Subject: Re: REQ: Pest Toast! Date: Tue, 13 Jan 1998 16:47:19 -0500 From: llizard Organization: via Internetdirect, Canada; zone 5 (or is it 6A?) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art References: 1 , 2 In article <34BB5808.41C67EA6@on.spammer>, Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > Hobbit wrote: > > > > Just trying to see if this is getting off the bbs.. please ignore.. > > This is not a test newsgroup! Please make your test posts to > news:alt.test > > And then you opened the subject "Pest Toast!" so I would expect to find > at least some kind of attempt in the direction of a "Pest Toast" > (whatever that might be). . _____ ______ _____ _ _ _____ _____ | __ \| ____| __ \| | | | /\ | __ \ / ____| | |__) | |__ | |__) | |__| | / \ | |__) | (___ | ___/| __| | _ /| __ | / /\ \ | ___/ \___ \ | | | |____| | \ \| | | |/ ____ \| | ____) | |_| |______|_| \_\_| |_/_/ \_\_| |_____/ | THIS is pest toast. It's | / still not toasted | | ______ even though it has | |___(( )_ been in the WORKING | |'->==)) (= \ toaster for five | | \ ||_____|_ \ toast cycles. | |[> \___________\ | | | | | | \ | | .--. | \ | |)---. .---' `-. .----(]| \|____________| `-' `. .' | `---' ejm98| ------------------------------------------- now, i think that this is pest toast. -- . . . . . . . . . . 'XX' ' Do you think that spam is 'XX' / \ / \ ' a bad thing, cuz i dont like `XX` \ ./ || \ ./ ' it, but some ppl do and i dont 'XX' (__) ' see why they like it cuz it is 'XX' ____ ' o just a stupid way way of getting 'XX' / \ ' o ppl annoyed at you, do you think 'XX' | | ' think that i am annoying cuz i dont 'XX' \____/ ' but if you think i am annoying i will bjp'XX' ' shut-up but if you dont think i am...... ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' Adondi %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% >-- >ha ---%^^, > ha / __>_/ I'm better at this when I don't try to > ha > juggle at the same time.... > __>,^ > \ / llizard aka ejm > ~|\ cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca > |~ www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ > (*) ASCII-art and Javascript ASCII-animations ...naaah.... tried it.... Q__< <\__, /\ _/ \ ____,()`____ ,_Q_,_/\()________________________________________/|/|!C .......didn't work..... I'd better start juggling on 2 wheels with 1 ball. Yep, I'm the macho kind of guy. o . ; _o_/ (_\_,, =/|/ (_ ______________(O)*__(O)__________________________________________ miK ------------------------- o ' ' | ha \,^%--- ha _.__< \ ha (_. > Hey!!! I can do that too! \ __>,^ - \ / - ( * ) ~ \( * ) ejm - ~ - o And now that I'm getting the hang of it, o I find it's easier to pedal (manual?) \ o with one's hands! ^^/_/ < ha See? ANYTHING is possible in ASCII-art. __<,%--- ha \=/ \ ha llizard aka ejm ~|\ cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca |~ www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ ejm98(*) ASCII-art and Javascript ASCII-animations %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% spunk1111@aol.com (Spunk1111) wrote: >Glad you liked them... >Here's another flower.. hot off notepad. > .-'`"'-. _.---. > .' \ .' '. > / \ / \ > | __ Y __ | > | .'` '-./ .-' `'. | > \ / ',,' \ /-. > \| .-"()"-. |/--.`\ > | /` /||\ `\ | \ \ > \ | | / ; ; > '--`\ /`--' | | > '-.__.-' ; ; > __ / / > .-'''-` '. .-. _ /`/` > (_ .--..._ `-' \_| \ /`/` > '.__. `---._ |/`/` > `) _.. '-./`/` > (__.-' _) /`/` > jgs `--`/` eeeeeeek... I'm not much of a gardener... Is it a violet? For some weird reason we call those *Violins* in the Netherlands... dp dp || _||_ ' || ` ~/ ) || ( // _)::(_ // ) || ( // ( \/ ) // `-..-' /' ._,-/'.\ ) / (\\_),_. ( ` ) ) \ ( `-._.-'/( ' ) __//_`-._.-' [______] | | PG-mic \____/ g'bye, mic --------------------------------- Good one, mic! -#----- | ha _ _\,^%--- ha =#-(_X_)< \ ha \/ > ...and we call those flowers ___>,^ "violas". //| | And I like the English name for them: "heartsease" - perfect for that beautiful spring flower. I'm not so fond of the name "pansie" but I do love those flowers. Thanks for posting that, Joan. It looks just like the violas that are easing my heart just outside my window. .^^%--- <\_ \ I fear I'm not much of a < \ gardener either, but I read < , \ a lot of gardening books.... ^^|\ ` \_ ejm,,,,/,/,,`(*)\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% . ___ !/\ __ _/ | ---%^^^, /\ | | / \ | | | |_____| / \/ > /__\ | | | __ |__| | --- == > / \ | | | | | | | [_____] __>,^ / \ \__/ \__/ | | . ejm98 | | //| | c7w68 |___| \\| | __ __ . [ ] >`v \ / / \ / \ | | _---_== > \____/ | | | __| |__| | |_ | \ /\ > \ / | | | | | | \___| ---%vvv` \/ | | \__/ | | | i\/ . ________ / \ /_ ___ _ _\ |(_` | / \|_)| |._) | \_/| | ha ha / ha \________/ ha || ha \ || ha \ / || ---%^^')__|| < || < __ ^^ \ / ejm98 / c7w68 \ vv /_\ < < __|| ---%vv') || yg / \ || yg / || yg ___||___ yg / \ yg_yg _ \ |'_) | / \|_ | |(_,_|_\_/|_)| \ / \________/ Its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. Ifz gPzcuzc !z fo zfob fyc foLwcuf ot gnfowgf!c wg!lcLz' ________ / \ /_ ___ _ _\ |(_` | / \|_)| |._) | \_/| | \ / \________/ || ,^^,__|| < \/ || < __ ^^ \ / / Never mind, too late... and I'm NOT ejm98 / ^%--- going to draw the secret handshake.... c7w68 \ v%--- ao!ua fo pLgm fyc zccLcf yguqzygkc'''' vv /_\ \ Nc^cL w!uq` foo lgfc''' guq I,w NOL < < /\ __|| `vv` || ___||___ / \ /_ _ \ |'_) | / \|_ | |(_,_|_\_/|_)| \ / \________/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Here is an armchair with a reading lamp: .___ | ) | (_) | | .+. +.+ .+. +.+))__ .+.+.+.) +.+.+.+|____ ejm .+.+.+.