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llizard [home] 26 May 00:39, from: 216.154.19.33, bluehello brojek and vk
brojek [email] 26 May 00:41, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitellizarddddddd! woooo-hhooo!
brojek [email] 26 May 00:41, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white*waving tail* :-))))
llizard [home] 26 May 00:43, from: 216.154.19.33, bluebrojek;
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HOw unaccustomedly large! (and wonderfully expressive)
llizard [home] 26 May 00:44, from: 216.154.19.33, blueGoodness!!! What a welcome, brojek; I really hadn't expected that.
Now I feel quite daunted. I can't possibly live up to the expectations
created by that.
llizard [home] 26 May 00:45, from: 216.154.19.33, bluebrojek; have you been overingesting brown fizzy liquids?
llizard [home] 26 May 00:46, from: 216.154.19.33, bluebrojek; or perhaps you found the bottle with the golden coloured
elixir and drained it?
llizard [home] 26 May 00:47, from: 216.154.19.33, blueVK and brojek; Of course you realize that I will be leaving very
shortly. I have to do dutiful things (forbidden activity has already
taken place)
brojek [email] 26 May 00:49, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitellizard: none of the above. :-)
and that unusally large and expressive face was meant to
be anime-like, and femaile. Completely failed in both
aspects. But what a hell, better that you don't know it ;-)
Wake up, little Viki, larira ye ye ye!
llizard [home] 26 May 00:50, from: 216.154.19.33, bluebrojek; are you familiar with the books by "Dr. Seuss"? That looks very
much like some of his characters.
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brojek [email] 26 May 00:51, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitellizard:
"Dr. Seuss"? nope. I'm afraid I'm illiterate in respect to
what is read in Canada.
llizard [home] 26 May 00:51, from: 216.154.19.33, bluebrojek; feminizing the character:
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llizard [home] 26 May 00:53, from: 216.154.19.33, bluebrojek; he was an American who wrote and illustrated many wonderful
children's books
"Green Eggs and Ham"
"The Cat in the Hat"
are two of his really really famous ones.
llizard [home] 26 May 00:54, from: 216.154.19.33, blueAlas. my alarm just went off. I must now drive my visiting mother to
a concert that my sister is performing in. I anticipate that the concert
will be on the dull side.
llizard [home] 26 May 00:56, from: 216.154.19.33, blueVK and brojek; Goodbye!!!! Think of me having to suffer countless
indignities and unable to temper them with drugs of any kind until
after returning home.
llizard [home] 26 May 00:56, from: 216.154.19.33, blueCiao niao
[gone]
brojek [email] 26 May 00:57, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitebye blue creature.
brojek [email] 26 May 00:58, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitehehe. Cought her not doing homework :-)
now it's time to fire chat watcher stright in VK's face.
brojek [email] 26 May 00:59, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteshort run.
brojek [email] 26 May 01:00, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white:D blow for blow?
brojek [email] 26 May 01:04, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitelife i a moving to space... :)
brojek [email] 26 May 01:07, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteIt's so tempting to grab a hammer, and apply it to VK. so tempting...
VK [email] [home] 26 May 01:16, from: 130.240.2.143, redhttp://www.lateralpuzzles.com/
brojek [email] 26 May 01:23, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteVK: ah, that's what you are doing :)
VK [email] [home] 26 May 01:24, from: 130.240.2.143, redno
brojek [email] 26 May 01:27, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteThu, 25 May 2000 20:12:46 alt.ascii-art Thread 7 of 11
Lines 13 Beginner needs help No responses
Andreas Krennmair <a.krennmair@aon.at>
Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
Hi!
In our class one boy once with a small part of a simple ascii image showing
breasts. We tried to extend this, but now we're hanging (we don't know
how to add a good-looking face, legs and feet. What we currently have is:
(.) (.)
) . (
( v )
Could anybody help us, please?
best regards,
Andreas Krennmair
brojek [email] 26 May 01:27, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitehehehe :)
brojek [email] 26 May 01:29, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitewonder if I should suggest him to use plastic bag method...
brojek [email] 26 May 01:39, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteHmmm, it doesn't look like I'm going to squize anything out of
Veronica The Silent. Maybe I should go?
VK [email] [home] 26 May 01:43, from: 130.240.2.143, red*gone*
brojek [email] 26 May 01:45, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteBye VK! have a good sleep.
brojek [email] 26 May 02:17, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white*falling asleep*
brojek [email] 26 May 08:53, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white*waking up*
brojek [email] 26 May 13:16, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteI'm gone. Guess where.
