I (Veronica Karlsson, VK, vk@ludd.luth.se) made these pictures:
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[A shaded fork]
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(___________
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(______________________.-' VK
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[three cornered hat]
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.-'____`-.__ /.---`-.
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.'.' ____.-'---------.__ `-. `.`.
.'.' _.-'_.---'""""""""`---.`---.| `.`.
VK .'.' .-' .-' `-._`-. `.\
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/ // / || || `-.`. \\
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(_// __>--'
`---.___ _____.---'
`---.____________.----------------'
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llizard:
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`-------------------------------------------------'
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| | | | VK
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["No electricity? No problem!"; old water pump, outhouse, old stove]
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| | ____ ________ |` |
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| & | ____ ________ | ______
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| | |@=- | |@=- | ||_ _O|
| | | | | | ||L)O( )|
VK | | |____| |________| ||o(>O<)|
__|___|___________________||______|___
with saucepan:
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| | ____ ________ |` |
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|=@ | |____| |________| | `
| & | ____ ________ | ______
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| | |@=- | |@=- | ||_ _O|
| | | | | | ||L)O( )|
VK | | |____| |________| ||o(>O<)|
__|___|___________________||______|___
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[miniature mermaid]
Wesley Clifford wrote:
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> `--oo-,
> / / |
> >\_/L/ '
> `--'
>
. ~~ }
`--o(
_/._P\__
|\_.' L/
/.-._.-'
VK
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[I started on a Tolkien theme, but never got further than the first picture]
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| |/ \\ / .'.' \ \( _.'`./.'.__.'_._'J |'
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( |.'`-'\)\ '`..)-' /-._ .'( ' /-| L
/`. ``.__.' | | `./ `-'_\ `.J |
| `o/\ `-._ | / | ( '' ' )| /\\|
| ._ \`---`` | | \_. .' \`-' / `_.
|_______\ | .--.'``\--. )_ / \_.'|-'
VK |______.-\ / || | `-.`\.-'' |
.' _/ // \_.) .' __\| |_.--'| __.-L
( .' |/ (/| / |'--.-\_.-' L--' _|_.
/ / \'| /\ ( _. \\) | _|_.--'
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"Mountains" (Fuck OE5!)
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// ^^^^`-.______ / `-'__.-' ^^^^^^^^ ^^^// ^^^`-.__.-'^^^// // // ^^^^^^ // ^^^^^ //
// ^^^ ^^// //`-._.-'// ^^^ // ^ // ^^// ^^// // ^^^^^^ //// // ^^^^ ^^ ^^
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// // ^// ^^// // // // ^^^ // ^ // // ^^^^ // ^// // ^^^^ ^^^^^^ ^^^
// ^^^^^ ^^^ // // ^^^ // // // ^^^^ // //// ^^^^ // ^^^ // ^^^^^^ VK
[When I posted this one to the group nobody got the joke. If you post it
to a newsgroup and read it with OE5 all the // bits will be replace by
a blue file:// and if you make the window wide enough for it not to wrap
the blue text will form the words "fuck OE5".]
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...and if the line slopes the other way use L instead of F.
Henry Segerman
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[As usual, when somebody posts an ascii cake, I had to take a bite.]
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[My contribution to Martin Atkins' advent calendar 1999]
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|_| |_||_\___| \___|_||_|_| |_/__/\__|_|_|_\__,_/__/ |___/ .__/_|_| |_|\__|
|_| in practice
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|_| |_||_\___| \___|_||_|_| |_/__/\__|_|_|_\__,_/__/ |___/ .__/_|_| |_|\__|
|_| in practice
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[Americans are OK, I guess, but sometimes certain specimens get too annoying.]
The Adventures of Americaman
,,,,,, .-----------------------.
|@ @| ( HIYA! I'M AMERICAMAN! )
| () | /'-----------------------'
`(//\\)'
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/ / /\ \ \
( ( /--\ ) )
\_\____/_/
)_\\//_(
( () )
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(___._)(_.___)
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,,,,,, ( I EAT MY BURGERS EVERY DAY, JUST LIKE MY )
|u u| /'---. OLD MOTHER TOLD ME, SO I GROW UP .-'
|_ () _| .--. `-. TO BE BIG AND STRONG! ____.-'
(///.\\) {_}__} `._____________________.-'
`. .' (__//
)( //
.-/ \----'/
/ / /\ \% /
( ( /--\ \-'
\_\______)
)_\\/%.'
( () )
.-._\||/_.-.
(___._)(_.___)
HAVING SUPERPOWERS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME!!!
IT MAKES ME BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE!!!1!
