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llizard [home] 24 May 12:38, from: 216.154.0.249, bluebrojek; but I can tell that you have put everyone on "ignore" so
as I am essentially nattering to myself, I will take my leave.
Ciao niao
(I left the coffee on warm. If you don't like that pattern of cups,
there are more in the cupboard; and VK, if you come in, there's hot
chocolate on the stove)
_________
| |uuu_|\
| =|[]__| |
|____|UU__| |
| | |\|
. | | |
\| |] | =|= |
U__|_|__U_U_ | | |
[____________] | | |
ejm | | |____|____|
[gone]
brojek [email] 24 May 13:52, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitehmmm, chocolate...
*Depriving VK of any chcocolate left by llizard*
\|/ ____ \|/
"@'/ ,. \`@"
/_| \__/ |_\
\__U_/
brojek [email] 24 May 14:09, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitehmmm
*choke*-*late* :-)
[...]
brojek [email] 24 May 19:15, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
=i==::-)
\\ pif-paf!
brojek [email] 24 May 19:19, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteor bang-bang, whatever.
VK [email] [home] 24 May 19:32, from: 130.240.2.143, redEntering...
brojek [email] 24 May 19:33, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitenow who?
VK [email] [home] 24 May 19:33, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> hi! :)
brojek [email] 24 May 19:33, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteAaaah, my beloved Lilleviki :-)
VK [email] [home] 24 May 19:35, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Yes! Me! :)
VK [email] [home] 24 May 19:39, from: 130.240.2.143, red>brojek [email] 24 May 13:52, from: 212.160.114.121
>
>hmmm, chocolate...
>
>*Depriving VK of any chcocolate left by llizard*
>
> \|/ ____ \|/
> "@'/ ,. \`@"
> /_| \__/ |_\
> \__U_/
Make some more then... :-9
brojek [email] 24 May 19:43, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitevk: and this
>>
>> \|/ ____ \|/
>> "@'/ ,. \`@"
>> /_| \__/ |_\
>> \__U_/
is what I'm thinking of this:
> Make some more then... :-9
VK [email] [home] 24 May 19:45, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> :P
brojek [email] 24 May 19:47, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteVk: don't worry, there's still a lot of coffe.
It even has a chance to be hot.
VK [email] [home] 24 May 19:48, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> No thanks! :-6
brojek [email] 24 May 19:50, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteVK: well, you may take you hammer again. But you know it won't work :)
VK [email] [home] 24 May 19:52, from: 130.240.2.143, red*picks up hammer*
*makes tiny little handcuffs*
*grabs brojek*
*applies handcuffs*
brojek [email] 24 May 19:53, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitewow. interesting.
brojek [email] 24 May 19:54, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white c
<%>
/ \ so, what next?
VK [email] [home] 24 May 19:56, from: 130.240.2.143, red*loses up one of the handcuffs and links it to brojek's computer table*
brojek [email] 24 May 19:59, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white c
(`%_(\
\\ == Empty gesture. I sit here anyway.
*grabs with free hand a dvorak keyboard*
VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:00, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Yes, of course you do, but I thought it might be a little
bit hard to type with your hands tied together...
brojek [email] 24 May 20:03, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteVK: they're not tied together anymore.
VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:04, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> I know that (see the part about tying you to computer table
a couple of posts back). :)
brojek [email] 24 May 20:06, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteNow I know that you know.
VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:07, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> And now that you can type easily you should have no trouble
doing something about those handcuffs. *hint*hint*
brojek [email] 24 May 20:10, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteVK: why should I do anything with something that doesn't get in a way?
VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:11, from: 130.240.2.143, red*gives brojek a nice, big glass of beer*
brojek [email] 24 May 20:21, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white \c/ Look mom! I'm swiming!
(~~~)_
(-'>)_]
(___)
VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:22, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Drink up! I'll give you a new one when that one is empty... :-)
brojek [email] 24 May 20:24, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white*drinks...*
now, how the hell, I am to get out of this?
( c>)_
(<) )_]
(/_>)
VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:26, from: 130.240.2.143, red*drops keyboard into glass*
brojek [email] 24 May 20:31, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
<c_ hmmm, is it goin to work?
( /)_
(-'\)_]
(__/)
( </)_
(\/_)_]
(a_/) nope, I'm to drunk.
*thorws the keyboard outside*
( )_
(c_ )_]
((_/) Better sleep over it.
VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:35, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> I thought you could use it to draw yourself a ladder, or blow
up the glass, or something... *throws it back in* (you can always
use it as a pillow...) :)
brojek [email] 24 May 20:36, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteOuch, my head! *throws the keyboard back out*
VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:38, from: 130.240.2.143, red*throws in a pillow*
brojek [email] 24 May 20:42, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
F"J
.-.-.-.
| _c Too dangerous in here, I'm moving out.
| >>\`
`-'-'-'
VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:42, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Smart move! :)
brojek [email] 24 May 20:46, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white ___
( )_
(c_ )_]
((/_) Ooops! But on the other hand, I'm safe from flying objects now.
VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:48, from: 130.240.2.143, red[It starts to rain]
/ / / /
/ / /
___ / / /
/ ( )_ /
(c_ )_] /
/ ((/_) / / /
brojek [email] 24 May 20:54, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white*lights a cigar*
brojek [email] 24 May 20:55, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteVK: I'd open up an umbrella, but it won't fit in the glass :)
VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:55, from: 130.240.2.143, red[it rains some more]
/ / / /
/ / /
___ / / /
/ ( )_ /
(c_ )_] /
-'((/_)-'`-'`-'`-'
brojek [email] 24 May 20:56, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitenow, my co-worker is whinning about smoke. told him to
go home, it's after hours anyway. :-)
brojek [email] 24 May 20:57, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white / / / /
/ / /
___ / / /
/ ( )_ /
(c_ )_] /
-'((/_)-'`-'`-'`-'
no good. this place is now air-tight.
VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:58, from: 130.240.2.143, red[it rains some more]
/ / / /
/ / /
___ / / /
/ ( )_ /
-'(c_ )_]`-'`-'`-'
((/_) <><
brojek [email] 24 May 20:58, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
/ / / /
/ / /
___ / / /
/ ( )_ /
-'(c_ )_]-'`-'`-' But wait! It's not rain!
((/_) It's VK crying that she can't throw things at me!
VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:59, from: 130.240.2.143, red[A worm gets thirsty]
/ / / /
/ / /
___ / / /
/ ( )_ /
-'(c_ )_]`-'`-'`-'
__((/_)___________
`-.
VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:00, from: 130.240.2.143, red[The worm digs upwards, but finds himself in the glass with brojek.
Ooops! Dry here! He turns around and digs a little bit to the side...]
brojek [email] 24 May 21:00, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white / / / /
/ / /
___ / / /
/ ( )_ / ,
-'(c_ )_]`-'`-/(-'`-,-'`
((/_) -='__;=='(
VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:04, from: 130.240.2.143, red[There is now a small channel between the inside of the glass and the
outside.]
brojek [email] 24 May 21:05, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteVK: the place is still air-tight. What have you been doing
on physics lectures? :D
brojek [email] 24 May 21:06, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteVK: the only effect is that now it's not dry here.
VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:06, from: 130.240.2.143, red[Another worm comes along and repeats the first one's experience. There
are now two little channels between the inside of the glass and the
outside.]
VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:08, from: 130.240.2.143, red[it rains some more]
/ / / /
/ / /
___ / / /
-'( )_'`-'`-'`-'
(c_ )_]
((/_) ><>
brojek [email] 24 May 21:15, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white[it rains even some more]
/ / / /
/ / /
-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'-
-'(""")_'`-'`-'`-'
(\c/)_]
(~~~) ><>
/>
I don't wan't live in yellow submarine... yellow submarine... yellow submarine...
VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:19, from: 130.240.2.143, red / / / /
/ / /
-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'-
(""")_ ( *sniff*sniff*
(\c/)_] o *nibble* )
(~~~) o ><>
/> <><
brojek [email] 24 May 21:24, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white*time to get rid of that beer*
/ / / /
/ / /
-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'-
(""")_ <`< >'>
(\c/)_] (dead fishes)
(~~~)
/> .o o
`o .'`
VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:25, from: 130.240.2.143, red:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
brojek [email] 24 May 21:29, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white:)
brojek [email] 24 May 21:30, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteVK: have you managed to remain on your chair? :-)
brojek [email] 24 May 21:31, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white*the cigar is almost finished. I'm considering starting another*
VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:31, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Still sitting up (but thinking about taking a short walk to
a small room...) :)
VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:31, from: 130.240.2.143, red[I'm so happy this is a web chat and not a pub!]
brojek [email] 24 May 21:33, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitevk: :)
brojek [email] 24 May 21:37, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white*the ramnant of the cigar is so short, that it almost burns my
fingers and lips. but it's also the strongest stuff now :) *
VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:38, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> And that is a Good Thing? *cough*cough*
brojek [email] 24 May 21:40, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white*Im feeling dizzy. at last it worked. no next cigar will be necessary. *
brojek [email] 24 May 21:41, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitevk: this is The Thing I Wanted :)
VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:42, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> "worked"? *slightly worried*
brojek [email] 24 May 21:42, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteVK: alas, the room is so big, that you can't see the smoke,
you can only sniff it.
brojek [email] 24 May 21:43, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteVK. It's been hard day. and it will be a long night. :)
brojek [email] 24 May 21:44, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitebooo, it extingushed... I have to buy cheaper cigars next time...
VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:45, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> I prefer when I'm not able to sniff cigar smoke. :-6
brojek [email] 24 May 21:59, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteIt's oh so quiet..
VK [email] [home] 24 May 22:01, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Bored? What happened to that glass and fish adventure? (last
I heard a fish was nibbling on some part of you as you were swimming
off with that glass...)
brojek [email] 24 May 22:03, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteVK: fishes are dead, and I've swam away *grin*
VK [email] [home] 24 May 22:04, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Where did you swim to?
brojek [email] 24 May 22:10, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteVK: there. .
(it's so far away, that you can see it only as Le Dot)
VK [email] [home] 24 May 22:14, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Magnify!
brojek [email] 24 May 22:16, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteMagnify!: command not found
VK [email] [home] 24 May 22:23, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Look it up! :P
brojek [email] 24 May 22:26, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteHa. that sounded like an order.
I like to have something to disobey.
_
Meanwhile take this old spyglass... oo/
now Le Dot looks more like this: o
Better?
VK [email] [home] 24 May 22:27, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Slightly, but I still can't see what's your foot and what's
your nose...
[...]
brojek [email] 24 May 23:26, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitebrojek's firsts attempts at "Magnify"
original:
\x
`)`-.~
<("(\ (btw, managed to forget the author, shame on me)
result so far:
\
\. //|
\\' `._,-_
/"o `-',-_
/ ,-) `-;_- ___ ___
"' \ `--.____,----' `--' `-._.-
\
)
brojek [email] 24 May 23:28, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white*the cigar stopped working*
VK [email] [home] 24 May 23:30, from: 130.240.2.143, red*still feeling worried when brojek talks about cigars "working"*
brojek [email] 24 May 23:36, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitelooks like the head of the beast needs stronger magnification.
llizard [home] 24 May 23:48, from: 216.154.7.118, bluellurk...
brojek [email] 24 May 23:48, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitehmm, after trying some more I can tell that I'm not
any good at "Magnify". No furhter result will be published.
llizard [home] 24 May 23:51, from: 216.154.7.118, bluehello VK and brojek;
/
\ \,^^%---
\. //| <__ \ Whoo hoo!!! nice one brojek!
\\' `._,-_ >
/"o `-',-_ _>
/ ,-) `-;_- / |^^ ___ ___
"' \ `--.\____,----' `--' `-._.-
\
)
VK [email] [home] 24 May 23:51, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> hhi! :)
[...]
brojek [email] 25 May 00:10, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteLilleviki: you are abusive in your own chat.
llizard [home] 25 May 00:16, from: 216.154.7.118, blueit took a little longer because I realized I also had to put a pasty
blob into a small highly heated cavity, in the hopes that it will
cease to be a pasty blob but turn miraculously into a fluffy blob.
VK [email] [home] 25 May 00:17, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> I am?
llizard [home] 25 May 00:20, from: 216.154.7.118, bluebrojek; magnifying without actually looking at the original picture
(that would be too easy!)
\
\,
/)\~
' \ \~____ ~
\ )__( )~~~
/\_ _!/|
ejm \ '
brojek [email] 25 May 00:22, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteVK: yes, you are. No, I did not noticed.
llizard: I'm not afraid :) or perheaps ;-)
llizard [home] 25 May 00:23, from: 216.154.7.118, blueVK; You're right. I hadn't noticed. I'll look now....
brojek; further magnification (even further away from the original
I suspect)
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ejm `~ ~' ~ ' `` ` ,
VK [email] [home] 25 May 00:24, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> No I'm not!
*hits brojek on the head*
brojek [email] 25 May 00:29, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteVK: yes you are :)
*those caresses won't change my mind*
llizard [home] 25 May 00:29, from: 216.154.7.118, blueVK: you are so. you don't allow absolute freedom. (the cruelest thing
is constantly forcing us to speak in riddles about forbidden desires)
llizard [home] 25 May 00:30, from: 216.154.7.118, blueeeeek!!!! it smells like the heated cavern might be doing a blackening
process instead of causing the blob to be golden on the outside! brb
llizard [home] 25 May 00:31, from: 216.154.7.118, blueback... no charcoal colour yet.
VK [email] [home] 25 May 00:32, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> I am *not*!
*drops bucket of cold water on brojek*
llizard >> And thus providing you with an ever-interesting topic to (not)
talk about! :D:D:D::D
llizard [home] 25 May 00:33, from: 216.154.7.118, blueVK; is it any wonder that brojek hogged all the chokelet?
llizard [home] 25 May 00:35, from: 216.154.7.118, blueVK; I don't need to be provided with that topic. It is ALWAYS on my
mind.
brojek; whatshisname is about to fire up the outdoor grill for the
main part of the forbidden activity tonight
brojek [email] 25 May 00:35, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteVK: You are. But EOT in this subject.
