(Last lifesign: 17 Nov. 12:00, from: 130.240.2.80 , Current time: 17 Nov. 12:00)
Entering...
VK: You can't be more sleepy than me :)
VK: Impossible. I am the sleeppiest creature in my room.
(i'm alone here, but nevertheless...)VK: all right all right. You are the sleepiest. Yes. The sleepiest
of all but me, of course.VK: Ahhh, nice. long. pink. I like it.
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/| / | /__|______ | __ __ | | | || | | | | || | |-- | |__||__| |\ No! I'm the sleepiest!!! | __ __()| | | || | | | | || | | | | || | | | |__||__| | |__________| ejm
/| / | /__|______ | __ __ | | | || | | | | || | | | |__||__| |^+--- | __ __()| \ hello brojek and VK! | | || | +` | | || | | | | || | | | |__||__| | |__________| ejm
VK; It has been another one of these nights:
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|<_ __________..|
ejm | ||:::::::::::|VK; after about two hours of staring at the dark ceiling, I came
here to
z
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[_____] __>,^
ejm | | //| |VK; OH HOW delightful!!! I just heard that stupid cat downstairs choking out a hairball. No doubt he has chosen the living room rug.
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_/ | VK; Have you been here since I
|_____| ---@@^> last saw you?
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[_____] __>,^
ejm | | //| |llizard >> it has been another one of these nights:
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_/ | {@)
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ejm | | //| | ___ z
_/ | z
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ejm | | //| |
llizard >> I *AM* the tirededsst [whatever!]
Ooo, the most magnificent llizard of all lizards!
_c/ Wherever you are, make a move. It should be in a buffer
I_ long enough for me to see it.
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c/ Ooops!
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o I need more stable computer :-)
/I\ _(\
\\ ==VK:
___ for me too. I've been playing here for two
_/ | and a half hours....
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[_____] / /__>,^
ejm | | \\| |
___ z
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[_____]z ---= __\>,^
ejm | | z / //| |
BROJEK!!! Are you jumping around on stuff again!?!?! :-O
brojek;
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_/ | / *snort*
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--- == < \ Huh? Wha... t... t... t ???
[_____] __ \ > \
ejm | | __| /\/>,^ \
I told you that i'm really terrible. I promise I'll be even more terrible
now. (But I will make another move. I remember your last one.)brojek; smaller board...
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8 |bR |bKn|bB |bQ |bK |bB |bKn|bR |
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7 |bP |bP | | |bP |bP |bP |bP |
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6 | | |bP | | | | | |
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2 |wP |wP |wP |wP | |wP |wP |wP |
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1 |wR |wKn|wB |wQ |wK |wB |wKn|wR |
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a b c d e f g h
bP
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_/ | ---+^, hard to put the chair back....
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[_____] __/ _>^^
ejm | | __| \/_ z
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ejm | | //| |
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_/ | / but I managed it at last
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[_____] /__>,^
ejm | | //| | z
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|_____| VK; are we having fun yet?
--- == ,^\>
[_____] ---+ __\>,^
ejm | | / //| |llizard:
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8 |bR |bKn|bB |bQ |bK |bB |bKn|bR |
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7 |bP |bP | | |bP |bP |bP |bP |
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2 |wP |wP |wP |wP | |wP |wP |wP |
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1 |wR |wKn|wB |wQ |wK |wB |wKn|wR |
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a b c d e f g h
Thats another pawn taken.llizard >> I don't know. Tell me if you figure it out.
VK; I just know that if I go BACK to bed, I will revert back to this:
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ejm | ||:::::::::::|I should win, while she sleeps, tsk, tsk.
brojek:
wP
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8 |bR | |bB |bQ |bK |bB |bKn|bR |
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7 |bP |bP | | |bP |bP |bP |bP |
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6 | | |bKn| | | | | |
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2 |wP |wP |wP |wP | |wP |wP |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 |wR |wKn|wB |wQ |wK |wB |wKn|wR |
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a b c d e f g h bP bPbrojek;
ha
^^^^%--- ha
" \ ha you should win even if I'm not sleeping!VK; I will NOT put anything so disgusting in my system! (Is that what you're having??)
llizard >> Some day when we're both bored you can teach me the rules of that game...
jolt, red bull, coke, nicotine, coffeine, all for no effect.
VK; isn't Jolt like a triple hit of caffeine? It reminds me of that ad for CocaCola: "Coke, it's not just for breakfast"
VK; I'd have to write a LOT to say the rules. (and I don't even know the finer points of them.) There are tons of sites on Chess that will state the rules much better than I can.
brojek; Andreas Freise and I (sometimes posts on aaa) played some
cyberchess with a bunch of people one time - it was a long and
complicated thread.
Andreas did some lovely illustrations of his moves
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/ .+. _ (_\ WWW
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brojek >> What are you saying? llizard >> Eh, no, the amount of caffeine in 33cl jolt is about half of what you get in one cup of coffee, but twice as much as coca cola.
llizard:
wP
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8 |bR | |bB |bQ |bK |bB |bKn|bR |
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7 |bP |bP | | |bP |bP |bP |bP |
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6 | | |bKn| | | | | |
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3 | | | | | |wKn| | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP |wP | |wP |wP |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 |wR |wKn|wB |wQ |wK |wB |wKn|wR |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bPbrojek; This was from part of the game:
WWW
,^^%---
__>_/ \ King to d8
&..# >
[____]_>,^
ejm | //|| |
You Brute!
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' C_ / (o`__\`"
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/ :>\ \| \| a:f/ejm
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/ WWW ha
\,^^^^%--- ha
<\ \ ha (Excuse me, I know it's
< \__ wrong to laugh at the
<_ `_) misfortunes of others...)
