Six Line Ascii Art Challenge ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The rules: 1. It must be exactly six lines. 2. It must be new. ------------------------------------ The list of subjects ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Please suggest more subjects to put on this list. Send them to the newsgroup alt.ascii-art or in an email to me at vk@ludd.luth.se Animals ======= aardvark ant ant eater bear (sk) bird (jgs) butterfly cat (SK) cow dog (SK) eagle (SK, cjr) with a fish (SK) elephant (ejm) fish fly frog (jgs) goat grasshopper hen (SK) hipopotamus horse (VK, SK) lion (MT, snd, ldb) moose mouse panther (sk) parrot (Phil) rabbit (jgs) raccoon rat reindeer seal (ldb/ejm) sheep snake cobra (MT) turtle (jgs, sd/FS) whale (Riitta Rasimus) wolf zebra Food ==== apple banana birthday cake (MT) bottle (VK) carrot (Riitta Rasimus, Tom Ewel) chicken egg fish grapes hot dog meat balls orange peach pear pie (Riitta Rasimus) pineapple (jgs) pork chop pizza (SK) spaghetti Sports ====== football tennis ice hockey (MT) riding running (jgs) swimming (jgs) golf beachball (ejm) Clothes ======= hat (Riitta Rasimus) shirt (Riitta Rasimus) t-shirt (Riitta Rasimus, Gerfried Fuchs) trousers (Riitta Rasimus) shorts skirt (Riitta Rasimus) blouse (Riitta Rasimus) shoes (Riitta Rasimus) boots (Riitta Rasimus) gloves (Riitta Rasimus) mittens (Riitta Rasimus) overalls (Riitta Rasimus) pyjamas (Riitta Rasimus) pullover (Riitta Rasimus) dress (Riitta Rasimus) bikini and swimming suit (Riitta Rasimus) jumper (Gerfried Fuchs) shorts and sports shirt (for a fat, short man) (Riitta Rasimus) bermudas (Riitta Rasimus) panties (Krogg) Furniture ========= chair (jgs) table bed (jgs) cupboard sofa/couch (jgs) bookcase bar stool (Riitta Rasimus) A place to keep your CD player, VCR etc. (Riitta Rasimus) drawer(?) (Riitta Rasimus) Krogg stuff (i.e. stuff suggested by Krogg) =========================================== Severed heads (MT) gut piles strange sex devices dead people devices of execution electric chair (Krogg) Sybian(tm) love machine (Krogg) shotgun (Krogg) Sex toy (Krogg) Homeless person (Krogg) Computer ======== Pacman (Krogg) computer The Snake mouse (Sarah Day) keyboard screen M$, M@c, Sun, etc symbols CD (Sarah Day) Floppy (Sarah Day) Sony Playstation (SgH) Entertainment (TV, music, books, cartoons, etc) =============================================== Beavis & Butthead Spice girls Donald Duck (snd) Mickey Mouse Goofy MacGyver Mumin family (VK) Vehicles ======== car (sd) bike truck train tractor motorcycle snowmobile skateboard helicopter aeroplane rowing boat sail boat big ship canoe People in different situations ============================== Person reading a book (Stanislaw Ciszewski) Man smoking a pipe (Stanislaw Ciszewski) Robbery (Stanislaw Ciszewski) Portrait of a man wearing a hat (Stanislaw Ciszewski) Six lines strip-tease (Stanislaw Ciszewski) Me and my friends on an unfortunate boat trip. (Riitta Rasimus) eating drinking sleeping bathing taking a shower getting dressed walking ROTFL Bride and groom (Riitta Rasimus) In jail (SgH/sc) Tools ===== hammer (Riitta Rasimus) saw screwdriver (Riitta Rasimus) drill (Riitta