I (Veronica Karlsson, VK, vk@ludd.luth.se) made these pictures:




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I got the first snow in aaa - again!


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          LuleŚ, Sweden, 30 October 2001

and again!

The weather in Lulea, 16 October 2002:

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Nerd Boy style self portrait

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_______ \/ _______________  VK


           FEEL MY WRATH!    *hic!*
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Evil Veronica standing:

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Using secret weapon against SuperNerd:

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running:

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how to meet boys:

             Hi, I made a chat
            and need somebody
             to help me find    Cool! What's
             all the bugs.     the address?
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mini VK with tinfoil hat

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Joaquim "lifting things"

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NB style Lucia

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Sig with portraits of regulars in the chat

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  ^          ^         ^                   ^            ^
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David      brojek    llizard            Nerd Boy     Joaquim

(OK, Joaquim IS Nerd Boy, but it balances nicely against brojek...)

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Somebody posted a "raw" conversion which I cleaned up a bit, but when I was about
half way finished I saw that it would be nice like that.


Guess who's been playing in the mud!

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"David at the keyboard" or "Why I love webcams!"

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(He was so happy about this one that he made one of me in return)

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Terry Porter wrote:
> CeeJay wrote:
> > Terry Porter wrote:
> > > CeeJay wrote:
> > > > Hmmmm a T-Rex ?
> > > >
> > > > OKAY! I'll take that challenge ! :)
> > > > 
> > > > 
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> > > >                                                  /"      "|
> > > 
> > > Perfect!
> > > 
> > > Now can you give it a goatee, ponytail and Glasses ;-)
> >
> > *LOL*
> > Sure ! .. but I'd have to ask .... WHY ?! *g*
>
> Its a Cola private joke I suppose, but one of our most
> distinguished posters "T" Max Develin has often been
> described as a 10 ton Dinasaur, in the way he just
> rips into posters (mainly on alt.destroy.microsoft)

Lets see, a goatee is one of those little beards on the chin, right?

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GreyCloud wrote:
> Now if you can put a wintroll being crushed in its mouth then Max will
> have an excellent sig line.


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T. Max Devlin wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > T. Max Devlin wrote:
> > > That's very nice, Veronica, and I appreciate your efforts.  But it is a
> > > bit... busy.  Maybe the troll should be stomped underfoot, rather than
> > > dangling, and you could lose the glasses.
> >
> > I was just following your friends' instructions for how to "improve"
> > CeeJay's beautiful dinosaur.
> 
> Yea, I know, I'm the one who suggested the idea to begin with.  I like
> your work, I just think it is a bit hard to tell what it is supposed to
> be, overloaded with the glasses and the goatee and the troll-in-mouth.
> 
> I liked the "Jurassic Park" dinosaur the best.  If you just gave that a
> ponytail, and changed the car to drstrange's flatfish or a troll, that
> would be really killer.


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Haaaaaaaaaaaa wrote:
> 
> Can someone please make me a witch riding a dick?

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VK/lament


David's reply:

VK >> You must have known this would happen.

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--

[She still doesn't get it]



VK [email] [home] 9 Nov. 23:01, from: 212.181.212.229, red

Your computer now:
    _      _
   [_]>   | |
  /:::/   |_|

Your computer with virtual desktop:
  _  _  _
 [_][_][_]>
 [_][_][_]>  _
 [_][_][_]> | |
  /:::/     |_|


llizard [email] [home] 9 Nov. 23:06, from: 216.154.29.156, turquoise

VK; My computer monitor now:
 _________________
|_________________|
| |               |
| |               |
| |               |
| |               |
| |               |
|_|_______________|

and with virtual desktop:
 _________________
|_|_______________|
|_|               |
|_|               |
|_|               |
| |               |
| |               |
|_|_______________|

Why would I choose to make something smaller?


VK [email] [home] 9 Nov. 23:09, from: 212.181.212.229, red

llizard >> You won't make it smaller. You will multiply it's size with
4 or 8 or 9 or 16...


