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(216) 371-0043 The opinions expressed are mine. Mine alone! Nobody else is responsible for them or even endorses them--except my cat Dexter, and he signed the power of attorney only under my threat to cut off his Cat Chow! From: browns@iccgcc.decnet.ab.com (Stan Brown, Oak Road Systems) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% "You don't *run* programs on Ultrix." - Mark Moraes "Right, you chase them." - Rayan Zachariassen cks@hawkwind.utcs.toronto.edu ...!{utgpu,utzoo,watmath}!utgpu!cks %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% "VMS is a text-only adventure game. If you win you can use unix." - w.davidson David Brower: {amdahl, cpsc6a, mtxinu, sun}!rtech!daveb daveb@ingres.com %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Joe Block (jpb@umbio.med.miami.edu) There was a young poet named Dan, whose poetry would never scan, when told this was so, He said, Yes I know, It's because I try to fit every possible syllable into the last line that I can. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% .William December Starr (wdstarr@athena.mit.edu) This is an Uzi. This is an Uzi on full auto. Any questions? %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a test of the emergency signature system. Were this an actual signature, you would see amusing mottos, disclaimers, a zillion net addresses, or edifying philisophical statements. This is only a test. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- allon@eng.umd.edu (Allon Stern) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ---Jilara the Exile (motcsd!fsdcupt!jane@apple.com) (I hope.) "Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story ." ---Ashleigh Brilliant %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% From: hen3ry@natinst.com (Henry B. Velick) The opinions expressed herein are those of absolutely everyone at National Instruments: the management, staff, stockholders, their spouses, children, dogs, and cats. In fact, everyone in Austin also agrees. No, make that Texas. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% The probability of forgetting | ARPA: tittle@glacier.ics.uci.edu something is directly proportional | UUCP: {sdcsvax|ucbvax}!ucivax!tittle to .... to .... uh .... | BITNET: cltittle@uci.bitnet %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Jim Kimble, Internet: jkimble@bally.bally.com Consultant: Have kernel, will travel UUCP: uunet!bally!jkimble "ALPO is 99 cents a can. That's over SEVEN dog dollars!!" %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Maddi Hausmann {pacbell sun apple ubvax mips>}!tandem!hausmann_maddi Tandem Computers, Inc. Cupertino, CA 95014 408/285-0864 Our stock might crash but our systems don't! A fault-tolerant computer company can recover from my opinions. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% David Weingart dweingar@ic.sunysb.edu The opinions expressed here aren't even mine... To err is human...to really foul up requires the root password. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ``Read my MIPS -- no new VAXes!!'' -- George Bush after sniffing freon Disclaimer: I speak for myself, except as noted. UUCP: ...!uunet!dsd.es.com!rthomson Rich Thomson ARPA: rthomson@dsd.es.com PEXt Programmer %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% About MS-DOS: "... an OS originally designed for a microprocessor that modern kitchen appliances would sneer at...." - Dave Trowbridge, _Computer Technology Review_, Aug 90 iwblsys\ rlw@ttardis uunet!rel.mi.org!cfctech!ttardis!rlw sharkey.cc.umich.edu/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% .--------* Mike ________________________________ Michael.Marsden | Grad. /| /| /| /| / "..never write device drivers | @ | Student / |/ | /_| /_| \ while on acid!" -MJ Dominus | Uk.Ac.Newcastle |__________/ |/ |/ \__/ *------------------------' %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% David Grabiner, grabiner@zariski.harvard.edu "We are sorry, but the number you have dialed is imaginary." "Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again." Disclaimer: I speak for no one and no one speaks for me... %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% System Administrator Po.. Ed Wright@sequent.UUCP (1275)} I think I've got the hang of it now .... :w :q :wq :wq! ^d X exit X Q :quitbye CtrlAltDel ~~q :~q logout save/quit :!QUIT ^[zz ^[ZZ ZZZZ ^H ^@ ^L ^[c ^# ^E ^X ^I ^T ? help helpquit ^D ^d ^C ^c helpexit ?Quit ?q ^Kx /QY sync;halt KA9AHQ edw@sequent.com %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% /_ /| /____/ \ /_ /| Ron Baalke |baalke@mars.jpl.nasa.gov | | | | __ \ /| | | | Jet Propulsion Lab | ___| | | | |__) |/ | | |___ M/S 301-355 | It's 10PM, do you know /___| | | | ___/ | |/__ /| Pasadena, CA 91109 | where your spacecraft is? |_____|/ |_|/ |_____|/ | We do! %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -john "I'm paranoid... I tried to join Paranoids Anonymous. They wouldn't let me know where the meetings were." jf2z@andrew.cmu.edu %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% "Read the OSI protocol specifications? | Henry Spencer @ U of Toronto Zoology I can't even *lift* them!" | henry@zoo.toronto.edu utzoo!henry %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Steve Lamont, SciViGuy -- (408) 646-2572 -- a guest at network.ucsd.edu -- NPS Confuser Center / Code 51 / Naval Postgraduate School / Monterey, CA 93943 "Unix is not a "A-ha" experience, it is more of a "holy-shit" experience." - Colin McFadyen in alt.folklore.computers %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% |\ /| | \/ | ike Greelish Carnegie Mellon U. undergrad, professional writing major quote: "The brain cells, they canna take the strain!" ---me stupid disclaimer: My opinions are. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Robert A Fabian | All things small and furry, I raf@basser.cs.su.oz.au | With teeth and claws removed. am Basser Department of Computer Science | I insert them rectally, only University of Sydney | And hope you do approve. kidding %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Richard Harter, Software Maintenance and Development Systems, Inc. Net address: jjmhome!smds!rh Phone: 508-369-7398 US Mail: SMDS Inc., PO Box 555, Concord MA 01742 This sentence no verb. This sentence short. This signature done. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% | ftit@engin.umich.edu | | (Sergej Roytman to carbon-based lifeforms) | | | | --- mild-mannered programmer by day, | | positively grouchy programmer by night | | | | quote: "Reality is for people who can't | | handle Star Trek." --- ? | --------------------------------------------------------- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Jim Duncan (jim@math.psu.edu) Penn State Math Dept Systems Administrator "[A computer is] like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy." Joseph Campbell %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Erik Bailey | 7 Oak Knoll | Thinking Machines Corp. ejb@think.com | Arlington, MA 02174 | 245 First St. harvard!think!ejb | (617) 643-0732 | Cambridge, MA 02142 /earth is 98% full. Please remove any excess inhabitants. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Om Pappa Chucka Mucka Nommo Sing Gow, Ding Gabba Lonna Wannie Gummo Ching Pow. Hebby Gabba Lou-a Comma Gemma Sing Gee, Om Mamma Chucka Manna One Is Now Three. (acquired from Ken Kopin's .sig - aa377@cleveland.freenet.edu) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% "We're thinking about upgrading from | Henry Spencer @ U of Toronto Zoology "SunOS 4.1.1 to SunOS 3.5." | henry@zoo.toronto.edu utzoo!henry %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% This program posts news to billions of machines throughout the galaxy. Your message will cost the net enough to bankrupt your entire planet. As a result your species will be sold into slavery. Be sure you know what you are doing. Are you absolutely sure you want to do this? [ny] y rsholmes@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Rich Holmes) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ********** Steve Ramirez * sramirez@burro.intel.com * 602-554-2405 ************ "If Ford is to Chevrolet what Dodge is to Chrysler,what Corn Flakes are to Post Toasties, what the Clear Blue Sky is to the Deep Blue Sea, what Hank Williams is to Neil Armstrong...can you doubt we were made for each other?" -Lyle Lovett %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% In no event will I be liable for any damages, including any lost profits, lost savings, draughts, floods, or other incidental or consequential damages arising out of the use or inability to use this text. Some states do not allow the exclusion of liability for incidental or consequential damages, but heck with them. Check local listings. Void where prohibited. E Pluribus Unum. Be excellent to each other. Party on. SBLILJ@MACALSTR.EDU %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Norman Diamond diamond@tkov50.enet.dec.com If this were the company's opinion, I wouldn't be allowed to post it. Permission is granted to feel this signature, but not to look at it. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% +--------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | Robert J. Woodhead, Biar Games / AnimEigo, Incs. trebor@foretune.co.jp | | "The Force. It surrounds us; It enfolds us; It gets us dates on Saturday | | Nights." -- Obi Wan Kenobi, Famous Jedi Knight and Party Animal. | +--------------------------------------------------------------------------+ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ______Opinions stated are my own. Transcripts available by request______ === =--==== AT&T Canada Inc. John Benfield =----==== 3650 Victoria Park Ave. Network Support Analyst (MIS) =----==== Suite 800 ==--===== Willowdale, Ontario attmail : ~jbenfield ======= M2H-3P7 email : uunet!attcan!john === (416) 756-5221 Compu$erve: 72137,722 ____Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines._____ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% David Gossett---->CL249613%ulkyvm.bitnet@cunyvm.cuny.edu To err is human. To bleat is ovine. To bark is canine. To forgive is divine. To oink is porcine. To purr is feline. To moo is bovine. To howl is lupine. This list is assinine. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ** Dan Caugherty -- C.S. Dept., Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute ** ** ".Sig, .sig a .sog, .sig out loud, ||----- caugherd@cs.rpi.edu ------- ** ** .sig out .strog ." -- || [ paste statndard disclaimer ** ** Karen Carpenter with a head cold || here.. ] ** %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Tom Swiss/fantom@wam.umd.edu | "Born to die" | Keep your laws off my brain! "What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?" - Nick Lowe "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence." -- Jeremy S. Anderson %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% +----------------------------------------------+-----------------------------+ |If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,| Bart! You're no longer in | |It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock. | Sunday School. Don't swear! | | Or some joker who is slicker, |-----------------------------+ | Will trick you of your liquor, | Knut Torgersen | |If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock. | knutt@ifi.uio.no | +----------------------------------------------+-----------------------------+ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% "There is no back alley, Corky. Women in this | Dan Hartung country have a choice! ... at least, I think | dhartung@chinet.chi.il.us they still do -- I haven't checked the paper | Birch Grove Software yet this morning." -- Murphy Brown %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Chris Herborth cjherborth@rose.waterloo.edu 3B Hons English RPW cjherborth@lotus.waterloo.edu Disclaimer: This is your brain: "*" This is your brain on USENET: "."... %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Programming graphics in X is like | Henry Spencer @ U of Toronto Zoology finding sqrt(pi) using Roman numerals. | henry@zoo.toronto.edu utzoo!henry %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% | Kevin Schlegelmilch | Purdue should give me back half my | | schlege@cn.ecn.purdue.edu | tuition since I've missed half of | | schlege@lips1.ecn.purdue.edu | my classes. | %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% [From: Faisal Nameer Jawdat (fj05+@andrew.cmu.edu)] -Fiz B2 Hamerschlag: We're the best freshman floor this year, and at the rate we're going, we'll be the best freshman floor next year, too. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% David A. 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(-----------/ rbear@oregon.uoregon.edu* *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* ,-, |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| ======= ___|| | "Lately it occurs to me, | ----- //_||| | what a looooong strange trip its been." | ---- ,-----'| ~||| | | -- |o-----|__|||--`======___________________________________======___= ~~~~~~~~ `-(*)--===~~~~~~(*)(*)| (*)(*)| -------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- __ _____ _ __o__ | | __| |__ / \ __{ H }__ / [] \ __| |#| |__ / [+] \ _____+_____ { [] [] } / [] \ | |#| |#| | / \ / .