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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 15:46, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

As you kick the door, it crashes open!

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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 15:54, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

Hey ojo!

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            "+

Hi there Shimrod

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 15:58, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

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   |      |  |-----/ /
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            "+

Shimrod kicks the door to close it again...

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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 15:59, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

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   |     o|
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Hmm, there's something wrong with this picture... :-)
Let's see if Ojo spots it...

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the knob...

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:05, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

ojo>> Yep. it's kinda on the wrong side isn't it :-)
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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:05, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

Improved version...
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   |      |
   |      |
   |o  &  |
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   ,------------------.
  ( What'sa Chimp-rod? )
   `-----y------------'
        '
  __,_        ,
 @" oO| ---> //
 ( ___)     //  
 _)-'_     //
/    ,\  ,/E) 

       ,-.
        ,'
        *
    ,--`)
   (C  oo_
    )---'
    \_)

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:08, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

   ,------------------.
  ( What'sa Chimp-rod? )
   `-----y------------'
        '
  __,_        ,
 @" oO| ---> //
 ( ___)     //  
 _)-'_     //
/    ,\  ,/E) 

:D:D:D:D:D

It's for spanking your monkey
:D:D:D

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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:08, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

& = footprint from kicking :)

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  ,--`)  *giggle*
 (C  ==_
  ),`-'
  \_)

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:10, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

     _____  *whack*
====:_____)
     __,_
    @" oO| ---> 
    ( ___)       
    _)-'_     
   /    ,\  

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Spanking monkeys?

Isn't that like... being cruel to animals?
(Besides... A Chimp is an ape =)

LOL!

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:11, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

          [Crude attempt at bump on head :]
      ,.
     _||_
    @" xX|
    ( ___)       
    _)-'_     
   /    ,\

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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:12, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

ojo: Uhm, spanking you monkey is, well uhm.

Let's just say that 'monkey' refers to a bodypart that men have and women don't...

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Hmmm, let's see...


  _'`_    _A__
 @" xX|  @" Xx|

Tougher than it looks. =(

Brains?

heh heh heh

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:14, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

Hmm
Ape Schmape!
Ape, Monkey, what's the difference?

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Well...
If you try to spank an ape you'd probably end up with 
some of your attachments unattached...
=)

Apes are primates, like H'Sap.
Monkeys... well...
are monkeys!

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:16, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

Ojo: :D:D:D:D:D

A good bump is quite hard
the A will work in some fonts.

how about a really big bump:

     ,-.
     | |_
    @" xX|
    ( ___)       
    _)-'_     
   /    ,\

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I like that one... Poor thing =)

And now for rubbing the rattler...

Bouncing through the back door...*boing*boing*boing*

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:17, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

hmmm, so it's: "Spank an ape and you might lose your monkey..."

well, we're all anthropoids aren't we?

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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:18, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

Hey Thornn!

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|  |      |  Hey, it worked!
|o | _o/  |
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Thornn.heya(2, Shimrod, ojoshiro);

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:18, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

ojo>> I like that one! Rubbing the rattler :D:D:D

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Thornn.heya(1, brojek);

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:19, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

brojek>> You must be a cartoon character for that to work... :):)

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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:20, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

Thornn.heya(1, self)

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error: semicolon expected
shimrod.cpp line 1

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:23, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:24, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

;

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Hi Thorn

þ

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     "  )
      Lemme out!

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:25, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

(void*)&thornn; /* :-) */

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Euh...
I never void...


  _   ,
>-")_(_
  (____)
   

shimrod.tell("The code would prolly be better if I knew what it does... :D");

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:28, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

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   |      |  Cool door!
   | _o/  |
   |  I   |
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   |  b/  |
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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:29, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

Thornn.tell("Old programmers never die, they just cast to void*");
// which is what I just did to you...

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All I know is that
þ
would call the subroutine 'thorn' 
in Perl...

(And dont't forget the semicolon =)

Plus that is's some kindof HTML-entity-thingie...