| | Here is a griffin squashed uncomfortably into the armchair. The lamp is falling down because of the clumsiness with which the griffin sat in the chair. , /\, , ./ (_) \ , <| \ , <\>;| \ ,, >;\:|__ \ .+.>;\( *)=. \ +.+ >|wW \ ' \ .+.>;|wW \+.+))__vv vv .+.+.+.)vv vv +.+.+.+|vv__))) ejm98 .+.+.+.|))) | .___ | ) | (_) | | _ ha .+. \,^^%--- ha Actually, +.+ < \ ha I find this chair to be .+.<_/ quite comfortable.... +.+))__/\ .+.+.+.)_ +.+.+.+|_\__ .+.+.+| | ------------------------------- Internet WorkShops - Mount Scopus wrote: > Your furniture is very uncomfortable. I don't like it.But you can try > again, even though it is real boredom !!! .___ | ) | (_) | | | | __ .+. \,^^%--- +.+ < \ How CAN you .+.<_/ say that??? +.+))__/\ .+.+.+.)_ +.+.+.+|_\__ .+.+.+| | Is it the upholstery you object to? Here is a sewing machine. Perhaps you would like to adjust my furniture so it is more comfortable. ________ /_______/| | --- **|| \ /___|()|]_________ / |____| || /| /_[________]/_______/ | |__________ ______ | | | ||______|| | | ||______|| | | ||______|| | ejm | |________|/ I think I'd rather sit in my oh so comfortable armchair and watch a little TV. ________ /_______/| | ----- || , | | |**|| |[| | |___|()||__|]|_,__ /[________]| |[|( )/| /___________________/ | |__________ ______ | | | ||______|| | | ] ||______|| | | ||______|| | ejm |__________|________|/ .___ | ) ________ | (_) /_______/| | | ----- || , | | | |**|| |[| | | |___|()||__|]|_,__ | __ /[________]| |[|( )/| .+. \,^^%--- /___________________/ | +.+ < \ Now who took |__________ ______ | | .+.<_/ the remote??? | ||______|| | +.+))__/\ | ] ||______|| | .+.+.+.)_ | ||______|| | +.+.+.+|_\__ |__________|________|/ .+.+.+| | %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Dave, I stole your Isaac Newton idea but my tree didn't expand very well. And of course now, even if this DID look like an apple tree, it wouldn't be a suitable size for a sig. ####### #######o### #####o#######o# ####o#\#|#/######## ########\|/##o#####o# # }}{ o # }{{ ( o }}{_ c_\ OW! ...EUREKA!! ...F=GMm/r^2 }}{\( ejm97 }{{ \/\\ o %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -joan -- /\ /\ /\ /\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\ //\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\ \\//\/ \/\\// \/ joan stark spunk1111@juno.com \/ /\ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ /\ //\\/\ /\//\\ \\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\// \/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ jgs \/ \/ \/ \/ -------------------------------------------- ===================== )ejm97))))))))))))))) __(((((((((((((((((((((__________________________________________ /\ /\ `. /\ /\ /\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ `. /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ / /\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\`.\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\// //\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\`.\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\ \\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ `. \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\ \/ \/ \/ `. \/ \/ \/ /\ /\ /\ `./\ /\ /\ //\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\/`.\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/ \\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\/`.\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\/// \/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\`./\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\`./\/ \/\\//\/ \ \/ \/ \/ \/`.________\/________ /\ /\ /\ /\ | /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/| /\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///| //\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\| \\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \| \/ \/ \/ \/ | /\ /\ /\ /\ | //\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /\//\\/\ /| \\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//\\\///\\/\//| \/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\//\/\\///\\\| \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\/ \/\\//\| jgs \/ \/ \/ \/ | | | | | | | | | )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( -- ,^^^%--- ha __< \ ha Wonderfully warm... thanks, Joan +----| |XX|\/| ha |XX| | ^,< | \ | \ + ejm97 \/__/____ llizard aka ejm \ cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca \ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% | oo oo \ oo _ ==0_\ ==0 ==0 | / ==0| / _8 ==0/ _8 // /( \ ejm97 \/\_\/ _/\_\/ |/\_\/\8 /(_/\8_8 88_|\ \ _==0 _==0__ _==0__ _==0__ _==0__ ==0 /\_ | \ | | \ llizard aka ejm cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca ejm97 v'VVV / http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% llizard wrote: [snip] > Your vehicles are wonderful. I especially like the car and caravan. But > I think your motorcycle looks more like a jockey racing on a muddy > track. > > .-O > ==-( <-`7) > ,/.//__/\. > -`-'----`-'-MK > > _ > _(<`O , > ==-( >`-/ \ > ,< \ / > > ---'--- `---'-MK/ejm > :) Very good! Splenid 3(!) lines jockey! But take away his horse and he looks not very speedy any more: _ (<`O >` ejm And back to traffic. In a few seconds this poor old man (who used to be a jockey when he was young) will still be on that zebra crossing but -alas- maybe not in the same state: .----. | | MOOK! MOOK! | __ |/ . |[ 8]| ) `(.(o==o).) " " _ O'>) / f< \ // / / | | \ \\ / \ ejm/a:f > -- > _,, | ,^%--- ha > "-=\; \< \ ha > _ \\; _/ > ha > _\| \___>^^ > \ \/\ > ( )~~~ llizard aka ejm > | \ cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca > ejm98 / / http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ You are happy with your horse, aren't you? ;) Andreas ha ha ' ha , so am I! G .