I (Veronica Karlsson, VK, vk@ludd.luth.se) made these pictures:
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Not a bunny at all - it's a cat!
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[bathroom plan]
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kattail wrote:
> [Some discussion about walking cats on leases and the merits of figure-8
> harnesses vs H-shaped harnesses.]
>
> The H harnass looks like this:
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> (leash hooks here)
[recommendation to read ascii art FAQ and use monospaced font]
The H harness looks like this:
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< o o o o | (_) | ()----))
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| | <------ Goes on cat's back
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_______________________| |_____"_______________ ____
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< o o o o | (_) | ()----))
\_______________________|_ _ _|_____________________||==='/
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VK || || /
\\___// <------ Leash attaches here
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(I never did manage to get any of our cats to accept it.)
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[The on-line word-book says the English word for this is "spike" or "ear"]
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Little cute bunny by Shimrod
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Little cute bunny meets M.C. Escher fan Veronica Karlsson
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| Chapter II: The Broken Window |
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| LET US BEGIN with the simplest illustration possible: let us, |
| emulating Bastiat, choose a broken pane of glass. |
| |
| A young hoodlum, say, heaves a brick through the window of a baker's |
| shop. The shopkeeper runs out furious, but the boy is gone. A crowd |
| gathers, and begins to stare with quiet satisfaction at the gaping |
| hole in the window and the shattered glass over the bread and pies. |
| After a while the crowd feels the need for philosophic reflection. And |
| several of its members are almost certain to remind each other or the |
| baker that, after all, the misfortune has its bright side. It will |
| make business for some glazier. As they begin to think of this they |
| elaborate upon it. How much does a new plate glass window cost? Two |
| hundred and fifty dollars? That will be quite a sum. After all, if |
| windows were never broken, what would happen to the glass business? |
| Then, of course, the thing is endless. The glazier will have $250 more |
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| Chapter II: The Broken Window |
| |
| LET US BEGIN with the simplest illustration possible: |
| let us, emulating Bastiat, choose a broken pane of |
| glass. |
| |
| A young hoodlum, say, heaves a brick through the |
| window of a baker's shop. The shopkeeper runs out |
| furious, but the boy is gone. A crowd gathers, and |
| begins to stare with quiet satisfaction at the gaping |
| hole in the window and the shattered glass over the |
| bread and pies. After a while the crowd feels the |
| need for philosophic reflection. An several of its |
| members are almost certain to remind each other or |
| the baker that, after all, the misfortune has its |
| bright side. It will make business for some glazier. |
| As they begin to think of this they elaborate upon |
| it. How much does a new plate glass window cost? Two |
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> joris bellenger wrote:
> > Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > > Martin Atkins wrote:
> > > >
> > > > who would want to look at a computer-generated woman anyway?
> > > >
> > > > Bleugh.
> > >
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> > > | ||.v.|| ( Hey! ) uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/ |
> > > | |||\o/||| -'`----' r93-ixa@fz.yhgu.fr |
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> > > `-- '- -` - `-chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ -' -'
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> > Haha Veronica, I was thinking the same thing.
> > :D
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> > uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/r93-ixa@fz.yhgu.fr
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> Her exclamation is also transformed to an appropriate 'net term.
Very appropriate! :-)
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David Yehudah wrote:
> PS The remaining critters are in high spirits. Nothing can
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