I (Veronica Karlsson, VK, vk@ludd.luth.se) made these pictures.

These are the sigs I have made for people in the newsgroup alt.romath


--
Jaue Lang wrote:
>
> Do you know what Benjamin had in his signature to a personal
> email to me:
>
> _______________________________________________
> mhm15x1                        http://www.nfilter.org/
> Benjamin D. Capoeman                  now stop whining
> b@lloo.at.REMOVE.penis.dot.com                and meow
> http://24.113.23.97/                                 !
>
> "God, dammit, if you're gonna kill somebody have some
> fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Roger's house,
> alright?"
>
>   -Bill Hicks, 1990, on John Lennon's untimely death.
> _______________________________________________
>
> Now he is sending subtle death threats through the email system.
> 
> What next?  One of those meowers showing up on my door?

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> And you better get some help.  I will not
> respect your physical integrity if you show up at my home.
> And I am going to tell a lot of people about this threat,
> and from where it originated, so don't this it will be
> another hidden dark secret.

[Hmmm...]


--

šu wrote:
> Emperor James of APDD wrote:
> > Daito wrote:
> > > Sergi wrote:
> > > >
> > > > LOOKS LIKE YOUR GROUP IS ALL FUCKED!!!
> > > >
> > > >               Sergi, KotAGoR XXX
> > > >        Creator of alt.religion.christian.amish
> > > >                HL&S Winner 1/00
> > > >        http://www.databasix.com/~sergi - Updated 4/13
> > >
> > > Heh you must be the forger I have heard s0 much about LOL
> > >
> > > Nice forgery cept its mews and not blackhelicopter :o)
> >
> > HELP ME I'M CAUGHT IN THEIR STUPID RAYS
> 
> I'VE GOT YOU, JAMES........OH NO, THE STUPID RAYS ARE
> TOOOOOOOOOOOOO STRONG. SOMEONE GRAB MY ANKLE OR I'LL HAVE TO
> LET GO OF JAMES........

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-- 
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--

[Poopie sig]

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--

SamSpade wrote:
> Onel de Guzman wrote:
> > "HLS" LOVESYOU:
> > >J. R. Xemblinosky III wrote:
> > >> aimee@rmta.org wrote:
> > >> >
> > >> > recently jason introduced the subject of licking the terminals of a 9 volt
> > >> > battery to me.  while this struck me as extremely odd, he assured me that
> > >> > all of his geeky friends had done it.
> > >> >
> > >> > so here's the poll:
> > >> > has it ever occurred to you to lick a 9 volt?
> > >> > did you try it?
> > >> > is this idea cool or just plain stupid?
> > >>
> > >> 1) yes
> > >> 2) yes
> > >> 3) cool, not to mention it's a quick and accurate way to tell
> > >>    whether the 9 volt battery needs to be replaced yet.
> > >
> > >     Ahhhh the wonder of youth so you and your friends are licking on
> > >batteries, come back when
> > >    you can piss on a 9 volt. Besides shouldn't you be talking about girls
> > >or something or are batteries better for you?
> >
> > i've already freaked all the girls in the office.  what's left to talk
> > about?
> 
> Pleasce sned me teh viruc planz for yore convxtid,thnaks...bwt...yuo
> hace teh mAD SKill2....

I remember a classmate of mine taking the "electric" bit out of an electric
lighter and going around zapping people's elbows with it...



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    lighter    =>    remove stuff   =>         zap!


VK

--

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[complete with little dangley thing]

--

[smart cat, clumsy human]

Martyn Harrison wrote:
> Almost as good as napping on the stairs a bit up from the one with the
> dropped wet soap sitting on it. I mean, you can't go wrong with that
> one eh?


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--
[scruffy-looking cat signature]



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--

[round bunnie]

Jelliebun wrote:
> >Jelliebun wrote:
> >>
> >>Jelliebun
> >>mhm20x20
> >>8 days and counting
> >>almost completely spherical
> 
> Jelliebun
> mhm20x20
> expanding exponentially while we speak



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-----------

AAAARGH! I just realized I have (again) contributed to the overpopulaton
of ascii bunnies on the net!!!!   :-O

And that one looks particularly... "explosive"...

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------

Is it safe to make a nine month pregnant woman laugh that
hard?

What the heck, she wants a pogo stick just so she can get 
this over with anyway.


the_mighty_balloo

--

[albatross sig]


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--

[this was the content of a "homepage" I had for a while]


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  |  `-.____.'|        Veronica Karlsson
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--

[skiing sig for post to skiing newsgroup]


--
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[That evil cat, vjiking style]


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--

[two-headed Zaphod sig]



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    /    \/\/\/\/    \   VK       |__/             matz@email.msn.com

--

[pizza sig]


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| |`-.   @  %  .-'.'                     Squiffy The Wombat
| |   `-.._..-'.-'
|_|_________.-'       Toby@squiffythewombat.freeserve.co.uk

--

[a teddy bear with a gun]


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[a sig for poking with pointy sticks]


