I (Veronica Karlsson, VK, vk@ludd.luth.se) made these pictures:


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This was made in response to a request:

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| |      | |   | |  | |   | |   | | | |  | |   | || |       | |     | || |     | |      | |-._  |
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| |___| || |   | | _____  | |___| | | |   _______ | |___    | |     | | _______| |___| || |   | |
 \_____/ |_|   |_|[_____]  \_____/  |_|  [_______]|_____]   |_|     |_|[_______]\_____/ |_|   |_|

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http://www.sarna.net/btech/files/pictures/cry_mech.jpg

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A happy guy

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(Yes, he has a nose.)

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llizard falls like a cat

                           |/
                    ,7^^^7^%
                   ^

                            /
                   ^-7^^^7^%--
                    

                  ^         
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                   ^  nAn   
                    `/   /^%--
                     |   |  \
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                   ^,
  ___________________7^^^7^%==___________


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Small staircase

  |  |_/|_
  |    |_/|_
  |      |_/|_
  |        |_/|_
  |          |_/|_______
  A____________|_/
 /
/


Or maybe it's a chat entrance for the incomprehensible pile of sticks?

  |_/|_ `.
  | |_/|_ L_
  |   |_/|/ L_     /
  |     |_/|\ L_  /
  |       |_/|( L%---
  |         |_/|\
  |           |_/|_______
  A_____________|_/
 /
/


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llizard and the pie

                       ==%^^7^^^7^^^


-----===[:}            ==%^^7^^^7^^^


   - -----===[:}       ==%^^7^^^7^^^


          -----===[:}  ==%^^7^^^7^^^


             -----===[:}>%^^7^^^7^^^

  
              *chomp!* ==%^^7^^^7^^^


               *more!* ==%^^7^^^7^^'



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llizard and the pants


llizard [home] 5 Dec. 11:50, from: 216.154.7.80, blue

VK;

/\ 
\ \              ha
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  \ \_<\_\___  ha
   \/_</\____\     as soon as I figure out how those pants work....


VK [email] [home] 5 Dec. 11:52, from: 130.240.2.113, red

llizard >> Hmmm...

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VK [email] [home] 5 Dec. 11:54, from: 130.240.2.113, red

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VK [email] [home] 5 Dec. 11:56, from: 130.240.2.113, red

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VK [email] [home] 5 Dec. 12:02, from: 130.240.2.113, red

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llizard [home] 5 Dec. 17:12, from: 216.154.20.18, blue

  
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     / / \  ha
    [==|\ \         VK; that is very funny, but how
     |_|| |            am I supposed to get these things off!?!!
      > |_|
     /|^^
    /  \




--

llizard in trouble


               (>       ()
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      >\         ((  /
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          \    _/)  \)  -
                    '


--

Puppet llizard

  ___
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\____    ___\
  | |\  \| |
      \__\


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Jedi llizard

      %----            \     (##)\
     < \     /  *bwwwm* \   / mm  \
     <  \   /            \ (       )
     <\    / *bwwwwwm*    \   |    |
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     <  /                 |   |    |
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     |\                   |   |    |
     / |                  |   |    |
    <  |_                 |___|____|



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Ooops!

      \
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        |    /
        |___/
    |  < ___
    | < / /
     \</ /
 VK   \<%-----


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it's SUPERLLLIZARD:

 VK            /
              /
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--

              /
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>%^.^^^.^^
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hhot llizard wwith bbread


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                       >%( >%(         >%(    >%|\
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hot llizard with bread II

ketchup


                    .'        .'
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                   /      .'
                   \   _.'
                   /'\/
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         ^^/               \^^'
VK         `._____________.'


and cucumber:

                       //
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                    /  |
                  %%%//
    ,_\          %%%%/
   (  )\         ''''
   -----%   .-------------.
         ^^/               \^^'
VK         `._____________.'


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Athletic llizard

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(_)-.--------.-(_)
     \     //
      \   //
       \ %-----
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       <
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        <_^^
        / \
       /   \
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VK     _\ /_



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llizard cleaning the floor

                 /
          < <   /   ____
        <  \ \ %---(____)
       <    \ \____|\___/
        <    \     |    |
         \\   \.-. |    |
      ____\\  (___`.-._-'
     ''


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Nurse llizard


     ^%===
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    <   '---'           / |______________/|         
    <                  / _,u  __  ____  //|
    <                 / ('__><---<____ ///|
  `^'|\               |/______\_______|//
    /  \              |_______________|/
    `   `             |               |




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Yet another IPOS

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                 /           `-._______________.--'
                /   |                     |     \
               /    |                     |      \____
VK           _/      \                     \          `
                      >                     >



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Yet another IPOS
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VK                       (_.-| |._)      __`. \__
                             (_)        ((___.___)


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llizard and the wasps (true story)

            ( HEY! That's MY lunch! )
            /'

        %-----   &
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      <___\__(_)    &
     /<         &
    /  <  /\\        &
   /    </  \\_




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David
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David with feather boa



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Cartoon boy David

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--

Puppet David

                .------.____
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David on a fork

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                /  /
               /  /
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             /  /       VK/dp



--

The Amazing David kicks his own ass:

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                 \ `-' /   \ \___
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--

David as Lucia


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--

David's head in trouble

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--

Roasted lovely couple


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VK    \/___\____\/


--

Historic David:

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/  \\   /   |
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  |_|____|
   ||   |
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<<____/|/


Pre-historic David:

     ####### 
   (.(.) ####
  /_    ######
  |_/ .-'######
  \__/


Dominant David:

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             |__|____|
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              ||   |
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--

(Stick men is a classic category, and as usual with these small ones, there are
probably ten other people who have come up with exactly the same combination.)