Your computer monitor now:
 _________________
|_________________|
| |               |
| |               |
| |               |
| |               |
| |               |
|_|_______________|

and with virtual desktop:
 _________________  _________________  _________________ 
|_|_______________||_|_______________||_|_______________|
|_|               ||_|               ||_|               |
|_|               ||_|               ||_|               |
|_|               ||_|               ||_|               |
| |               || |               || |               |
| |               || |               || |               |
|_|_______________||_|_______________||_|_______________|
 _________________  _________________  _________________ 
|_|_______________||_|_______________||_|_______________|
|_|               ||_|               ||_|               |
|_|               ||_|               ||_|               |
|_|               ||_|               ||_|               |
| |               || |               || |               |
| |               || |               || |               |
|_|_______________||_|_______________||_|_______________|
 _________________  _________________  _________________ 
|_|_______________||_|_______________||_|_______________|
|_|               ||_|               ||_|               |
|_|               ||_|               ||_|               |
|_|               ||_|               ||_|               |
| |               || |               || |               |
| |               || |               || |               |
|_|_______________||_|_______________||_|_______________|


VK [email] [home] 9 Nov. 23:09, from: 212.181.212.229, red

llizard >> Yes, there will suddenly appear to be several extra monitors.
That's the whole point.



llizard [email] [home] 10 Nov. 20:13, from: 216.154.9.249, turquoise

VK; 
my computer monitor now:
 _________________
|_________________|
| |               |
| |               |
| |               |
| |               |
| |               |
|_|_______________|

and with virtual desktop:

 _________________
|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|
|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|
|_|_|_|___________|
|_|_|_|           |
|_|_|_|           |
|_|_|_|           |
|_|_|_|___________|


<snip lots of discussion>

[Joaquim doesn't get it either]

Joaquim [email] [home] 11 Nov. 19:14, from: 213.242.128.42, green

VK << I'm imagining that your different desktops somehow have different
      functions, that you're grouping applications together for a reason.
      What windows do you have open on the different desktops?


VK [email] [home] 11 Nov. 19:18, from: 62.5.26.74, red

Joaquim >> No, I only have one desktop (I can have several, but I keep
forgetting what I have on the other ones, since I can only see one at
a time).

One desktop with nine screens:
 ________
|  |  |  |
|__|__|__|
|  |  |  |
|__|__|__|
|  |  |  |
|__|__|__|

Three desktops with nine screens on each:
     ________
   _|__|__|  |
 _|__|__|  |_|
|  |  |  |_| |
|__|__|__| |_|
|  |  |  |_| |
|__|__|__| |_|
|  |  |  |_|
|__|__|__|


VK [email] [home] 11 Nov. 19:24, from: 62.5.26.74, red

Joaquim >> The desktop is one big rectangle which can be, for example,
four, or nine, ..., times as big as the screen. I can place windows anywhere
inside this rectangle (if I draw big pictures I can have one emacs
window that spans across several screens). Then I have "quick-buttons",
which take me to predefined sections of the desktop (but I can view an
area somewhere in the middle too if I want to)

 ________
|  |_ |  |
|_|  ||__|
| |__||  |
|__|__|__|
|  |  |  |
|__|__|__|

--

David

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VK [email] [home] 22 Nov. 22:37, from: 212.181.212.229, red

Tim >> OK, and then I come along and kill you:


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Tim [email] 24 Nov. 21:06, from: 24.4.252.165, black/white

  O
 \|/
 / \

There:  My very first ASCII-ART!!!
Aren't I good?!  :-P


VK [email] [home] 24 Nov. 21:07, from: 212.181.212.229, red

Tim >> Hmmm... What is it?


Tim [email] 24 Nov. 21:11, from: 24.4.252.165, black/white

  O  <---Head
 \|/ <---Arm
 / \ <---Leg

See?


VK [email] [home] 24 Nov. 21:18, from: 212.181.212.229, red

Tim >> So, his arms are attached to his hips?


VK [email] [home] 24 Nov. 21:22, from: 212.181.212.229, red

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Tim [email] 24 Nov. 21:28, from: 24.4.252.165, black/white

Oh, that's good.  Make fun of me.
I'm gonna keep that one and put it on
my site when I get it back up.


VK [email] [home] 24 Nov. 21:29, from: 212.181.212.229, red

Tim >> Your picture is OK, it just didn't say "I'm a human" when I looked
at it.    :-)

--

Hot dog

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--

The invitation card for the Christmas party 2001

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|        []         David and I and the other regulars in the     |
| ()  () || () ()    ascii art chat would like to invite all      |
| ||  || || || ||   of you to a Christmas party in the chat.      |
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| From today and lasting to the end of the year.     |   |   |    |
| Where:                                             |   |   |    |
| http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/party/   |___|___|  dp|
|____________________________________________________(__)_(__)__VK|

--

David [email] [home] 17 Dec. 16:59, from: 194.176.69.153, blue

VK >> Have you decided what to wear?