Rasimus) knife (Riitta Rasimus) Misc. ===== house (VK) church shop world map (snd) paper bag suitcase handbag (Riitta Rasimus) road (Riitta Rasimus) tree flower (MT) TV radio (MT, Nate / DAC) alarm clock (ejm) electric plug (VK) mailbox (MT) mermaid (jgs, ejm, CJRandall, Kronome Gergely, Stanislaw Ciszewski. ldb) snowman (ldb) Baby (Naughty) Ode to Pyramid Schemes and Other Assorted Internet Phenomena (Matthew Thomas) mortar and pestle (Nate / DAC) ------------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Dec 2005 06:08:10 -0800 (PST) From: parar isidore To: vk@ludd.luth.se Subject: 6 lines challenge - Christmas 2005 You can separate the tree from en Nativity Scene, if you want. You can replace the message in your own language. Nativity Scene * `'´ *** - * - ***** ´'` ******* O O ****X**** ,/ \, ,/-\, *** X *** ./ \. \o_-/ /_\ _____Joyeux Noël !_____ Isidoro Pseudonym ------------------------------------ A late arrival, but the challenge IS still open so that's OK: Date: Sat, 17 May 2003 14:19:16 +0000 From: Pete Zahut To: vk@ludd.luth.se Subject: Six line ASCII challenge Yeah, you wanted table.... check this out.  Table ______________________ 1 ||__________________|| 2 || || 3 || || 4 || || 5 || || 6 ------------------------------------ Mumintroll (VK) // (oo\ / ._) J _=\= | / 3._.' |_|_ /m' (oo\ / ._) J _=\= | / 3._.' |_+_ // (oo\ / ._) @J _=\= /|||||| 3._.' ||||| // (oo\ / / ._) /\ J _=\=/\/\ | / \/ 3._.' |_|_ ------------------------------------ Alarm clock (llizard) ( ) ( ) |. `_^_' (|||)(| / |,\ ,| |- ' -| |. \_,_/ (|||)(| /___\ ,| ------------------------------------ Horse (VK) .'' ._.-.___.' (`\ //( ( `' '/ )\ ).__. ) ' <' `\ ._/'\ ` \ \ ------------------------------------ Electric chair (Krogg) |"|.-.|"|::""""+-+ |_| |_| `, |O|----.... /_\---/_\ """+-+----.... |=|___|=| | | | | (|_|) (|_|) ------------------------------------ Pacman (Krogg) ,##. ,==. ,# #. \ o ', # # _ _ \ \ # # (_) (_) / ; `# #' / .' `##' "==" ------------------------------------ Sybian(tm) love machine (Krogg) ,-. ____| |_____ .J, |_| J, | F " F \ | | \|____________| ------------------------------------ Bottle (VK) mmm )-( ( ) | | | | |___| ------------------------------------ House (VK) ____||____ ///////////\ /////////// \ | _ | | |[] | | []|[]| | | | | | ------------------------------------ Radio (MT) _________ _|_________|_ / \ MT | ### ### | | ### ### | \_____________/ ------------------------------------ Flower (MT) _ .\ /. MT < ~O~ > '/_\' \ | / \|/ ------------------------------------ Cobra (MT) ____ / . .\ MT \ ---< \ / __________/ / -=:___________/ ------------------------------------ Lion (MT) MT ((((())))) ((( # # ))) Let me see here... ((( ))) Oh yeah that's it... ROAR ((( ++++ ))) ___/ ((((())))) / \ ------------------------------------ Hockey (MT) \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \__ _ MT \___\ (_) ------------------------------------ Cat (SK) |\---/| | ,_, | \_`_/-..----. ___/ ` ' ,""+ \ sk (__...' __\ |`.___.'; (_,...'(_,.`__)/'.....+ ------------------------------------ Electric plug (VK) ____ ____| \ (____| `._____ ____| _|___ (____| .' |____/ ------------------------------------ Radio (Nate / DAC) .