^^\ | --c---o
ejm / _______|\
=| __(Q:K{
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\ / ~, <--- Regal blood gushing
Vbrojek;
/\
( +)
,^^%---
__>_/ \ bishop to g4
&..# >
[____]_>,^
ejm | //|| |
wP
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8 |bR | | |bQ |bK |bB |bKn|bR |
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7 |bP |bP | | |bP |bP |bP |bP |
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6 | | |bKn| | | | | |
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5 | | | | | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | | | | |bB | |
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3 | | | | | |wKn| | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP |wP | |wP |wP |wP |
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1 |wR |wKn|wB |wQ |wK |wB |wKn|wR |
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a b c d e f g h bP bPVK: well, i usually sleep well after drinking lots of coffe :-)
VK; Still, it's too early to have any of that evil stuff. (doesn't it cause a sugar crash too?) bishops move diagonally....
brojek; I used to. But now I can't sleep at night if I've had coffee after 13:00
brojek; I can't have chocolate after 13:00 for the same reason.
brojek >> :D:D:D::D Whjat do you do to stay awayke then?
llizard: Knight c3. Ha!
wP
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7 |bP |bP | | |bP |bP |bP |bP |
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6 | | |bKn| | | | | |
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5 | | | | | | | | |
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4 | | | | | | |bB | |
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3 | | |wKn| | |wKn| | |
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2 |wP |wP |wP |wP | |wP |wP |wP |
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1 |wR | |wB |wQ |wK |wB |wKn|wR |
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a b c d e f g h bP bPbrojek; well???
,^%---
__>_ \ I can't wait til I get to say "Check!"
&..# >
[____]_>,^
ejm | //|| |VK: I keep being sleepy i guess. ;-)
brojek;
WWW
,^%---
__>_ \ Queen to a5
&..# >
[____]_>,^
ejm | //|| |
wP
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7 |bP |bP | | |bP |bP |bP |bP |
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6 | | |bKn| | | | | |
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5 |bQ | | | | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | | | | |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wKn| | |
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2 |wP |wP |wP |wP | |wP |wP |wP |
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1 |wR | |wB |wQ |wK |wB |wKn|wR |
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a b c d e f g h bP bPVK; Queen can move any direction in a straight line
How much wood would a wood-check check if a wood-check would check a wood?
brojek;
How does one
/
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wood?
(it's a woodchuck.... although, maybe there is a woodcheck
too...)VK; yes. (are you getting these rules down for chess?)
brojek; ooops!!! sorry. I just realized that I was talking about checking... (Did I mention that I'm very tired?)
llizard >> You mean, when you take eathc others pictures and just kill them off? I know the rules of that game...
VK;
ha
^^^^%--- ha
" \ ha no, I mean the chess rules. I have been adding
snippets gradually with each turn I take....VK; It's so they will be even more incomprehensible than they would be if you read them in a book.
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ejm `._.'
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ejm | | //| |
VK and brojek;
u ,^^+---
. \_> \ Pretty soon, I have to go and make coffee
\| |] >\ for him who must be obeyed....
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[_________] /^^
ejm | | / \
VK and brojek; and then maybe I will be able to
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ejm | |llizard >> I was just offered a ride to a place with food and a bed, but I have a good reason to stay at schol so I won't leave yet...
VK and brojek; of course, I'll have to make sure not to drink any! I wonder if caffeine can somehow get into the system just be smelling the coffee....
llizard >> Maybe just thiniing about it is anough...
VK; It must be a VERY good reason! Because aren't you exhausted?
VK; Have you set a record yet for being there the longest?
brojek; what's the problem? Are you expected to work at your office or something? (I'm assuming that you are at work)
llizard >> VERY good reason! llizard >> I don't know, but today is definitely a caddidate for that
VK;
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" \ Y /-\ \/\/ | \| thinking about coffee isn't making me
less sleepy.VK; Can you tell the reason? Or is it a secret?
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ejm | | //| |
(Last lifesign: 17 Nov. 12:39, from: 212.160.114.123 ) brojek; I thought maybe you had to leave.
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[_____]z ---= __\>,^
ejm | | z / //| |
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--- == z
[_____]z ---=^^^_\>,^
ejm | | z / //| |llizard: no, I just can;t see it in a buffer :( it's missing :(
wP
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7 |bP |bP | | |bP |bP |bP |bP |
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6 | | |bKn| | | | | |
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5 |bQ |wB | | | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | | | | |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wKn| | |
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2 |wP |wP |wP |wP | |wP |wP |wP |
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1 |wR | |wB |wQ |wK | |wKn|wR |
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a b c d e f g h bP bP
As i can remember your last move was Queen to a5, and my reply is:
Bishop to b5llizard >> Waiting for email. then Im tgetting handing in a note and then I'mgoing into town to do some more Important Paper stuff. :P
VK: ok, don;t panic, it was my browser fault.
VK: ok, don;t panic, it was my browser fault.
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ejm | | ---=^^^^^|\| brojek;
wP
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7 |bP |bP | | |bP |bP |bP |bP |
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6 | | |bKn| | |bKn| | |
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5 |bQ |wB | | | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | | | | |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wKn| | |
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2 |wP |wP |wP |wP | |wP |wP |wP |
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1 |wR | |wB |wQ |wK | |wKn|wR |
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a b c d e f g h bP bPllizard >> Stop dong those "Z" things, you 're tempting me too much! :D:D:D:D
brojek; oops!!!
/\
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<\/ \ bishop to f6
>
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/ /^^
ejm \VK; sorry....
brojek; aaack!!!
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"-=\; \< \ z of course I meant knight to f6
_ \\; _/ >
_\| \___>^^
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ejm / /VK; I suppose you don't want me to put anything like this here either
then.
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ejm | |llllllllllizarrrrrrrd...............................................................zx
VK and brojek; it's starting to get light... and the stupid cat has started bothering me to tell me that it's time for his breakfast
VK;
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_/ | / *snort*
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--- == < \ Huh? y e s s s s s vvvvvvvkkkkk?
[_____] __ \ > \
ejm | | __| /\/>,^ \llizard >> So you are going to stop being tired and start being awake because it's a new day and you can't sleep in the day?
___
_/ | / *snort*
|_____| |,^+---
--- == < \ Huh? y e s s s s s vvvvvvvkkkkk?
[_____] __ \ > \ .---._
ejm | | __| /\/>,^ \ -'.____.` <--- zzz tool
VK; would it be better if I posted things like this?
_*_ _*_ _*_ _*_
\ / _*_ \ / !\ / \ /
)>==O \ / )>==O \ O )>===O
\/ )>==O \/ ___ \| :======== |
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/ \ |\ / \ \___/ /\ / \
ejm / \ | \ \ \ / \ \ \
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vK; I'm not sure... I haven't decided yet
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ejm | | \ | \ \___/
/|\/|\ ~/|\ ~ /|\ _*_ _*_ _*_ _*_
\ / _*_ \ / !\ / \ /
)>==O \ / )>==O \ O )>===O
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ejm \ / / \ | \ \ \ / \ \ \
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VK; okay, so you don't like that...
