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msh210 [email] [home] 9 Apr. 22:00, from: 32.101.254.105, brown/yellow
*gone*

msh210 [email] [home] 9 Apr. 23:26, from: 32.101.254.105, brown/yellow
last lifesign: me
*gone*

llizard [home] 10 Apr. 05:50, from: 216.154.2.16, blue
peek

llizard [home] 10 Apr. 05:52, from: 216.154.2.16, blue
(Last lifesign: 9 Apr. 23:26, from: 32.101.254.105 )

msh; last lifesign: still you...  hello and goodbye.

[gone]

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 11:56, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
Entering.

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 12:06, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
last lifesign: llizard. It's gonna be long lonely day :-)

here I am, and here I'll stay.

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 12:20, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
\_\     /_/
  \_\_/_/
    o o
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    `-'\____\_\`
       //   ///
      / \  //' 
  

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 12:58, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
\_\     /_/
  \_\_/_/ a
    o o -')>
    \_/`-//---.
    `-'\____\_\`
       //   ///
      / \  //'

Free ride. And FAST!

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 13:25, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Entering...

brojek >> hi!  :)

*reading buffer*

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 13:29, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
Dear customer,
THank you for sending us your complaint.
We, at public relations, are always very amused
when someone does this sort of thing.
Sending us a complaint! you must be nuts!
Why, you won't get _anything_ out of this action.
It's like cry of a small child.

If you won't stop, you'll get slapped. Or worse.
You've been warned.

Sincerelly,
The Best Company On The Market Ever.

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 13:30, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
hello VK :)

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 13:34, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
You know, I've been asked to compose standard automatic reply
to users complaints. this is version 0.0 :-)

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 13:36, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Is either of these serious:

* you doing that job

or

* that being a serious suggestion

?

:D:D:D:D

Shimrod [email] 10 Apr. 13:37, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
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VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 13:38, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Shimrod >> hi!  :)

Shimrod [email] 10 Apr. 13:38, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
hi guys

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 13:38, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: both. well, actually only the first one, but suggestion
    went to my boss, along with a comment, that I'm not perfectly
    happy with it yet :)

Shimrod [email] 10 Apr. 13:38, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
lemme just read the buffer... brb

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 13:40, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Hmmm... interesting job... Just complaints or other comments
too?

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 13:41, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
hello Shimrod !

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 13:43, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: just complaints. But I'm afraid other comments will follow,
     if I won't do anything about it. It's usually my colleague's
      job, but her son is sick.

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 13:46, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Any particular kinds of complaints or just some kind of non-specified
"standard complaint"?

Shimrod [email] 10 Apr. 13:52, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
brojek>> for the complaints, you could use something like the flame-form
where the people answering the complaints can just choose stuff like:

Dear
  [ ] Clueless customer
  [ ] Whining loser
  [ ] other, .......

Thank you for your
  [ ] Useless but amusing (to us) rant
  [ ] Complaint showing your complete ignorance
  [ ] other, .......

I suggest you
  [ ] Plug the device in.
  [ ] Turn the device on.
  [ ] other, .......

etc.

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 13:53, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> do you plan to be nice or nasty in your standard replies?

Shimrod [email] 10 Apr. 13:55, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
standard complaint?

To: Complaints department
From: Customer
Subject: Complaint

Dear Sir/Madam,

I hereby complain.

Sincerely,

Your customer

Shimrod [email] 10 Apr. 13:58, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
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Shimrod [email] 10 Apr. 13:59, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
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Shimrod [email] 10 Apr. 14:01, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
Per:

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Shimrod [email] 10 Apr. 14:09, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
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Shimrod [email] 10 Apr. 14:13, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
*rinnnggg*
*rinnnggg*

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VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 14:19, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Shimrod >> :-)

David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 14:19, from: 194.176.69.72, green
Shimrod >> Hi!

David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 14:19, from: 194.176.69.72, green
VK >> Hi!

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 14:21, from: 130.240.2.143, red
David >> hi!   :)

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 14:22, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
I wish I could be nasty... but you know them, ties...
the think they know better. And they have the money...

    .-.
    o-o
     "
    `-'
    "#"

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 14:23, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> :)

David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 14:28, from: 194.176.69.72, green
Somebody has ripped this out of my sig. - 
OH MY GOD - I must be a role model!!! 
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David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 14:29, from: 194.176.69.72, green
brojek >> Hi!

Shimrod [email] 10 Apr. 14:33, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
*busy*

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 14:45, from: 130.240.2.143, red
David >> :)

llizard [home] 10 Apr. 14:56, from: 216.154.3.99, blue
hellooooooooooooooooooo

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 14:57, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Hi! (I *think* the chat is busy, but everybody in it are - busy)  :)

llizard [home] 10 Apr. 14:58, from: 216.154.3.99, blue
how unexpectedly crowded. Hello David, shimrod, brojek

llizard [home] 10 Apr. 14:58, from: 216.154.3.99, blue
Eeeekk!!! How could I have forgotten to write hello to you, VK?

