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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 15:46, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
As you kick the door, it crashes open!
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 15:54, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
Hey ojo!
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 15:56, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
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ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 15:57, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
Hi there Shimrod
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 15:58, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
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Shimrod kicks the door to close it again...
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 15:59, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
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Hmm, there's something wrong with this picture... :-)
Let's see if Ojo spots it...
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:03, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
the knob...
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:05, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
ojo>> Yep. it's kinda on the wrong side isn't it :-)
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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:05, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
Improved version...
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ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:06, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
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( What'sa Chimp-rod? )
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ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:07, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:08, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
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( What'sa Chimp-rod? )
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It's for spanking your monkey
:D:D:D
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:08, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
& = footprint from kicking :)
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:09, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
,--`) *giggle*
(C ==_
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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:10, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
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ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:10, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
Spanking monkeys?
Isn't that like... being cruel to animals?
(Besides... A Chimp is an ape =)
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:10, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
LOL!
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:11, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
[Crude attempt at bump on head :]
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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:12, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
ojo: Uhm, spanking you monkey is, well uhm.
Let's just say that 'monkey' refers to a bodypart that men have and women don't...
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:13, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
Hmmm, let's see...
_'`_ _A__
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Tougher than it looks. =(
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:13, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
Brains?
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:13, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
heh heh heh
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:14, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
Hmm
Ape Schmape!
Ape, Monkey, what's the difference?
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:15, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
Well...
If you try to spank an ape you'd probably end up with
some of your attachments unattached...
=)
Apes are primates, like H'Sap.
Monkeys... well...
are monkeys!
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:16, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
Ojo: :D:D:D:D:D
A good bump is quite hard
the A will work in some fonts.
how about a really big bump:
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ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:16, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
I like that one... Poor thing =)
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:16, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
And now for rubbing the rattler...
Thornn [email] 31 Jan. 16:17, from: 204.38.177.33, purple
Bouncing through the back door...*boing*boing*boing*
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:17, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
hmmm, so it's: "Spank an ape and you might lose your monkey..."
well, we're all anthropoids aren't we?
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:18, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
Hey Thornn!
brojek [email] 31 Jan. 16:18, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
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Thornn [email] 31 Jan. 16:18, from: 204.38.177.33, purple
Thornn.heya(2, Shimrod, ojoshiro);
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:18, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
ojo>> I like that one! Rubbing the rattler :D:D:D
Thornn [email] 31 Jan. 16:18, from: 204.38.177.33, purple
Thornn.heya(1, brojek);
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:19, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
brojek>> You must be a cartoon character for that to work... :):)
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:20, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
Thornn.heya(1, self)
Thornn [email] 31 Jan. 16:22, from: 204.38.177.33, purple
error: semicolon expected
shimrod.cpp line 1
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:23, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:24, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
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ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:24, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
Hi Thorn
þ
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:25, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
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Lemme out!
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:25, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
(void*)þn; /* :-) */
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:27, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
Euh...
I never void...
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Thornn [email] 31 Jan. 16:28, from: 204.38.177.33, purple
shimrod.tell("The code would prolly be better if I knew what it does... :D");
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:28, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:29, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
Thornn.tell("Old programmers never die, they just cast to void*");
// which is what I just did to you...
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:29, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
All I know is that
þ
would call the subroutine 'thorn'
in Perl...
(And dont't forget the semicolon =)
Plus that is's some kindof HTML-entity-thingie...
Thornn [email] 31 Jan. 16:30, from: 204.38.177.33, purple
Shimrod.reply("I see. Thanks. :D :D");
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:30, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
free(&ojoshiro);
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:31, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
Hmmm, good idea...
Next time somebody asks me wether I want to be buried or cremated I'll answer
that I'd want to be mv'd to /dev/null
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:32, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
ojo>> In C þn is the pointer to thornn, allowing you to do nasty
low level memory things to thornn...
(Oh, and free(pointer)) means releasing that memory to the system so
other programs can use it... :-)
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:32, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
something sea-ish ?
