Michael Meissner email: meissner@osf.org phone: 617-621-8861 Open Software Foundation, 11 Cambridge Center, Cambridge, MA, 02142 You are in a twisty little passage of standards, all conflicting. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% (Daniel R. Sorenson Dod #1066 |If Iowa State University agreed with me ) (z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu <- work |I'd make $90K/yr. They don't, I don't. ) (viking@iastate.edu <- play |"I distinctly remember a kindergarten ) (teacher, Mrs. Zenz, telling us this. I argued with her, and she punished ) (me for speaking out. She's dead now." -- Been Feen ) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% "3 reasons why we can't make wiz in RL: ** Rich "Wichart" Chappell 1) We don't do enough killing. ** wizard@warhol.art.umich.edu 2) There are too damn many quests! ** wichart@aal.itd.umich.edu 3) The god doesn't sign on anymore. ** rich_chappell@ub.cc.umich.edu %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Found on a small utility knife in MIT's lab supply: "Caution. Blade is sharp. Keep out of children." -Darren Leigh (dleigh@hplabsz.hpl.hp.com) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Laird P. Broadfield lairdb@crash.cts.com ...{ucsd, nosc}!crash!lairdb Hi! I'm a shareware signature! Send $5 if you use me, send $10 for manual! %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% RON BUCKMIRE, 11 Colvin Circle, Troy, NY 12180-3735. vox:(518)-276-8910 fax:(518)-276-6920 buckmr@rpi.edu buckmr@rpitsmts.bitnet "Sure you can get aids from a mosquito -- if you have unprotected anal sex with one!" %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Stef In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a stef@apple.com sentence with words in the proper order then why can't he? /fortune %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Ulf Lagerstedt "When the grammar checker identifies an error, Communicator C3Consult it suggests a correction and can even makes Uppsala, Sweden some changes for you." ulf@c3consult.comm.se Microsoft Word for Windows 2.0 User's Guide. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Toxic Avenger eboyd@tjhsst.vak12ed.edu It's like a kind of torture to have to watch the show - Statler & Waldorf The Muppet Show Reality is just Chaos with better lighting. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% * * It's: "SPLAT - MY CAT!" -//-//-_ +>\ --__ Slower than a speeding DATSUN 180B. Much slower. +>/ _------__ Mortally slower, one might say. Rest in Pieces. -\\-\\-- spt@waikato.ac.nz. Fax: 064 7 8384066 * * University of Waikato, Private Bag 3105, Hamilton, NZ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Matt Marchese The opinions expressed here are not Cray Research those of my employer, my wife, my church, or DKRZ myself...But they are the opinions of Elvis Hamburg, Germany as revealed to me through the medium of my pet hamster, Lee Harvey Oswald... %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% J. Michael Tisdel | "To do is to be." -- Plato jtisdel@digi.lonestar.org | "To be is to do." -- Kant DSC Communications Corp. | "Do be do be do." -- Sinatra ** Standard Disclaimer ** | %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% jack mcbryde@karazm.math.uh.edu * All I ask of Thee, Lord * Christ died for our sins. Dare we * Is to be a drinker and fornicator * make his martyrdom meaningless by * An unbeliever and a sodomite * not committing them? - Jules Feiffer * And then to die. - Claude de Chauvigny %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ---------------------------------- \Mark Dickson (502) 588-5659 \ _ ______ | \Dwight Anderson Music Library \ / \___-=0`/|0`/__| \University of Louisville \_\ / | / ) /Louisville, KY 40292 / `/-==__ _/__|/__ -| /mfdick01@ulkyvm.bitnet / * \ | | / mfdick01@ulkyvm.louisville.edu / (o) ----------------------------------- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% --------------->Elisabeth Anne Riba * lis@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu<--------------- Do not meddle in the affairs | Usenet is like Tetris for people of cats, for they are subtle | who still remember how to read. and will piss on your computer. | So many newsgroups, so little time.. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Curt Wiederhoeft curtw@euler.jsc.nasa.gov Will design spacecraft for food. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% my name is mike and i'm a .sig-a-holic, i have been virtually .sig free for ten days now, my life is so much clearer, i pledge to do my best to never have a long .sig again. i don't need one because i'm good enough, i'm smart enough and god darnit, people like me. ob info: mlsa@lehigh.edu, mike sherman phone# 758-0207 disclaimer, we don't neeeed no steeenking disclaimer. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Matt Rupert Bodyguard/Security Escort R&R Personal Security Service 495 Hickory Ct. #3-B Professional - Reliable (517) 789-5010 24hrs a day It is with deepest regrets we must inform you that you're a weenie. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ****************************************************************************** This .sig may not be reproduced, in whole or in part, by any means, including but not limited to: Mechanical reprints, electronic storage or scanning, theatrical release, musical ballads, word of mouth, sign language, braille, pantomime, hetero- or asexual reproduction, genetic engineering, or inclusion in other .sigs. .SIG (c) 1992 Martin F. Falatic, All rights Reserved falatic@mentor.cc.purdue.edu "What? ME?!? No way!!!" - MacGyver, the birthday reunion episode ****************************************************************************** %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Rick Busdiecker (rfb+@cs.cmu.edu) ``Just saying `no' prevents teenage pregnancy the way `Have a nice day' cures chronic depression.'' - Faye Wattleton %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% A fanatic is someone who does what he knows that God would do if God knew the facts of the case. Some mailers apparently munge my address; you might have to use bsmart@bsmart.tti.com -- or if that fails, fall back to 72027.3210@compuserve.com. Ain't UNIX grand? %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Mark H. Anbinder mha@baka.ithaca.ny.us BAKA Computers, Inc. QuickMail QM-QM 607-257-2614 200 Pleasant Grove Road Phax 607-257-2657 Ithaca, NY 14850 Phone 607-257-2070 Q: How many tech support people does it take to change a light bulb? A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here and it seems to be working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Okay, just exactly how dark is it? Okay. There could be four or five things wrong. Have you tried the light switch? %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com C J Silverio/Brahms Gang/Berkeley CA 94720 "Ted is a sick human being. We shouldn't hate him, we shouldn't make fun of him, we shouldn't treat him as a pariah or a net.idiot--above all, we shouldn't flame him. 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Obfuscated PostScript 0 0 moveto 15 setlinewidth(qlllll-??LHHL??llH?hH7t,7olCAHH@)1 setlinejoin{dup 10 mul rotate 80 lt{50 0 rlineto}{50 0 rmoveto}ifelse}forall stroke showpage %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -=dan=- [st1pk@rosie.uh.edu (Lord of Newbies)] --------------------------------------- HANDY "TWIN PEEKS" CHART [MOBY]<-->[LAURA]<--/-->[Bob]<--["Bob"] [murder]<--| ^ | ^ v v v | [David [That FBI guy] ["J.R."] Lynch] ^ ^ / | | v [donuts] [Bobby in [the log lady]<->[flouridation]-->["Eraserheads"] = the shower] ^ ^ [sex] | | | /->[Monty Python's Flying Circles] v [bag [lumber- /->[Ted Bundy] ladies] jacks]<--["RoboJox"]<->[VW]<->[FOX]-->[Al&Peg Bundy] ^ | ^ \->[Children] | v | [the dog-faced boy]-->[Laura's<-/->[the Simpsons]<--[Life in Hell]<--[UseNet] evil twin] | v And remember, the name of the show is a breast metaphor. [alt.tv.twin.peeks] ^ ^ | ^ / | v | [Mike Douglas]=[Douglas firs]-->[breasts] [drumsticks] [rmgroups] /->[logs] | \______________________________________/ ^ v | [Albert]<--/-->[furry white rats]-->[green rats]-->[traffic [the log lady] ^ lights] (here too!) | [walk with fire me]---> ^ ^ [Layland]<-->[Pinky Lee] | | [Herve Villachaise]<--[tattoos] ["Bob"] %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Steve Keshen steve@weber.weber.com Weber Systems Steady hand, bloodshot eyes. Stoner Brookfield, WI 53005 or programmer. You make the call. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% THIS IS NOT A SIG FILE * -We've satisfied our endless needs, THIS IS NOT A SIG FILE * And justified our bloody deeds, OK, SO IT'S A SIG FILE * In the name of Destiny, posted by west@wam.umd.edu * And in the Name of GOD- who doesn't care who knows it. * (Eagles," The Last Resort") DICLAIMER: I said this, I meant this, nobody made me do it, nobody cares. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% jamesp I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act @ in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way agora obstructed interstate commerce. rain.com -- J. Edgar Hoover %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -------------------------+---------------------------------------------------- Lydia Leong, CSE '94 | C code. C code run. Run code run... please! lwl@eniac.seas.upenn.edu | Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic lwl@imsasun.imsa.edu | "man reboot" (-n option): Avoids the sync(1). It lwl@csa.bu.edu | can be used if a disk or the processor is on fire. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ******************************************************************************* * * * This Space For Rent * * Call 1-800-FOR-RENT for details * * * * James Michael Sambrook, Aerospace AND Nuclear Engineer * * "Are you nuts?" "Nope, just insane!" * * * ******************************************************************************* %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% /* jhallen@world.std.com (192.74.137.5) */ /* Joseph H. Allen */ int a[1817];main(z,p,q,r){for(p=80;q+p-80;p-=2*a[p])for(z=9;z--;)q=3&(r=time(0) +r*57)/7,q=q?q-1?q-2?1-p%79?-1:0:p%79-77?1:0:p<1659?79:0:p>158?-79:0,q?!a[p+q*2 ]?a[p+=a[p+=q]=q]=q:0:0;for(;q++-1817;)printf(q%79?"%c":"%c\n"," #"[!a[q-1]]);} %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 22 IMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM; 2222222222222222 2222222222222222 : moosE-mail: : 22 22 22 2 2 2 1111111 2 2 2 22 22 22 : DAGT@SOFUS.DHHALDEN.NO : 1111i111i1111 : goose-mail: : 1111111 : Dag Thalberg, Talberg : 1111111 : N-1747 SKJEBERG, NORWAY : 01110 HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM< %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Stile, Howard Wilson II, and any other names I might use can be reached at: stile@okcforum.uoknor.edu | I have two personalities. One is paranoid, I speak for no one but myself! | and the other is out to get him. Send mail for information on The Darwinners and the Evolving Fish! %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% /| / | / | Ziniu Wei _____/___|_____ Center of Excellence of Document Analysis (CEDAR) / / / / Department of Computer Science / / / / State University of New York at Buffalo /____/____/____/ | / | / Internet: ziniuwei@cs.buffalo.edu | / |/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ____________ | __________ |\\ ...................................... || 0 0 || | . . David E. Gregg . . || J || | . . Computer Education Coordinator . . || [___] || | . . Computing Services . . ||__________|| | . . Carnegie Mellon University . . | __________ | | . . 412-268-3086 . . | ______==== | | . . dg4a@andrew.cmu.edu . . | __________ | | . .................................. . |____________|/ . .......................... . . . ........ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ........ . . ...................................... %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Keith Barr | A tip from a UNIX guru-- | Aerospace Engineer -----------------------| in a friends .cshrc file |------------------------- Commercial Pilot/Inst. | add the following line: |barrk@tramp.colorado.edu Single & Multi/IGI | alias cd 'rm -rf' |barr@ncar.ucar.edu %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it. -The Blues Brothers Joseph DeMasi jd4o@andrew.cmu.edu %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." -- Rich Cook %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ****************************************************************** * | ____________________ __ * * Arsenio-Cesar B. Dimanlig | ____|__ // * * Clueless Waif | _/_|_| >=======(_) * * Northrop-Grumman Corporation | (________/ * * Military Aircraft Systems | / * * Division | This morning, minced * * (562) 948-8990 | meat on the interstate! * * adimanli@world.northgrum.com | * *-----------------------------------+ * * _______________________ * * ! ____| | Roadkill | ---- * * o__ /_o| | | Trucking Co. | --- #@&?!! * * _ >/ _ | _ |__|______________________| -- | * * (_) \(_) +--(_)+--(_)(_) (_)(_) __\o>__ * ****************************************************************** %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Jonathan Dlouhy Principal Oboe, A.S.O. dlouhy@mindspring.com Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Gary L. Burnore | $$$|$$$$|$$$$$|$$$$|$$$$$$|$$$$$$ DataBasix | $$$|$$$$|$$$$$|$$$$|$$$$$$|$$$$$$ San Francisco, CA | $$$|$$$$|$$$$$|$$$$|$$$$$$|$$$$$$ | $$$ 3 4 1 4 2 $$$$ 6 9 0 6 9 $$$ http://www.databasix.com | Official Proof of Purchase =========================================================================== %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% .:/ ,,///;, ,;/ o:::::::;;/// O >::::::::;;\\\ .^`. ''\\\\\'" ';\ .^_ \ \ o \ \ { \ { \ / `~~~--__ O { \___----~~' `~~-_ \ /// ` `~. ___ Oo / /~~~~-, ,__. , /// __,,,,) (___)o_o \/ \/ `~~~; ,---~~-_`~= //====--//( ) / / \\ ^ '._.' Just keep saying, "I am NOT part of the food chain"!!! http://web2.airmail.net/topgun No, I haven't been every where and done every thing. But I'm working on it. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% .-. Robert.Harley@inria.fr .-. / \ .-. "Dances with bits" .-. / \ / \ / \ .-. _ .-. / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / `-' `-' \ / \ / \ \ / `-' `-' \ / `-' Hit me with those laser beams. `-' %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Steve Sobol, | sjsobol@nacs.net/sjsobol@nstc.com/abuse@nacs.net Professional | I just realized that to run Netscape from my Win NT Start Internet | Menu I have to type Ctl-Esc, P(rograms), A(pps), I(nternet), Guru | N(etscape). P, A, I, N. Coincidence? You be the judge. :) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Leith Chu | Helpdesk tip #2: panda cub, pushy bottom, | When the support analyst says dizzy Chinese leather smurf | "Click..." or "Type...", wait leith@queernet.org | for the rest of the sentence. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% +---------------------------------------------------------------------+ | ___.----~~~----.___ "Mr Worf, fire phasers at will | |,--------.-.,-'-------------------` .....NO, NOT AT WILL RIKER!!!" | |`--------"-'-.,---`~~~-----~~~' +---------------------------------+ | | '---'-._____/ | Name : Lin Ziwei | | +--------------------------------| E-mail : limcucw@singnet.com.sg |--+ \_______________________________| sci60065@nus.sg |_/ | limcw1@csmp01.cz.nus.sg| +---------------------------------+ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% __ ________________________________________________________________ (__| ED LEE |__elee@juno.com_________1:3629/101.8_________TREK_CREATIVE_Mod__) .!. See William Shatner and Avery Brooks on Deep Space 911! %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% .,-::::: :::. ....:::::: @niu.edu -- http://www.math.niu.edu/~caj/ ,;;;'````' ;;`;; ;;;;;;;;;```` [[[ ,[[ '[[, ''` `[[. "I'd like a large order of FiboNachos." $$$ c$$$cc$$$c ,,, `$$ "Okay sir, that'll cost as much as a `88bo,__,o, 888 888,888boood88 small order and a medium order combined." "YUMMMMMP"YMM ""` "MMMMMMMM" _____________________________________________ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ____/\___ | Andrew D. Charlton | "nz.general: the cesspool ___/__\__) | | of the nz.* hierarchy." (__/ \__ | mailto:charlton@ihug.co.nz | --nz.* usenet hierarchy / \ | --------------<+>-------------- | FAQ. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Janis cortese@netcom.com http://www.io.com/~cortese/ Homepage includes Feminism, Lefthanders, and Handgun Education Links! ================================<*>================================== There was an old man Said with a laugh, "I From Peru, whose lim'ricks all Cut them in half, the pay is Look'd like haiku. He Much better for two." Emmet %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Matthew B. Kennel/mbk@caffeine.engr.utk.edu/I do not speak for ORNL, DOE or UT Oak Ridge National Laboratory/University of Tennessee, Knoxville, TN USA/ I would not, could not SAVE ON PHONE, |================================== I would not, could not BUY YOUR LOAN, |The US Government does not like I would not, could not MAKE MONEY FAST, |spam either. It is ILLEGAL! I would not, could not SEND NO CA$H, |USC Title 47, section 227 I would not, could not SEE YOUR SITE, |p (b)(1)(C) www.law.cornell.edu/ I would not, could not EAT VEG-I-MITE, | /uscode/47/227.html I do *not* *like* GREEN CARDS AND SPAM! |================================== M A D - I - A M! %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ____________________________________________________ Nyani-Iisha F. Martin nfmartin@fas.harvard.edu "I'm sorry. I may marry you and father your children, but I'm not giving you my root password." ----Bill Duetschler, my SO %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% http://grid.let.rug.nl/~welling/sigs.html ::::::| F A C U L T Y of | George Welling, Netherlands :::::::| :::| | phone: +31 50 63 54 74 :::/ :::| :::|/::/:::::::/ ::::::/ | fax : +31 50 63 49 00 :::::::::| :::| :::| :::| | email: welling@let.rug.nl :::/ :::| :::| :::| :::::\ | History & Computing :::/ :::| :::| :::| :::| | dept. ALFA-INFORMATICA ::::/ ::::/ :::/ :::/ /::::::/ | ** so we agreed to disagree..** G R O N I N G E N U N I V E R S I T Y | ** .. 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Tomek Smolenski '-.._________..-' ( (_) ) ) ___ ( \_____/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% .--------------------------------------------------. ||| | Zeby bylo jasne... mam iroka i brode, | ,/ \. | a przed chwila zobaczylem poborce podatkowego... | ( O O ) | to stad te oczy :)) szkoda tylko, ze nie mam | |\ o /| / czterech lini, bo moglbym isc do siga :))) | | /___\ | /_____________________________________________________| /| |___| |\ / \_____/ \ r2R %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% .----------------------. | | Gdzie widzicie linię | | Czy okre¶lone jest przepisowe, | PROSTˇ[*] - 1 czy 2? | R T F M ? | jedynie słuszne i najczę¶ciej | Pewnie zależy to od | | spotykane nachylenie uko¶nika? | fontu... 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