I (Veronica Karlsson, VK, vk@ludd.luth.se) made these pictures:




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[My current sig (2004)]

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 _\/___ \_(  \_\__/||_|  \_\\_\__/_/ |_|   |_||_| \_\__/|(_(  \_\
|____ A S C I I  A R T  C H A T  http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|


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 _\/___ \_(  \_\__/||_|  \_\\_\__/_/ |_|   |_||_| \_\__/|(_(  \_\
|_______ Troll Spokeswoman _____ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|


      __   __   _____   _____    __    _    _____   _____  
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 `..   \ \/ / | |_/|   | |_/ /  |   \ | | | |_/|   | |_/ / 
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[Small nude becomes small IPOS]

Eneuel Leszek Ciszewski wrote:
> 
>          ,,_
>          {'%|=,
>           )<
>          < ,\
>           )( |
>           | )`
>           |(
>           |/  pb
>           ='

         ,,_
         {'%|-----
          )< \  ha
         < ,\ \   ha
         < ( |   ha
         <| )`
         <|(
          |/  pb
          ='

VK

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[Glasses become bra]

Eneuel Leszek Ciszewski wrote:
> 
>       ,            ,
>      / }          / }
>     /            /
>   ,`----. .----'.
>   \     |~|     /
>    "----` `----"   jb
> 

      ,            ,
     / \          / \
    |  |         /  |
    | _|-'"""""`/--.|
  ,`----. .----'.__.)
  \     |~|     _.-'
   "----` `----"   jb

      ,           -,
     //\         //\\
    || ||       || ||
    || ||       || ||
    ||_||'"""""`||-.|
  ,` `-._.--.--' |_.)
 (      \  /        /
  \      `'     _.-'
   "-----'`----"   jb


VK

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[bucking stick horse and stick man]

Jan Foerster wrote:
> core_dump wrote:
> > I bet you 5 ASCII Art bucks that [...]
> 
> Oh where are my 5 Ascii Art bucks? It seems you've lost your bet. ;)


        M
       |o\
   \_c/|`.)
     (/ \_
     />///
`-._/ /
    \-\
    | |
_____\_\_______VK


\\ (
 \\_) c
   \ \)\M
    \v\/o\
     \_/`.)
      \\
______//_______VK


     \c/
      |
 \  __A_
`_\/  L \
  ( .--. \M
   \\  ||\o\
   ||  || `.)
        .
   :
_______._______VK



        M
       |o\
    c/ |`.)
   _/\/ \_
     /^// \
`-._/ /
    \-\
    | |
_____\_\_______VK




\\ (   _\__/c
 \\_)      \
   \ \  M 
    \ \/o\
     \_/`.)
      \\
______//_______VK

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[walk with dog]

Asia Mazur [Asik] wrote:
> 
>             __\,
>             __.|   ,_
>             \_/)\____)
>                /,___ |
>               (/\( >\|

                            |||||
                            ). |||
                            \= |||
                            / /||||
            __\,           /_/ |
            __.| __,_-----''|  )
            \_/)X____)     / .' \
               /,___ |     |_| \/)
              (/\( >\|    '-'  ''         Asik/VK

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[@ symbol guitar logo]

A request in pl.rec.ascii-art

http://www.prmg.art.pl/logo.gif


      _.---._           .-.
    .'.-"""-.`.       .' _|
  .'.'  ___..`.\    .'-.'
 / /  .'---.|  \\                                     .
| /  //    ||  || _________________________________  ()/| .
| |  ||    ||  || `-._____________________________.`.  `'()/| .
| |  ||    ||  ||                                  ||     _`'()/|
| |  | \_./|\./ |                                  || _.-',)   `'
| |   \   |\   / .-"-._                            \`".-' (`._.-'
 \ \   `-'  `-'.' .--._`-.__                        `"     `""'
  \ `.      .-' .'     `._ /
   `. `-..-' .-'          "
     `-.__.-'                                               VK

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[Big viking sig for Bateau. He used this in many newsgroups, for several months,
 annoying people all over the world! One of my most used troll sigs.]


Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> Bateau wrote:
> > Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > >
> > > It's December again, so here's a viking:
> > >
> > >                                 .-'`-.
> > >                                /  | | \
> > >                               /   | |  \
> > >                              |  __|_|___|
> > >                              |'<o> |<o>||
> > >                              |(   _L   ||
> > >                              \|`-'__`-'|'
> > >                               |  `--'  |
> > >                              _|        |-.
> > >                          .-'| |  \     /  `-.
> > >                         /   | |\     .'      `-.
> > >                        /    | | `''''           \
> <snip>
> >
> > Yay my future sig!
> 
> Fine with me, but you should think about who you want to annoy with it.
> 
> http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=3782DF55.2786%40earthling.net&output=gplain

This sounds like a fun project. Lets see...

It's usually a good idea to place the picture to the left. That
way the poster can add text to the right without having to worry
about messing up the alignment of the picture. So, lets turn him
around:


                     .-'`-.
                    / | |  \
                   /  | |   \
                  |___|_|__  |
                  ||<o>| <o>`|
                  ||   J_   )|
                  `|`-'__`-'|/
                   |  `--'  |
                 .-|        |_
              .-'  \     /  | |`-.
           .-'      `.     /| |   \
          /           ````' | |    \
         |_____             | |     L
      .-' ___   `-.         F F  |  |
    .'.-'  |  `-.  `.      J J   /  |
   / /|    |    |`.  \     | |   |/ |
  / / |    |    |  `. `.   F F   |  |
 J /  |    |    |    \  L J J    |  |
 FJ   |    |    |    |L J/ /     |   \
J |() | () | () | () | J L/      |   |
| F   | .-'_ \  |    |  LJ       | /  L
| L   | /    \\ |    |  | L      |    |
| L   ||     ):||    |  | |     /|     L
J |   ||:._.'::||    |  | |----' |     |
J |   |J:::::::||    |  | |    _/\     |
 LJ   | \:::::/ |    |  | |---'\  |    |
 J L  |  `-:-'  |    |  | F  | \  |    J
  LJ()| () | () | () |  F F  |  \  \--._L
  J \ |    |    |    | J J     \    |  |
   \ \|    |    |    | / /    |     |  |
    \ \    |    |    |/ /|     |    | .-'|
     `.`.  |    |   .'.' |     |    |/ /`L
       `.`-.____|.-'.-'  |     |    | <`. \
         `-.______.-'    |    \|    |_`::\ `.
          |  |           |     |    /   \::. \
          |--|           |     _.--|     `::\ `.
          |\\|-.____     |__.-'    |       \::. \
          | >||      `--' J        |        `::\ `.
          |//JJ        |   L       |          \::. \
          |< |J        |   |       (           `::\ `.
          |\\|J        |   /        )            \::. \
          |--|J        |   \       /              `::\ `.
          |  |L `      )   )` `' '|                 \::. \
          |  L \    '  /   / ' |  |                  `::\ |
          F  F J``  -'|    | | |  |                    \:_|
          `-'  | ""   |    J `    |
               |      |     L     |
               |      |     \     |
               J      |      `.   |
                L     F       )`---\
                |    J        /     `.
                J    J       (        `-.
                `-.__/       `---.       `.
                |   J             `.       )
                /   |               `-----'
    VK         /    F
              J    J
              J    |
               `-.-'

Then a nice "BUAF" with the poster's name. The sig he already
uses has a nice "rune" like look to it.


  |\     |\          /|    /|  |\      /|
  | \    | \        //    //   | \     ||  |\
  ||\\   ||\\      //    //    ||\\    ||  ||
  || >>  || \\    / |   <<     || \\   ||  ||
  ||//   ||  ||  //||    \\    ||  ||  ||  ||
  |//    | \ || |/ ||     \\   | \ ||  ||  ||
  |<<    ||\\||    ||      >>  ||\\||  ||  ||
  ||\\   || \ |    ||     //   || \ |  ||  ||
  || >>  ||  ||    ||    //    ||  ||   \\ ||
  ||//   ||  ||    ||   <<     ||  ||    \\||
  | /    |/  ||    |/    \\    |/  ||     \ |
  |/         \|           \|       \|      \|


Put it in the picture:



