alt.ascii-art chat
I sent out an invitation to a
party and this is what happened:
(This was a very busy week, but I didn't want to edit anything out.
I have tried to keep notes of all the people who entered, and what they
said, but the file got to be looooong, so I moved some bits out into other
files. There were also some "non-party" episodes, which have been saved into
"ordinary" chat goodies of their own, or edited out.)
llizard [home] 11 Mar. 15:46, from: 216.154.12.18, blue
Hello! I'm out of my mind with joy that the bars have been lifted and I am
allowed to say that I'm only here for a moment before rationing is
imposed (that is to say - it's time for breakfast of rich coffee, boiled
egg, toast slathered with butter and the finest thin slices of aged
cheddar, unfiltered apple juice)
VK [email] [home] 11 Mar. 15:48, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> I've decided to invite as many "old" people as possible as
well... looking for names and email addresses right now...
llizard [home] 11 Mar. 15:49, from: 216.154.12.18, blue
VK; That's great! I hope that people do come in.
llizard [home] 11 Mar. 15:52, from: 216.154.12.18, blue
VK; I am being summoned by the wafting aromas from the kitchen. T
has also started preparing tonight's dinner - sizzling onions, celery,
pecans....
Wheeeeee!!!! This is so fun to be able to speak of forbidden things!
But I guess I had better not press my luck.
See you the next time!
.
Here was a longer episode which I put in a file of its own:
AC and the goodies.
Then Thornn joined the fun: Thornn is bored
drx [email] [home] 11 Mar. 22:13, from: 213.54.1.226, blue
Entering...
Thornn [email] 11 Mar. 22:16, from: 208.165.239.108, purple
drx~Heya! :D
drx [email] [home] 11 Mar. 22:17, from: 213.54.1.226, blue
VK, Thornn, you still there?
drx [email] [home] 11 Mar. 22:20, from: 213.54.1.226, blue
//\ /\\
// \________ / \\
// / \ \\
// / | ' \ \\
// / | ' \ \\
,-. / SSs | \ ,-.
,-. \ / ' sSSsS \ / ,-.
// \ \ Ss. . s | / / \\
// \ \ Ss\ c /Ss / / \\
// / \ \__sSs_)o(sSs___/ / \ \\
// / \__|___ \_/ ___|__/ \ \\
\\ / s/\___/\s \ //
\\/___________|_|_|_|___________\//
'-------------------------------'
Thornn [email] 11 Mar. 22:20, from: 208.165.239.108, purple
drx~I am, though not for long...
drx [email] [home] 11 Mar. 22:20, from: 213.54.1.226, blue
*gone*
VK [email] [home] 11 Mar. 22:26, from: 130.240.2.143, red
drx >> Hi! :)
VK [email] [home] 11 Mar. 22:30, from: 130.240.2.143, red
drx >> I see that picture as a girl getting "worn down" by the friction...
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when she reaches the end there's just the chest, arms and head left...
VK [email] [home] 11 Mar. 22:31, from: 130.240.2.143, red
[Hmmm... he left... :( ]
Thornn [email] 11 Mar. 22:33, from: 208.165.239.108, purple
VK~I didn't even notice that. :)
Krogg 11 Mar. 22:35, from: 12.6.67.135, blue
* 8 * *
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[readingbuffer]
Thornn [email] 11 Mar. 22:36, from: 208.165.239.108, purple
Krogg~Heya! :D :D
Krogg 11 Mar. 22:38, from: 12.6.67.135, blue
VK>>GODDESS!! Greetings of the highest.
Thornn>>Hello....
Thornn [email] 11 Mar. 22:39, from: 208.165.239.108, purple
Krogg~How are you today?
*kitana 11 Mar. 22:39, from: 209.86.65.83, purple
Entering...
Thornn [email] 11 Mar. 22:40, from: 208.165.239.108, purple
*kitana~Heya! :D
Thornn [email] 11 Mar. 22:40, from: 208.165.239.108, purple
*gone*
Krogg 11 Mar. 22:41, from: 12.6.67.135, blue
Thornn>>I am that i am,that is how i am.I guess,and you?
*kitana 11 Mar. 22:41, from: 209.86.65.83, purple
um, hi-bye!
Krogg 11 Mar. 22:42, from: 12.6.67.135, blue
Kitana>>Hello there.