How about this?
*__ | /
(___/ o o
('L') | /
\+/_ |/
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\___m &&>
+()+\&/&
++vv+ m&&
++++++ \
ejm +++++++
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|/`.____.'
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(___/ o o
('L') | /
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\___m &&>
+()+\&/&
++vv+ m&&
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ejm +++++++
/ |
/_ |_llizard >> Remember, that's twice as strong as jolt.
VK: sort of. One has to work when it's most unsuited.
llizard: Bishop to c6, my knight, CHECK! ;-)
wP
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7 |bP |bP | | |bP |bP |bP |bP |
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6 | | |wB | | |bKn| | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 |bQ | | | | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | | | | |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wKn| | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP |wP | |wP |wP |wP |
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1 |wR | |wB |wQ |wK | | |wR |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKnVK; What is this?
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\_/brojek; pawn to
/ ha
\,^^%--- ha
<\__ \ ha pawn to c6
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<_ /\
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ejm / ______/|\
=|_____/__ >(:)+> <---eyes staring incredulously
/ \|~,
c ~,
~, <--- blood gushing
wP wB
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6 | | |bP | | |bKn| | |
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|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | | | | |bB | |
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I suspect that pouring coffee in the bagpipes will only make them
sound worse... they'll definitely keep you awake.VK; I tried not to smell the coffee as I was grinding it.
VK; Not these bagpipes... they're designed especially to drone louder
if liquid is poured in them.
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No fair that you get to \/ before I do!VK; but the sun is coming out now and walking down the stairs, making coffee, feeding, watering and brushing the cat did wake me up... :^/
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llizard >> I think you should get some Nobel prize or something for that,,,
VK; very annoying. I was hoping to sleep a little this morning. But it looks like that is not going to happen.
VK; for walking down the stairs, making coffee, feeding, watering and brushing the cat? or for putting up with you AND brojek saying 'check' before I do?
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llizard >> For making a bagpipe that sounds _more_ when ypu pour coffee into it...
VK; doesn't this look t e m p t i n g ?
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VK; I thought that was forbidden!
But thank you
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(oooooo)VK;
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\llizard: I realised you have drawn bishop to g5 but said later
it should go to f6. Make a correction at will, either way
I'm doing 0-0 now.
wP wB
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a b c d e f g h bP bP bKnVK; ,^%--- \_< \ Oh boy!!! More pie!!! > _________________ _>,^ ___________ / \_ _____________
brojek; no I made a mistake... it was the knight going to f6 I think the board is right...
,^%--- \_< \ Oh boy!!! More pie!!! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ > _________________ vvvvv() _>,^ ___________ ^^^^^ / \_ _____________ )) )) )) ))
VK;
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VK;
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" \ ha Have I said something wrong??? I didn't introduce the pie...VK;
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llizard >> I went down to the places where you can buy food. I looked in the frreezer, and found a nice little pie. I decided "this is my lunch!", and then I heard a rvoice in the background "That one's not for sale"... :P
brojek; doesn't your work place give you a chess and lunch break?
VK; How very very irritating. Did you throw something sharp at the voice?
VK; I think I will have apple pie for breakfast.
llizard >> No, I bought that jolt and left...
llizard >> Mmmm... but I intend to go home soon.
VK; Yikes!!! Didn't the foodstore have one of those little pizzas or a sandwich?
brojek; I'm waiting.... (I believe it's your move)
llizard >> Not a "foodstore" (whatever taht means), just a cupboard with some candy, and a fridge, and a little box to put the money in.
mad hen:
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/| // //.-' /|\/ //| /|
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| / / | / | / / | / /
\`-.\\ | |\| |||' / /|//.-'/
`~',.--'___\'_/_\\__/ / /,./,
/.-.-==-./ __ / / //. /
|/ \=,_ _.=- \./\_.-'
\-'`, '`--' ,'\/
`-.`--. ,./ / \
, __,.-.__ ,/ ___ / /-./~__,.-,VK;
>llizard >> No email, Iso I'm going tome.
ha
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" \ ha a little bit tired???
(Sorry the e-mail didn't arrive)VK; that mad hen looks like a person with a punk haircut
llizard. Nobody gives me a chess break. That i have to take myself :)
btw, it's your move. /| /|
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`~',.--'___\'_/_\\__/ / /,./,
/.-.-==-./ __ / / //. /
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/ ` \llizard >> or some kind of crystal... (I'm the tiredest!)
brojek; it is??? I thought it was your move!
The last move I made was knight to f6
wP wB
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a b c d e f g h bP bP bKnVK; Now you might be the tiredest. I'm getting my second wind....
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`~',.--'___\'_/_\\__/ / /,./, Mommy?
/.-.-==-./ __ / / //. / `\
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\-'`, '`--' ,'\/ >(o) >(o) >(o) >(o) >(o)
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, __,.-.__ , ` __ / /-./~__,.-,'' ,'' ,'' ,'' ,'' llizard >> I've been past btoth third and fourth and fifth and ...
VK and brojek; hahahahahahahaha!!! We're so dumb! We decided to take American Thanksgiving as a day off because T works for an American company. We thought it was tomorrow and made all kinds of plans But I just looked on the net and it isn't until next week!!!
VK; We couldn't figure out why the American TV channels weren't going nuts about it being Thanksgiving tomorrow. (big feast holiday in the States)
VK; is this hen mad because it isn't American Thanksgiving tomorrow?
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`~',.--'___\'_/_\\__/ / /,./, Mommy?
/.-.-==-./ __ / / //. / `\
|/ \=,_ _.=- \./\_.-' _ _ _ _ _
\-'`, '`--' ,'\/ >(o) >(o) >(o) >(o) >(o)
`-.`--. ,./ / \ ( > ( > ( > ( > ( >
, __,.-.__ , ` __ / /-./~__,.-,'' ,'' ,'' ,'' ,'' // / || /|
/| // //.-' /|\/ //| /|
|\ / |/ //| /|/ |/ |//',./ /
_| / / | / | / / | / /
\` .\\ | |\| |||' / / /|//.-'/
`-(o.--'___\'_/_\\/_/ / /,./,
/.-.-==-./ __ / / //. /
|// \=,_ _.=/ \./\_.-'
\-'`,-----' ,'
`-.___.__,./
.-./ .-./-. llizard: it went like so:
1. e4, d5, 2. ed5, c6, 3. dc6, N:c6,
4. Nf3, Bg4, 5. Nc3, Qa5, 6. Bb5, Nf6,
7. B:c6+ bc6, 8 0-0 and it's your move.
the board:
wP wB
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3 | | |wKn| | |wKn| | |
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2 |wP |wP |wP |wP | |wP |wP |wP |
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a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn
You've missed my last 0-0VK; I didn't think that hens had so many feathers.
