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hmmm, chocolate...

*Depriving VK of any chcocolate left by llizard*

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hmmm

*choke*-*late*  :-)

=i==::-)
      \\   pif-paf!

or bang-bang, whatever.

now who?

Aaaah, my beloved Lilleviki :-)

vk: and this

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is what I'm thinking of this:

> Make some more then...   :-9

Vk: don't worry, there's still a lot of coffe.
     It even has a chance to be hot.

VK: well, you may take you hammer again. But you know it won't work :)

wow. interesting.

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/ \  so, what next?

    c
   (`%_(\ 
    \\ ==  Empty gesture. I sit here anyway.

*grabs with free hand a dvorak keyboard*

VK: they're not tied together anymore.

Now I know that you know.

VK: why should I do anything with something that doesn't get in a way?

 \c/     Look mom! I'm swiming!
(~~~)_
(-'>)_]
(___)

*drinks...*

      now, how the hell, I am to get out of this?
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(<) )_]
(/_>)

   <c_  hmmm, is it goin to work?
(  /)_
(-'\)_]
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 (a_/)   nope, I'm to drunk.


*thorws the keyboard outside*



 (   )_
 (c_ )_]
 ((_/)   Better sleep over it.

Ouch, my head! *throws the keyboard back out*

 
       F"J
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     |   _c   Too dangerous in here, I'm moving out.
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     `-'-'-'

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  ((/_)   Ooops! But on the other hand, I'm safe from flying objects now.

*lights a cigar*

VK: I'd open up an umbrella, but it won't fit in the glass :)

now, my co-worker is whinning about smoke. told him to
go home, it's after hours anyway. :-)

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/     /      /
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  (c_ )_]    /
-'((/_)-'`-'`-'`-'

no good. this place is now air-tight.

   /   /   /    /
/     /      /
   ___  /  /   /
/ (   )_   /
-'(c_ )_]-'`-'`-'  But wait! It's not rain!
  ((/_)            It's VK crying that she can't throw things at me!

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-'(c_ )_]`-'`-/(-'`-,-'`
  ((/_)    -='__;=='(

VK: the place is still air-tight. What have you been doing
    on physics lectures? :D

VK: the only effect is that now it's not dry here.

[it rains even some more]

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-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'-
-'(""")_'`-'`-'`-'
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  (~~~)      ><>
   />

I don't wan't live in yellow submarine... yellow submarine... yellow submarine...

*time to get rid of that beer*

   /   /   /    /
/     /      /
-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'-
  (""")_   <`< >'>
  (\c/)_]       (dead fishes)
  (~~~)   
   /> .o o
     `o .'`
    

:)

VK: have you managed to remain on your chair? :-)

*the cigar is almost finished. I'm considering starting another*

vk: :) 

*the ramnant of the cigar is so short, that it almost burns my
 fingers and lips. but it's also the strongest stuff now :) *

*Im feeling dizzy. at last it worked. no next cigar  will be necessary. *

vk: this is The Thing I Wanted :)

VK: alas, the room is so big, that you can't see the smoke,
    you can only sniff it.

VK. It's been hard day. and it will be a long night. :)

booo, it extingushed... I have to buy cheaper cigars next time...

It's oh so quiet..

VK: fishes are dead, and I've swam away *grin*

VK:   there.                                           .
(it's so far away, that you can see it only as Le Dot)

                   

Magnify!: command not found

Ha. that sounded like an order.
I like to have something to disobey.
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Meanwhile take this old spyglass...    oo/


now Le Dot looks more like this:  o

Better?

brojek's firsts attempts at "Magnify"

original:

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<("(\     (btw, managed to forget the author, shame on me)

result so far:

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     \\' `._,-_
     /"o   `-',-_
    / ,-)    `-;_-             ___    ___
    "'  \        `--.____,----'   `--'   `-._.-
         \
          )

*the cigar stopped working*

looks like the head of the beast needs stronger magnification.

hmm, after trying some more I can tell that I'm not
any good at "Magnify". No furhter result will be published.

Lilleviki: you are abusive in your own chat.

VK: yes, you are.  No, I did not noticed.

llizard: I'm not afraid :) or perheaps ;-)

VK: yes you are :)

*those caresses won't change my mind*

VK: You are. But EOT in this subject.

*Ahhhhh. thanks, I was rather sleepy*

llizard: riddle-forcing is OK. :)

chokelet? is it some kind of very tight necklace?

end of transmission :)

llizard: mine was choke-late :-)

llizard: Here I am and here I'll stay.

llizard: not any more. beer does miracles, you know.

Hmm, I vote for enlarging the riddle-rule to include beverages too :)

VK: why "no" ?

VK: You know. I expected "because I said so"-style answer.
    What a nice surprise :)

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bye VK.

*falling asleep*

*waking up*

You don't say... I've been sleeping almost 7 hours!