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David [email] [home] 29 Mar. 18:12, from: 194.176.69.84, blue
///\oo/\\\ I'll just creep around and see if anyone shows up.
David [email] [home] 29 Mar. 18:24, from: 194.176.69.84, blue
...still nobody here. 'll guess I'll just play with matches for
a while :)
David [email] [home] 29 Mar. 18:39, from: 194.176.69.84, blue
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brojek 29 Mar. 19:00, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
windsurfing:
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brojek 29 Mar. 22:10, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
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llizard [home] 30 Mar. 00:22, from: 216.154.8.116, blue
entering to be entertained...
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 00:25, from: 216.154.8.116, blue
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llizard [home] 30 Mar. 00:26, from: 216.154.8.116, blue
One can stare at a fire and stationary cat for only so long.
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 00:30, from: 216.154.8.116, blue
brojek; in re: your wind surfer
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llizard [home] 30 Mar. 01:00, from: 216.154.8.116, blue
I think I've waited around long enough. (Watch, someone will enter
the MOMENT I leave)
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brojek 30 Mar. 11:21, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
Entering.
brojek 30 Mar. 11:32, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
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brojek 30 Mar. 13:31, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
c aha! someone is in!
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brojek 30 Mar. 13:33, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
hmmm, but who? msh?
[email] [home] 30 Mar. 13:34, from: 195.97.193.240, black/white
Guess again
brojek 30 Mar. 13:35, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
David.
David [email] [home] 30 Mar. 13:38, from: 195.97.193.240, blue
brojek >> Have a cigar :)
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brojek 30 Mar. 13:38, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
well??
brojek 30 Mar. 13:40, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
wow :-)
David [email] [home] 30 Mar. 13:42, from: 195.97.193.240, blue
brojek >> I think you deserve a better prize.
brojek 30 Mar. 13:43, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
Daivd: I just _love_ cigars!
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I anyone have a light?
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David [email] [home] 30 Mar. 13:44, from: 195.97.193.240, blue
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brojek 30 Mar. 13:48, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
David, You're to generous. This is 7'th heaven!
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David [email] [home] 30 Mar. 13:52, from: 195.97.193.240, blue
* gone for a drink*
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:08, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
peeking in....
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:09, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
Hello brojek; How very nice to see you again.
I hope that cigar isn't an exploding one!!
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:09, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
David; Isn't a little early in the day for whisk(e)y?
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:12, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
David; at least it WAS a little early when you left. I always wait
til 18:00 before imbibing.
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:12, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; why do I suspect that you are no longer here?
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:16, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
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brojek; I just had a horrible thought that there WAS something wrong
with that cigar and that you are lying senseless beside your computer
gasping desperately for air through what's left of your ravaged lungs
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:18, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; I hope the mask on this O2 tank isn't too large for you.
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brojek 30 Mar. 18:19, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
:)
brojek 30 Mar. 18:20, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
hello lllizard :-) the mask is not neccessary :-)
brojek 30 Mar. 18:22, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
c I just couldn't get out of this damn bottle :)
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llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:23, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; alas, I must leave. I will worry in an appropriate fashion
that you don't revive enough to desperately clasp the mask to your face
BEFORE realizing that you should have put the cigar out first!
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llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:24, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; Hello!!! Oh oh. I hope you weren't damaged unduly by that
blast.
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:26, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek;
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brojek 30 Mar. 18:27, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
llizard :) just blown away :)
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llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:28, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; I also love the taste of a good cigar but LOATHE the aftertaste
and really |\ [ (` |) | (` [
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are still smoking that thing, I will be forced to leave.
brojek 30 Mar. 18:29, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
,-.
\c/ And I made a parachute out of my handkerchief :-)
I So all is well.
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llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:29, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; I'm glad to see that you appear to be still in one piece.
I don't have any suture and/or crazy glue handy just now.
brojek 30 Mar. 18:30, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
llizard: hmm, go and leave.
but only if you can smell my cigar, that is.
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:30, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; I should not have worried. I should have known that you would
come out of the conflagration gracefully and unscathed.
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:31, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; sniffing for offensive smoke....
brojek 30 Mar. 18:31, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
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llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:32, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; hmmm, it seems alright so far.
brojek 30 Mar. 18:32, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
llizard: perheaps because I keep it outside. :)
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:33, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; what, and sully the fresh outside air?