*I'll gain approx 1.5 kg of weight when I'm back.*
brojek [email] 26 May 14:00, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white*back*
llizard [home] 26 May 15:13, from: 216.154.7.43, bluehhello and
__ !/\
/\ | | / ` | | | ---%^^^,
/__\ | | | __ |--| | / \/ >
\ \__/ \__/ | | . >
/|^^
ejm | \
Goodbye... I must attend to duties (the progenitor has emerged from
her sleeping quarters....)
brojek [email] 26 May 15:16, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitehhi llizard :)
llizard [home] 26 May 15:17, from: 216.154.7.43, blue*sigh*
brojek; sorry to miss you. (how irritating that the chatwatcher message
blinks!)
I like the idea of recommending the plastic bag method. Does one place
it over the face first?
[gone to be dutiful]
[...]
VK [email] [home] 26 May 21:22, from: 130.240.2.143, redEntering...
llizard [home] 27 May 00:34, from: 216.154.28.187, blueppeek....
VK [email] [home] 27 May 00:34, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> ppeek :)
llizard [home] 27 May 00:35, from: 216.154.28.187, blueHello VK;
llizard [home] 27 May 00:36, from: 216.154.28.187, blueVK; The progenitor is still here... (she leaves tonight) and I have
a little respite while she is happily watching the news on TV.
llizard [home] 27 May 00:37, from: 216.154.28.187, blueVK; but rationing will be imposed any minute....
VK [email] [home] 27 May 00:38, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> I know how that feels! They want 100% of your attention and
don't care about you wanting to do things too...
llizard [home] 27 May 00:38, from: 216.154.28.187, blueVK; I just tried to look at http://www.lateralpuzzles.com/
with images turned off.
llizard [home] 27 May 00:40, from: 216.154.28.187, blueVK; It's true! This morning I was trying to do something in the garden
and having some problems (causing me to want to curse and scream) She
just stood there and watched, every once in a while trying to grab at
something to "help" - almost taking her eye out at the same time. She just
couldn't take the hint that it would have been better if she had left
the area.
llizard [home] 27 May 00:41, from: 216.154.28.187, blueVK; And rationing has been imposed. See you the next time!
[gone]
VK [email] [home] 27 May 00:44, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> bye! :)
VK [email] [home] 27 May 01:57, from: 130.240.2.143, red*gone*
brojek [email] 27 May 11:21, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteEntering.
llizard [home] 27 May 14:52, from: 216.154.8.163, bluehhelloooooooo
llizard [home] 27 May 14:53, from: 216.154.8.163, bluebrojek! how nice to see you here. I didn't expect it on a saturday.
brojek [email] 27 May 14:54, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteHi there, bluizard :-)
brojek [email] 27 May 14:55, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitesurprise.
brojek [email] 27 May 14:56, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitellizrad: looks like you came here before having [a bit of forbidden
activity in the morning]
llizard [home] 27 May 14:56, from: 216.154.8.163, bluebrojek;
,^%---
__<__ \ I'm Frrreeeeeeeeeee!!!! (well, my house is my own again
> all visitors have left for now)
_>
/ \^^
\
brojek [email] 27 May 14:57, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitehosanna :)
llizard [home] 27 May 14:57, from: 216.154.8.163, blueblackjek; yes, it is true. I have not yet done any forbidden things
today. In fact, I haven't even ingested any unforbidden hot brown liquids
brojek [email] 27 May 14:57, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteor, halleluyah.
llizard [home] 27 May 14:59, from: 216.154.8.163, bluebrojek; you have no idea. I can now (when I'm allowed to be here)
happily stare at the monitor without someone coming in and standing
inside my personal space and saying "What are you doing now??" and
then staying to watch my every move.
llizard [home] 27 May 15:01, from: 216.154.8.163, bluebrojek; I believe that both exclamations are appropriate.
llizard [home] 27 May 15:04, from: 216.154.8.163, bluebrojek; But enough of that nonsense. I am now ready to be entertained.
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llizard [home] 27 May 15:06, from: 216.154.8.163, bluebrojek;
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brojek [email] 27 May 15:08, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitebrojek;
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o
( Uhmmm, could you just get up for a moment?)
llizard [home] 27 May 15:15, from: 216.154.8.163, bluebrojek; so sorry!! I didn't see that you were sitting in that chair
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+.+.+.+| /
+.+.+.+| \
llizard [home] 27 May 15:20, from: 216.154.8.163, bluewhile I'm waiting for you to recover from what must be a rather
severe injury, I must confess that I can only think of one thing
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brojek [email] 27 May 15:21, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white ...............