*=. (\`~.\| .>` (_--. ASCII Art Dictionary : _=/d ,^\ http://www.stud.uni-hannover.de/~freise ~~ \)-' ' / | ' a:f ------------------------------------- . / ha |,^%--- ha < \ ha Excellent! \ > \ ejm98 /\/>^^ \ Thank you Andreas, I can't remember the last time I've fallen on the floor laughing. Your old man reminds me of the old lady I drew two years ago when someone asked for some "moving ascii". /[please, can you help me take care of my children?] O /|\_ O+ -[here you go, this is all that I have] \| $ _/\ |\ f /| | | | \\ ejm 96 Maybe she'd like to visit your old man in the hospital. ? ! /_\ |C_,_/_____| ejm98 | ||:::::f| O+ _/\ f /| | \~\ Poor fellow didn't see what was coming and even though that MOOK! MOOK! was so loud, he didn't hear because he was on his way to getting new batteries for his hearing aid. and now he has to lie immobilized with his leg in one of those slings and his mouth in a silent constant scream of agony. -- ,^^,_\ www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ll_laugh3.html < \_ ^ cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca < llizard aka ejm < __ , ^^ \ / ^%--- / \ oh oh %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% llizard wrote: > Your old man reminds me of the old lady I drew two years ago when > someone asked for some "moving ascii". > > /[please, can you help me take care of my children?] > O > /|\_ O+ -[here you go, this is all that I have] > \| $ _/\ > |\ f /| > | | | \\ ejm 96 > > Maybe she'd like to visit your old man in the hospital. > > ? > ! /_\ > |C_,_/_____| > ejm98 | ||:::::f| O+ > _/\ > f /| > | \~\ > > Poor fellow didn't see what was coming and even though that MOOK! MOOK! > was so loud, he didn't hear because he was on his way to getting new > batteries for his hearing aid. and now he has to lie immobilized with > his leg in one of those slings and his mouth in a silent constant scream > of agony. :) Now THAT's the right name for the 'ascii symbol' c : 'silent constant scream of agony'! Maybe your friendly old lady even wants to help him getting some fresh air in the park or in .. eh .. PUB | Rats! _ | Steps. .' `. | +o ' | | | /\_ .o |- | | |\ `(< __; | | | .- /~/ (*)L r===r|.__|.-' ejm/a:f Andreas %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Here is a small birthday cake: `'. .`'` * . |_| /\ |)|)\ / : * *| : | |/--\| | | `|''||' ___ v~v~v~v |) | |) | |_| _ !@!@!@! |) | |\ | | | _!_!_!_!_ | || || |\ /\ \ / | | || ||| |/ /--\ | | }{{{{}}}{{{ . ejm97 __||__ If you have Netscape 3.0 that has javascript enabled you can see some birthday type ascii-animations at http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/animations.htm but you can't send them via regular e-mail. ( ) ' ' ( ) ' `'. ' .`'` * . |_| /\ |)|)\ / ' : * *| : | |/--\| | | ' ( ) `|''||' ___ ( )-`. v~v~v~v |) | |) | |_| _ (( ) )--`. !@!@!@! |) | |\ | | | ( ( ) )--`\_!_!_!_!_ ( ) | || || |\ /\ \ / | | || ||| |/ /--\ | | }{{{{}}}{{{ . ejm98 __||__ ( ) ' ' ( ) ' ' ' ( ) ' ' ( ) ' (( ) ) ' ( ) ) ) ' ( ) ' ' ' ' ejm98 ' (H) ' ' (A) ' ' ' (P) ' ' (P) ' ((Y) ) '( ) (B)I)R) (T)) ) ' (H) '(D)) ) ' ' ' '(A) ' ' ' ' ' ' (Y) ' ' ejm98 ' -- ( ) http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ ( )--__ _ cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca ( ) )-_--m==~ llizard aka ejm ( ) ) \ ( ) ,^^^%--- / > \ I almost forgot the balloons!!! / > /|'^ ejm98 | \ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% In article <01bd3291$cda17840$LocalHost@atkins>, "Martin Atkins" wrote: [snip] > \___/ ----- http://vibes.vossnet.co.uk/i/ighaig/ ----- > __| |__ http://voices.vossnet.co.uk/a/atkins/ascii.htm > > BTW, I recommend that all peeps who are using Win95 Notepad for ascii go > to www.textpad.com and download the best text editor I have found for > Win95! (It does rectangular cutnpaste and typeover mode, and has the > option to not restrict the cursor to line ends, and loads more, and it can > be set to autostrip sapces from ends of lines!) EditPad ( http://www.tornado.be/~johnfg/editpad.html ) has a much more attractive price. And it is really great. I believe it does all that you said except perhaps the autostripping of spaces from ends of lines. EditPad also has a replace function for all or selected characters (very valuable). And what does it cost? _____________________________________ | ! .......| | ! : www :| | ! :{_&&&:| | You only have ! : )( :| | to send ! :.....:| | via ! ______________ | | _@" Mail ! ______________ | | a postcard of ! ______________ | | your hometown ! ______________ | | ! | |__________________!__________________| I just got EditPad and sent an attractive picture of the Toronto skyline that looked something like this (but of course, it was a photo and on real cardboard): _____________________________________ | | | | | | = | | === | | | | | | _ .--'| | | | .-'| __ | | | | .-----. | |' | || | | | | | |_' ' /"\ | '-."". '-' '-.| |jgs/ejm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| |_____________________________________| _____ ejm98 |[]!!!| |__!!!| | !!! | |!!!! | ---"--- ______ \ ha |______| ,^^^%--- ha |CANADA|/\/> \ ha | POST | > | ____ | /|^^ || || / \ -- llizard aka ejm cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% . . |/ Q ## \_\#> | \ ejm 97 /#\ \~| ~ ~ . . |/ Q ## \_\#> | \ ejm 97 /#\ \~ \ ~ ~ And because a piper should really play outdoors, I have usurped Andreas Freise's wonderful clouds to make the sound right: _ (` ). _ ( ). .:(` )`. ) _( '`. :( . ) .=(`( . ) .