          .|||||.          .|||||.
         |||||||||       |||||||||
        || .   . ||      || .   . ||
        ||   ^   ||      ||   ^   ||
       |||\  =  /|||    |||\  =  /|||
       |||||`-'|||||    |||||`-'|||||
       |.--'   `--.|    |.--'   `--.|
       /   `---'   \    / ||     || \
      / (         ) \  / (  `.I.'  ) \
     (  /`-   `  '\  )(  /`- ' `  '\  )
      \_\|       |/_/  \_\)       (/_/
       )/         \(    )/         \(
       |___________|    |           |
        \    |    /      \         /
         \   |   /        \_______/
          ( )|( )          ( )|( )
          /  |  \          /  |  \
         |   |   |        |   |   |
         |   |   |         \  |  /
         |___|___|          |_|_|      VK/dp
     ____(__)_(__)________ (__|__)__


VK [email] [home] 17 Dec. 17:05, from: 212.181.212.229, red

            .----._
          .'   `. _\_  
         / _____ \ (_)
        | /.   .\ |   
        ()   ^   ()   
       |||\  =  /|||  
       |||( `-' )|||  
       |.--\(  /--.|  
       /    `-'||  \  
      / (   |  |` ) \ 
     (  ( - '''   )  )
      \_(    o|   )_/ 
       (     o|    )  
       (______|____)  
        \    J    /   
        |   .-.   |    
        |   | |   |     
        |   | |   |    
         \__| |__/    
         |  | |  |    
 VK      |__| |__|    
     ____(__)_(__)____


--

Ralf and Rita showed up at the party

joris [email] [home] 18 Dec. 22:45, from: 194.109.236.5, black/white

        Hey I'm a Jedi too...
      I kick people's ass and stuff.
             \
               /(,_\
               ) _ OO  ||||
               \[,\_Y \_-_)
               //      //
        ______//_____ '/
       /_____ `   ____/
     _//    \ . .\
    /  ,\    \    \   .-
    \\\(      \  . \ //\\
               \  __`/  \\__
               /\(      (__\\\
              // \\
             //   ))
            //   //
           (/   //__
    b'ger      (__\\\


joris [email] [home] 18 Dec. 23:18, from: 194.109.236.5, black/white

          Where are all the gals?
        ...other than you, Veronica, I mean.
                  \
            What's a party without gals.
                    \
                      /_,/\
                     /oo  (
                    .Y___ /
                        \(
                         \\__
                         /  (\       /)
                         |. ||\     //
                         |\ || \   //
                         ||\||  \ //
                        _||_||__ \/
                       /,/,   \ )/
                        \/\/// //
                          ((  ((
                           \\  \\
                          __\\ _\\
  b'ger                 ///_ ///__)


joris [email] [home] 18 Dec. 23:20, from: 194.109.236.5, black/white

              ...wanted to show them my... errr
                   ...light sable.
                             /
                      /_,/\
                     /oo  (
                    .Y___ /
                        \(
                         \\__
                         /  (\       /)
                         |. ||\     //
                         |\ || \   //
                         ||\||  \ //
                        _||_||__ \/
                       /,/,   \ )/
                        \/\/// //
                          ((  ((
                           \\  \\
                          __\\ _\\
 b'ger                  ///_ ///__)


joris [email] [home] 18 Dec. 23:21, from: 194.109.236.5, black/white

             Told you I knew jedi stuff.
                    \
                      /_,/\
                     /oo  (
                    .Y___ /
                        \(
                         \\__
                         /  (\
 b'ger                   |. ||\


VK [email] [home] 19 Dec. 00:05, from: 212.181.212.229, red

                        )_,)\
                       /oo   )
                 ///   Y_   /
                 \ `)    ) /
                 / /____/ /_____
                (____       __  )
                     )  ) )' / /
                   .'  ) )  (, \
                  /   ) )   .7//.
                 |   ) )   /_____\
                /\   \ \   |`-.-'|
               / /`.  \ \  `-----'
              / /   ) )) )
           _.' /  .' // /
          (__.'  (  /_ /_
     b'ger/VK     \_)))_)))


