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brojek [email] 5 May 13:38, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteIt's oh so quiet...
VK [email] [home] 5 May 13:42, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> So, turn on some music...
brojek [email] 5 May 13:52, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: but will you sing to it, m'dear?
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brojek [email] 5 May 13:59, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteimpressive. :)
VK [email] [home] 5 May 13:59, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> I don't hear any music...
FS 5 May 14:04, from: 130.240.2.9, turquoiseVK, brojek >> Hi!
VK >> Have you got any mail the last 30 minutes? The mail delivery
seems down.
brojek [email] 5 May 14:04, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteHmm,let's make it top volume...
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VK [email] [home] 5 May 14:05, from: 130.240.2.143, redFS >> Did you just get email?
brojek [email] 5 May 14:07, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whitehello FS!
FS 5 May 14:07, from: 130.240.2.9, turquoiseVK >> Yes, 4 mails at once. Seems to work now.
VK, brojek >> Bye!
*back to work*
VK [email] [home] 5 May 14:08, from: 130.240.2.143, redFS >> Miriam and I have already discovered that... (I got an email from
you just a couple of minutes ago)
VK [email] [home] 5 May 14:08, from: 130.240.2.143, redFS >> Bye! :)
VK [email] [home] 5 May 14:35, from: 130.240.2.143, red
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llizard [home] 5 May 14:37, from: 216.154.16.143, bluewwandering idly through before the drudgery must be attended to
llizard [home] 5 May 14:39, from: 216.154.16.143, bluehello brojek, VK, and
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brojek [email] 5 May 14:40, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white _ _
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VK [email] [home] 5 May 14:40, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> hhiaandbbye! :-)
brojek [email] 5 May 14:40, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whitellizard: was.
llizard [home] 5 May 14:40, from: 216.154.16.143, blueOops I should have said WAS that really FS?
Bye FS
VK [email] [home] 5 May 14:40, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> That is really FS! (of course, I see him every day, so I'm
not impressed, but that's right, he hasn't been in the chat much lately)
llizard [home] 5 May 14:41, from: 216.154.16.143, bluebrojek; yes, so I see
VK; are you leaving too?
VK [email] [home] 5 May 14:41, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> If you want to nag at him for that his email address is
fresun-6@sm.luth.se
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llizard [home] 5 May 14:41, from: 216.154.16.143, blueVK; I haven't seen FS in here for months.
llizard [home] 5 May 14:42, from: 216.154.16.143, blueVK; Oh my no. I would never do that.
VK [email] [home] 5 May 14:44, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> No, I'm not leaving. I was just being efficient. You wrote
"wandering through", so I thought I'd save a post and say "bye" right
at the start... 8)
llizard [home] 5 May 14:46, from: 216.154.16.143, blueVK; ah I see. I don't want to be too predictable. (I like to keep you
on your toes)
VK [email] [home] 5 May 14:46, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> Too late. I already said "bye"! :D:D:::D:D:D:D
brojek [email] 5 May 14:47, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whitemhm...
llizard [home] 5 May 14:49, from: 216.154.16.143, blueVK; another idea for your swingers group:
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llizard [home] 5 May 14:51, from: 216.154.16.143, blueVK; Perhaps I should get my goodbyes out of the way for the next few
times I enter the chat...
llizard [home] 5 May 14:51, from: 216.154.16.143, blueVK: that would be real efficiency.
llizard [home] 5 May 14:52, from: 216.154.16.143, blueVK: I wouldn't have to bother saying goodbye until I used them up
VK [email] [home] 5 May 14:52, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> That thing doesn't look stable!
llizard [home] 5 May 14:52, from: 216.154.16.143, bluebrojek;
unwrap that cat from around your neck please, your voice is muffled
VK [email] [home] 5 May 14:52, from: 130.240.2.143, red[waits for llizard to post 1000 "bye"]
llizard [home] 5 May 14:57, from: 216.154.16.143, bluebrojek and VK; Rationing has been imposed. Time for drudgery
ciao niao
llizard [home] 5 May 14:57, from: 216.154.16.143, blue[gone - I'll post those other goodbyes another time]
VK [email] [home] 5 May 14:59, from: 130.240.2.143, red[ignores the fact that llizard just left and continues with the music
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brojek [email] 5 May 15:09, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whitellizard (wherever you are) I like having a cat around my neck.
