I (Veronica Karlsson, VK, vk@ludd.luth.se) made these pictures:
These are the pictures from my advent calendar 2001.
VK
1 December
Math book stuff
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2 December
SysAdmin
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This is the guy who lost ALL my email.
3 December
Blender
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4 December
Admin in Blender
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5 December
Admin in Blender II
OK, so he's in the blender. Now lets START it!
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Oh dear! Looks like I underestimated his ability to destroy electronic
equipment.
alternative version:
Peach Lassi
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|####.#########|##############| Ingredients:
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L#############|#############J * 1 peach, quartered and pitted
|#############|#########.###| * 250ml plain highfat yoghurt
J####.######################F (about 3% butterfat)
L#########################J * pinch powdered dry ginger
J#########################F * pinch (or more) sugar
L#######################J * 1 SysAdmin
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|_________________________| instead of peach.
(Thanks llizard for the recipe)
6 December
Puzzle
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7 December
Four knights
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[To be continued]
8 December
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[The End]
9 December
My wish list for Christmas 2001 (I have been ordered to write one)
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) | Veronicas önskelista för Julen 2001 | ( |
[ | | ] |
) | * Harry Potter-böcker (mamma har sagt | ( |
[ | att om hon kan hitta dem på engelska | ] |
) | så ska hon köpa dem) | ( |
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_.-' .--. )-|-* Strumpor är aldrig fel... :-) | ( |
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.'_ / \`-.__ ) ||* Varma tumvantar (ej stickade) | ( |
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/ \ |\ |`.__/) ||* Mysbyxor och/eller långkalsonger | ( |
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/ \ ) | * Papper, pennor mm är heller inte fel | ( |
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) | * Refill till mobiltelefon (Telia) | ( |
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__ ) |_* Garderob(er) till mitt rum | ( |
/ \ /| /|[ /| \ / \ / \ | | ] |
| | | | ) | * Mobiltelefon (bättre än den gamla...) | ( |
| | | |[ |/ | | `--| | | ] |
| | | | ) | * En vecka på något varmt och soligt | ( |
\__/ | |[ /|__ ställe (min present till mig själv) | ] |
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[Har du några frågor som du inte vill ställa till mig kan du ju
alltid be Fredrik om hjälp.]
10 December
Red Bull
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11 December
My calculator
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12 December
llizard complained that my advent calendar isn't "Christmassy" enough, so
here's a reindeer:
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13 December
Lucia, homemade-Disney style
( ) ) ( GRRRR ) ( Poor kitty! Wait! )
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14 December
More cute stuff
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The cuteness continues
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16 December
More sugar sweet stuff
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| | | / .' _{------------\| / _Y ||| | |
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|___| ________________________________________________|___|
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L J
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17 December
Cute cute cute!
Snow man
_________
| |
VK | |
| |
| |
|_________|
____|_________|_____
/ \
J * * L
| * |
J * * F
\ * * /
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\ .-' `-. |__
|.' * `._.-'
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J * L
F J
L * J
J F
-. \ * /
`---.> <_.----.__
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(______)
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/ / / \ \ \
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( / ( / | * | \ ) \ )
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( / |.' `._.-'
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F J
L J
J F
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VK
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J * * F
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L J J L
J F \ |
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Snow teddy bear
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VK ( ' `. )
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J | F
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| \ `. .' / |
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\ .' `./
/ \
J L
F J
L J
J F
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_.----._
VK .' `.
/ _______ \
J / * * \ L
| | * | |
| | * * | |
| \ * * / |
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Snow dead man
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J * * F
\ * * /
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|.' `._.-'
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J / / \ L
F | | | J
L \ \ / J
J `---' F
-. \ /
`---.> <_.----.__
18 December
Chat Party
-\||/.
