Flonk Beauty Contest

What are the Rules?

Q: What is it?
A: Beauty contest for flonker cats.

Each flonker can choose to either:

  * enter their cat (or cats)

  OR:

  * vote/be in jury

Those who have cats may not choose to be in the jury.

(Some of the contestants are cats who say "woof". Live with it!)

Q: How should pictures be presented to the group?
A: Email to me (veronica.karlsson@gmail.com) is probably best.


Then there's the different things to compete about... what are the
traditional beauty contest things? (Something about bikinis and
"talents"...?)

Q: "What Did I Win?"
A: Good question. I'll think about it.
   But this guy (actually his identical brother who seems to
   have rolled in mud) will be there to deliver the prize.  :-)

Q: When?
A: Another good question.


This competition is here-and-now.
  No kitten pictures!
  No dead cats!

Pictures

• ONE portrait of each cat
• A written description to go with the portrait.
  The description should include such things as the cat's age and if it is male or female, and something about its personality, where you live, if the cat is an indoor or outdoor cat, if it is playful, what its favourite toys are, favourite food...
• A good story (or three) about the cat.
  Something funny they did.
• I have ideas for two more pictures, but I'll not present them here until I get in all the portraits, descriptions and stories.

(There will be more... I just have to get some more ideas first...)

Competing Cats

 1. Smee: Buddy and Ollie
 2. Dave: Molly and Botticceli and his truck Sue-Ann
 3. Thistle: Her invisible cat(s): whose "name(s) is/are legion.
 4. DingBat: Sascha
 6. Free Radio Jackson: Alex
 7. Rebecca Ore: Kit
 8. Steve: Spot
 9. Per: (?)
10. Snuhwolf: himself

Jury / Judges (and their votes)

 1. Veronica Karlsson (veronica.karlsson@gmail.com)
 2. Johann `Myrkraverk' Oskarsson
 3. Aratzio
 4. Psychotic Chicken
 5. ah
 6. Shirley
 7. Emo Haircut
 8. Rocky
 9. Knoxy
10. Peter J Ross
11. Phydeaux (from alt.ascii-art)

Disqualified

1. Tim Weaver