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hmmm, srcewed up.
VK [email] [home] 5 May 15:19, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> A cat around one's neck sounds like a very nice situation! :-)
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brojek [email] 5 May 15:26, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: yuppp, but rather rare :)
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hmmm, incomprehensible...
VK [email] [home] 5 May 15:28, from: 130.240.2.143, red
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brojek [email] 5 May 15:34, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: hehe, side effect of virtuosity in play :)
VK [email] [home] 5 May 15:36, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Or weird looking cigarette?
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VK [email] [home] 5 May 15:40, from: 130.240.2.143, redI see a face in there!
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brojek [email] 5 May 15:45, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteha. but who is that?
brojek [email] 5 May 15:46, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whitehmmm, isn't it msh ?
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hmmm, guest not. but on the other hand..
VK [email] [home] 5 May 15:47, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> I don't know. Hmmm.... it does look a little bit like FS... :D:D:D:D:D
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brojek [email] 5 May 15:59, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteyesssss. FS in strange hat. carrying giant cigar on his shoulders.
VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:00, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> ??? Please explain.
brojek [email] 5 May 16:12, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: no. ;-)
VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:13, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> I'm curious. Explain!
brojek [email] 5 May 16:18, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: no way, m'dear. There are some things best left unknown.
VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:21, from: 130.240.2.143, red*bites brojek*
brojek [email] 5 May 16:25, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: hehe, watch your theeth, My bones are pretty hard.
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brojek [email] 5 May 16:33, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white c_,
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brojek [email] 5 May 16:42, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: go on, m'dear, if it makes you feel better...
(apart from that splinter in your left heel)
VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:45, from: 130.240.2.143, red ||||| ( Thick boots! )
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brojek [email] 5 May 16:47, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteRetrospection:
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so, the splinter is safely secured with those boots,
and will drive you mad!.
VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:49, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> What do you mean? I was wearing the boots all along. If you
think my feet look a little "flat on the bottom side" in that one it's
because of the impact with the ground during the "*stomp*"-ing. :P
brojek [email] 5 May 16:59, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: yes, yes. keep those illusions going. Don't blame me,
if you get an infection, though.
VK [email] [home] 5 May 17:01, from: 130.240.2.143, red ||||| ( Hmmm... if I dip it in this bucket of thinner...? )
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VK [email] [home] 5 May 17:03, from: 130.240.2.143, red ||||| ( Ha! That's better! Now that stupid doll is soft and mushy! )
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brojek [email] 5 May 17:11, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whitemhmmglp :)
brojek [email] 5 May 17:11, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: I mean, and so is your right hand. stupid, soft and mushy.
VK [email] [home] 5 May 17:14, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> thick glove...
brojek [email] 5 May 17:15, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: ah well, here's the explanation you so desperately require:
ghhlmghm glp glp hmblkmpl.
(to bad, that thinner again)
brojek [email] 5 May 17:17, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: yes, thick glove, it absorbed much of the thinner,
and closed around your wrist like coughs. now it
lets thinner to your hand, drip by dirp. And you can't
remove it. Tough.
