alt.ascii-art chat

llizard [home] 26 May 00:39, from: 216.154.19.33, blue
hello brojek and vk
brojek [email] 26 May 00:41, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
llizarddddddd! woooo-hhooo!
brojek [email] 26 May 00:41, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
*waving tail* :-))))
llizard [home] 26 May 00:43, from: 216.154.19.33, blue
brojek; 

                    _
                  ,' `\
          ,-'`-. /     \
        /'      `                                       
           /""\    /""\
           \_O/    \_O/
                 \
                \ / 
                     )
             (`-._,-'


HOw unaccustomedly large! (and wonderfully expressive)
llizard [home] 26 May 00:44, from: 216.154.19.33, blue
Goodness!!! What a welcome, brojek; I really hadn't expected that.

Now I feel quite daunted. I can't possibly live up to the expectations
created by that.
llizard [home] 26 May 00:45, from: 216.154.19.33, blue
brojek; have you been overingesting brown fizzy liquids?
llizard [home] 26 May 00:46, from: 216.154.19.33, blue
brojek; or perhaps you found the bottle with the golden coloured
elixir and drained it?
llizard [home] 26 May 00:47, from: 216.154.19.33, blue
VK and brojek; Of course you realize that I will be leaving very 
shortly. I have to do dutiful things (forbidden activity has already
taken place)
brojek [email] 26 May 00:49, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
llizard: none of the above. :-)
 and that unusally large and expressive face was meant to
  be anime-like, and femaile. Completely failed in both
    aspects. But what a hell, better that you don't know it ;-)


Wake up, little Viki, larira ye ye ye!
llizard [home] 26 May 00:50, from: 216.154.19.33, blue
brojek; are you familiar with the books by "Dr. Seuss"? That looks very
much like some of his characters.
                    _
                  ,' `\
          ,-'`-. /     \
        /'      `                                       
           /""\    /""\
           \_O/    \_O/
                 \
                \ / 
                     )
             (`-._,-'
brojek [email] 26 May 00:51, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
llizard:
"Dr. Seuss"? nope. I'm afraid I'm illiterate in respect to
what is read in Canada.
llizard [home] 26 May 00:51, from: 216.154.19.33, blue
brojek; feminizing the character:
                    _
                  ,' `\
          ,-'`-. /     \
        /'      `                                       
           /""\    /""\
           \_O/    \_O/
                 \
                \ / 
                _ ,- )
             (`-.`,-'
                 __,
llizard [home] 26 May 00:53, from: 216.154.19.33, blue
brojek; he was an American who wrote and illustrated many wonderful
children's books

"Green Eggs and Ham"
"The Cat in the Hat"

are two of his really really famous ones.
llizard [home] 26 May 00:54, from: 216.154.19.33, blue
Alas. my alarm just went off. I must now drive my visiting mother to
a concert that my sister is performing in. I anticipate that the concert
will be on the dull side.
llizard [home] 26 May 00:56, from: 216.154.19.33, blue
VK and brojek; Goodbye!!!! Think of me having to suffer countless
indignities and unable to temper them with drugs of any kind until
after returning home.
llizard [home] 26 May 00:56, from: 216.154.19.33, blue
Ciao niao

[gone]
brojek [email] 26 May 00:57, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
bye blue creature.
brojek [email] 26 May 00:58, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
hehe. Cought her not doing homework :-)

now it's time to fire chat watcher stright in VK's face.
brojek [email] 26 May 00:59, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
short run.
brojek [email] 26 May 01:00, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
:D blow for blow?
brojek [email] 26 May 01:04, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
life i a moving to space... :)
brojek [email] 26 May 01:07, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
It's so tempting to grab a hammer, and apply it to VK. so tempting...
VK [email] [home] 26 May 01:16, from: 130.240.2.143, red
http://www.lateralpuzzles.com/
brojek [email] 26 May 01:23, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
VK: ah, that's what you are doing :)
VK [email] [home] 26 May 01:24, from: 130.240.2.143, red
no
brojek [email] 26 May 01:27, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
Thu, 25 May 2000 20:12:46           alt.ascii-art           Thread    7 of   11
Lines 13                    Beginner needs help             No responses
Andreas Krennmair <a.krennmair@aon.at>

Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art

Hi!
In our class one boy once with a small part of a simple ascii image showing
breasts. We tried to extend this, but now we're hanging (we don't know
how to add a good-looking face, legs and feet. What we currently have is:

  (.) (.)
   ) . (
  (  v  )

Could anybody help us, please?

best regards,
Andreas Krennmair
brojek [email] 26 May 01:27, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
hehehe :)
brojek [email] 26 May 01:29, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
wonder if I should suggest him to use plastic bag method...
brojek [email] 26 May 01:39, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
Hmmm, it doesn't look like I'm going to squize anything out of
Veronica The Silent. Maybe I should go?
VK [email] [home] 26 May 01:43, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*gone*
brojek [email] 26 May 01:45, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
Bye VK! have a good sleep.
brojek [email] 26 May 02:17, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
*falling asleep*
brojek [email] 26 May 08:53, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
*waking up*
brojek [email] 26 May 13:16, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
I'm gone. Guess where.

