------------------------------------------------------------ | _ _ | | ' )_ _ ' ) Mike Wixson | | / ) ) / / / wixson@infonode.ingr.com | | / / / / / / Intergraph 730-1306 | | / / / * (__(__/ * "Life's a bitch and then | | you d Memory fault(coredump) $ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- /|\ / \ ' ' ' '' / | \ ' ______________________________ ' ' ' / \ ' | You are now leaving the | / | \ ' ' | state of southern CALIFORNIA | ' / \ | Please buckle up. Thank | / | \ ' | you for visiting. | . ' / \ ' | | ' / | \ | TSMITH@CERRITOS.EDU | ' ' / \ ' '| ____________________________ | / | \ ' || ' || ' ' / \ || ' || ' ' / | \ || || ' . / \ . . '' / | \ ' %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Mike Jittlov - Wizard, etc . . + * .o o.* `.`. +. Hollywood, CA 90026-2714 ' * . 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Pat Schroeder (D) Colo. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% (*************************************************************************) (** Chris Unger Kutztown University **) (** unge1845@acad.csv.kutztown.edu Computer Services **) (** grimhac@sanjuan.santafe.edu (215)-683-4152 **) (** **) (** Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars I thought **) (** 'Where the hell is the ceiling?' **) (*************************************************************************) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% John Kochmar | Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human kochmar@sei.cmu.edu | brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250 SEI Computing Facilities | -Harper's Index, October 1989 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Di Francis Even evil people sometimes Ball State University get up in the middle of the night 01d0francis@bsuvc.bsu.edu to eat chocolate chip cookies. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Richard O. Rouse III ror1@kimbark.uchicago.edu "In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had bortherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? The cukoo clock." - Orson Welles as Harry Lime in _The_Third_Man_ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% A BOZO! * I NOT AM AM NOT ******** ********** I ******** *********** A Andrew Bulhak, Kibologian ******** **** **** and bozonomer ******** **** **** B * ******** **** **** O acb@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au ******** **** **** Z ! ****** ********** O O ****** ********** ! Z ****** **** **** O **** **** **** * B **** **** **** **** **** I A **** *********** **** ********** A TO M N MA TON I * !OZOB A %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ** "Products such as 'I Can't Believe Its Not Butter' and 'I Can't ** ** Believe Its a Girdle' display the state of denial in this society." ** ** ** **** doogie@nevada.edu ************ -Marco Westerweel, Phd ** %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% | Alan Ezust ezust@{binkley.}cs.mcgill.ca Montreal, Quebec, Canada | |------------- McGill University School of Computer Science ----------------| Aibohphobia: n. Fear of Palindromes %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ---hman@[paola][maya][claudia][chiara].dei.unipd.it - Don't let the SUN go down on me {George Michael} - Hi Mom. I know nobody reads manuals and FaQs, but I knew _you_ would. I worked really hard on this manual, and...Mom...wake up Mom.... %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% pck@acsu.buffalo.edu / "Our days are like grass..." - Psalms 103:51 Your eyes are weary from staring at the CRT. You feel sleepy. Notice how restful it is to watch the cursor blink. Close your eyes. The opinions stated above are yours. You cannot imagine why you ever felt otherwise. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% | Cathy Moore | These opinions are mine, not those of the University| | cam6j@virginia.edu | of Virginia. It is the opinion of the University | | | that I should be writing my dissertation. | %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ============== Ronn F. Black --> ronn@btsoft.cmhnet.org ======================= People who think MSDOS & Windows are the slickest thing since sliced butter should be forced to wear a sign stating "This mind intentionally left blank";^} %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Jeff Wayman Grant me the serenity to accept the things I wayman@lamar.colostate.edu cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Arch Mott | arch@cisco.com | The Circus Theory of Project cisco Systems, Inc. | Voice:(415)688-8245 | Management: If you have too 1525 O'Brien Drive | FAX:(415)688-4575 | many balls in the air, throw Menlo Park, CA 94026 |---------------------| one to some other clown... %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% domain: tahorsley@csd.harris.com USMail: Tom Horsley +=============================================+511 Kingbird Circle Don't have awk? Use this simple sh emulation: |Delray Beach, FL 33444 #!/bin/sh +======================+ echo 'Awk bailing out!' exit 2 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Sean O'Connell I'm insane, but it keeps me from going crazy. sean@hacks.arizona.edu Death - Life's way of saying, "You can let go of your ankles now." %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% / \ //\ |\___/| / \// .\ dragon@lair.nmt.edu /O O \__ / // | \ \ Dave Michaels / / \/_/ // | \ \ System Programmer @___@' \/_ // | \ \ "People say I'll get better soon, | \/_ // | \ \ but I keep telling them, ``I'm | \/// | \ \ not that kind of dragon!''" _|_ / ) // | \ _\ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% callahan@rhombus.cs.jhu.edu (Paul Callahan) presents: -- DingDongs+++++ TacoSauce+++ Th'70s---- Styrofoam++++++ CoolWhip+++ MrToad---- "Do I have a SECRET CODE yet???" (Paul Callahan, callahan@biffvm.cs.jhu.edu) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | Arne Rohde Internet: arne@pinn.nacjack.gen.nz or: arne@kcbbs.gen.nz | | Arne's Law of Debugging: If you can't find the bug you are looking for, | | there are 3 possibilities: (1) You're looking for the wrong bug, | | (2) You're looking in the wrong place, or (3) You're (temporarily) blind. | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Stephan Zielinski szielins%dvlpyr@us.oracle.com I don't fear Limbo-- I administer Pyramids. I don't fear Purgatory-- I administer HP/UX. And I don't fear Hell-- I administer AIX. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% G. Boggs My opinions. No one else may claim them. gboggs@uswest.com My employer rarely asks what they are. My wife disagrees with them. My boss ignores them. My lawyer worries about them. My shrink writes articles about them. Any more questions? %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% : , , Dave DeLaney .sig criticism virus. (tm) Andy Wardley : -o o- abw@oasis.icl.co.uk : l "You're not putting that Information : - Superhighway through my front room!" %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Jennifer E. 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Webb webbsj@bronze.coil.com An infinte number of rednecks, in an infinite number of pickup trucks, firing an infinite number of shotguns at an infinte number of road signs, will produce all the great works of litareture - in braille %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ____________________________________ /Teresa Ann Brown | browte@wwc.edu \ |browte@wwc.edu | __ __ | |Walla Walla College| / \/ \ | |___________________| | | | |I didn't make this | \ / | |my boyfriend did. | \/ | |He is very strange.| stevmi@wwc.edu | \___________________|________________/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% \\___// Mynd you, m00se bites (o o) Kan be pretti nasti --ooO-(_)-Ooo-------------------------------------------------- Mattt Myers "majestik m00se" Carnegie Mellon University --------------------------------------------------------------- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Derek Tearne. -- derek@fujitsu.co.nz -- Fujitsu New Zealand -- Some of the more environmentally aware dinosaurs were worried about the consequences of an accident with the new Iridium enriched fusion reactor. 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