I (Veronica Karlsson, VK, vk@ludd.luth.se) made these pictures:
These are the pictures from my advent calendar 2002.
VK
1 December
Christmas in space
_.---._
.-' `-. This job got a lot rougher after
/ _ _`._ they started taking their kids
| _.-' ____) with them on these long journeys!
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[Thanks to Gunilla for the idea that led to the idea... :-) ]
2 December
Christmas in space, II
The new and improved Reindeer 2002
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3 December
Christmas in space, III: least likely Santa?
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[I made a competition to see if people recognized him. They had no trouble
seeing who it was. :-) ]
4 December
Christmas in space, IV
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5 December
Another unlikely Santa
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6 December
Christmas in space, V
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7 December
[I was a couple of days behind on updating the calendar]
My excuse
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8 December
I've been looking at what people have searched for when ending up on my
homepage. Somebody searched for "&q=christmas+.sig+ascii", which I thought
was a good idea:
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)/ |`/=\| Veronica Karlsson |/=\'| \(
(_) `.___/ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ \___.' (_)
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.' ___ \ Veronica Karlsson
| (_____) http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/
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( / | |-|-| | | | (__| ' \| '_| (_-< _| ' \/ _` (_-<
(___) (_I_) `.______\ \___|_||_|_| |_/__/\__|_|_|_\__,_/__/
Politically Correct (four line) sigs:
1 ____ _ _ _ _ _ _ ___ _ _ ____
2 /_/_/| |\/| |_ |_) |_) \ / / |_| |_) | (_ | |\/| |_| (_ /_/_/|
3 /_/_/|/ | | |_ | \ | \ | \_ | | | \ | _) | | | | | _) /_/_/|/
4 |_|_|/ From Veronica Karlsson http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ |_|_|/
1 /\ _ _ _ _ _ _ ___ _ _ /\
2 /_ \ |\/| |_ |_) |_) \ / / |_| |_) | (_ | |\/| |_| (_ /_ \
3 /_ \ | | |_ | \ | \ | \_ | | | \ | _) | | | | | _) /_ \
4 /__\ From Veronica Karlsson http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ /__\
1 ."-.__ _ _ _ _ _ _ ___ _ _ ."-.__
2 ( .') |\/| |_ |_) |_) \ / / |_| |_) | (_ | |\/| |_| (_ ( .')
3 \ /)/ | | |_ | \ | \ | \_ | | | \ | _) | | | | | _) \ /)/
4 (.' From Veronica Karlsson http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ (.'
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2 |\/| |_ |_) |_) \ / / |_| |_) | (_ | |\/| |_| (_ _ ___i/"\
3 __| | |_ | \ | \ | \_ | | | \ | _) | | | | | _)_.' |--/(___\`'
4 [__From Veronica Karlsson__ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ _.' ' >\ />
9 December
Another inspiring search: "&q=stick+figure+sexual+positions+ascii"
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[Based on pictures found at Sexual Positions Free dot Com]
10 December
Ob-Wish-List:
___________________________________________________________________
| ___________________ .-------------------. ___________________ |
| | ______________ / / .-----------------. \ \ ______________ | |
| | | __________ ( ( ( ( 4 st vita örngott ) ) ) ) __________ | | |
| | | | _____ / / _\ \ \ / / /_ \ \ _____ | | | |
| | | | | _ / / / / ___) ) långkalsonger ( (___ \ \ \ \ _ | | | | |
| | | | | | / / / / / _.-' `-._ \ \ \ \ \ | | | | | |
| | | | | ( ( ( ( ( ( strumpor är aldrig fel ) ) ) ) ) ) | | | | |
| | | | | | \ \ \ \ \ `--._ _.--' / / / / / | | | | | |
| | | | | |__\ \ \ \ `---. ) ylletröjor ( .---' / / / /__| | | | | |
| | | | | / ____\ \ `-. / / \ \ .-' / /____ \ | | | | |
| | | | | / ______>- | | | varma tofflor | | | -<______ \ | | | | |
| | | | | / / _____.--' | | | | `--._____ \ \ | | | | |
| | | | |/ / / _____.---' | spagettiburk | `---._____ \ \ \| | | | |
| | | | / / / / _____.----' `----._____ \ \ \ \ | | | |
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| | | | ( ( ( ( fler 15-l-backar (genomskinliga) ) ) ) ) | | | |
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| | | |_/ _.-' / _.-' `-._ \ `-._ \_| | | |
| | |____/ _.-' / refill till mobiltelefon (telia) \ `-._ \____| | |
| |_______/ _.-' `-._ \_______| |
|__________/ en resa till något varmt och soligt ställe \__________|
|___________________________________________________________________|
Joaquim saw a candlestick in this one, and David finished the diddle:
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11 December
Christmas in space, VI
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12 December
Christmas in space, VII
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For some people every day is Christmas in space.
The picture is a "hand made conversion" of:
http://www.ac-versailles.fr/etabliss/plapie/Itp31/Hippie.gif
I'm particularly pleased with how this hand turned out:
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13 December
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Add stjärngossar...
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14 December
I asked FS what to draw, and he replied "Something funny", so
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Christmas in space, VIII
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19 December
Christmas in space, IX
Another idea from meow: space snowmen
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22 December
Christmas in space, X
meow's idea: carol singers in space
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23 December
A lot of people who end up on my pages search for "&q=Naked+girl+shoveling+snow"
or something similar. My reaction is "*brrr* cooooold!", but it can be used as
a picture idea:
I refuse to do any shoveling
without boots and gloves!
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24 December
Christmas in space, XI
Opening presents
Yes, sure, it's nice,
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