<_O_>. \ | [] [] [] [] | I==========IO=o=o=o=O=O=o=o=o=OI=I=I=I=I=I=I=I ============= {=o=o=o=o=o=o=} | [] [] [] ||#|#|#|[] []|#|#|#||+|+|+| |+|+|+| |++| | | |++| | [] [] [] [] | | [] [] [] || | | |[] []| | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | | | [] [] [] [] | | [] __ [] ||#|#|#|[]_[]|#|#|#||+|+|+| |+|+|+| |++| | | |++| | [] []_[] [] | | / \ ||#|#|#|_|_|_|#|#|#||+|+|+|_|+|+|+| |++|_|_|_|++| | [] _|_|_ [] | |___|__|___||_____/I_I_I\_____||_____/I\_____| |__/H_H_H\__| |___/I_I_I\___| ============================================================================ | George M. Welling || welling@let.rug.nl fax: + 31 50 63 49 00 | | phone: +31 50 63 54 74 || department of ALFA-INFORMATICA Faculty of Arts| | History & Computing || University of Groningen, The Netherlands | ============================================================================ _________________________________ / _ Bert Bos | () |/ \ Alfa-informatica, | \ |\_/ Rijksuniversiteit Groningen | \_____/| Postbus 716 | | 9700 AS GRONINGEN | | Nederland | \_________________________________| ************************************************************************ * Gregg Boalch E-Mail: Boalch@ba1.curtin.edu.au * * School of Information Systems Phern: (619) 351 2565 * * Curtin University of Technology Fax: (619) 351 3076 * * Snail: GPO Box U1987 * * ...seek grace, elegance and PERTH W. AUSTRALIA 6001 * * understanding in all things... _--_|\ * * / \ * * Here--->\_.--._/ * * v * ************************************************************************ ^ ^ ^ regards, EXTRA / \/ \/ \ NULLA Ludwig BAVARIAM \ /\ /\ / VITA v v v [[[[[[[ [[[[[[[ No snappy quotes [[ [ [[ [[ No celebrity endorsements [[ [ [[ [[[[ [[ [[[ Just Mr. G. [[ [ [[ [[ [ [[ [[ [ [[ Clean ,but never sober! [[ [[ [[ [[ [[[[[[[ [[ Miguel Carrasquer ____________________ ~~~ Amsterdam [ ||]~ mcv@inter.NL.net ce .sig n'est pas une .cig __o __o _`\<,_ _`\<,_ (*)/ (*) (*)/ (*) %%%%%%%%%%%\ o;_ /%%%%%%%%% Jens %\(*)|\ / (*)/INFORMATIK Dittrich%\ --_\o __o __o __o /_-\ /% :-) %\(*)! _`\<,_ _`\<,_ _`\<,_ (*)/% 35091 Coelbe %\ (*)/ (*) (*)/ (*) (*)/ (*) /% Tel.: :) Deutschland %%%%%EMail: Dittrich@Mathematik.Uni-Marburg.DE%%%% send EMail ! %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% One of the better ideas of Bob Pasker His explanation of his sig: " I have set up my editor (emacs) to include a random string of words taken from a file each time I send mail. They are supposed to make the computers at the american National Security Agency, the surveillence organization flag the messages, but I don't really beleive that they monitor the computer lines. I just think it's amusing and people are always writing me back about them." -- bob pasker -- bob@halfdome.sf.ca.us -- Iran/Contra munitions ammunition smuggle Noriega Nancy Reagan South Africa James T. Baker H. Ross Perot Ft. Bragg arrangements Julius Rosenberg Honduras CIA genetic =========================================================================== THE VIEWS EXPRESSED HERE ARE NOT NECESSARILY THOSE OF MY WIFE. John Swenson PO Box 27132 Milwaukee, WI. 53227 (414)454-0600 E-mail:jaybird@csd4.csd.uwm.edu ========================================================================== T im er A rg Th v d vo lbu U y e an i Ti ni it Ne Tim.vdrAvoird@kub.nl rd v rs th ds e er n la After a treacherous attack by another .sig changed to signature 4 = ___|_____ George M. Welling / __|____ phone : +31 50 63 54 74 _|__ / / fax : +31 50 63 49 00 / /_______/______/ History and Computing HCI /____/ | ______|__ depart. ALFA-INFORMATICA _______|______|_\ o o o | University of Groningen \ o o o o o o o o | welling@let.rug.nl \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ = = ___|_____ ___|_____ ___|_____ / __|____ / __|____ / __|____ _|__ / / _|__ / / _|__ / / / /_______/______/ / /_______/______/ / /_______/______/ /____/ | ______|__ /____/ | ______|__ /____/ | ______|__ ______|______|_\ o o o | ______|______|_\ o o o | ______|______|_\ o o o | \ o o o o o o o o | \ o o * o o o o o | \ o o * o o o o o | \ / \ / \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ George M. Welling - dep.Alfa-Informatica HCI - University of Groningen phone : +31 50 63 54 74 | fax : +31 50 63 49 00 | welling@let.rug.nl ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Result of a seabattle with another .sig == ___|_____ / __|____ == _|__ / / ___|_____ / /_______/______/ / __|____ == /____/ | ______|__ _|__ / / ___|_____ ______|______|_\ o o o | / /_______/______/ / __|____ \ o o o o o o o o | /____/ | ______|__ _|__ / / \ / ______|______|_\ o o o | / /_______/______/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ George M. Welling - dep.Alfa-Informatica - University of Groningen phone : +31 50 63 54 74 | fax : +31 50 63 49 00 | welling@let.rug.nl -- |\ /| Aus dem schönen Erfurt schreibt Matthias. | \ / | mailto:LorenzMatthias@t-online.de | \/ | http://home.t-online.de/home/lorenzmatthias | |______ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- http://spyda.itgo.com ICQ#: 39921647 Bnet: Spyda, Spyda~Blade _ _ _ _ \\ \\ // // \\ || || // _ \\ \\ // // |________________________\\ \\_// //_____________________________ | ____________________ \\/ \// ____________________________/ | /_\ /_\ / |_______________________// | | \\_________________________/ _| // /| |\ \\ // //| |\\ \\ // // \___/ \\ \\ // \\ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% "You wet your bed, now go lie in it." The Vampire LeStat %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% YOOP OO dO.oOOo .oPYo. .oPYo. 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Chałubińskiego 42a %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- ___,___ +-------/,,,,,,,\--- ONE HUNDRED & ONE THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD TOTORO ---+ | |\____|\ I | | | + .+ \ I #1 : Tied firmly to steel frames, a matched pair of | | | /^ ^ ^\J Totoros make excellent railway buffers in the event of | | |W|^ ^ ^ ^| a runaway train. | +-|__\_m__m/--------------------------------------------------------------+ | Kanji T BATES - - Moemi on IRC | +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- ___,___ +-------/,,,,,,,\--- ONE HUNDRED & ONE THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD TOTORO ---+ | |\____|\ I | | | + .+ \ I #2 : Snap your Totoro's head backwards, and ram a bottle | | | /^ ^ ^\J of your favourite beverage down it's throat. The bottle | | |W|^ ^ ^ ^| will keep at a stable temperature for some hours. | +-|__\_m__m/--------------------------------------------------------------+ | Kanji T BATES - - Moemi on IRC | +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- ___,___ +-------/,,,,,,,\--- ONE HUNDRED & ONE THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD TOTORO ---+ | |\____|\ I | | | + .+ \ I #3 : Hollowed-out Totoros make superb boxing gloves, if | | | /^ ^ ^\J placed over the hands and tied in place stout bootlaces. | | |W|^ ^ ^ ^| | +-|__\_m__m/--------------------------------------------------------------+ | Kanji T BATES - - Moemi on IRC | +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- ___,___ +-------/,,,,,,,\--- ONE HUNDRED & ONE THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD TOTORO ---+ | |\____|\ I | | | + .+ \ I #4 : Protect your sailing vessels from scuff marks | | | /^ ^ ^\J by stapling Totoros along it's hull. | | |W|^ ^ ^ ^| | +-|__\_m__m/--------------------------------------------------------------+ | Kanji T BATES - - Moemi on IRC | +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- ___,___ +-------/,,,,,,,\--- ONE HUNDRED & ONE THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD TOTORO ---+ | |\____|\ I | | | + .+ \ I #5 : Tiny Totoros are in ferocious demand in European | | | /^ ^ ^\J fashion circles ever since Jean-Paul Gaultier made a | | |W|^ ^ ^ ^| stupendous comeback with his Totoro earings. | +-|__\_m__m/--------------------------------------------------------------+ | Kanji T BATES - - Moemi on IRC | +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- ___,___ +-------/,,,,,,,\--- ONE HUNDRED & ONE THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD TOTORO ---+ | |\____|\ I | | | + .+ \ I #6 : Chainsaw your Totoro in half to make a simple | | | /^ ^ ^\J 3D jigsaw, ideal for young and old alike. | | |W|^ ^ ^ ^| | +-|__\_m__m/--------------------------------------------------------------+ | Kanji T BATES - - Moemi on IRC | +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- ___,___ +-------/,,,,,,,\--- ONE HUNDRED & ONE THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD TOTORO ---+ | |\____|\ I #7 : A deliberately lost Totoro can provide much | | | + .+ \ I amusement as your household guests try to find it again. | | | /^ ^ ^\J When located, more hilarity will ensue as you can tell it | | |W|^ ^ ^ ^| how much you've missed it. | +-|__\_m__m/--------------------------------------------------------------+ | Kanji T BATES - - Moemi on IRC | +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- ___,___ +-------/,,,,,,,\--- ONE HUNDRED & ONE THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD TOTORO ---+ | |\____|\ I #8 : Totoros of sizes ranging from medium to large can be | | | + .