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:33, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
format /u OJOSHIRO:
:)
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:34, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
Ojo>> Yep. as in C-food :)
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:35, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
$ nohup sudo rm -Rf /home/ojoshiro &
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:36, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
Whaaahaaaa, sudo!
Funny =)
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:36, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
Thornn.ask("What's the relevant C++ call again? delete[]?");
brojek [email] 31 Jan. 16:37, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
:))))
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:37, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
Ojo>> Framing root for murder, while it was actually suicide :)
brojek [email] 31 Jan. 16:37, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
*lurk*
Thornn [email] 31 Jan. 16:37, from: 204.38.177.33, purple
Shimrod.answer("I'm not exactly sure... :(");
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:37, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
su-cide...
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:40, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
Thornn>> I think it would be:
delete[](þn);
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:40, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
Ojo* :D:D:D:D:D:D
Thornn [email] 31 Jan. 16:41, from: 204.38.177.33, purple
Shimrod.tell("Seems right, but I'm not sure...");
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:42, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
Thornn>> Neither am I, C++ has some weird stuff in it :)
In java, it would be:
thornn=null;
And then the garbage collector would come and get you :-)
Thornn [email] 31 Jan. 16:44, from: 204.38.177.33, purple
Shimrod.reply("I see. :)");
//it's the end of apcs class, so i have to go.
Thornn.bye(3, ojoshiro, shimrod, brojek);
Thornn.status=GONE;
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:44, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
$ su
$ telinit 1
$ mv /home/ojoshiro /dev/null
$ rm -Rf /home/thornn
$ yes > /home/brojek
$ umount /
$ shutdown -h now
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:45, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
Thronn>> bYe!
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:48, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
Entering...
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:49, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
Damn...
NetGoat crashed...
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:49, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
Everybody gone, rite?
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:50, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
It worked! All those commands finally managed to rm ojoshiro from the chat :):):):)
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:51, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
Ojo>> Well, not everybody. Only the people with a life.
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:51, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
don't get your hopes up...
It was the windows-emulation of Netscape...
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:52, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
That's right...
I don't have a life, I download a life!
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:54, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
ojo>> ah, yet another command that will kill! C:\> WINDOWS\WIN.COM
cool! where do I download a life?
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:56, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
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'-.._/___...-"-.-..__`.
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:57, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
how about www.life.com ?
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:57, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
how about www.life.com ?
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:57, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
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Are those the eyes of this pyramid turtle?
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:58, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
twice?
Ack!
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 16:58, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
Those are two camels...
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:59, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
Ojo>> I wouldn't want a commercial life. Isn't there something like
www.life.net : a life on the net
www.life.org : a non-profit life (eeek)
www.life.edu : an educated life
www.life.mil : a life in the military! kewl!
www.life.gov : Noooooooooooooooo!
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 17:00, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
Ojo>> Two camels? I see only two bumps! what are they up to?
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 17:01, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
you don't wanna know...
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 17:01, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
i'm contacting www.getalife.com...
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 17:03, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
but it's
SLOW!
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 17:04, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
i KNOW!
(/me is trying 2)
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 17:05, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
I DO want to know! tell me!
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 17:09, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
Camel:
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ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 17:09, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
You know the song "Sex on the beach" ?
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 17:10, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
This is bigger =)
heh heh heh...
Ey, amigo, I got to go... Go rent a nouse and that kind of stuff...
See you later
(I'll read you tomorrow no doubt)
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 17:10, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
Sayonara!!!!!!!!!
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 17:11, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
a house...
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 17:11, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
kill -9 -u ojoshiro
Bye!
ojoshiro [email] 31 Jan. 17:11, from: 193.172.191.176, black/white
*pop* <DISCONTINUITY>
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 17:20, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
lurk("10 more minutes");
Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 17:25, from: 129.125.21.114, orange
*g1*
brojek [email] 31 Jan. 18:06, from: 212.160.114.123, brown/yellow
*gone*