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+.+ ===%^, ||__________________|__________________||
.+. >\_ ||_____________________________________||
+.+))__ >\ /_|_________________________________ldb_|_\
.+.+.+.) >^^
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llizard [home] 27 May 15:22, from: 216.154.8.163, blueVery soon, I will have to retire to a different room (inexplicably
unavailable to VK) to prepare forbidden activities.
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llizard [home] 27 May 15:26, from: 216.154.8.163, bluevery wise, but I think you have now gone TOO high. That is somewhat
precarious. I'm not sure that the lamp has been properly constructed.
It came from one of those "do it yourself" shops where everything is
purchased in a box that has zillions of parts and a sheet of nearly
incomprehensible instructions translated from Swedish to English
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llizard [home] 27 May 15:28, from: 216.154.8.163, blue ...............
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+.+ ||__________________|__________________||
.+. ||_____________________________________||
+.+))__ /_|_________________________________ldb_|_\
.+.+.+.)
+.+.+.+| ---%^,_/|
+.+.+.+| VK; _/_/>_||
Can't/__/<__|/
you just drop into the forbidden activitity
preparation room from this trapdoor?
llizard [home] 27 May 15:32, from: 216.154.8.163, blue ...............
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+.+ ||__________________|__________________||
.+. ||_____________________________________||
+.+))__ /_|_________________________________ldb_|_\
.+.+.+.)
+.+.+.+| ---%^,_/|
+.+.+.+| brojek; _/_/>_||
Alas, /__/<__|/
I can stay no longer. I'm sorry that I won't be
helping you to pick up the pieces. If you can manage
to drag yourself over here, the passageway also
leads to the medicine cabinet. I'll leave the
door open. Ciao niao.
llizard [home] 27 May 15:36, from: 216.154.8.163, blue
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brojek [email] 27 May 15:38, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white ...............
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.+. ||_____________________________________||
+.+))__ /_|_________________________________ldb_|_\
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llizard [home] 27 May 15:40, from: 216.154.8.163, blue ...............
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+.+.+.+| / /
+.+.+.+| ______/ /
/______\/ [gone - can you smell the
coffee brewing and other
forbidden substances being
manipulated by heat? ]
VK [email] [home] 27 May 15:41, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek, llizard >> hi! :)
llizard [home] 27 May 15:42, from: 216.154.8.163, blueback for a second to see what wonders appeared in the mirror...
brojek [email] 27 May 15:42, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
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VK [email] [home] 27 May 15:43, from: 130.240.2.143, red>llizard [home] 27 May 14:59, from: 216.154.8.163
>
>brojek; you have no idea. I can now (when I'm allowed to be here)
>happily stare at the monitor without someone coming in and standing
>inside my personal space and saying "What are you doing now??" and
>then staying to watch my every move.
Even my hacker-type mother does that and it is sooooooo annoying!!!
llizard [home] 27 May 15:43, from: 216.154.8.163, bluehello VK and alas, goodbye.
Rationing has been imposed. [gone before I get in trouble for
mentioning what we will be having with our coffee - but it's something
that you, VK, adore]
brojek [email] 27 May 15:43, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitehello VK. As you may have noticed, I was just leaving.
VK [email] [home] 27 May 15:44, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> Bye! :(
VK [email] [home] 27 May 15:45, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> What?! You too?!?! Bye! :( :( :(
VK [email] [home] 27 May 15:46, from: 130.240.2.143, red[Hmmm... I'm so used to the sugarfree pepsi that the non-sugarfree version
tastes strange... :D:D:DD ]
llizard [home] 27 May 15:47, from: 216.154.8.163, bluebrojek; coool. I had no idea that the mirror had those magical properties.
Now you don't need to use the passageway through the trapdoor.
However, VK, you might find that passageway very useful and realize
that you can get rid of one of your more stringent rules.
I really can't stay any longer.
Ciao niao. [really gone - can you smell the sweet spice that is swirled
through the golden coloured blobs?)
brojek [email] 27 May 15:48, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteVK: But I've changed my mind since you're here.
VK [email] [home] 27 May 15:49, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> :)
VK [email] [home] 27 May 15:50, from: 130.240.2.143, red>llizard [home] 27 May 15:26, from: 216.154.8.163
>
>very wise, but I think you have now gone TOO high. That is somewhat
>precarious. I'm not sure that the lamp has been properly constructed.
>It came from one of those "do it yourself" shops where everything is
>purchased in a box that has zillions of parts and a sheet of nearly
>incomprehensible instructions translated from Swedish to English
1. I have never had a problem with IKEA furniture.
2. I didn't read the English version, I red the Swedish original.
brojek [email] 27 May 16:09, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteI read both :)
VK [email] [home] 27 May 16:11, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> :)
brojek [email] 27 May 16:21, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white.o)
VK [email] [home] 27 May 16:25, from: 130.240.2.143, red.o) ) ) )
brojek [email] 27 May 16:29, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteVK == easy rider.
