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Shimrod [email] 2 May 12:11, from: 129.125.21.105, orange _,-'/-'/
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Shimrod [email] 2 May 12:11, from: 129.125.21.105, orange*reading buffer, brb*
VK [email] [home] 2 May 12:12, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> Hi :)
Shimrod [email] 2 May 12:19, from: 129.125.21.105, orange _,-'/-'/
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Shimrod [email] 2 May 12:19, from: 129.125.21.105, orangenetscape sucks
Shimrod [email] 2 May 12:20, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeHej VK. How's life, the universe and everything?
VK [email] [home] 2 May 12:22, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> Mmmm..... :P
Shimrod [email] 2 May 12:23, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeThat bad huh?
Oh, BTW, did I tell you yet? I gots me a job :)
VK [email] [home] 2 May 12:24, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> *That* is exactly what I did not want to hear! :P :P :P
Shimrod [email] 2 May 12:25, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeWhat's this:
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Shimrod [email] 2 May 12:26, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeJobs are a Forbidden Subject currently?
VK [email] [home] 2 May 12:27, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> Worse than Food! :(
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Shimrod [email] 2 May 12:29, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeVK>> Ah, I see.
So it would be totally offtopic to mention that I get a real nice salary?
And mentioning that it's a really nice job would also not be allowed?
Shimrod [email] 2 May 12:30, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeVK>> Hey cool! four mexicans on a double seesaw!
VK [email] [home] 2 May 12:30, from: 130.240.2.143, red*lalalalalalalala I-can't-hear-you! lalalalalalalalalalalalalala*
VK [email] [home] 2 May 12:31, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> Oh, it was one of those "two mexicans on a bike" things!? I
thought it was the beginning of another ping-pong doodle! :D:D:D:D
VK [email] [home] 2 May 12:31, from: 130.240.2.143, red[but it couldn't have been, there would be wheels pointing out at the
ends if it was..]
Shimrod [email] 2 May 12:31, from: 129.125.21.105, orange
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Shimrod [email] 2 May 12:32, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeIt can serve as a pingpong doodle too :)
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Shimrod [email] 2 May 12:47, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeVK>> Who would want to eat a playing card?
VK [email] [home] 2 May 12:48, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> That's not a playing card, that's a sandwich (with some cute
cheese or something on it). :P
Shimrod [email] 2 May 12:49, from: 129.125.21.105, orange .-.
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VK [email] [home] 2 May 12:51, from: 130.240.2.143, red[bike chain in trouble]
Shimrod [email] 2 May 12:51, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeVK>> Hey! I made it, so I get to say what it is!
Who's ever seen cheese in that shape on a sandwich? Now if you had said it was a
chocolate chip cookie, I could've agreed with you.
Saying it's a sandwich is like saying "You have no ascii talent whatsoever"! :)
VK [email] [home] 2 May 12:53, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> I rediddled it, so I get to say what the rediddled version is! :P
VK [email] [home] 2 May 12:54, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> OK, so it's one of those nasty diet bisquits then...
Shimrod [email] 2 May 12:55, from: 129.125.21.105, orange[insert bike chain]
I started drawing completely the above, but got bored with it :)
Shimrod [email] 2 May 12:56, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeVK>> OK, I can live with a diet biscuit.
VK [email] [home] 2 May 12:56, from: 130.240.2.143, red:D
Shimrod [email] 2 May 12:57, from: 129.125.21.105, orange:D <>3-
VK [email] [home] 2 May 12:57, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> Sure, but can you live _on_ a diet biscuit?
VK [email] [home] 2 May 12:57, from: 130.240.2.143, red:D:D:D:D::D::D
VK [email] [home] 2 May 12:58, from: 130.240.2.143, red:D <%>3-
Shimrod [email] 2 May 12:58, from: 129.125.21.105, orange:))))))
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Shimrod [email] 2 May 12:59, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeI'm gonna get the above, bbl
VK [email] [home] 2 May 13:01, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> Get me some too! :-9
Shimrod [email] 2 May 13:19, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeHere you go:
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Shimrod [email] 2 May 13:21, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeVK>> Do you use icq?