joris [email] [home] 19 Dec. 00:18, from: 194.109.236.5, black/white

                             Too bad I just got 
                                   two hands.
                                      \
                        )_,)\            /_,/\  _.Ooh boy
                       /oo   )          /oo  (
                 ///   Y_   /          .Y__J /
                 \ `)    ) /               \(
                 / /____/ /_____            \\__
                (____       __  )           /  (\       /)
                     )  ) )' / /            |. ||\     //
                   .'  ) )  (, \            |\ || \   //
                  /   ) )   .7//.           ||\||  \ //
                 |   ) )   /_____\         _||_||__ \/
                /\   \ \   |`-.-'|        /,/,   \ )/
               / /`.  \ \  `-----'         \/\/// //
              / /   ) )) )                   ((  ((
           _.' /  .' // /                     \\  \\
          (__.'  (  /_ /_                    __\\ _\\
     b'ger/VK     \_)))_)))                ///_ ///__)


VK [email] [home] 19 Dec. 00:26, from: 212.181.212.229, red

                         And here are my girls!     Girls!?
                                  |                   /

                                 )_,)\            /_,/\
                                /oo   )          /OO  (  --- Eeeh...
                          ///   Y_   /          .Y__J /
                          \ `)    ) /               \(
                          / /____/ /_____            \\__
                         (____       __  )           /  (\       /)
                              )  ) )' / /            |. ||\     //
                            .'  ) )  (, \            |\ || \   //
                           /   ) )   .7//.           ||\||  \ //
                          |   ) )   /_____\         _||_||__ \/
                         /\   \ \   |`-.-'|        /,/,   \ )/
                        / /`.  \ \  `-----'         \/\/// //
 m         m           / /   ) )) )                   ((  ((
/`>  \ ___/`>       _.' /  .' // /                     \\  \\
_(    \ ___(       (__.'  (  /_ /_                    __\\ _\\
 \\   //   \\ b'ger/VK     \_)))_)))                ///_ ///__)


joris [email] [home] 19 Dec. 00:36, from: 194.109.236.5, black/white

                       C'mon girls... keep coming...
                                  |

                                 )_,)\
                                /oo   )
                          ///   Y_   /
                          \ `)    ) /
                          / /____/ /_____     This is not really
                         (____       __  )   what I was hoping for.
                              )  ) )' / /        \                       /)
                            .'  ) )  (, \         \                     //
                           /   ) )   .7//.      Hello pumpkin.         //
                          |   ) )   /_____\         \                 //
                         /\   \ \   |`-.-'|                _________ //
                        / /`.  \ \  `-----'              _/, .__   `  \
 m         m           / /   ) )) )         m        _  /______`)----.(
/`>  \ ___/`>       _.' /  .' // /    \ ___/`>    )_,)\//(    //((    ))
_(    \ ___(       (__.'  (  /_ /_     \ ___(    /" _ (/ \\  //_ \\  //_
 \\   //   \\ b'ger/VK     \_)))_)))   //   \\  .y__)\/ ,-' (,\\\-'  \,\\\


--

And so did some other people:

                                      !         
                                     /!\  *         ha
                                     7!~   \          ha 
                                    /!!!\   \,^^%---  
                                    7!!!~    <   \ ha
                                   /!!!!!\  _/>      
                                   7!!!!!~   __>
               -\||/.             /!!!!!!!\ _\_ \^^
    __________/\-'`-\\______________[___]__[___]_\____________________________________________
   |          // _ _\<                ||                                                      |
   |          /  e e |                []       David and I and the other regulars in the      |
   |          (   J  )         ()  () || () ()  ascii art chat would like to invite all       |
   |           | ._. |         ||  || || || || of you to a Christmas party in the chat.       |
   |         .'`.___.'-._       `OOO==[]=OOO'                                                 |
   |      .-'            `.      ==##### ===                                        A___A     |
   |     ,                 `.    |#### _\_:|        _         _                    ( @ @ )    |
   |    ,                    \   |##=-[*]*]|       | |  ___  (_) _ __               \_^_/     |
   |   /                      \  |#(    _\:|    _  | | / _ \ | || '_ \                        |
   |  /                        ; | #  \__|:|   | |_| || (_) || || | | |      .-""""-.         |
   | /    |                |   `.|  \___/  |    \___/  \___/ |_||_| |_|     /_       \        |
   | ;-.  |                |  .'  \#     #/                     OO         | /|_______|       |
   | |  `"Y                Y`-"|  |  ####|         _    _      .||.        |/(_________)      |
   | `,  /|                |\  `, |  ####|        | |_ | |__    dd_       (_)|| .   . ||      |
   |  :  ||                | \  | |   ###|        | __|| '_ \  / _ \         ||   ^   ||      |
   |  |  ||                |  ) | |   ###|   c    | |_ | | | ||  __/        |||\  =  /|||     |
   |  :  ||                |  / / |   '  |  /|\    ~   ~_| |_| \___|        |||||`-'|||||     |
   |  \  \|                | |  ; ( :###:| _/_\   / - - \     _           _ |.--'   `--.|     |
   |   ) ,|Y-.__     _.--""| ///   |:(U):||  _ \ /|| ` || __ | |_  _   _ | |/   `---'   \     |
   |   \\\\|    """""     ,....    |::|::|| |_) | | \-/ |'__|| __|| | | || / (         ) \    |
   |       |             /'''''\   |::|::||  __/|_________   | |_\\|//| ||(  /`.__.__.'\  )   |
   |       ,      .     (  o o  )  |: ): )|_|   /    =    \   \__/   \, |(_\_\|   ,   |/_/    |
   |        \     |      \ --- /   |::|::|     /     | VZ  \    { ^ ^ }/    )/-..___..-\(     |
   |        |     |     | `-+-'    |  |  |     |     |     | \/  \ - /  \/  |           |     |
   |        \     |     ;   |      `,  \  \    |     |     | 8o   | |   o8   \    |    /      |
   |        |     |     :  .'.      `oooOOoo   |     |     |   \\/ ^ \//      \   |   /       |
   |        \     /\    .-' | \                |     |     |    \     /        ( )|( |\ ____  |
   |  "oo    \   |  \ .'|   |  When:           |     |     |     |   |         /  |  | | Q  | |
   |  /#\     \ _|   \_ /   \  From today and lasting to the end of the year. |   |  | l/Ml | |
   | " # "    /  /    \  \ / \ Where:          |     |     |     | | |        |   |  |,| W `| |
   |  / \    /  /      \ .'   `http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/party/___|__| | [\ | |
   |_=___=__...o________/...____\________________/___|___\______/__|__\_______(__)_(_| | l '|_|
                                                                                     |/
               Ralf / azc / Smong / dp / brojek / VZ / jg / W< / VK / the_kat / apx / ejm

--

Digital thermometer

              _______________________________
   _____.----'                      ___      \
 (___(__                  [ 36.9 ] [___]     |
        `----._______________________________/
VK

--

      _  _       _   _  _   _   _   _
   |  _| _| |_| |_  |_   | |_| |_| | |
   | |_  _|   |  _| |_|  | |_|  _| |_|   VK

 . .-. .-. . . .-- .-. --. .-. .-. .-.
 |  .'  -< `-| `-. |-.  /  >-< `-| | |
 ' '-- `-'   ' `-' `-' '   `-' `-' `-'   VK


--

The difference between trees

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http://www-lexikon.nada.kth.se/cgi-bin/skolverket/swe-eng?tall

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http://www-lexikon.nada.kth.se/cgi-bin/skolverket/swe-eng?gran

--

My version of the worm monster from the Nerd Boy game

             _
          __/")  __
 ________(___/__(_ \
                  \ \
                   (")

                   _
                  ( \
                   ) )
                  ("/

                    _
                   / )
                  ( (
                   \")



                \.|\/|./
_________________\    /_________________________________________


Left on the ground:


__________.--'-"\.________________________________________

--

Yet another aaa diddle

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        |                          ~v~
       ,'                     ~v~    ~v~                          _____
     ,-                           ~v~                           .'
----'                                                        .-'-------
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 ............................................................|  # # # #
 ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' |  # # # #
                            '  `                             |
                                       __.....---=i__....----'---------
                            ' `' '`_....----'''''
                       +  .--'' "..   - ,.,
                 .'    .-'\ \/'  ; " ##(_') \     /          '`
               .'   .-'   | |  \      #     `\   | | /   ___ '
             +     .'     | | >    "/  `-.`:. `\./ //   ()__)
                .-'       `. `--'`^`.__   `.`:-.\`|/ .'
              .'            \j {.      \``-.:_:_`-`-. `-._
           \   `.            \   } {. _ `--#/__|`-.  `-.  `-._
            \    \            |  }{  / `.__':' |   `.   `-.   `-._
              /   `.          | {.} /      /    `.   `-.   `-._.---.
            .'    .'         /`.__.(            ( `.    `.    /     \
                .'          | '  J``\            `. `.    `-./  ---__\
         .'   .'            /        \             `. >.   _|   | [__]|\
      .-'   .'              |   |\    \              / .-'  `.  | / / | \
           /                |  /  \ ` |              |(  |    `.||_|_/ ' |
         .'                 \ '|   |  |              `-\_'_     `. .'    |
       .'                   |  |   |  |                 /| `.     `-.    |
     .'                     |-')   |--|                / `.  |           |
   .'                       / /     \  \               |   \----.        | ( RES/VK )
                           `-'       `-'               `.     /  |       |
                                                        |`.___|__/_      |
                                                        `.      /  \     |
                                                         |`-.___|__/     |
                                                         `.  (__)        |
                                                           `--'          |