==============. __________||_/########\_||__________ |(O)____ : [FM 103.7] ooooo : ____(O)| Deep down in L'usiana | /::::\: _________ +|+ :/::::\ | -=< close to New Orleans | \;;;;/: | | | |+| :\;;;;/ | Way Back up in the woods |________:_ooooo+==ooo______:________|nad Among the evergreens... ------------------------------------ Dog (SK) ___ __/_ `. .-"""-. \_,` | \-' / )`-') "") `"` \ ((`"` ___Y , .'7 /| (_,___/...-` (_/_/ sk ------------------------------------ Cake: $$ $$ $$ __||__||__||__ | * * * * * * *| |* * * * * * * | MT | * * * * * * *| |______________| ------------------------------------ Mailbox (MT, after Krogg) I editted Krogs Sybian(tm) love machine and made this mailbox. An addition to the house ___ _____||__|___ .J, || J, Krog & MT | F || F \ | | \|____________| ------------------------------------ Severed head (MT) Krog wanted a severed head, well this is my best... Hey guys, i found a ball! / \ O MT \|/ _/|\/ | _ | / \ \/ \ .' `. `_ O I had to add that little bit of text so it would be 6 lines... ------------------------------------ Hen (SK) /""\ , <>^ L____/| `) /` , / \ `---' / `'";\)` sk _/_Y ------------------------------------ Pizza (SK) _______ _.-:::"":"";::-._ .-:-'` __:.|,;__ `'-:-. | (-""`` .'|`. ``""-) | '.''--..:__:__;..--''.' sk `'--..._____...--'` ------------------------------------ Floppy (Sarah Day) ________ | |____| | | __ | | (__) | | | |________| ------------------------------------ CD (Sarah Day) ___ .' '. / \ ( (0) ) \ / '.___.' ------------------------------------ Mouse (Sarah Day) ____((______ | _\\ | | |_|_| | | | | | | |___| | |____________| ------------------------------------ Mermaids (jgs) \}}/ ' ~ () ' _/} , ~ /oo\ <')_><{ /\ ` ` \/ ~ jgs /\ ~ ,sSSs ,SSSS_/ ,_ sS/`))\// sS//|_(_/ _, SS\\\ `""-.-'` / jgs sSS` ` `-==-'`'-._\ ------------------------------------ Person reading a book (Stanislaw Ciszewski) ooooO .=====i=====. Ooooo | / | | | \ | | | <| | |> | | | |\~-.|_____|_____|.-~/| | | \ \ ~-.(___).-~ / / | \__/-/_________________\-\__/ ------------------------------------ Man smoking a pipe (Stanislaw Ciszewski) __..-\\\\ _ `\\\\\\\\\\ (_) `\\\\\\ _.\ O `\\\U\\ \ o `\\ \\\\~ _ | \\\\~~~ ------------------------------------ Robbery (Stanislaw Ciszewski) ,__ . . __ ------ _*=_ : . __==__ (``) ,( ")> .:.__ (~~) ____ /~::~\ ____'|~)__________`\\/;~\____________ `|_::_|' (` | (~`\\._ _||_ /__|_ _.||[___] ------------------------------------ Portrait of a man wearing a hat (Stanislaw Ciszewski) pooqpooq odboodboodbo T'._ _.`T /Y O..O Y\ //\. _ ./\\ /;;;;;;;;\__/;;;;;;;;\ ------------------------------------ Six lines strip-tease (Stanislaw Ciszewski) \X /\~/\ X/ "d )aa \\b" \\(= // /\(`;' )/\ //\`\==/'/\\ _/! \____/ !\_ \2 /\~/\ 6/ \\ )aa \\// \\(= // /\(`;' )/\ //\`\==/'/\\ _/! \____/ !\_ \2 /\~/\ 6/ \\ )aa \\// \\(= // /\(_)(_)/\ //\`\==/'/\\ _/! \____/ !\_ \2 /\~/\ 6/ \\ )aa \\// \\(= // /\(_)(_)/\ //\`\==/'/\\ _/' \____/ `\_ \2 /\~/\ 6/ \\ )aa \\// \\(= // /\(_)(_)/\ //\`\--/'/\\ _/' \_Y'_/ `\_ \2 /\~/\ 6/ \\ )aa \\// \\(= // /\(* *)/\ //\`\--/'/\\ _/' \_Y'_/ `\_ \2 /\~/\ 6/ \\ )aa \\// \\(= // /\(* *)/\ //\`\ /'/\\ _/' \_"._/ `\_ [an idea for an animation?] ------------------------------------ Mermaids (ejm) ~ ~ ~~ ~~ _((, \`,/ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~~~~~~ \()} )/~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~ `((-. // ~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~ ~ ~*~~ ))).