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     c
    /|\
    / \

            _
     c     (_)  -    -
    /|\
    / \


     
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(_) / \
  c



                                    .-.   .-.
                                   '   \-/   `
                                        V
                                      o>^<

     /\              /\              /\              /\         
  /\/  \  /\      /\/  \  /\      /\/  \  /\      /\/  \  /\    
 /      \/  \/\  /      \/  \/\  /      \/  \/\  /      \/  \/\ 
/   VK         \/              \/              \/              \


   ,,,,,
   |@ @|
   |   |
    \=/   \//
    /|\    |
   / | \   |
  /  |  \  |
 /   |   \ |
/    |    \|
\    |
 \   |
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   \ |
    \|
    /|
     |
    / \
    | |
    | |
    | |
    | |
    | |
    | |
    | |
    | |
    | |
  __| |__


Triangle guy:

_____
\o o/
 \=/
  |
--A--
  H
 /Y\
/   \


      ( Yes, I think I see a boat too! )
      /'
  <o
    \>
   < \_




    @ @   -
     -'      -
    \/)>.-
   ,-/_/    -
 _/       -


   c
  /\\
  >\ . ..

      c
     /\\
     >\       .      . .



     o
   </V
   />


   __O
  | /|
   /  \
__/\
    \


   __O
  / /|_
   /  
 \/\
   /

   o__
  /|
  / \

   O___
  /|
 / |
  / \
 /   \



--

VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 21:10, from: 130.240.2.143

Diagram of my right thumb:


    .-----._
   /|.---.|<   <-- (This little "crack" in the skin is very painful)
  | |     | |
  | |     | |
  | `-----' |
  |         |
  |  -- - ' |
  | `--- -  |
  |         |
  |         |
  |         |
  |         |


brojek [email] 1 Feb. 21:24, from: 212.160.114.123

             Phhhhhhhfffffffffff.....
    .-----._ `. 
   /|.---.|< .-`3_/
  | |     | |'   ;)
  | |     | |   //
  | `-----' |
  |         |
  |  -- - ' |
  | `--- -  |
  |         |
  |         |
  |         |
  |         |


--

brojek and the cigar

                           )

                        (

                     _.-'%
VK               _.-'     %
             _.-'          %
         _.-'          _.-'
      .-'          _.-'
    .'         _.-'
  c |      _.-'
 /V`'\__.-'
 / \


--

My self portrait(s) in trouble in various ways:


     .|||||.     
    |||||||||    
   || .   . ||   
   ||   ^   ||   
  |||\  =  /|||  
  |||||`-'|||||  
  |.--'   `--.|  
  / _.-===-._ \  
  |(  .'_\\  ) \ 
  \ .' /  |  |> )
   \_.'   |  | / 
   /      |  \(  
  |       |   |  
  |       |  /   
  |______/___|
     ( )|( )     
     /  |  \     
    |   |   |    
     \  |  /     
 VK   ) | (      
     mmo^omm



[PLEASE come up with a solution quickly or I'll log out!]

     |||||
    ||. .||
   |||\./|||
   |.-- --.|
   /(.) (.)\
   \ ) . ( /
   '(  v  )`
     `. \/
VK    ( /)
      '--`




      /=,=\
     //. .\\
    |||\=/|||
    |.-- --.|
    /(.) (.)\
    \ ) . ( /
    '(  v  )`
      \ | /
VK    ( | )
      '- -`
(Actually, this hair looks more like mine, but I like the simplicity of the
original)


   |||||
  ||< <|| _ _
 |||\=/||| | |
 |.-- --.|_|_|
 /(.) (.)\/
 \ ) . (
.-oo-_-==-.
  (  H  )
   \_I /
   `-I )
     I-'



--

Various animals (?)


Boon [email] [home] 11 Feb. 19:22, from: 128.210.107.80

Trying to learn some ascii art to impress my gf...

  | | |
 ( @ @ )
  [ ^ ]
   [=]
    ~ my ascii art skills in its infancy


VK [email] [home] 11 Feb. 19:30, from: 130.240.2.143

  | | |               -.
 ( @ @ )              \ `.
  [ ^ ]                )  )
   [=]\\  .''''''''''''  /
    ~  \\'               |
       |                 |
       | |_            | |
       | | `-.        _| |
       | |    `-.__.-' | |
       | |             | |
       | |             | |
       | |             | |
       | |             | |
       | |             | |
       | |             | |
 VK    | |             | |
       | |             | |
       | |             | |
       | |             | |
       ' '             ' '


VK [email] [home] 11 Feb. 19:46, from: 130.240.2.143

  | | |               -.
 ( @ @ )              \ `.
  [ ^ ]                )  )
   [=]\\  .''''''''''''  /
    ~  \\'               |
       /                 |
      / `|_            | |
     /   | `-.        _| |
    /    |    `-.__.-' | |
   /     |             | |
  /      |             | |
 <       |             | |
  \      |             | `------------.
   \     |             |               `
    \    |             | 
     \   |             |
      \  |             | 
       ` |             | 
 VK      |             | 
         '             '



--

A "wotsit":

``''
`  ' `
      `
 `'


becomes a horse:

``''
`  ' `
      `          _
 `'         -       '
                    \    `
   |
                   /    `   `
  /              
     |              \
   `           
     '        '      `


or a dress:

    '`    '`
   `  ``''  '
      `  '
        
     ' `' `


   '        `
  `          '
     `    '


--

     {\\.//}
    {  @ @  }        ____
    { } , { }`------'    \
    { ,___. }            |\
     {     }             | `.__
       ^^^||   _______|  |   \_\
          ||  |      ||  `----.
          ||  |      ||_____  |8
VK        ||  |      |  |   | |8
         ((___|     (___|   `-'
         ooooo      oooo

lion on roller skates


--

Another wotsit

            m
           /*\
 _________//\/
/________/|
|_o_o_o_o|/
  | | | |


--

Poodle

     @@@@@
    @ . . @
   @@  m  @@
  @@@ -^- @@@
   @@ ) ( @@
     '   `
   @@@@@@@@@       >
  @@@@@@@@@@@   @@/
 /@@@@@@@@@@@\ @@@@
/    @@@@@    \/@@
\ @@  | |
 @@@@ | |
  @@. | |
     >| |
  @@  | |
 @@@@-(_|
  @@  | \
      |  \
      |   \
      |    \
      )     |
      |     |
     @@@   @@@
    @@@@@ @@@@@
     @@@   @@@
VK    \     \