                     .-'`-.          |\    |\          /|   /| |\     /|
                    / | |  \         | \   | \        //   //  | \    ||  |\
                   /  | |   \        ||\\  ||\\      //   //   ||\\   ||  ||
                  |___|_|__  |       || >> || \\    / |  <<    || \\  ||  ||
                  ||<o>| <o>`|       ||//  ||  ||  //||   \\   ||  || ||  ||
                  ||   J_   )|       |//   | \ || |/ ||    \\  | \ || ||  ||
                  `|`-'__`-'|/       |<<   ||\\||    ||     >> ||\\|| ||  ||
                   |  `--'  |        ||\\  || \ |    ||    //  || \ | ||  ||
                 .-|        |_       || >> ||  ||    ||   //   ||  ||  \\ ||
              .-'  \     /  | |`-.   ||//  ||  ||    ||  <<    ||  ||   \\||
           .-'      `.     /| |   \  | /   |/  ||    |/   \\   |/  ||    \ |
          /           ````' | |    \ |/        \|          \|      \|     \|
         |_____             | |     L
      .-' ___   `-.         F F  |  |
    .'.-'  |  `-.  `.      J J   /  |
   / /|    |    |`.  \     | |   |/ |
  / / |    |    |  `. `.   F F   |  |
 J /  |    |    |    \  L J J    |  |
 FJ   |    |    |    |L J/ /     |   \
J |() | () | () | () | J L/      |   |
| F   | .-'_ \  |    |  LJ       | /  L
| L   | /    \\ |    |  | L      |    |
| L   ||     ):||    |  | |     /|     L
J |   ||:._.'::||    |  | |----' |     |
J |   |J:::::::||    |  | |    _/\     |
 LJ   | \:::::/ |    |  | |---'\  |    |
 J L  |  `-:-'  |    |  | F  | \  |    J
  LJ()| () | () | () |  F F  |  \  \--._L
  J \ |    |    |    | J J     \    |  |
   \ \|    |    |    | / /    |     |  |
    \ \    |    |    |/ /|     |    | .-'|
     `.`.  |    |   .'.' |     |    |/ /`L
       `.`-.____|.-'.-'  |     |    | <`. \
         `-.______.-'    |    \|    |_`::\ `.
          |  |           |     |    /   \::. \
          |--|           |     _.--|     `::\ `.
          |\\|-.____     |__.-'    |       \::. \
          | >||      `--' J        |        `::\ `.
          |//JJ        |   L       |          \::. \
          |< |J        |   |       (           `::\ `.
          |\\|J        |   /        )            \::. \
          |--|J        |   \       /              `::\ `.
          |  |L `      )   )` `' '|                 \::. \
          |  L \    '  /   / ' |  |                  `::\ |
          F  F J``  -'|    | | |  |                    \:_|
          `-'  | ""   |    J `    |
               |      |     L     |
               |      |     \     |
               J      |      `.   |
                L     F       )`---\
                |    J        /     `.
                J    J       (        `-.
                `-.__/       `---.       `.
                |   J             `.       )
   VK           /   |               `-----'
               /    F
              J    J
              J    |
               `-.-'


This is beginning to look like another viking sig I made a couple
of years ago:


         .-.                                    .-'||
        / _ \                               _.-'   ||
       | ' ) |                             <_______||
        `-' /                   ==========================================        __
         / /  .                .'    .'    .'    .'    .'     .'       .'        / _`.
       .' /  / `.             /                     o ___ _           /         | (@ )
      /  |  |  __\           J  . |> /\ |> \/   |> /_\ | <  /\ |\|   J           \ \'
     /    \ |_/ cc`.         | // |\ \/ |> /    |\ | | | _> \/ | |   |            \ \
    J      .'_    __O        F//                                     F             L L
    |     /\(%)_ ' \         //        <<< boytoys'R us >>>          F             | |
    |    .--.8bo._./\       //   omny≥ anty spamn and sleaz armey    F             | |
    |   /    \88888\8\     //L        bagde #sgt3907hst64ujr         L            /F |
    J  |  _   |88888\8\   // |     teh bad treol veronica gaev       |           /J  |
     L | (_)  |888888\8\\//  J          me theis pectiur             J   .     .' F  F
     J |      |=(%)===\/}X    \     \     \     \     \      \        \  \\  .'  /  J
      L \    /88888888'\   .--->.  .---.   .---.   .---.   .---.   .---.._>-'  .'   F
       \|`--'888888888  \ /  _  \=/  _  \=/  _  \=/  _  \=/  _  \=/  _  \=__.-'    J
        |.' \      .'`.  `. (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_).'|         F
         `___)x/\x(__/_`.  `-._______________________________________.'/          /
  _______///__/__\___\\\_`-.________________________________________.-'__________/_____________
  #########################################################################################VK##

Lets take that ship and put it in this new sig. First we need
to get Robby out of there, and I think I'll turn this one around
too, and then it needs to be taller to look good with this new,
taller viking...


