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brojek [email] 21 Apr. 10:25, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whitehello VK. llizards are blue.
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 10:27, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Sometimes they seem to be turquoise...
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brojek [email] 21 Apr. 12:18, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: you're sleepy.
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 12:22, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Are you trying to hypnotise me? :D:D::D:D
brojek [email] 21 Apr. 12:24, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK. not at all. (your eyes are closing, your hands are heavy...)
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 12:26, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> You are not being very successful. I feel more *hungry* than
sleepy right now.. :P
brojek [email] 21 Apr. 12:34, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK. well, that's what are was aiming at :)
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 12:40, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> And you knew you'd succeed because you know how long I've
been here and what time it is... :D:D:D:D:D
brojek [email] 21 Apr. 12:42, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: actually, because I'm hungry too :-)
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 12:44, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> :)
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brojek [email] 21 Apr. 12:55, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whitehehe, I meant it to be male :)
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VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 12:59, from: 130.240.2.143, red[That's a table, btw]
brojek [email] 21 Apr. 13:03, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: hehe, still refusing to turn on "Krogg mode"?
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 13:03, from: 130.240.2.143, red[an "old-fashioned", decorative kind of table]
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 13:03, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> "Krogg mode"? OK...
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brojek [email] 21 Apr. 13:12, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: a bit better :)
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 13:19, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> So, what are you going to do about the situation?
brojek [email] 21 Apr. 13:40, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: nothing :)
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 13:40, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> :P
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 13:42, from: 130.240.2.143, red*skips that silly "Krogg mode" thing and rewinds the tape a bit*
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brojek [email] 21 Apr. 13:53, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white:)
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brojek [email] 21 Apr. 14:08, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteaha. there she goes again.
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brojek [email] 21 Apr. 14:14, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
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VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 14:17, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> That's supposed to be the little label thingy on the other
end of the rope of the teabag.
llizard [home] 21 Apr. 14:19, from: 216.154.8.28, blueppeek
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 14:20, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> *ppeek*
brojek [email] 21 Apr. 14:20, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whitehello llizard :)
llizard [home] 21 Apr. 14:20, from: 216.154.8.28, bluehello VK and brojek
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 14:21, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> Any thoughts about this tea-drinking lady?
llizard [home] 21 Apr. 14:22, from: 216.154.8.28, greenSometimes we're green....
llizard [home] 21 Apr. 14:23, from: 216.154.8.28, blueVK; and of course I wasn't cutting up llizards. I'm not really into
self inflicted wounds
llizard [home] 21 Apr. 14:24, from: 216.154.8.28, blueVK: She's a bit flat headed.
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 14:26, from: 130.240.2.143, red / la
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brojek [email] 21 Apr. 14:26, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white:)
llizard [home] 21 Apr. 14:28, from: 216.154.8.28, blueVK; and she appears to be trying to put brojek into the tea pot.
Is this a kind of reenactment of Lewis Carroll's "Mad Tea Party" with
brojek acting the part of the doormouse?
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llizard [home] 21 Apr. 14:30, from: 216.154.8.28, blueVK; oh my no!!! That would NEVER happen.
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 14:31, from: 130.240.2.143, redsliced llizard?
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llizard [home] 21 Apr. 14:36, from: 216.154.8.28, blueVK; I wish I had time to stay here to retaliate by slicing and dicing
Veronicas but rationing is about to be imposed.
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llizard [home] 24 Apr. 13:27, from: 216.154.11.240, blueppeek
llizard [home] 24 Apr. 13:27, from: 216.154.11.240, blueHello VK
VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 13:28, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> ppeek yyou ppredictable rreptile (II ssaw yyou ppost iin
aaaa aa ffew mminutes aago). ::-)
llizard [home] 24 Apr. 13:32, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK: I'm almost not predictable though. I almost didn't come in
here today. I can't stay long.
I was having a devil of a time with that tricornered hat. I can picture
one but cannot seem to use my line style small to draw one so that
it looks even remotely like the real thing.
llizard [home] 24 Apr. 13:34, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK; Maybe I can use this sombrero as a template.
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VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 13:37, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> Mmmm... I tried too (as you must have noticed... the result
was not great)
VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 13:37, from: 130.240.2.143, red _ ._-'-_ .
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VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 13:38, from: 130.240.2.143, red _ ._-'-_ .