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/.-.-==-./ __ / / //. /
|// \=,_ _.=/ \./\_.-'
\-'`,-----' ,'
`-.___.__,./
.-./ .-./-. Americans are all to crazy about their holidays. about anything that happens less then twice a week, in fact :-)
llizard >> It's a _.mad_ jhenm! And it's much fatter than that!
brojek; oops. so I did... are you sure that the king doesn't go into the corner for that castling thing?
brojek; so sorry, you're right. (I just looked in my "chess in a nutshell")
maddnes for feathers is as rain for mushrooms, it seems.
brojek;
,^%---
__>_ \ pawn to g6
&..# >/
[____]_>,^
ejm | //|| |
wP wB
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7 |bP | | | |bP |bP | |bP |
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6 | | |bP | | |bKn|bP | |
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4 | | | | | | |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wKn| | |
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2 |wP |wP |wP |wP | |wP |wP |wP |
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a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn
VK; fatter hen...
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`-(o.--'___,' . ,;/_/ / /,./,
/.-.-==-./ __ / / //. /
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\-'`,-----' ,'
`-.___.__,./
.-./ .-./-. brojek; I just read that 0-0 is castling king side and 0-0-0 is castling queen side (I won't make THAT mistake again!)
llizard: no. king always moves two squares towards the rook, then rook jumps and lands just after the king.
VK;
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\` .\\ ,, ; ` ` , / /|//.-'/
`-(o.--'___,' . ,;/_/ / /,./,
/.-.-==-./ __ / / //. /
|// \=,_ _.=/ \./\_.-'
\-'`,-----' ,'
`-.___.__,./
.-./ .-./-. llizard: you're making strange moves. Yes. strange.
wP wB
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|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP | | |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wKn| | |
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2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wP |wP |wP |
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a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn
pawn to d4VK; We went to the Royal Winter Fair http://www.royalfair.org/ last week and saw the most bizarre chickens. They had feathers on both ends so one coudn't tell which end was the head/tail
brojek; Did I not mention that I'm terrible at this game? (I think that you are staying very close to the back of the board)
VK;
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\\/.-.-==-./ __ / / //. /
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.-./ .-./-. brojek;
/\
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,^^%---
__>_/ \ Bishop to h6
&..# >
[____]_>,^
ejm98 | //|| |
wP wB
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|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
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|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
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2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wP |wP |wP |
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a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn
brojek; I wish I could pretend that my hand was still on the bishop and take that move back....
VK; Are you still multitasking like a maniac?
llizard: take back or surrender :-) You may insist on this move
also. No please, do not surrender :-)brojek; are you allowing me to take back that move? (I don't wish to surrender yet. THere has hardly been any bloodshed)
> (I don't >wish to surrender yet. THere has hardly been any bloodshed) This would look good in a sig...
brojek; If so,
www
,^^%--- (I love to pretend to
__>_/ \ know something about Chess)
&..# >
[____]_>,^ 0-0-0
ejm | //|| |
wP wB
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|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
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a b c d e f g h bP bP bKnVK;
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&..# > It would!!!
[____]_>,^
ejm | //|| |VK; How many things? (I, naturally, am just managing to MONOtask, as usual)
VK; Of course, brojek may relieve me of my sword in the near future (when the bloodshed begins in earnest)
llizard >> what makes you so suspicious suddenly?
llizard: ha. you've taken your king as far from your
bishops and kniht as you could. :-)
wP wB
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Queen to d3VK; It isn't a sudden suspicion. I fully expected it as soon as we started the game....
brojek; I realize that I have left my king largely unprotected. It's so he gets used to it early on (he will remain vulnerable for the duration of the game - this is the penalty of having a kingdom run by an idiot in a llizard costume)
llizard >> You see such violent scenes in little wooden pieces of wood that are carved into little dolls?
llizard >> Are you sure you're the king? Maybe you're a horse?
brojek;
,^%---
__>_ \ pawn to h6
&..# >
[____]_>,^
ejm | //|| |
wP wB
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VK; No, I'm not the king!!! I'm the manipulator of the king (poor unsuspecting puppet!)
VK; I've seen some amazingly carved chess sets that have full armies as men.
brojek; no no, relax. my sword is sheathed right now... (I think)
VK; and wasn't there a James Bond movie where one of the villains used actual people on a giant board in his garden? I think the killings were real in it.
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`-.____________.-'llizard: More horsepower. Engage!
I mean, Knight to e5
wP wB
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1 |wR | |wB | | |wR |wK | |
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a b c d e f g h bP bP bKnbrojek >> :D:D:D::D:DD (your pictures make llizard's pictures look BIG!!! But I can see exactly what that is! It's the computer talking back at you - and waving a sword i your face!)
brojek; eeeeek!!! I smell the blood and it hasn't quite started yet...
brojek;
/\
( +)
,^^%---
__>_/ \ Bishop moves innefectually to g7
&..# >
[____]_>,^
ejm | //|| |
wP wB
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8 | | |bK |bR | | | |bR |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | | | |bP |bP |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 | | |bP | | |bKn|bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 |bQ | | | |Wkn| | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP | | |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn|wQ | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wP |wP |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 |wR | |wB | | |wR |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKnbrojek; ineffectually.... (the terror has caused me to misspell)
VK; these pawns are very well armed! http://www.penoka.com/p_p4.htm
VK and brojek; http://www.penoka.com/p_p2.htm Is the queen the one with the flag???? I thought they wouldn't allow queens in the armed forces in America!
llizard >> They should have a lady with long skirt (somebody for the soldiers to save)
VK; this version has the lady. http://www.penoka.com/p_p1.htm
llizard >> Exactly like that! :) (and there's always the general's wife among all the soldiers in all the films...)