   (,        .------.                            .-----.     _
   /|  _    ( *poke* )                          ( Help! )   { )
   \\ '_}   -'------'                            `-----`-   _U_
    `'  `.___@================================------   ) __/.. \
     |  >---'                                           `--'| /\\
     / |     http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/     ! |//
    ((_ \         __   __                _                  /& )
    / /`.\        \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _         /.'\ \
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 /.'    \|          \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_|        ||    \\
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--

šu wrote:
> Martin Bulmer wrote:
>
> >Have you dropped that sprog yet?
>
> yes, but it wasn't a lot of fun. my apologies to all if
> nothing has been posted yet, but i've been hospitalized all
> week, and my husband did not leave my side long enough to
> post. Rachel Ann was born on wed, jan 26, at 8:11am, after
> about 48 hours of hard labor and a c-section. she is the most
> beautiful thing that you have ever seen.
>


                                .--.--.--.-.
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                               ( working... )
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                                                   |o|o |
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{{{}}}        /                           /\\.-    |:    |
-{{{}}}-(____/---------------------------'--`-'--  |:____|
                                                   | |  |

                                                  \
                       .--------------------.     /\
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                      | take a little nap.   | /X
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{{{}}}        /                           /\\.-    |:    |
-{{{}}}-(____/---------------------------'--`-'--  |:____|
                                                   | |  |



A little while later...

                       .----------------------.
                      | šu, meet Rachel Ann,   |
 VK                   | Rachel Ann, meet Mommy |
                       `---------------------'`\   ,,,,,
                                                   |u|u |
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   \  /\  / ____ \  / ____ \  / ____ \  / ____ \|_|
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           Hehe
            SPNAK!
              ga-ga
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                  |  `__.  )| __   c    c    c
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                _/.'       `.\_




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                _/.'       `.\_


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diddle:


           Hehe
            SPNAK!
              ga-ga
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                   /       \    |_   |_   |_   |_
                  | @  @    | |/_  |/_  |/_  |/_
                  |  `__.  )| __   š    š    š
                   \ \__/  / |/ |
                    `.___.'  @'_| *KA-STOMP!*
                  >--/. .\--'
                    |__.__|
                  `(_     _)'
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                _/.'       `.\_


--

_________________________________.________.______._____.____.___.__._..
        -------------------------+--------+------+-----+----+---+--+-++
               ------------------+--------+------+-----+----+---+--+-++
                          _______|________|______|_____|____|___|__|_||
                                 |        |      |     |    |   |  | ||
                                   _______|______|_____|____|___|__|_||
 _____ _            ____        _     _   |      |     |    |   |  | ||
|_   _| |__   ___  / ___| _ __ (_) __| | ___ _ __  __ ___   __ _ _ __ |
  | | | '_ \ / _ \ \___ \| '_ \| |/ _` |/ _ \ '__|'_ ` _ \ / _` | '_ \
  | | | | | |  __/  ___) | |_) | | (_| |  __/ | | | | | | | (_| | | | |
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                         |_|                     |     |    |   |  | ||
                                                    ---+----+---+--+-++
                       Spiderman@longlines.com         |    |   |  | ||
VK                                                          |   |  | ||

--

S°n °f Spam wrote:
> but then again it would be kinda kewl
> if you could insert an ASCII fly with a human head going "Help me!... Help me!"
> all tangled up in the web.

OK...

                           /`---.__
      _.------'`.         J _      `---.__
             .-. \        | `-._
            (   ) L%%%%%% F-._
             `-'  |%%%%%%/   /`---.__,,,,,
           ____.-'|%%%%%/___/______/////\\\\      .-------------.
      ----'       |%              /////   -|      | Help me!    |
                  |               ////   <@ \     |    ...      |
                  |               ////     .'     |    Help me! |
                  |________________///     C    --'-------------'
                  |--' |   |          `-._.'
                  J_.-'F   F
                   L  /   /
                    \/   /
 VK                 /__.'
                    ||

as a sig:


                     /`---.__
_.------'`.         J _      `---.__
       .-. \        | `-._
      (   ) L%%%%%% F-._
       `-'  |%%%%%%/   /`---.__,,,,,
     ____.-'|%%%%%/___/______/////\\\\      .-------------.
----'       |%              /////   -|      | Help me!    |
            |               ////   <@ \     |    ...      |
            |               ////     .'     |    Help me! |
            |________________///     C    --'-------------'
            |--' |   |          `-._.'
            J_.-'F   F             __             _   __
             L  /   /             (_  _ ._    _ _|_  (_ ._  _.._ _
              \/   /              __)(/)| |  (/) |   __)|_)(_|| | |
 VK           /__.'                                     |
              ||                      breaking_wind@hotmail.com


bald:


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       .-. \        | `-._
      (   ) L%%%%%% F-._
       `-'  |%%%%%%/   /`---.__ .--.
     ____.-'|%%%%%/___/_______.'    \       .-------------.
----'       |%                      -|      | Help me!    |
            |                  (   <@ \     |    ...      |
            |                        .'     |    Help me! |
            |___________________     C    --'-------------'
            |--' |   |          `-._.'
            J_.-'F   F             __             _   __
             L  /   /             (_  _ ._    _ _|_  (_ ._  _.._ _
              \/   /              __)(/)| |  (/) |   __)|_)(_|| | |
 VK           /__.'                                     |
              ||                      breaking_wind@hotmail.com