*I'll gain approx 1.5 kg of weight when I'm back.*
brojek [email] 26 May 14:00, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
*back*
llizard [home] 26 May 15:13, from: 216.154.7.43, blue
hhello and 

                                  __                !/\
                      /\   |  |  /  `  |  |   |  ---%^^^,
                     /__\  |  | |  __  |--|   |    / \/ >
                         \ \__/  \__/  |  |   .        >
                                                     /|^^
                     ejm                            | \

Goodbye... I must attend to duties (the progenitor has emerged from
her sleeping quarters....)
brojek [email] 26 May 15:16, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
hhi llizard :)
llizard [home] 26 May 15:17, from: 216.154.7.43, blue
*sigh* 

brojek; sorry to miss you. (how irritating that the chatwatcher message
blinks!)

I like the idea of recommending the plastic bag method. Does one place
it over the face first?


[gone to be dutiful]
[...]
VK [email] [home] 26 May 21:22, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Entering...
llizard [home] 27 May 00:34, from: 216.154.28.187, blue
ppeek....
VK [email] [home] 27 May 00:34, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> ppeek   :)
llizard [home] 27 May 00:35, from: 216.154.28.187, blue
Hello VK;
llizard [home] 27 May 00:36, from: 216.154.28.187, blue
VK; The progenitor is still here... (she leaves tonight) and I have
a little respite while she is happily watching the news on TV.
llizard [home] 27 May 00:37, from: 216.154.28.187, blue
VK; but rationing will be imposed any minute....
VK [email] [home] 27 May 00:38, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> I know how that feels! They want 100% of your attention and
don't care about you wanting to do things too...
llizard [home] 27 May 00:38, from: 216.154.28.187, blue
VK; I just tried to look at http://www.lateralpuzzles.com/
with images turned off.
llizard [home] 27 May 00:40, from: 216.154.28.187, blue
VK; It's true! This morning I was trying to do something in the garden
and having some problems (causing me to want to curse and scream) She
just stood there and watched, every once in a while trying to grab at
something to "help" - almost taking her eye out at the same time. She just
couldn't take the hint that it would have been better if she had left
the area.
llizard [home] 27 May 00:41, from: 216.154.28.187, blue
VK; And rationing has been imposed. See you the next time!

[gone]
VK [email] [home] 27 May 00:44, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> bye!  :)
VK [email] [home] 27 May 01:57, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*gone*
brojek [email] 27 May 11:21, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
Entering.
llizard [home] 27 May 14:52, from: 216.154.8.163, blue
hhelloooooooo
llizard [home] 27 May 14:53, from: 216.154.8.163, blue
brojek! how nice to see you here. I didn't expect it on a saturday.
brojek [email] 27 May 14:54, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
Hi there, bluizard :-)
brojek [email] 27 May 14:55, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
surprise.
brojek [email] 27 May 14:56, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
llizrad: looks like you came here before having [a bit of forbidden
activity in the morning]
llizard [home] 27 May 14:56, from: 216.154.8.163, blue
brojek;

    ,^%---
 __<__ \ I'm Frrreeeeeeeeeee!!!! (well, my house is my own again
   >     all visitors have left for now)
  _>
 / \^^
    \
brojek [email] 27 May 14:57, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
hosanna :)
llizard [home] 27 May 14:57, from: 216.154.8.163, blue
blackjek; yes, it is true. I have not yet done any forbidden things 
today. In fact, I haven't even ingested any unforbidden hot brown liquids
brojek [email] 27 May 14:57, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
or, halleluyah.
llizard [home] 27 May 14:59, from: 216.154.8.163, blue
brojek; you have no idea. I can now (when I'm allowed to be here) 
happily stare at the monitor without someone coming in and standing
inside my personal space and saying "What are you doing now??" and 
then staying to watch my every move.
llizard [home] 27 May 15:01, from: 216.154.8.163, blue
brojek; I believe that both exclamations are appropriate.
llizard [home] 27 May 15:04, from: 216.154.8.163, blue
brojek; But enough of that nonsense. I am now ready to be entertained.

