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David [email] [home] 11 May 17:32, from: 194.176.69.91, green
brojek >> I've seen you post stuff in pl.rec.ascii-art, do you have
a webpage with ascii art? 

David [email] [home] 11 May 17:36, from: 194.176.69.91, green
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        / /--(  `--'/
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brojek [email] 11 May 17:39, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
David: nope. no webpage.

David [email] [home] 11 May 17:52, from: 194.176.69.91, green
brojek >> I'd like to see more of your stuff. Any chance?

brojek [email] 11 May 17:58, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
David: there's no more. I draw ocassionally, and not for long.
here's what's been saved:

    _
 __|_|__
   o-o
    "
   `-'
 .-"#"-.
/ A   A \
\| \_/ |/
(' /X\ `)
 _/' `\_


                                  _
                ._               ( )_
                 \`--._           (__)
         _   _    \    `-.
        ( )_( )_   \  ,   `.
  _____(  )  )  )   \ \c_,  \
 (_______________)   \ `\_  ,-' _
                      \ >,`'  (( )      _
                      ,-' ___( ) ()____( )_____
                   ,-'   (_____________________)

   .-. 
   oo| 
  /`'\ 
 (\_;/)





brojek [email] 11 May 17:59, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
and some tracework:

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    *          .      *                    o     .    ,'/    .
                                 *                   ; ;           .
     .                          /^\      .           `, `,.
            .      `\,./'      (===)              .    `-'
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                    `()'   /   `,`,'   \               *
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                     Where Icicles Come From

brojek [email] 11 May 18:00, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
ah, and some attempt at sig-sized birds:

1        ,-._  Czy ja nie jestem za duzy? (i chyba wygladam jak golab)
2      ,' (       _   A ja chyba nie?
3    _/__; )    .'o`-   ,-_  A ja? A ja?
4   ,;_ _,'    /_  )   /_ )      Ech... gdybym sie mogl odwrocic  ,-
5 -;'  `\\_   '" \\   ' \\   to byscie, chopaki, szans nie mieli  (,\_

brojek [email] 11 May 18:01, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
David: end my stickmans, for the end:

    c
   (`-_(\    Normal work day
    \\ ==

   ,)` ('
    c   )`
   (`-_(\    Long debugging session
    \\ ==

   c
   (`-_(\    At last it worked!
    \\ ==

    _c
   (`-_(\    What a....
    \\ ==

   <_c
   (`v_(\    Fsck!
    \\ ==

     u
   c/
  /`) _(\    Party time!
    \\ ==

      _c>
     (`- 
   -'/_(\    Are they coming ot not?
       ==

   _c _(\    What is VK up to now?
 _>>\` ==

      c
  _(\<(`-i   Beer after hoours
   == \>

      _c
  _(\(`v     I think, therefore I am.
   == \\

brojek [email] 11 May 18:02, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
now. that is really all.

David [email] [home] 11 May 18:04, from: 194.176.69.91, green
brojek >> I like them :)

David [email] [home] 11 May 18:06, from: 194.176.69.91, green
brojek >> I find small ascii pictures difficult. So I don't do it :)

[...]
VK [email] [home] 12 May 13:00, from: 130.240.2.143, red
======================}

brojek [email] 12 May 13:34, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: I will be performing consumption soon :-)

brojek [email] 12 May 13:35, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
======================}
    =========================}
==========}   ===========}
                ========================}


jet birds.

VK [email] [home] 12 May 13:35, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Is that you way of saying "lunch soon"?  :-D

[*chomp* on ReTek pizza]

VK [email] [home] 12 May 13:37, from: 130.240.2.143, red
---===================}                     /  @>
  - ----=====================}               |_
----======} - --=========}                    _)
            --  -----===================}     \_

lots of littler pies aimed at your face

brojek [email] 12 May 13:41, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: those pies :) great for a starter :-)

*gone. lunch now*
be back in 40 minutes, so we can continue with that pie stuff.

VK [email] [home] 12 May 13:43, from: 130.240.2.143, red
:-9

brojek [email] 12 May 14:12, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
I'm back

VK [email] [home] 12 May 14:12, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> hi!  :)

brojek [email] 12 May 14:23, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
My belly's full and I'm happy :-)

VK [email] [home] 12 May 14:29, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Sounds good!  :-)

brojek [email] 12 May 14:32, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: it is.

