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Shimrod >> Hi   :)

Shimrod >> Mmmm.....   :P

Shimrod >> *That* is exactly what I did not want to hear!  :P :P :P

Shimrod >> Worse than Food!  :(

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*lalalalalalalala I-can't-hear-you! lalalalalalalalalalalalalala*

Shimrod >> Oh, it was one of those "two mexicans on a bike" things!? I
thought it was the beginning of another ping-pong doodle!  :D:D:D:D

[but it couldn't have been, there would be wheels pointing out at the
ends if it was..]

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Shimrod >> That's not a playing card, that's a sandwich (with some cute
cheese or something on it).  :P

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[bike chain in trouble]

Shimrod >> I rediddled it, so I get to say what the rediddled version is! :P

Shimrod >> OK, so it's one of those nasty diet bisquits then...

:D

Shimrod >> Sure, but can you live _on_ a diet biscuit?

:D:D:D:D::D::D

:D <%>3-

Shimrod >> Get me some too!  :-9

Shimrod >> Thanks! *takes a sip*  No, I don't use ICQ. Is it any good?

Shimrod >> Opening my email program is the first thing I do when I log
in. Closing it is the last thing I do before logging out.   :)

Shimrod >> I'm guessing many hits...?

Shimrod >> Not too surprising. It's a common name. Combine that with a
last name beginning with K... (were there any "Karlssons" among those
7?)

Shimrod >> Mmmm... I have some little (local) "are my friends online"
thing that somebody gave me, but I never use it...

Shimrod >> Even when my friends are sitting right next to me they sometimes
prefer to chat or email ...  :D:D:D:D

Shimrod >> :D:D:D

Shimrod >> Mmmm....

Shimrod >> In a couple of cases I think it may be just shyness. Some
people find it easier to type at somebody than to talk to them face to
face.

Shimrod >> That's a good reason. I'll try to remember that one!   :)

Shimrod >> Yes, and one those who criticise that we're not "social" enough
(like my mother!) can't argue much against.  :)

Shimrod >> Mmmm... I'm being attacked right now in the newsgroup alt.swingers
with "get a life" comments because I _dare_ suggest that for some people
a newsgroup may be more important than some other hobby, like swinging
for example...

Shimrod >> Exactly! (not to mention what they say about people who keep
talking about sex all the time...)   :)

Shimrod >> You know what "swinging" is, right?  :D:D:D:D

Shimrod >> Hehe, you are too innocent!  :D  It's married couples who
are into "wife-swapping". Obviously, the main topic of conversation in
the newsgroup alt.swingers is - sex.

Shimrod >> I'm not married. I got trolled into the group from alt.romath.

llizard >> hi!  :)

llizard >> "forbidden status"?

llizard >> No, I was getting som forbiddeb stuff... so right now I'm
typing with one hand.

llizard >> That is very forbidden topic right now! :P

*burp*

llizard >> Not at all. Your forbidden things that you have planned are
obviously of the nature that involves torturing cats...  :)

llizard >> Hehe, I like your thoughts about that picture...  :D:D:D:D

[that was just a signal that the forbidden object has moved from my left
hand to my stomach]

llizard >> No it is not OK! *grrrrrrrrr*

llizard >> What I said was that your post about those cat guts etc was
quite clear.

llizard >> :D:D:D

llizard >> I did? I think I said it was understandable, not that it was
allowed...  :P

llizard >> Bye!  :D

FS >> hi  :)

[Hmmm...?]

FS >> I see :)

FS >> No, I just wondered if there was more to your message than "*kurr*".

FS >> Hmmm... are you saying I should join you?  :-9

FS >> :P   (what's for dinner?)

FS >> "Shitbuns"?

Thornn >> *boing*boing*

FS >> :-9

*FEEED MEEEEE*

FS >> Make some for me too. I'll be there!  :-9

Thornn >> Bye!

FS >> I'll see you in a few minutes...  :-9

*gone*