                                   ||`-.___
                                   ||    _.>
                                   ||_.-'
               ==========================================
                `.:::::::.       `:::::::.       `:::::::.
                  \:::::::.        :::::::.        :::::::\
                   L:::::::         :::::::         :::::::L
                   J::::::::        ::::::::        :::::::J
                    F:::::::        ::::::::        ::::::::L
                    |:::::::        ::::::::        ::::::::|
                    |:::::::        ::::::::        ::::::::|     .---.
                    |:::::::        ::::::::        ::::::::|    /(@  o`.
                    |:::::::        ::::::::        ::::::::|   |    /^^^
     __             |:::::::        ::::::::        ::::::::|    \ . \vvv
   .'_ \            |:::::::        ::::::::        ::::::::|     \ `--'
   (( ) |           |:::::::        ::::::::        ::::::::|      \ `.
    `/ /            |:::::::        ::::::::        ::::::::|       L  \
    / /             |:::::::        ::::::::        ::::::::|       |   \
   J J              |:::::::        ::::::::        ::::::::|       |    L
   | |              |:::::::        ::::::::        ::::::::|       |    |
   | |              |:::::::        ::::::::        ::::::::|       F    |
   | J\             F:::::::        ::::::::        ::::::::F      /     |
   |  L\           J::::::::       .::::::::       .:::::::J      /      F
   J  J `.     .   F:::::::        ::::::::        ::::::::F    .'      J
    L  \  `.  //  /:::::::'      .::::::::'      .::::::::/   .'        F
    J   `.  `//_..---.   .---.   .---.   .---.   .---.   <---<         J
     L    `-//_=/  _  \=/  _  \=/  _  \=/  _  \=/  _  \=/  _  \       /
     J     /|  |  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |  (_)  |     /
      \   / |   \     //\     //\     //\     //\     //\     /    .'
       \ / /     `---//  `---//  `---//  `---//  `---//  `---'   .'
________/_/_________//______//______//______//______//_________.'_________
##VK######################################################################

Now to get it in behind the viking...