         ...............
         :@___________@:
         }|           |{
         }| \  / |/'  |{
         }|  \/  |\ >`|{
         }|   |    +  |{
  .___   }| ( |)(| |  |{ 
  |   )  }|           |{  ___.--------'``````:``````'--------.___
  |  (_) }| |`()()|)) |{ (   |               :               |   )
  |      }|________ejm|{  \ ,;,,,            :               |  /
  |      :@...........@:   |\%%%%\___________:__________/~~~~~/|
  |                       / ,\%%%%\          |         / @*@ /, \
  |       ha             /_ / `````          |         ~~~~~~ \ _\
.+.,^^%--- ha           (@l)_ ___ ___ _     _| __   __  __  ___(@l)
+.+    \ ha              ||__________________|__________________||
.+.<_/                   ||_____________________________________||
+.+))__                 /_|_________________________________ldb_|_\
.+.+.+.)_  
+.+.+.+| \\
llizard [home] 27 May 15:06, from: 216.154.8.163, blue
brojek;

         ...............
         :@___________@:
         }|           |{
         }| \  / |/'  |{
         }|  \/  |\ >`|{
         }|   |    +  |{
  .___   }| ( |)(| |  |{ 
  |   )  }|           |{  ___.--------'``````:``````'--------.___
  |  (_) }| |`()()|)) |{ (   |               :               |   )
  |      }|________ejm|{  \ ,;,,,            :               |  /
  |      :@...........@:   |\%%%%\___________:__________/~~~~~/|
  |                       / ,\%%%%\          |         / @*@ /, \
  |                      /_ / `````          |         ~~~~~~ \ _\
.+.,^^%---              (@l)_ ___ ___ _     _| __   __  __  ___(@l)
+.+    \ Well??          ||__________________|__________________||
.+.<_/                   ||_____________________________________||
+.+))__                 /_|_________________________________ldb_|_\
.+.+.+.)_  
+.+.+.+| \\
brojek [email] 27 May 15:08, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
brojek;

         ...............
         :@___________@:
         }|           |{
         }| \  / |/'  |{
         }|  \/  |\ >`|{
         }|   |    +  |{
  .___   }| ( |)(| |  |{ 
  |   )  }|           |{  ___.--------'``````:``````'--------.___
  |  (_) }| |`()()|)) |{ (   |               :               |   )
  |      }|________ejm|{  \ ,;,,,            :               |  /
  |      :@...........@:   |\%%%%\___________:__________/~~~~~/|
  |                       / ,\%%%%\          |         / @*@ /, \
  |                      /_ / `````          |         ~~~~~~ \ _\
.+.,^^%---              (@l)_ ___ ___ _     _| __   __  __  ___(@l)
+.+    \ Well??          ||__________________|__________________||
.+.<_/                   ||_____________________________________||
+.+))__                 /_|_________________________________ldb_|_\
.+.+.+.)_  
+.+` .+| \\
    o
     ( Uhmmm, could you just get up for a moment?)
llizard [home] 27 May 15:15, from: 216.154.8.163, blue
brojek; so sorry!! I didn't see that you were sitting in that chair
         ...............
         :@___________@:
         }|           |{
         }| \  / |/'  |{
         }|  \/  |\ >`|{
         }|   |    +  |{
  .___   }| ( |)(| |  |{ 
  |   )  }|           |{  ___.--------'``````:``````'--------.___
  |  (_) }| |`()()|)) |{ (   |               :               |   )
  |      }|________ejm|{  \ ,;,,,            :               |  /
  |      :@...........@:   |\%%%%\___________:__________/~~~~~/|
  |                       / ,\%%%%\          |         / @*@ /, \
  |                      /_ / `````          |         ~~~~~~ \ _\
.+.                 \   (@l)_ ___ ___ _     _| __   __  __  ___(@l)
+.+          ---@@^,/    ||__________________|__________________||
.+.            / \_>     ||_____________________________________||
+.+))_|_ ,     _  >     /_|_________________________________ldb_|_\
.+.+.+.)c       \>^^
+.+.+.+|        /
+.+.+.+|        \
llizard [home] 27 May 15:20, from: 216.154.8.163, blue
while I'm waiting for you to recover from what must be a rather 
severe injury, I must confess that I can only think of one thing