--

[truck sig]


                 ____________________________________________________
  (>_____.----'||                                                    |
   /           ||         __     ___    ____ ___ _  __   __          |
  |---.   = /  ||         \ \   / / \  / ___|_ _| | \ \ / /          |
  |    |  ( '  ||          \ \ / / _ \ \___ \| || |  \ V /           |
  |    |   `   ||           \ V / ___ \ ___) | || |___| |            |
  |---'        ||            \_/_/   \_\____/___|_____|_|            |
  |            ||                 kruchenykh@rapp.su                 |
  [    ________||____________________________________________________|
  [__.'.---.   |[Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y]
  [   //.-.\\__| `.__//.-.\\//.-.\\_________________//.-.\\//.-.\\_.'\
  [__/( ( ) )`      '( ( ) )( ( ) )`               '( ( ) )( ( ) )`
-------`---'----------`---'--`---'-------------------`---'--`---'------

--

Jaue Lang wrote:
>
> My warp machine is down right now, and after having a really good cry,
> I am back on windoze again.  using forte without a killfile.
>
> And what do I see.
>
> Shit, in the form of meowers, everywhere.
>
> I have to remember to breathe....

                       ,,,
                     {{{}}}}
*meow*              [[#] }}}}
       >m.m<        /     )}}    >#.#<         >*.*<
                     \=_  }}}     *fuckhead*
           *meow*     {{\ \}}}                 *meow*
 *loaf*               .-'. `--.      >+.+<
   >`.'<             /  ) \_\\ \                  >^.^<
             _.-----' .'    ) ) `.___,/|  *spnak*
  *meow*     //,-----'  \    | `._____/
                         |   |                     >~.~<
             >u.u<     .'    |  *meow*
  >1.1<               /       \            >q.p<   *meow*
                   .-'        |       *meow*
           *meow*  `.         |                   >=.=<
     >o.o<         _/\_       |   >O.O<
  *whiskas*      .'  _/`---\-'|                      *woem*
               _/  .'       | )    *meow*
 *meow*       /  .'        / J               >o.o<
              '| |         F |                      *meow*
 VK             \_\        \ |      >!.!<
   >@.@<                   / `._                      >"."<
             >. .<         \|\__/   *zrbj*   >&.&<

--------------



In article <38AC61EE.6A53@earthling.net>, Veronica Karlsson
<acinorev@earthling.net> says...

>the_mighty_balloo wrote:
>> Veronica Karlsson escribiˇ en artÝculo:
><snip>
>> >[I can't think of a good title for it... (title cascade, please?)]
>> >
>>
>> How about "wishful thinking?"  Jauely's already mentioned that she
>> weighs in around 110 kgs (or 240 lbs. for you Americans out there)
>> due to metabolic problems brought about by a life of sloth and
>> gluttony.  With your kind permission I'll adjust for this with
>> my own limited ascii skills...
>>
>
>OK, I wasn't aware of that. I just knew she was a "she", and imagined
>something sort-of-thin-and-grey.
>
>But, no, this won't do! You've changed those eye thingies (you know,
>like you put on horses to keep them from getting scared in traffic...
>Hmmm... maybe they're attached to some kind of bridle or something?
>Don't know what that would look like though...).
>
>>
>>                         ,,,
>>                       {{{}}}}
>> *meow*                [[#] }}}}
>>        >m.m<         {/     )}}    >#.#<         >*.*<
>>           *meow*    {{(=(    }}}     *fuckhead*
>>  *loaf*             {{.-\.  `--.      >+.+<
>>    >`.'<           /    ) \_)\\ \         *meow*    >^.^<
>>              _.---'   .'      \  `.___,/|  *spnak*
>>   *meow*     //,-----'(        \_______/
>>                     ( \  -_     )                     >~.~<
>>              >u.u< .'        ^ /| *meow*
>>   >1.1<            /\  \        )            >q.p<   *meow*
>>                  .-'  \ \      |       *meow*
>>            *meow* `.     -_   /\                   >=.=<
>>      >o.o<        /\_        / |   >O.O<
>>   *whiskas*     ./    _/`\---'|?                      *woem*
>>                _|   .'    |   )    *meow*
>>  *meow*       /   .'     /   J               >o.o<
>>               '| |       F   |                      *meow*
>>                 \_\       \  |      >!.!<
>>    >@.@<                  /  `._                      >"."<
>>              >. .<         \|\__/   *zrbj*   >&.&<
>>
>> There.  Now all we have to do is attach a copy of Happy99.exe
>> to the file and we're all set.  Do you suppose Jauely has one
>> handy?
>>
>
>Hmmm.. not much of a cascade. I'm disappointed in you people! OK, I'll
>start...
>
>> > Title: "In the dark" ?
>> Title: "Freedom" ?
>Title: "Nightmares" ?
Title: "Happy99 Happy99, Joy Joy" ?