VK and brojek; http://www.penoka.com/p_p8.htm hahahahahaha this would make for a very interesting game! Everyone bludgeoned with clubs or pelted with golf balls...
llizard: there :-)
wP wB
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8 | | |bK |bR | | | |bR |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | | | |bP |bP |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 | | |Wkn| | |bKn|bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 |bQ | | | | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP | | |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn|wQ | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wP |wP |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 |wR | |wB | | |wR |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn
knight to c6, my pawn, and look, am i not nasty?VK; What I find really odd in Chess is that the queen can move about much more freely than the king and she can do a lot of maiming... it's the king that requires protecting!
brojek; indeed you are. But you could hardly do otherwise...
(> ()
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'golf?
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[*lol* that's a *terrible* picture!]
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'brojek;
desperately holding off the next onslaught
WWW
,^^%---
__>_/ \ Queen to c7
&..# >
[____]_>,^
ejm | //|| |
wP wB
_______________________________
8 | | |bK |bR | | | |bR |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | |bQ | |bP |bP |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 | | |Wkn| | |bKn|bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP | | |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn|wQ | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wP |wP |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 |wR | |wB | | |wR |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP
VK; It's basically what is happening right now....
VK; I'm NEVER going to get to use my sword at this rate.
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`-VK; http://www.crystaltower.com/alienchess/ I guess they use rayguns
llizard: well, i could go to f7 with similar effect :-)
VK; hahahahahahahahaha http://www.sjgames.com/knightmare/gallery/01.html
ray guns?
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>\ .' (( /
> > .' | ( -
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_/ \__ /_\| -
\ _/) \) -
'llizard: well, i could go to f7 with similar effect :-)
VK; __ ( OO ---@@^,_\ ,,' eek / /> /\_,=------------ -- - - - - - \< | ^^<__ \\ \/ \ /|
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brojek; yes, as I said, that was what I expected....
brojek; you'll have to put me out of my misery soon. I can't stay much longer.
VK and brojek; I CAN'T believe I've been here this long!!!!
VK and brojek;
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/_________/`-_
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|______ejm_______|`',
\_,^/^^%---
<' ' \ I can't even count high enough
< to calculate the hours it's been
^^|\
/ /brojek >>
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_/ \ _/) \) -
'sorry for repeating myself, this is a side effect of hitting reload
because of interrupted transfer.
wP wB
_______________________________
8 | | |bK |wKn| | | |bR |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | |bQ | |bP |bP |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 | | | | | |bKn|bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP | | |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn|wQ | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wP |wP |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 |wR | |wB | | |wR |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bR
Knight takes rook at d8
VK: what's it? A deodorant? Gee, I hate it ;-)
llizard >> You've only been here a couple of hours!!!
brojek
/ ha
\,^^%--- ha
<\__ \ ha bR to d8
|_-_|
|-_-| /\ <--- broken lance
|-_-| /__C_\
ejm |-_-| __/|\,,_
===== ~( //_ (=-" <---(it's supposed to be a horse and rider)
\| \|~,\|
/ / ~,
~, <--- blood gushing
wP wB wKn
_______________________________
8 | | |bK |bR | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | |bQ | |bP |bP |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 | | | | | |bKn|bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP | | |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn|wQ | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wP |wP |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 |wR | |wB | | |wR |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bRVK; only??? It's been closer to four hours I think...
brojek; now I don't feel so bad. At least I got to take petty revenge before you maim me for good.
VK; or more... but you're right, in comparison to you, I have been here but a millisecond.
brojek; waiting... (I have my caskets ready....)
brojek; I'm assuming that the bandages are not required.
brojek; although I do have the first aid kit handy
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/ __/ /_ / /
/ /_ __/ / //
/ /_/ / //
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ejm |_____________|/brojek; I've had the tombstone carved....
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ejm |__________________||
brojek; as you can see, no expense has been spared
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/______/`-_
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{ } |
| _________ | |
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| |IX *.III| | |
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| |____VI__`| | |
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ejm | | / | | | -|- | /` |/ -|- | /` |/
| |( ) | | | | | \, |\ | | \, |\
| |_________| | |
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---%^^\^,_/
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>
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| \brojek; I fear I will have to postpone my demise. (I refuse to surrender but will agree to not finish the game if it is boring for you.)
brojek; I have to
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brojek; shall we continue later? Or shall we abort? It's your call.
VK; see you the next time. Have a good sleep (when you finally get around to it)
llizard >> I meant wto write "llixard >> tick tick", but I got the "lli" and the "ti" mixed up, and ended up writing "lick >> tick tick", which seemed TOO silly, So I changed it to "lick^H^H^Hlizard >> tick tick", (the ^H things means you "remove" the character before without actually _removing_ any characters...)
llizard >> So you won't even stay if I point that ray gun in your direction?
brojek and VK; ==========+ | __ __ || | | || | || | | || | || | |__||__| |-- | __ __()|\ I'm really leaving now... | | || | +| | | || | || | | || | || | |__||__| || |__________|- ejm
VK; now that you've explained ^H, it makes a fraction more sense. ==========+ | __ __ || | | || | || | | || | || | |__||__| || | __ __()|| the door is raygun proofed | | || | || | | || | || | | || | || | |__||__| || |__________|- ejm
llizard: well, I'll have a little trouble now.
hmm, yes. as they say at army - lets rearrange
our forces.
pawn to f3
wP wB wKn
_______________________________
8 | | |bK |bR | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | |bQ | |bP |bP |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 | | | | | |bKn|bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP | | |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn|wQ | |wP | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | | |wP |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 |wR | |wB | | |wR |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bR==========+ | __ __ || | | || | || | | || | || ha | |__||__| |ha | __ __()|| ha VK; you really believe you can stay awake | | || | || for the philm??? | | || | || | | || | || | |__||__| || |__________|- ejm
llizard >> It's quite common to see that i nnewsgropus...
==========+ | __ __ || | | || | || | | || | || ha | |__||__| |ha .=====. | __ __()|| ha || || 8b | | || @@@@@@@@===' `=====88 | | || | || bP | | || | || | |__||__| || |__________|- ejm
Chess play is never boring. Unless it's endless check of course :-) good bye, llizard.
llizard >> OF course I can stay wawake ERROR
brojek;
==========+
| __ __ ||
| | || | ||/\
| | || | |( +)
| |__||__| |^^%---
| __ __()|/ \ bishop to f5
| | || | ||
| | || | || (...I'm not really here.)
| | || | ||
| |__||__| ||
|__________|- ejm
wP wB wKn
_______________________________
8 | | |bK |bR | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | |bQ | |bP |bP |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 | | | | | |bKn|bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | | |bB | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn|wQ | |wP | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | | |wP |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 |wR | |wB | | |wR |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bRBye VK!!! Have a good sleep in the nice dark philm theatre brojek; you're very kind to play with me. I'll see you the next time and you can continue the maiming....
