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David [email] [home] 11 May 17:32, from: 194.176.69.91, greenbrojek >> I've seen you post stuff in pl.rec.ascii-art, do you have
a webpage with ascii art?
David [email] [home] 11 May 17:36, from: 194.176.69.91, green a/
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brojek [email] 11 May 17:39, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteDavid: nope. no webpage.
David [email] [home] 11 May 17:52, from: 194.176.69.91, greenbrojek >> I'd like to see more of your stuff. Any chance?
brojek [email] 11 May 17:58, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteDavid: there's no more. I draw ocassionally, and not for long.
here's what's been saved:
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brojek [email] 11 May 18:00, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteah, and some attempt at sig-sized birds:
1 ,-._ Czy ja nie jestem za duzy? (i chyba wygladam jak golab)
2 ,' ( _ A ja chyba nie?
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4 ,;_ _,' /_ ) /_ ) Ech... gdybym sie mogl odwrocic ,-
5 -;' `\\_ '" \\ ' \\ to byscie, chopaki, szans nie mieli (,\_
brojek [email] 11 May 18:01, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteDavid: end my stickmans, for the end:
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brojek [email] 11 May 18:02, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whitenow. that is really all.
David [email] [home] 11 May 18:04, from: 194.176.69.91, greenbrojek >> I like them :)
David [email] [home] 11 May 18:06, from: 194.176.69.91, greenbrojek >> I find small ascii pictures difficult. So I don't do it :)
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VK [email] [home] 12 May 13:00, from: 130.240.2.143, red======================}
brojek [email] 12 May 13:34, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: I will be performing consumption soon :-)
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VK [email] [home] 12 May 13:35, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Is that you way of saying "lunch soon"? :-D
[*chomp* on ReTek pizza]
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brojek [email] 12 May 13:41, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: those pies :) great for a starter :-)
*gone. lunch now*
be back in 40 minutes, so we can continue with that pie stuff.
VK [email] [home] 12 May 13:43, from: 130.240.2.143, red:-9
brojek [email] 12 May 14:12, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteI'm back
VK [email] [home] 12 May 14:12, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> hi! :)
brojek [email] 12 May 14:23, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteMy belly's full and I'm happy :-)
VK [email] [home] 12 May 14:29, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Sounds good! :-)
brojek [email] 12 May 14:32, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: it is.
VK [email] [home] 12 May 14:39, from: 130.240.2.143, red:)
brojek [email] 12 May 14:42, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white*burp*
VK [email] [home] 12 May 14:47, from: 130.240.2.143, red*pops brojek's *burp* with a needle*
brojek [email] 12 May 14:50, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whitehehehe
brojek [email] 12 May 15:00, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteIt itckled.
VK [email] [home] 12 May 15:03, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> How? Please illustrate!
brojek [email] 12 May 15:05, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: no way :)
VK [email] [home] 12 May 15:07, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> That was an order...
brojek [email] 12 May 15:08, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: yes, I noticed that detail.
VK [email] [home] 12 May 15:13, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> So, where is that illustration?
brojek [email] 12 May 15:32, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: Nowhere. I said no way, after all.
VK [email] [home] 12 May 15:37, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> but, but, but...
brojek [email] 12 May 15:42, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: Life's brutal, you see.
VK [email] [home] 12 May 15:42, from: 130.240.2.143, red*hits brojek*
brojek [email] 12 May 15:44, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whitehehehe, it tickles :)
(The wheel of time has made full revolution)
VK [email] [home] 12 May 15:51, from: 130.240.2.143, red*hits harder*
Shimrod [email] 12 May 15:58, from: 129.125.21.102, orange _,-'/-'/
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brojek [email] 12 May 16:01, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: It's useless. You can't hit hard enough.
brojek [email] 12 May 16:02, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteHiya there your magnificence :)
Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:03, from: 129.125.21.102, orangehey brojek, how's life treatin ya?
brojek [email] 12 May 16:04, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteShimrod: life is brutal, of course :)
Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:04, from: 129.125.21.102, orange c
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Love those stickmen brojek :)
Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:05, from: 129.125.21.102, orangebrojek>> Tell me about it :)
It's being brutal to me right now (hangover)
VK [email] [home] 12 May 16:05, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> hi! :)
*squeezes brojek*
Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:06, from: 129.125.21.102, orange<QUOTE>
VK [email] [home] 12 May 15:37, from: 130.240.2.143
brojek >> but, but, but...
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Hey! Watch your language! Kids might read that you know!
Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:07, from: 129.125.21.102, orange<QUOTE>
brojek [email] 12 May 15:44, from: 212.160.114.123
hehehe, it tickles :)
(The wheel of time has made full revolution)
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:) Have you actualy read those books brojek?
VK [email] [home] 12 May 16:08, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> Go back and re-do the quiz!
Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:09, from: 129.125.21.102, orange
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\o~ I'm up to hitting you over the head with this baseball bat!
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Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:11, from: 129.125.21.102, orangeVK>> Just because coarse language is allowed doesn't mean you should use
it like that!
VK [email] [home] 12 May 16:16, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> You clearly failed the "this is a chat for grown-ups" bit...
brojek [email] 12 May 16:16, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteShimrod: which books? I have read many, but suppose not those
you're thinking of.
VK: squize... that was really nice. like a hug :)
Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:17, from: 129.125.21.102, orange ! _c>
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Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:19, from: 129.125.21.102, orangeVK>> OK. But grownups might be offended by such language too you know!
brojek>> The Wheel of Time bookseries.
brojek [email] 12 May 16:19, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white !
\o~ <--- is it a long hair? wow, never thought of that.
_c _(\ ( I'm going to steal this one.
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brojek [email] 12 May 16:20, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteShimrod: nope. hadn't read such thing.
Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:20, from: 129.125.21.102, orangebrojek>> Yep, it's long hair. I thought I stole that idea from you :)
VK [email] [home] 12 May 16:21, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> No, more like one would squeeze a lemon to get to the juice...
Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:21, from: 129.125.21.102, orangebrojek>> They're nice books, if you like Fantasy. Bit long though, I've
read about 6000 pages of the series now, and it's not over yet :)
VK [email] [home] 12 May 16:21, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> Tough!
VK [email] [home] 12 May 16:22, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> I think you got the long hair from llizard. She uses that
one a lot.
brojek [email] 12 May 16:24, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteHmm, why i just love to issue shell commands which are four lines long?
Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:25, from: 129.125.21.102, orangeVK>> Ah, that would be logical, llizard being another great minimalist :)
From now on, I'll sign all works containing ~ with hh/ejm
Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:25, from: 129.125.21.102, orangebrojek>> hehehe. Those are great :)
What are you doing that requires four lines?
brojek [email] 12 May 16:25, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: still, no juice for you, hehe :)
Shimrod: well, I tend to avoid series. Especially if they have multiple
authors.
Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:27, from: 129.125.21.102, orange o *squeeze*
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VK [email] [home] 12 May 16:27, from: 130.240.2.143, red*Vampire Veronica squeezes harder*
Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:28, from: 129.125.21.102, orangebrojek>> This one has only one author, whom is now writing book 9 of
the series (and it's not gonna be the last one, aaarrgh)
brojek [email] 12 May 16:39, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteShimrod: the usal sed awk on one logfile set to convert it into another.
brojek [email] 12 May 16:43, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteShimrod: name of the auhor please.
brojek [email] 12 May 16:46, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: It's a sunny day, so I'm safe. By the sunset I'll be a long gone.
VK [email] [home] 12 May 16:47, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> I live in Lulea.
Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:51, from: 129.125.21.102, orange _,-'/-'/
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Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:52, from: 129.125.21.102, orange*netscape sucks*
brojek>> Author is Robert Jordan.
VK>> ooooh, too bad. It's great wether over here :)
brojek [email] 12 May 16:53, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: I know :)
Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:54, from: 129.125.21.102, orangebrojek>> Hmmm, but where do you go after sunset? :)
VK [email] [home] 12 May 16:54, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> This place hasn't seen the sun in ages. Sure, quite soon the
sun just will not go away, but we're not quite there yet.
VK [email] [home] 12 May 16:56, from: 130.240.2.143, red[Still, with "summer" sun in Lulea being not-quite-so-hot, I guess even
the worst vampire could just splash on some factor 2 or 3 sun cream and
go out without any problem...]
Shimrod [email] 12 May 16:59, from: 129.125.21.102, orangeVK>> The worst vampire? Do they come in different forms?
VK [email] [home] 12 May 17:03, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> I don't know, but if one is more severe than another he should
still have no problem surviving the "summer" sun in Lulea.
brojek [email] 12 May 17:03, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: according to my xearth picture, you should be able to see the sun,
unless it's cloudy.
brojek [email] 12 May 17:04, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteShimrod: after sunset? to the garlic plantation :-) even if
it's only a legend, chances are, the smell would stop her.
Shimrod [email] 12 May 17:06, from: 129.125.21.102, orangeVK>> I see. A lot of vampires there then probably?
brojek>> garlic should work fine, those are no legends :)
VK [email] [home] 12 May 17:13, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Sure, but there's a difference between seeing it and actually
*feeling* it. The way you can "see" it here is not much different than
the way you can see it on TV... :-6
brojek [email] 12 May 17:13, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteShimrod: I wouldn;'t be so sure. Vampires are smart, thay might
fool us with this garlic story.
