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msh210 [email] [home] 9 Apr. 22:00, from: 32.101.254.105, brown/yellow*gone*
msh210 [email] [home] 9 Apr. 23:26, from: 32.101.254.105, brown/yellowlast lifesign: me
*gone*
llizard [home] 10 Apr. 05:50, from: 216.154.2.16, bluepeek
llizard [home] 10 Apr. 05:52, from: 216.154.2.16, blue(Last lifesign: 9 Apr. 23:26, from: 32.101.254.105 )
msh; last lifesign: still you... hello and goodbye.
[gone]
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 11:56, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteEntering.
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 12:06, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whitelast lifesign: llizard. It's gonna be long lonely day :-)
here I am, and here I'll stay.
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 12:20, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white\_\ /_/
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brojek [email] 10 Apr. 12:58, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white\_\ /_/
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Free ride. And FAST!
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 13:25, from: 130.240.2.143, redEntering...
brojek >> hi! :)
*reading buffer*
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 13:29, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteDear customer,
THank you for sending us your complaint.
We, at public relations, are always very amused
when someone does this sort of thing.
Sending us a complaint! you must be nuts!
Why, you won't get _anything_ out of this action.
It's like cry of a small child.
If you won't stop, you'll get slapped. Or worse.
You've been warned.
Sincerelly,
The Best Company On The Market Ever.
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 13:30, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whitehello VK :)
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 13:34, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteYou know, I've been asked to compose standard automatic reply
to users complaints. this is version 0.0 :-)
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 13:36, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Is either of these serious:
* you doing that job
or
* that being a serious suggestion
?
:D:D:D:D
Shimrod [email] 10 Apr. 13:37, from: 129.125.21.114, orange _,-'/-'/
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VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 13:38, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> hi! :)
Shimrod [email] 10 Apr. 13:38, from: 129.125.21.114, orangehi guys
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 13:38, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: both. well, actually only the first one, but suggestion
went to my boss, along with a comment, that I'm not perfectly
happy with it yet :)
Shimrod [email] 10 Apr. 13:38, from: 129.125.21.114, orangelemme just read the buffer... brb
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 13:40, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Hmmm... interesting job... Just complaints or other comments
too?
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 13:41, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whitehello Shimrod !
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 13:43, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: just complaints. But I'm afraid other comments will follow,
if I won't do anything about it. It's usually my colleague's
job, but her son is sick.
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 13:46, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Any particular kinds of complaints or just some kind of non-specified
"standard complaint"?
Shimrod [email] 10 Apr. 13:52, from: 129.125.21.114, orangebrojek>> for the complaints, you could use something like the flame-form
where the people answering the complaints can just choose stuff like:
Dear
[ ] Clueless customer
[ ] Whining loser
[ ] other, .......
Thank you for your
[ ] Useless but amusing (to us) rant
[ ] Complaint showing your complete ignorance
[ ] other, .......
I suggest you
[ ] Plug the device in.
[ ] Turn the device on.
[ ] other, .......
etc.
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 13:53, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> do you plan to be nice or nasty in your standard replies?
Shimrod [email] 10 Apr. 13:55, from: 129.125.21.114, orangestandard complaint?
To: Complaints department
From: Customer
Subject: Complaint
Dear Sir/Madam,
I hereby complain.
Sincerely,
Your customer
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VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 14:19, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> :-)
David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 14:19, from: 194.176.69.72, greenShimrod >> Hi!
David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 14:19, from: 194.176.69.72, greenVK >> Hi!
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 14:21, from: 130.240.2.143, redDavid >> hi! :)
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 14:22, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteI wish I could be nasty... but you know them, ties...
the think they know better. And they have the money...
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VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 14:23, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> :)
David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 14:28, from: 194.176.69.72, greenSomebody has ripped this out of my sig. -
OH MY GOD - I must be a role model!!!
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David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 14:29, from: 194.176.69.72, greenbrojek >> Hi!
Shimrod [email] 10 Apr. 14:33, from: 129.125.21.114, orange*busy*
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 14:45, from: 130.240.2.143, redDavid >> :)
llizard [home] 10 Apr. 14:56, from: 216.154.3.99, bluehellooooooooooooooooooo
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 14:57, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> Hi! (I *think* the chat is busy, but everybody in it are - busy) :)
llizard [home] 10 Apr. 14:58, from: 216.154.3.99, bluehow unexpectedly crowded. Hello David, shimrod, brojek
llizard [home] 10 Apr. 14:58, from: 216.154.3.99, blueEeeekk!!! How could I have forgotten to write hello to you, VK?
