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VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 21:10, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Diagram of my right thumb:
.-----._
/|.---.|< <-- (This little "crack" in the skin is very painful)
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| `--- - |
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Thornn [email] 1 Feb. 21:11, from: 204.38.177.33, purple
VK~Owie!
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 21:16, from: 130.240.2.143, red
http://www.mum.org/
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 21:24, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
Phhhhhhhfffffffffff.....
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/|.---.|< .-`3_/
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VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 21:25, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Blowing on it makes no difference I'm afraid. :(
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 21:29, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
VK: well, try pierce the floor with your left fist then.
no fuss from your right thumb guaranteed for at least 30 seconds.
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 21:30, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> :D
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 21:30, from: 130.240.2.143, red
http://www.mum.org/cardui3.htm
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 21:39, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
VK: aha, another bandwidth thief?
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 21:42, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
buuu, my nameserver can't resolve www.mum.org
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 21:44, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> No, a very ... interesting... site :D
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 21:44, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
and www.mom.org is probably a wrong address.. because cardui3.htm
wasn;t found there.
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 21:45, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> You can't get it? Try pushing it through Bobby:
http://www.cast.org/bobby/
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 21:45, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> And it's "www.mum.org", not "www.mom.org"...
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 21:46, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
VK: allright dear, now I see I have to revise config of my
nameserver :(((
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 21:48, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
VK: thanks for bobby sugestion, but I have to be able to resolve
any valid domainname. KRaaaa.
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 21:52, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
back in the old good days even spam was
served in a pretty and elegant way.
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 21:54, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> ???
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 21:55, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Oh, you just saw that one page. Try a few links...
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 22:17, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
VK: apart from the alcoholic context it's just
a commercial babbling of old, isn't it?
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 22:20, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
love this sig:
--
o _ _ _
_o /\_ _ \\o (_)\__/o (_) Jan Walczyk
_< \_ _>(_) (_)/<_ \_| \ _|/'\/ jot36@kki.net.pl
(_)>(_) (_) o (_) (_) (_)' _\o__________________________
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 22:21, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
VK: I'll try that few links later, now i'm busy.
(expect me to complain about lack of sleep)
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 22:23, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> I meant the site as a whole, like the part about historic
tampons...
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 22:25, from: 130.240.2.143, red
[Right now I'm reading a series of pages about the evil masturbation
that sucks the Fluid of Life out of the men (doesn't say anything about
women though!)]
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:32, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
ha
^^^^%--- ha
" \ ha Hel-l-llo-o-ooooo!!! I'm ba-a-a-ck!
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:34, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
and I see that both of you, VK and brojek are still here!
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 22:34, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Hi again! :)
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:35, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK; does your thumb still hurt?
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:36, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK; If so, I have a folk remedy (cheap and easy) that may cure it.
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:36, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK; and it isn't amputation....
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 22:36, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Oh, the thumb will probably stay that way until it gets warmer
outside... :P
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 22:37, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Is it something like this?
http://www.mum.org/MrsPink1.htm
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:38, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK; fill a tea cup with hot water (as hot as you can stand to quickly
dip your finger into) Dip the thumb in over an over. (It will sting
like mad the first few times) Refill the cup with hot water and repeat
repeat repeat. It has worked on hangnails for me - winter is the WORST
time for that!
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 22:39, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> "hangnails"?
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:39, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK: as you can see, not at all. It's much less expensive (only the
cost of heating the water and getting a tea cup)
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:40, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK; what you described on your thumb (inflammation by the nail sometimes
accompanied by a hanging thread of skin)
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:41, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK: hangnails, that is....
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 22:41, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
VK: speaking of masturbation...
if a man does this, he probably is less efficient in bed later, right?
if a woman does this, a man might not even notice...
so, man's mustrubation may seem evil to a women for a reason.
llizard: glad you came back :)
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:41, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; are you still here?
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:43, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; ah good, you are. (Thank you, glad to be back)
Could you please tell me phonetically how to say (in Polish)
"4 chicken thighs without the back please
thank you
good day"
in such a way that VK won't give us the
%
% `,
% /
% (
/ _ )
ejm ,___/ )/
?
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 22:44, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> No, no "inflammation". It's the skin right at the "corner"
of the thumbnail which is a little bit thicker and harder than the skin
on the rest of the hand that has a little "crack" in it.
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:44, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK; brojek does have a point there....
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 22:45, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Huh? This is a sex-education book from 1895. It's written by
a man, for men. No mention of women - at all!