==========+ | __ __ || | | || | || | | || | || | |__||__| || [gone - back later] | __ __()|| | | || | || | | || | || | | || | || | |__||__| || |__________|- ejm
llizard: :)
I insist to have a last move before game is addjourned.
wP wB wKn
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8 | | |bK |bR | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | |bQ | |bP |bP |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 |wQ | | | | |bKn|bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | | |bB | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wP | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | | |wP |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 |wR | |wB | | |wR |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bR
Queen to a6, check. I know you wanted to say that, I know :-)[Oh, it isn't Philm yet! I just went for a little walk...]
(Last lifesign: 17 Nov. 17:17, from: 212.160.114.123 )
c Ha. nobody. Hmm, what shall i do with this... (`-_(\ \\ ==
,^%---
__>_ \ Just coming in to see what my next move should be
&..# >
[____]_>,^
ejm | //|| |
brojek; I'm just having my lunch and will see how many more men I can lose. :^]
brojek;
www
,^%---
__>_ \ King runs away to d7
&..# >
[____]_>,^
ejm | //|| |
wP wB wKn
_______________________________
8 | | | |bR | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | |bQ |bK |bP |bP |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 |wQ | | | | |bKn|bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | | |bB | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wP | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | | |wP |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 |wR | |wB | | |wR |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bR
llizard: Ha, so you've closed your rook, and i'll have a time
to defend my pawn d4 :-)
wP wB wKn
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8 | | | |bR | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | |bQ |bK |bP |bP |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 |wQ | | | | |bKn|bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | | |bB | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wP | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wR |wP |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 |wR | |wB | | | |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bR
But in a mean time, rook goes to f2.
My firend says it's insane to play one game all the day :-)brojek; you're back again... I won't be staying as long as this morning (this afternoon for you....)
brojek; I will NEVER get to say "check" at this rate!
brojek; how many games does your friend suggest we play?? (I can barely manage this one)
brojek;
,^^%---
<\__ \ rook to c8
|_-_|
|-_-|
|-_-|
ejm |-_-|
=====
wP wB wKn
_______________________________
8 | | |bR | | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | |bQ |bK |bP |bP |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 |wQ | | | | |bKn|bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | | |bB | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wP | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wR |wP |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 |wR | |wB | | | |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bR
brojek; I will note your next move and then I must leave again....
He couldn't believe it's same game. not third or fourth. :-)
wP wB wKn
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8 | | |bR | | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | |bQ |bK |bP |bP |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 |wQ | | | | |bKn|bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | | |bB | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wP |wP | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wR | |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 |wR | |wB | | | |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bR
pawn to g2brojek; did you mention that you are playing with a terrible player?
brojek;
/\
( +)
,^^%---
__>_/ \ Bishop to h3
&..# >
[____]_>,^
ejm | //|| |
wP wB wKn
_______________________________
8 | | |bR | | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | |bQ |bK |bP |bP |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 |wQ | | | | |bKn|bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wP |wP |bB |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wR | |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 |wR | |wB | | | |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bR
brojek; as you see, I have no self discipline... I HAD to reply.
/| / | /__|______ | __ __ | | | || | | | | || | | | |__||__| |^%--- | __ __()| \ brojek; but I really must stop now. | | || | +` | | || | | | | || | | | |__||__| | |__________| ejm
brojek; you can finish me off the next time. please make a note of your next move just in case it gets erased from the buffer
(Last lifesign: 17 Nov. 20:16, from: 212.160.114.123 ) brojek >> I see you! :-)
llizard (i know youre gone, but wehat the hell :)
that was quite a move :-) hmmm
wP wB wKn
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8 | | |bR | | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | |bQ |bK |bP |bP |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 |wQ | | | | |bKn|bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP | |wB | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wP |wP |bB |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wR | |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 |wR | | | | | |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bR
bishop to f4.
this should be good reply.
And i don't comment on my opponents to third people ;-)
Hello drx,
VK, welcome back!
Hi VK and brojek!
Do you know Oskar?
,----------------.
( Hi, I'm Oskar! )
_,`----------------'
( )
/_\
c, |_ _(\ tsssk, maybe I can hide behind this giant chair... '>> | | ==
brojek >> Soon you can't get those pictures much smaller... :-)
drx: how about this one: _ .-. ( ) c================( O ) /_\ #=^| `-'
VK: well, three lines is good, that was two-liner by accident :)
VK: anyway, i need some practice before I start The Cartoon ;-)
drx: well, oskar reminds me keyhole very much.
drx: I don't know. All depends on context at this scale.
drx >> Actually, seeing that thing now I feel tempted to lock you out of the chat... :-6
Haaaa, I'm taller then you, micro! ; c _ .. We both are three lines tall, you racist! (\ q) L /_\
VK: :-))) indeed. yes. better skip the eyes.
Let's create a context:
__________________________________________
,----------------.
( Hi, I'm Oskar! )
_,`----------------'
(")
/_\
__________________________________________
,-------------------.
( This is my family! )
_,`-------------------'
(")
/_\
,-.
((")) <-- "Sue, my wife,.."
/_\
...
(") <-- "..Eddy, my son,.."
/_\
,-.
)"( <-- "..and Cathy, my daughter."
/_\[*AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH* Those tiny little bastards are back to haunt us!]
drx >> You are new to alt.ascii-art. You are exused for not knowing.
/\ Don;t worry, I'll show'em. Haunt me, eh? I'll hunt them first!
_c_(_
(\ ('
L\/drx >> I could, but that would be off-topic for this chat, so I won't. :-P #%&@
K. No more Oskars.. ..or: "Oh no, more Oskars!" *L* j/k
drx: reread the FAQ. think of possible keywords. Then search deja
Maybe visit one webpage. you will know something than.
Maybe not accurate knowledge, but sufficient.drx >> I don't mind the little keyhole ghost character, but when you put eyes on him I suddenly started seeing frogs and birds...
C u To the bottom! white mice aren't that bad.