Krogg 11 Mar. 22:44, from: 12.6.67.135, blue
[This got boring in a hurry]
VK [email] [home] 11 Mar. 22:47, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Krogg, kitana >> Hi! :-)
Thornn >> Bye! :)
VK [email] [home] 11 Mar. 22:47, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Krogg >> Bored already? :-O
VK [email] [home] 11 Mar. 22:58, from: 130.240.2.143, red
(Last lifesign: 11 Mar. 22:57, from: 12.6.67.135 )
:)
Krogg 11 Mar. 22:58, from: 12.6.67.135, blue
VK>>Ya,I am multi taskingaswell....andmy space bar is breaking.
VK [email] [home] 11 Mar. 22:59, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Krogg >> Oh! That doesn't sound fun at all! :(
Krogg 11 Mar. 23:02, from: 12.6.67.135, blue
VK>>It aint...And the [control] key is also havingproblems...as well
asmyright mouse button...I am going to HAVE to replace them soon.
You been having any fun lately?
VK [email] [home] 11 Mar. 23:08, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*too tired*
VK [email] [home] 11 Mar. 23:08, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Krogg >> Mmmm... well... not really... (had a bad cold, but that's almost
over now) :-\
VK [email] [home] 11 Mar. 23:09, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*leaving*
VK [email] [home] 11 Mar. 23:09, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Krogg, anybody else out there >> Bye1 :)
Krogg 11 Mar. 23:10, from: 12.6.67.135, blue
VK>>Sorry to hear that.
Krogg 11 Mar. 23:14, from: 12.6.67.135, blue
VK>>Bye...I was sorry to hear about you leaving too.....
maybe next time..
*leaving*
VK [email] [home] 11 Mar. 23:25, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*definitely leaving now!*
VK [email] [home] 11 Mar. 23:26, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*gone*
Krogg 11 Mar. 23:27, from: 12.6.67.135, blue
VK>>MY there must be some conjestion between me and most of
the internet.....EVERYTHING is SLOW.....I am gonna
go kick stuff and break things for a while.
Krogg 11 Mar. 23:27, from: 12.6.67.135, blue
*gone*
VK [email] [home] 11 Mar. 23:28, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*really gone*
Time for another longer episode:
brojek takes the stage.
Danny [email] 12 Mar. 04:39, from: 209.214.104.197, purple
Entering...
Danny [email] 12 Mar. 04:40, from: 209.214.104.197, purple
Anyone here?
mpt [email] [home] 12 Mar. 08:48, from: 132.181.3.189, blue
Entering...
mpt [email] [home] 12 Mar. 08:49, from: 132.181.3.189, blue
Wow, this chat is a bit more sophisticated than it was last time I was here.
Jope 12 Mar. 11:34, from: 195.74.24.8, black/white
Entering...
Jope 12 Mar. 11:35, from: 195.74.24.8, black/white
Yoohoo..
Jope 12 Mar. 11:36, from: 195.74.24.8, black/white
*gone* .. Girlfriend's waiting.. :-)
ghjk [email] [home] 12 Mar. 11:42, from: 193.216.36.12, turquoise
Entering...
Storm 12 Mar. 13:16, from: 12.16.178.180, black/white
Entering...
Storm [email] [home] 12 Mar. 13:18, from: 12.16.178.180, black/white
~blowing thru the front door...for a change~
Storm [email] [home] 12 Mar. 13:18, from: 12.16.178.180, turquoise
Hi all.... :-)
Storm [email] [home] 12 Mar. 13:22, from: 12.16.178.180, turquoise
Saw the invitation in my email....thought i'd drop by and say hi..
~blowing on thru the room....out the back door~
later gators.
Storm
VK [email] [home] 12 Mar. 18:03, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Entering...
VK [email] [home] 12 Mar. 18:04, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*reading buffer*
VK [email] [home] 12 Mar. 18:08, from: 130.240.2.143, red
>llizard [home] 12 Mar. 00:33, from: 216.154.13.129
>
>wowb and brojek; if it weren't for the fact that there are delectable
>aromas arising from the nether regions of the house, I would be truly
>devastated at leaving.
Is that code for "I smell food from the kitchen"? ;-D
Anonymous 12 Mar. 18:13, from: 130.240.2.143, black/white
Entering...
VK [email] [home] 12 Mar. 18:14, from: 130.240.2.143, red
[that was just me, testing]
llizard [home] 12 Mar. 18:39, from: 216.154.8.190, blue
helllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (and very shortly
goodbye)
VK [email] [home] 12 Mar. 18:40, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Hi-and-bye! :)
llizard [home] 12 Mar. 18:40, from: 216.154.8.190, blue
hello VK; I had expected to see huge crowds of people here but it's
nice to see that several have dropped by.
llizard [home] 12 Mar. 18:42, from: 216.154.8.190, blue
VK; all kinds of people I've never seen before!
llizard [home] 12 Mar. 18:43, from: 216.154.8.190, blue
VK; This is very good. Are you planning on lifting the "no food" rule
here permanently?
