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llizard [home] 24 May 12:38, from: 216.154.0.249, blue
brojek; but I can tell that you have put everyone on "ignore" so
as I am essentially nattering to myself, I will take my leave.

Ciao niao

(I left the coffee on warm. If you don't like that pattern of cups,
there are more in the cupboard; and VK, if you come in, there's hot
chocolate on the stove)
                            _________
                           |    |uuu_|\
                           |   =|[]__| |
                           |____|UU__| |
                           |    |    |\|
           .               |    |    |
         \| |]             |   =|=   |
       U__|_|__U_U_        |    |    |
      [____________]       |    |    |
ejm   |            |       |____|____|


[gone]

brojek [email] 24 May 13:52, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
hmmm, chocolate...

*Depriving VK of any chcocolate left by llizard*

   \|/ ____ \|/
   "@'/ ,. \`@"
   /_| \__/ |_\
      \__U_/

brojek [email] 24 May 14:09, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
hmmm

*choke*-*late*  :-)

[...]
brojek [email] 24 May 19:15, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
=i==::-)
      \\   pif-paf!

brojek [email] 24 May 19:19, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
or bang-bang, whatever.

VK [email] [home] 24 May 19:32, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Entering...

brojek [email] 24 May 19:33, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
now who?

VK [email] [home] 24 May 19:33, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> hi!  :)

brojek [email] 24 May 19:33, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
Aaaah, my beloved Lilleviki :-)

VK [email] [home] 24 May 19:35, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Yes! Me!  :)

VK [email] [home] 24 May 19:39, from: 130.240.2.143, red
>brojek [email] 24 May 13:52, from: 212.160.114.121
>
>hmmm, chocolate...
>
>*Depriving VK of any chcocolate left by llizard*
>
>   \|/ ____ \|/
>   "@'/ ,. \`@"
>   /_| \__/ |_\
>      \__U_/

Make some more then...   :-9

brojek [email] 24 May 19:43, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
vk: and this

>>
>>   \|/ ____ \|/
>>   "@'/ ,. \`@"
>>   /_| \__/ |_\
>>      \__U_/

is what I'm thinking of this:

> Make some more then...   :-9


VK [email] [home] 24 May 19:45, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> :P

brojek [email] 24 May 19:47, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
Vk: don't worry, there's still a lot of coffe.
     It even has a chance to be hot.

VK [email] [home] 24 May 19:48, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> No thanks!   :-6

brojek [email] 24 May 19:50, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
VK: well, you may take you hammer again. But you know it won't work :)

VK [email] [home] 24 May 19:52, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*picks up hammer*


*makes tiny little handcuffs*


*grabs brojek*


*applies handcuffs*

brojek [email] 24 May 19:53, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
wow. interesting.

brojek [email] 24 May 19:54, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
 c
<%>
/ \  so, what next?

VK [email] [home] 24 May 19:56, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*loses up one of the handcuffs and links it to brojek's computer table*

brojek [email] 24 May 19:59, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
    c
   (`%_(\ 
    \\ ==  Empty gesture. I sit here anyway.

*grabs with free hand a dvorak keyboard*

VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:00, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Yes, of course you do, but I thought it might be a little
bit hard to type with your hands tied together...

brojek [email] 24 May 20:03, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
VK: they're not tied together anymore.

VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:04, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> I know that (see the part about tying you to computer table
a couple of posts back).  :)

brojek [email] 24 May 20:06, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
Now I know that you know.

VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:07, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> And now that you can type easily you should have no trouble
doing something about those handcuffs. *hint*hint*

brojek [email] 24 May 20:10, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
VK: why should I do anything with something that doesn't get in a way?

VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:11, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*gives brojek a nice, big glass of beer*

brojek [email] 24 May 20:21, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
 \c/     Look mom! I'm swiming!
(~~~)_
(-'>)_]
(___)

VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:22, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Drink up! I'll give you a new one when that one is empty...  :-)

brojek [email] 24 May 20:24, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
*drinks...*

      now, how the hell, I am to get out of this?
( c>)_
(<) )_]
(/_>)

VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:26, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*drops keyboard into glass*

brojek [email] 24 May 20:31, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
   <c_  hmmm, is it goin to work?
(  /)_
(-'\)_]
(__/)


 ( </)_
 (\/_)_]
 (a_/)   nope, I'm to drunk.


*thorws the keyboard outside*



 (   )_
 (c_ )_]
 ((_/)   Better sleep over it.

VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:35, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> I thought you could use it to draw yourself a ladder, or blow
up the glass, or something...  *throws it back in*  (you can always
use it as a pillow...)   :)

brojek [email] 24 May 20:36, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
Ouch, my head! *throws the keyboard back out*

VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:38, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*throws in a pillow*

brojek [email] 24 May 20:42, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
 
       F"J
     .-.-.-.
     |   _c   Too dangerous in here, I'm moving out.
     |  >>\`
     `-'-'-'

VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:42, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Smart move!  :)

brojek [email] 24 May 20:46, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
   ___
  (   )_
  (c_ )_]
  ((/_)   Ooops! But on the other hand, I'm safe from flying objects now.

VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:48, from: 130.240.2.143, red
[It starts to rain]


   /   /   /    /
/     /      /
   ___  /  /   /
/ (   )_   /
  (c_ )_]    /
/ ((/_) /   /  /

brojek [email] 24 May 20:54, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
*lights a cigar*

brojek [email] 24 May 20:55, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
VK: I'd open up an umbrella, but it won't fit in the glass :)

VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:55, from: 130.240.2.143, red
[it rains some more]


   /   /   /    /
/     /      /
   ___  /  /   /
/ (   )_   /
  (c_ )_]    /
-'((/_)-'`-'`-'`-'

brojek [email] 24 May 20:56, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
now, my co-worker is whinning about smoke. told him to
go home, it's after hours anyway. :-)

brojek [email] 24 May 20:57, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
   /   /   /    /
/     /      /
   ___  /  /   /
/ (   )_   /
  (c_ )_]    /
-'((/_)-'`-'`-'`-'

no good. this place is now air-tight.

VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:58, from: 130.240.2.143, red
[it rains some more]


   /   /   /    /
/     /      /
   ___  /  /   /
/ (   )_   /
-'(c_ )_]`-'`-'`-'
  ((/_)     <><

brojek [email] 24 May 20:58, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
   /   /   /    /
/     /      /
   ___  /  /   /
/ (   )_   /
-'(c_ )_]-'`-'`-'  But wait! It's not rain!
  ((/_)            It's VK crying that she can't throw things at me!

VK [email] [home] 24 May 20:59, from: 130.240.2.143, red
[A worm gets thirsty]


   /   /   /    /
/     /      /
   ___  /  /   /
/ (   )_   /
-'(c_ )_]`-'`-'`-'
__((/_)___________

      `-.

VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:00, from: 130.240.2.143, red
[The worm digs upwards, but finds himself in the glass with brojek.
Ooops! Dry here! He turns around and digs a little bit to the side...]

brojek [email] 24 May 21:00, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
   /   /   /    /
/     /      /
   ___  /  /   /
/ (   )_   /   ,
-'(c_ )_]`-'`-/(-'`-,-'`
  ((/_)    -='__;=='(

VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:04, from: 130.240.2.143, red
[There is now a small channel between the inside of the glass and the
outside.]

brojek [email] 24 May 21:05, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
VK: the place is still air-tight. What have you been doing
    on physics lectures? :D

brojek [email] 24 May 21:06, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
VK: the only effect is that now it's not dry here.

VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:06, from: 130.240.2.143, red
[Another worm comes along and repeats the first one's experience. There
are now two little channels between the inside of the glass and the
outside.]

VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:08, from: 130.240.2.143, red
[it rains some more]


   /   /   /    /
/     /      /
   ___  /  /   /
-'(   )_'`-'`-'`-'
  (c_ )_]
  ((/_)      ><>

brojek [email] 24 May 21:15, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
[it rains even some more]

   /   /   /    /
/     /      /
-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'-
-'(""")_'`-'`-'`-'
  (\c/)_]
  (~~~)      ><>
   />

I don't wan't live in yellow submarine... yellow submarine... yellow submarine...

VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:19, from: 130.240.2.143, red
   /   /   /    /
/     /      /
-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'-
  (""")_    ( *sniff*sniff*
  (\c/)_]   o     *nibble*  )
  (~~~)   o    ><>
   /> <><

brojek [email] 24 May 21:24, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
*time to get rid of that beer*

   /   /   /    /
/     /      /
-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'-
  (""")_   <`< >'>
  (\c/)_]       (dead fishes)
  (~~~)   
   /> .o o
     `o .'`
    


VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:25, from: 130.240.2.143, red
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

brojek [email] 24 May 21:29, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
:)

brojek [email] 24 May 21:30, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
VK: have you managed to remain on your chair? :-)

brojek [email] 24 May 21:31, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
*the cigar is almost finished. I'm considering starting another*

VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:31, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Still sitting up (but thinking about taking a short walk to
a small room...)   :)

VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:31, from: 130.240.2.143, red
[I'm so happy this is a web chat and not a pub!]

brojek [email] 24 May 21:33, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
vk: :) 

brojek [email] 24 May 21:37, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
*the ramnant of the cigar is so short, that it almost burns my
 fingers and lips. but it's also the strongest stuff now :) *

VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:38, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> And that is a Good Thing?   *cough*cough*

brojek [email] 24 May 21:40, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
*Im feeling dizzy. at last it worked. no next cigar  will be necessary. *

brojek [email] 24 May 21:41, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
vk: this is The Thing I Wanted :)

VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:42, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> "worked"?    *slightly worried*

brojek [email] 24 May 21:42, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
VK: alas, the room is so big, that you can't see the smoke,
    you can only sniff it.

brojek [email] 24 May 21:43, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
VK. It's been hard day. and it will be a long night. :)

brojek [email] 24 May 21:44, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
booo, it extingushed... I have to buy cheaper cigars next time...

VK [email] [home] 24 May 21:45, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> I prefer when I'm not able to sniff cigar smoke.   :-6

brojek [email] 24 May 21:59, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
It's oh so quiet..

VK [email] [home] 24 May 22:01, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Bored? What happened to that glass and fish adventure? (last
I heard a fish was nibbling on some part of you as you were swimming
off with that glass...)

brojek [email] 24 May 22:03, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
VK: fishes are dead, and I've swam away *grin*

VK [email] [home] 24 May 22:04, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Where did you swim to?

brojek [email] 24 May 22:10, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
VK:   there.                                           .
(it's so far away, that you can see it only as Le Dot)

                   

VK [email] [home] 24 May 22:14, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Magnify!

brojek [email] 24 May 22:16, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
Magnify!: command not found

VK [email] [home] 24 May 22:23, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Look it up!  :P

brojek [email] 24 May 22:26, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
Ha. that sounded like an order.
I like to have something to disobey.
                                        _
Meanwhile take this old spyglass...    oo/


now Le Dot looks more like this:  o

Better?

VK [email] [home] 24 May 22:27, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Slightly, but I still can't see what's your foot and what's
your nose...