<GRAVITY NEWSREADER>
441 posting failed (Please do not crosspost from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk to alt.horror.werewolves)
</GRAVITY NEWSREADER>

Fuckhead.


Aaron M. Henne

--

[truck sig, adapted for Sabu-teasing]

                 ____________________________________________________
  (>_____.----'|| __     _______ ____   ___  _   _ ___ ____    _     |
   /           || \ \   / / ____|  _ \ / _ \| \ | |_ _/ ___|  / \    |
  |---.   = /  ||  \ \ / /|  _| | |_) | | | |  \| || | |     / _ \   |
  |    |  ( '  ||   \ V / | |___|  _ <| |_| | |\  || | |___ / ___ \  |
  |    |   `   ||    \_/  |_____|_| \_\\___/|_| \_|___\____/_/   \_\ |
  |---'        ||                sabu424@sabu424.com                 |
  |            ||      http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/    |
  [    ________||____________________________________________________|
  [__.'.---.   |[Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y__Y]
  [   //.-.\\__| `.__//.-.\\//.-.\\_________________//.-.\\//.-.\\_.'\
  [__/( ( ) )`      '( ( ) )( ( ) )`               '( ( ) )( ( ) )`
-------`---'----------`---'--`---'-------------------`---'--`---'------



(yes, that email address is mine!)

--

[yes, I agree, this one is weird, but he asked for it]


    @@@        __________.___    _____   _____   _____
   @@@@@@     /   ______/|   | _/  __ \ /     \ /     \
   |.  .@@   /    \  ____|   | \   ___/|    |  \    |  \
   | ^  /    \     \_\   \   |__\____  >____|  /____|  /
   _\VV/_     \______  __/_____/     \/      \/      \/
  / \\// \           \/ Knickerbocker - vampyre lesbian
 |  /)( ) |
 | | /\ | |\
 | //  \)\) `.       ,
 |/| || |    /
 (_| || |_.-'
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==== @@@ ====================================================
=== @@@@@@ =============      ===  ===   ===  = ===  = ======
=== |.  .@@ ===========   ==   ==  ==  =  ==     ==     =====
=== | ^  / ============  ====  ==  ==     ==  =  ==  =  =====
=== _\VV/_ ============  ========  ==  =====  =  ==  =  =====
== / \\// \ ===========  ========  ==  =  ==  =  ==  =  =====
= |  /)( ) | ==========  ===   ==  ===   ===  =  ==  =  =====
= | | /\ | |\ =========  ====  ==  ==========================
= | //  \)\) `. =======   ==   ==  === Knickerbocker ========
= |/| || |    / ========      ===  == vampyre lesbian =======
= (_| || |_.-' ==============================================
= (_._)(_._) ================================================


--

And, finally, the best part: the Robby Rat archive!

[Preaching Robby]


      (`-')       . .             _                               _
      /  oo`.     \X/)  _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
    .'\    __O  .'/X\  | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
   /  \\ o'/`--' .' \` |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
  J    \`'/   _.'                     <___'
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   ___)_/\_(____`.  `-._______________________________________.'/
  /____/  \_____\ `-.________________________________________.-'


--

    Subject: Annoyed Outlook Express 5 users, read this...
       Date: Sat, 1 Apr 2000 17:50:16 +0200
       From: "Ool" <ulrich.schreglmann@t-online.de>
 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art


"How can I get rid of // or \\ hyperlinks being automatically generat-
ed?"

Here's how:

http://chattanooga.net/~scochran/hyp.htm

The bane of a.a-a overcome!  Someone ought to include this in their
FAQ, or something.

--------------------------

Veronica Karlsson wrote in message <38F72F3B.2E1A@hotmail.com>...
>robby rat wrote:
>> <snip>
>> thank you thakn yuo thankyoo
>>
>> ill try it out adn let you know
>> the resulets
>
>Please. I'm really curious (a lot of
>people keep asking about this)  :)

it worked fine, at least so far

heres what was involved:

at the site you posted,

http://chattanooga.net/~scochran/hyp.htm

i downloaded noehype2.exe which would not
work until i installed the latest
msvbvm50.dll from www.microsoft.com and
then a test post seemed to work perfectly

here are two that never worked right befoer:

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    \ .'_    __O        F//                                     F
     /\(%)_ ' \         //        <<< boytoys'R us >>>          F
    .--.8bo._./\       //   omny│ anty spamn and sleaz armey    F
   /    \88888\8\     //L        bagde #sgt3907hst64ujr         L
  |  _   |88888\8\   // |     teh bad treol veronica gaev       |
  | (_)  |888888\8\\//  J          me theis pectiur             J
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   |`--'888888888  \ /  _  \=/  _  \=/  _  \=/  _  \=/  _  \=/  _  \=
   |.' \      .'`.  `. (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_).'|
    `___)x/\x(__/_`.  `-._______________________________________.'/
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        /  oo`.     _ _  ___ | |_  //.   ) _  _//  __\x ___ _| |_
      .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \//| \ / '_><// |<_> \\_> | | |
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    J    .-=   \                //<___'     //          \\
    | |_./"\\ | |              //      .    ||           \\
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     |    (  )   \          //           //     karlsson    \\
     J     )'     \        //            ||      ruels       \\
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       \      .'`.  `.   /|`.__) / \      \\.-'--`-.-.         \X /
     ___) /\ (____`.  `-//|    |_| |_______\\\      \ \________/ //
    ///__/  \___\\\ `-.//_|____|_|_|___v___\_/____ _/_/________\/'


so...assuming these *still* look ok, thank you again!