VK [email] [home] 12 Mar. 18:43, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> But, these *are* "huge crowds of people"!!! :D:D:D
VK [email] [home] 12 Mar. 18:43, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Well, right now I'm suffering from "no food" right here...
llizard [home] 12 Mar. 18:45, from: 216.154.8.190, blue
VK; I won't mention what I just had then. I'm about to walk to the gym
to stairclimb it off. (I can't ride my bike - we had about 10 cm snow
last night!)
llizard [home] 12 Mar. 18:45, from: 216.154.8.190, blue
VK: There are huge crowds, but not while I'm here.
llizard [home] 12 Mar. 18:47, from: 216.154.8.190, blue
VK; But before I hit the exercise room, I get to buzz cut whatshisname's
hair (Wheeeee!!!!)
'. ha
'. _ .^%--- ha
______'.(_)_< \ ha These pruning shears
(__)_/> should work well
__>,^
/ |
ejm \
VK [email] [home] 12 Mar. 18:48, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Well, I just logged in and I'm staying a few hours...
llizard [home] 12 Mar. 18:49, from: 216.154.8.190, blue
VK;
ha
>8 .^%--- ha
\_< \ ha
_/> As you know, I'm not allowed to use scissors.
__>,^
/ |
ejm \
llizard [home] 12 Mar. 18:51, from: 216.154.8.190, blue
VK; I had better be off to fire up the razor. heh heh heh
I love to play with sharp things
VK [email] [home] 12 Mar. 18:52, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Bye! :)
VK [email] [home] 12 Mar. 20:08, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*gone hunting*
VK [email] [home] 12 Mar. 20:30, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*back with pizza*
Lets have another break:
alessandro.
hancho [email] 13 Mar. 01:15, from: 152.163.201.53, blue
Entering...
VK [email] [home] 13 Mar. 01:16, from: 130.240.2.143, red
hancho >> Hi! :)
Steven 13 Mar. 03:55, from: 205.188.193.28, brown/yellow
Entering...
VK [email] [home] 13 Mar. 03:56, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Steven >> hi! :)
hncvn [email] 13 Mar. 05:25, from: 209.232.0.6, black/white
Entering...
hncvn [email] 13 Mar. 05:26, from: 209.232.0.6, black/white
fuck you
hncvn [email] 13 Mar. 05:26, from: 209.232.0.6, black/white
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VK [email] [home] 13 Mar. 05:26, from: 130.240.2.143, red
hncvn >> No, fuck _you_! :)
.
More fun: Dutch Invasion
(lots of pictures in this one)
lgbeard 13 Mar. 19:03, from: 209.214.112.181, black/white
Entering...
brojek [email] 13 Mar. 19:04, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
hi and bye lgbeard...
lgbeard 13 Mar. 19:10, from: 209.214.112.181, black/white
gone
mojo 13 Mar. 20:34, from: 63.210.129.241, black/white
Entering...
mojo 13 Mar. 20:37, from: 63.210.129.241, black/white
are there eny painters on line?
mojo 13 Mar. 20:40, from: 63.210.129.241, black/white
that is any rather
mojo 13 Mar. 20:43, from: 63.210.129.241, black/white
mojo gone
Xavior [email] 14 Mar. 02:29, from: 199.8.161.16, green
Entering...
Xavior [email] 14 Mar. 02:37, from: 199.8.161.16, green
Entering...
Xavior [email] 14 Mar. 02:38, from: 199.8.161.16, green
*gone*
mike [email] 14 Mar. 05:40, from: 24.6.155.112, green
Entering...
mike [email] 14 Mar. 05:40, from: 24.6.155.112, green
a/s/l all
mike [email] 14 Mar. 05:41, from: 24.6.155.112, green
♥
mike [email] 14 Mar. 05:42, from: 24.6.155.112, green
<font>rr</font>
mike [email] 14 Mar. 05:42, from: 24.6.155.112, green
dang
mike [email] 14 Mar. 05:42, from: 24.6.155.112, green
ERROR
Seige 14 Mar. 05:53, from: 205.198.147.29, brown/yellow
Entering...
Seige 14 Mar. 05:55, from: 205.198.147.29, brown/yellow
Hello eveyrone
Stick 14 Mar. 07:04, from: 205.200.56.222, black/white
Entering...
Stick 14 Mar. 07:05, from: 205.200.56.222, black/white
well there my boy
brojek [email] 14 Mar. 13:23, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
Entering.
brojek [email] 14 Mar. 13:30, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
hope all the H... ACK! eerrr... s are bored off :)
David [email] [home] 14 Mar. 14:21, from: 194.176.69.179, blue
brojek >> Hi. I can't stay for long.
