I (Veronica Karlsson, VK, vk@ludd.luth.se) made these pictures.

These are the sigs I have made for people in troll newsgroups.

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Incantatrix wrote:
> Per  wrote:
> >Incantatrix wrote:
> >> Per wrote:
> >> >Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >> >><snip>
> >> >
> >> >Dar ar du.  Hej, jag missar dig.  :)
> >>
> >> i can translate this, can i blackmail you now?
> >
> >Will there be physical violence?
> 
> i can always put some tiger balm onto your penis, if you are into those kind of things

http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/pics/ascii/ROMATH2.HTML#flysig

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ryannosaurus wrote:
> Hatchetmama roared:
> >ryannosaurus wrote:
> >>Hatchetmama roared:
> >>>ryannosaurus wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>*dance*
> >>>
> >>>You're not holding that chainsaw while dancing, are you?
> >>
> >>chainsaw's suck at anything other than the two step
> >
> >A truly dangerous dance indeed.
> 
> especially if the chainsaw happens to step on your foot
> 
> >>><flounce>
> >>
> >>you flounce divinely, m'dear
> >
> >Of course.
> >It's the panties.
> 
> mystical magical hatchetmama panties


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knoxy wrote:
> I eat just about anything atm.


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Daedalus wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >Daedalus wrote:
> >> "Wim Jay" wrote:
> >> >"Daedalus" wrote:
> >> >> "Wim Jay" wrote:
> >> >>> "Daedalus" wrote:
> >> >>>> Jade
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Fix your bloody sig before you do though.
> >> >>
> >> >> I don't hace a sig. You needs to drink more.
> >> >>
> >> >> Jade
> >> >
> >> >That's wot I'm torkin' about, innit? Get yourself a decent bleedin' sig before
> >> >you come into the robustest group on the Usenet.
> >>
> >> I herd teh Demon locals eat their own young. Since I hace no young I'd
> >> be starvin' in a group like dis.
> >>
> >> >If you can't make your own,
> >> >maybe Steve Leyland could let you have one he's finished with.
> >>
> >> Leyland chews his sigs. I don't want a bleedin' sig wit teeth marks
> >> onnit.
> >
> >Name? Email? Animal? Quote? Other? Etc?
> 
> Mineral? Vegetable? Favorite spanking position?
> 
> What if I just use teh period sig?


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dave hillstrom wrote:
> 
> all hail to the Porn Pig!
> 

"pig"?

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Green Dappled Monotremata wrote:
>
> A pig with a hard-on! May I steal that, please?

           
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Gnathalgia Demisovereign Mountebank wrote:
> Wim Jay wrote:
> >"Graspingness Dachshound Mononymization" wrote :
> >> "Wim Jay" scribbled:
> >>> "Goniatites Disappointment Marattiaceae" wrote:
> >>>> "Wim Jay" scribbled:
> >>>>> "Gnathostome Desmodontidae Masquerader" wrote:
> >>>>>> Wim Jay" scribbled:
> >>>>>>> "headkase" wrote:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Old Weird Hippy
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Hahahahahaha! I was there at the time but I never seemed to go
> >>>>>>> through a hippy phase.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> You're doing it now instead.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Can't manage it - my hair is too short to stick flowers in. (If I
> >>>>> let it grow long, all the grey shows.)
> >>>>
> >>>> Tape them under your combover.
> >>>
> >>> There's no need to be rude, young man! I don't have a combover. My
> >>> head is given the once over with a No.2 setting every fortnight.
> >>
> >> Who does it?
> >
> >The Old Hag, though I have done it myself when needs must.
> 
> Likewise. She won't allow me to go to the barbers ever since I told her
> about that time I got aroused by the lass standing between my legs and
> messing with my hair.

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Smee wrote:
> 
> When giving your puppeis the last of the home made beef vegetable soup, be
> sure to remove all traces of cabbage. If you do not, in a remarkably short
> time, they will proceed to add to the atmosphere in your house.
> 
> AND they will become incredibly loving while doing so, trying to cuddle on
> your lap, or snuggle down beside you on the TV-watching chair.
> 
> My sinuses may be permanently scarred.

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headkase wrote:
> 
>    Subject: Driving along
>       Date: 30 Jul 2004 11:16:06 GMT
>       From: headkase <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com>
> Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> 
> 
> and some stupid bitch ( yeah i know but this is my road rage story and i
> believe road rage in a controlled way can be healthy for repressed rage
> so.......) i am driving along the highyway caning to work, as caning as a
> forty year old car will cane, which is surprisingly fast, and this woman in
> a brand new ford is in the fast lane about to hem me in behind a truck, so
> i cane a bit more did not have the vision to see to far ahead but went to
> sneak into quite an adequate gap, cause you know the Val aint zippy at all
> and so i am doing that, i am over the centre line doing a 120 km and hour
> lane manouver between a truck and a brand new purple ford and i fucking hit
> a blown out truck tyre, i could not swerve to avoid it or do anythign
> really i just had to fucking go over it, out of nowhere it came,  BANG and
> a few more bangs it made, am i glad they made em tough in the sixties, i
> was freaking a bit, about potential damage, havent had the old girl checked
> out yet, but you know if it aint broke dont fix it, what cracked me up, the
> boys at work when i told them i hit a truck tyre, went " ohhhhh, fuck you
> hit an alligator" and i thought about that and i have to say if you see one
> curled up on the raod like that, and feel its fucking bite, well its funny
> cause its true....