VK [email] [home] 2 May 13:22, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> Thanks! *takes a sip* No, I don't use ICQ. Is it any good?
Shimrod [email] 2 May 13:24, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeIt is. It's real easy to just be able to send people a quick message
without them having to open their email program or anything like that.
I just tried to find you on ICQ, searching with First Name Veronica and Nickname VK.
Guess how many hits I got...
VK [email] [home] 2 May 13:26, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> Opening my email program is the first thing I do when I log
in. Closing it is the last thing I do before logging out. :)
Shimrod >> I'm guessing many hits...?
Shimrod [email] 2 May 13:31, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeVK>> 7 hits :)
Apparently there's that many Veronica's on the internet that use the
nick VK (and use ICQ, too)
True, I usually have my email open all day too, and I have a little
icon in my windowmanager checking for new mail every 30 seconds.
But icq will also show you who's online, which makes it a little
easier.
VK [email] [home] 2 May 13:32, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> Not too surprising. It's a common name. Combine that with a
last name beginning with K... (were there any "Karlssons" among those
7?)
VK [email] [home] 2 May 13:33, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> Mmmm... I have some little (local) "are my friends online"
thing that somebody gave me, but I never use it...
Shimrod [email] 2 May 13:38, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeVK>> No Karlssons among those 7.
The 'are my friends online' thing is the main thing I use it for :)
Even when they're sitting right next to me, we sometimes prefer
to use ICQ to send messages :)
VK [email] [home] 2 May 13:39, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> Even when my friends are sitting right next to me they sometimes
prefer to chat or email ... :D:D:D:D
Shimrod [email] 2 May 13:40, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeIn icq, you can set your status to things like 'away, 'occupied' or 'DND',
with a message explaining why. Very often, we will visit the cafetaria
because one of us set his ICQ to 'away', with 'Coffee' as reason :)
Shimrod [email] 2 May 13:41, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeVK>> :):):)
Good indication your friends (and mine) are computer geeks :)
VK [email] [home] 2 May 13:41, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> :D:D:D
VK [email] [home] 2 May 13:42, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> Mmmm....
VK [email] [home] 2 May 13:42, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> In a couple of cases I think it may be just shyness. Some
people find it easier to type at somebody than to talk to them face to
face.
Shimrod [email] 2 May 13:44, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeVK>> Hmm, that might be. We often prefer icq/chat because we don't
want to disturb the rest of the people in the room (we know how annoying
it can be).
VK [email] [home] 2 May 13:46, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> That's a good reason. I'll try to remember that one! :)
Shimrod [email] 2 May 13:49, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeVK>> hehe. Another good excuse to do geeky stuff? :)
VK [email] [home] 2 May 13:50, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> Yes, and one those who criticise that we're not "social" enough
(like my mother!) can't argue much against. :)
Shimrod [email] 2 May 13:50, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeIf you want to try ICQ, I reccomend the licq client (www.licq.org)
Shimrod [email] 2 May 13:51, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeVK>> Hehehe. I think computer stuff is no less social than say sports.
VK [email] [home] 2 May 13:53, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> Mmmm... I'm being attacked right now in the newsgroup alt.swingers
with "get a life" comments because I _dare_ suggest that for some people
a newsgroup may be more important than some other hobby, like swinging
for example...
Shimrod [email] 2 May 13:55, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeVK>> :D
I find that the people that say 'Get a life' most, often lack one
themselves :)
VK [email] [home] 2 May 13:56, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> Exactly! (not to mention what they say about people who keep
talking about sex all the time...) :)
Shimrod [email] 2 May 13:57, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeVK>> :D:D:D
The term that comes to mind is 'sexually frustrated'
VK [email] [home] 2 May 13:59, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> You know what "swinging" is, right? :D:D:D:D
Shimrod [email] 2 May 14:00, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeVK>> Uhm, dancing? Or is it based on Wayne's World?