(`'
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e ll..llar rira ye ye yeeEEE
{`~
JL
o-o
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#Ooops, sorry about that drx. Would you rather be blue?
Ooops, sorry about that drx. Would you rather be blue?
VK; At the risk of being kicked, I thought that drx's keyhole characters were a good way to purge the world of those other ones
_ (c' | /|\ \| \ '| ` |\ 3 hello there! ... rung! |/ ') |_ J _ (c' | /|\ \| \ __/c_ without single word? how rude... '| ` . / |`-. ; | `-' . |_
llizard >> I don't know. My brain said "brrr!" when I saw it... :P
brojek: > bishop to f4. > this should be good reply. > And i don't comment on my opponents to third people ;-) that is very noble and kind of you.
VK; probably because you're tired. I didn't notice anything until you said something (and even then I couldn't really see it.) brojek; it's noble and kind to not comment on your opponents; it's not noble and kind to attack by poor ravaged queen that way. drx; I like your tall fellow
flying:
_
______(.)______
' . . '
___ __
---- / //
__ __ _ __ / /
-| \/____/ /_____
--/_/___ / /______)>--
__ / _/
--- /_//flying:
_
______(.)______
' . . '
___ __
---- / //
__ __ _ __ / /
-| \/____/ /_____
--/_/___ / /______)>--
__ / _/
--- /_//VK: what what you do, if some micro came and call bad words on
you? ;-)))
well, let my little dummy fly, yes.
llizard, nobble-bobble. I was grown-up this way. :-)brojek; holding off the inevitable
,^%---
__>_ \ pawn to e5
&..# >
[____]_>,^
ejm | //|| |
wP wB wKn
_______________________________
8 | | |bR | | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | |bQ |bK | |bP |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 |wQ | | | | |bKn|bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | |bP | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP | |wB | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wP |wP |bB |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wR | |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 |wR | | | | | |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bR ___ __
---- / //
__ __ _ __ / / _c huuurray!
-| \/____/ /_(\__
--/_/___ / /___\__)>--
__ / _/
--- /_//brojek >> You are jumping on to buses, jupming off doors, jumping around ju ping up and down, getting kicked so you fly, you walways end p flying!
VK; Did you manage to stay awake for the philm?
brojek; you are very daring.
___ __
---- / // \_c huuurray!
__ __ _ __ / / (\
-| \/____/ /___/\
--/_/___ / /______)>--
__ / _/
--- /_//llizard:
\c_ Mine, mine, all mine!
I _(\
/ \ ==
wP wB wKn
_______________________________
8 | | |bR | | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | |bQ |bK | |bP |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 |wQ | | | | |bKn|bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | |wB | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wP |wP |bB |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wR | |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 |wR | | | | | |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bR bp
bishop takes pawn on e5 ___ __
---- / //
__ __ _ __ / /
_/ -| \/____/ /_____
I_ --/_/___ / /______)>--
/o __ / _/
huuuray? --- /_//brojek; hmmm, I'm seem to be in a jelly-jammy now....
|! !|! !| _x/ _O_ Baang! Always, you say?
brojek;
/ WWW
\,^^%---
>\/ \ queen to d8
>
__>
\ |^^
ejm \
wP wB wKn
_______________________________
8 | | |bR |bQ | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | | |bK | |bP |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 |wQ | | | | |bKn|bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | |wB | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wP |wP |bB |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wR | |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 |wR | | | | | |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bR bp ___ __
---- / // '
__ __ _ __ / / ' | |
-| \/____/ /_____ | ___| '
--/_/___ / /______)>-- ((|)) |
__ / _/ (((|)))
--- /_// \ /
\o/
/|\
/ \ llizard: well, flee with queen than use the horse, luke,
if i'm to advise you.VK; very good... :^) and how was the philm? drx; no problem, they are nice airplanes
brojek; I don't quite get your meaning. Are you saying it is better to flee with the queen and lose the horse? Or are you saying it would be better to save the horse??
drx; healthier, unless something goes wrong with the rip cord.
,
_c '
(`- _(\ hmmm, lets build little trap...
\\ ==
wP wB wKn
_______________________________
8 | | |bR |bQ | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | | |bK | |bP |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 |wQ | | | | |bKn|bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | |wB | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wP |wP |bB |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wR | |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 | | | | |wR | |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bR bp
Rook a1 to e1llizard >> It was a "WWII" philm... but it was OK (it was Danish, so not the usual American variation)
___ __ |
---- / // '
__ __ _ __ / / ' | |
-| \/____/ /_____ |_| '
--/_/___ / /______)>--)) |
__ / _/ )|)))
--- /_// / / oh oh...
|c/
/|\
/ \ brojek; aaaaaack. This is looking familiar suddenly... I know this kind of trap... (I wonder if I can find my light saber to extricate myself)
___ __
---- / //
__ __ _ __ / /
-| \/____/ /_____
--/_/___ / /______)>--
__ / _/
--- /_//
___
((|))
(((|)))
| | \
` / |
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._o_, .oO( oops... - ... - ... `.
| `. AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!.. )
/ \ `-----------------------'
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-| \/____/ /_____
--/_/___ / /______)>--
__ / _/
--- /_//
_/
|_
/o whoo needs a parachute these days? I would miss a bus
with it.
brojek; I fear it is impossible to do that... but I'll try anyway.
_,, ,^%---
"-=\; < \ knight f6 to e4
_ \\;_/ >\
_\| \__>^^\
\ \/\ '\)
( )~~~ \
| \ \
ejm / /
wP wB wKn
_______________________________
8 | | |bR |bQ | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | | |bK | |bP |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 |wQ | | | | | |bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | |wB | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP |bKn| | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wP |wP |bB |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wR | |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 | | | | |wR | |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bR bp
'
' ! | ' [<- this is fast]
| ' ' ' |''
\.,/'+ | | V!|
((/&/)(/ `-o-' ___ __
---- / //
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-| \/____/ /_____
--/_/___ / /______)>--
__ / _/
--- /_//
'
,'
_/ , '
(o_, '
\ handy whip....
%---- \ (##)\
< \ / *bwwwm* \ / mm \
< \ / \ ( )
<\ / *bwwwwwm* \ | |
< \ / | | |
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((/&/)(/ .'*(
____________/_&%"/&(_______________________\%o&-_'_____________________
llizard: Oh, no. why not bishop h3 to e6. This knight is now mine.
wP wB wKn
_______________________________
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|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | | |bK | |bP |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 |wQ | | | | | |bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | |wB | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP |wR | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wP |wP |bB |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wR | |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 | | | | | | |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bR bp bKn
Rook form e1 takes knight at e4.