*Ahhhhh. thanks, I was rather sleepy*
llizard: riddle-forcing is OK. :)
llizard [home] 25 May 00:36, from: 216.154.7.118, blueWe chopped two of these up...
___
(o o)
))(
(() ))
)))(
((( )
VK [email] [home] 25 May 00:37, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> "EOT"?
llizard [home] 25 May 00:37, from: 216.154.7.118, bluebrojek; it is very trying for me though. I am required to actually
think a little (always difficult when one considers that I must
use what is left of my brain to do said thinking)
llizard [home] 25 May 00:38, from: 216.154.7.118, blueVK: enough of this
llizard [home] 25 May 00:38, from: 216.154.7.118, blueVK; or that...
brojek [email] 25 May 00:38, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitechokelet? is it some kind of very tight necklace?
llizard [home] 25 May 00:39, from: 216.154.7.118, bluebrojek; wasn't that your word?
brojek [email] 25 May 00:39, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteend of transmission :)
llizard [home] 25 May 00:40, from: 216.154.7.118, bluebrojek; for my alternative to the coffee that I left for you
llizard [home] 25 May 00:40, from: 216.154.7.118, blueRATS. and I thought I finally got something right.
brojek; does that mean you're leaving? and me without my handkerchief
VK [email] [home] 25 May 00:40, from: 130.240.2.143, red>I am required to actually think a little
How _terrible_ for you! :D:D::D:D:DD
brojek [email] 25 May 00:41, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitellizard: mine was choke-late :-)
llizard [home] 25 May 00:41, from: 216.154.7.118, bluebrojek; but I suppose that for some people chokelet affects them like some kind
of tight necklace...
brojek [email] 25 May 00:42, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitellizard: Here I am and here I'll stay.
llizard [home] 25 May 00:42, from: 216.154.7.118, blueVK: it really IS. I'm in massive pain
You DO realize that I barely even have the motor skills left, so any
thought process beyond that is exceedingly difficult
llizard [home] 25 May 00:43, from: 216.154.7.118, bluebrojek; How nice for us. (but I feel badly for you. are you chained to the
desk?)
brb. the bell just rang. I must check to see if the blob is done
VK [email] [home] 25 May 00:44, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> :D:D:D:D
VK [email] [home] 25 May 00:44, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> He _was_ chained to the desk, but I think he got away somehow.
llizard [home] 25 May 00:45, from: 216.154.7.118, blueback. How thrilling. The blob is a lovely shade of golden brown - not
a HINT of black
brojek [email] 25 May 00:46, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitellizard: not any more. beer does miracles, you know.
llizard [home] 25 May 00:46, from: 216.154.7.118, blueof course, you realize that the bell ringing and the blob being golden
brown and not black, indicates that rationing is about to be imposed.
llizard [home] 25 May 00:47, from: 216.154.7.118, bluebrojek; some amounts of beer certainly is a boon. (as long as it
isn't the yellow travesty that Canadians call beer)
llizard [home] 25 May 00:48, from: 216.154.7.118, bluebrojek; in fact, perhaps we will open a good dark ale instead of our
characteristic San Giovese
llizard [home] 25 May 00:50, from: 216.154.7.118, bluebrojek and vk; See you the next time. Have fun, but please don't have
too much fun without me.
llizard [home] 25 May 00:50, from: 216.154.7.118, blueciao niao >%^7^^^7^^
llizard [home] 25 May 00:50, from: 216.154.7.118, blue[gone]
brojek [email] 25 May 00:54, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteHmm, I vote for enlarging the riddle-rule to include beverages too :)
VK [email] [home] 25 May 01:00, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> Bye! :)
VK [email] [home] 25 May 01:01, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> no
brojek [email] 25 May 01:01, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteVK: why "no" ?
VK [email] [home] 25 May 01:14, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Because I can get something to drink whenever I want something
to drink. :)
brojek [email] 25 May 01:23, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteVK: You know. I expected "because I said so"-style answer.
What a nice surprise :)
VK [email] [home] 25 May 01:31, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Yeah, that too. :)
brojek [email] 25 May 01:38, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white _
,' `\
,-'`-. / \
/' `
/""\ /""\
\_O/ \_O/
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\ /
)
(`-._,-'
VK [email] [home] 25 May 01:41, from: 130.240.2.143, red:)
VK [email] [home] 25 May 01:51, from: 130.240.2.143, red*leaving*
brojek >> Bye! :)
VK [email] [home] 25 May 02:00, from: 130.240.2.143, red*gone*
brojek [email] 25 May 02:02, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whitebye VK.
brojek [email] 25 May 02:17, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white*falling asleep*
brojek [email] 25 May 09:00, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white*waking up*
brojek [email] 25 May 10:27, from: 212.160.114.121, black/whiteYou don't say... I've been sleeping almost 7 hours!
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