mimus wrote:
> metro-golden-meower wrote:
> > mimus wrote:
> > > On 29 Mar 2009, metro-golden-meower wrote:
> > > >
> > > > what ones are mad hatter worthy of nomination for this month?
> > > >
> > > > would the barbara woodhouse be a good one? concidering the flonk has
> > > > all been working on his training and even the newbies are kicking
> > > > his arse.
> > > >
> > > > i would like to nominate the spankard for the palmjob paddle.
> > >
> > > Is there a "Global Village Pump" award?
> >
> > what criteria would be involved in this award?
> 
> Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap.
> 
> More than pwned.  A public utility.  Socialized.




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