Shimrod [email] 12 May 17:14, from: 129.125.21.102, orangeHmmm, I'm doing a compile and it's been running for a while, so
I decided to see how much work the compileation would be:
command: find . -name \*.c | wc -l
result: 1386
Shimrod [email] 12 May 17:16, from: 129.125.21.102, orangebrojek>> I don't think so, I've seen vampires croak when sprayed with
garlicjuice.
brojek [email] 12 May 17:16, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: I'd say, you;ve got now sunrise and sunset with nothing in between :-)
and that it is much better then tv, even if not enough.
brojek [email] 12 May 17:18, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteShimrod: but have you done it yourself?
Shimrod [email] 12 May 17:19, from: 129.125.21.102, orangebrojek>> Nope, I always go for the good old stake through the heart myself.
VK [email] [home] 12 May 17:21, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Exactly! How do you know vampires don't *love* garlic? Maybe
the guy who invented the "garlic hurts vampires" thing was really a
vampire who liked garlic soup? :-9
brojek [email] 12 May 17:23, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: have you actually seen a garlic platation?
VK [email] [home] 12 May 17:31, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> No
brojek [email] 12 May 17:33, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: so, either way, You won;t know where to look for me this night :-)
VK [email] [home] 12 May 17:34, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> I'll ask my Polish guide to read the signs and tell me when
he sees one that says "garlic plantation". :P
Shimrod [email] 12 May 17:39, from: 129.125.21.102, orange _,-'/-'/
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Shimrod [email] 12 May 17:40, from: 129.125.21.102, orange*Grrr, The people that made netscape should be shot*
VK [email] [home] 12 May 17:40, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> I didn't notice you were away(?)
VK [email] [home] 12 May 17:41, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> Aha! :(
What I do is to open as many new Netscapes as I want browser windows.
That way, if one crashes, it doesn't drag down the others with it.
brojek [email] 12 May 17:41, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: garlic plantation are not labeled. :)
VK [email] [home] 12 May 17:42, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> My guide is a taxi driver.
Shimrod [email] 12 May 17:44, from: 129.125.21.102, orangeVK>> When I open multiple netscapes, they start whining about not being able
to use bookmarks/cache etc.
brojek [email] 12 May 17:44, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: (hint) the place is way out of any town.
brojek [email] 12 May 17:46, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteI use two netscapes. one for this chat, and one for other things.
Shimrod [email] 12 May 17:47, from: 129.125.21.102, orangeHmm, I wonder if I could make it so that the netscapes use different
bookmark files and cache locations
Shimrod [email] 12 May 17:54, from: 129.125.21.102, orange*leaving*
Shimrod [email] 12 May 17:56, from: 129.125.21.102, orange*gone*
VK [email] [home] 12 May 18:02, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> I noticed that the whining went down when I deleted my bookmarks
file... 8)
VK [email] [home] 12 May 18:03, from: 130.240.2.143, redShimrod >> Bye! :)
brojek [email] 12 May 18:11, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: here's for you from pl.rec.ascii-art
Special dietetic menu, once!
Green lettuce without decorations,
88888 a glass of cold water without gas
88 oo and a doubled dessert.
88 oU .'
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VK [email] [home] 12 May 18:17, from: 130.240.2.143, red:)
brojek [email] 12 May 18:20, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whiteVK: hmm, no vampire theeth visible on this smile. can you hide them
like cats hide claws?
VK [email] [home] 12 May 18:23, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> Of course! :-)
brojek [email] 12 May 18:34, from: 212.160.114.123, black/whitewelll, time for me to go. bye Lilleviki.
brojek [email] 12 May 18:38, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white*gone for good*
VK [email] [home] 12 May 18:39, from: 130.240.2.143, redbrojek >> bye! :)
llizard [home] 12 May 19:37, from: 216.154.1.181, bluehellooooooooo
i'm procrastinating for a few moments before returning to drudgery
llizard [home] 12 May 19:41, from: 216.154.1.181, blue>brojek [email] 12 May 16:19, from: 212.160.114.123, black/white
>
> !
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> _c _(\ ( I'm going to steal this one.
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Yes, I have been using that for ages and ages.
llizard [home] 12 May 19:44, from: 216.154.1.181, blueVK: hmmm. I can't seem to find any instances of my using
\o~
|>
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though....
llizard [home] 12 May 19:45, from: 216.154.1.181, blueVK; aha!! here's one:
O_\ O~
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( * ) ~ ( * ) ( * ) ~ ( * )
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llizard [home] 12 May 19:45, from: 216.154.1.181, blueshimrod; you're far too kind.
llizard [home] 12 May 19:47, from: 216.154.1.181, blueVK; If you're going to ignore me anyway, I am forced to go back to
drudgery. See you the next time
VK [email] [home] 12 May 19:47, from: 130.240.2.143, redllizard >> :P
llizard [home] 12 May 19:48, from: 216.154.1.181, blueVK; I KNEW you would come back!
llizard [home] 12 May 19:48, from: 216.154.1.181, blueVK; However, even if you're not going to ignore me, I have to return
to the drudgery
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