                     .-'`-.          |\    |\          /|   /| |\     /|
                    / | |  \         | \   | \        //   //  | \    ||  |\
                   /  | |   \        ||\\  ||\\      //   //   ||\\   ||  ||
                  |___|_|__  |       || >> || \\    / |  <<    || \\  ||  ||
                  ||<o>| <o>`|       ||//  ||  ||  //||   \\   ||  || ||  ||
                  ||   J_   )|       |//   | \ || |/ ||    \\  | \ || ||  ||
                  `|`-'__`-'|/       |<<   ||\\||    ||     >> ||\\|| ||  ||
                   |  `--'  |        ||\\  || \ |    ||    //  || \ | ||  ||
                 .-|        |_       || >> ||  ||    ||   //   ||  ||  \\ ||
              .-'  \     /  | |`-.   ||//  ||  ||    ||  <<    ||  ||   \\||
           .-'      `.     /| |   \  | /   |/  ||    |/   \\   |/  ||    \ |
          /           ````' | |    \ |/        \|          \|      \|     \|
         |_____             | |     L
      .-' ___   `-.         F F  |  |    ||`-.___
    .'.-'  |  `-.  `.      J J   /  |    ||    _.>
   / /|    |    |`.  \     | |   |/ |    ||_.-'
  / / |    |    |  `. `.   F F   |  |==============================
 J /  |    |    |    \  L J J    |  |      `:::::::.       `:::::::.
 FJ   |    |    |    |L J/ /     |   \       :::::::.        :::::::\
J |() | () | () | () | J L/      |   |        :::::::         :::::::L
| F   | .-'_ \  |    |  LJ       | /  L       ::::::::        :::::::J
| L   | /    \\ |    |  | L      |    |       ::::::::        ::::::::L
| L   ||     ):||    |  | |     /|     L      ::::::::        ::::::::|
J |   ||:._.'::||    |  | |----' |     |      ::::::::        ::::::::|     .---.
J |   |J:::::::||    |  | |    _/\     |      ::::::::        ::::::::|    /(@  o`.
 LJ   | \:::::/ |    |  | |---'\  |    |      ::::::::        ::::::::|   |    /^^^
 J L  |  `-:-'  |    |  | F  | \  |    J      ::::::::        ::::::::|    \ . \vvv
  LJ()| () | () | () |  F F  |  \  \--._L     ::::::::        ::::::::|     \ `--'
  J \ |    |    |    | J J     \    |  |      ::::::::        ::::::::|      \ `.
   \ \|    |    |    | / /    |     |  |      ::::::::        ::::::::|       L  \
    \ \    |    |    |/ /|     |    | .-'|    ::::::::        ::::::::|       |   \
     `.`.  |    |   .'.' |     |    |/ /`L    ::::::::        ::::::::|       |    L
     | `.`-.____|.-'.-'  |     |    | <`. \   ::::::::        ::::::::|       |    |
     | | `-.______.-'    |    \|    |_`::\ `. ::::::::        ::::::::|       F    |
     | J\ |  |           |     |    /:  \::. \::::::::        ::::::::F      /     |
     |  L\|--|           |     _.--|::   `::\ `.::::::       .:::::::J      /      F
     J  J |\\|-.____     |__.-'    |:      \::. \::::        ::::::::F    .'      J
      L  \| >||      `--' J        |'      .`::\ `.:'      .::::::::/   .'        F
      J   |//JJ        |   L       |---.   .--\::. \---.   .---.   <---<         J
       L  |< |J        |\=/|       ( _  \=/  _ `::\ `.  \=/  _  \=/  _  \       /
       J  |\\|J        | | /        )_)  |  (_)  \::. \  |  (_)  |  (_)  |     /
        \ |--|J        |//\\       /    //\     //`::\ `./\     //\     /    .'
         \|  |L `      )/  )` `' '|`---//  `---//  `\::. \ `---//  `---'   .'
VK________|  L_\    '  /___/ ' |  |___//______//_____`::\ |___//_________.'_________
          F  F J``  -'|    | | |  |                    \:_|
          `-'  | ""   |    J `    |
               |      |     L     |
               |      |     \     |
               J      |      `.   |
                L     F       )`---\
                |    J        /     `.
                J    J       (        `-.
                `-.__/       `---.       `.
                |   J             `.       )
                /   |               `-----'
               /    F
              J    J
              J    |
               `-.-'

*phew!*

Hmmm... maybe the name would look better on the ground?



                     .-'`-.
                    / | |  \
                   /  | |   \
                  |___|_|__  |
                  ||<o>| <o>`|
                  ||   J_   )|
                  `|`-'__`-'|/
                   |  `--'  |
                 .-|        |_
              .-'  \     /  | |`-.
           .-'      `.     /| |   \
          /           ````' | |    \
         |_____             | |     L
      .-' ___   `-.         F F  |  |    ||`-.___
    .'.-'  |  `-.  `.      J J   /  |    ||    _.>
   / /|    |    |`.  \     | |   |/ |    ||_.-'
  / / |    |    |  `. `.   F F   |  |==============================
 J /  |    |    |    \  L J J    |  |      `:::::::.       `:::::::.
 FJ   |    |    |    |L J/ /     |   \       :::::::.        :::::::\
J |() | () | () | () | J L/      |   |        :::::::         :::::::L
| F   | .-'_ \  |    |  LJ       | /  L       ::::::::        :::::::J
| L   | /    \\ |    |  | L      |    |       ::::::::        ::::::::L
| L   ||     ):||    |  | |     /|     L      ::::::::        ::::::::|
J |   ||:._.'::||    |  | |----' |     |      ::::::::        ::::::::|     .---.
J |   |J:::::::||    |  | |    _/\     |      ::::::::        ::::::::|    /(@  o`.
 LJ   | \:::::/ |    |  | |---'\  |    |      ::::::::        ::::::::|   |    /^^^
 J L  |  `-:-'  |    |  | F  | \  |    J      ::::::::        ::::::::|    \ . \vvv
  LJ()| () | () | () |  F F  |  \  \--._L     ::::::::        ::::::::|     \ `--'
  J \ |    |    |    | J J     \    |  |      ::::::::        ::::::::|      \ `.
   \ \|    |    |    | / /    |     |  |      ::::::::        ::::::::|       L  \
    \ \    |    |    |/ /|     |    | .-'|    ::::::::        ::::::::|       |   \
     `.`.  |    |   .'.' |     |    |/ /`L    ::::::::        ::::::::|       |    L
     | `.`-.____|.-'.-'  |     |    | <`. \   ::::::::        ::::::::|       |    |
     | | `-.______.-'    |    \|    |_`::\ `. ::::::::        ::::::::|       F    |
     | J\ |  |           |     |    /:  \::. \::::::::        ::::::::F      /     |
     |  L\|--|           |     _.--|::   `::\ `.::::::       .:::::::J      /      F
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               `-.-'                         K I N G   O F   T H E   M O N S T E R S