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:34, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; or (as is sadly the case here) add to the already terrifying
pollution?
brojek 30 Mar. 18:35, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
llizard: there's no such thing as fresh air in the city.
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:36, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; I am procrastinating from my duties once again. I SHOULD be sitting
at my desking alternately tearing out what's left of my long tresses
and staring senselessly at the various scraps of paper for preparing
my annual tax form.
brojek 30 Mar. 18:36, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
llizard: rather exchanging one awfull kind of pollution for another,
not so awfull, at least for me :-)
and, by the way, this kind of smoke is not a pollution at all.
brojek 30 Mar. 18:37, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
llizard: that hit me too. a pile of papers is wating for me.
but deadline is April, 30th, so let them wait.
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:38, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; this is true. So you must definitely leave the cigar indoors
and not add to the soup outside.
It never ceases to amaze me that no matter how much money I don't make,
I still have a mountain of papers to go through to find out that I STILL
HAVE to part with the meager contents of my wallet (not to mention
signing a promisory note to hand over my first born)
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:40, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; we have the same deadline but the accountant has given us a
different deadline of 3 April.... (sigh) I know there's plenty
of time at noon on 2 April but I thought I should really start sooner
for once.
brojek 30 Mar. 18:41, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
llizard: the cigar stays outside. either alone or me with it.
there is no discussion about it, fellows here are
stronger then me :-)
and taxes are always designed to rip you to the bones,
no matter what :-)
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:41, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek;
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>/ ...I didn't even have much of an
> income (again) this year!
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llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:43, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; It is all coming clear to me. I hadn't realized that you weren't
leaving the cigar outside in deference to my sensibilities. When there
are strongarmed bullies about, it's always best to abide by their rules.
brojek 30 Mar. 18:43, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
llizard: start sooner? and what, miss your friends that you meet
once a year, at the only post office in a city that is
opened 24 hours, just to send that stuff in time?
(that is 31 March, 23:59:59) :-)
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:44, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; oops... that you WERE leaving the cigar outside.
brojek 30 Mar. 18:46, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
llizard: watch them, strong-armed-bullies, go out of office and
than making funny grimaces and senseless comments,
when they come back :-)
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:47, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; I'm not sure that I can take standing in the emmense line and
watching the postal official shuffle back and forth behind the desk,
angry that he has to actually DO something besides lean back and
stare mindlessly into space.
Besides, it might take me from now until 30 April to rake the debris
off my desk to FIND the scraps of paper necessary for tax gouging.
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:48, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; ^^7^^^7^%< wha-ha-ha-ha-ha-tttt????
brojek 30 Mar. 18:50, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
llizard: I never watch the officials. I talk to friends.
We usually take beer with us, despite that it is forbidden
to consume alcohol inside :-)
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:51, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; I'm scared that one of the strongarmed bullies might come
in any moment and find out that I'm neglecting my duties once again.
Alas, I must leave. See you the next time. (Did anything ever come of that
script checker?)
brojek 30 Mar. 18:51, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
hmm, my English definitely needs some polishing.
brojek 30 Mar. 18:52, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
llizard: aaawww!!! I've forgotten about it. hmm, it looks like it's
a good moment to do it.
it it it it it it :-)
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:53, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; you wild thing you. Do you put the bottle in a crummy old
paper bag too?
We are not allowed to drink any kind of alcohol in a public park but
whenever we have a picnic, we always take a tablecloth, candles and
glasses and place the wine bottle out overtly, daring the
authorities to come and arrest us.
brojek 30 Mar. 18:55, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
llizard: we use cans. and no, we don't use paper bags. we just
hide the cans behind our bellies when the gaurds show up.
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:55, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; forgotten about what "it"?
Your English is fine. It's my reading and comprension that needs
polishing.
In spite of the fact that it is always a pleasure to chat with you,
I really really really mustn't stay any longer.
Ciao niao
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 18:58, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; Why don't you make stickers that have bad copies of the "CocaCola" logo
on them and stick those on the cans so you don't have to risk spillage
by hiding the can behind your bellies. You can safely leave the cans out
in full view.
No. Really I cannot stay a moment longer.
[gone]
llizard [home] 30 Mar. 19:00, from: 216.154.3.142, blue
brojek; back for a second.
... my reading, TYPING and comprEHension that need polishing....
[really gone]
brojek 30 Mar. 19:20, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
bye m'dear.
*gone too*
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