VK [email] [home] 27 May 16:34, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> ???
brojek [email] 27 May 16:39, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white.o) ) ) )
( . . . ( (o.
VK [email] [home] 27 May 16:43, from: 130.240.2.143, red.o) ) ) )
( . . . ( (o. .o)
brojek [email] 27 May 17:04, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitewell, I'll be going...
brojek [email] 27 May 17:05, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white ...............
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VK [email] [home] 27 May 17:26, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> bye! :)
VK [email] [home] 27 May 17:29, from: 130.240.2.143, red(Last lifesign: 27 May 17:28, from: 212.160.114.121 )
:D
VK [email] [home] 27 May 17:29, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> You were waiting, and waiting, and waiting and then, when
I activated the Chat Watcher, you came back! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
VK [email] [home] 27 May 17:30, from: 130.240.2.143, red[Hmmm.... maybe I should remove those "somebody is waiting..." messages
on those other pages, just to tease brojek...?]
brojek [email] 27 May 17:32, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white*I'm not here*
VK [email] [home] 27 May 17:34, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> I see that. :D
brojek [email] 27 May 17:45, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteWell then, VK, You won't be surprised that I'm
*definitely gone*
See you, m'dear!
VK [email] [home] 27 May 17:50, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> definitely bye then! :)
*clicks on that little yellow smiley face, expecting it to pop up again
really soon*
llizard [home] 27 May 23:44, from: 216.154.2.124, blueppeek
llizard [home] 27 May 23:45, from: 216.154.2.124, blue(Last lifesign: 27 May 18:37, from: 130.240.2.143 )
Hello VK; (I have an urge to change my name to "brojek" just to make
your prediction come true)
VK [email] [home] 27 May 23:46, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> Hi! :-) (I'm in three chat rooms right now!)
VK [email] [home] 27 May 23:48, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> Too late for the "really soon" part though... :D
llizard [home] 27 May 23:49, from: 216.154.2.124, blueVK;
>VK [email] [home] 27 May 15:50, from: 130.240.2.143
>
>>llizard [home] 27 May 15:26, from: 216.154.8.163
[snip]
>>It came from one of those "do it yourself" shops where everything is
>>purchased in a box that has zillions of parts and a sheet of nearly
>>incomprehensible instructions translated from Swedish to English
>
>1. I have never had a problem with IKEA furniture.
>
>2. I didn't read the English version, I red the Swedish original.
VK; I haven't actually had very many problems with IKEA furniture.
I had a problem with an IKEA miniature greenhouse that had far
too many wooden pieces because the glue wasn't polar tested. (so
the wooden pieces fell off)
VK [email] [home] 27 May 23:50, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> :-)
bbrojek(fake) [home] 27 May 23:50, from: 216.154.2.124, blueVK; "soon" is a relative term
VK [email] [home] 27 May 23:51, from: 130.240.2.143, redbbizard >> :-P
llizard [home] 27 May 23:52, from: 216.154.2.124, blueVK; I'm afraid that I can't stay any longer - so you can relax and
chat in only two rooms at once. (I don't know HOW you do that! >%^7^^^7^^ )
llizard [home] 27 May 23:52, from: 216.154.2.124, blueVK; ^^7^^^7^%<~ to you too
llizard [home] 27 May 23:53, from: 216.154.2.124, blueVK; Next time I'll disguise myself a little better and remember to
change the colour....
llizard [home] 27 May 23:54, from: 216.154.2.124, blueVK; See you the next time!
[gone]
VK [email] [home] 27 May 23:54, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> Bye! :-D
[none of the rooms is *too* busy]
VK [email] [home] 28 May 00:48, from: 130.240.2.143, red*gone*
brojek [email] 28 May 01:20, from: 212.160.57.164, black/whiteEntering.
brojek [email] 28 May 01:23, from: 212.160.57.164, black/whiteLlizard, beware of me mad! ;-)
brojek [email] 28 May 02:22, from: 212.160.57.164, black/white*gone*
VK [email] [home] 28 May 16:08, from: 130.240.2.143, redEntering...
llizard [home] 28 May 16:57, from: 216.154.16.245, blueppeek
llizard [home] 28 May 16:58, from: 216.154.16.245, blueHello VK;
brojek; eeeeeeeek!!! WHAT brought on that frightening warning??