David [email] [home] 14 Mar. 14:22, from: 194.176.69.179, blue
brojek >> Are you having a problem with h**kers?
Shimrod [email] 14 Mar. 14:24, from: 129.125.21.112, orange
_,-'/-'/
__,-; ,'( '/ [Shimrod comes flying into the chat]
\. `-.__`-._`:_,-._
`:-._,------' ` _,`--`
hh `---..__,,--' Hey all!
Shimrod [email] 14 Mar. 14:26, from: 129.125.21.112, orange
Ah, traffic :)
______
__/_|_|_|\___
| _ _ `.
`-(_)----(_)---'
David [email] [home] 14 Mar. 14:29, from: 194.176.69.179, blue
Shimrod >> Hi.
______ ____
__/_|_|_|\___ ______|____\
| _ _ `. [ _ | _ \
`-(_)----(_)---' =-(o)-----(o)-=
Shimrod [email] 14 Mar. 14:31, from: 129.125.21.112, orange
Why all the traffic? Well, because there's a slow scooter in front...
______ ____ _@
__/_|_|_|\___ ______|____\ _(`-
| _ _ `. [ _ | _ \ <^&)~\_
`-(_)----(_)---' =-(o)-----(o)-= (o)=-(o)
brojek [email] 14 Mar. 14:36, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
o Watch it!
______ -')> ____
__/_|_|_|\___ /< ______|____\
| _ _ `. [ _ | _ \
`-(_)----(_)---' =-(o)-----(o)-=
no, no t a problem with kiddieZ. Just did not want to see more
<font>blblabl... stuff here :-)
brojek [email] 14 Mar. 14:40, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
_,-'/-'/
__,-; ,'( '/ Chat fart #1
\. `-.__`-._`:_,-._
`:-._,------' ` _,`--`
hh `---..__,,--' Look at my dick behind me!
David [email] [home] 14 Mar. 14:42, from: 194.176.69.179, blue
Shimrod/brojek >> gotta go
* gone *
Shimrod [email] 14 Mar. 14:46, from: 129.125.21.112, orange
*gone4coffee*
meregoddess [email] 14 Mar. 15:04, from: 208.128.226.20, black/white
Entering...
brojek [email] 14 Mar. 15:05, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
meregoddess, hello, m'dear.
meregoddess [email] 14 Mar. 15:31, from: 208.128.226.20, black/white
oops...that's what I get for not paying attention....*sigh*
A real response and I missed it.......
brojek [email] 14 Mar. 15:38, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
hehehe :)
Shimrod [email] 14 Mar. 15:38, from: 129.125.21.112, orange
Hmm, let's make that 2 responses! :-)
brojek [email] 14 Mar. 15:39, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
meregoddes,
You have bad luck since I have a slow hand, slow link, and lots
of other things to do in a meantime :)
brojek [email] 14 Mar. 15:40, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
Shimrod: where's the coffe machine? two miles away?
Shimrod [email] 14 Mar. 15:45, from: 129.125.21.112, orange
brojek>> Nope. I went for coffee with friends, so we sat in the
cafetaria for a while (we seem to be doing that a lot :)
Shimrod [email] 14 Mar. 15:53, from: 129.125.21.112, orange
| | | | |Computer| | |
_| |___| Cafetaria | | Room | | |
E ___________________| |(ie: me)/ | |
x ]]/\| |________| | |
i []-|| Outside | | | |
t |[[\/|_____________ | | | |
"| | | | | | |
| | | ____ | | | |
| | |/\||/\| | | |
_| |__________________||=[]=||________| | |
|______________________ ___________| |
|Exit| |
_______________________|-(X)|__________________|
Shimrod [email] 14 Mar. 15:58, from: 129.125.21.112, orange
Hey, meregoddess has refreshed again!
brojek [email] 14 Mar. 16:01, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
Shimrod: you're lucky. I have to go two miles :)
(well... a hundred meters or so, but does it make any difference?)
Shimrod [email] 14 Mar. 16:06, from: 129.125.21.112, orange
route I have to take (200 m):
[get coffee here]
| | |############sit| |Computer| | |
_| |___|# Cafetaria | | Room | | |
E #######______________| |me########| |
x # ]]/\| |________|#| |
i # []-|| Outside | |#| |
t #|[[\/|_____________ | |#| |
"|#| | | |#| |
|#| | ____ | |#| |
|#| |/\||/\| |#| |
_|#|__________________||=[]=||________|#| |
|_######################################| |
|Exit| |
_______________________|-(X)|__________________|
Shimrod [email] 14 Mar. 16:08, from: 129.125.21.112, orange
When drinking coffe, I can see my computer standing there only about
10 meters away :)
brojek [email] 14 Mar. 16:20, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
Shimrod: sadistic :) Architecturer, that is.