\/ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~ * \)-(((( `\ ~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~~ ejm *-\) (___/ `\_ ~~ ~~~~~ ~ ~~~~~ ~ ~~ ~~ ~~~~~ ~~ \`v'/ ~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~ ,-, `, ~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~~~ ))) ,. ~ ~~ ~~ ** * ((((, , ~ ~~~ ~ ~ *`\(/ / ) ( \ ~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ejm \) ,/ (___/ \,~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~~ ~~ \ (( ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~~~~~~ `\{)) ~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~ `((-. __ ~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~ ~ ~*~~ ))).\,.\ ~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ejm ~~ * \)-((((/`\_`;--, ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~*-\ )))) `(~~ ~~~~~ ~ ~~~~~ ~ ------------------------------------ Mermaids (CJRandall) 1 ssMi\ 2 _. ~(")/ 3 oOo\/oo( 4 ^^^ ( ) 5 )( 6 __ _______ _ /^^\ 1 ~sssSSs(Y-----------. 2 ~ssS( '} )) ) 3 ~s/(*) (*)/_ / ( 4 (( )) (( _`\ /( O 5 \(( ' ))( `\\/ ( ^;, 6~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^~~~~ ------------------------------------ Mermaid (Kronome Gergely) 1 ,*@*@*@*. 2 ((((d.d)))) 3 ,---.__ (^(^)) ~/))) 4 _.' ,-._ `-'. <^\`\_'_ 5 .;_, ( `. _) `---;^) 6 ' `)' `----' ` ------------------------------------ Chair (jgs) . .-===-. . | . . | . | .'. | . ()_____() . ||_____|| . jgs W W ------------------------------------ Couch/sofa (jgs) . .-="""""""""""=-. . | . . . . . . . | . | .'.'.'.'.'.'. | . ()_______________() . ||_______________|| . jgs W W ------------------------------------ Bed (jgs) . ()___ . ()//__/)_________________() . ||(___)//#/_/#/_/#/_/#()/|| . ||----|#| |#|_|#|_|#|_|| || . ||____|_|#|_|#|_|#|_|#||/|| . jgs || |#|_|#|_|#|_|#|_|| ------------------------------------ Elephant (ejm) _ ,--. ;c),. o}` `._,=, `. / , `. `/L`. )~ ejm /_/\_\ ------------------------------------ Running (jgs) . _( } . -= _ << \ . `.\__/`/\\ . -= '--'\\ ` . -= // . jgs \) ------------------------------------ Swimming (jgs) . ___ . /___\ . .-.|=0-0=|.-. . (\_.'.-\ \_o_/`/-.'._/) . ~` - ~`-^_`~ -_~ ^- ~_` -~ _ . jgs - ~ - ^ - ~ - ~ - ------------------------------------ Bird (jgs) . __ . /'{> . ____) (____ . //'--; ;--'\\ . ///////\_/\\\\\\\ . jgs m m ------------------------------------ Turtle (jgs) . __ . .,-;-;-,. /'_\ . _/_/_/_|_\_\) / . '-<_><_><_><_>=/\ . jgs `/_/====/_/-'\_\ . "" "" "" ------------------------------------ Frog (jgs) . _ _ . (')-=-(') . __( " )__ . / _/'-----'\_ \ . ___\\ \\ // //___ . jgs >____)/_\---/_\(____< ------------------------------------ Rabbit (jgs) . ((`\ . ___ \\ '--._ . .'` `' o ) . / \ '. __.' . _| /_ \ \_\_ . jgs {_\______\-'\__\_\ ------------------------------------ Parrot (Phil) 1 .--, 2 ,.-( (o)\ 3 / .)/\ ') 4 .',./'/ )/ 5 ()=///=))))==() 6 / ------------------------------------ beachball (ejm) / (%) \O_ \| O_\ /\/ _/\ ejm \ /\ | \ ------------------------------------ Me and my friends on an unfortunate boat trip. (Riitta Rasimus) _ (_) --""------- 0/ ^^ .