            _- -_   _--    - _
          (                    )
       (    .    u  ,^^%---     )
     (    \| |]   \_>_  \         )
   (   @@@_|_|__    >/             )
 (    [_________]__>^^           )
( ejm   |       //|| |         )
  (                        )
      (__   _      _ )
                 o
                  o
                  o
        ___      o
      _/   |===%^.
     |_____|   _/>\
       ---  ==   >/
     [_____]   __>,^
      |   |   //| |
brojek [email] 27 May 15:21, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
         ...............
         :@___________@:
         }|           |{
         }| \  / |/'  |{
         }|  \/  |\ >`|{
         }|   |    +  |{
  .___   }| ( |)(| |  |{ 
  |   )  }|           |{  ___.--------'``````:``````'--------.___
  |  (_) }| |`()()|)) |{ (   |               :               |   )
 c>      }|________ejm|{  \ ,;,,,            :               |  /
 ('      :@...........@:   |\%%%%\___________:__________/~~~~~/|
-'\ It's all right.       / ,\%%%%\          |         / @*@ /, \
  | But I'll better      /_ / `````          |         ~~~~~~ \ _\
.+.  climb to safety    (@l)_ ___ ___ _     _| __   __  __  ___(@l)
+.+          ===%^,     ||__________________|__________________||
.+.               >\_   ||_____________________________________||
+.+))__          >\    /_|_________________________________ldb_|_\
.+.+.+.)         >^^
+.+.+.+|        //
+.+.+.+|        \\
llizard [home] 27 May 15:22, from: 216.154.8.163, blue
Very soon, I will have to retire to a different room (inexplicably
unavailable to VK) to prepare forbidden activities.