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:45, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK; that method will help to seal up the crack. Trust me, it works
(and if it doesn't work, you haven't lost much....)
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 22:45, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> The same guy says sex is evil and should only be done to make
babies...
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:46, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK; If it's written by a man for men in 1895, he probably didn't think
that women would ever have the need to masturbate.
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 22:46, from: 130.240.2.143, red
> in such a way that VK won't give us the
You can use the cat chat for that.
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 22:47, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
VK: so he's impotent. obvious :) he can't even masturbate,
and then, he fears women for the same reason.
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 22:47, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> I can try it... :D
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 22:48, from: 130.240.2.143, red
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|.-- --.|
/(.) (.)\
\ ) . ( /
'( v )`
\ | / <--- Thighs
( | )
'- -`
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 22:48, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
VK: KRaaa, cat chat? how cruel of you.
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:48, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; I think (but I'm not sure) that it sounds like 'ties'
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it's the part of the leg between the hip and the knee
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 22:49, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> *American* doctor. 1895.
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:50, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK; Do try it. It will really really hurt at first and you'll think
it's not doing anything, but tomorrow you'll see a marked improvement
It works for infected cuts too.
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 22:50, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> That's a VERY nice tie! :)
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 22:51, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> I'll try! :)
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:51, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; hmmm I suspected that it might be a bit of a problem. A man
at the poultry shop tried to tell me but I was having difficulty
following him (he tried to tell me too much) then he wrote it
down but his handwriting was incomprehensible
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 22:51, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
*preparing some pseudo-phoneticall transcription of [censored stuff]
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:52, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK; good. (glad you like the tie.)
brojek; We COULD go to the cat chat but it wouldn't be nearly as
much of a fun challenge to see how far before
!!
,7^^^7^%<
^
_~C_/ and STAY out!!!
\/_,
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llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:54, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; the reason I ask is because the absolute best
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jgs _/ `\
^` ^`
is purchased from a shop run by Polish people. There is only one
who speaks English and if he is not there when I enter the shop,
the others look at me in terror. They seem incapable of comprehending
sign language.
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:56, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; perhaps they're embarassed that they haven't yet learned to
speak English?
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:56, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK; are you trying it?
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 22:57, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
we rarely see the feathers like this.
.".".".
(` `) _.-=-.
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`;"` ; \ ; . .' _-' \
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/ '-._ \` / _;-,
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jgs (`(`(---"-`)
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 22:58, from: 130.240.2.143, red
|/
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VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 22:58, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> It'll have to wait until I get home...
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 23:01, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
:)
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:01, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK; aren't there teacups and hotwater there? (it doesn't have to be
a teacup. it can be any sort of small container)
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:02, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; how's it coming? I actually know how to say goodday (I think)
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 23:04, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Sure, but that costs 5kr!
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 23:06, from: 130.240.2.143, red
[I'm not paying 5kr for a tiny mug of water, even if it is hot.]
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:10, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; something like dough (as in American slang for
.---------------.
|$1 ~~~~~~~~~ $1|
|S o (0) o S|
|$1 __==^==__ $1|
`---------------' shel silverstein?
bro (as in American slang for
%%%%%%%%%
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%% __ %%%%%%% (it's supposed to be hair....)
\ \__ -.%%%%
( o( o) 7/%%%%
/ / -|%%%
\ (_ / %
\ --. / | Wny
(_____/ |
di
(can't find a picture of the late Princess Diana)
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 23:10, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
llizard:
this is for:
4 chicken tighs please.
I havn't got slightest idea what is the
name of that back to be exclued, even if you
drawed that part. Sorry, I consume [fs] not
name it :-).
but feel free to try to get more from me :)
-------------------------------------------
please 4 thigs chicken's
poproshe tch'tery oodka koortchaka
Legend:
pronounce tch like tch in Hitchcock
o like oo in door
oo liek oo in book
y like y in ugly
a like a in vodka
sh like sh in shipping
e like e in bed
other consonants should go as you see them...
*Kraa Kraa Kraaa*
o-o
"
`-'
###
#
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:11, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK; I thought they might let you have the container for nothing or
that there would be a container lying around somewhere and that you
could then go to a hot water tap and get the water from there.
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 23:12, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Princess Diana
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llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:12, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; the back is the backbone.
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 23:13, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
aaahm, by the way,
pronounce brojek as broyeck.
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 23:14, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> There might be, but I'll do that when I get home!
