(This file is part of the longer Newbie Week Party)
How are you!? I haven't been in here for a looooong time!
AC >> Keep checking back this week! I'm trying to get some old characters to show up...
Yeah I noticed that there's a party in here.. What was that line about the fact that you've taken off the quiz??
No.. I never saw a quiz...
AC >> OK... A few months ago I added a quiz that you have to pass before you're allowed to get in here. I've removed it temporarily...
Ah right. What sort of questions? Is it like a "who's the artist" type thing, or general knowledge or what?
AC >> It's a "Read the ascii art FAQ and the Chat FAQ and answer a few questions about that" type of quiz (I got tired of newbies who stumbled around and having to explain everything over and over and over again to people who didn't come back anyway...).
Hi. I'm lurking. Extremely new and haven't really done much art. Trying to learn before I post.
HedgieMom - You've come to the right place! You are in the presence of a supreme ascii-artist, and me.
VK - Hey, your server is faster these days, that I am sure of..
I find such horrible things in the Chat Goodies!!! :D:D::DD:D:D
This one is from August 1998:
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Thursday night's episode of Krogg vs FS (in Veronica's chat):
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VK - I see Krogg's latest batch of Viagra arrived then..
(Throughout this file I have removed some quotes from the goodies archives that didn't get any comments. You can still read those in the archive, so there's no need to repeat them here)
AC >> did you figure out the Advanced User thing?
VK - Yeah I know, but the effect of just that one tablet has lasted a loong time!
VK - yeah I did, but I dont think I have *** **** * *** any more though..
(sensitive information about becoming an Advanced User removed. It's supposed to be a challenge...)
AC >> Hush! Don't give the newbies any clues! :D:D::D
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` | ` |MMM hey those ladies are lovely.. i especially like the one on the right in that second pic..
(larger ladies are my thing) ;-)>
AC >> Mmmm... FS thought the other one was too skinny... :D:D::D
FS has good taste too then! :-)
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AC >> Mmmm.. a diddle on somebody's picture of Balloo.
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Now it's Baloo doing the diddling..Cool.. kind of Picasso style..
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AC >> I'm digging through the Chat Goodies hunting for names and email addresses of people who have been here...
I haven't been here.. hehe
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AC >> Mmmm... and the chat isn't the same without him...
He doesn't come here any more?
VK - Awww. I know David Palmer does because I talk to him
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