[...]
brojek [email] 24 May 23:26, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
brojek's firsts attempts at "Magnify"

original:

\x
`)`-.~
<("(\     (btw, managed to forget the author, shame on me)

result so far:

   \
    \. //|
     \\' `._,-_
     /"o   `-',-_
    / ,-)    `-;_-             ___    ___
    "'  \        `--.____,----'   `--'   `-._.-
         \
          )



brojek [email] 24 May 23:28, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
*the cigar stopped working*

VK [email] [home] 24 May 23:30, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*still feeling worried when brojek talks about cigars "working"*

brojek [email] 24 May 23:36, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
looks like the head of the beast needs stronger magnification.

llizard [home] 24 May 23:48, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
llurk...

brojek [email] 24 May 23:48, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
hmm, after trying some more I can tell that I'm not
any good at "Magnify". No furhter result will be published.

llizard [home] 24 May 23:51, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
hello VK and brojek;

                  /
   \              \,^^%---
    \. //|         <__ \  Whoo hoo!!!  nice one brojek!
     \\' `._,-_     >
     /"o   `-',-_   _>
    / ,-)    `-;_- / |^^        ___    ___
    "'  \        `--.\____,----'   `--'   `-._.-
         \
          )

VK [email] [home] 24 May 23:51, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> hhi!  :)

[...]
brojek [email] 25 May 00:10, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
Lilleviki: you are abusive in your own chat.

llizard [home] 25 May 00:16, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
it took a little longer because I realized I also had to put a pasty
blob into a small highly heated cavity, in the hopes that it will
cease to be a pasty blob but turn miraculously into a fluffy blob.

VK [email] [home] 25 May 00:17, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> I am?

llizard [home] 25 May 00:20, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
brojek; magnifying without actually looking at the original picture
(that would be too easy!)

 \
  \,
  /)\~
 '  \ \~____ ~
     \ )__( )~~~
     /\_ _!/|
ejm    \   '

brojek [email] 25 May 00:22, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
VK: yes, you are.  No, I did not noticed.

llizard: I'm not afraid :) or perheaps ;-)

llizard [home] 25 May 00:23, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
VK; You're right. I hadn't noticed. I'll look now....

brojek; further magnification (even further away from the original
I suspect)

                              /
                            ,/
                         _,,/=
                       =/   .\
  __===_``-.._.```-...=/  ,(_ \
   ~~===.===-             |  `.'
     `--    `.  ) -.___\  `.
             /./\ \   ``;`. \
             \ ' \_><_`/  / /
       `.  ,',\_\  `.     ',"
ejm  `~  ~'     ~ '    `` `  ,

VK [email] [home] 25 May 00:24, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> No I'm not!


*hits brojek on the head*

brojek [email] 25 May 00:29, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
VK: yes you are :)

*those caresses won't change my mind*

llizard [home] 25 May 00:29, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
VK: you are so. you don't allow absolute freedom. (the cruelest thing
is constantly forcing us to speak in riddles about forbidden desires)

llizard [home] 25 May 00:30, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
eeeek!!!! it smells like the heated cavern might be doing a blackening
process instead of causing the blob to be golden on the outside! brb

llizard [home] 25 May 00:31, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
back... no charcoal colour yet.

VK [email] [home] 25 May 00:32, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> I am *not*!

*drops bucket of cold water on brojek*

llizard >> And thus providing you with an ever-interesting topic to (not)
talk about!   :D:D:D::D

llizard [home] 25 May 00:33, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
VK; is it any wonder that brojek hogged all the chokelet?

llizard [home] 25 May 00:35, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
VK; I don't need to be provided with that topic. It is ALWAYS on my 
mind.

brojek; whatshisname is about to fire up the outdoor grill for the
main part of the forbidden activity tonight

brojek [email] 25 May 00:35, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
VK: You are. But EOT in this subject.