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llizard [home] 24 Apr. 13:38, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK; Nope...
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llizard [home] 24 Apr. 13:40, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK; It keeps ending up looking like a winter hunting cap with
the earflaps up
llizard [home] 24 Apr. 13:41, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK; I think this one of Sarah's is the best so far
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VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 13:42, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> Well, yes, Sarah's hat "looks best" somehow, but it's "mathematically
wrong"... You can't turn it into a round hat...
llizard [home] 24 Apr. 13:44, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK
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VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 13:46, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> Mmmm... better (in one corner), but you have to have a
little less than 1/3 of a circle where you have a straight line now.
llizard [home] 24 Apr. 13:51, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK;
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llizard [home] 24 Apr. 13:52, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK; It still looks pretty ridiculous.
VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 13:55, from: 130.240.2.143, red
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llizard [home] 24 Apr. 13:56, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK; small, incomprehensible top view:
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VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 13:57, from: 130.240.2.143, red
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VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 13:58, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> No, more like this
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llizard [home] 24 Apr. 13:59, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK; Yes, I know that. But I'm afraid my interest in this is flagging.
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llizard [home] 24 Apr. 14:01, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK; Yes, you're right, but it's still incomprehensible. I know what
it looks like. I just don't have the skill to depict one using ASCII
symbols.
VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 14:01, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> I lost interest in it after my second attempt (the one from
the photo) yesterday...
llizard [home] 24 Apr. 14:01, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK: I don't have the desire really either...
VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 14:01, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> If anybody can make one in ascii it's you... :D
llizard [home] 24 Apr. 14:02, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK: I lost interest after I saw the request, regained a momentary
interest when I saw your version that looked like a hunters hat with
the earflaps up and have now lost interest again.
llizard [home] 24 Apr. 14:04, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK; Flattery gets you many places, but it's not going to work here.
It's too bad that Joan is busy these days. She's the one who could do
it. (In fact, I wonder if she has a tricorner hat on a page devoted
to American revolution... isn't that the right historical time frame
for tricorner hats?)
VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 14:04, from: 130.240.2.143, red _
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VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 14:05, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> No, not flattery, but if anybody can make a *small* one it's
you! :)
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VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 14:07, from: 130.240.2.143, red[It's a nice challenge though!]
llizard [home] 24 Apr. 14:17, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK: Thank you, you're very kind. I just looked at Joan's site and
can't find anything off hand.
That looks like Napoleon.
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llizard [home] 24 Apr. 14:18, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK; You seem to be achieving it quite well.
VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 14:19, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> Didn't Joris make a Napoleon picture?
llizard [home] 24 Apr. 14:19, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK: ^^7^^^7^%< hahaahahaha, I've changed my mind.
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llizard [home] 24 Apr. 14:19, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK; Indeed he did!
VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 14:21, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> That's you, wearing one of those hats...
llizard [home] 24 Apr. 14:21, from: 216.154.11.240, blueIf Napoleon hadn't been beaten at Waterloo
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llizard [home] 24 Apr. 14:22, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK: That looks like a pantomime puppet of me wearing a floppy toque
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VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 14:31, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> I see Joris cheated and just put a bit of a circle on is
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VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 14:36, from: 130.240.2.143, red
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VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 14:36, from: 130.240.2.143, red:P
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llizard [home] 24 Apr. 14:37, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK; that looks like a cross between a hot dog and a cowboy hat
VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 14:38, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> yes
llizard [home] 24 Apr. 14:40, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK;
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llizard [home] 24 Apr. 14:41, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK; ^^7^^^7^%<~ (I know what you were saying "yes" about)
VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 14:41, from: 130.240.2.143, red[that ":P" was directed at my ugly attempt at drawing a hat]
VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 14:42, from: 130.240.2.143, red[the "yes" was in response to "that looks like..."]
llizard [home] 24 Apr. 14:42, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK;
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llizard [home] 24 Apr. 14:43, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK: I take back the raspberry then. I thought you were commenting
on my foolscap. (I would have)
VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 14:44, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> I completely missed the "foolscap" (whatever that is). :)
llizard [home] 24 Apr. 14:47, from: 216.154.11.240, blueVK; Damsel in distress hat:
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llizard [home] 24 Apr. 14:48, from: 216.154.11.240, blueA foolscap is another name for a dunce cap
VK [email] [home] 24 Apr. 14:57, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> :)
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