(I thought it very loudly)

llizard [home] 10 Apr. 14:59, from: 216.154.3.99, blue
VK; But at least there is someone here.

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:00, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Mmmm.... well.... I'm busy too...   :D

llizard [home] 10 Apr. 15:16, from: 216.154.3.99, blue
VK; I will be busy too (but when I am busy, I will be gone)

brojek;

>brojek [email] 10 Apr. 13:34, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
>
>You know, I've been asked to compose standard automatic reply
>to users complaints.

I've made a few revisions:


Dear customer,
Thank you for sending us your comments. We, at public relations, are always very amused when someone attempts this sort of thing. But please
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The merry sound of laughter is distracting us from our naps.


Sincerely,
The Best Company On The Market Ever

llizard [home] 10 Apr. 15:35, from: 216.154.3.99, blue
        ______
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       ||STOP||    ,^%---
       |_\__/_|  __>_ \  rats. my alarm just came up
         --- ==    >/
       [_____]  __>,^
ejm     |   |  //| |

brojek, david, shimrod; I'll try not to take it as a personal offense
that you all entirely ignored me.

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:37, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llozard >> Bye!  :)

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:40, from: 130.240.2.143, red
> llozard

Oops!  :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

llizard [home] 10 Apr. 15:41, from: 216.154.3.99, blue
VK; my second alarm just went off


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Bye!!

(and goodbye again to you others - I'll hope to dry my tears before
I start my other odious tasks)

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:41, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> :)

llizard [home] 10 Apr. 15:43, from: 216.154.3.99, blue
VK;  ooooh the agony of it! Ignored OR misnamed!!!


bye!
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[gone]

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:44, from: 130.240.2.143, red
(Last lifesign: 10 Apr. 15:44, from: 194.176.69.72 )

David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:45, from: 194.176.69.72, green
llizard >> Oh no!!!!!!! I was called away urgently and totally missed you :(

David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:50, from: 194.176.69.72, green
llizard >> FOrgive me?  ----'--,--@

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:53, from: 130.240.2.143, red
David >> She left *just* before you came back, and entered *just* after
you disappeared... Hmmm...   =)

David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:57, from: 194.176.69.72, green
VK >> llizard and I seem to have doing this for a very long time.

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:59, from: 130.240.2.143, red
David >> Hmmm... why do I suddenly think of some bad Superman/Clark Kent
joke about seeing the two of you at the same time...

David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:00, from: 194.176.69.72, green
VK >> Microsoft LookOut Distress has crashed. I think this brain-damaged
operating system is about to crash too :(

David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:03, from: 194.176.69.72, green
VK >> In your position I would have the same thoughts. Probably
more like Jeckell/Hyde. You can decide who's who.

David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:04, from: 194.176.69.72, green
VK >> Rebooting to minimize damage before Internet Exploder dies.
* gone *

David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:05, from: 194.176.69.72, green
llizard >> Have you got a webcam looking at me?

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:06, from: 130.240.2.143, red
David >> :(

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:06, from: 130.240.2.143, red
David >> llizard has a webcam!  :)

David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:06, from: 194.176.69.72, green
llizard >> I saw you lurking. COme out with you hands up!

David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:06, from: 194.176.69.72, green
llizard >> I saw you lurking. COme out with you hands up!

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:07, from: 130.240.2.143, red
http://www.ludd.luth.se/users/vk/llpages/

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:08, from: 130.240.2.143, red
David >> She was *lurking*?!  :-O

David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:10, from: 194.176.69.72, green
VK >> I saw her URL as last lifesign when I refreshed.

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 16:11, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
*still ignoring llo-llizard at al.* :-)

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:16, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> :P

David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:17, from: 194.176.69.72, green
VK >> I made a mistake.
llizard 216.154.3.99 
brojek  212.160.114.123
llizard >> I'll make it up to you.


David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:17, from: 194.176.69.72, green
I expect lizzard wil reappear any minute now.

* gone *

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:20, from: 130.240.2.143, red
David >> I see!  :)

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:20, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> David has gone so you can come back now...   :)

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:22, from: 130.240.2.143, red
(Last lifesign: 10 Apr. 16:21, from: 212.160.114.123 )

Hehe, it's the not-llizard-at-all brojek! and he's *lurking*!  *grrrr*

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 16:30, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: groan loud and stand your hair, I'm not afraid, I'll lurk again :)

nnrohT [email] 10 Apr. 16:30, from: 204.38.177.33, purple
*gniob*gniob*gniob*...rood kcab eht hguorht gnicnuoB

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:34, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Thornn >> *boing*boing*