VK [email] [home] 5 May 17:19, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Well, even if it does, my hand is a little bit tougher than
a little barie doll like you! :P
brojek [email] 5 May 17:22, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: very true. so what? As a doll, I don't feel pain.
but you do. and it makes you angry, hehehe :-)
VK [email] [home] 5 May 17:24, from: 130.240.2.143, red*dips soft and mush barbie doll in taco sauce and eats it*
*chomp*
*chomp*
*chomp*
*buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!*
brojek [email] 5 May 17:28, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: gee, you don't look well inside. Perheaps it's inappropriate
diet. Geee, are those things ulcers??? You should definitely
visit your doctor.
brojek [email] 5 May 17:30, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: to say nothing about violating your own rules in this chat :-))))
VK [email] [home] 5 May 17:33, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> It says Dinner is off-topic. It doesn't say anything about me
not eating the visitors... :-9
brojek [email] 5 May 17:34, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whitehmm, no response. Guess she has to digest it over.
brojek [email] 5 May 17:35, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: I see. nice elusion :)
VK [email] [home] 5 May 17:36, from: 130.240.2.143, red[sig.
size: big (troll size)
content: * Castle to the left
* Fat queen in bikini standing in front of castle with a
[big suction cup toilet cleaning thingie] in her hand
* King, with bottle in hand, running away to the right
brojek [email] 5 May 17:38, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white:-)
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oops, and bikini, of course.
VK [email] [home] 5 May 17:46, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> :D:D:D:D:D Cute! (but not quite what I was thinking about)
brojek [email] 5 May 17:49, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: well, I can't read your mind :)
VK [email] [home] 5 May 17:51, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> That's true! (It's for somebody in a newsgroup) :D:D::DD
brojek [email] 5 May 18:00, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
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brojek [email] 5 May 18:29, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whitehmm, but will the king be in this shape???
VK [email] [home] 5 May 18:30, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> ???
VK [email] [home] 5 May 18:31, from: 130.240.2.143, red> >>Teh Te of Poopei wrote:
> >>> I finally did it today. I went down and filed for a divorce from the
> >>> fuckhead I am married to.
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> >>> I get pretty much reamed but at this point I don't care. I just want
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> >>> Maybe the SOB will drown in a damn beer bottle and I hope someone
> >>> gives him a black eye like he did to my daughter.
brojek [email] 5 May 18:57, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteWell, I'm going home.
see you later, m'dear.
*gone*
VK [email] [home] 5 May 18:59, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Bye! :-)
brojek [email] 5 May 19:03, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white*hmm, am I really gone?
VK [email] [home] 5 May 19:03, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> I don't know. Are you?
brojek [email] 5 May 19:10, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: almost.
VK [email] [home] 5 May 19:12, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> :)
brojek [email] 5 May 19:16, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whitewell, I am now.
*gone for good*
VK [email] [home] 5 May 19:17, from: 130.240.2.143, red:)
VK [email] [home] 5 May 19:46, from: 130.240.2.143, red[BTW, Poopie liked the sig]
>Poopie needs a new sig! Power Poopie cleans up in the castle:
Tank u tank u so berry berry muche!!!!!!!!!!! I loev it!!! U amde ma
dae teh nice veronikaa.
Loev,
Poopie Pants
extra XOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXOX fer u!
VK [email] [home] 5 May 19:46, from: 130.240.2.143, red*gone*
llizard [home] 6 May 00:27, from: 216.154.0.164, bluerationing is about to be imposed but I thought I'd drop in anyway
llizard [home] 6 May 00:28, from: 216.154.0.164, bluealready gone, mm?
llizard [home] 6 May 00:33, from: 216.154.0.164, blue>brojek [email] 5 May 15:09, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
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>llizard (wherever you are) I like having a cat around my neck.
brojek; that may be so but it muffles the sound of your voice so
that your words are hard to distinguish
llizard [home] 6 May 00:35, from: 216.154.0.164, blueVK; I was under the impression that speaking of ingestion of anything
except coffee, tea, sodas and alcohol was strictly forbidden. Perhaps
you were already feverish from the splinter you got in your foot.
llizard [home] 6 May 00:36, from: 216.154.0.164, blueBye!! [gone]
Krogg [home] 6 May 04:16, from: 12.16.178.145, blue*readinbuffer*
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