-- `. ( ) ) (( (..__.:'-' .+( ) ` _` ) ) `. `( ) ) ( . ) ( ) ._ ) ` __.:' ) ( ( )) `-'.-(` ) ) ) ( ) --' `- __.' :( )) .-' (_.' .') `( ) )) (_ ) ` __.:' --..,___.--,--'`,---..-.--+--.,,-,,..._.--..-._.-a:f--. . . |/ Q ## --___ \_\#> --___ | \ __---- ejm 97 /#\ ----__- \~| ___ ~ ~ _ -- . . www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ |/ ha cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca ,^^%--- ha llizard aka ejm \/>\##\ ha >#\ Good thing >^^ you can't /| hear me play! ejm98 \ \ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ________ / \ /_ ___ _ _\ |(_` | / \|_)| |._) | \_/| | \ / \________/ || /|| / || ,^^%--- <\ \ whinging and get on with < \ posting some ASCII-art. < ^^|\ ejm98 // ______ | / \ | ha ||STOP|| ,^%--- ha |_\__/_| __>_ \ ha I'm sorry, I don't know --- == >/ who designed the original [_____] __>,^ STOP sign, so I can't ejm98 | | //| | give the proper credit. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% These are the only baby related things I have done (a long time ago in computer terms) are these storks: ((( ,, ( *)======/\==== )( / \ __________/ ) / \ \___EJM96 / / "" \ \____ _/ / (**) \ / \__/ (----------) /____|__//_ ( it's ) | ( a ) | ( girl!) | (____) _|__ \\ ((( ,, ( *)======/\==== )( / \ __________/ ) / \ \___EJM96 / / "" \ \____ _/ / (**) \ / \__/ (----------) /____|__//_ ( it's ) | ( a ) | ( boy! ) | (____) _|__ \\ Inspired by Joan Stark's joke: ((( ,, ( *)========/\==== )( / \ __________/ ) / \ \___EJM96 / / \,^ \____ _/ / =%^^^^^\ / \__/ /----------\ /____|__//_ ( it's ) | ( a ) | ( llizard! ) | (________) _|__ \\ But fear not, there are no llittle llizards llittering the pllanet at this point. As far as I know, there is only one llizard ("Thank Heaven!" you are probably all saying). .............................................................. : _____ : _____ : :| | \ : | \ | / : :|^%===|===%^,/ : |@^,/ | \,^@@--- : :|<_/__| \_> : |__>_/|\_< \ Yikes! That scared me. : : > : > : : > : > I thought maybe : : /|^^ : /|^^ there WAS more than : :ejm98 / \ : ejm98 | \ one of me. : :.................:..........................................: -- _____ www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ | | cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca |^%---|---%^, Silly me; llizard aka ejm |__\__| / \/> it's a > mirror. > /|^^ ejm98 \ \ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% This simplistic camera is perhaps one line too large for a sig (at 6 lines): __ __ /_/\___ /__/[]\/__/|o-_ | _ || -_ | ((_)) || -_ ejm96 |__________|/ ===oooo And this is supposed to be one of those old fashioned 19th century kind but I couldn't get the hood to work. ___ [| |=|{)__ |___| \/ ) /|\ /| ejm97 / | \ | \ I think Joan has drawn some cameras. Joan? -- _____|_____ www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ | | cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca | | ~---, llizard aka ejm | | \_,^%--- | | /> \ I rarely |___________| ___/ > use a /|\ (# o) > camera / | \ '-~ /|^^ in real / | \ | \ llife... %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% How about this? (on the large side at 10 lines) ____________ |_* *| /)_)* |* |*| * *|* * \ / /\ | | |\/| /\ |/ [ |) \o/* * |* * * \/\/ /--\ |_ |_ | | /--\ |\ [ |\ |\| * *|*|\* ejm__|/\*_*_|*| |* http://www.geocities.com/motorcity/9299 / / \| |* mailto:anarchy@cytanet.com.cy |* \ Here it is at 7 lines: |_* *| /)_)* |* |*| * *|* * \ / /\ | | |\/| /\ |/ [ |) \o/* * |* * * \/\/ /--\ |_ |_ | | /--\ |\ [ |\ |\| * *|*|\* ejm__|/\*_*_|*| |* http://www.geocities.com/motorcity/9299 / / \| |* mailto:anarchy@cytanet.com.cy 6 lines: |_* *| /)_)* |* * \ / /\ | | |\/| /\ |/ [ |) |*| * *|* * \/\/ /--\ |_ |_ | | /--\ |\ [ |\ \o/ * *|*|\* ejm__|\|*_*_|*| |* http://www.geocities.com/motorcity/9299 / > \| |* mailto:anarchy@cytanet.com.cy 5 lines: /)_)* |* * \ / /\ | | |\/| /\ |/ [ |) |*| * *|* * \/\/ /--\ |_ |_ | | /--\ |\ [ |\ \o/ * *|*|\* ejm__|\|*_*_|*| |* http://www.geocities.com/motorcity/9299 / > \| |* mailto:anarchy@cytanet.com.cy %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ___,,___ ,d8888888888b,_ _,d889' 8888b, _,d8888' 8888888b, _,d8889' 888888888888b,_ _,d8889' 888888889'688888, /b _,d8889' 88888889' `6888d 6,_ ,d88886' _d888889' ,8d b888b, d\ ,d889'888, d8889' 8d 9888888Y ) ,d889' `88, ,d88' d8 `,88aa88 9 d889' `88, ,88' `8b )88a88' d88' `88 ,88 88 `8b,_ d888888 d89 88, 88 d888b `88`_ 8888 88 88b 88 d888888 8: (6`) 88') 88 8888b, 88 d888aaa8888, ` 'Y' 88b ,888888888888 `d88aa `88888b ,d8 `88b ,88886 `88888888 d88a d8a88` `8/ `q8b ,88'`888 `888'"`88 d8b d8888,` 88/ 9)_6 88 ,88" `88 88p `88 d88888888888bd8( Z~/ 88b 8p 88 68' `88 88888888' `688889` `88 8 `8 8, `88 888 `8888, `qp' 8 8, `q 8b `88 88" `888b q8 8b "888 `8888' "888 `q88b "888' miK ---------------------------------------------------- > You DA MAN! It looks great!!!! I don't see the devil in him at all. > Living in Buffalo country for 3 years now, I can tell you that they > really do look that mean. *S* I've been 3 feet from one in my car and I > can reasure you they are not very friendly animals. *Yes, I stayed in my > car, LOL* GREAT BUFFALO MIC!!!! > > Peace, > Donovan They are wonderful. And indeed, they are scary looking in real life. I was skiing one winter's day at Elk Island Park in Alberta and looked up to see a small (yeah, right!) bison galloping towards me on the trail. Needless to say, after yelping, I moved aside to let him gallop by. Oddly enough, after I had moved off the trail, the young bison had already chosen to plunge back into the woods instead of passing by me. But I have to admit that I spent the rest of the chilly afternoon anxiously looking over my shoulder, waiting to be stampeded by the bison's parents.... _.