%---- \ (##)\
< \ *snap* \ */ mm \
< \ .------------'( )
<\ .' \ | |
< \ / *bwwm* | | |
< \/ | | |
< / | | |
^,< | | |
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/ | | | |
< |_ |___|____|VK;
ha
^^^^%--- ha
" \ ha excellent sound effects _/
(o_
\
Hey, this is magnificent! I'm gonna use it! can I? can I?llizard >> No, actually most of it was quite fun, but of course the Good Guy's were caught in the end and taken away in a big black German car... :-/
brojek; I knew I had to get something on that line... (rats.)
,---------------------------.
*~* ( *** I feel sorta dissii! ***)
O .oO`---------------------------'
/|\
|
_______/ \_______brojek; faulty thinking on my part about what would happen next
brojek;
,^%---
__>_ \ pawn to f6
&..# >
[____]_>,^
ejm | //|| |
wP wB wKn
_______________________________
8 | | |bR |bQ | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | | |bK | | |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 |wQ | | | | |bP |bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | |wB | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP |wR | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wP |wP |bB |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wR | |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 | | | | | | |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bR bp bKnllizard: If you where seven-years old, you could use
the right to change colors with me, so I would
be playing black from now on :-)drx;
Have some fizzy water to clear your head
*
*
* []
_* )(
|_| (* )
|*| |_*|
ejm |_| |__|
drx; noooooooo!!! stay a little longer please. I like your drawings.
drx; noooooooo!!! stay a little longer please. I like your drawings.
VK; I am amazed that you managed to be awake to SEE the good guys being taken away
llizard:
wP wB wKn
_______________________________
8 | | |bR |bQ | | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | | |bK | | |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 | | | |wQ | |bP |bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | |wB | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP |wR | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wP |wP |bB |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wR | |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 | | | | | | |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bR bp bKn
Queen to d6, check.drx; you're very welcome. There's more in the fridge if you need it
drx; you're very welcome. There's more in the fridge if you need it
llizard: Sorry, gotta get up early. We could meet
tomorrow, if you wanna. Do ya? Where are
you and what's your time?brojek; it's only a matter of time now... do you mind if I make you go to the bitter end? It's a good way for me to try to see the moves.
llizard >> me too! :-/ (I *should* have done stuff today... and now I *must* do stuff tomorrow, but I will probably sleep *late* tomorrow...) :-P
drx:
B
`/!' -PFFFFFFF!-
\O`
c |\
(` |/
L / \
Don't jump from such heights, or you'll get so short like me.drx; I might be here tomorrow at about 11:00 VKtime but then again I might not... (sorry I can't really say when I'll be here and tomorrow is a weird day) I'll see you again I'm sure though.
brojek
www
,^^%---
__>_/ \ in a futile gesture, king retreats to e8
&..# >
[____]_>,^
ejm | //|| |
wP wB wKn
_______________________________
8 | | |bR |bQ |bK | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | | | | | |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 | | | |wQ | |bP |bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | |wB | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP |wR | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wP |wP |bB |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wR | |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 | | | | | | |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bR bp bKn B
`/!' -PFFFFFFF!-
\O`
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`/!' -PCHOK!-
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/ \llizard: OK, here you go:
Your king to e8, no other choice.
wP wB wKn
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8 | | |bR |bQ |bK | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | | | | | |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
6 | | | |wQ | |bP |bP |bP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
5 | | | | |wB | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
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|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
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|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
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|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
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|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bR bp bKn
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|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
7 |bP | | | | | |bB | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
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|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
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|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
4 | | | |wP |wR | | | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
3 | | |wKn| | |wP |wP |bB |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
2 |wP |wP |wP | | |wR | |wP |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
1 | | | | | | |wK | |
|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|
a b c d e f g h bP bP bKn bP bR bp bKn
Than, my bishop takse pawn at f6, check from rook...
llizard -- oops, sorry, I fought you wanted me to move for you too. :(
llizard: I'll check the chat ocassionally. Cya! VK: *S* thanx. all: anyone a real good ascii, to show some friends? - (quick)
Yee, I really need that english courses...
brojek; no (but that's okay) I meant to say would you mind if we played it out instead of me conceding right there. But that's basically it now isn't it? My only recourse is to put the queen at e7 and then you take her and it's checkmate
llizard: here you have few choices: move with: King, Qeen, or Bishop?
all:
,----------.
'/ \` ( Byyyeeeee! )
\O/ .oO`----------'
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_/ \_brojek; but it still amounts to the same thing, doesn't it?
If I move the bishop then your rook takes it and the game is over
If I move the king, then your queen moves over and the game is over
___ ,
_/ | /)
|_____| /
--- == /
[_____] ---x^^^_\>,^ ...and I promised not to throw a tantrum...
ejm | |rats / //| |
brojek; thanks for the game
___ ,
_/ | /)
|_____| /
--- == /
[_____] ---x^^^_\>,^ perhaps you'll play with me another time?
ejm | |rats / //| | maybe I'll get to say "check"(Last lifesign: 17 Nov. 22:17, from: 130.240.2.80 23 ) FS??
llizard: any time you want.
\c I'm not afraid of checks, HA!
(`- _(\
\\ ==VK: :^p NOOOooooo, I didn't. I want to say it in context.
_c She's said check! exciting! _`- _(\ / == o-o " `-' ### #
brojek; chex
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llizard >> FS doesn't appear to be logged in. IIRC he said something about "sleep"...
brojek; but not in context.... (careful now, I may have to throw a tantrum after all.)
[I wish I had a "check" with some numbers on it...]
(Last lifesign: 17 Nov. 22:17, from: 130.240.2.80 23 )
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VK; it was because of this extra number that suddenly appearedVK; I wish I had several cheques with several numbers on them
I have to go, m'dears... o /I\ ,o, _ `.' click! / \ >> ^ ' `
llizard: you'll have to wait till tomorrow :) *gone*
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brojek; bye!!! thanks for the game. Let's play again in a couple of days
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VK; it was all that unaccustomed thinking I had to do while playing the game
VK; zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
VK; I think enough is enough... see you the next time! sweet dreams
VK;
---+^^._/ bye bye!
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