--

Cat in litterbox

    __________________
   /                  \
   |    .--.____      |
 ______/       <`\    |
(______          4    |
   |   \    ___<'/    |
   |    `--'          |
   |                  |
VK \__________________/


          ____       ____ 
    -    (__  `-.__.' ___) 
 -    ______)       <`\             .--.
     (______          4        -   ( :) )
          __)    ___<'/__  -   __.--'--'
VK  -    (___.--'  `.____)       



--

OpenBSD blowfish


                                     _
                                    (_)
              |    .
          .   |L  /|   .          _
      _ . |\ _| \--+._/| .       (_)
     / ||\| Y J  )   / |/| ./
    J  |)'( |        ` F`.'/        _
  -<|  F         __     .-<        (_)
    | /       .-'. `.  /-. L___       _____                 ____   _____ _____   
    J \      <    \  | | O\|.-'  _   / ___ \               |  _ \ / ____|  __ \  
  _J \  .-    \/ O | | \  |F    (_) / /  / /___  ___  ____ | |_) | (___ | |  | | 
 '-F  -<_.     \   .-'  `-' L__    / /  / / __ \/ _ \/ __ \|  _ < \___ \| |  | |             
__J  _   _.     >-'  )._.   |-'   / /__/ / /_/ /  __/ / / /| |_) |____) | |__| | 
`-|.'   /_.           \_|   F     \_____/ .___/\___/_/ /_/ |____/|_____/|_____/  
  /.-   .                _.<     ======/ /======================================
 /'    /.'             .'  `\         /_/                                        
  /L  /'   |/      _.-'-\
 /'J       ___.---'\|
   |\  .--' V  | `. `
   |/`. `-.     `._)
      / .-.\
VK    \ (  `\
       `.\

http://www.openbsd.org/ftp.html



--

Book and lamp


`   __   '
   )  (
  (    )  -
  |____|
    ][   `        .__.---. .---.__.
'  _][_          /        /       /\          /
   \  /         /        /       / /         /
  .-'`-.       <__.---. .---.__./ /         /
              /________A________\/         /
__________________________________________/


--

guitar

 :{}:
  ||
  ||
<^||^>
 )()(
<____>


        @@@@
 :{}:  {~ @@@
 /_)___//@@@@@
'-||-   |@@@@@
<^||_>//@@@@@
 )(___/@@@
<____>)
  // ||
 //  ||
 ||   \\
 ||    \\
--'   --'


--

This is not a secret handshake. This is me "waving" at llizard:
           .-.
        _  | |  _
   |   ( \ | | / )
< (     \ \| |/ /  _.
   \     \      `-'.'
    \ .-._)      .'
 (  _(_.        J
    |   `.      |
  __/.    \     |
 `-.  \   |     |
    `-'
   /
.-'



--

Feeling sleepy?

       .-----.
      //,     `--
     (/// _
     (// / ) .--
     ( \ (/ /
      \_\_)/
VK      /
       /
      /
     /
   (_)



--

I don't know WHY this one has not been included before. It's a portrait of
Kitana:

                     o&&&&&&&&&&&&&o
                    [o][o][][o][o][o]
                    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
                    &&& ===   === &&&
                  .-&&& <@>   <@> &&&
                 (  &&&&         &&&&-.
                  \ &&&&   /_\   &&&&  )
                   `&&&&  #####  &&&& /
                    &&&& _.-.-._ &&&&'
                    &&&& `.___.' &&&&
                    &&&&\       /&&&&
                    &&&&&`.___.'&&&&&
                         |     |
                         |     |
                         |     |
                   _.---'       `---._
                 .'   `-    U    -'   `.
                /                       \
               /         #######         \
              /           #####           \
             /   /         ###         \   \
            /   |    --     #     --    |   \
           /    |   |**|   | |   |**|   |    \
          /     /\   --   /   \   --   /\     \
         /     /  `.____.'     `.____.'  \     \
        /     /      \      #      /      \     \
       /     /        |    ###    |        \     \
      (     |         |   #####   |         |     )
       |    |         |  #######  |         |    |
       | % %|         | ######### |         |% % |
       |    |         |           |         |  % |
       |   %|         |     @     |         |%   |
       |  % |         |           |         | %  |
       |   %|         |___________|         |    |
       |    |        / [][][__][][ \        |    |
      .'    |       |       |]      |       |    `.
    .'      /       \       |J      /       \      `.
 _ /       /         \             /         \       \ _
( ' / / / /           |     |     |           \ \ \ \ ` )
 `-' / / /            |     |     |            \ \ \ `-'
  `-'-'-'      .-----'`.___.'.___.'`-----.      `-`-`-'
              /             )             \
 VK           `--------'---' `---`--------'


--

Average Joe

    @@@@@@
  @@@@@@@@@@
 @@        @@
 @  O    O  @
(|          |)
 |     ^    |
 |  \____/  |
  \        /
   `------'

--

This is the sort of weird thing that happens in the chat.

 {}}}
{  @___________
{   {
 | [_______________
[   _______________]
|    _]
|  __]
| [
 ] ]
| [_
[___]



 {}}}
{  @___________
{   {
 | [
[|||
| \\
\  \\_
 | [\_]____________
[   _______________]
|    _]`--{  }--'
|  __]     }{
| [       /  \
 ] ]     (    )
| [_      \  /
[___] _.-`'  `'-._


Krogg-mode:

 {}}}
{  +___________
{   {
 | [
[|||
| \\         /\
\  \\_   |`-.\/\
 | [\_]__\   _\_\__
[   ______\_(______]
|    _]`--{  }--' \
|  __]     }{    \ \
| [       /  \    \ \
 ] ]     (    )    \/
| [_      \  /
[___] _.-`'  `'-._


[an axe right through the "table"]


 {}}}
{  @___________
{   {
 | [_______
[|||-----| `-#
| \\     c_/
|  \\   /(__    __
\   \\_   >  \`' \)
 | [ \_]_U____\__/_
[   [______________]
|    _]`--{  }--'
|  __]     }{
| [       /  \
 ] ]     (    )
| [_      \  /
[___] _.-`'  `'-._


[That's a strange looking teabag!]