__________/\-'`-\\________________________________________________________________________
| // _ _\< || |
| / e e | [] David and I and the other regulars in the |
| ( J ) () () || () () ascii art chat would like to invite all |
| | ._. | || || || || || of you to a Christmas party in the chat. |
| .'`.___.'-._ `OOO==[]=OOO' |
| .-' `. ==##### === A___A |
| , `. |#### _\_:| _ _ ( @ @ ) |
| , \ |##=-[*]*]| | | ___ (_) _ __ \_^_/ |
| / \ |#( _\:| _ | | / _ \ | || '_ \ |
| / ; | # \__|:| | |_| || (_) || || | | | .-""""-. |
| / | | `.| \___/ | \___/ \___/ |_||_| |_| /_ \ |
| ;-. | | .' \# #/ OO | /|_______| |
| | `"Y Y`-"| | ####| _ _ .||. |/(_________) |
| `, /| |\ `, | ####| | |_ | |__ dd_ (_)|| . . || |
| : || | \ | | ###| | __|| '_ \ / _ \ || ^ || |
| | || | ) | | ###| c | |_ | | | || __/ |||\ = /||| |
| : || | / / | ' | /|\ ~ ~_| |_| \___| |||||`-'||||| |
| \ \| | | ; ( :###:| _/_\ / - - \ _ _ |.--' `--.| |
| ) ,|Y-.__ _.--""| /// |:(U):|| _ \ /|| ` || __ | |_ _ _ | |/ `---' \ |
| \\\\| """"" ,.... |::|::|| |_) | | \-/ |'__|| __|| | | || / ( ) \ |
| | /'''''\ |::|::|| __/|_________ | |_\\|//| ||( /`.__.__.'\ ) |
| , . ( o o ) |: ): )|_| / = \ \__/ \, |(_\_\| , |/_/ |
| \ | \ --- / |::|::| / | VZ \ { ^ ^ }/ )/-..___..-\( |
| | | | `-+-' | | | | | | \/ \ - / \/ | | |
| \ | ; | `, \ \ | | | 8o | | o8 \ | / |
| | | : .'. `oooOOoo | | | \\/ ^ \// \ | / |
| \ /\ .-' | \ | | | \ / ( )|( |\ ____ |
| "oo \ | \ .'| | When: | | | | | / | | | Q | |
| /#\ \ _| \_ / \ From today and lasting to the end of the year. | | | l/Ml | |
| " # " / / \ \ / \ Where: | | | | | | | | |,| W `| |
| / \ / / \ .' `http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/party/___|__| | [\ | |
|_=___=__...o________/...____\________________/___|___\______/__|__\_______(__)_(_| | l '|_|
|/
Ralf / azc / Smong / dp / brojek / VZ / jg / W< / VK / the_kat / apx
19 December
*zzzzzzzzz*
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
VK *zzzz*
.--------------------._
___.'|_ _ .' `-._
/-- ) U \__.'| `-.
|--____ / \
\-----------.| |
.--' `. `-._\Oo
< > // /
`-.______________.'____________________________.-'__/
[ T O O T I R E D ]
20 December
Christmas stress management equipment
____.----.
____.----' \
\ \
\ \
\ \
\ ____.----'`--.__
\___.----' | `--.____
/`-._ | __.-' \
/ `-._ ___.---' \
/ `-.____.---' \
/ / | \ \
/ / | \ _.--'
`-. / | \ __.--'
`-._ / | \ __.--' |
| `-./ | \_.-' |
| | |
| | C M |
| | L A |
| | O C |
| | N H __.--| |
| | I I |#### | |
_______| | N N |#####| |_______________
`-. | G E |##|`.' _.-'
`-. | | _`..--'
VK `-. | __.|'\`.
`-|__.--' ) `--.____
.-' `-----.________
.' `-.
/ `.
