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brojek >> So, turn on some music...

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brojek >> I don't hear any music...

FS >> Did you just get email?

FS >> Miriam and I have already discovered that... (I got an email from
you just a couple of minutes ago)

FS >> Bye!  :)

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llizard >> hhiaandbbye!  :-)

llizard >> That is really FS! (of course, I see him every day, so I'm
not impressed, but that's right, he hasn't been in the chat much lately)

llizard >> If you want to nag at him for that his email address is

  fresun-6@sm.luth.se

:-)

llizard >> No, I'm not leaving. I was just being efficient. You wrote
"wandering through", so I thought I'd save a post and say "bye" right
at the start...   8)

llizard >> Too late. I already said "bye"!  :D:D:::D:D:D:D

llizard >> That thing doesn't look stable!

[waits for llizard to post 1000 "bye"]

[ignores the fact that llizard just left and continues with the music
discussion]

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brojek >> A cat around one's neck sounds like a very nice situation!  :-)

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brojek >> Or weird looking cigarette?

I see a face in there!

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brojek >> I don't know. Hmmm.... it does look a little bit like FS...  :D:D:D:D:D

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brojek >> ??? Please explain.

brojek >> I'm curious. Explain!

*bites brojek*

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brojek >> What do you mean? I was wearing the boots all along. If you
think my feet look a little "flat on the bottom side" in that one it's
because of the impact with the ground during the "*stomp*"-ing.  :P

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brojek >> thick glove...

brojek >> Well, even if it does, my hand is a little bit tougher than
a little barie doll like you!  :P

*dips soft and mush barbie doll in taco sauce and eats it*

*chomp*

*chomp*

*chomp*

*buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!*

brojek >> It says Dinner is off-topic. It doesn't say anything about me
not eating the visitors...   :-9

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brojek >> :D:D:D:D:D   Cute! (but not quite what I was thinking about)

brojek >> That's true! (It's for somebody in a newsgroup) :D:D::DD

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brojek >> ???

> >>Teh Te of Poopei wrote:
> >>> I finally did it today.  I went down and filed for a divorce from the
> >>> fuckhead I am married to.
> >>>
> >>> I get pretty much reamed but at this point I don't care. I just want
> >>> out.
> >>>
> >>> Maybe the SOB will drown in a damn beer bottle and I hope someone
> >>> gives him a black eye like he did to my daughter.

brojek >> Bye!  :-)

brojek >> I don't know. Are you?

brojek >> :)

:)

[BTW, Poopie liked the sig]


>Poopie needs a new sig! Power Poopie cleans up in the castle:

Tank u tank u so berry berry muche!!!!!!!!!!!  I loev it!!!  U amde ma
dae teh nice veronikaa.

Loev,

Poopie Pants

extra XOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXOX fer u!

*gone*