___...../ /__| |__\ \_/H__, ^^ \ / #####^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~\O/~~\Q/~^~^~rr ------------------------------------ Mermaid (Stanislaw Ciszewski) . . `.`-; pVq _._ `..&_*_& .-=_~.-`--' .~_ ~`-`\=/'~ .-~ :: ~= `~ ;.' `-' `-' ------------------------------------ Snowman (ldb) __ _|==|_ ('')___/ >--(`^^') (`^'^'`) `======' ldb ------------------------------------ Eagle (SK) .`. _ _ __;_ \ /,//` --, `._) ( '//,,, | )_/ sk /_| ------------------------------------ An eagle with a fish (SK) .`. _ _ __;_ \ /,//` --, `._) ( __ '//,,, |_/(/ )_7"q`|> sk /_| >\ ------------------------------------ Whale (Riitta Rasimus) . ":" ___:____ |"\/"| ,' `. \ / | O \___/ | ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ ------------------------------------ Lion (snd) sSSSs s(oo)s s(Y)Ss'._ |\, "._ / /| /___ \ snd cc-'cc'cc-,-__) ------------------------------------ Donald Duck (snd) (~')z (00) _{__}_ <=/x \=7 "(oo-)" snd {>~~<} ------------------------------------ Mermaid (ldb) ,;:;, /^\ /^\ ((@ @)) \\\\.//// ))\=/(( \\\|/// .((/"\)) \\|// //)W)(W(``''--.._/`'/ `m(\,_))__________.' ldb Mermaid #1 ,;:;, /^\ /^\ ((@ @)) \\\\.//// ))\=/(( \\\|/// .((/"\)) \\|// //)W)(W(``''--.._/`'/ `m(\,_))__________.' ldb Mermaid #2 .;8B3;, /^\ /^\ ((b d)) \\\\.//// ))\o/(( \\\|/// .((/~\))). \\|// //(mVm)(((``''--..._,/`'/ `m `'-..m____________,'` ldb ------------------------------------ hat (with a feather) (Riitta Rasimus) (/; (/; .--..-(/; | (/; __|====/=|__ (____________) ------------------------------------ shirt (with short sleeves) (Riitta Rasimus) ___ ___ /| |/|\| |\ /_| ' |.` |_\ | |. | | |. | |___|.__| ------------------------------------ t-shirt (Riitta Rasimus) __ __ /| `-' |\ /_| o.o |_\ | o`o'o | | o^o | |_______| ------------------------------------ trousers (or jeans) (Riitta Rasimus) ,==c==. |_/|\_| | '|` | | | | | | | |__|__| ------------------------------------ skirt (Riitta Rasimus) =+=== / |. \ | |. | | |. | | |. | |_/_\___| ------------------------------------ pullover (very bad taste) (Riitta Rasimus) __ __ )HH\/HH( |XXXXXXXX| |HHHHHHHH| |XXXXXXXX| |||||||| ------------------------------------ Boots (Riitta Rasimus) ._...... |X/.*| | |X/+ | | |X/* | | ____/ ; ; \_____/|_/_/ ------------------------------------ Shoes (Riitta Rasimus) ___ _ |x | | /x | | /x __)_) __./x /| / / (_____/ |/|/ ------------------------------------ Mittens (Riitta Rasimus) ___ ___ /HHH\ /HHH\ |XXXXX| _ |XXXXX| |HHHHH|/H) (H\|HHHHH| \XXXXX/X/ \XXXXXXX/ ||||||' `|||||| ------------------------------------ Gloves (Riitta Rasimus) _ _ ,|||. ,|||. ||||| ||||| |||||/) (\||||| \,,, / \ ,,,/ |___| |___| ------------------------------------ overalls (Riitta Rasimus) _ _ /)`Y'(\ //| |\\ | . | | | | |_|_| ------------------------------------ dress (Riitta Rasimus) /| |\ ( \./ ) \ : / ) : ( / : \ |__:__| | | (.\ /.) \ / ) . ( / v \ /.......\ | | ( \ / ) \\*// ))*(( ///|\\\ ////|\\\\ ------------------------------------ Pineapple (jgs) \||/ \||/ .<><><>. .