Detective Veronica goes to work and finds:

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=Xns94F4D0FA51CFpsykoexgirlfriendhot%40211.29.133.50

which mentions "1969 toyota corona". Sure, one person can have more than
one car, but I'm too lazy to dig any deeper. It's a fairly new post so
it will have to do.

which leads to:

http://www.ies-geneve.ch/2000gt/Histoire/Toyota/Corona1969.jpg

But to draw the driver more easily something like this would be practical:

http://www.ies-geneve.ch/2000gt/Histoire/Toyota/PublicaCabrio.jpg



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Hmmm... slightly better... maybe...

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Well, it's a car...

Add driver.

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(yes, yes, I know Real People are not that big but this is a cartoon)

Faster!


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headkase wrote:
>
> what is the usenet equivalent for speechless?
> i think this is the sweetest thing that anybody has posted for me in my
> usenet history, i am not waving i am giving the finger yeah?

Hmmm...


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[explanation: Tinkerbell is pregnant]


Tinkerbell wrote:
> 
> I'm getting to be the same shape as an egg on legs,

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Peter Hucker wrote:
>  wrote:
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > >  wrote:
> > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > >  wrote:
> > > > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > > > >  wrote:
> > > > > > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > ffs
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Stuffed shirt.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No, but with 500 channels, I refuse to watch any old shite.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Spoiled.
> > > > >
> > > > > Basic sky package.
> > > >
> > > > Cheap.
> > >
> > > Exactly.
> >
> > You need to get more of your parrots pregnant.
> 
> Working on it.


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Grazable Diaclasis Manhandle wrote:
> Peter Hucker wrote:
> > Grumphy Disadvantage Miscognizant wrote:
> > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > Gastrophilite Descendentalism Medish wrote:
> > > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > > > Galgulidae Disauthenticate wrote:
> > > > > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
> > > > > > > > Governorship Domiciliate Menispermine wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > What's that got to do with Chicken MacFlurries?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Bugger, you caught me out.  McDonalds use about 0.001% meat.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Apart from which, it's common knowledge that I'm a vegetarian,
> > > > > > > so maybe you should preach to somebody outwith the choir.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Tinks has admitted she is vegetarian, but I've never seen you
> > > > > > mention it.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Admitted"? Like she's got something to be ashamed of?
> > > >
> > > > You must know by now I don't use words precisely.
> > >
> > > So you don't think she should be ashamed for being a vegetarian?
> >
> > No.  I'm one too, which I thought you would have gathered from what
> > I just said.
>
> I don't believe you. If you were a veggie, you'd've fixed your sig by now.

Maybe his diet is missing something important? This might help:


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Steve Leyland wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> : Jelliebun wrote:
> :: tinmimus99@hotmail.com (mimus) wrote:
> ::
> ::: I fairly often flip on _E!'s_ "Wild On" series at night as visual
> ::: wallpaper, while listening on the 'phones to something a bit more
> ::: cultured ("Wild On" is basically a series of party travelogues or
> ::: infomercials, Disney- style, with tits blocked out and NEVER EVER
> ::: any weed or coke shown-- maybe it should be renamed "Soft On").
> :::
> ::: And frequently on the show there are commercials for the "Girls Gone
> ::: Wild" series of soft -exhibitionism or -porn (and, apparently,
> ::: according to Certain Court Documents, underaged goings- on as well).
> :::
> ::: And pretty much every time some wild- woman flashes her (blocked-
> ::: out) tits on these commercials she opens her mouth.
> :::
> ::: Is this a reflex of some kind?  I can't say I ever really observed
> ::: it before . . . .
> ::
> :: I just flashed the screen.  My mouth stayed closed.
> :
> : I followed Jelliebun's example but couldn't keep from laughing.
> 
> Pleace remember to switch on yuor webcams before any further flashing of
> b00beis, so that I may examine your mouths to study this phenomemon.

OK...

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rocky wrote:
>
> Subject: finger emperor.


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mimus wrote:
> 
> So I was changing a porch- light bulb, and dropped the screw which
> holds the bowl up against the fixture, and the screw fell down through
> a crack between two boards of the porch, and I couldn't crawl
> underneath to it, and wouldn't want to (there's stuff living under
> there), so what to do? what to do?
> 
> Wire hook between the boards? didn't work.
> 
> Tape sticky- side out on the end of the wire? didn't work.
> 
> So I finally used that tool favored by advanced primates all over the
> world, a stick split on the end, and forked the screw, trapped it and
> brought it back up to life and light.
> 
> Ook! ook! ook!

I always wondered what kind of animal a "mimus" is!

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              "```'                          tinmimus99@hotmail.com


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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> headkase wrote:
> >
> > [headkase is trying to quit smoking]
> 
> I could glue your mouth shut, that'd stop you from smoking...of course
> you might die of thirst though...hrmmm...I shall hace to reponder this
> theory!

       ( he can't stop me from smoking through my nose! )
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Ross wrote:
> Daedalus scribbled:
> > Ross wrote:
> >>Peter J Ross scribbled:
> >>
> >>[...]
> >>
> >>> I was watching Lady Chatterly's webcam last night and she certainly
> >>> doesn't look like a bot to me.
> >>>
> >>> I'd provide the URL if I thought any socmen were attracted to adult
> >>> women.
> >>
> >>Agreed.  I think the soc.boyz are still to fixated on their
> >>relationships with mommy to want to develop something new and
> >>different with a different woman.
> >
> > It's a shame because I think Lady Chatterly dating any one of the
> > soc.men would certainly straighten them out.
> 
> ...or kill them, which might be as close to straightened out as some of
> them could get.
> 
> The image is quite amusing...LC in a black PVC corset and thigh-high
> leather boots, holding a riding crop and a leash....Kenny Kakes on all
> fours, wearing a dog-collar, begging for forgiveness.
> 
> ...and that would probably be more attention he has received from a woman
> since he had his last diaper change....



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The lovely rubber lady and her "dog" as a sig for Ross:


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