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:14, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK; thank you. (I should have remembered that you did a version of
her) I was searching in deja and amazingly got no hits for either di
or diana
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:16, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK; As you wish.
brojek; thank you for the reminder. It's always hard to know who
pronounces j's like the Beatles famous chorus to
She loves you ya ya ya!
or like
Jumbo the Elephant
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:18, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; and oodka is used for
,.
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,_ ; o >
{`-. / (_)
`={\`-._____/` |
__`-{ / -=`\ |___
(___`={__-=_=__/___/___)
\=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/
\=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/
\=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/
jgs \=I=I=I=I=I=I=I/
`------------'
? I KNOW they said "ties a"
Is there a word like that for chickens?
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 23:18, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
VK: may I take what Shimrod hasn't taken?
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:19, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; or like the garish Gabor sister's first name
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 23:19, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> ????
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:20, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; hey!!! how come you get to take something that shimrod has
rejected?
VK; what am I missing out on?
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:21, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; many thanks. just one last flurry for the
(\ }\ (\ }\ (\ }\
( \_('> ( \_('> ( \_('>
(__(=_) (__(=_) (__(=_)
jgs -"= -"= -"=
in the hopes that the back bone will be excluded somehow and thanks
added...
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 23:22, from: 130.240.2.143, red
Read about how boys are made, and how girls are made (there is apparently
a very practical difference!)
http://www.mum.org/abbey7a.jpg
:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 23:22, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> I have NO idea what he was talking about!
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:23, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; although, the people at the shop are getting to know us and
would probably automatically get the right thing now because we either
get the thighs or the whole bird (no head or feet though....)
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:24, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK: where (and how) did you find this!!!????!! hahahaha >%^7^^^7^^
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 23:25, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
,
llizard: "ties a" hmmm, this sounds almost like "tanshe"
which means: cheaper ;-)
,
pronounce n like N and a half of i in Niagara
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 23:26, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> It's the one I sent you (www.mum.org!). I was inspired by
pictures of tampons in aaa to search for "history of tampon" (or something
like that) and was disappointed to only get one reply - but what a
reply!!! :D:D:D::D:D:D
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:27, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; but they would still be panic stricken. Who knows? Maybe even
if I did sound out this phrase you've given me, they'd assume I
was speaking English and just shake their heads...
that happened to whatshisname when he was in India. He said in Hindi
to a rickshaw guy where he wanted to go. The rickshaw guy turned
to him and said painfully and brokenly that he didn't speak English
A passerby said EXACTLY the same thing whathisname had said and the
rickshaw driver said okay and off they went!
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 23:27, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
VK: well, I was never good at bribery. :-)
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 23:27, from: 130.240.2.143, red
[I mean, that right-right/left-left theory should be easy enough to
prove wrong!!! Just marry off couples where one has lost the right
organ and one has lost the left, and study how they have children of
both sexes!]
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 23:29, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> ???
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:29, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; no, I don't think they're telling me that, although maybe
they're saying smaller. First they try to sell the whole leg from
ankle (if chickens have ankles) to hip (if chickens have hips)
then I say, no just the thigh...
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 23:30, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Maybe if you draw little cards of what you want (or take a
couple of photos...)
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:30, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK: I haven't taken the time to look at the site (except the few
things you've directed us to here) Quite remarkable! :^D
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:31, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK; I thought it would be fun (and only a little embarrassing) if I
came in able to say the words in Polish
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 23:31, from: 130.240.2.143, red
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VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 23:32, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Keep digging! The site is absolutely packed with useful and
entertaining information!!! (did you know about menstrual cups?)
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 23:32, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
llizard: :)) that's some story :)
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:33, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; I presume that I am to pronounce everything as one does in
Italian?
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:33, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; and true!
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:34, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK; No, I suppose I will have to read this page... :^D
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:34, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; there are no silent letters as in English and French?
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 23:36, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
vk: so llizard and me could safely discuss forbidden things here
for a little while :)
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 23:36, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> You will definitely have to read this page! If you thought
the "women who pee standing up" page was fun you'll love this one!
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:36, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK: Oh my!!! That looks rather painful! No wonder it never really
caught on!
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 23:37, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> It's OK to discuss hens, so why not the Polish language... :P
(I did eat a pizza when llizard entered the chat, so I'm not too hungry
right now)
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:37, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; I think it's safe as long as we liberally lace it with
illustrations....