VK [email] [home] 2 May 14:01, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> Hehe, you are too innocent! :D It's married couples who
are into "wife-swapping". Obviously, the main topic of conversation in
the newsgroup alt.swingers is - sex.
Shimrod [email] 2 May 14:03, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeVK>> Heh, never heard the term used like that before :)
So why are you in the group? Last I heard you weren't married...
VK [email] [home] 2 May 14:04, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> I'm not married. I got trolled into the group from alt.romath.
Shimrod [email] 2 May 14:05, from: 129.125.21.105, orangeVK>> Ah, I see :)
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llizard [home] 2 May 15:51, from: 216.154.20.131, bluehhello
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llizard [home] 2 May 15:52, from: 216.154.20.131, bluehello VK;
Sorry to have missed you, Shimrod;
llizard [home] 2 May 15:55, from: 216.154.20.131, blueShimrod; congratulations on your recent forbidden status
VK [email] [home] 2 May 15:56, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> hi! :)
VK [email] [home] 2 May 15:56, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> "forbidden status"?
llizard [home] 2 May 15:58, from: 216.154.20.131, blueVK;
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llizard [home] 2 May 16:00, from: 216.154.20.131, blueVK; When Shimrod mentioned that he got a j--, you said that was
forbidden
VK [email] [home] 2 May 16:01, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> No, I was getting som forbiddeb stuff... so right now I'm
typing with one hand.
VK [email] [home] 2 May 16:01, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> That is very forbidden topic right now! :P
llizard [home] 2 May 16:03, from: 216.154.20.131, blueVK: I know. That's why I said that it was forbidden. I just finished
having forbidden things. Soon I will have to do drudgery because
miraculously, I have a forbidden thing to do tonight, with two more
performances of the forbidden thing on Thursday night and Saturday
night.
llizard [home] 2 May 16:05, from: 216.154.20.131, blueVK: Perhaps you should just make every topic forbidden. Then we can
guess what everyone is talking about. It will simplify matters for
someone who has nothing to talk about too. That person can just
pretend to be doing various forbidden things.
llizard [home] 2 May 16:07, from: 216.154.20.131, blueVK; How incensed do you think this forbidden person (on my personal
forbidden topic list) if it was suggested that the "girl" is a transvestite?
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VK [email] [home] 2 May 16:08, from: 130.240.2.143, red*burp*
llizard [home] 2 May 16:10, from: 216.154.20.131, blueVK: Pardon you...
VK [email] [home] 2 May 16:11, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> Not at all. Your forbidden things that you have planned are
obviously of the nature that involves torturing cats... :)
llizard >> Hehe, I like your thoughts about that picture... :D:D:D:D
VK [email] [home] 2 May 16:12, from: 130.240.2.143, red[that was just a signal that the forbidden object has moved from my left
hand to my stomach]
llizard [home] 2 May 16:23, from: 216.154.20.131, blueSo it's okay for me to mention the forbidden events of tonight as
long as it involves the guts of cats being stretched and manipulated
with hanks of horsehair?
VK [email] [home] 2 May 16:29, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> No it is not OK! *grrrrrrrrr*
llizard [home] 2 May 16:29, from: 216.154.20.131, blueVK: One of my former colleagues was notorious for womanizing when he was on
tour. He also bragged about his ability to seduce the most beautiful
women. His friends made sure that he got drunk and then urged him to talk
with a very attractive looking "woman". He was very pleased to take
"her" back to his room and was mortified to see "her" undress.
He was apparently much more subdued after that and very mistrustful
of everyone.
VK [email] [home] 2 May 16:30, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> What I said was that your post about those cat guts etc was
quite clear.
VK [email] [home] 2 May 16:30, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> :D:D:D
llizard [home] 2 May 16:31, from: 216.154.20.131, blueVK; ^^7^^^7^%< Make up your mind!!! You just said I was allowed!