-```'-,_ ,., ,-'` `'-.,_ /) (\ '`-. (( ) ) `\ _,^@@--- \) (_/ )\ +----|<\/| \ /| / / /` /_/ / | /) ' ,' / \ < | /-|/_/ /_7/ / . `\ ^' ' ( / )) ^,< | | _/\ , / ,,`\ ( "` \ | \ + \Y, | \ \ | ```| / \_ \ ejm98 \/__/____ `)/ \ \ ) ( > ( > \ \( \( |/ |/ \ mic/dwb /_(/_( /_( /_( . _,^^@@--- +----/<\/\ \ I don't know why bison > \ are allowed to rove >,^ \ freely in a park / | / x named after ejm98 ____\__\/ Elk! / / ---------------------------------------------------- LOL :-) I imagined a coldblooded lass in distress would have acted rational. :) _ (` ) _ _ _ ( (` ) _ _ _ ( '-` '-`:. _( _( . ) (` ) ( '-`father son ) .-`` _( ) '`. ) ( from (_,-to _)_ ( .=( (_.:'-' ( _' (_,-.mother _( '-`:. `( ( (. -'_,-' o `-_) daughter ) .`(_ (. `-.' _,(-) o (_,-._ _) ( . (_ __.: '-' `-(` \_( --@@^^, `-_) `( ` ) _,(-) //">^\ / /\/----+ `(__.:' `-(` \_( /> `(__.:' //"\^> / >,^ .they'll u-turn. x / | / ____\__\/ .dead certain. / / > _,^^@@--- > +----/<\/\ \ I don't know why bison > > \ are allowed to rove > >,^ \ freely in a park > / | / x named after >ejm98 ____\__\/ Elk! > / > / For the same reason llizards were allowed to ski in that park, probably :) Merci beaucoup, animal rampant merveilleuse :) mic ----------------------------------------- >-- > /\ ASCII-art and Javascript ASCII-animations > \/`. www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ > + + + `. ,^%--- ha cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca >+ + + `. < \ ha llizard aka ejm > + \/>\ ha >ejm98 //\>^^\ I have a kiteflying licence too.... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ _______________________________ ||\||)(` | National Park Kite | || || .) |_ Flying Licence | | < /\ |\| /\ |> /\ | |......... iss: Nov95 exp: n/a | |: : name: EJM | |: ===%^ : aka: llizard | |: : occ: fiddler | |......... addr: Toronto, ON | | e-mail: cq547@torfree.net | | URL: http://www.geocities.com/| | SoHo/Studios/9334/ | + + |____________,__________________| + + + : + + + : + : : /| / \,^^%--- / <\/\ \ But *I* had a licence! x > \ >,^ \ / | / x ejm98 ____\__\/ / / ^^^-_ /^^^^-,.---^^-=-+--,,,,,^^^^^^**-..,,__,,.-----^^^^ ^^^^^^ ^^^^^^--,,,.......--^^^ You DO!!... Hold on!!... i'll call 911... :D mic ----------------------- _______________________________ ||\||)|/ | National Park Kite | || || |\ |_ Flying Licence | | < /\ |\| /\ |> /\ | |......... iss: Nov95 exp: n/a | |: : name: EJM | |: ===%^ : aka: llizard | |: : occ: ne'er do well | |......... addr: Toronto, ON | | e-mail: cq547@torfree.net | | URL: http://www.geocities.com/| | SoHo/Studios/9334/ | + + |____________,__________________| + + + `. + + + `. + `. `. `. `. /| ha / \,^^%--- ha / <\/\ \ ha x > \ No need to phone! >,^ \ / | / x I've always wanted to ejm98 ____\__\/ try hang gliding. / (Besides, it seems safer up here) _ / (` ) _ ( (` ) _ _( _( . ) (` ) .-`` _( ) '`. ) ( .=( (_.:'-' ( _' `( ( (. -'_,-' .`(_ (. `-.' _,(-) ( . (_ __.: '-' `-(` \_( _,(-) `( ` ) _,(-) //">^\`-(` \_( `(__.:' `-(` \_( //">^\ `(__.:' //"\^> ^^^-_ /^^^^-,.---^^-=-+--,,,,,^^^^^ ^^^^^^ ^^^^^^--,,,.......--^^^ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% _.-._ .-' | `-. / | \ | | | | | | \ | / \`. | .'/ \ ` | ' / \ |_|__|/ ha \__|,^^%--- ha )__|>\_ \ ha =+=+=/= What excellent use of +=+=+=+ all the hot air that ejm98 =+=+=+= has been floating around this newsgroup! %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ,^%--- _._ \ < \ \ ___ Can you tell I don't really | _._ \/_>/ / \ play the drums? | | _[_][_]| | | | \ | | \___/ ejm98 /|\/|\ ~/|\/|\ /|\ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% > > _W_ > _ (") > \/ /\_ > \ \ > __///__ > > Uh, what's that? lol > > >>BKNambo Hmmm... What *is* that? ha ^^^^%--- ha " \ ha I know! _W_ _ (") \/ /\_ \ \ __///__ _ ,Nothing up my sleeve.... _ _ (") M \/ /\_ \ \ __///__ _ ,Nothing up my sleeve.... (") _ _/_/ M \ \ __///__ _ ,Nothing up my sleeve.... _(") _\__/ M\ \ __///__ _ ,Nothing up my sleeve.... |\(") _(\__/ M\ \ __///__ (\ /) \\ // \)_(/ /6 6\ ( =o= ) `)^(` /` `\ (_/ \_) _| |_ / : ; \ \ : ; / jgs /_/'-'\_\ _ ,Ta DAAAAH! \_(") _ __/ M\ \ __///__ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- ,^%--- ha That's better! t _< \ ha __e__n_ _/> ha (This filing cabinet } { > is getting full.) } TRASH {/\>,^ } BIN { | llizard aka ejm cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca ejm }_i_____{ \ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- | ha llizard aka ejm cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca |^^^^%--- ha http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ | " \ ha ASCII-art and Javascript ASCII-animations %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ---@@^,\ /> '\ yikes/ >/ / > ' \ \/> _ ~-~-~-~/ > ,^____\~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ~-~-~-~/ > > ||||| > | o o | .-- I have that horrid character > | > | / entity on my nose again! > | o | ----' > \___/ > | | > ,^^%--- What a disaster! <\_ \ < \ Quick, brush it away! < \ ^^|\ _\__ ,'".`;`-,-.*`. ejm98 / / \\\\\+..,;;`#%*..>-,-.. ||||| | o o | .-- | > | / That's better.... | `-' | ----' \___/ | | / \,^^%--- <\_ \ Augh! Now it's on me!!! > \ > \ /| ^^ _\__ ,'".`;`-,-.*`. ejm98 | \ \\\\\+..,;;`#%*..-,-.. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% > Yes I know I am mad. > > ||) || '' || > || ||) || || > ------------- > \\, \\) \\ \\, > '\\)'\\ ,,'\\ > > PS Just realised this looks silly in Courier. > > ccx165@coventry.ac.uk > Trainee Programmer |)| '|' ,.' > Computing Services | |)||||) || PjP > Coventry University |()(,)(>|| (-) > . ~ ha ^^^^%--- ha " \ ha Mad? Nooooooo " / Yg WgbS Nooooooo vvvv%--- Yg Yg I think your reflexions are interesting. I prefer this 'r' though. I fY!uk honL Lctlcx!ouz gLc !ufcLczf!ua' I bLctcL fY!z .L. fYonaY' Which makes me start reflecting more.... MY!cY wgkcz wc zfgLf Lctlccf!ua woLc'''' ________ /| }| /|{ / |\ }| ^%===|{===%^,/ }|___<_/__|{ |\_>| | >/ |/|^^ ejm98 / \ __________ }| (| |{ /| ha }| |/||_| | |{ /\,^%--- ha }|__________|{ /\_< \ ha Can you read it? | / > |/ > (It was all intended!) /|^^ ejm98 / \ Thank you, Phil, for the amusement. IYguk hon` bY!l` toL fYc gwnzcwcuf' _________ | XII | | | | ___ ha |IX * III| _/ | ,^%--- ha | / | |_____| __<_ \ ha |____VI___| --- == >/ [_____] __>,^ ejm98 | | //| | c7wd8 |___| \\| | [ ] >`v _________ _---_== __>_\ | AI | |_ | < / Yg | \ | \___| `v%--- Yg |IX * III| Yg | | | |___XII___| Can you tell I have WAY too much time on my hands? Cgu hon fcll I Yg^c MVh foo wncY f!wc ou wh YguqzS %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Flookster wrote: > > _._ > |( )| > | | > | = |____ > /| |__ \ > || | / /| > / Y // > | // > \ // > / / AsH > / / > [snip] > [Flookster stops and wonders: Y?Y?Y?Y?Y?wotsitall4?] . ___|_____ \ | \ | \ | `.___|_ __[) ~---, `. (| _ \ \ \_/(/ /\ ---%^^,/ \_\ \ \___/ /--\UGH! / / > \_\_/ ___/ > _________|_ (# o)>,^ /|\ '-~/| / | \ ejm98 \ \ . ___|_____ | /)) | / / | / (___|_ / (]__) / (]___) / (]___) ,^^%--- ___(]_) ~---,_//< \ You mean, this is all / | ___/ > [ /\ [) _/_______|_ (# o)>,^ | \/ |\ /|\ '-~/| something??? / | \ ejm98 \ \ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% . o o o ' _=_ o ha ' ,^^%--- ha \_<__o\ ha I like the hat; I hope you don't > mind that I got one just like it! __>,^ \ / ~|\ |~ -. ejm ((* ) `- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% _., (>(__.\() / \__) _______ .=/.- __/,^-._ ______ ___ ( * );"\====* ) _________ ejm - ~ ` - %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- ejm98 ha llizard aka ejm cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca __. ,^%--- ha (>(__.\_> \ ha Why would you want / \__> _____ a rice burner, anyway? .=/.- __>,^-._ _____ ___ ( * );"\====* ) _______ ASCII-art and Javascript ASCII-animations - ~ ` - http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- _____ llizard aka ejm cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca /_\ * http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ / ,^%--- \< \ I'm just trying it on <\ for size... ^,< \ ejm98 |\ | \ ASCII-art and Javascript ASCII-animations %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Colin Douthwaite wrote: > > llizard wrote: > > > >[snip of too large for sigs (except for a few) winged horses [snip] > you can always use some righthand and lefthand wing > kits to add them to any horse picture, including unicorns, and just > enlarge the wing as necessary to fit your horse. > > \_ , > \~-._ |\ > \ ~\ ) > \_ //' > ( ( > > , _/ > /| _.-~/ > ( /~ / > `\\ _/ > ) ) > > \_ , , _/ > \~-._ |\ ,_/)_ _(\_, /| _.-~/ > _ \ ~\ ) ( =\ /s ) ( /~ / _ > ( ) _\_ //_( @ /~\_) (_/~\ @ )_`\\ _/ ( ) > (/(^ ~~~@~~ ) ( ~~@~~~ ^)\) > (/)\ @ @ / \ @ @ /(\) > () >,)_ _@_( _ ( ) _ )_@_ _(,< () > \\ \\ \\ \\ // // // // > o' o' ~o ~o o~ o~ 'o 'o -cfbd- > > , _/ > (\_/) /| _.-~/ > /vv ) ( /~ / _ > (_/\ \ `\\ _/ ( ) > ( (~~~~~~~~)\) > \ \ /(\) > ) _)_ _ __< () > //// // > o~ o 'o -cfbd- > > , _/ > (\w/) /| _.-~/ > (.. \ ( /~ / > _/ ) \_`\\ _/ > (oo /'\ )`, > `--' (v ___( / || > ||| ||| || > //_| //_| after/jv . ___ ha !/\ _/ ha ---%^^^, There you go! |_____|ha / \/ > --- == > Perfect. [_____] __>,^ ejm98 | | //| | ...and much closer to sig size. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% llizard wrote: > VK wrote: > > > > % / `o > > - `. > > o ha > > % o ,^^%--- ha > > \_<_o= ha > > [] | |__>] | |,~ I don't know ___ > > \ /^^ ~/(\ \ /| | /\ __ > > / ~ ___\_~/___` \/\/%| -/--\ __ > > / ~~~( ) ( you mean..- > > %%%% /|/ `/| ejm98%%% \ /%%% > > ccess.com > > > . > o > o ha > o ,^^%--- ha > \_<_o \ ha I can't decide which is better.... > __> ,~ > \ /^^ ~/(\ > ~ ___\_~/ / ` > ~~~( )___( | > /|/_ _`/| > ejm98 \ / > Here's a diddle to show what I saw in this one. A juggling circus llizard dressed in wide trousers, a shirt with wide sleeves and high-heeled boots. o % / `o - `. o ha % o ,^^%---- ha |\_<___\ ha \ > \ \\,~ I don't know ___ `-' > \_/ \ /| | /\ __ _____>) \/\/%| -/--\ __ ( ) (< you mean..- _/| _/| ejm98 \ /%%% VK %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ( And don't forget the... | ~^^^~~^^ w \ ,^%--- |) | [ || |__\> \ Mmmm... | | [ .. __\______/__ > [_____________]_>,^ llizard aka ejm cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca |ejm97 //|| | http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% /\ ==, ,^^%--- '===, ___ ,=====, < \ \ I love '=={6_6}=' ___ '==== < \ the theatre; (\_/),={9 9}==. < don't you? ===' /^\ '===, < '= ^'|\ llizard aka ejm cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca ejm97 / | www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% , ,^%--- ha ASCII-art and Javascript ASCII-animations / \> \ ha www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ _/ \/> ha cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca ejm _(/_____>,^_____ ~-~-~ llizard aka ejm ~-~-~`------------'~-~-~ (\ ,^%--- \__> \ It is MUCH easier to paddle with a double blade! \/> ______\_>,^______ llizard aka ejm ~-~-~`-----\-------'~-~-~ cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca ~-~-~- -~-~\)~-~-~ www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ ejm ~-~-~- ~-~ ASCII-art and