*Ahhhhh. thanks, I was rather sleepy*

llizard: riddle-forcing is OK. :)

llizard [home] 25 May 00:36, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
We chopped two of these up...
       ___
      (o o)
       ))(
      (() ))
       )))(
      (((  )

VK [email] [home] 25 May 00:37, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> "EOT"?

llizard [home] 25 May 00:37, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
brojek; it is very trying for me though. I am required to actually
think a little (always difficult when one considers that I must
use what is left of my brain to do said thinking)

llizard [home] 25 May 00:38, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
VK: enough of this

llizard [home] 25 May 00:38, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
VK; or that...

brojek [email] 25 May 00:38, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
chokelet? is it some kind of very tight necklace?

llizard [home] 25 May 00:39, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
brojek; wasn't that your word?

brojek [email] 25 May 00:39, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
end of transmission :)

llizard [home] 25 May 00:40, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
brojek; for my alternative to the coffee that I left for you

llizard [home] 25 May 00:40, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
RATS. and I thought I finally got something right.

brojek; does that mean you're leaving? and me without my handkerchief

VK [email] [home] 25 May 00:40, from: 130.240.2.143, red
>I am required to actually think a little

How _terrible_ for you!  :D:D::D:D:DD

brojek [email] 25 May 00:41, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
llizard: mine was choke-late :-)

llizard [home] 25 May 00:41, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
brojek; but I suppose that for some people chokelet affects them like some kind
of tight necklace...

brojek [email] 25 May 00:42, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
llizard: Here I am and here I'll stay.

llizard [home] 25 May 00:42, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
VK: it really IS. I'm in massive pain

You DO realize that I barely even have the motor skills left, so any
thought process beyond that is exceedingly difficult

llizard [home] 25 May 00:43, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
brojek; How nice for us. (but I feel badly for you. are you chained to the 
desk?)


brb. the bell just rang. I must check to see if the blob is done

VK [email] [home] 25 May 00:44, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> :D:D:D:D

VK [email] [home] 25 May 00:44, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> He _was_ chained to the desk, but I think he got away somehow.

llizard [home] 25 May 00:45, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
back. How thrilling. The blob is a lovely shade of golden brown -  not
a HINT of black

brojek [email] 25 May 00:46, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
llizard: not any more. beer does miracles, you know.

llizard [home] 25 May 00:46, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
of course, you realize that the bell ringing and the blob being golden
brown and not black, indicates that rationing is about to be imposed.

llizard [home] 25 May 00:47, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
brojek; some amounts of beer certainly is a boon. (as long as it
isn't the yellow travesty that Canadians call beer) 

llizard [home] 25 May 00:48, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
brojek; in fact, perhaps we will open a good dark ale instead of our
characteristic San Giovese

llizard [home] 25 May 00:50, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
brojek and vk; See you the next time. Have fun, but please don't have
too much fun without me.

llizard [home] 25 May 00:50, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
ciao niao  >%^7^^^7^^

llizard [home] 25 May 00:50, from: 216.154.7.118, blue
[gone]

brojek [email] 25 May 00:54, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
Hmm, I vote for enlarging the riddle-rule to include beverages too :)

VK [email] [home] 25 May 01:00, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Bye!  :)

VK [email] [home] 25 May 01:01, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> no

brojek [email] 25 May 01:01, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
VK: why "no" ?

VK [email] [home] 25 May 01:14, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Because I can get something to drink whenever I want something
to drink.  :)

brojek [email] 25 May 01:23, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
VK: You know. I expected "because I said so"-style answer.
    What a nice surprise :)

VK [email] [home] 25 May 01:31, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Yeah, that too.  :)

brojek [email] 25 May 01:38, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
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           /""\    /""\
           \_O/    \_O/
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VK [email] [home] 25 May 01:41, from: 130.240.2.143, red
:)

VK [email] [home] 25 May 01:51, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*leaving*


brojek >> Bye!  :)

VK [email] [home] 25 May 02:00, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*gone*

brojek [email] 25 May 02:02, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
bye VK.

brojek [email] 25 May 02:17, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
*falling asleep*

brojek [email] 25 May 09:00, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
*waking up*

brojek [email] 25 May 10:27, from: 212.160.114.121, black/white
You don't say... I've been sleeping almost 7 hours!


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