 {}}}
{{ @\
{{  {
{{ -'______
/| |-----| `-#
| \\))   c_/
|  \\   /(__    __
\___\\_   >  \`' \)
 |_( \_]_U____\__/_
(   [______________]
|   \  `--{  }--'
|____|     }{
 \ ||     /  \
 / ))    (    )
| //      \  /
(_`.` _.-`'  `'-._
 \\_\/__.-'\/`--._\


--

Tree structure

      _-.                                 _-.
     |__| my_root/                       |__|  directory
      |    __                             __
      +---[==] A                         [==]  document
      |    _-.                            __
      +---|__| documents/                [oo]  image
      |    |    __
      |    +---[==] B
      |    |    __
      |    `---[==] C
      |    _-.
      `---|__| pictures/
           |    __
           +---[==] D.html
           |    __
           +---[oo] E.jpg
           |    _-.
           `---|__| animations/
                |    __
                +---[oo] F.gif
 VK             |    __
                `---[oo] G.gif


--

Flowers

      .-.
   ,-( o )-.
  ( o )-( o )
 .-\-'.|,`-/-.      .-.
( o )--*--( o )  ,-( o )-.
 `-/-.'|`,-\-'  ( o )-( o )
  ( o )-( o )  .-\-'.|,`-/-.
   `-( o )-' _( o )--*--( o )
      `-' \/_/ `-/-.'|`,-\-'
        __ |    ( o )-( o )
        \_\|   .'`-( o )-'
           | .'\    `-' 
           |/   |\
        __ |    \|
        \_\|
           | __
           |/_/
        __ |
        \_\|
           | __
           |/_/
        __ |
        \_\|
           | __
           |/_/
        __ |
        \_\|
           | __
           |/_/
        __ |
        \_\|
           | __
           |/_/    VK/hh


--

A mouth eating a cracker

             .-..-.
           .'______`.
 VK       / /------\ \
          `.`.____.' /
       _  ,-.______.'
    _ (,-'__ \
 _ (,-'  /_/  \
(,-'__  __  __ \
(  /_/ /_/ /_/  )
(\    __     ,-'
  \  /_/  ,-' )
   \   ,-' `-'
    `-'

--

Portrait of FS:

         ,,,
        |  | 
        |oo|
        |. |
        |-'/
        `-'|
      .--'-`--.
      |       |
      | |   | |
      | |   | |
      | |   | |
      | |   | |
      | |   | |
      | |   | |
      | |   | |
      |_|   |_|
       \|___|/
         |||
         |||
         |||
         |||
         |||
         |||
         |||
         |||
         |||
         |||
VK       |||
         |||
      ___|||___
     (___.I.___)



--

Pram

    __
 .-'  |
/  .o |         o
|o'   |________/
|              |
|              |
|______________|
 `.        .'
   `.    .'
     `..'
   _.'  `._
  (_)    (_)


--


---===================}                     /  @>
  - ----=====================}               |_
----======} - --=========}                    _)
            --  -----===================}     \_

lots of little pies aimed at your face


--

clog
           .
          /\\`.
  .------'\ \`.`-.
 /         \ \ `-.`------.
|           \ \   `.-----'|
[`-----------\//---'      |
 \             .---.      |
  `-._________/     \_____|

shoe with half-high heels
             ___
          .-'   \
   .--'`-' _.---|
  (_____.-' |__/


--

Fingerboard

 VK   /          |
     /           |
    /  /         |
   /  /  /       |
   \_/  /   /\   \
    (  /   /  \   \
     `/   /    \   \
     /   /      \   \
    /\  /        \  /\
 .-( / /----------\ \ )-.
(   `-'            `-'   )
 `.____________________.'
   (_)              (_)


--

The result of boredom


(\                      /)) ) ) )
 \______(\______/)______// / /_ \
    (\   \      /   /).-' / ___) )
     \____\    /____// .-' / ___/
          |    | ---' / .-' /
        (\|    |/)) .' / .-'
        ( <o><o> )) ) ) /
         \  ..  // / / /
         < `--' >> ) ) )     .-.                __ __
        .|      |.\ \ \ \   / _ `._____________ \ V /
       /(__)--(__)\\ \ \ \ / / ) ______________) ) /
      // )  ,   ( \\\ \ \ " / / / / / / / / / / / /
      \\(--------)/// / /  / /__ \ / / / / / / / /
       /\-`\__/_)/\( ( (  / ____) | / / / / / / /
      /  __    __  \\ \ \/ / ____/ / / / / / / /
     >  <_i>__<i_>  << |  / / / / / / / / / / /
     >     \  /     << | / / / / / / / / / / /
      \  .__/\._.  // / / /______________ / /
       `.________.'/ / (________________ \ (
         ---------' / __________________) ) )
         ----------' / / / / / / / / / / / /
         |_________.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.' /_____________________ VK/dp




--


                                         |>
                                        /|\
                                       / | \
                                      /  |  \
                                     /   |   \
<0)> \<0)>                          /    |    \
     _)                            /_____|_____\
 .-"-._.-"-._.-"-._.-"-._.-"-._.-"-\_.-"-._.-"-/_.-  VK/Krogg




--


              $$$$$$
             $ (@ (@$
             $    ^ $
              \_ =_/
            __/ /__
           /||   ||\
          / |`. .'| \
   ,,,   / /_._'_._\ \
         \ \      / \ '----'\
          \ \    /   '----`\/
           \ \  |
           /| |  \
          | ''    |
          |       |
          |       |
          |       |
          |__/_/__|
           \  |\  |
            \ | \ |
            / ) / )
           / | / | 
          (  |(  |
           \ | \ | 
            \/  \|_
 VK        /\ \ /\ \
           \/\_\\/\_\

[Hehe, BAD fake b'ger!]


