Dave: Molly
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Story 1
ok, there i am in bed having vigorous sex. me on top. and molly picks this moment to jump on my back and just sit there. not doing anything. just sit there. while im gyrating and moving to and fro. and there wasnt anything i could really do about at the time. so we both started laughing and then proceeded to finish the job. molly was quite upset about haveing to leave her perch. the end.