ok bye

teh robieiei // // // \\ \\ \\ \\ // // // // ha haha ahahehehe ahaehah


--

[Stuffed Robby]


        (`-')
   >>>---  ++`.-->
      .'     __O
     /   .-.' \
    J    |`.\  \
    | |_.|  | | |
     \__.'`.|-' /
     L      `--'\
     |           \
     J            \
      \         /  \
 VK    \      .'`.  `.                                            .'
     ___) /\ (____`.  `-._______________________________________.'/
   _///__/__\___\\\_`-.________________________________________.-'___
  /                                                                  \
 /               [Nosey Rat, shot and stuffed by VK]                  \
/______________________________________________________________________\


--

[Robby meets Poopie]


           |\/\/\/|   
          .{{{}}}}}.  
         {{{} _  _]}} 
        {{{}  " \"|}} 
       {{{}`   c  /}}         
       {{}}    _.'}}}}       
      .-.--'   /--.}}}}      
    .'   \      \  `.}}      
   /     |\      \   \}}     
  /      F \      \   \}       (`-')     
 /  _.  /   \  \  |`.  \      .'oo  \    
<     `.     `.  /   \  `._  O__     `.  
 \      \      \/    / '   `._/ `.-.   \
  `.     \----------'.       /  /.'|    L
    `.    \         ) `-.___| | |  |._| |
     (`.   `--.    ')       \ `-|.'`.__/ 
     (  \     .\-   )       /`--'      J 
     (`  `-._ \`   ')      /           | 
     (_      `'   /'-.    /            L 
    /  `---------'/   \  /  \         /  
   /    `.       J     L'  .'`.      /   
__J`      `.     |     | .'____) /\ (___ 
__|         \   /      |' ///___/  \__\\\



--

[Sexy Robby]


        (`-')                 _                               _
        /  ee`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
      .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
     / |\.-.'|\    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
    J  | | | | \                  <___'
    | |_.| | \| |
     \__.'_|.-' /
     L      `--'\
     |`--______.'\
     J`-.__.-'  .'\
      \.  | | .-/  \
 VK    \`./_\'.'`.  `.                                            .'
     ___) /\ (____`.  `-._______________________________________.'/
    ///__/  \___\\\ `-.________________________________________.-'


[Sexy Roby II (for Poopie)]

  (\
   \\
    \\
     \\
      \\
       \\__
       /' _\
       |.'__)                 _                               _
       (.' ee`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
      .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
     / |\.-.'|\    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
    J  | | | | \                  <___'
    | |_.| | \| |
     \__.'_|.-' /
     L      `--'\
     |`--______.'\
     J`-.__.-'  .'\
      \.  | | .-/  \
 VK    \`./_\'.'`.  `.                                            .'
     ___) /\ (____`.  `-._______________________________________.'/
    ///__/  \___\\\ `-.________________________________________.-'

--

[Zorro Robbie (a.k.a. Zoby Zaaat)]

           __
        __|__|__               _                               _
         /\ oo`.      ___ ___ | |_  _ _    ___ ___  ___  ___ _| |_
 VK    .'  `._/_O    |_ // . \| . \| | |  |_ /<_> |<_> |<_> | | |
      /      ' \     /__|\___/|___/`_. |  /__|<___|<___|<___| |_|
     J          \                  <___'
    /| |_..    \ `--.                             `---.___/_
   J  \__.'     \.__.(--------------                    .'
   |  L          \                                    .'
   F  |           \                                 .'
  /   J            \                             `-/--.____
 <     \         /  \                             '
  `-.___\      .'`.  `.                                            .'
      ___) /\ (____`.  `-._______________________________________.'/
     ///__/  \___\\\ `-.________________________________________.-'


--

[Pizza Robby]

         (`-')                 _                               _
         /  oo`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
       .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
      /      ' \    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
     J          \                  <___'
     | |  .---.| |
      \ `(#%&$@) /
      L`-'`---'-'\
      |           \
      J            \
       \         /  \
 VK     \      .'`.  `.                                            .'
      ___) /\ (____`.  `-._______________________________________.'/
     ///__/  \___\\\ `-.________________________________________.-'

--

[Dead Robby]

Susanna Lee wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. wrote:
> >> <snip>
> >> i hace been wokring on teh
> >> acsiiey floag picteur for teh suesaienea to affeix
> >> teh signaeteur to but
> >> i'm no vermonieca kearlsoen if yuo knowe weht i'm saeying.
> >>
> >
> >I certainly hope you're not me! You are, however, the creator of that
> >wonderful cat that drives people crazy...   :)
> 
> i wuold b e hornored if teh graet Veronica Karlsson wouod do teh
> asciiey rat werk on teh floag picteur for me to affeix to mi
> signaeteur.