--

brojek posted a face, I turned it into a body

         _._
      .-'   `-.
     (     .--.)
    (   .-' =  =
    (  (       _\
     (  (       \
      `._\  ___.'
          \     -.__
          .         \`.
       .-'          _\ \
     .'\          ,' `\ \
    /   | ,-'`-. /     \ \
        /'      `      |
           /""\    /""\
           \_O/    \_O/
        \        \     L
         \      \ /    |
          F          ) |
         /\  (`-._,-'  F
        J  `.         /\
        F    `-.__ _,'  L
       J        \   /   J    VK/brojek


--

Map of Sweden
                                 _
                                | `.
                            ____/   `-.
                            |          \_
                         .-/            |
                         F              |_
                        /                |
                        |                \
                        F                 |
                      .'                  |
                      |                   |
   VK               _/                     J
                   |                   .---'
                   |                  |
                   |                 J
                   F                 /
                  /                 \
                 <                   >
                  |                 |
              ."`-'                /
             /                   .'
            |                  _/
            |                 (
            |                /
            (               J
            |              (
            |              |
            (              J
             \            |
             /            |
            (             |
            J             `-.
            |                `.
           .'                  \
          /                     )
         (                    .'
         |                    \
       .-J                  FJ'
       |                __.'
       L.              '-.
        \                |
         |               |      .'
         |              (      /(
         J               )    |.'
          \             | /   |'
           \            |/    '
           _)          J(
           >       __. |
           \     .'   "
            |   (
            <_.-)



--

Toilets

               ( nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNGGGGGGHHH! )
                  o
             _  o
           .(_)
  .-.     /\
    |    /| \
    |   / |__\
    |  (_.----.
    \______/  /
          /  /
VK    )  (  /_



_  o 
U_(\,
|` /|
|N' `


--

Angry?

           .---.
          [|   |___________________________________)
           |   |
           F   J
          /     \
        .'       `.
  .-----\_________/-------.
  |.---------------------.|
  ||                     ||
  ||     []              ||
  ||                     ||
  ||                     ||
  ||                     ||
  ||                     ||
  ||                     ||
  ||                     ||
  ||                     ||
  |`---------------------'|
  `-----------------------'
        ___)    (___
VK      `-.______.-'


--

Chat boredom thingy


   .---.
 _/     \_
/  ). .(  \
| (     ) |
|  \ = /  |
(   )-(   |
-`-'   `-'--.
             \
 /-.    ,-\
(   )><(   )
 \_(    )_/
  |_    _|
  |_|><|_|
 /        \       VK/hh



--

Snake charmer

    _
  .Y Y,
  (VVV)         _.-----.
   ||\         (_.------\
   |||`<      /_.---'___.)
   |||        (_.-'_____/
   |||         \.-'_   )
   |||          |/     |
   |||          \//  / |
   |||          //--'| |
   |||        _//   .| |-.
  ,|||.      ( )   /     /
 / ||| \    .'/ \ / |. ./|
( (|||) )  (__)  \  |  / |
 ) ||| (     |  / \ | /  |
/  |||  \     \/   \|/   |
|  ===  |           V .  |
\       /           |____|
 `-._,-'            (     )     VK/hh


--

I found this in pl.rec.ascii-art (brojek translated it for me)

 Richard, we have to talk.       --|
                     ---------     |
             --------              |
        ----- %%%        \\\       |   Absolutely !
        |    %%%%%       .. |      |   My name's Roman.
        |   %%c ''       U. '      |
        |    %! .U       __=__     |
         |   __=__      |     \    |
         |  /     \     |.    \\   |
         | // _) _).    ||\    \\      ---
         | \\     ||    \\ ------------   -----
         |  \\-------------                    ------
         |      ----                                 -----
          |         ---                                  ---|
          --           ---                        -------   |
          | ----          ----              ------          |
                ----          ---    -------            -----
                    ----         -|--          ---------    |
                        ----      |    --------
                            ----  -----
                                --|
                                  |
Piotr Nowakowski

and here are my interpretations:


                              __.--'|
                      ___.---'      |
              ___.---'              |
         _.--'   %%%        \\\     |  
         |      %%%%%       .. |    |  
         |     %%c ''       U. '    |
         J      %! .U       __=__   |
          L     __=__      |     \  |
          L    /     \     |.    \\-`-.
          |   // _) _)._.--||\    \\__.>-._
          | _.\\     ||    \\___.--'       `--._
          J-._ \\_____.----'                    `--.__
          J   `-<_                                    `-.__
           L      `-.                                     _>-.
           +.        `-._                          ___.--'   |
           | `-._        `-._                __.--'          |
                 `-._        `-.       __.--'            _.--'
                     `-._       `-._.-'             _.--'    |
                         `-.       |           _.--'
                            `-.    |      _.--'
                               `-. | _.--'
                                  `|'
                                   |


                              __.--'|
                      ___.---'      |
              ___.---'              |
         _.--'   %%%        \\\     |  
         |      %%%%%     _ .. |    |  
         |     %%c ''    // U. '    |
         J      %! .U   (\  __=__   |
          L     __=____/// |     \  |   `-'`-'`-'     `-'`-'
 `-'`-'   L    |      ///  |.    \\-`-.           `-'`-'
          |    ||_) _//_.--||\    \\__.>-._
          | _.'\\   //     \\___.--'       `--._      `._.'`._.'`._.'
   `._.'  J-._  \\_//_.----'                    `--.__
          J   `-<\Z/                                  `-.__
`._.'     `-(   -//`-.                                     _>`._.'`._.'
            `'(/  |  `-._                          ___.--'   |
              -' /._     `-._                __.--'        _.'
               `-'  `-._     `-.       __.--'         _.--'
                        `-._    `-._.-'          _.--'     `._.'
                            `-.    |        _.--'
       `._.'`._.'              `.  |)`.__.-'
                                 `-'



--

Chatquizmap

      _.--<START]               _.--._
     (_)                       (_)  (_)
    _/                   Guided  \_   \_
   (_)                     Tour  (_)  (_)
    | Quiz                        |    |
   (_)                           (_)  (_)
    |           bonus  practice  /     |
   (_)           quiz   mode   _/     (_)
     \_             \    /    (_)    _/
     (_)  _    _     \  /    .'  _  (_)
       `-(_)--(_)-->[pass]--' <-(_)-'
                      |
                      V
                  .-------.
                 [ C H A T ]
VK                `-------'