          [|
     )    |       ha
  ( (     \ ,^%---  ha
  _)__(___ \>  \  ha
 _\____/_ \/>
[________]  > 
|ejm    |  /|^^
|_______|  \ \
llizard [home] 27 May 15:26, from: 216.154.8.163, blue
very wise, but I think you have now gone TOO high. That is somewhat
precarious. I'm not sure that the lamp has been properly constructed.
It came from one of those "do it yourself" shops where everything is
purchased in a box that has zillions of parts and a sheet of nearly
incomprehensible instructions translated from Swedish to English
         ...............
         :@___________@:
         }|           |{
         }| \  / |/'  |{
   \c_   }|  \/  |\ >`|{
   (__   }|   |    +  |{
  ._\_   }| ( |)(| |  |{ 
  |   )  }|           |{  ___.--------'``````:``````'--------.___
  |  (_) }| |`()()|)) |{ (   |               :               |   )
  |      }|________ejm|{  \ ,;,,,            :               |  /
  |      :@...........@:   |\%%%%\___________:__________/~~~~~/|
  |                       / ,\%%%%\          |         / @*@ /, \
  |       ha             /_ / `````          |         ~~~~~~ \ _\
.+.,^^%---  ha          (@l)_ ___ ___ _     _| __   __  __  ___(@l)
+.+    \ ha              ||__________________|__________________||
.+.<_/                   ||_____________________________________||
+.+))__                 /_|_________________________________ldb_|_\
.+.+.+.)_  
+.+.+.+| \\
llizard [home] 27 May 15:28, from: 216.154.8.163, blue
         ...............
         :@___________@:
         }|           |{
         }| \  / |/'  |{
   \c_   }|  \/  |\ >`|{
   (__   }|   |    +  |{
  ._\_   }| ( |)(| |  |{ 
  |   )  }|           |{  ___.--------'``````:``````'--------.___
  |  (_) }| |`()()|)) |{ (   |               :               |   )
  |      }|________ejm|{  \ ,;,,,            :               |  /
  |      :@...........@:   |\%%%%\___________:__________/~~~~~/|
  |                       / ,\%%%%\          |         / @*@ /, \
  |                      /_ / `````          |         ~~~~~~ \ _\
.+.                     (@l)_ ___ ___ _     _| __   __  __  ___(@l)
+.+                      ||__________________|__________________||
.+.                      ||_____________________________________||
+.+))__                 /_|_________________________________ldb_|_\
.+.+.+.)
+.+.+.+|              ---%^,_/|
+.+.+.+|         VK;   _/_/>_||
                 Can't/__/<__|/
                 you just drop into the forbidden activitity
                 preparation room from this trapdoor?
llizard [home] 27 May 15:32, from: 216.154.8.163, blue
         ...............
         :@___________@:
         }|           |{
         }| \  / |/'  |{
   _c/   }|  \/  |\ >`|{
    \_   }|   |    +  |{
  . /    }| ( |)(| |  |{ 
  |\     }|           |{  ___.--------'``````:``````'--------.___
  | )    }| |`()()|)) |{ (   |               :               |   )
  |(_)   }|________ejm|{  \ ,;,,,            :               |  /
  |      :@...........@:   |\%%%%\___________:__________/~~~~~/|
  |                       / ,\%%%%\          |         / @*@ /, \
  |                      /_ / `````          |         ~~~~~~ \ _\
.+.                     (@l)_ ___ ___ _     _| __   __  __  ___(@l)
+.+                      ||__________________|__________________||
.+.                      ||_____________________________________||
+.+))__                 /_|_________________________________ldb_|_\
.+.+.+.)
+.+.+.+|              ---%^,_/|
+.+.+.+|       brojek; _/_/>_||
               Alas,  /__/<__|/
               I can stay no longer. I'm sorry that I won't be
               helping you to pick up the pieces. If you can manage
               to drag yourself over here, the passageway also
               leads to the medicine cabinet. I'll leave the
               door open. Ciao niao.
llizard [home] 27 May 15:36, from: 216.154.8.163, blue
         ...............
         :@___________@:
         }|           |{
         }| \  / |/'  |{
         }|  \/  |\ >`|{
    \\   }|   |    +  |{
  . _)   }| ( |)(| |  |{ 
  |\ c\  }|           |{  ___.--------'``````:``````'--------.___
  | )    }| |`()()|)) |{ (   |               :               |   )
  |(_)   }|________ejm|{  \ ,;,,,            :               |  /
  |      :@...........@:   |\%%%%\___________:__________/~~~~~/|
  |                       / ,\%%%%\          |         / @*@ /, \
  |                      /_ / `````          |         ~~~~~~ \ _\
.+.                     (@l)_ ___ ___ _     _| __   __  __  ___(@l)
+.+                      ||__________________|__________________||
.+.                      ||_____________________________________||
+.+))__                 /_|_________________________________ldb_|_\
.+.+.+.)                  e    /\
+.+.+.+|                 y    / /
+.+.+.+|               _b____/ /
                      /__`___\/
brojek [email] 27 May 15:38, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
         ...............
Abra     :@___________@:
 kadabra }|           |{
         }|  /        |{
   \c_   }|       /   |{
  __)    }|   / o     |{
  ._\_   }|        /  |{ 
  |   )  }|    /      |{  ___.--------'``````:``````'--------.___
  |  (_) }|           |{ (   |               :               |   )
  |      }|________ejm|{  \ ,;,,,            :               |  /
  |      :@...........@:   |\%%%%\___________:__________/~~~~~/|
  |                       / ,\%%%%\          |         / @*@ /, \
  |                      /_ / `````          |         ~~~~~~ \ _\
.+.                     (@l)_ ___ ___ _     _| __   __  __  ___(@l)
+.+                      ||__________________|__________________||
.+.                      ||_____________________________________||
+.+))__                 /_|_________________________________ldb_|_\
.+.+.+.)
+.+.+.+|         
+.+.+.+|              ________
                     /_______/
llizard [home] 27 May 15:40, from: 216.154.8.163, blue
         ...............
         :@___________@:
         }|           |{
         }| \  / |/'  |{
         }|  \/  |\ >`|{
         }|   |    +  |{
  .      }| ( |)(| |  |{ 
 /|  _(c }|           |{  ___.--------'``````:``````'--------.___
( |   V\ }| |`()()|)) |{ (   |               :               |   )
_)|  <   }|________ejm|{  \ ,;,,,            :               |  /
  |      :@...........@:   |\%%%%\___________:__________/~~~~~/|
  |                       / ,\%%%%\          |         / @*@ /, \
  |                      /_ / `````          |         ~~~~~~ \ _\
.+.                     (@l)_ ___ ___ _     _| __   __  __  ___(@l)
+.+                      ||__________________|__________________||
.+.                      ||_____________________________________||
+.+))__                 /_|_________________________________ldb_|_\
.+.+.+.)                       /\
+.+.+.+|                      / /
+.+.+.+|               ______/ /
                      /______\/         [gone - can you smell the
                                         coffee brewing and other
                                         forbidden substances being
                                         manipulated by heat? ]
VK [email] [home] 27 May 15:41, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek, llizard >> hi!  :)
llizard [home] 27 May 15:42, from: 216.154.8.163, blue
back for a second to see what wonders appeared in the mirror...
brojek [email] 27 May 15:42, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
         ...............
         :@___________@:
         }|   _,.     |{
         }| ,'   `.   |{
         }|; _\    .  |{
         }|`,  \c_  ; |{
  .___   }|  `. \ ,'  |{ 
  |   )  }|    `-'    |{  ___.--------'``````:``````'--------.___
  |  (_) }|           |{ (   |               :               |   )
  |      }|________ejm|{  \ ,;,,,            :               |  /
  |      :@...........@:   |\%%%%\___________:__________/~~~~~/|
  |                       / ,\%%%%\          |         / @*@ /, \
  |                      /_ / `````          |         ~~~~~~ \ _\
.+.                     (@l)_ ___ ___ _     _| __   __  __  ___(@l)
+.+                      ||__________________|__________________||
.+.                      ||_____________________________________||
+.+))__                 /_|_________________________________ldb_|_\
.+.+.+.)
+.+.+.+|         
+.+.+.+|              ________
                     /_______/
VK [email] [home] 27 May 15:43, from: 130.240.2.143, red
>llizard [home] 27 May 14:59, from: 216.154.8.163
>
>brojek; you have no idea. I can now (when I'm allowed to be here) 
>happily stare at the monitor without someone coming in and standing
>inside my personal space and saying "What are you doing now??" and 
>then staying to watch my every move.