--

A sig for somebody who showed up in the chat


 ____________________________________________  __  __ __ __ __  ____
|    sottohimself@wanadoo.be                  /_  / / /  / / /      |
|__________________________________________  __/ /_/ /  / /_/ ______|


with a twist
                               .--.
                             .'    `.
                            /  .-.   \
                           J  J   \   L
                           |  |    E  |
                           J  `.  /   L
 ___________________________\__.-'   / ______  __  __ __ __ __  ____
|    sottohimself@wanadoo.be       .'         /_  / / /  / / /      |
|_______________________________.-'________  __/ /_/ /  / /_/ ______|

Sotto's own version

    __________________________________________________________________
   ___________________________________________  __     __ __     ____
  _______ sottohimself@hotmail.com __________  /_  __  /  / __  ____
 ___________________________________________  __/ /_/ /  / /_/ ____ 
__________________________________________________________________

--

Angry fan (I don't even remember the context)


       ||
       ||
   ___ || ___
  (.-'>()<.-')

          \
VK       ( Damn! Damn! Damn! )


--

Spinal Tap logo
                         .______________
        .'`.            / /|          .'
      .'    >     <X> .'_/ |_    ____/
    .'    .'.^. .'.v^.'`.| | |  |.'`. .'`.
  .'    .'.' A | |   | A Y | |  || A Y  A |
   `.    `|  V | | | | V | | |  || V |  V |
     >    |   .| | | |   | | |  ||   |   .'
   .'   .'|  P |/|/|/|/|/|/  |  ||/|/|  P
 |'   .'  |  L               |  |'   |  L
 |  .'    |.'                |.'     |.'
 |.'      /                  /       /
 |

--

Deliberately misunderstanding brojek:


brojek [email] [home] 2 Mar. 21:46, from: 217.67.197.177, brown/yellow

       (o) (o) 
        H   H
        H   +=====(o)
        H   H
        +==(*)===+(o)
            H    H
         / (o)   H(o)

       /

     /               
   /X
   X/
  / 
   
/  

VK: Here's a screenshot. You fly small sheep and destroy all that
    installations and other moving objects. Everything that moves
    and isn't a stone.


VK [email] [home] 2 Mar. 22:02, from: 62.5.26.40, red

           ////\
          ////.(
         //// _/
 VK     //// (
        ////  ))
        ///)  /
    .-.-.-(  \-.-.  .----.
  .'       `. \   `-' o  (
 /|         ( /      .---'
   \        < \   .-'
   //-//'--'--//-//
  // //      // //

--

brojek [email] [home] 18 Mar. 19:44, from: 217.67.197.177, brown/yellow

VK: ho ho ho!


VK [email] [home] 18 Mar. 19:48, from: 212.181.212.229, red

brojek >> Santa brojek...?

  *<c
   <)`-v.-.
   / \ (___)

--

osfameron [email] [home] 18 Mar. 22:11, from: 212.1.137.150, black/white


 Pleased      MM
 to meet      oo
 you, VK! `  <
              >/
         8._,'^\
          `-- C :
             ===8
             |^|
             |||
            -~-~

VK [email] [home] 18 Mar. 22:35, from: 212.181.212.229, red

     |||||          MM 
    ||. .||         oo 
   |||\=/|||       <   
   |.-- --.|        >/ 
   /(.) (.)\___@._,'^\ 
   \ ) . (      `-- C :
   '(  v  )        ===8
     \ | /         |^| 
 VK  ( | )         ||| 
     '- -`        -~-~ 