--

Monitor and mouse with "VK" painted on them

.----------------.
|                 `-.____
|                        |
|   \\// ||//            |
|    \/  ||\\            |
|                        |
|  is the best!          |
|                    ____|
|_________________.-'
     __)___(___
    (__________)


      ||
      ||
 _--__--__--_
| []  []  [] |
| []  []  [] |
|            |
| \\// ||//  |
|  \/  ||\\  |
|            |
|            |
|            |
J   <>Sun    F
 \          /
  `-.____.-'


--

Hat in the wind


  _       \/> -. /     _____
_|_|_ .-'  \    /\> `-. |_|


--

Bottle shaped like a cat

  ===     <--- bottleneck
  | |
  |\-.|   <--- ears
 /.   |
 | o '|   <--- head
 \ t /
  |  |
  |  |
  F  J
  F  J    <--- body
|J    L
|J    L
|| || |
|| || |
 `-'`-'   <--- paws
^
|
`--- tail


   ________
  (________)
   |      |
   |      |
   |      |
   |      |
   |      `.___
   |\          `/|
   | \         / |
   |  \_..-.._/  |
   | _..---.._   |
   | |  __ __  | |
   | | |o_Y_o| | |
   | |  (___)  | |
    \| .#####. |/
    || # ___ # ||
    |'.#     #.'|
    |  '#####'  J
    F           J
    F            L
    F            L
   J             L
   J             |
   J             |
   |             J
   |             J
   F             J
   F              L
   F              L
   F              L
  J     |    |    |
 /J     |    |    |
 ||     |    |    J
 ||     |    |    J
 ||     |    |     L
 ||     |    |     L
 ||     |    |     L
 ||     |    |     |
 ||     |    |     |
 ||     |    |     |
 \|     |    |     |  VK/dp
   \   /.----.\   /
    `-'        `-'

--

an axe:

 _.-.
[><  )
 ||-'
 ||
 ||
 ||
 ||



--

Hands
^^^^^

--------------------------------------------------------

Rock
      _______
  ---'   ____)
        (_____)
        (_____)
VK      (____)
  ---.__(___)


Paper
      _______
  ---'   ____)____
            ______)
            _______)
VK         _______)
  ---.__________)

Scissors
      _______
  ---'   ____)____
            ______)
         __________)
VK      (____)
  ---.__(___)


--------------------------------------------------------

--

Open hand
      __________
  ---'     _____)_
            ______)
            _______)
VK       __________)
  ---._______)    
             
      _______
  ---'   ____)____
            ______)
            _______)
VK         _______)
  ---.__________)


    __________      
  _(_____     `---  
 (______          VK
(_______            
(__________         
      (_______.---  

       _______      
  ____(____   `---  
 (______          VK
(_______            
 (_______           
   (__________.---  


      .-.                     .-.      
    .-| |-.                 .-| |-.    
    | | | |                 | | | |    
  .-| | | |                 | | | |-.  
  | | | | |                 | | | | |  
  | | | | |-.             .-| | | | |  
  | '     | |             | |     ` |  
  |       | |             | |       |  
  |         |             |         |  
  \         /             \         /  
   |       |    VK         |       |   
   |       |               |       |   
                                       
   |       |   VK          |       |   
   |       |               |       |   
  /         \             /         \  
  |         |             |         |  
  |       | |             | |       |  
  | .     | |             | |     , |  
  | | | | |-'             `-| | | | |  
  | | | | |                 | | | | |  
  `-| | | |                 | | | |-'  
    | | | |                 | | | |    
    `-| |-'                 `-| |-'    
      `-'                     `-'      

--------------------------------------------------------

--

One finger

         _                       _              
        / )                     / )             
      .' /                    .' /              
  ---'  (____             ---'  (____           
            _)                   ((__)          
            __)               ._ ((___)         
           __)                 -'((__)          
  ---.______)   VK        ---.___((_)           
                                                
                                                
    .-.                     .-.                 
    |U|                     | |                 
    | |                     | |                 
    | |-._                  | |-._              
    | | | |-.               |_| | |-.           
   /|     ` |              / )|_|_|_|           
  | |       |             | | `-^-^-'           
  |         |             |     ||  |           
  \         /             \     '   /           
   |       |     VK        |       |            
   |       |               |       |            

                                                   
      _____                    _____      
  ---'   __\______      ______/__   `---  
            ______)    (______               
            __)            (__            
           __)              (__           
  ---.______)     VK         (______.---  


      _____                     _____      
  ---'   _ \______       ______/ _   `---  
          `-`_____)     (_____'-'          
      ._ ((___)             (___)) _.       
       -'((__)               (__))`-        
  ---.___((_)     VK          (_))___.---      


      .-.                     .-.               
      |U|                     | |               
      | |                     | |               
      | |                     | |               
     _| |_                   _| |_              
    | | | |-.               | |_| |-.           
   /|     ` |              / )| |_|_|           
  | |       |             | |-' `-^-'           
  |         |             |     ||  |           
  \         /             \     '   /           
   |       |               |       |            
   |       |   VK          |       |            
                                                
                                                
          .-.                     .-.
          |U|                     | |
     _.-._| |                _.-._| |           
    | | | | |               | | | | |           
   /|     ` |              / )|_|_|-|           
  | |       |             | |-^-^-' |           
  |         |             |     ||  |           
  \         /             \     '   /           
   |       |               |       |            
   |       |      VK       |       |            

--------------------------------------------------------

--

Two fingers



      .-.                     .-.
    .-|U|                   .-| |               
    |U| |                   | | |               
    | | |                   | | |               
    | | |_                  | | |_              
    | | | |-.               |_|_| |-.           
   /|     ` |              / )  |_|_|           
  | |       |             | |   `-^-'           
  |         |             |     ||  |           
  \         /             \     '   /           
   |       |               |       |            
   |       |     VK        |       |
           
                                          

