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Shimrod [email] 14 Apr. 15:02, from: 129.125.21.106, orange
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llizard [home] 14 Apr. 15:03, from: 216.154.12.140, blue
Shimrod; Oh the agony!!! Why have you flown in so late? (just as I'm
leaving) I'm forced to take this as a personal offense
Shimrod [email] 14 Apr. 15:04, from: 129.125.21.106, orange
Ooh! I'm really sorry llizard, I'll never fly into you on your way out
again, I promise!
llizard [home] 14 Apr. 15:04, from: 216.154.12.140, blue
Shimrod; I will stay a few minutes longer. 

I await fast but excellent entertainment...
Shimrod [email] 14 Apr. 15:07, from: 129.125.21.106, orange
Fast but excellent? Uhm, uhm. eeeh.
Quick pic:

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You being dragged away from computer against your will...
Shimrod [email] 14 Apr. 15:09, from: 129.125.21.106, orange
Fast but excellent entertainment:

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Me juggling a ten ball shower
VK [email] [home] 14 Apr. 15:10, from: 130.240.2.143, red
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llizard [home] 14 Apr. 15:10, from: 216.154.12.140, blue
Shimrod; 
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^^7^^^7^%< That is not an entertaining picture;   _(_\
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that is painful reality.                          |  |
Shimrod [email] 14 Apr. 15:10, from: 129.125.21.106, orange
Now imagine replacing those balls by heavy chairs and chainsaws and
stacks of priceless china. I didn't quite have the time to draw those :)
llizard [home] 14 Apr. 15:12, from: 216.154.12.140, blue
shimrod; ah! that's more like it! Now I can leave happy.

See you both the next time!

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Shimrod [email] 14 Apr. 15:13, from: 129.125.21.106, orange
Yes, but you didn't see the rest of the story yet...


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Me coming to the rrescue...
llizard [home] 14 Apr. 15:13, from: 216.154.12.140, blue
[gone  - glad that I didn't have to try the chainsaws, china, chairs
and flaming torches]
Shimrod [email] 14 Apr. 15:13, from: 129.125.21.106, orange
Bye llizard!
VK [email] [home] 14 Apr. 15:14, from: 130.240.2.143, red
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llizard [home] 14 Apr. 15:14, from: 216.154.12.140, blue
back for a second...   Oh would that it were true!!!

Thanks. That cheered me up immensely.

[really gone this time]
VK [email] [home] 14 Apr. 15:14, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> you forgot the machetes...
Shimrod [email] 14 Apr. 15:15, from: 129.125.21.106, orange
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VK [email] [home] 14 Apr. 15:15, from: 130.240.2.143, red
quick diddle:

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Shimrod [email] 14 Apr. 15:18, from: 129.125.21.106, orange
quick diddle on quick diddle:

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       \_==@ \  Glad those chainsaws didn't hit me...
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