Shimrod [email] 14 Mar. 16:23, from: 129.125.21.112, orange
brojek>> Yep :)
brojek [email] 14 Mar. 16:32, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
Why do they like mazes so much? :)
Shimrod [email] 14 Mar. 16:54, from: 129.125.21.112, orange
brojek>> :) Have to go now, bye!
*gone*
brojek [email] 14 Mar. 21:26, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
hello VK :)
VK [email] [home] 14 Mar. 21:28, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Hi! :)
brojek [email] 14 Mar. 21:31, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
_c/
`) _(\ Aaaaaah...
\\ ==
VK [email] [home] 14 Mar. 21:34, from: 130.240.2.143, red
>David [email] [home] 13 Mar. 14:34, from: 194.176.69.84
>
>* NOTE TO NEWBIES *
>It is forbidden to wear clothes whilst in this chat.
This is news to _me_! :D:D:D:D
>brojek [email] 13 Mar. 14:35, from: 212.160.114.123
>
>* NOTE TO NEWBIES *
>It is not the only thing that is forbidden.
At the moment it's quite OK to talk about food. :)
brojek [email] 14 Mar. 21:38, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: I was not thinking about food when writing my NOTE... ;-)
VK [email] [home] 14 Mar. 21:39, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> What were you thinking about then?
brojek [email] 14 Mar. 21:42, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: I wasn't thinkin about anything in particular.
Any newbe should think his own taboo ;-)
VK [email] [home] 14 Mar. 21:42, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> That's mean! :DD:DD
brojek [email] 14 Mar. 21:43, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: Yes it is.
VK [email] [home] 14 Mar. 21:45, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Hmmm... are you trying to tease me into punishing you again?
brojek [email] 14 Mar. 21:49, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: Hmmm, strange that you thought of that.
Looks like you're after that regardless of what I'd do.
Isn't it so, little one? ;-)
VK [email] [home] 14 Mar. 21:50, from: 130.240.2.143, red
>brojek [email] 14 Mar. 13:30, from: 212.160.114.123
>
>hope all the H... ACK! eerrr... s are bored off :)
What? Don't you just love those little 14-year-olds who come in and kick
things around? You'll have to put up with it for a few more days though
(I said I'd keep the quiz off for a week!).
VK [email] [home] 14 Mar. 21:51, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Ha! You *do* keep trying to provoke me! (it must be very
frustrating for you that FOOD is on-topic right now...) :P
brojek [email] 14 Mar. 21:53, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: I have a fridge in the corner of a room I'm in. I takes
one push to weel there on my chair. ...... It's
full of very tasty stuff...... Would you like some?
brojek [email] 14 Mar. 21:54, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
the quiz is offf? in that case I have to remove my e-mail...
VK [email] [home] 14 Mar. 21:54, from: 130.240.2.143, red
>brojek [email] 14 Mar. 14:40, from: 212.160.114.123
>
>
> _,-'/-'/
> __,-; ,'( '/ Chat fart #1
>\. `-.__`-._`:_,-._
> `:-._,------' ` _,`--`
>hh `---..__,,--' Look at my dick behind me!
Actually, Storm was first. She did some TranQuilizer impersonations
several months ago (I don't think I saved them though).
brojek 14 Mar. 21:54, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
there.
VK [email] [home] 14 Mar. 21:55, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> ???
VK [email] [home] 14 Mar. 21:55, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Yes, the quiz is off for a week (see aaa for "Newbie week").
brojek 14 Mar. 21:55, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: It's hard to be original when immitating something like Tran :-)
VK [email] [home] 14 Mar. 21:58, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> I seem to remember she was shocked with how well she could
imitate him...
brojek 14 Mar. 22:01, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: hehe.. anybody could. But sometimes I'm in a mood to
enjoy Tran. It has something to do with beer consumption
in man-only environment...
VK [email] [home] 14 Mar. 22:02, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Mmmm...
brojek 14 Mar. 22:07, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: does that "Mmmmm" mean that you'd like to consume beer in... ?
VK [email] [home] 14 Mar. 22:07, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> No, more like "Mmmm... sometimes one is in weird moods..." :P
(Months, and more months, went by and I forgot what I was doing with this.
Then I invented a new editing technique for this stuff, so you can find the
rest of the newbie weeek in the ordinary goodies files. Enjoy!)