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:39, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; although it was difficult (if not impossible) to try to disguise
why I would need to buy such items
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:39, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; was my good day sort of right?
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 23:40, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
llizard: I don't know italian.
only c in ch is silent.
cz is pronounced like tch
and sz like sh (accordint to my legend)
and rz like .... hmmmm, like what?
like j in je te aime
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:40, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK; YOu are being very tolerant. Thank you.
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:41, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; I thought the j was pronounced like y in yes???
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 23:42, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Illustrations help. The fact that I'm not hungry at the moment
helps too. :)
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:42, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; yes, that's what you said! How confusing.
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:42, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK: So I gathered (on both counts)
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 23:43, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> I said, illustrations help! *hint*hint*
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:43, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek;
bro-yek or bro-zhek?
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 23:44, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
VK: I new you werent too hungry,
You've said somehting about teethsinking a few hours ago. :-)
llizard: your good day sounded like Czech. words swapped.
place first princess diana, and
silvery-slang-forgotten-what-it-was-thing second.
"bro" (or whatever) goes last.
It will still sound a bit pecular, be warned. :)
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 23:45, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
llizard: bro-yek
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:45, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK: O yes!!! sorry!
brojek; j as in
_.-````'-,_
,-'` `'-.,_
/) (\ '``-.
(( .,-') ) ``
\)' (_/ !!
| /) ' !!!
`\ ^' ' ! !!!!
! _/! , ! ! ! ! ! !!!
\Y, |!!! ! ! !! !! !!!!!!!
`!!! !!!! !! )!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!! ! ! \( \( !!!|/! |/!
mic & dwb /_(/_( /_( /_( bison yakified by ejm
?
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:47, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; or as in
the Gabor sister....
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:47, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK; Do you have a portrait of that Gabor sister? (the one who wears
all the jewellery)
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:48, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; got it... strange. is it possible that these people are speaking
Russian as well? The goodday sounds distinctly Russian to my untrained
ear.
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:49, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; when is "j" pronounced like Eva Gabor's twin sister's first
name?
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 23:52, from: 130.240.2.143, red
>brojek;
>
>bro-yek or bro-zhek?
Similar to "Dvorak"?
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 23:53, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
llizard: join this two lines:
and rz like .... hmmmm, like what?
like j in je te aime
-----------
and rz like .... hmmmm, like what? like j in je te aime
and delete any text between rz and last like :-)
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 23:54, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> The teethsinking episode was a failure. I did get a chocolate
ball, but I didn't have much appetite and it tasted as if it was made
of flour... :P
llizard >> I have no idea who "that Gabor sister" is.
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:55, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK; enough frivolity....
brojek; many thanks for the lessons
___.-----------.___
_.-' `-.
.' `.
/ \
/ ` ._ . `
.' ) ` `------' `--- |
| | `._ `-----.. |
| ` `- ____.----' ' `. '|
| . .' `--'|
|` `-. `._/ |--'|
| ` -. / .=====._ .===| _.|
| ` | ' " <(@)> , (/(@)>| /
\ ` \ ' | |_/
\ ` <%> | |
\ | | . . . | |
`._ | ..' `.__.' /
`-| \ ``--------- /
/| `. `..___..' /
/ `- `-_ `---' /
_. `-. `-._ .'
_.' `-. `----'_
__.' `-._ .'|
__.-' `-.' |
@ `.
| `-.
| `-._
| `-._
| `
|
.---------------.
|$1 ~~~~~~~~~ $1|
|S o (0) o S|
|$1 __==^==__ $1|
`---------------' shel silverstein?
bro (as in American slang for
%%%%%%%%%
%%%%%%%%%%%%%
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
%% __ %%%%%%% (it's supposed to be hair....)
\ \__ -.%%%%
( o( o) 7/%%%%
/ / -|%%%
\ (_ / %
\ --. / | Wny
(_____/ |
VK [email] [home] 1 Feb. 23:55, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Maybe if you draw some arrows between the words?
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:55, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; I beg your pardon????
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 23:57, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
llizard: children were tought Russian in our schools after
World War II. It was obligatory. That stopped last year.
Or maybe last 5 years ago? Time passes quickier than
I can follow.
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:57, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; rz like j in Eva Gabor's sister's first name.
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:58, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; I have no idea how long these people have lived in Canada. I
suspect it might be as long as 50 years for some of them. (And yet
they can still survive in this English speaking area without knowing
more than a very few words of English!)
llizard [home] 1 Feb. 23:59, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek and VK; I really must go now. See you both the next time
llizard [home] 2 Feb. 00:00, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
di as in the late princess
___.-----------.___
_.-' `-.
