I (Veronica Karlsson, VK, vk@ludd.luth.se) made these pictures:
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Diddle of somebody's conversion of a yoga picture
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http://home.attbi.com/~peentzdubble/Pix/Peentz2_Ekapa.jpg
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A Christmas present (it's a woodworking tool, not a computer mouse).
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Caduceus
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Tree wrote:
>
> I'm searching for sig of Tree.
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4____||________ Tree@tree.gdynia.mm.pl __________||____
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some spammer wrote:
>
> * Find out about the "Penis Enhancement" plan rated #1 by Health Web
> 2000. *
<snip>
OK, and then what?
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It was later UN-fartified: http://www.asciiartfarts.com/20030109.html
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FS designed a new logo for me. It's my initials, VK, written like the
Sun logo (i.e. it's readable in four directions, and very difficult to
get to look right with ascii):
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Obascii VK the dragon fighter:
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VK <.<.-.> \\__( | \ )
'-' -'
That's a fire-breathing she-dragon, not an IPOS!
This is an IPOS:
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Fun with Figlet:
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David's version:
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_______ /___|___\ ___ |_____||_____| _____________________ VK/dp
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And I got the first snow again
________________ Luleå 19 October 2003 ________________
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|#################_____________________|________________|
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Bateau wrote:
> Sharky wrote:
> > Shai wrote:
> > >
> > > Hello, this is my next picture.
> > >
> > > Please improve it because I don't think it is that good...
> > >
> > > MONKEY
> > > ____ ."";;"". ____
> > > .' \'.o''o.'/ '.
> > > | .' __ '. |
> > > ' | \/ | '
> > > _.._ `----''.____.''----`
> > > .' '. '.____.'
> > > | .''. \ .' '.
> > > '..' \ \ .' '.
> > > .''-; ;-''.
> > > ' ; ; '
> > > ' '\ `'. '
> > > .'''''. ` ` .'''''.
> > > '.___.''/`-..__..-` '.___.'
> > > .' .'. '.
> > > | | | |
> > > _|..| |..|_ ahds
> > > (___.' '.___) ~~~~
> > >
> > > Shai
> > > Age 12
> >
> > IMHO, you should not be reading Usenet at age 12. But if you insist on
> > it (and your parents are aware of your foray into this vast unwashed
> > pit of humanity), please use the "block sender" feature of your news
> > reader on "buffoon@asciiartfarts.com (Tran Q. Nguyen)". You might
> > also want to do the same with me too, as I tend to post my messages
> > without much sensitivity towards children. Not that I have anything
> > against children, it's just that I prefer to post my messages without
> > censoring them by age group.
>
> Hahahaha.
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(I just *had to*!)
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Can't have an update without that hungry IPOS!
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From a drawing lesson.
VK [email] [home] 9 Dec. 23:16, from: 213.64.199.62
A blob of 8s:
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88888888 8888 8888888
888888888 8888888888888888
888888888 8888888888888
88888888 88888 8888888
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make it smooth.
VK [email] [home] 9 Dec. 23:18, from: 213.64.199.62
The result might look something like this:
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Airbrush:
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Hairbrush:
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|||||||||||________________
(|||||||||||________________)
VK \|||||||||/
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--
"my computer" day in the chat
Closed:
____________
| | <- cardboard box containing zip drive
|____________| (birthday present, not installed yet)
.-------------.
|_()_()_()_()_| <- buttons
|-------------|
| |
| [*] | <- lucky bug
| |
| | <- lid
| |
| |
|_____________|
| |
| |
|-===========-|
|-===========-| <- ventilation (or perhaps just decorative pattern?)
|-===========-|
|-===========-|
| _.-"""""-._ |
|/___________\|
Open:
____________
| | <- cardboard box containing zip drive
|____________| (birthday present, not installed yet)
.-------------.