A flogged ascii rat for your sig? Hmmmm...


                 __      _.---------------.
             _.-'/ )  .-'                  `-._
          .-'++     `'                         `-.
      _.-'             _________         _________`-._________
_____O__________________________)_________________)___________\___


Ooops! It died! Must have been too much of the flogging... But I suppose
for an "I regret I did that" sig a dead rat might be just right...?  
8-)


VK

--------------

aaack! waht hace youo doen to mi jfisnd teh art?

i siad rat, nut rat! tar, art, ttra,art, tart, rat, ooohh, waht hace i
dunee?

ppoor rorry! sperk to meee! aer yuo ok?

<mmf>

oohh! heese aliev!

wath hace tehy doen to yuo, mi poore, pore raaat!

est theer a doktor en teh huose?

loefv

surssrranttanna

-------------

Martyn Harrison wrote:
> Susanna Lee wrote to Sovereign Kitten:
>> Daddy's fjiend teh robbie raaat was nearly floagged to death in a case
>> of mistaken identity in misc.creativity. If daddy is a doctor (or just
>> plays one on Usenet) please tell him to come quickly!
>
> I've never been much of a text doctor,
> I usually post in prop space. Well,
> let's have a bash.
>
>>                 __      _.---------------.
>>             _.-'/ )  .-'                  `-._
>>          .-'++     `'                         `-.
>>      _.-'             _________         _________`-._________
>>_____O__________________________)_________________)___________\___
>>
>> The evil ascii genius Veronica Karlsson did this to rorby, teh bravest
>> and truest fjiend in the on-line world.
>
> Hmm, looks distinctly unwell.
>
>"Roby! Rboby! teh jessei is comnig!"
>
>                __      _.---------------.
>            `\-'/ )  .-'                  `-._
>          .-'o     `'                         `-.
>      _.-'             _________         _________`-._________
>_____O__________________________)_________________)___________\___
>
>"Oh no, look at that Naughty Kitten, she is about to pounce on teh broyb
>from behind!!!"
>
>                 __      _.---------------.
>             !!-'/ )  .-'                  `-._
>          .-'O      `'                         `-.
>      _.-'             _____             _________`-._________
>_____O___________________   \____________________)___________
>                     (_______/          (
>

Oh, thank you, doctor!

There is nothing like good old-fashioned fear to stimulate the healing
process.


Susanna

------------

Kitty Sovereign wrote:
>Poopie Pants wrote:
>>Susanna Lee wrote:
<snip>
>>>There is nothing like good old-fashioned fear to stimulate the healing
>>>process.
>>>
>>I like those peektures of eh robbeei.  He looks lik one of thsose
>>cartoon caracters dat got flattined and then they just slide unda teh
>>door
>
>He's a Flat Rat!!!

I will print him out and make a cardboard raaat to sit next to me
while I work on my computer.

My daughter keeps taking my Peace Bear.


Susanna Lee

--

[X-ray Robby or Skeleton Robby]

       .-._                 _                               _
      / (##`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
      |     ()   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
   .-- \++'--.   |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
   | == 8 == |                  <___'
   | == 8 == | 
    `--<8 >__/ 
     == 8 ==
      .--8--.
     ((   8 ))
      ``   ''
 VK    |  |  ``o
       /  \     ``o
  ,,--'    `--,,,  ``=o==o==o==o==o==o==o===o=o===o=o===o==o==-'

--

[Beach Robby]

      (`-')       _                 _              _
      / `-##.    | |__  ___ __ _ __| |_    _ _ ___| |__  ___ _  _
    .'     __O   | '_ \/ -_) _` / _| ' \  | '_/ _ \ '_ \/ -_) || |
   /   .-/' \    |_.__/\___\__,_\__|_||_|_|_| \___/_.__/\___|\_, |
  J    |"|   \                      .-'     `-.              |__/
  | |_.| |  | |                   .'           `.
   \__.'-'.-' /                  /    .-"""-.    \        _
   L      `--'\                 J    /       \    L      //|
   |"""""""""""\                |   J         L   |   ___|||___
   |           /\          .-'|`-.  J         L   |  /___||___/|
   |          |  \        / / | \ \  \/      /    F  |        ||
   A_____/____A.  `.     | |  |  | |  `-._.-'    /   |        ||.'
   ___) /\ (____`.  `-.__\_|__|__|_/___________.'____|________|'/
  ///__/  \___\\\ `-.________________________________________.-'


--

[Rat on drugs]


         (`-')    (_)         _                               _
--.     /  OO`.     _/_  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
  .--..'     __O o | '/|/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
`-.  /      '\ \   |_|/|\___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___|'|_|
   `J         `.    ||/|          <___'                 .-'.'
    | |_..      `-.' | |.-----------._                .' .'
     \__.'       .--' /'              `-.           .'  /
     L               / _.-----------._   `-._____.-'  .'
 .-'  \             .-'               `-._          .'
'      `-._______.-'          VK          `-.____.-'