(I thought it very loudly)
llizard [home] 10 Apr. 14:59, from: 216.154.3.99, blueVK; But at least there is someone here.
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:00, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> Mmmm.... well.... I'm busy too... :D
llizard [home] 10 Apr. 15:16, from: 216.154.3.99, blueVK; I will be busy too (but when I am busy, I will be gone)
brojek;
>brojek [email] 10 Apr. 13:34, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
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>You know, I've been asked to compose standard automatic reply
>to users complaints.
I've made a few revisions:
Dear customer,
Thank you for sending us your comments. We, at public relations, are always very amused when someone attempts this sort of thing. But please
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Sincerely,
The Best Company On The Market Ever
llizard [home] 10 Apr. 15:35, from: 216.154.3.99, blue ______
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brojek, david, shimrod; I'll try not to take it as a personal offense
that you all entirely ignored me.
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:37, from: 130.240.2.143, redllozard >> Bye! :)
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:40, from: 130.240.2.143, red> llozard
Oops! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
llizard [home] 10 Apr. 15:41, from: 216.154.3.99, blueVK; my second alarm just went off
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(and goodbye again to you others - I'll hope to dry my tears before
I start my other odious tasks)
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:41, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> :)
llizard [home] 10 Apr. 15:43, from: 216.154.3.99, blueVK; ooooh the agony of it! Ignored OR misnamed!!!
bye!
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VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:44, from: 130.240.2.143, red(Last lifesign: 10 Apr. 15:44, from: 194.176.69.72 )
David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:45, from: 194.176.69.72, greenllizard >> Oh no!!!!!!! I was called away urgently and totally missed you :(
David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:50, from: 194.176.69.72, greenllizard >> FOrgive me? ----'--,--@
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:53, from: 130.240.2.143, redDavid >> She left *just* before you came back, and entered *just* after
you disappeared... Hmmm... =)
David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:57, from: 194.176.69.72, greenVK >> llizard and I seem to have doing this for a very long time.
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:59, from: 130.240.2.143, redDavid >> Hmmm... why do I suddenly think of some bad Superman/Clark Kent
joke about seeing the two of you at the same time...
David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:00, from: 194.176.69.72, greenVK >> Microsoft LookOut Distress has crashed. I think this brain-damaged
operating system is about to crash too :(
David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:03, from: 194.176.69.72, greenVK >> In your position I would have the same thoughts. Probably
more like Jeckell/Hyde. You can decide who's who.
David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:04, from: 194.176.69.72, greenVK >> Rebooting to minimize damage before Internet Exploder dies.
* gone *
David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:05, from: 194.176.69.72, greenllizard >> Have you got a webcam looking at me?
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:06, from: 130.240.2.143, redDavid >> :(
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:06, from: 130.240.2.143, redDavid >> llizard has a webcam! :)
David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:06, from: 194.176.69.72, greenllizard >> I saw you lurking. COme out with you hands up!
David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:06, from: 194.176.69.72, greenllizard >> I saw you lurking. COme out with you hands up!
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:07, from: 130.240.2.143, redhttp://www.ludd.luth.se/users/vk/llpages/
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:08, from: 130.240.2.143, redDavid >> She was *lurking*?! :-O
David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:10, from: 194.176.69.72, greenVK >> I saw her URL as last lifesign when I refreshed.
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 16:11, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white*still ignoring llo-llizard at al.* :-)
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:16, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> :P
David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:17, from: 194.176.69.72, greenVK >> I made a mistake.
llizard 216.154.3.99
brojek 212.160.114.123
llizard >> I'll make it up to you.
David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:17, from: 194.176.69.72, greenI expect lizzard wil reappear any minute now.
* gone *
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:20, from: 130.240.2.143, redDavid >> I see! :)
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:20, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> David has gone so you can come back now... :)
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:22, from: 130.240.2.143, red(Last lifesign: 10 Apr. 16:21, from: 212.160.114.123 )
Hehe, it's the not-llizard-at-all brojek! and he's *lurking*! *grrrr*
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 16:30, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: groan loud and stand your hair, I'm not afraid, I'll lurk again :)
nnrohT [email] 10 Apr. 16:30, from: 204.38.177.33, purple*gniob*gniob*gniob*...rood kcab eht hguorht gnicnuoB
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:34, from: 130.240.2.143, redThornn >> *boing*boing*
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:35, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> I'll just have to make an anti-lurk function that forces you
to refresh and post things! :D
nnrohT [email] 10 Apr. 16:36, from: 204.38.177.33, purple(:(: !ayeH~(?)kejorb ,KV
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:39, from: 130.240.2.143, red*grabs mirror from Thornn and whacks him on the head with it*
nnrohT [email] 10 Apr. 16:42, from: 204.38.177.33, purple*grabs mirror back and uses it to write this message backwards*
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:43, from: 130.240.2.143, red:)
nnrohT [email] 10 Apr. 16:43, from: 204.38.177.33, purple*ssalc fo dne*
(: !eyB~KV
*enog*
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:45, from: 130.240.2.143, red*throws broken mirror after Thornn*
msh210 [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:52, from: 128.122.253.154, brown/yellowth/br/vk>hi! :-)
"lizzard"? that's almost as bad as "llozard"!
msh210 [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:54, from: 128.122.253.154, brown/yellowI have class in five minutes and shall go.