+------------------------------------+
| To create clone: jump into box and |
| count to seven. |
| |
| To get rid of clone: put it into |
| box and count to seven. |
| |
| To create extra money: put credit |
| card into box and count to seven. |
| |
| This machine does not create ideas |
| for presents. |
+------------------------------------+
21 December
Wrapping presents
1. Buy something suitable to put inside the present
_________________
|_________________|
) )\
/ ( ( ( )/ |
J ) ( ( ) J |
|).-----------. | (|
| | Dried | |) |
| | Reindeer |)| |
| | Meat | | )|
| `-----------' | |
| ) ) ( ) |( |
| ( ) | )F
VK | ( ( ( ) | /
F ) ) ( ( F/
/_______________/'
2. If it is not already square, you might want to put it in a box
__________________
.-'_______________.-'|
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
|__________________|.'
3. Then there's The Dreaded Origami Exercise
A. Cut _
___ __________________________________/ )
^ / _____ / /
/ / / /| | / /
Y / / /___ // | / /
/ / |____|/ O-/ / /
/ / / / / VK
_V_ /_____________________/___________(_)
| |
|<-------------------->|
| X |
Where X = the perimeter of the box + a few cm
and Y may need to be cut down a bit
B. Wrap
Tape
\
.\------.
/ \ /____
.-> / __/_ /|____________________
( / /___/ / | /
/ / / / /
/ / / / /
/ /____/ / /
/-------' | / /
| |___________|/ /
VK | /
`-------------------------------'
_________
Tape .--/ /|
\ / / / |
\/__/_ <-. |
//___/ / ) /
/ / / /
/ / / /
/ /________/ /
/-------' | /
| |__________| /
VK | |/
`------------'
C. The ends
_________
.--/ /|
/ / / |
/ / / |
/ / / /
.- / / / /
/ /__/________/ /
| F| | F /
V J |__|_______J /
F/|__________F /
VK |/ |/
`------------'
_________
.--/ /|
/ / / |
/ / / |
/ / / /
/ / / /
/__/________/ /
|\ | /| /
.- | \|______/ | /-.
( |__\_____/__|/ )
VK `-> \ / \ / <-'
`'-------`'
_________
.--/ /|
/ / / |
/ / Tape / |
/ / / / /
/ / / / /
/__/________/ /
|\ |_| |__ /| /
VK | / |_| \ | /
|/_________\|/
|\ |
`-'
(And the same on the other side)
Result:
____________
/ / /|
/ / / |
/ / / |
/ / / /
/__/________/ /
|\ |______ /| /
VK | / \ | /
|/_________\|/
4. Decoration
A. String
____________
/ / /| .-"""-.
/ / / | ( (_) )
`. / / / | `-._.-'
) / / / / | |
( /__/________/ / | | <--- don't cut until you are finished
`-.__|\ |______ /| /____.--'| |.
VK | / \ | / ( `-.-' )
|/_________\|/ `-._.-'
^-- front side of present facing down
cross the string .--------.
on the back side (__ \
\ ) \ .-"""-.
\ / \ ( (_) )
_____/______ \ `-._.-'
/ / / /| `-| |
/__/_x______/ | | |
/ / / /| | .| |.
/ / / / | / ( `-.-' )
/__/_/______/ |/ `-._.-'
|\ |/_____ /| /
VK | // \ | /
|//________\|/
/
(
)
( )
`-.________.-'
Flip the whole thing around and tie a knot on the front side
`---.
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/ ( / /| ( (_) )
/____@______/ | `-._.-'
/ / \ /| |\ / | |
/ / `-.____/_\.---'| |
/____/______/ |/ X .| |.
|\ | /| / / \ ( `-.-' )
VK | \__|____/ | / O O `-._.-'
|/___|___|_\|/ ^-- NOW cut it off.
Leave about 20-30 cm on each side.