Javascript ASCII-animations %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ,^^%--- ASCII-art and Javascript ASCII-animations __<__ \ www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ oo < \^/|-|()() cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca \_^,< _ _ llizard aka ejm \ |_|/ \ / \ | | / | |\_/ \_/ . . ejm97 oo %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- / / www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ \|^^ cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca > / llizard aka ejm _________ >/ ]| /'^^%--- ]| / \ I'm always very ]|___ discreetly dressed when diving.... ejm98|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% _____ www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ | | \ cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca |^%===|===%^,/ "I'm llizard aka ejm |<_/__| \_> lovely; > absolutely /|^^ lovely...." ejm98 / \ (FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- llizard aka ejm cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca ___ha /\ //) _/ ha| ---%^^^,/ ) Of course, I always suspected |_____|ha / \/ > ) that I wouldn't be able to hide --- == > \ ) my remarkable intelligence.... [_____] __>,^ \) | | //| | ASCII-art, ASCII-animations and animated gifs http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- ____ ASCII-art, ASCII-animations and animated gifs |A/\ | http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ |( )| cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca | )( | llizard aka ejm ---"-- \ ha .^%--- ha < \ ha Here it is again... / > ________" > /\ /` [ [ (` |) /\ |\ [ (` | || /|^^ /--\ \, [ ()| ,) | /--\ |/ [ ,) . _||_ \ \ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- llizard aka ejm cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca ( http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ | ASCII-art, ASCII-animations & animated gifs ~^^^~~^^ w \ ,^%--- __ |__\> \ / ( <-. __ _\______/__ > And speaking of pie, (_.^` \ ) \ [___________]__>,^ ...I'm pleased to report that \ ,-> '^._) |ejm //|| | I know where my mittens are. V %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Oh!! Don't you HATE it when it snows in May? Would you like to borrow my mittens? (Your hands will get so cold what with those snowboarding falls.) ))))( / \ | \ )(((( | |\_) / \ \___/ / ^ \ (_/ | | ejm \___/ -- ( llizard aka ejm cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca | ASCII-art, ASCII-animations and animated gifs ~^^^~~^^ w\ ,^%--- http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ |_\> \ _\______/__ > Just don't lose them please, [___________]_>,^ because I hate to miss out on |) | [ || |ejm //|| | | | [ .. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- -#----- llizard aka ejm cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca | ASCII-art, ASCII and gif animations _ _\,^%--- =#-(_X_)< \ Those birds are much happier \/ > being free, anyway.... ___>,^ //| | http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- llizard aka ejm [ + + + cq547@|reene|.|oron|o.on.ca ,^ ASCII-art, ASCII and gif animations ===%^^^^^^^^^^^^ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ " " %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- |___ llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ## | ~---, ASCII-ar+, ASCII and gif anima+ions ####| \_,^^%--- _)(_|_ ___/> \ I hope you don't mind |\ (@ o)> my meddling.... | \ '-~/|^^ | \ ejm | \ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- ,^^%--- _ _ llizard aka ejm __<__ \ \ /|_|/ \ / \ cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca oo < \/\/ | |\_/ \_/ ASCII-ar+, ASCII and gif anima+ions \_^,< _ _ \ |_|/ \ / \ | | / | |\_/ \_/ . . ejm oo http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- ,^^%--- ha llizard aka ejm <\_ \ ha I suppose I really < '\ ha should vacuum the attic occasionally. < :/\ ^^|\ \_\__ ,'".`;`-,-.*`. cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ejm / / (__\+..,;;`#%*..-,-..www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- \_,^^%--- ha _ /> \ ha llizard aka ejm ;c) ,--/__>^__ ha cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca .`-'. o} \ )~ ASCII-ar+, ASCII and gif anima+ions '- =, |__| | http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ ejm /_/|_| |_\_\ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- _ llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ___/_\___ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ !!!!!!!!!!! ASCII-ar+, ASCII and gif anima+ions / ,^^%--- \<_/ \ ...which reminds me to put my sombrero on too. > > (it's very sunny and hot here now) /|^^ ejm | \ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- /` llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca \,^^%--- ha <\ \ ha I'm not quite sure how >/ ha to keep the castanets going.... >` /|^^ ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions ejm \ \ www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- _____ Who, me? Vain???? |^%---|---%^, |__\__| / \/> llizard aka ejm > cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca /|^^ ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions ejm \ \ www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- _____ cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca |~~c_,| llizard aka ejm | `') | | <, | ,^%--- ha |___`_| __<_ \ ha I've GOT to stop! --- == >/ ha [_____] __>,^ ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions ejm| | //| | www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- \_,^^%--- < \_ \ o Hey! This is pretty fun. < `..' llizard aka ejm ^^|\ cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca / | ejm www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- ___`\_ ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions _/ |\=) ,^%--- |_____| `|\_<_ \ Delicious carrot, by the way. --- == >/ [_____] __>,^ llizard cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ejm| | //| | www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ha ,^ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ ha ---%^^^^^^^^^^ ASCII-ar+, ASCII and gif anima+ions ha / " " %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- ________________ /(@)______________) ha / | Well, I am | ha ---%^^, | not a poet; | llizard aka ejm ha / >\ | lluckily, | cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca < \| NOW I know it.