VK [email] [home] 12 May 14:39, from: 130.240.2.143, red
:)

brojek [email] 12 May 14:42, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
*burp*

VK [email] [home] 12 May 14:47, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*pops brojek's *burp* with a needle*

brojek [email] 12 May 14:50, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
hehehe

brojek [email] 12 May 15:00, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
It itckled.

VK [email] [home] 12 May 15:03, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> How? Please illustrate!

brojek [email] 12 May 15:05, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: no way :)

VK [email] [home] 12 May 15:07, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> That was an order...

brojek [email] 12 May 15:08, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: yes, I noticed that detail.

VK [email] [home] 12 May 15:13, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> So, where is that illustration?

brojek [email] 12 May 15:32, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: Nowhere. I said no way, after all.

VK [email] [home] 12 May 15:37, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> but, but, but...

brojek [email] 12 May 15:42, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: Life's brutal, you see.

VK [email] [home] 12 May 15:42, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*hits brojek*

brojek [email] 12 May 15:44, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
hehehe, it tickles :)

(The wheel of time has made full revolution)

VK [email] [home] 12 May 15:51, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*hits harder*

Shimrod [email] 12 May 15:58, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
           _,-'/-'/
      __,-; ,'( '/           [Shimrod enters the chat]
\.    `-.__`-._`:_,-._
 `:-._,------' ` _,`--`
hh  `---..__,,--'       Hey all!

brojek [email] 12 May 16:01, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: It's useless. You can't hit hard enough.

brojek [email] 12 May 16:02, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
Hiya there your magnificence :)

Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:03, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
hey brojek, how's life treatin ya?

brojek [email] 12 May 16:04, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
Shimrod: life is brutal, of course :)

Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:04, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
      c
  _(\<(`-i   Beer after hoours
   == \>

+
      _c
  _(\(`v     I think, therefore I am.
   == \\

made me think of:


      c
  _(\<(`-i   I drink, therefore I am.
   == \>


Love those stickmen brojek :)


Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:05, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
brojek>> Tell me about it :)
It's being brutal to me right now (hangover)

VK [email] [home] 12 May 16:05, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Shimrod >> hi!   :)

*squeezes brojek*

Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:06, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
<QUOTE>
VK [email] [home] 12 May 15:37, from: 130.240.2.143

brojek >> but, but, but...
</QUOTE>

Hey! Watch your language! Kids might read that you know!

Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:07, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
<QUOTE>
brojek [email] 12 May 15:44, from: 212.160.114.123

hehehe, it tickles :)

(The wheel of time has made full revolution)
</QUOTE>

:) Have you actualy read those books brojek?

VK [email] [home] 12 May 16:08, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Shimrod >> Go back and re-do the quiz!

Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:09, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
   _c _(\    What is VK up to now?
 _>>\` ==

           !
           \o~  I'm up to hitting you over the head with this baseball bat!
   _c _(\   (
 _>>\` ==   <\

Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:11, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
VK>> Just because coarse language is allowed doesn't mean you should use
it like that!

VK [email] [home] 12 May 16:16, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Shimrod >> You clearly failed the "this is a chat for grown-ups" bit...

brojek [email] 12 May 16:16, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
Shimrod: which books? I have read many, but suppose not those
       you're thinking of.

VK: squize... that was really nice. like a hug :)

Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:17, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
   !     _c>
~o/     (`-
 )    -'/_(\    No! No! Please don't hit me!
/>        ==
 

Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:19, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
VK>> OK. But grownups might be offended by such language too you know!

brojek>> The Wheel of Time bookseries.

brojek [email] 12 May 16:19, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
           !
           \o~  <--- is it a long hair? wow, never thought of that.
   _c _(\   (         I'm going to steal this one.
 _>>\` ==   <\

brojek [email] 12 May 16:20, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
Shimrod: nope. hadn't read such thing.

Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:20, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
brojek>> Yep, it's long hair. I thought I stole that idea from you :)

VK [email] [home] 12 May 16:21, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> No, more like one would squeeze a lemon to get to the juice...

Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:21, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
brojek>> They're nice books, if you like Fantasy. Bit long though, I've
read about 6000 pages of the series now, and it's not over yet :)

VK [email] [home] 12 May 16:21, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Shimrod >> Tough!

VK [email] [home] 12 May 16:22, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Shimrod >> I think you got the long hair from llizard. She uses that
one a lot.

brojek [email] 12 May 16:24, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
Hmm, why i just love to issue shell commands which are four lines long?

Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:25, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
VK>> Ah, that would be logical, llizard being another great minimalist :)

From now on, I'll sign all works containing ~ with hh/ejm

Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:25, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
brojek>> hehehe. Those are great :)
What are you doing that requires four lines?

brojek [email] 12 May 16:25, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: still, no juice for you, hehe :)
Shimrod: well, I tend to avoid series. Especially if they have multiple
         authors.

Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:27, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
  o  *squeeze*
~o/)
 /(\
/\ .
  .   <- brojekjuice
   ,

VK [email] [home] 12 May 16:27, from: 130.240.2.143, red
*Vampire Veronica squeezes harder*

Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:28, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
brojek>> This one has only one author, whom is now writing book 9 of
the series (and it's not gonna be the last one, aaarrgh)

brojek [email] 12 May 16:39, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
Shimrod: the usal sed awk on one logfile set to convert it into another.

brojek [email] 12 May 16:43, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
Shimrod: name of the auhor please.

brojek [email] 12 May 16:46, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: It's a sunny day, so I'm safe. By the sunset I'll be a long gone.

VK [email] [home] 12 May 16:47, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> I live in Lulea.

Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:51, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
           _,-'/-'/
      __,-; ,'( '/           [Shimrod enters the chat]
\.    `-.__`-._`:_,-._
 `:-._,------' ` _,`--`
hh  `---..__,,--'       Hey all!

Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:52, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
*netscape sucks*

brojek>> Author is Robert Jordan.
VK>> ooooh, too bad. It's great wether over here :)

brojek [email] 12 May 16:53, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: I know :)

Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:54, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
brojek>> Hmmm, but where do you go after sunset? :)

VK [email] [home] 12 May 16:54, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> This place hasn't seen the sun in ages. Sure, quite soon the
sun just will not go away, but we're not quite there yet.

VK [email] [home] 12 May 16:56, from: 130.240.2.143, red
[Still, with "summer" sun in Lulea being not-quite-so-hot, I guess even
the worst vampire could just splash on some factor 2 or 3 sun cream and
go out without any problem...]

Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:59, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
VK>> The worst vampire? Do they come in different forms?

VK [email] [home] 12 May 17:03, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Shimrod >> I don't know, but if one is more severe than another he should
still have no problem surviving the "summer" sun in Lulea.

brojek [email] 12 May 17:03, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: according to my xearth picture, you should be able to see the sun,
     unless it's cloudy.

brojek [email] 12 May 17:04, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
Shimrod: after sunset? to the garlic plantation :-) even if
         it's only a legend, chances are, the smell would stop her.

Shimrod [email] 12 May 17:06, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
VK>> I see. A lot of vampires there then probably?

brojek>> garlic should work fine, those are no legends :)

VK [email] [home] 12 May 17:13, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Sure, but there's a difference between seeing it and actually
*feeling* it. The way you can "see" it here is not much different than
the way you can see it on TV...  :-6

brojek [email] 12 May 17:13, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
Shimrod: I wouldn;'t be so sure. Vampires are smart, thay might
         fool us with this garlic story.

Shimrod [email] 12 May 17:14, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
Hmmm, I'm doing a compile and it's been running for a while, so
I decided to see how much work the compileation would be:

command: find . -name \*.c | wc -l
result: 1386

Shimrod [email] 12 May 17:16, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
brojek>> I don't think so, I've seen vampires croak when sprayed with
garlicjuice.

brojek [email] 12 May 17:16, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: I'd say, you;ve got now sunrise and sunset with nothing in between :-)
    and that it is much better then tv, even if not enough.

brojek [email] 12 May 17:18, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
Shimrod: but have you done it yourself?

Shimrod [email] 12 May 17:19, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
brojek>> Nope, I always go for the good old stake through the heart myself.

VK [email] [home] 12 May 17:21, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Exactly! How do you know vampires don't *love* garlic? Maybe
the guy who invented the "garlic hurts vampires" thing was really a
vampire who liked garlic soup?  :-9

brojek [email] 12 May 17:23, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: have you actually seen a garlic platation?

VK [email] [home] 12 May 17:31, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> No

brojek [email] 12 May 17:33, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: so, either way, You won;t know where to look for me this night :-)

VK [email] [home] 12 May 17:34, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> I'll ask my Polish guide to read the signs and tell me when
he sees one that says "garlic plantation".   :P

Shimrod [email] 12 May 17:39, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
           _,-'/-'/
      __,-; ,'( '/           [Shimrod enters the chat]
\.    `-.__`-._`:_,-._
 `:-._,------' ` _,`--`
hh  `---..__,,--'       Hey all!