.' `.
/ \
/ ` ._ . `
.' ) ` `------' `--- |
| | `._ `-----.. |
| ` `- ____.----' ' `. '|
| . .' `--'|
|` `-. `._/ |--'|
| ` -. / .=====._ .===| _.|
| ` | ' " <(@)> , (/(@)>| /
\ ` \ ' | |_/
\ ` <%> | |
\ | | . . . | |
`._ | ..' `.__.' /
`-| \ ``--------- /
/| `. `..___..' /
/ `- `-_ `---' /
_. `-. `-._ .'
_.' `-. `----'_
__.' `-._ .'|
__.-' `-.' |
@ `.
| `-.
| `-._
| `-._
| `
|
dough as in American slang for
.---------------.
|$1 ~~~~~~~~~ $1|
|S o (0) o S|
|$1 __==^==__ $1|
`---------------' shel silverstein?
bro (as in American slang for
%%%%%%%%%
%%%%%%%%%%%%%
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
%% __ %%%%%%% (it's supposed to be hair....)
\ \__ -.%%%%
( o( o) 7/%%%%
/ / -|%%%
\ (_ / %
\ --. / | Wny
(_____/ |
brojek [email] 2 Feb. 00:00, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
Gee, people can't understand what I say. I have to see my doctor.
o-o
"
`-'
###
#
Otherwise, I may get beaten for nothing. :-)
VK [email] [home] 2 Feb. 00:01, from: 130.240.2.143, red
llizard >> Bye! :)
llizard [home] 2 Feb. 00:02, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
ciao!!!
[gone before I get booted for not speaking English]
VK [email] [home] 2 Feb. 00:02, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> Arrows between words...
.
/|\
`---.
|
Dvorak
?
brojek [email] 2 Feb. 00:02, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
bye, llizard :-)
llizard [home] 2 Feb. 00:02, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
brojek; did I get it wrong???
llizard [home] 2 Feb. 00:04, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK;
>brojek >> Arrows between words...
> .
> /|\
> `---.
> |
> Dvorak
>
> ?
No,
brojek
^
/|\
|
yes!
llizard [home] 2 Feb. 00:04, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
VK and brojek; See you !!!
(really leaving this time)
llizard [home] 2 Feb. 00:05, from: 216.154.3.58, blue
[gone]
brojek [email] 2 Feb. 00:05, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
VK: Does not fit. 'j' is pronaunced differently. But I've finally
learned how to pronaunce Dvorak.
VK [email] [home] 2 Feb. 00:06, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> ???
brojek [email] 2 Feb. 00:07, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
llizard, treasure, You should match my answers against your
not-the-latest statements. I'm slow. My link to this
chat is slow. And my multitasking is as good as yours.
Take that all into account while talking to me :-)
VK [email] [home] 2 Feb. 00:08, from: 130.240.2.143, red
bro-jek or broj-ek ?
^ ^ ^ ( ^ = emphasis)
VK [email] [home] 2 Feb. 00:09, from: 130.240.2.143, red
brojek >> I think we all know how to read the last-but-one post in web
chats like this, but it still gets confusing sometimes... :D
(later)
brojek [email] 2 Feb. 00:17, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
VK: I know. I take things to extremes :)
emphasis, syllables: bro-jek
^
msh210 [email] [home] 2 Feb. 01:32, from: 209.246.102.95, brown/yellow
brojek [email] 1 Feb. 23:13, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
aaahm, by the way,
pronounce brojek as broyeck.
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With the c as in "Kate" or as in "mace" or as in "Fates"?
^ ^ ^^^
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brojek [email] 1 Feb. 23:40, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
llizard: I don't know italian.
only c in ch is silent.
cz is pronounced like tch
and sz like sh (accordint to my legend)
and rz like .... hmmmm, like what?
like j in je te aime
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And r is also like the "j" in "je te aime"?
'
brojek [email] 2 Feb. 01:43, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
msh210: c as in Kate.
r is just r.
but what r is? no such letter in Polish alphabet.
'
msh210 [email] [home] 2 Feb. 01:45, from: 209.246.102.95, black/white
brojek> Oh. Sorry. I thought there was in Polish an r with a dot
under it (which I therefore wrote as r); I guess I was
mistaken. Nevermind, then. :-) '