:-)



--------

Bateau wrote:
> Phil wrote:

> > Can you name those movies now?  Or would it be easier to simply say
> > you were lying again?
> 
> Young Einstein and Mr Accident did pretty well. So did the Crocodile
> Dundee ones and Paul Hogan's new one about fake fags. I like those 2
> actors.
>
> --
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>             J     /                         |/        \|          \|      \|     \|
>              `-.-'                          K I N G   O F   T H E   M O N S T E R S



--------

Bateau wrote:
> Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> >Bateau wrote:
> >> "Steve Christianson" wrote:
> >>>X-No-Archive: yes
> >>
> >> Are you some kind of paranoid faggot?
> >
> >Ok, so maybe your response was a bit more reasoned than mine.
> >
> >BTW thank you for changing your sig.
> 
> I didn't do anything to my sig it's still there but it's vibrating at a
> different frequency to you.

*applies filter*

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>                 /                    - - -'  |  >> |   |     |     /   |   |   \  | 
>                     F                        | /   |   |     |   <<    |   |    \ | 
>                    J                         | /       |     |/   \        |     \ |
>                                              |/                    \|             \|
>                `  -                          K I N G   O F   T H E   M O N S T E R S

Yes, still there.


--

[Brawl Hall logo (I have no idea of what "Brawl Hall" is!)]

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--

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| |   |       |          | `.           .'  |   |   \     | |   |  \    \  |
| |___|       |__________|   `-._____.-'    |___|    \____| |___|   \____\ |
|__________________________________________________________________________|


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--

[Tove]

  _______  _____  _    __  ____
 (__  ___)/ ___ \| |  / / / ___)
   / /   / /  / /| | / / / /_
  / /   / /  / / | |/ / / ___)
 / /____\ \_/ /__|   /_/ /___
(____________________________)

--

Invention: eye drop thingy

    .------.        .-- to avoid nasty motion towards eye.
    |      |        v
    |      |] <-- sideways-pointing button that
    |      |      causes one drop to fall from
    |      |      bottle into eye.
    |      |
     \    / <-- bottle of eyedrops
VK    \  /
      |  |
      /\/\   .-- little plastic hook thingies that
     /.--.\ /    grab eyelids and hold them apart
    //\  /\\
  `-'  \/  `-' <- eyelid
        ^-- eye

--

   Subject: White particles
      Date: Mon, 13 Sep 2004 06:40:49 +0200
      From: Veronica Karlsson <veronica.karlsson@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.ascii-art


are falling from the sky. The grass changes colour while I watch.

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* * * * *  I want my summer back! * * * * * * * * * * * *
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 * '(`._.')` * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* *  \ | /  * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
 VK  ( | ) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
''''''- -`'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
|            LuleŚ 13 SEPTEMBER 2004!!!                 |
`-------------------------------------------------------'

--

brojek with bunny slippers

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--

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--

squirrel

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( \ ( >o
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--

[glance left, glance right]

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--

"Help the mouse find the cheese!"
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--

[small cat]

    /| 
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--

[flower]

         ,
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--

[peeing dog]

                |\
        /    /\/o\_
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___:____\__\__\__________________VK

--

[numbers, BUAF]

     ___   __        ___       ____  __   __   __
,|  /   \ /  \ |  | |      /  /   / /  \ /  \ /  \
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 |   .'      \    |    \ /  \   /   /  \   /  |  |
_|_ /___/ \__/    | \__/ \__/  /    \__/  /   \__/

--

[dangerous male-male power cord]

      ___                                        ___
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(____|      \__                            __/      |____)
     |         |--------- - - - ----------|         |
 ____|       __|--------- - - - ----------|__       |____
(____|      /                                \      |____)
     |___.-'      VK                          `-.___|

--

fences

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