           _                       _
  _       /<)             _       /<)          
 (>\     / /             (>\     / /
  \ \   / /               \ \   / /               
   \ \ / /                 \ \ / /             
    \ V / Y-.               \_V_/ Y-.
   /|     ` |              / )  |_|_|           
  | |       |             | |   `-^-'           
  |         |             |     ||  |           
  \         /             \     '   /           
   |       |               |       |            
   |       |     VK        |       |
           

             
    .-.                     .-.                 
    |U|                     | |                 
    | |   .-.               | |   .-.           
    | |-._|U|               | |-._| |           
    | | | | |               |_| | | |           
   /|     ` |              / )|_|_|-|           
  | |       |             | | `-^-^ |           
  |         |             |     ||  |           
  \         /             \     '   /           
   |       |               |       |            
   |       |     VK        |       |            

                                           

--------------------------------------------------------

--

Three fingers



      .-.                     .-.
    .-|U|-.                 .-| |-.             
    |U| |U|                 | | | |             
    | | | |                 | | | |             
    | | | |                 | | | |             
    | | | |-.               |_|_|_|-.           
   /|     ` |              / )    |_|           
  | |       |             | |     `-'           
  |         |             |     ||  |           
  \         /             \     '   /           
   |       |               |       |            
   |       |     VK        |       |

          _ _
       .-/ / )
VK     |/ / /
       /.' /
      // .---.
     /   .--._\ 
    /    `--' /
   /     .---'
  /    .'
      /


--------------------------------------------------------

--

Four fingers


      .-.            .-.      
    .-|U|-.        .-| |-.    
    |U| |U|        | | | |    
    | | | |-.      | | | |-.  
    | | | |U|      | | | | |  
    | | | | |      |_|_|_| |  
   /|     ` |     / )    `-|  
  | |       |    | | `--   |  
  |         |    |     ||  |  
  \         /    \     '   /  
   |       |      |       |   
   |       | VK   |       |   



   _              _          
  (>\       _    (>\       _ 
 (>\ \     /<)  (>\ \     /<)
  \ \ \   / /    \ \ \   / / 
   \ \ \ / /<)    \ \ \ / /<)
    \ \ V / /      \_\_V_/ /
   /| '   ` |     / )    `-|  
  | |       |    | | `--   |  
  |         |    |     ||  |  
  \         /    \     '   /  
   |       |      |       |   
   |       | VK   |       |   

           

--------------------------------------------------------

--

Fist


     _.-._                   _.-._              
    | | | |-.               | | | |-.           
   /|     ` |              / )|_|_|_|           
  | |       |             | |-^-^-^-'           
  |         |             |     ||  |           
  \         /             \     '   /           
   |       |               |       |            
   |       |   VK          |       |            


   |       |    VK         |       |            
  /         \             /   \ .   \           
  |         |             |  _ _|_ _|           
  | |       |             | |-V-V-V-\           
   \|     , |              \ )| | | |           
    |_| |_|-'               |_| |_|-'           
      `-'                     `-'      
                                                   
      _____                    _____      
  ---'   __\_                _/__   `---  
            _)              (_               
            __)            (__            
           __)              (__           
  ---.______)    VK          (______.---  


      _____                     _____      
  ---'   _ \_                 _/ _   `---  
         (`-`)               ('-')         
      ._ ((___)             (___)) _.       
       -'((__)               (__))`-        
  ---.___((_)    VK           (_))___.---      


--------------------------------------------------------

--

Other

                                           
                                           
        .-.                     .-.          
        |U|    _                | |    _   
    _   | |   /<)           _   | |   / )  
   (>\  | |  / /           ( \  | |  / /   
    \ \ | | / / .-.         \ \ | | / / .-.
     \ \| |/ /.'`.'          \ \| |/ /.' .'
      \     `' .'             \     `' .'  
.---. |       /         .---. | `--   /    
`--. `'       |         `--. `'   ||  |    
    \         /             \     '   /    
     |       |               |       |     
     |       |    VK         |       |     


========================================================


--

The art of patching Jeans

First a little demonstration by llizard:


                  \       *
                   \      |
                    \     |
               ------%.  /
                      > /
 VK              *----->
                       >
                      >
                  ___>__
    _____________/  /   |____________
   |        _______/_______          |
`--|-------[____patch______]---------|---'
   |_______________|_________________|

jeans:
      ___
     [___]
    /  J  \
    |     |
    |  |  |
    |  |  |
    |  |  |
    |  |  |
    |__|__|

broken:
      ___
     [___]
    /  J  \
    |     |
    | o|o |
    |  |  |
    |  |  |
    |  |  |
    |__|__|

cut off legs:

      ___
     [___]
    /  J  \
    |     |
    | o|o |
    |  |  |
    |__|__|

use cut-off bits as patches:

      ___
     [___]
    /  J  \
    |     |
    | /|\ |
    | ||| |
    |_|||_|

add something else instead of what was taken away:
      ___
     [___]
    /  J  \
    |     |
    | /|\ |
    | ||| |
    |_|||_|
    |MM|MM|
VK  |MM|MM|




--

Three breasted fat lady

      |||||||||
      ( .   . )
       \  =  /
 .------'   `------.
/ ( o ) ( o ) ( o ) \
\  )      .      (  /
 '(       v       )`
   \     / \     /
   (    )  (    )
VK /____\  /____\


--

pancake:
                     (
                         )
                   (         (
                     _.----._
                  .-'  \ \   `-.
     |___________(< `       \ ' )
                  `-._ , ,  _.-'
VK                    `----'



--

70's VK

        .|||||.
       |||||||||
      || .   . ||
      ||   ^   ||
     |||\  =  /|||
     |||||`-'|||||
     |.--'\ /`--.|
     / | \ X / | \
    /  |  V!V  |  \
VK /  /(   |   )\  \


--

Small naked people

   _      @@@      _      {{}
  (")    @(")@    (")    {(")}
  _H_     _H_     _H_     _H_
 /. .\   /C D\   /. .\   /C D\
 \|.|\\ /').(`\ //|.|\\ /').(/
  |U| `' ( v ) `' |U| `' ( v )
  |||     \|/     |||     \|/
  |||     (|)     |||     (|)
  '-`     '-`     '-`     '-`

   _     @@@     _     {{}
  (")   @(")@   (")   {(")}
 /| |\  /C D\  /| |\  /C D\
' |u| `' (v) `' |u| `' (v) `
  |||    (|)    |||    (|)


   o  o  o  o
  /V\/P\/V\/P\
  /`\/ \/`\/ \



  O  ~O   O  ~O 
 /V\ /P\ /V\ /P\
' |\"/_\" |\"/_\`
 / | / | / | / |



--


[Somebody posted a request for design ideas for a urinal.]