Even my hacker-type mother does that and it is sooooooo annoying!!!
llizard [home] 27 May 15:43, from: 216.154.8.163, blue
hello VK and alas, goodbye.

Rationing has been imposed. [gone before I get in trouble for
mentioning what we will be having with our coffee - but it's something
that you, VK, adore]
brojek [email] 27 May 15:43, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
hello VK. As you may have noticed, I was just leaving.
VK [email] [home] 27 May 15:44, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Bye!  :(
VK [email] [home] 27 May 15:45, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> What?! You too?!?!  Bye!  :( :( :(
VK [email] [home] 27 May 15:46, from: 130.240.2.143, red
[Hmmm... I'm so used to the sugarfree pepsi that the non-sugarfree version
tastes strange...  :D:D:DD ]
llizard [home] 27 May 15:47, from: 216.154.8.163, blue
brojek; coool. I had no idea that the mirror had those magical properties.

Now you don't need to use the passageway through the trapdoor.

However, VK, you might find that passageway very useful and realize
that you can get rid of one of your more stringent rules.

I really can't stay any longer.

Ciao niao. [really gone - can you smell the sweet spice that is swirled
            through the golden coloured blobs?)
brojek [email] 27 May 15:48, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
VK: But I've changed my mind since you're here.
VK [email] [home] 27 May 15:49, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> :)
VK [email] [home] 27 May 15:50, from: 130.240.2.143, red
>llizard [home] 27 May 15:26, from: 216.154.8.163
>
>very wise, but I think you have now gone TOO high. That is somewhat
>precarious. I'm not sure that the lamp has been properly constructed.
>It came from one of those "do it yourself" shops where everything is
>purchased in a box that has zillions of parts and a sheet of nearly
>incomprehensible instructions translated from Swedish to English

1. I have never had a problem with IKEA furniture.

2. I didn't read the English version, I red the Swedish original.
brojek [email] 27 May 16:09, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
I read both :)
VK [email] [home] 27 May 16:11, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> :)
brojek [email] 27 May 16:21, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
.o)
VK [email] [home] 27 May 16:25, from: 130.240.2.143, red
.o)         )            )           )
brojek [email] 27 May 16:29, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
VK == easy rider.
VK [email] [home] 27 May 16:34, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> ???
brojek [email] 27 May 16:39, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
.o)         )            )           )
           (  .   .   . (           (o.
VK [email] [home] 27 May 16:43, from: 130.240.2.143, red
.o)         )            )           )
           (  .   .   . (           (o.    .o)
brojek [email] 27 May 17:04, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
well, I'll be going...
brojek [email] 27 May 17:05, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
         ...............
         :@___________@:
         }|           |{
         }|           |{
         }|           |{
         }|  *gone*   |{
  .___   }|           |{ 
  |   )  }|           |{  ___.--------'``````:``````'--------.___
  |  (_) }|           |{ (   |               :               |   )
  |      }|________ejm|{  \ ,;,,,            :               |  /
  |      :@...........@:   |\%%%%\___________:__________/~~~~~/|
  |                       / ,\%%%%\          |         / @*@ /, \
  |                      /_ / `````          |         ~~~~~~ \ _\
.+.                     (@l)_ ___ ___ _     _| __   __  __  ___(@l)
+.+                      ||__________________|__________________||
.+.                      ||_____________________________________||
+.+))__                 /_|_________________________________ldb_|_\
.+.+.+.)
+.+.+.+|         
+.+.+.+|              ________
                     /_______/
VK [email] [home] 27 May 17:26, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> bye!  :)
VK [email] [home] 27 May 17:29, from: 130.240.2.143, red
(Last lifesign: 27 May 17:28, from: 212.160.114.121 )