<><><><>. '<><><><>' jgs '<><><>' ------------------------------------ Bride and groom (Riitta Rasimus) ... _M_ /( )\ ( ) / / \ \ / : \ ~~\%/~~ \|:|/ / \ ||| /,,,,,\ ||| ------------------------------------ Eagle (cjr) __ _/ '> _ _.-'( )'-._ _ '=._.=-( )-=._.=' |/-\| cjr Y Y _\| |/_ _- \_ _/"=_ _/ -_ -_ `-'( )`-' _- `=.__.=-( )-=.__.=' |/-\| cjr Y Y _\| __ |/_ _- \_ _/"-> _/ -_ -_ `-'( )`-' _- `=.__.=-( )-=.__.=' |/-\| cjr Y Y ------------------------------------ Carrot (Riitta Rasimus) \/_ _/ (,;) (,.) (,/ |/ ------------------------------------ Pie (Riitta Rasimus) ( ) __..---..__ ,-=' / | \ `=-. :--..___________..--; \.,_____________,./ ------------------------------------ Lion (ldb) /";;:;;"\ (:;/\,-,/\;;) (:;{ d b }:;) (:;\__Y__/;;)-----------,,_ ,..\ ,..\ ___/___)__`\ ldb (,,,)~(,,,)`-._##____________) ------------------------------------ Seal (ldb/ejm) /^\ /^\ . \\\\.//// ==(^ \= \\\|/// / \)\ \\|// /( ``''---..._,/`'/ _', `-._______________,'` ldb/ejm ------------------------------------ Bar stool (Riitta Rasimus) _____ |_/_\_| || || || || ||=|| || || ------------------------------------ A place to keep your CD player, VCR etc. (Riitta Rasimus) ____________________ | o | ,----------, | |_____| |_===___O__| | | o | | ... ### .| | |_____|_|_O__ooo___|_| (_) (_) ------------------------------------ Drawer(?) (Riitta Rasimus) _______ |_o_|_o_| |___o___| |___o___| |___o___| || || ------------------------------------ Subject: Re: 6 line carrot Does this count? C A R R O T Its a six line carrot! 8-) (sorry, couldn't resist) Tom Ewel [VK's note: This joke only works _once_! Tom Ewel said it first, so there's no need for all the rest of you to repeat it!] ------------------------------------ bikini and swimming suit (Riitta Rasimus) / \ | | (_\./_) ( \./ ) \ : / =-.-= / \ \ / \ / \_/ \_/ ------------------------------------ t-shirt (Gerfried Fuchs) __ __ / `-' \ /_| R |_\ | E | | M | |_____| ------------------------------------ Jumper (Gerfried Fuchs) __ __ / `-' \ / | R | \ / /| E |\ \ /_/ | M | \_\ |_____| ------------------------------------ Panther (SK) /)-._ Y. ' _] ,.._ |`--"= / "-/ \ /) sk | |_ `\|___ \:::::::\___/_\__\_______\ ------------------------------------ Handbag (Riitta Rasimus) ___ / \ |__%__| / : : \ ( ) `-----' ------------------------------------ Road (Riitta Rasimus) ___ ,--. __________________________/ , /_______ 'O---O'~ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ,--. _ _ _ _ _ _____ ~'O---O' _______< Rome|_____ __________________________ || / , / ------------------------------------ shorts and sports shirt (for a fat, short man) (Riitta Rasimus) _ _ ) `-' ( |sponsor| |_______| |_/ , \_| |___|___| ------------------------------------ bermudas (Riitta Rasimus) ===E=== /_] | [_\ | | | | | |____|____| |____!____| ------------------------------------ blouse (Riitta Rasimus) .--= =--. / \./ \ (__| : |__) | : | | : | |___:___| ------------------------------------ pyjamas (Riitta Rasimus) _ _ /)`:'(\ //| : |\\ |-'-| | | | |_|_| ------------------------------------ Sony Playstation (SgH) ________________ | |," `.| | SgH | / SONY \ | |O _\ /> /_ | ___ _ |_(_)'.____.'(_)_| (")__(") [___|[=]__[=]|___] // \\ ------------------------------------ Steve Hammond wrote: >Sony Playstation in 6 lines. > ________________ > | |," `.