        <\           />
         \\   .-.   //
 VK       \\_/___\_//
        .-/\\     //\-.
       ( /  )`-.-'(  \ )
   _____Y_.'       `._Y______


two next to each other:


        <\           />      ||     <\           />
         \\   .-.   //       ||      \\   .-.   //
          \\_/___\_//        ||       \\_/___\_//
  VK    .-/\\     //\-.      ||     .-/\\     //\-.
       ( /  )`-.-'(  \ )     ||    ( /  )`-.-'(  \ )
   _____Y_.'       `._Y______||_____Y_.'       `._Y______


or "back to back":


        <\           />
         \\   .-.   //
          \\_/___\_//
        .-/\\     //\-. 
       ( /  )`-.-'(  \ )
   _____Y_.'       `._Y______
   -----.-.         .-.------
        J  \       /  F
 VK    ( \  ).-"-.(  / )
        `-\//_____\\/-'
          // \   / \\
         //   `-'   \\
        </           \>


Or, for even more privacy, place some cupoards in a strategic place:

        ___         ___
       |   |       |   |
       |__ |  .-.  | __|
          \\_/___\_//
 VK     .-/\\     //\-.
       ( /  )`-.-'(  \ )
   _____Y_.'       `._Y______

They don't have to be square:

       .--.         .--.
      /    )       (    \
      \___(   .-.   )___/
          \\_/___\_//
        .-/\\     //\-. 
  .-.  ( /  )`-.-'(  \ )   .-.
 |   \__Y_.'       `._Y___/   |
 \   /--.-.         .-.---\   /
  `-'   J  \       /  F    `-'
       ( \  ).-"-.(  / )
 VK     `-\//_____\\/-'
       ___// \   / \\___
      /   (   `-'   )   \
      \    )       (    /
       `--'         `--'

    [I think I'll go to alt.ascii-art next
      and post this one as "a snowflake"]


The image in my head:

                   []-.              .-[]
            [`--.__||  `-.        .-'  ||__.--']
            |      ||     `-.__.-'     ||      |
            |      ||                  ||      |
            |      ||                  ||      |
            |      ||                  ||      |
            |      ||                  || __   |
            |      ||                  ||(_ \  |
            |      ||                  ||/") ) |
            |      ||                  ||} ''  |
            |      ||                  ||/  }  |
            |      ||                  ||    } |
            |      ||                  || /  } |
            |      ||                  ||/   } |
            |      ||                  ||    } |
            |      ||    .========.    ||    } |
            |      ||    |  _()_  |    ||____] |
            |      ||    | /____\ |    ||  ) ) |
            |      ||    |((    ))|    || / |  |
            |      ||    | \`--'/ |    |||  |  |
            |      ||    |  `--'  |    |||  |  |
            |      ||    |   ||   |    |||  |  |
            |      ||    |   ||   |    |||  |  |
            |      ||    |   ||   |    |||  |  |
  VK        |__.---||   _|   ||   |_   |||__|__|
            [__.---||.-'_|---||---|_`-.||+__)__]
                   [].-'            `-.[]'


From the side:

             _________________
            [_______________| |
            |               | |
            |               | |
            |               | |
            |               | |
            |               | |
            |               | |
            |               | |
            |               | |
            |               | |
            |               | |
            |               | |
            |               | |
            |              /| |
            |        .====' <----- this bit here is a
            |       (|      | |    shelf which one can
            |     _/ |      | |    put a bag on.
            |    (   |      | |
            |     \  |      | |
            |      `-|     <------ (one might be able
            |       ||      | |     to use this space
            |       ||      | |     as a cupoard?)
            |       ||      | |
  VK        |_______||      | |
            [_______||______|_|



[Of course, somebody probably already did something like this]

   ^
   |
   `--- That's what I wrote then. Since then I have found this!


--

Troll under bridge

                         (
                     _.--/\__,----._
                  _.'_.-----------._`._
                .'_.'|_.---------._|`._`.
        )      /.'|.-' /-'`-'`-'`\ `-.|`.\    (           (
     __/\      /|.'   /-'`-'`-'`-'\   `.|\    /\__        /\__
----'|| `------|/-.  /-'`-'`-'`-'`-\  .'\|----' ||`-------' ||`-
---------------'   \/-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`\/   `----------------------
                   /-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'\     %%%%-.  ZZZ
                  /-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-\   (%u u%\`.
                 /-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`\ //_% c%/%/
                /-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'\`._%\.%`<
               /-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-\    |%.%)_.
              /-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`\   (%%6%%%\
             /-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'\   \%\-'(%\
            /-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-\   (%\  '--,
  VK       /-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`\   '--,
          /-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'\
         /-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-\



--

Viking ship

  |>
========
  \  \  \
L  L  L  L    -'`_
|  |  |  |    >(o_(
F  F  F  F    >LJ
  /  /  /    >/ |
o)(o)(o)(o)--'  F
               /
             .'
__________.-'



--

obascii: What I should be doing right now

----------------------------------------------------------
UUUUUUUUU| HHHHHHHHHH    |            |AAAAAAAA     |UUUU
UUUUUU C |HHHHHHHHHHHHH  | LLLL       |AAAAAAAAAAA  |UUUUU
UUUUU /\_________ HHHHHH |LLLLLLLLLL  |AAAAAAAAAAAAA|UUUUU
==== /    |######| =======================================
QQQQ |\   |#####/  PPPPP |   UU       |   IIIIIIIL  |   TT
QQQ / |   |<_____ PPPPPP | UUUUUUUU   | IIIIIIILLLLL| TTTT
=== ` `   o      o =======================================