--

Three-legged VK rolling her eyes

        |||||||
       |||'''|||
      ||||\=/||||
      |.--- ---.|
      /(.)(.)(.)\
      \ ) . . ( /
      '(  v v  )`
        \ | | /
        ( ) ( )   VK / brojek / jg
        '-'-'-`

--

Motivation:                     
                     
                     
       ooooooo       
      888888888      
     |_ `^888888     
    />`   8(@888     
   '-}     ::888     
     -     :::88     
     |   :::::8      
     `.:::'-         
    _.-'    `-._     
   /            \
  / /          \ \
 / /(           \ \
/ J              L \
| |              | |
| |             '| |
|_|   ` --      '|_|
/ >-._     _  _.-< \
|||\_/`.____.' \_|||
    \     j     /
     \         /
     |    Y    |
     |    |    |
     |____|____|   osfameron / VK
    (_____|_____)

--

Small couple

 /-v\  $$$$
||'_'  `_`$$
 _)F_  _J($$ v>
|)..|||{{  \//
|| ,||/|, (\/
<@ U|> (v  )
 | ||  || /
 | ||_ || )
 wwo--'---'   fringD / VK



--

Sock puppet

\         \                 |\.__ _/|
 `.        \                |`(_.)_.)    Help! I'm somebody's hand!
   \        \             .'       -.   /
    `.       \_________.-'    .-----'
      \                      (
       `.                     `-----.
         \_________________.--------'     dp/VK

--

hands on hips (from David's Space Trek)

            .|||||.             .||||.
           |||||||||           ||||||||.
          || .   . || -------- .  ||||||
          ||   ^   ||         <   )|||||
         |||\  =  /|||         \_ "|||||
         |||||`-'|||||          |` !||||
         |.--'   `--.|         .'/  `!||
         /           \        /_(  ) \!!
        / ( . ) ( . ) \ -----(   \ \_|\
       (  /`-'   `-'\  )      `.--> )|/
waist-> \ \|   .   |/ / ------ |_/ /_(  <-- waist
         )/         \(         |(_(-. \
         |    \%/    |         |     \/|
          \    |    /          \   __//
           \   |   /            |   //
            ( )|( ) ----------- (  ( \
            /  |  \             |  \  |
           |   |   |            |  / (
            \  |  /             |  / (
        VK   ) | (              | (_/|  dp
            mmo^omm          .-'_/|


                       .|||||. 
                      |||||||||
                     ||||||  . 
                     ||||||   >
                    ||||||| -/  
                    |.|-|'  `--. 
                    / / \   / \ \ 
                   / (   `-'   ) \
                  (  .._\~/ `-'\  )
                   `-.__:_3   |/ /
                     /  _|_    \(
                    |           |
                     \_________/
                      \   |   /
                       ( )|( )
                       /  |  \
                      |   |   |
                       \  |  /
                        )_|_(  
                       (__I__)  VK/dp



--

Space ships for meow

 -----------.
 ----------. \
 \          \ \
  \          \ `-.
   `-------._ `-. \
            _\   \|
       |\  /       `--------.
       | \|                  `-.
 VK    | /|                     )
       |/ |___________________.'


-----.
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)      `.
======================================.
)                                      `.
)                                        \
)                                         \
)                                          )
)                                         /
)                                        /
)                                      .'
======================================'
)      .'
)     /
-----'           VK



--

Tea ball

                      press here
        _..._          ___|___
      .:::::::.      _/       \
     J:::::::::L_   /o)---------------------.--..
     |:::::::::|_\_//                      /    \\
    ============_/O\                      (      )) <- spring
     |:::::::::|_/ \\_                     \    //
     J:::::::::F    \o)---------------------`---'
      `:::::::'       \___ ___/
         """              |
                       and here               VK/jg


--

I can't have a page like this without some llizard teasing!


      ---%^,
        /  >__
         _/ > |
  O         >
  /\>       >,^
   <\      / \_
           \

   ---%^,__
     /  |> |
  C    / >
  /\>    >,^
   <\   / \_
        \

      ,^,__
  ---%  |> |
 _C//  / >
   \     >,^
   <\   / \_
        \

  ---%^,
rp* /  >__
     _//> |
      ( >
       \>,^
       / \_
       \                 ejm/VK


--

Kali VK

     |||||||||||
    ||. .. .. .||
   |||\=/\=/\=/|||
 `-----.-- --.-----'
   ||//(.) (.)\\||
   |/|\ ) . ( /|\|
   '||'(  v  )`||`
        \ | /
    VK  ( | )
        '- -`


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