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:35, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> I'll just have to make an anti-lurk function that forces you
to refresh and post things!  :D

nnrohT [email] 10 Apr. 16:36, from: 204.38.177.33, purple
(:(: !ayeH~(?)kejorb ,KV

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:39, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*grabs mirror from Thornn and whacks him on the head with it*

nnrohT [email] 10 Apr. 16:42, from: 204.38.177.33, purple
*grabs mirror back and uses it to write this message backwards*

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:43, from: 130.240.2.143, red
:)

nnrohT [email] 10 Apr. 16:43, from: 204.38.177.33, purple
*ssalc fo dne*
(: !eyB~KV
*enog*

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:45, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*throws broken mirror after Thornn*

msh210 [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:52, from: 128.122.253.154, brown/yellow
th/br/vk>hi! :-)
"lizzard"? that's almost as bad as "llozard"!

msh210 [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:54, from: 128.122.253.154, brown/yellow
I have class in five minutes and shall go.
So nice talking with you all!  :-)
Bye!

msh210 [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:54, from: 128.122.253.154, brown/yellow
*gone*

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:56, from: 130.240.2.143, red
msh >> hi and bye!  :)

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 17:19, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: ah, promises. you hadn't made a new quiz, so you won't make
    that anti-lurk thingy. hA!

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 17:29, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Maybe I feel more motivated about the anti-lurk thingy...
(Hmmm... an annoying little monkey that pops up from a box and starts
pulling brojek's hair maybe? Hmmmm....  =) )

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 17:34, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: I got two of them already. rather pleasant. :)

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 17:37, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> ???

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 17:39, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: I mean two girls at work. sometimes they pop up from
    nowhere, and pull my hair.

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 17:41, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> :)

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 17:54, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: so, what else will you invent?

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 17:55, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Not sure... maybe the monkey will have a very high voice that
is very tiresome to listen to...

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 18:12, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: well, there is a secretary, beside those two girls.
     her voice is not very high, but it is very tiresome
      to listen to her.... :-)

guess you'd better think up something worse :)

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 18:13, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Hmmm... maybe something with a sauna...

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 18:17, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: hmmm, i don't know. never tried that.

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 18:20, from: 130.240.2.143, red
[but not all people would agree with me that sauna=torture...]

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 18:27, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: well, maybe they were never in sauna (like me), or if they
    were, then not long enough?

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 18:27, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*leaving*


brojek (and anybody else out there) >> Bye!  :)

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 18:31, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*gone*

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 18:32, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
enabling chat watcher. dedicated to David!

VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 18:34, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*really gone*

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 18:40, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: bet you;re not

brojek [email] 10 Apr. 19:01, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
*gone*

nnrohT [email] 10 Apr. 20:34, from: 204.38.177.33, purple
*!gniob*gniob*gniob*...rood kcab eht hguorht gnicnuoB

nnrohT [email] 10 Apr. 20:58, from: 204.38.177.33, purple
*enog*

msh210 [email] [home] 10 Apr. 23:00, from: 128.122.253.154, brown/yellow
   (Last lifesign: 10 Apr. 20:58, from: 204.38.177.33 , Current time: 10
   Apr. 22:58)
*gone*

llizard [home] 10 Apr. 23:59, from: 216.154.3.106, blue
peek

llizard [home] 11 Apr. 00:07, from: 216.154.3.106, blue
David;

>David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:50, from: 194.176.69.72, green
>
>llizard >> FOrgive me?  ----'--,--@

Even without the rose, I would forgive you (but only this once)


VK;
>VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:59, from: 130.240.2.143, red
>
>David >> Hmmm... why do I suddenly think of some bad Superman/Clark Kent
>joke about seeing the two of you at the same time...

^^7^^^7^%< oh oh....

David;
>David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:03, from: 194.176.69.72, green
>
>VK >> In your position I would have the same thoughts. Probably
>more like Jeckell/Hyde. You can decide who's who.

Oooooh!!! Can I be Hyde?  Please please?? I've been practicing my
wild eyed frenzied look.

llizard [home] 11 Apr. 00:10, from: 216.154.3.106, blue
msh;
>msh210 [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:52, from: 128.122.253.154, brown/yellow
>
>th/br/vk>hi! :-)
>"lizzard"? that's almost as bad as "llozard"!

I've been called MUCH worse. Sorry to miss you again, msh. See you the
next time

llizard [home] 11 Apr. 00:12, from: 216.154.3.106, blue
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llizard [home] 11 Apr. 00:12, from: 216.154.3.106, blue
Rationing has been imposed. Goodbye empty room!

llizard [home] 11 Apr. 00:12, from: 216.154.3.106, blue
[gone]

brojek [email] 11 Apr. 01:37, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
Entering.

brojek [email] 11 Apr. 01:44, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
sunset in toronto. llizard, you can't be asleep, so come here :)

brojek [email] 11 Apr. 02:53, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
*gone*


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