|_()_()_()_()_| <- buttons
| | <- blank
|_____________|
| | <- blank
|_____________|
| ====== | | <- floppy drive
|________| |
| ====== | | <- dummy floppy drive (i.e. another blank)
|________|____|
|-----------^-|
| `----- blank
| [*] | <- lucky bug
| |
| | <- lid
| |
| |
|_____________|
--
Russian abacus
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| __________________________________ |
| | / V V V V#V#V V V V \ | |
| |-| | | | |#|#| | | | |------------| |
| | \_A_A_A_A#A#A_A_A_A_/ | |
| | / V V V V#V#V V V V \ | |
| |-| | | | |#|#| | | | |------------| |
| | \_A_A_A_A#A#A_A_A_A_/ | |
| | / V V V V#V#V V V V \ | |
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| | \_A_A_A_A#A#A_A_A_A_/ | |
| | / V V V V#V#V V V V \ | |
| |-| | | | |#|#| | | | |------------| |
| | \_A_A_A_A#A#A_A_A_A_/ | |
| | / V V V V#V#V V V V \ | |
| |-| | | | |#|#| | | | |------------| |
| | \_A_A_A_A#A#A_A_A_A_/ | |
| | / V V V V#V#V V V V \ | |
| |-| | | | |#|#| | | | |------------| |
| | \_A_A_A_A#A#A_A_A_A_/ | |
| | / V V V V#V#V V V V \ | |
| |-| | | | |#|#| | | | |------------| |
| | \_A_A_A_A#A#A_A_A_A_/ | |
| | / V V V V#V#V V V V \ | |
| |-| | | | |#|#| | | | |------------| |
| | \_A_A_A_A#A#A_A_A_A_/ | |
| | / V#V#V \ | |
| |-| |#|#| |------------------------| |
| | \_A#A#A_/_ _ _ _ _ _ | |
| | / V V V V#V#V V V V \ | |
| |-| | | | |#|#| | | | |------------| |
| | \_A_A_A_A#A#A_A_A_A_/ | |
| | / V V V V#V#V V V V \ | |
| |-| | | | |#|#| | | | |------------| |
| | \_A_A_A_A#A#A_A_A_A_/ | |
| |__________________________________| |
| VK |
|______________________________________|
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David [email] [home] 12 Feb. 22:09, from: 62.254.64.7
VK >> I'm trying hard not to imagine you as Pippi Longstocking with
a knife.
VK [email] [home] 12 Feb. 22:15, from: 213.64.199.62
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[From a discussion about how much fried salmon can be put in one freezer.]
> VK; what are the dimensions of a 'normal cupboard size freezer'
About the same size as a closet big enough to hang a dress in it but
not big enough to step into.
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> and/or what are the dimensions of a 5 dl box?
About this size:
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(yeah yeah, I know, but I couldn't resist)
It's ca 9x9x6 cm. Big enough to hold one portion of salmon, with mashed
potatoes, OR two portions of salmon (but no potatoes).
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Finally, I got one! (sort of)
______________________/%%*%%*%%*%%*%%*%\______________________
//~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| |\ | ___ | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\
I: | | \ | (__ | O f f i c i a l :I
I: | | \| ___) |__ Net Surfer's License :I
I: | <-><-><-><-> exp. 11/03<-><-><-><-><-><->:I
I: ||| | Name: Evil Veronica :I
I: ||.. | Email: Yes :I
I: |.PP. | Occupation: Yes :I
I: \/ | Homepage: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ :I
I: | Location: The North Pole :I
I: | Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art :I
*__________________|__________________________________________*
\%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/
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[From a discussion about what to take with you when walking in the woods]
"one set of underwear" is more than just:
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brojek [email] [home] 4 Sep. 14:10, from: 62.29.253.22
I'm ill. Fever, rough throat, muscles aching, (what muscles,
by tha way, I haven't got any) dizzy head.
VK [email] [home] 4 Sep. 14:17, from: 213.67.71.180
brojek >> I see. And you are at work?
brojek [email] [home] 4 Sep. 14:22, from: 62.29.253.22
VK: my boss is dumb.
VK [email] [home] 4 Sep. 14:24, from: 213.67.71.180
brojek >> Do you own a fever thermometer?
brojek [email] [home] 4 Sep. 14:38, from: 62.29.253.22
VK: does it make any difference if I do?
VK [email] [home] 4 Sep. 14:40, from: 213.67.71.180
brojek >> The good thing about fever is that it can be measured. You
can take the thermometer and show your boss that you are 38.7 C ill.
He won't be able to deny that...
David [email] [home] 4 Sep. 15:00, from: 213.122.225.92
brojek >> Do you own a rectal thermometer?
VK [email] [home] 4 Sep. 15:04, from: 213.67.71.180
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