I CAN FLY:
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_____\_\_(_.__\_\______\_\_(_.__\_\______\_\_<,-._\_\______\_\_(_.__\_\___
.----------------------------------------.___
,,,,,, / I CAN HEAR AN ELECTRON POP ON THE OTHER `.
| @| | SIDE OF THE WORLD [ed.'s note: Canada] )
| |) /'---------------------------------------------'
| (//|` .-------.
\ _/ __.--/______ /|
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,,,,,, ( AS AN AMERICAN I BRING MODERN TECHNOLOGY TO THE )
|@ @| /'---. POOR PEOPLE IN THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!2! /
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___\|/___________________________________(___._)(_.___)__________\_(v)_|/_)__
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[An attempt at learning-by-copying.]
Fake b'ger, by VK
.-.,---`)
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)' \C "\"
) =_/
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Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah ha ha ha!!!
:D
Nice try. I think b'ger would have done something
more like the following though.
.-.,---`)
( (( ` _ (
)/ \C "\"
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joris
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[IIRC, this spiral staircase picture started out as a diddle of a picture
by somebody else]
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________________________|_________|____________________
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TooShy wrote:
> <snip>
>
> [END]
That's the second declaration of "The End" I see from you today. Are you
a sausage? :-D
ObASCII:
.-. .-.
( \ ___________ / )
\ `-./_____________\.-' / <--- (Yummy two-ended meal)
`. .----------------. .'
`-/ \'
| |
`.______________.'
VK
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a diddle
.--, ,--.
l_/ \ ___________ / \_J
\ `-./_____________\.-' / <--- (chew on this one)
`. .----------------. .'
`-/ \'
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`.______________.'
Krogg
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( \ ____(_)____ / )
\ `-./_____________\.-' / <--- (Wagnerian helmet)
`. .----------------. .'
`-/ \'
| |
`.______________.'
llizard
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[A guy who has dropped his trousers in public. This is a reply to a request
in alt.ascii-art.]
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(--' _.-)
>_`-\_`->
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(__/ \__) b'ger/VK
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[a horse]
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Nathan/VK
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JON wrote:
>
> i thought this one was pretty obvious, i sent it to all my friends...okay
> three people and only one got it.
>
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It's a cat.
Larger version:
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VK
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The Beatles (based on http://home.dntis.ro/~fce96/marius/images/beatles.gif)
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[An unusally successful ping-pong doodle]
I thought I'd try some ASCII art:
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It's a grave stone. What do you think? It's my first proper attempt.
Tom
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I think it's a door:
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But it appears to be locked. Maybe you can open it for me?
VK
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There you go. It also has a new door handle.
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*a creaking noise is heard as the door swings open*
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VK
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*it appears to be a very strange looking frightened person, with weird
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[Some people don't even know what the pictures they've made are and need to
have this clarified.]
Florian Klück wrote:
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bill wrote:
> ... now for my
> request I need a little pix of a person being pulled off with a rope
> around the persons neck...hehehe
"a little pix"? As in, a stick-man picture? Hmmm... and "pulled off"
generates two different images in my head...
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Tyler Rivera wrote:
> ... So I was wondering if
> someone could make me a drawing or pic of someone typing on a computer.
>
Tonight is stick-man night! :-D
*tippeti*tappeti*
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[Sig sized phones]
Jenn wrote:
> "Veronica Karlsson" wrote:
> > Are you sure it's not the other way around? I always thought it was the
> > square peg that goes in the circular hole (at least, that's what ascii
> > art is like sometimes, but if you just keep pushing...). :-)
>
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[My contribution to a thread called "My phone". Yes, it is that old,
yes, the lid is missing and yes, the corner is broken so one can see the stuff
on the inside!]
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[A story from Tuesday last week]
MaraZ wrote:
>
> 'kay, it's snowing here, so everyone post your snow-type pics (also
> christmas pics are welcome :)
Isn't it just a *little* bit early for Christmas pictures? I mean,
we'll get more than enough of those soon enough anyway...
> ObAscii:
> TT
> W (")/
> |-(:')
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>
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Veronica! Wake up!
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VERONICA!!!
*zzZZZzzZZZzzZZ*
VVEERROONNIICCAA!!!!!!!!!1! I'm late for work and you have to help
me get the car out of the garage!!!
Uh? How can you be late? Don't you have *two* alarm clocks!?
Yeah, well, the bed seemed so warm and comfortable and then I just
sort-of forgot...
*grrrr*
Well, will you help me?
How bad is it?
Bad!
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the car park and had to dig his way out. He then
had to shovel some more snow to free up a space to
put his car in. His clothes are soaked! SS is on his
way here in his car and he can pass by the house
and pick up some clothes for FS.<
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Hi SS! Here are the clothes!
BTW, what's the weather like?
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