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Bob Larter wrote:
> Why is the dog pregnant?

The dog is not pregnant. That's a beer belly.


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                 | |   | |   \____/|   | |     | |
                 | |   | |             | |     | |
                /  |  /  |            /  |     |  \
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Snuhwolf "beer label" sig?

            _____________________________________________________________
           |  _________________________________________________________  |
           | |                                                         | |
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           | |                                 (        `.             | |
           | |          .----.                  `--._    \             | |
           | |         @ @ \  \                      `.   |            | |
           | |   oo---'     |  |                       \  |            | |
           | |  (           \__/`-.____________________|  |__          | |
           | |   VvvV-.                                |     `-.       | |
           | |      ~~~)                    |      |   |    *   \      | |
           | |   AvvA-'          |.----.    |      |   |         |     | |
           | |    `-------.______|  ___|  __\      |___| .-'"`-. |     | |
           | |                   | |   | |   \____/|   | |     | |     | |
           | |                   | |   | |             | |     | |     | |
           | |                  /  |  /  |            /  |     |  \    | |
           | |                 (__/  (__/            (__/       \__)   | |
           | |                                                         | |
           | |       -_-/              ,,                 ,,   /\      | |
           | |      (_ /               ||    ;            ||  ||       | |
           | |     (_ --_  \\/\\ \\ \\ ||/\\ \\/\/\  /'\\ || =||=      | |
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           | |     (_-_-   \\ \\ \\/\\ \\ |/ \\/\\/ \\,/  \\  \\,      | |
           | |                           _/                            | |
           | |                                                         | |
           | |                  The Finest Quality UPA                 | |
           | |                       Since 1999                        | |
           | |_________________________________________________________| |
           |_____________________________________________________________|


with fart:

            _____________________________________________________________
           |  _________________________________________________________  |
           | |                                                         | |
           | |                                  .-'""`-.       .-""-.  | |
           | |                                 (        `.    /      \ | |
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           | |                   | |   | |             | |     | |     | |
           | |                  /  |  /  |            /  |     |  \    | |
           | |                 (__/  (__/            (__/       \__)   | |
           | |                                                         | |
           | |       -_-/              ,,                 ,,   /\      | |
           | |      (_ /               ||    ;            ||  ||       | |
           | |     (_ --_  \\/\\ \\ \\ ||/\\ \\/\/\  /'\\ || =||=      | |
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           | |     (_-_-   \\ \\ \\/\\ \\ |/ \\/\\/ \\,/  \\  \\,      | |
           | |                           _/                            | |
           | |                                                         | |
           | |                  The Finest Quality UPA                 | |
           | |                       Since 1999                        | |
           | |_________________________________________________________| |
           |_____________________________________________________________|





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