--

[Sporty Robby]

        (`-')                 _                               _
        /  oo`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
      .<     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
     /  \.-.' \    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
    J    |`.\  \                  <___'
    | |_.|  | | |
     \__.'`.|-' /
     L    | `--'\
     |____|__.-' \
     J            \
      \         /  \
 VK    \      .'`.  `.                                            .'
    ____)_/\_(____`./ `-._______________________________________.'/
   (___._/  \_.___) `-.________________________________________.-'

[Formal Robby]

         ____
        |    |
        |____|
       _|____|_               _                               _
        /  oo`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
      .<     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
     /\ \.-.' \    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
    J  `.|`.\/ \                  <___'
    | |_.|  | | |
     \__.'`.|-' /
     L   /|o`--'\
     |  /\/\/\   \
     J /      `.__\
     |/         /  \
 VK   \\      .'`.  `.                                            .'
    ____)_/\_(____`.  `-._______________________________________.'/
   (___._/  \_.___) `-.________________________________________.-'


[Hippie Robby (including Politically Correct baby Raaat)]

       .(`/')                 _                               _
      ///  OO`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
     ////\   __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
    '////\\\\ `_   |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
    J '/`.`\\'<:3\                <___'
    | |  /|\  `( )|
    \ \  \^/  .-' /
     `.)      `--'
     |           \
     J          .'\
     |_______.-'/  \
 VK    \      .'`.  _.                                            .'
     ___)^/\^(____`|  `-._______________________________________.'/
    ///__/  \___\\\ `-.________________________________________.-'


[Drag Robby]

        (`@')                _                               _
       @@ 'oo`.     _ _ _  _| |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
      @@     __O   | '_| || | . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
     / \   o'/\    |_|  \_,_|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
    J  /\(#)/\ \                 <___'
    | |_. H(  | |
     \__.'H .-' /
     L      `--'\
     |           \
     |          .'\
     |_______.-'/  \
       \xxxxxxx'`.  `.                                            .'
 VK     )x/\x(    `.  `-._______________________________________.'/
    ___'/V  V\`____ `-.________________________________________.-'



--

[Lucia Robby]

         - - -
       ( @ @ @ )
        'I I I`
         %%%%%                _                               _
        /  uu`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
      .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
     / `-.  O/\    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
    J     `x'  \                  <___'
    |  \_./|\ | |
     \___.' \`' /
     L__{>o<}`-'\
     |   /||     \
     J   |||      \
     |   '`|       \
     |              `.                                            .'
 VK  |_____________.-'`-._______________________________________.'/
    ///__/  \___\\\ `-.________________________________________.-'


--
[Robby Rat action figures]
                   _                              _
           _ _ ___| |__ _  _   _ _ __ _ __ _ __ _| |_
          | '_/ _ \ '_ \ || | | '_/ _` / _` / _` |  _|
          |_| \___/_.__/\_, | |_| \__,_\__,_\__,_|\__|
                        |__/
              _   _             __ _
      __ _ __| |_(_)___ _ _    / _(_)__ _ _  _ _ _ ___ ___
     / _` / _|  _| / _ \ ' \  |  _| / _` | || | '_/ -_|_-<
     \__,_\__|\__|_\___/_||_| |_| |_\__, |\_,_|_| \___/__/
                                    |___/

[Spiderobby]


     _____     /     .'      `-.-'              `-.___.---'
    / __ _)   /`---.' `-. _ .-' `.     `-.____.---'       _
   J  \_v_|  /  _ _  ___ | |_  _ _`-._ _--'__  ___  ___ _| |_
  /      __)/  | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
 /.-.   ' \  .'|_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
J/   \ * /\\ .-' `-. ___.---' <___'
||)_. J  F(\|___.---'
 \__.'| .-' /
 L----` `--'\
 |---._ _.-' \
 J     "      \
  \         /  \
   \      .'`.  `.                                            .'
 ___) /\ (____`.  `-._______________________________________.'/
/____/  \_____\ `-.________________________________________.-'


[Superobby]

    ())))                 _                               _
    /  oo`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
  .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
 /-\    ''\`-._|_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
J   .---.  \      `--.__      <___'
| )<<\"">>( |  `-       `-._
 \__.'_\/-' /               `--.__
 L      `--'\                    _)
 |_______.--'\   `        `     _(.
 J           |\                    )
 |\         /  \                .-'
 | \-.__.-''`.  `.      \      (                               .'
 |__)_/\_(____`.  `-.__________/____________________________.'/
/____/  \_____\ `-.________________________________________.-'


[Wolverobby]

   |\   /|
   | `-' |                _                               _
   \   oo>.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
__.'`-. /__O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
`.`\   `'/'/   |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
J \  ///  /\                  <___'
| )_//X\  ( |
 \__.'\\\-' /
 L     `---'\
 |           \
 J_________.-'\
  \         /  \
   \--._.-.'`.  `.                                            .'
 ___) /\ (____`.  `-._______________________________________.'/
///__/  \___\\\ `-.________________________________________.-'