Shimrod [email] 12 May 17:40, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
*Grrr, The people that made netscape should be shot*

VK [email] [home] 12 May 17:40, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Shimrod >> I didn't notice you were away(?)

VK [email] [home] 12 May 17:41, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Shimrod >> Aha!  :(

What I do is to open as many new Netscapes as I want browser windows.
That way, if one crashes, it doesn't drag down the others with it.

brojek [email] 12 May 17:41, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: garlic plantation are not labeled. :)

VK [email] [home] 12 May 17:42, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> My guide is a taxi driver.

Shimrod [email] 12 May 17:44, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
VK>> When I open multiple netscapes, they start whining about not being able
to use bookmarks/cache etc.

brojek [email] 12 May 17:44, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: (hint) the place is way out of any town.

brojek [email] 12 May 17:46, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
I use two netscapes. one for this chat, and one for other things.

Shimrod [email] 12 May 17:47, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
Hmm, I wonder if I could make it so that the netscapes use different
bookmark files and cache locations

Shimrod [email] 12 May 17:54, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
*leaving*

Shimrod [email] 12 May 17:56, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
*gone*

VK [email] [home] 12 May 18:02, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Shimrod >> I noticed that the whining went down when I deleted my bookmarks
file...   8)

VK [email] [home] 12 May 18:03, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Shimrod >> Bye!  :)

brojek [email] 12 May 18:11, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: here's for you from pl.rec.ascii-art

       Special dietetic menu, once!
          Green lettuce without decorations,
  88888   a glass of cold water without gas
  88 oo   and a doubled dessert.
  88 oU .'
  __][__                //\\
 |.    .|{}  ,          oo \\
 ||( ) )|[] @@          U. |
 |____/_>------     _/  __=___
  |====| \\ _@@_@_ | | |.    .|
 /   ===\ \_>____/ | | ||()()||
 |   ===|  =====================
 |______|  |                   |
   ||||    | pn                |
   ||||    |                   |
   ||||    |._.-._.-._.-._.-._.|
   /_/_     ||         _|||  ||
   L\_\_    ||        ''--'  ||

VK [email] [home] 12 May 18:17, from: 130.240.2.143, red
:)

brojek [email] 12 May 18:20, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
VK: hmm, no vampire theeth visible on this smile. can you hide them
    like cats hide claws?

VK [email] [home] 12 May 18:23, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Of course!  :-)

brojek [email] 12 May 18:34, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
welll, time for me to go. bye Lilleviki.

brojek [email] 12 May 18:38, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
*gone for good*

VK [email] [home] 12 May 18:39, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> bye!  :)

llizard [home] 12 May 19:37, from: 216.154.1.181, blue
hellooooooooo

i'm procrastinating for a few moments before returning to drudgery

llizard [home] 12 May 19:41, from: 216.154.1.181, blue
>brojek [email] 12 May 16:19, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
>
>           !
>           \o~  <--- is it a long hair? wow, never thought of that.
>   _c _(\   (         I'm going to steal this one.
> _>>\` ==   <\1

Yes, I have been using that for ages and ages.

llizard [home] 12 May 19:44, from: 216.154.1.181, blue
VK: hmmm. I can't seem to find any instances of my using

 \o~
  |>
  /\

though....

llizard [home] 12 May 19:45, from: 216.154.1.181, blue
VK; aha!! here's one:

             O_\                  O~ 
          _._/\                _._/\
         (_. __\              (_. __\
          \  \ /~.___          \  \ /~.___
         -   ~ \   -          -   ~ \   -
       ( * )   ~ ( * )      ( * )   ~ ( * )
ejm97    -         -          -         -

llizard [home] 12 May 19:45, from: 216.154.1.181, blue
shimrod; you're far too kind.

llizard [home] 12 May 19:47, from: 216.154.1.181, blue
VK; If you're going to ignore me anyway, I am forced to go back to
drudgery. See you the next time

VK [email] [home] 12 May 19:47, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> :P

llizard [home] 12 May 19:48, from: 216.154.1.181, blue
VK; I KNEW you would come back!

llizard [home] 12 May 19:48, from: 216.154.1.181, blue
VK; However, even if you're not going to ignore me, I have to return
to the drudgery


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