|ASCII-ar+, ASCII&gif anima+ions < |_______________| ^^|\ (@)______________) / \ www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- _|_,^%--- ... it's lucky for you that this =#-(_X_) \ newsgroup doesn't have sound! \/ > llizard aka ejm ___>,^ cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ejm //| | www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- first Sunday in Advent , ha I'm not really allowed , , | , @ * ,^%--- ha to play with matches. | | | | | \_< \ ha | | | | | _/> llizard aka ejm |)|( | (| |) > cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca <>8<>8<<>8<>>8<> /|^^ ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions ejm V V V V | \ www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- ,^^%--- I love to pretending __>_/ \ to know something about Chess &..# > [____]_>,^ llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ejm | //|| | www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- .___ Oh Excellent!! * | ) /)\ | (_) Christmas 7.~ | Music on /o "\ .+.,^^%--- the Radio 7 & ~ +.+< \ ________ / @ ; \ .+.<_/ |[""""|"]| 7` e ~ llizard aka ejm +.+))__ _|_o____o_|_ / j ( \ cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca .+.+.+.) |]]]]]]]]]]]]& m ASCII-ar+, ASCII and gif anima+ions ejm.+.+|\ |]]]]]]]]]]]]| www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- * www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ __.^^%--- * ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions * \\ ha on my pages.... _ _ |/ \ .^^%--- ha _/< < | \__<__ \ ha |___> >_| < llizard aka ejm -< <- == ^,< cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca [__\/_] _/\ ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions | | ejm / www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- ___ cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca _/ | ,^%--- llizard aka ejm |_____| __<_ \ Dejanews is so handy! --- == >/ [_____] __>,^ ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions ejm| | //| | www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- _____________ llizard aka ejm | )= | cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca |"` | ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions |______!______| z www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ |.^=--- z ! |<_ \z________..| (I only have one pair of trousers ejm | ||:::::::::::| so my sig is always handy.) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- ___ cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca _/ | ,^%--- llizard aka ejm |_____| __<_ \ No doubt I got it wrong; --- == >/ I only skimmed the passage. [_____] __>,^ ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions ejm| | //| | www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- ______%^|> I think I lost my sense of humor; maybe } {/ > it's in here.... } TRASH { > llizard aka ejm } BIN { /|^^ cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ejm }_______{ | \ www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- o ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions o o ,^^%--- ha \_<_o \ ha ...but it only works for a second. > ha o __>,^ llizard aka ejm \ / cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca ejm \ www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- ___ cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca _/ | ,^%--- llizard aka ejm |_____| __<_ \ The last time I bowled I got a total --- == >/ score of 40! (a strike in the last frame) [_____] __>,^ ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions ejm| | //| | www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- ___ llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca _/ | ,^%--- |_____| __<_ \ If I had a brain, I could have thoughts too! --- == >/ [_____] __>,^ ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions ejm| | //| | www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ___ ha !/\ _/ ha ---%^^^, |_____|ha / \/ > --- == > [_____] __>,^ ejm | | //| | -- ___ llizard aka ejm _/ | / ha cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca |_____| |,^%--- ha --- == < \ ha ...now THAT was funny. [_____] __ \ > \ ejm | | __| /\/>^^ \ www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- ___ cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca _/ | ,^%--- llizard aka ejm |_____| __<_ \ Is there somewhere on the net that one --- == >/ can download a brain? [_____] __>,^ ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions ejm| | //| | www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -- ___ cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca _/ | ,^%--- llizard aka ejm |_____| __<_ \ Every year I plant red petunias in the --- == >/ vain hope that hummingbirds will hover [_____] __>,^ in my garden. ejm| | //| | www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%