:D
VK [email] [home] 27 May 17:29, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> You were waiting, and waiting, and waiting and then, when
I activated the Chat Watcher, you came back!  :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
VK [email] [home] 27 May 17:30, from: 130.240.2.143, red
[Hmmm.... maybe I should remove those "somebody is waiting..." messages
on those other pages, just to tease brojek...?]
brojek [email] 27 May 17:32, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
*I'm not here*
VK [email] [home] 27 May 17:34, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> I see that.  :D
brojek [email] 27 May 17:45, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
Well then, VK, You won't be surprised that I'm

*definitely gone*

See you, m'dear!
VK [email] [home] 27 May 17:50, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> definitely bye then!   :)





*clicks on that little yellow smiley face, expecting it to pop up again
really soon*
llizard [home] 27 May 23:44, from: 216.154.2.124, blue
ppeek
llizard [home] 27 May 23:45, from: 216.154.2.124, blue
(Last lifesign: 27 May 18:37, from: 130.240.2.143 )

Hello VK;  (I have an urge to change my name to "brojek" just to make
your prediction come true)
VK [email] [home] 27 May 23:46, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Hi!  :-)    (I'm in three chat rooms right now!)
VK [email] [home] 27 May 23:48, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Too late for the "really soon" part though...  :D
llizard [home] 27 May 23:49, from: 216.154.2.124, blue
VK;

>VK [email] [home] 27 May 15:50, from: 130.240.2.143
>
>>llizard [home] 27 May 15:26, from: 216.154.8.163
[snip]
>>It came from one of those "do it yourself" shops where everything is
>>purchased in a box that has zillions of parts and a sheet of nearly
>>incomprehensible instructions translated from Swedish to English
>
>1. I have never had a problem with IKEA furniture.
>
>2. I didn't read the English version, I red the Swedish original.

VK; I haven't actually had very many problems with IKEA furniture.
I had a problem with an IKEA miniature greenhouse that had far 
too many wooden pieces because the glue wasn't polar tested. (so
the wooden pieces fell off)
VK [email] [home] 27 May 23:50, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> :-)
bbrojek(fake) [home] 27 May 23:50, from: 216.154.2.124, blue
VK; "soon" is a relative term
VK [email] [home] 27 May 23:51, from: 130.240.2.143, red
bbizard >> :-P
llizard [home] 27 May 23:52, from: 216.154.2.124, blue
VK; I'm afraid that I can't stay any longer - so you can relax and
chat in only two rooms at once. (I don't know HOW you do that! >%^7^^^7^^ )
llizard [home] 27 May 23:52, from: 216.154.2.124, blue
VK;  ^^7^^^7^%<~  to you too
llizard [home] 27 May 23:53, from: 216.154.2.124, blue
VK; Next time I'll disguise myself a little better and remember to
change the colour....
llizard [home] 27 May 23:54, from: 216.154.2.124, blue
VK; See you the next time!

[gone]
VK [email] [home] 27 May 23:54, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Bye!  :-D


[none of the rooms is *too* busy]
VK [email] [home] 28 May 00:48, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*gone*
brojek [email] 28 May 01:20, from: 212.160.57.164, black/white
Entering.
brojek [email] 28 May 01:23, from: 212.160.57.164, black/white
Llizard, beware of me mad! ;-)
brojek [email] 28 May 02:22, from: 212.160.57.164, black/white
*gone*
VK [email] [home] 28 May 16:08, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Entering...
llizard [home] 28 May 16:57, from: 216.154.16.245, blue
ppeek
llizard [home] 28 May 16:58, from: 216.154.16.245, blue
Hello VK;

