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VeeKay>> shut out how? by name, by ip, by ip-range?

VK>> I got shut into readonlyness. I didn't try using another ip address
though. So I was wondering if you would shut me out as 129.125.21.*
or just 129.125.21.113  :-)

VK>> I probably was the first. Together with Joris I think? :-)

well, 129.125.21.112 would be kinda obvious :-)

129.125.22.50 might work for one or two messages, after which VeeKay
would be on to me :)

then one or two more using 129.125.101.230, which causes V to very
unfairly shut out 129.125.*  (the entire university :)

brojek>> 5 addresses? hmmm, maybe 10 mins? (VK=fast)

brojek>> I love traceroutes :-)
I once tried a traceroute to another server in the netherlands. It
showed how packets nicely went:
Groningen-Amsterdam-New York-Los Angeles-New York-Amsterdam-Destination

brojek>> I see, so:

#define brojek slow

then.

Damn! This really sucks. Why is that server down just when I'm trying
to hack the chat? :(

brojek>> OK:

#define brojek parrot

#define brojek parrot
const brojek = parrot;
public final static String brojek = "parrot";

VK>> true. the same goes for the #define, both language have constants
capitalized in their coding standards I think.

but if brojek isn't chatting, maybe he should be private? :-)

import java.lang.*;
import java.net.*;

public class Brojek extends InetLifeform implements runnable {

    public Brojek() {
        // do nothing whatsoever
    }

    public void run() {
        while(true) {
            se.luth.ludd.www.cgi.vk.chat.println("*I am a parrot*");
            sleep(300000);
        }
    }

    public static void main(String args[]) {
        new Thread(new Brojek()).start();
    }
}

hmmm, I love java (does it show?)

hmmm, maybe i should also put an HttpURLConnection inthere somewhere :)

VK>> You are weak! Java is the light side of the force! the dark side
is easier, more seductive.

"A programmer without java knowledge is like a dog without legs" --me

/me wonders how long it will take before /me gets kicked :)

parrot.neck.turn(360);

 _o\\
(-\  \
  /  |   =====[##]
  |  |       ('\ \
  \  /          \_\
 _/`.\
  `  `\

grrrr.
parrot.neck.twist(REALLY_BADLY);

brojek>> OK, I get it, your slow! 7 times in over 3 hours is definately
slow. point proven. now stop it! :D

Here's a cork:
_______
\o . `/
 \__O/

He 'must' have this in his throat, so I 'must' put it there!

o      c   *I am a parrot*
|\,-- (`-_(\ Seems that parrotting irritated wrong person :-)
|\     \\ ==

definately...
"you fucked with the wrong marine!"

me -.
    |
    V
___________
   ,--.______ //
  (--' ,-----(o)
   `--'
    |
   _o_
  /10t\
 /_____\

   c   *I am a parrot*
   (`-_(\ Seems that parrotting irritated wrong person :-)
    \\ ==

VK>>
me = wrong person
vk = right person

I think :)

VK>> I did :D  but not anymore, I've grown above that now.
brojek>>  :P

drinks art:
beer:
 ___
(---)
 )_(

wine:
 ___
(---)
 `.'
 _|_

whisk[e]y:
 ___
|   |
|___|
|---|
`---'

tequila:
 _
|_|

brojek>> oo's a pretty boy then? polly want a cracker?

/me is /going to have /diner

*gone*

As you kick the door, it crashes open!

parrot>> Hey!

brojek>> Have you been parroting here all the time since yesterday?

 _
("\
 (\\
==`}\==
    `\

brojek>> Maybe you should get mental help?

 ______
|      |====
'`'``''`
 _
("\
 (\\
==`}\==
    `\

But then my sneaky parrot pushes his competitor off:
     _
    /")
   //)
==/{'=========
 /'
        

        \ /
        _\_
         a     whoaa

brojek>> I kinda forgot about you :)

My parrot quickly executes it's famous 'tail-pull'

       __ @,
       ^-/)
========'%"===
        %
        %_                
        (%\
         (\\
          `}\
            `\

*gone*

As you kick the door, it crashes open!

Hey brojek!
I see Viki's been mean to you?

brojek>> :-)
Hmmm, it's very hard to be meaner than VeeKay on this chat, as she
rules it like a dictator :-)