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brojek [email] 4 May 15:25, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

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brojek [email] 4 May 15:55, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

vk: I'm not into patterns

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brojek >> Then don't do a pattern. I'm sure your imagination stretches
beyond that...  :)

brojek [email] 4 May 16:04, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

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VK: my imagination has a day off.

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brojek >> :D:D:D

brojek >> mine too!


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brojek [email] 4 May 16:16, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

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    )(  / /--(  `--'/
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:)    :)      / /\
(:    (:     (_/(_)

There are giant cats out there, and they love to eat roses
as much as the normally sized ones.

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brojek [email] 4 May 16:25, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

carefull, Lileviki. It is unwise to harm this cat and not kill it
at the same time. Fortunately, the arrow did not make it.


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:)    :)      / /\    *zong!*     {>+'
(:    (:     (_/(_) /              / \

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brojek [email] 4 May 16:58, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

VK: you brute.

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brojek >> =)

brojek [email] 4 May 17:01, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

    MUSH!           
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brojek >> "MUSH"?

brojek [email] 4 May 17:06, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

VK: yes, "mush". why not?

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brojek >> Did you invent that?  *confused*

brojek [email] 4 May 17:11, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

VK: this is how i think people make husky's sledges go :)

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brojek >> Oh! I didn't know that.  :D

brojek [email] 4 May 17:17, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

    VK: but the real problem is, m'dear, that I don't know
             how to stop.
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brojek [email] 4 May 17:22, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

Hmm, I think this cat is worth saving.

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brojek >> That cat is definitely worth saving! And this might stop it:


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brojek [email] 4 May 17:34, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

Whoaa!
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:D

brojek [email] 4 May 17:36, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

     Don't you know, pal, that this is frobidden activity,
 <c                                what you're doing??
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brojek [email] 4 May 17:38, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

hmmm, the cat should have its tail paws in different position,
but I'll leave this as an exercise to the reader :-)

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brojek >> Today I have a little box filled with rice and peas and tuna
with me. That's what I went home to fetch (I prepared it very carefully
and then I _forgot to bring it  with me_!).   :-9

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[poor cat! looks like his neck is almost chopped off!]

brojek [email] 4 May 17:45, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

VK: mhm. what's tuna?

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brojek >> It's fish (look it up)

brojek [email] 4 May 17:49, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

VK: what was it, you give him to eat? It now looks like skin and bones.
      was it slim-fast?

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brojek >> Maybe it was tuna?

brojek [email] 4 May 18:03, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

VK: you don't say. Are you on a diet? :-)

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brojek >> No, what makes you think that?

brojek [email] 4 May 18:12, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

VK: because you are eating tuna , and after consuming this
    the  cat got very very slim :)

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brojek >> :D:D:D:D:D

brojek [email] 4 May 18:26, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

 :D:D:D:D:D
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Those helmets are so heavy, they make our heads bend to the left...

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brojek [email] 4 May 18:30, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

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brojek [email] 4 May 18:34, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

  
  
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brojek [email] 4 May 18:35, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

incomprehensible :)

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brojek >> No, quite obvious!


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brojek [email] 4 May 18:40, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

VK: :-)

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brojek >> llperson with human body and wearing silly hat...

brojek [email] 4 May 18:48, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

VK: llizard emerging from a stickman like a new born alien.

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brojek [email] 4 May 18:50, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

              ha!
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*hides*

ttaking a short break from drudgery

brojek [email] 4 May 18:56, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

hello llizard :) I missed You.

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llizard >> hi!  :)

*leaving*   (somebody said something about spagetti!)


llizard, brojek >> bye!  :)

Oh my!!! Just what exactly is going on in my absence???

brojek [email] 4 May 18:59, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

bye, Lilleviki :)

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*bbl*

brojek [email] 4 May 19:00, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

llizard: why?

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Bye VK!

Hello brojek; and I missed you too... but I have been forced to do
drudgery instead of have fun here. 

brojek; I don't think I need to explain why. 

^^7^^^7^%<  but those bizarre things above don't look ANYTHING like me!

brojek; I did like the cat stuff though. I can't imagine a cat agreeing
to pull a sledge though. I can't imagine a cat agreeing to do anything
except eat, sleep, maybe play with some string but only if there is
no chance of eating and sleeping.

brojek [email] 4 May 19:07, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

llizard: are you sure they don't ?

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brojek; but I'll just check in the mirror to make sure.

brojek;
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brojek [email] 4 May 19:11, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

llizard: well, I have persuaded some particularly lazy cat to
         use claws at me. After months of teasing it!
          Amazingly it had not stop to like me :)

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brojek;

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brojek; VEry good!! You must have an unusually intelligent cat

brojek [email] 4 May 19:12, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

llizard: sometimes when I sit at the computer, it comes
          and sleeps on my shoulders.

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brojek; I have to return to my drudgery

See you the next time

brojek [email] 4 May 19:14, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white

llizard: the beast is not mine. I'm a frequent guest to my friends
         where it lives.

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brojek; showoff!!!

bye!!

[gone]

VK>>HI....  ! !! :)

Krogg >> Your presence here reminds me that it's late!  :D:D:D::D

VK>>:P

VK>>Ya i guess,its pastmidnite there......
 Vase of flowers.   
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[I dontreallyhave timeto be here....]

VK>>Nice to type at ya,but I must run....

Krogg >> Bye!  :)

VK>>Bye......:(



BE COOL.....GODDESS......

*gone*