VK [email] [home] 28 May 16:58, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> ppeek! :-)
llizard [home] 28 May 16:58, from: 216.154.16.245, bluebrojek; I am innocent, I tell you....
llizard [home] 28 May 16:59, from: 216.154.16.245, blueVK; I just came in for a bit for a break. I've been out in the garden seeing how
many plants I can kill off.
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:00, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> Enjoying a parent-free garden? :-)
llizard [home] 28 May 17:00, from: 216.154.16.245, blueVK; I have a whole lot less room this year because we can't use
the second floor balcony (no floor there...)
llizard [home] 28 May 17:01, from: 216.154.16.245, blueVK; :^) it is very pleasant - lilacs in full bloom
llizard [home] 28 May 17:01, from: 216.154.16.245, blueVK; do you have lilacs up in the far north where you live?
llizard [home] 28 May 17:02, from: 216.154.16.245, blueVK; Last fall, we had to put a new roof on the balcony, which meant
ripping up the deck. Unfortunately, a lot of the wood was rotted so
we have to replace the deck.
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:02, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> A balcony without a floor? That sounds dangerous! :-O
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:03, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> I don't know what you are talking about. Illustration?
llizard [home] 28 May 17:03, from: 216.154.16.245, blueVK: Whatshisname was going to do that about 4 weeks ago but instead
went out on his bike, hit some streetcar tracks and now can't use
one arm for the next 6 weeks at least.
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:03, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> Maybe it's better to have no floor than to have a floor that's
rotten!!! :-O :-O :-O
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:04, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> :( [can he use the computer?]
llizard [home] 28 May 17:04, from: 216.154.16.245, blueVK; too hard to illustrate!!!
balcony is on a flat roof that is made of some sort of substance not
designed for walking around on
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:06, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> picture on the web?
llizard [home] 28 May 17:06, from: 216.154.16.245, blueVK; we have to build a wooden deck to sit on top of the flat roof so that
we can put plants and walk around in that area. (The deck is sort
of like a wooden raft on the roof- I can't do it; we can't afford to hire someone to
do it, so have to wait til Whatshisname can use both arms)
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:06, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> A balcony that's not designed to walk on? This sounds very
weird! [what next?!?!]
llizard [home] 28 May 17:07, from: 216.154.16.245, blueVK; he can use the computer one handed but it's not very comfortable.
He has had to take off time from work because he HAS to be able to type
fast.
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:07, from: 130.240.2.143, red[Aha!]
llizard [home] 28 May 17:08, from: 216.154.16.245, blueVK; the balcony is designed to be walked on. But it has to have the
right surface
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:08, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> I was thinking about how his situation might affect your
computer situation.... 8)
llizard [home] 28 May 17:08, from: 216.154.16.245, blueVK; Right now it only has the subflooring
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:09, from: 130.240.2.143, redLets see:
==================== <--- wood "floor"
-------------------- <--- roof not designed to walk on
| |
| | <--- house
| |
llizard [home] 28 May 17:09, from: 216.154.16.245, blueVK; That is one of the reasons that I have not been here very much...
the computer has been in use by another.
Did the balcony stuff make sense?
llizard [home] 28 May 17:10, from: 216.154.16.245, blueVK; Yes, that is essentially correct. As it is now, the roof is now
repaired so that there is no danger of it leaking into the house.
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:12, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> :-)
llizard [home] 28 May 17:12, from: 216.154.16.245, blueVK; Normally, I have zillions of pots on that deck. Now I'm having
to put them down below on the patio. But I'm not sure how we will be
able to put a table on the patio as well so that we can do our forbidden
activities outside.
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:13, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> Hmmm...? Bookcases in the garden?
llizard [home] 28 May 17:13, from: 216.154.16.245, blueVK; I just remembered that I have a picture of the balcony taken a
couple of years ago.
http://www.crosswinds.net/~ejmtph/garden/balcony.html
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:14, from: 130.240.2.143, red[dreams of garden framed by bookcases filled with flower pots...]
llizard [home] 28 May 17:14, from: 216.154.16.245, blueVK; bookcases????
Alas, rationing has been imposed
llizard [home] 28 May 17:15, from: 216.154.16.245, blueVK; ah... no, the pots are much too large
llizard [home] 28 May 17:16, from: 216.154.16.245, blueVK: See you the next time!
[gone]
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:16, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> Big bookcases?
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:16, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> Bye! :-)
[...]
llizard [home] 30 May 00:46, from: 216.154.12.238, blueVK;
>VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:16, from: 130.240.2.143
>
>llizard >> Big bookcases?
They'd have to be humungous.
llizard [home] 30 May 00:47, from: 216.154.12.238, blueVK: I've managed to hang some of them from branches of the trees. But
it is still quite crowded... rather jungle-like
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