Shimrod.reply("I see. Thanks. :D :D");

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:30, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

free(&ojoshiro);

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Hmmm, good idea...
Next time somebody asks me wether I want to be buried or cremated I'll answer
that I'd want to be mv'd to /dev/null

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:32, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

ojo>> In C &thornn is the pointer to thornn, allowing you to do nasty
low level memory things to thornn...

(Oh, and free(pointer)) means releasing that memory to the system so
other programs can use it... :-)

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something sea-ish ?

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:33, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

format /u OJOSHIRO:

:)

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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:34, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

Ojo>> Yep. as in C-food :)

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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:35, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

$ nohup sudo rm -Rf /home/ojoshiro &

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Whaaahaaaa, sudo!
Funny =)

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:36, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

Thornn.ask("What's the relevant C++ call again? delete[]?");

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:))))

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:37, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

Ojo>> Framing root for murder, while it was actually suicide :)

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*lurk*

Shimrod.answer("I'm not exactly sure... :(");

su-cide...

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:40, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

Thornn>> I think it would be:

delete[](&thornn);

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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:40, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

Ojo* :D:D:D:D:D:D

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Shimrod.tell("Seems right, but I'm not sure...");

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:42, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

Thornn>> Neither am I, C++ has some weird stuff in it :)

In java, it would be:

thornn=null;

And then the garbage collector would come and get you :-)

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Shimrod.reply("I see. :)");
//it's the end of apcs class, so i have to go.
Thornn.bye(3, ojoshiro, shimrod, brojek); 
Thornn.status=GONE;

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:44, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

$ su
$ telinit 1
$ mv /home/ojoshiro /dev/null
$ rm -Rf /home/thornn
$ yes > /home/brojek
$ umount /
$ shutdown -h now

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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:45, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

Thronn>> bYe!

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Entering...

Damn...
NetGoat crashed...

Everybody gone, rite?

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:50, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

It worked! All those commands finally managed to rm ojoshiro from the chat :):):):)

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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:51, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

Ojo>> Well, not everybody. Only the people with a life.

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don't get your hopes up...
It was the windows-emulation of Netscape...

That's right...
I don't have a life, I download a life!

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:54, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

ojo>> ah, yet another command that will kill! C:\> WINDOWS\WIN.COM

cool! where do I download a life?

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          ,/`.
        ,'/ __`.
      ,'_/_  _ _`.
    ,'__/_ ___ _  `.
  ,'_  /___ __ _ __ `.
 '-.._/___...-"-.-..__`.

how about www.life.com ?

how about www.life.com ?

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:57, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

          ,/`.
        ,'/ __`.
      ,'_/_  _ _`.
    ,'__/_ ___ _  `.
  ,'_  /___ __ _ __ `.
 '-.._/___...-"-.-..__`.

              .
             /|\
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Are those the eyes of this pyramid turtle?

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twice?
Ack!

Those are two camels...

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 16:59, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

Ojo>> I wouldn't want a commercial life. Isn't there something like
  www.life.net : a life on the net
  www.life.org : a non-profit life (eeek)
  www.life.edu : an educated life
  www.life.mil : a life in the military! kewl!
  www.life.gov : Noooooooooooooooo!

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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 17:00, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

Ojo>> Two camels? I see only two bumps! what are they up to?

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you don't wanna know...

i'm contacting www.getalife.com...

but it's 
   
SLOW!

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 17:04, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

i KNOW!
(/me is trying 2)

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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 17:05, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

I DO want to know! tell me!

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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 17:09, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

Camel:
    _  _  =_
   / \/ \/,-`
  (      /
  |/'""`.|
  |      |

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You know the song "Sex on the beach" ?

This is bigger =)
heh heh heh...

Ey, amigo, I got to go... Go rent a nouse and that kind of stuff...

See you later 
(I'll read you tomorrow no doubt)

Sayonara!!!!!!!!!

a house...

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 17:11, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

kill -9 -u ojoshiro
Bye!

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*pop* <DISCONTINUITY>

Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 17:20, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

lurk("10 more minutes");

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Shimrod [email] 31 Jan. 17:25, from: 129.125.21.114, orange

*g1*

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*gone*