brojek; eeeeeeeek!!! WHAT brought on that frightening warning??
VK [email] [home] 28 May 16:58, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> ppeek!  :-)
llizard [home] 28 May 16:58, from: 216.154.16.245, blue
brojek; I am innocent, I tell you....
llizard [home] 28 May 16:59, from: 216.154.16.245, blue
VK; I just came in for a bit for a break. I've been out in the garden seeing how
many plants I can kill off.
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:00, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Enjoying a parent-free garden?  :-)
llizard [home] 28 May 17:00, from: 216.154.16.245, blue
VK; I have a whole lot less room this year because we can't use
the second floor balcony (no floor there...)
llizard [home] 28 May 17:01, from: 216.154.16.245, blue
VK; :^)  it is very pleasant - lilacs in full bloom
llizard [home] 28 May 17:01, from: 216.154.16.245, blue
VK; do you have lilacs up in the far north where you live?
llizard [home] 28 May 17:02, from: 216.154.16.245, blue
VK; Last fall, we had to put a new roof on the balcony, which meant
ripping up the deck. Unfortunately, a lot of the wood was rotted so
we have to replace the deck.
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:02, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> A balcony without a floor? That sounds dangerous!  :-O
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:03, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> I don't know what you are talking about. Illustration?
llizard [home] 28 May 17:03, from: 216.154.16.245, blue
VK: Whatshisname was going to do that about 4 weeks ago but instead 
went out on his bike, hit some streetcar tracks and now can't use
one arm for the next 6 weeks at least.
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:03, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Maybe it's better to have no floor than to have a floor that's
rotten!!!  :-O :-O :-O
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:04, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> :(   [can he use the computer?]
llizard [home] 28 May 17:04, from: 216.154.16.245, blue
VK; too hard to illustrate!!!

balcony is on a flat roof that is made of some sort of substance not
designed for walking around on
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:06, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> picture on the web?
llizard [home] 28 May 17:06, from: 216.154.16.245, blue
VK; we have to build a wooden deck to sit on top of the flat roof so that
we can put plants and walk around in that area. (The deck is sort
of like a wooden raft on the roof- I can't do it; we can't afford to hire someone to
do it, so have to wait til Whatshisname can use both arms)
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:06, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> A balcony that's not designed to walk on? This sounds very
weird! [what next?!?!]
llizard [home] 28 May 17:07, from: 216.154.16.245, blue
VK; he can use the computer one handed but it's not very comfortable.
He has had to take off time from work because he HAS to be able to type
fast.
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:07, from: 130.240.2.143, red
[Aha!]
llizard [home] 28 May 17:08, from: 216.154.16.245, blue
VK; the balcony is designed to be walked on. But it has to have the
right surface
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:08, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> I was thinking about how his situation might affect your
computer situation....    8)
llizard [home] 28 May 17:08, from: 216.154.16.245, blue
VK; Right now it only has the subflooring
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:09, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Lets see:


    ====================  <--- wood "floor"
    --------------------  <--- roof not designed to walk on
    |                  |
    |                  |  <--- house
    |                  |
llizard [home] 28 May 17:09, from: 216.154.16.245, blue
VK; That is one of the reasons that I have not been here very much...
the computer has been in use by another. 

Did the balcony stuff make sense?
llizard [home] 28 May 17:10, from: 216.154.16.245, blue
VK; Yes, that is essentially correct. As it is now, the roof is now
repaired so that there is no danger of it leaking into the house.
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:12, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> :-)
llizard [home] 28 May 17:12, from: 216.154.16.245, blue
VK; Normally, I have zillions of pots on that deck. Now I'm having
to put them down below on the patio. But I'm not sure how we will be
able to put a table on the patio as well so that we can do our forbidden
activities outside.
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:13, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Hmmm...? Bookcases in the garden?
llizard [home] 28 May 17:13, from: 216.154.16.245, blue
VK; I just remembered that I have a picture of the balcony taken a
couple of years ago.

http://www.crosswinds.net/~ejmtph/garden/balcony.html
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:14, from: 130.240.2.143, red
[dreams of garden framed by bookcases filled with flower pots...]
llizard [home] 28 May 17:14, from: 216.154.16.245, blue
VK; bookcases????

Alas, rationing has been imposed
llizard [home] 28 May 17:15, from: 216.154.16.245, blue
VK; ah... no, the pots are much too large
llizard [home] 28 May 17:16, from: 216.154.16.245, blue
VK: See you the next time!

[gone]
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:16, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Big bookcases?
VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:16, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Bye!  :-)
[...]
llizard [home] 30 May 00:46, from: 216.154.12.238, blue
VK;
>VK [email] [home] 28 May 17:16, from: 130.240.2.143
>
>llizard >> Big bookcases?

They'd have to be humungous.
llizard [home] 30 May 00:47, from: 216.154.12.238, blue
VK: I've managed to hang some of them from branches of the trees. But
it is still quite crowded... rather jungle-like
(end)