I sent out an invitation to a party and this is what happened:
(This was a very busy week, but I didn't want to edit anything out. I have tried to keep notes of all the people who entered, and what they said, but the file got to be looooong, so I moved some bits out into other files. There were also some "non-party" episodes, which have been saved into "ordinary" chat goodies of their own, or edited out.)
Hello! I'm out of my mind with joy that the bars have been lifted and I am allowed to say that I'm only here for a moment before rationing is imposed (that is to say - it's time for breakfast of rich coffee, boiled egg, toast slathered with butter and the finest thin slices of aged cheddar, unfiltered apple juice)
llizard >> I've decided to invite as many "old" people as possible as well... looking for names and email addresses right now...
VK; That's great! I hope that people do come in.
VK; I am being summoned by the wafting aromas from the kitchen. T has also started preparing tonight's dinner - sizzling onions, celery, pecans.... Wheeeeee!!!! This is so fun to be able to speak of forbidden things! But I guess I had better not press my luck. See you the next time!
Here was a longer episode which I put in a file of its own: AC and the goodies.
Then Thornn joined the fun: Thornn is bored
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'-------------------------------'drx >> I see that picture as a girl getting "worn down" by the friction...
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VK>>GODDESS!! Greetings of the highest. Thornn>>Hello....
Thornn>>I am that i am,that is how i am.I guess,and you?
um, hi-bye!
Kitana>>Hello there.
[This got boring in a hurry]
Krogg, kitana >> Hi! :-) Thornn >> Bye! :)
(Last lifesign: 11 Mar. 22:57, from: 12.6.67.135 ) :)
VK>>Ya,I am multi taskingaswell....andmy space bar is breaking.
Krogg >> Oh! That doesn't sound fun at all! :(
VK>>It aint...And the [control] key is also havingproblems...as well
asmyright mouse button...I am going to HAVE to replace them soon.
You been having any fun lately?
Krogg >> Mmmm... well... not really... (had a bad cold, but that's almost over now) :-\
VK>>Sorry to hear that.
VK>>Bye...I was sorry to hear about you leaving too.....
maybe next time..
*leaving*
VK>>MY there must be some conjestion between me and most of
the internet.....EVERYTHING is SLOW.....I am gonna
go kick stuff and break things for a while.
*gone*
Time for another longer episode: brojek takes the stage.
Wow, this chat is a bit more sophisticated than it was last time I was here.
Yoohoo..
*gone* .. Girlfriend's waiting.. :-)
~blowing thru the front door...for a change~
Saw the invitation in my email....thought i'd drop by and say hi.. ~blowing on thru the room....out the back door~ later gators. Storm
>llizard [home] 12 Mar. 00:33, from: 216.154.13.129 > >wowb and brojek; if it weren't for the fact that there are delectable >aromas arising from the nether regions of the house, I would be truly >devastated at leaving. Is that code for "I smell food from the kitchen"? ;-D
Entering...
helllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (and very shortly goodbye)
hello VK; I had expected to see huge crowds of people here but it's nice to see that several have dropped by.
VK; all kinds of people I've never seen before!
VK; This is very good. Are you planning on lifting the "no food" rule here permanently?
llizard >> But, these *are* "huge crowds of people"!!! :D:D:D
llizard >> Well, right now I'm suffering from "no food" right here...
VK; I won't mention what I just had then. I'm about to walk to the gym to stairclimb it off. (I can't ride my bike - we had about 10 cm snow last night!)
VK: There are huge crowds, but not while I'm here.
VK; But before I hit the exercise room, I get to buzz cut whatshisname's
hair (Wheeeee!!!!)
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ejm \llizard >> Well, I just logged in and I'm staying a few hours...
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ejm \VK; I had better be off to fire up the razor. heh heh heh I love to play with sharp things
Lets have another break: alessandro.
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Hello eveyrone
well there my boy
hope all the H... ACK! eerrr... s are bored off :)
brojek >> Are you having a problem with h**kers?
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Ah, traffic :)
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Why all the traffic? Well, because there's a slow scooter in front...
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no, no t a problem with kiddieZ. Just did not want to see more
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hh `---..__,,--' Look at my dick behind me!oops...that's what I get for not paying attention....*sigh* A real response and I missed it.......
meregoddes, You have bad luck since I have a slow hand, slow link, and lots of other things to do in a meantime :)
Shimrod: where's the coffe machine? two miles away?
brojek>> Nope. I went for coffee with friends, so we sat in the cafetaria for a while (we seem to be doing that a lot :)
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_______________________|-(X)|__________________|Shimrod: you're lucky. I have to go two miles :)
(well... a hundred meters or so, but does it make any difference?)route I have to take (200 m):
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_______________________|-(X)|__________________|When drinking coffe, I can see my computer standing there only about 10 meters away :)
Shimrod: sadistic :) Architecturer, that is.
>David [email] [home] 13 Mar. 14:34, from: 194.176.69.84 > >* NOTE TO NEWBIES * >It is forbidden to wear clothes whilst in this chat. This is news to _me_! :D:D:D:D >brojek [email] 13 Mar. 14:35, from: 212.160.114.123 > >* NOTE TO NEWBIES * >It is not the only thing that is forbidden. At the moment it's quite OK to talk about food. :)
VK: I was not thinking about food when writing my NOTE... ;-)
brojek >> What were you thinking about then?
VK: I wasn't thinkin about anything in particular.
Any newbe should think his own taboo ;-)brojek >> Hmmm... are you trying to tease me into punishing you again?
VK: Hmmm, strange that you thought of that.
Looks like you're after that regardless of what I'd do.
Isn't it so, little one? ;-)>brojek [email] 14 Mar. 13:30, from: 212.160.114.123 > >hope all the H... ACK! eerrr... s are bored off :) What? Don't you just love those little 14-year-olds who come in and kick things around? You'll have to put up with it for a few more days though (I said I'd keep the quiz off for a week!).
brojek >> Ha! You *do* keep trying to provoke me! (it must be very frustrating for you that FOOD is on-topic right now...) :P
VK: I have a fridge in the corner of a room I'm in. I takes
one push to weel there on my chair. ...... It's
full of very tasty stuff...... Would you like some? the quiz is offf? in that case I have to remove my e-mail...
>brojek [email] 14 Mar. 14:40, from: 212.160.114.123 > > > _,-'/-'/ > __,-; ,'( '/ Chat fart #1 >\. `-.__`-._`:_,-._ > `:-._,------' ` _,`--` >hh `---..__,,--' Look at my dick behind me! Actually, Storm was first. She did some TranQuilizer impersonations several months ago (I don't think I saved them though).
there.
brojek >> Yes, the quiz is off for a week (see aaa for "Newbie week").
VK: It's hard to be original when immitating something like Tran :-)
brojek >> I seem to remember she was shocked with how well she could imitate him...
VK: hehe.. anybody could. But sometimes I'm in a mood to
enjoy Tran. It has something to do with beer consumption
in man-only environment...VK: does that "Mmmmm" mean that you'd like to consume beer in... ?