B. Tinsel
Now bring out those big, fluffy tinsel garlands you bought (you did
buy some big, fluffy tinsel garlands, right?!) and cut off pieces
of about 20 cm which you tie to the present using the ends of the
string (exactly how much you need depends a bit on what type of
tinsel you managed to find)
--. *
___)__*_____
%%% ( /* /|
/__%%@*_____/ |
/ *** \%%%%/| |
/ * / `-.___ /
/__*_/______/ |/
|\ | /| /
VK | \__|____/ | /
|/___|___|_\|/
C. Candy
Now bring out the candy canes and colourful chocolate balls (or bells
or angels or santas, etc) you bought (you did buy some of those, right?!)
and tie them to the present (one cane and 2-3 balls per present)
.-. *
((`'__*_____
%%%\\ /*_ /|
/_(_)@*<()__/ |
/ ***\\%%%%/| |
/ * (_)\\ / | /
/__*_/____`_/ |/
|\ | /| /
VK | \__|____/ | /
|/___|___|_\|/
(If the decorations aren't fluffy enough, you can add some curled ribbons
to get more volume)
D. Rhyming
________________________
/ \
| To X from VK |
| |<--- write on a label or small card
| Something to chew, | and attach to the present
| but not bubblegum. | (and be careful so that your rhyme
| If Santa wants some new, | isn't TOO obvious...)
| Rudolf had better run. * |
\________________________/
> Finished! <
* I'm better at rhyming in Swedish.
22 December
Yet another NerdBoy rip-off (thanks for the idea Joaquim!) :-)
I am Evil Veronica, and I'm going
to steal the secret CD with all
the passwords from the library.
||| /
||..
|.PP.
\/
Of course, I have to wear a mask so
that nobody recognizes me.
||| /
||==
|.PP.
\/
________________________________________
| __ __ _ __
| | | | \ | \ / \ | \ \ /
| | | |__/ |__/ |_| |__/ \/
| | Why does it have to be so cold in
| |__the middle of the night in December?
| /
| | |
| ||| |__|
| ||==/
| |.PP_
| \ `
|
|
|
Ah! Finally inside! Now to find the
computer room!
||| / . '
||== . '
|.PP.=<
\/ ` .
Later:
*tippety*
||| *tappety*
||.. (>
||PP-_[_]
\/ | |
Ha! You made a typo!
|
Oh no! It's SuperNerd! |
How did he find me? |
/
||| OO___ -
||@@ (> -\/> -
||PP-_[_] <\ - -
\/ | |
I'll forget about this whole
thing if you give back that CD
/
But I was so close! /
\ /
|||
||.. OO___
|.PP. <\/>
\/ ||
Doesn't matter. Give it back! Now!
( Hmmm... what if... ) /
o /
o ||| /
||.. OO___
|.PP. <\/>
\/ ||
( Yeah! ) What are you waiting for?
o /
o ||| /
||.. OO___
|.PP. <\/>
\/ ||
*kiss*
|||
||..OO___
|.PP\/>
\/ ||
*beeeeeeep* *error* I'd better run before he
*error* *beeeep* becomes normal again!
\ /
- |||
OO___ - ||..
.\/. - ||PP-o
|| - / \
...and that's how I got it!
/
/ WOW!
/ / | \
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||== ==}} ==@ ==,
|.PP-o .qq. .<<.@ .|(.
\/ || \/ ||
VK/jg
23 December
Christmas crossword puzzle
____
VK *<} /_/_/|
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* (_) |\ |_|_|/
/ \ .---. .---.
/_\ | | | |
.---. >---< >---<
| | | | | |
}{ >---+---.---+---+---.---+---+---.
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/| |> >---+---^---+---+---^---+---+---'
| | _ | | | |
>---< (\O/) >---+---.---+---+---.
| | (/Y\) | | | | | |
`---' /_\ `---^---^---+---+---'
. | |
.i| .---.---.---.---.---+---<
i||| | | | | | | |
`----' `---^---^---^---^---^---'
[The answer can be found in the source of this page]
24 December
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[A Christmas present for FS. Every time I've asked him for ideas for
pictures for this advent calendar his answer has been "A turbo". It
is also a present for llizard, who gets more enthusiastic about this
calendar for every non-Christmas-related picture I put in it.]