| | SgH > | / SONY \ | > |O _\ /> /_ | ___ _ > |_(_)'.____.'(_)_| (")__(") > [___|[=]__[=]|___] // \\ > Mhm.. Jail ? ________________ | |,"_ _`.| | SgH/sc | / q o \ | |O _\ /> /_ | |_(_)'._=__.'(_)_| [___|[=]__[=]|___] Stanislaw Ciszewski ------------------------------------ Horse (SK) ___ /,- \`'-/._ _l//`| |.('_] /--;A /t| H LH H A ^A ^ sk ------------------------------------ Baby (Naughty) 1 ,=""=, 2 c , _,{ 3 /\ @ ) __ 4 / ^~~^\ <=.,__/ '}= 5 (_/ ,, ,,) \_ _>_/~ 6 ~\_(/-\)'-,_,_,_,-'(_)-(_) -Naughty ------------------------------------ Car (sd) _______ ____ .'| \ /LEVY| .'_/ \ sd \____||_____________| || \_/ \_/ || ------------------------------------ Fredrik Sundquist wrote: > Sarah and Tony Day wrote: > > > > _______ > > ____ .'| \ > > /LEVY| .'_/ \ sd > > \____||_____________| > > || \_/ \_/ > > || > > > > What a horrible pic! Eek. Maybe I can improve on it later. Oh well. It is 6 > > lines, anyhow. > > > A turtle? (Could use more improvements, but I need some sleep) > > _______ > ____ .'|_-'\_/\ > / o "_/ _\-'_`-\'. sd/FS > \__/_..._____..._|' > \_/ \_/ > `` `` > ??? ____ .----.>--. _______ ___ Do you believe in pyramids /. . .J::,' Free Money, and all that stuff that kids /_______L' Circulate to make the Internet real slow? +-------------+ |# ad me | Well I know the Net is full of crime |`-# Re:ad me | 'Cause I get this spam stuff all the time |# EASY MONEY | But I can't just run away |# XXX PICS!! | Because I haven't checked Usenet yet today ... +-------------+ ,-. |66A I am a lonely teenage computer nerd /`'M\ With a dual boot of Linux and Hurd, (| `M\ But I foresaw the Reich of Gates the Third _>\ |M) The day, my server, died. '-_)=(_,' ,--. `_' I started singing: (_.__) -(_)- Bye bye scam, you're just pie in the sky , . Drove the Albanians crazy, and sucked them all dry _.-*-._ Them good old admins let this spam slip by \_______/.-. Singing, `This'll be the day that I die; (__._._) This'll be the day that I die'. X Now for nigh on ten years we've been on our own ____/ \__o____ While the Web grows fat on it's commercial throne, /`-'\ T But that's not how it used to be; . / ) \ o While the gopher sang for academic jocks /`--/--'\ /\ In Veronica's closet and Archie's box, :`-./A_,-'/> U Tim invented the H T tepee ... And while Berners-Lee was looking down ,===-. Andreesen stole his thorny crown || \\ Enquire Within was adjourned || \ _ And a 404 was returned `==> [_] And while Oracular Priests gave out their marks / The Kibologists practised in the park R e l o a d And I sang a ditty in the dark The day, my server, died. ,--. `_' I was singing: (_.__) -(_)- Bye bye scam, you're just pie in the sky , . Drove the Albanians crazy, and sucked them all dry _.-*-._ Them good old admins let this spam slip by \_______/.-. Singing, `This'll be the day that I die; (__._._) This'll be the day that I die'. _ __ _ With custom tags, and a file mime // /-.