So nice talking with you all! :-)
Bye!
msh210 [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:54, from: 128.122.253.154, brown/yellow*gone*
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:56, from: 130.240.2.143, redmsh >> hi and bye! :)
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 17:19, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: ah, promises. you hadn't made a new quiz, so you won't make
that anti-lurk thingy. hA!
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 17:29, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Maybe I feel more motivated about the anti-lurk thingy...
(Hmmm... an annoying little monkey that pops up from a box and starts
pulling brojek's hair maybe? Hmmmm.... =) )
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 17:34, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: I got two of them already. rather pleasant. :)
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 17:37, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> ???
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 17:39, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: I mean two girls at work. sometimes they pop up from
nowhere, and pull my hair.
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 17:41, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> :)
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 17:54, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: so, what else will you invent?
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 17:55, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Not sure... maybe the monkey will have a very high voice that
is very tiresome to listen to...
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 18:12, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: well, there is a secretary, beside those two girls.
her voice is not very high, but it is very tiresome
to listen to her.... :-)
guess you'd better think up something worse :)
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 18:13, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Hmmm... maybe something with a sauna...
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 18:17, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: hmmm, i don't know. never tried that.
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 18:20, from: 130.240.2.143, red[but not all people would agree with me that sauna=torture...]
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 18:27, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: well, maybe they were never in sauna (like me), or if they
were, then not long enough?
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 18:27, from: 130.240.2.143, red*leaving*
brojek (and anybody else out there) >> Bye! :)
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 18:31, from: 130.240.2.143, red*gone*
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 18:32, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteenabling chat watcher. dedicated to David!
VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 18:34, from: 130.240.2.143, red*really gone*
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 18:40, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: bet you;re not
brojek [email] 10 Apr. 19:01, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white*gone*
nnrohT [email] 10 Apr. 20:34, from: 204.38.177.33, purple*!gniob*gniob*gniob*...rood kcab eht hguorht gnicnuoB
nnrohT [email] 10 Apr. 20:58, from: 204.38.177.33, purple*enog*
msh210 [email] [home] 10 Apr. 23:00, from: 128.122.253.154, brown/yellow (Last lifesign: 10 Apr. 20:58, from: 204.38.177.33 , Current time: 10
Apr. 22:58)
*gone*
llizard [home] 10 Apr. 23:59, from: 216.154.3.106, bluepeek
llizard [home] 11 Apr. 00:07, from: 216.154.3.106, blueDavid;
>David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:50, from: 194.176.69.72, green
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>llizard >> FOrgive me? ----'--,--@
Even without the rose, I would forgive you (but only this once)
VK;
>VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:59, from: 130.240.2.143, red
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>David >> Hmmm... why do I suddenly think of some bad Superman/Clark Kent
>joke about seeing the two of you at the same time...
^^7^^^7^%< oh oh....
David;
>David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:03, from: 194.176.69.72, green
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>VK >> In your position I would have the same thoughts. Probably
>more like Jeckell/Hyde. You can decide who's who.
Oooooh!!! Can I be Hyde? Please please?? I've been practicing my
wild eyed frenzied look.
llizard [home] 11 Apr. 00:10, from: 216.154.3.106, bluemsh;
>msh210 [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:52, from: 128.122.253.154, brown/yellow
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>th/br/vk>hi! :-)
>"lizzard"? that's almost as bad as "llozard"!
I've been called MUCH worse. Sorry to miss you again, msh. See you the
next time
llizard [home] 11 Apr. 00:12, from: 216.154.3.106, blue |+
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llizard [home] 11 Apr. 00:12, from: 216.154.3.106, blueRationing has been imposed. Goodbye empty room!
llizard [home] 11 Apr. 00:12, from: 216.154.3.106, blue[gone]
brojek [email] 11 Apr. 01:37, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteEntering.
brojek [email] 11 Apr. 01:44, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whitesunset in toronto. llizard, you can't be asleep, so come here :)
brojek [email] 11 Apr. 02:53, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white*gone*
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