[The Star Wars Series]


[Bad Guy I]

     __       .        .______    ______  .______ ____    ____
    /88b.    //        |   _  \  /  __  \ |   _  \\   \  /   /
   /888==b. //         |  |_)  ||  |  |  ||  |_)  |\   \/   /
  /d8888db8)/          |      / |  |  |  ||   _  <  \_    _/
 /888`Yd88b|     VK    |  |\  \.|  `--'  ||  |_)  |   |  |
J88888888//\           | _| `._| \______/ |______/    |__|
|8|8._88//|8|
 \88.'8/X-d8/      .______     ___       ___       ___  .___________.
 L88888``--'\      |   _  \   /   \     /   \     /   \ |           |
J888888888888\     |  |_)  | /  ^  \   /  ^  \   /  ^  \`---|  |----`
|8888888888888\    |      / /  /_\  \ /  /_\  \ /  /_\  \   |  |
|8888888888888|\   |  |\  \/  _____  \  _____  \  _____  \  |  |
|8888888888888| `. | _| `./__/     \__\/     \__\/     \__\ |__|  .'
F8888888888888J.  `-.___________________________________________.'/
F88888888888888\`-.____________________________________________.-'


[Bad Guy II]

              .        .______    ______  .______ ____    ____
    (`-')    //        |   _  \  /  __  \ |   _  \\   \  /   /
    /~&@@`. //         |  |_)  ||  |  |  ||  |_)  |\   \/   /
  .'\ ~&~__O/          |      / |  |  |  ||   _  <  \_    _/
 /888`-.'8//      VK   |  |\  \.|  `--'  ||  |_)  |   |  |
J88888888//\           | _| `._| \______/ |______/    |__|
|8|8._88//|8|
 \8|.'8/X-d8/      .______     ___       ___       ___  .___________.
 L8888X/`--'\      |   _  \   /   \     /   \     /   \ |           |
 |888//888888\     |  |_)  | /  ^  \   /  ^  \   /  ^  \`---|  |----`
 |88//8888888/\    |      / /  /_\  \ /  /_\  \ /  /_\  \   |  |
 |8//8888888/  \   |  |\  \/  _____  \  _____  \  _____  \  |  |
 |//88888888|.  `. | _| `./__/     \__\/     \__\/     \__\ |__|  .'
 //888/\8888|_`.  `-.___________________________________________.'/
/`___/  \_____\ `-.____________________________________________.-'


[Good Guy]
              .        .______    ______  .______ ____    ____
    (`-')    //        |   _  \  /  __  \ |   _  \\   \  /   /
    /  oo`. //         |  |_)  ||  |  |  ||  |_)  |\   \/   /
  .'\    __O/    VK    |      / |  |  |  ||   _  <  \_    _/
 /   `-.' //           |  |\  \.|  `--'  ||  |_)  |   |  |
J       \//\           | _| `._| \______/ |______/    |__|
| |_._  //| |
 \_|.' /X-' /      .______     ___       ___       ___  .___________.
 L____`/`--'\      |   _  \   /   \     /   \     /   \ |           |
 |       |   \     |  |_)  | /  ^  \   /  ^  \   /  ^  \`---|  |----`
 |_______|__.'\    |      / /  /_\  \ /  /_\  \ /  /_\  \   |  |
  \         /  \   |  |\  \/  _____  \  _____  \  _____  \  |  |
   \      .'`.  `. | _| `./__/     \__\/     \__\/     \__\ |__|  .'
 ___)-/\-(____`.  `-.___________________________________________.'/
/____/  \_____\ `-.____________________________________________.-'


--

[Robby meets some snakes]

     (`-')                 _                               _
     /  oo`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
   .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
  /     .' \    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
 J     o-<  `.____.-'w\        <___'
 | |_.(       ___/()--'`<
  \__.')    \"  (L(
  L   (      \   \L\
  |    )      \   \L\
  J   '        \   )L)
   \         /  \ (L(   ./
    \      .'`.  `.\L`-'/                                      .'
  ___) /\ (____`.  ``._'_____________________________________.'/
 ///__/  \___\\\ `-.________________________________________.-'



     (`-')                 _                               _
     /  oo`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
   .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
  /     .' \    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
 J     o-<  `.____.-'w\        <___'
 | |_.(       ___/()--'`<
  \__.')    \"  (L(
  L   (      \   \L\
  |    )      \   \L\
  J   '        \   )L)                                         ,
   \         /  \ (L(   ./      .-.                           /|
    \      .'`.  `.\L`-'/    >-( W \.-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .-. .' F  .'
  ___) /\ (____`.  ``._'________`_.'  .'  .'  .'  .'  .'  .'  /_.'/
 ///__/  \___\\\ `-.________________.<__.<__.<__.<__.<__.<__.'_.-'


Author:      Veronica Karlsson
Email:       vk@ludd.luth.se (alt. comment form)
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