+ \ I connected to your plumbing, and -- when their mouths are | | | /^ ^ ^\J forced permanetly open with taxidermist's wire -- bring | | |W|^ ^ ^ ^| elegance to bathroom, as tub, WC, sink and bidet. | +-|__\_m__m/--------------------------------------------------------------+ | Kanji T BATES - - Moemi on IRC | +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- ___,___ +-------/,,,,,,,\--- ONE HUNDRED & ONE THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD TOTORO ---+ | |\____|\ I #9 : Either half of a Totoro makes an excellent | | | + .+ \ I flower pot, but tests have proved that the lower section | | | /^ ^ ^\J is the most stable, unless you flatten the skull with | | |W|^ ^ ^ ^| a meat tenderiser first. | +-|__\_m__m/--------------------------------------------------------------+ | Kanji T BATES - - Moemi on IRC | +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- ___,___ +-------/,,,,,,,\--- ONE HUNDRED & ONE THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD TOTORO ---+ | |\____|\ I | | | + .+ \ I #10 : If beaten flat with a mallet, a Totoro forms an | | | /^ ^ ^\J excellent racket for Tennis, Badminton, or Squash. | | |W|^ ^ ^ ^| | +-|__\_m__m/--------------------------------------------------------------+ | Kanji T BATES - - Moemi on IRC | +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- ___,___ +-------/,,,,,,,\--- ONE HUNDRED & ONE THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD TOTORO ---+ | |\____|\ I | | | + .+ \ I #11 : Totoros of varying sizes can be sorted into | | | /^ ^ ^\J matched pairs, and glued to stout poles for an | | |W|^ ^ ^ ^| unusual set of dumbbells. | +-|__\_m__m/--------------------------------------------------------------+ | Kanji T BATES - - Moemi on IRC | +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- ___,___ +-------/,,,,,,,\--- ONE HUNDRED & ONE THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD TOTORO ---+ | |\____|\ I | | | + .+ \ I #12 : Impale your Totoro with a metal rod. It can | | | /^ ^ ^\J now be fixed onto a garden wheelbarrow as a sturdy | | |W|^ ^ ^ ^| and hard-wearing wheel. | +-|__\_m__m/--------------------------------------------------------------+ | Kanji T BATES - - Moemi on IRC | +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- ___,___ +-------/,,,,,,,\--- ONE HUNDRED & ONE THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD TOTORO ---+ | |\____|\ I | | | + .+ \ I #13 : A Totoro, an old broom and a little ingenuity | | | /^ ^ ^\J are all you need to provide the aspiring pugilist in your | | |W|^ ^ ^ ^| family with an inexpensive punchbag. | +-|__\_m__m/--------------------------------------------------------------+ | Kanji T BATES - - Moemi on IRC | +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- ___,___ +-------/,,,,,,,\--- ONE HUNDRED & ONE THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD TOTORO ---+ | |\____|\ I | | | + .+ \ I #14 : The corpse of a Totoro is firm and heavy. | | | /^ ^ ^\J If used mallet-style, it tenderises meat more effectively | | |W|^ ^ ^ ^| than many purpose-built devices. | +-|__\_m__m/--------------------------------------------------------------+ | Kanji T BATES - - Moemi on IRC | +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- ___,___ +-------/,,,,,,,\--- ONE HUNDRED & ONE THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD TOTORO ---+ | |\____|\ I | | | + .+ \ I #15 : Hang your Totoro from the ceiling as a conversation | | | /^ ^ ^\J piece. Many people will begin lively discussions with the | | |W|^ ^ ^ ^| words "Why is there a Totoro hanging from your ceiling?" | +-|__\_m__m/--------------------------------------------------------------+ | Kanji T BATES - - Moemi on IRC | +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- ___,___ +-------/,,,,,,,\--- ONE HUNDRED & ONE THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD TOTORO ---+ | |\____|\ I | | | + .+ \ I #16 : Three Totoros and a length of strong cord can | | | /^ ^ ^\J quickly be transformed into a hunting bola which can bring | | |W|^ ^ ^ ^| a deer down at fifty yards. | +-|__\_m__m/--------------------------------------------------------------+ | Kanji T BATES - - Moemi on IRC | +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% My own aphorisms / wisdom quotes::: Enjoy! Use as you will. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When discouragment brings a sigh of relief, only then are you beginning to understand." -Damon Amaeous --------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If what you're trying to clarify requires too much thinking, perhaps it's irrelevant to a simple life. In a world where the prestige of complexity and sophistication are given higher status over the virtues of naiveness, candidness and even, gullibility, a much better experiential instrument is derived from submission to deception rather than defense from it." -Damon Amaeous --------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Consider yourself better than everyone else, just don't tell anyone, and continue to drain everyone of all the wisdom you can in your quest to quench your thirst for knowledge and understanding. Then share your thoughts, not your knowledge, for we're all spiritual vampires in a feeding frenzy -- we're just to scared to admit it to each other." -Damon Amaeous --------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Justify your thoughts with knowledge and sure enough you've set a limit on what you can presently accomplish." -Damon Amaeous --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Damon Amaeous ========================================================================= F I R E D R A A K E ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Firedraake@earthlink.net ICQ 18405845 - Automatic Authorization Page Me Via E-Mail to my computer screen --- 18405845@pager.mirabilis.com ========================================================================= %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- _--_ "Johnny was a schoolboy, / `--''> ,,, when he heard his first Beatles song." | / I I |||||||||[:::] \ oo ,-._> ''' Super Seventies RockSite! `--' http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/8678/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- _--_ "You can check out any time you like, / `--''> ,,, but you can never leave." | / I I |||||||||[:::] \ oo ,-._> ''' Super Seventies RockSite! `--' http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/8678/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- _--_ "There is no dark side of the moon really, / `--''> ,,, matter of fact, it's all dark." | / I I |||||||||[:::] \ oo ,-._> ''' Super Seventies RockSite! `--' http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/8678/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- _--_ "Send that instant karma to me, / `--''> ,,, initial it with loving care." | / I I |||||||||[:::] \ oo ,-._> ''' Super Seventies RockSite! `--' http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/8678/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- _--_ "They got electric boots, a mohair suit, / `--''> ,,, you know I read it in a magazine." | / I I |||||||||[:::] \ oo ,-._> ''' Super Seventies RockSite! `--' http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/8678/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- _--_ "Meet the new boss, / `--''> ,,, same as the old boss." | / I I |||||||||[:::] \ oo ,-._> ''' Super Seventies RockSite! `--' http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/8678/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- _--_ "Combed my hair in a thousand ways, / `--''> ,,, but it came out looking just the same." | / I I |||||||||[:::] \ oo ,-._> ''' Super Seventies RockSite! `--' http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/8678/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% /\ `_ , /_|\ -(_)- /_|__\ , ` /_|__|_\ _-/_|__|__|\_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_dwb_- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Peace, Donovan /\ `_ , p e A c e c A m http://www.misslink.net/donovan/ /_|\ -(_)- This is your portal to Ascii-Art, Kool-Aid, poetry, /_|__\ , ` The Secret Link Game, DA QUIZ!, ZDTV, & the webcam. /_|__|_\ Mailto:donovan@misslink.net ICQ#: 812836 _-/_|__|__|\_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_dwb_- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- Peace, Donovan /\ `_ , p e A c e c A m http://www.misslink.net/donovan/ /_|\ -(_)- This is your portal to Ascii-Art, Kool-Aid, poetry, /_|__\ , ` The Secret Link Game, DA QUIZ!, ZDTV, & the webcam. /_|__|_\ Mailto:donovan@misslink.net ICQ#: 812836 _-/_|__|__|\_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_dwb_- ,_, EVANS PLUNGE BEANIE BABIES PRICE LIST (O,O) http://www.misslink.net/donovan/bb1.html ( ) New & Retired Beanies available. 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