My time is up. You can save my punishment for later - going to
do drudgery.
[gone]
llizard [home] 2 May 16:32, from: 216.154.20.131, blueVK; back for a second... I've already forgotten about the post about
cat guts! (I have NO recollection of it! hahaahahahahaha - premature
senility sets in)
[really gone]
VK [email] [home] 2 May 16:33, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> I did? I think I said it was understandable, not that it was
allowed... :P
VK [email] [home] 2 May 16:33, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> Bye! :D
FS 2 May 20:26, from: 212.242.96.170, turquoiseVK >> Hi! :)
VK [email] [home] 2 May 20:26, from: 130.240.2.143, redFS >> hi :)
VK [email] [home] 2 May 20:30, from: 130.240.2.143, red[Hmmm...?]
FS 2 May 20:33, from: 212.242.96.170, turquoise[Freddie called]
VK [email] [home] 2 May 20:33, from: 130.240.2.143, redFS >> I see :)
FS 2 May 20:34, from: 212.242.96.170, turquoiseVK >> I can not read my mail, did you answer anything important?
VK [email] [home] 2 May 20:36, from: 130.240.2.143, redFS >> No, I just wondered if there was more to your message than "*kurr*".
FS 2 May 20:40, from: 212.242.96.170, turquoiseVK >> No, I have gone home now. Time for dinner.
VK [email] [home] 2 May 20:42, from: 130.240.2.143, redFS >> Hmmm... are you saying I should join you? :-9
FS 2 May 20:44, from: 212.242.96.170, turquoiseVK >> Then you have to hurry (which you are not capable of) :)
VK [email] [home] 2 May 20:45, from: 130.240.2.143, redFS >> :P (what's for dinner?)
FS 2 May 20:47, from: 212.242.96.170, turquoiseVK >> Makkaroner and Shitbuns maybe.
Thornn [email] [home] 2 May 20:47, from: 204.38.177.33, purpleBouncing through the back door...*boing*boing*boing!*
VK [email] [home] 2 May 20:48, from: 130.240.2.143, redFS >> "Shitbuns"?
Thornn >> *boing*boing*
Thornn [email] [home] 2 May 20:48, from: 204.38.177.33, purpleVK, FS~heya! :D
FS 2 May 20:49, from: 212.242.96.170, turquoiseThornn >> Hi!
FS 2 May 20:49, from: 212.242.96.170, turquoiseVK >> Miitbools
VK [email] [home] 2 May 20:50, from: 130.240.2.143, redFS >> :-9
VK [email] [home] 2 May 20:50, from: 130.240.2.143, red*FEEED MEEEEE*
VK [email] [home] 2 May 20:51, from: 130.240.2.143, redFS >> Make some for me too. I'll be there! :-9
FS 2 May 20:52, from: 212.242.96.170, turquoiseVK >> Ok...
Thornn [email] [home] 2 May 20:53, from: 204.38.177.33, purple*gone...back later :)*
VK [email] [home] 2 May 20:54, from: 130.240.2.143, redThornn >> Bye!
FS >> I'll see you in a few minutes... :-9
*gone*
FS 2 May 20:56, from: 212.242.96.170, turquoiseVK, Thornn >> Bye!
FS 2 May 20:56, from: 212.242.96.170, turquoise*gone cooking*
llizard [home] 3 May 06:37, from: 216.154.0.20, blueppeek
llizard [home] 3 May 06:42, from: 216.154.0.20, blue>FS 2 May 20:47, from: 212.242.96.170, turquoise
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>VK >> Makkaroner and Shitbuns maybe.
I can guess what Makkaroner is but "shitbuns"???
see you later
[gone]
Krogg [home] 4 May 02:32, from: 12.6.67.20, blue*boink*
Krogg [home] 4 May 02:35, from: 12.6.67.20, blueDamn...I think that in the last several months,when i
come here its allways to late.............
Krogg [home] 4 May 02:36, from: 12.6.67.20, blue*gone*
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