\ \\ The browsers began to waste our time // // \\ Eight megabytes high and growing fast; << // >> And as Id Est and the Lizard fought in the grass, \\ `' // The open-sourcers caught the pass \\ [] // With the Mosaic all in pieces, in the dust. Now the smell of Java was sweet perfume ,-. But the Borg was playing a fighting tune (_|L ) We all got ready to dance _`& `_ Oh, but we never got the chance ... \`"'|)) 'Cause the programmers tried to take the field _ L_J_ but the .java classes refused to yield ``-===-' ' Do you remember what Sun's tests revealed The day, the server, died. ,--. `_' We had been singing: (_.__) -(_)- Bye bye OS, you're just pie in the sky , . We don't need you any more, so we'll kiss you goodbye _.-*-._ But the good old Borg were drinking decaf, and why? \_______/.-. 'Cause that would be the day that they die (__._._) That would be the day that they die. 1 (?) And meanwhile, ASCII artists in our places 2 ) A generation lost in tabs and spaces 3 .._o Trying to make our pics look right; 4 ..://\/ So keep your sigs to four lines or three 5 ..:_/\ And make sure that you use PGP 6 ..:/ 'Cause crypto is freedom's only friend ... And as I watched Sanford Wallace on the stage |"`--..,--'"| My hands were clenched in fists of rage |[M] -|NEWS:| No angel born in hell |[M] -|Spam | Could break that Satan's spell; |`"--.|legal| And as the flames came flooding in |`"--.|,--'"| alt.silly.newsgroups.clogged.up.tin "`--.|,--'" I saw the Borg wear an evil grin The day, my server, died. ,--. `_' I was singing: (_.__) -(_)- Bye bye scam, you're just pie in the sky , . Drove the Albanians crazy, and sucked them all dry _.-*-._ Them good old admins let this spam slip by \_______/.-. Singing, `This'll be the day that I die; (__._._) This'll be the day that I die'. ,---. I met a girl, Emily Postnews /'_'_`\ And I asked for her to cure my blues, // ~<~`)\ But she just smiled and cancelled me; (( `-'/_ I went down to the cybercafe ) (-<\ Where I'd heard you didn't have to pay ,-' `.\\ But the man there said that the Net was down today ... Because the y2k had rolled around \ \ ,-./_ . And the Net had crashed into the ground , , \ ) And not a byte was spoken ( BOOM! ) ) The software all was broken ... ( / And the three men I admire most, ` / `-' \ ' Stallman, Linus, and the Oracular Ghost, / \ They took a Chevy to the coast, The day, our servers, died. ,--. `_' And they were singing: (_.__) -(_)- Bye bye spam, you're just pie in the sky , . The Net is all gone, but let's not just cry _.-*-._ We can start again one day, if only we try \_______/.-. And I said, `That'll be the day that I die; (__._._) That'll be the day that I die'. ,--. `_' We're all singing: (_.__) -(_)- Bye bye spam, you're just pie in the sky , . The Net is all gone, but let's not just cry _.-*-._ We can start again one day, if only we try \_______/.-. Even if that is the day that we die; (__._._) Even if that is the day ... that we die'. Copyright (C) 1998 Matthew Thomas (with apologies to Don McLean). This work may be freely copied, forwarded, or otherwise reproduced, as long as this copyright message is included. --------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------ Sex toy (Krogg) "#|---------------,-----------------------------.._ "#|---------------> ""-. "#|---------------> ", "#|---------------> ; "#|---------------> _." 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