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(Last lifesign: 9 Apr. 23:26, from: 32.101.254.105 )

msh; last lifesign: still you...  hello and goodbye.

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hellooooooooooooooooooo

how unexpectedly crowded. Hello David, shimrod, brojek

Eeeekk!!! How could I have forgotten to write hello to you, VK?

(I thought it very loudly)

VK; But at least there is someone here.

VK; I will be busy too (but when I am busy, I will be gone)

brojek;

>brojek [email] 10 Apr. 13:34, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
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>You know, I've been asked to compose standard automatic reply
>to users complaints.

I've made a few revisions:


Dear customer,
Thank you for sending us your comments. We, at public relations, are always very amused when someone attempts this sort of thing. But please
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The merry sound of laughter is distracting us from our naps.


Sincerely,
The Best Company On The Market Ever

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ejm     |   |  //| |

brojek, david, shimrod; I'll try not to take it as a personal offense
that you all entirely ignored me.

VK; my second alarm just went off


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Bye!!

(and goodbye again to you others - I'll hope to dry my tears before
I start my other odious tasks)

VK;  ooooh the agony of it! Ignored OR misnamed!!!


bye!
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David;

>David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:50, from: 194.176.69.72, green
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>llizard >> FOrgive me?  ----'--,--@

Even without the rose, I would forgive you (but only this once)


VK;
>VK [email] [home] 10 Apr. 15:59, from: 130.240.2.143, red
>
>David >> Hmmm... why do I suddenly think of some bad Superman/Clark Kent
>joke about seeing the two of you at the same time...

^^7^^^7^%< oh oh....

David;
>David [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:03, from: 194.176.69.72, green
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>VK >> In your position I would have the same thoughts. Probably
>more like Jeckell/Hyde. You can decide who's who.

Oooooh!!! Can I be Hyde?  Please please?? I've been practicing my
wild eyed frenzied look.

msh;
>msh210 [email] [home] 10 Apr. 16:52, from: 128.122.253.154, brown/yellow
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>th/br/vk>hi! :-)
>"lizzard"? that's almost as bad as "llozard"!

I've been called MUCH worse. Sorry to miss you again, msh. See you the
next time

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Rationing has been imposed. Goodbye empty room!

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