(Last lifesign: 19 Aug. 23:21, from: 130.240.2.113 , Current time: 19 Aug. 23:21)
No! My defect monitor!!!
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No. Just using another computer with another monitor.
http://www.ekran.no/archive/pics/lundies/lund_on.jpg
nico >> I meant, is (was?) the defect one new?
Nope. I byed an old computersystem (P90, 16MB, 500MB, 1 slightly*!* defect Monitor) for about 160$.
Don't laugh. What would you say if someone tells you that you are outdated because you are 1 year old?
nico >> But I'm much older than one year old. :)
And you are not cubic nor out of glass. I know. At last I think so.
Lets say it is just an asumption. (Please dont't tell me if you are just an clever web spider...)
VK >> Shoudn't a robot know what a robot is? ;-> *dont strike me*
VK >> Didnt' you know the three laws of robotic?
VK >> Isaac Asimov reported them. I don't remember them all.
But the first one is:
NEVER HURT A HUMAN BEEING. DON'T LET A HUMAN BE HARMED.
No! I know what you are thinking! But I'm no robot!
You couldn't punch me because you *think* I'm a robot.
To obey the first law you have to be shure!VK >> Nice tounge. But I won't like beeing licked by it - because I
can see the little glass pieces.
*IM SORRY i couldn't resist* Forgive me!!!VK >> I'm a robot too. And little robots have to get some energy soon.
So I will leave - but I'll be back an hour later.Entering...
*getting green*
VK >> This is just an automatic (but very archaic) anti robot wapon.
So if you are none dont fear it.VK >> I give up. I didn't find it. (Your wear glasses???)
VK >> o:-)
VK >> *angelic* Who lost his bones here?
VK >> Who's the owner of that skull?
nico >> Must be me... I mean, after I met that arrow of yours... (8=] X
VK >> This was only a self defence weapon that automaticly aims
at robots only.
Oh! It shouldn't aim at you!!!
If it did I'm very sorry. I must check that mechanism.
But first of all I will carry you to an witch...
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nico >> Ha! She turned you into a bird! :D:D:D:D
What now? Uh.. Oh!
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VK >> Your turn???
VK >> But please don't forget to help me later on!
VK >> Not today. But you know: being a bird is not a nice feeling.
Our cat is hungry and I hope I survive a day or so.VK >> He stop tha t.
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Puh! Just escaped an sharp claw.VK >> What does that mean? You wish that our cat is lucky? Or do you
hope I escape him?VK >> I think I look for a high place for todnight.
nico >> And where do you expect to find a _flying_ place to sleep?
VK >> Hm. I only thought of the lamp at the ceiling. No change of
jumping or climbing to it.VK >>Hey! Don't make me afraid. What other change do I have???
==========+ | __ __ || | | || | || | | || | || | |__||__| |-- | __ __()|\ Peeking in because rationing is about to be imposed... | | || | +| | | || | || | | || | || | |__||__| || |__________|- ejm
Oops I just noticed that nico is green. I'll be blue....
llizard >> Hello. Did I stole your color?
VK; /| / | /__|______ | __ __ | | | || | | | | || | | | |__||__| |^^%--- | __ __()| \ Hey!! For once I was right! | | || | +` | | || | | | | || | | | |__||__| | |__________| ejm
llizard >> Why are you hiding behind that door? Come in! :-)
VK >> You must be tired after that bone shaking mistake...
nico; no, not at all. I believe that I stole yours. That's why I changed. Perhaps if you put the cat in a cage, you'll be safe.
VK; Because ==========+ | __ __ || | | || | || | | || | || | |__||__| |== sh! | __ __()|/ ...I'm not really here. | | || | +| | | || | || | | || | || | |__||__| || |__________|- ejm
llizard >> I see! So you expect to not get noticed if you hide behind the door? :D:D:D:D
nico; /| / | /__|______ | __ __ | | | || | | | | || | | | |__||__| |^%--- | __ __()| \ do you have a cage or basket that you | | || | +` can lure the cat into? | | || | | | | || | | | |__||__| | |__________| ejm
VK; It might have worked (if I had oiled the hinges) :^D /| / | /__|______ | __ __ | | | || | | | | || | | | , | |__||__| | _ _ |> |>[ [ |\ |/ | __ __()| ( (_ |\ |\[ [ |-\|\ | | || | | _) | | \ | | || | | | | || | | | |__||__| | |__________| ejm
llizard >> Me??? I am a bird! I mean in the moment I am a bird. I hope
VK will make me normal again. But she is to tired to do so.
And I am alone at home with our tom cat!
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llizard >> Careful! You might wake up T or O! :-D
nico; maybe you can fly into the cage to lure the cat in then fly out to safety? __________ /xxxxxxxxx/| |+++++++++|x| |+++++++++|x| |+++++++++|x| |+++++++++|x| |+++++++++|/
nico >> Maybe llizard can help you. I mean, she's a llizard and has managed to survive having a cat for quite a long time now... :)
llizaard >> That ist an idea. At least it is a plan. But I have to
admit that I'm quite frightend to do that!nico; __________ /xxxxxxxxx/| O> |+++++++++|x| < > |+++++++++|x| " )) |+++++++++|x| ^;^,,,,/ |+++++++++|x| =* =,,, ) |+++++++++|/ / / ) )
llizard >> *You have do admit: we haven't met yet*
nico; do you know what a lizard is? (like a salamander or chameleon?) A llizard is similar but more flexible....
llizard >> Ok - if YOU will close the cage!
nico; it's true. Very remiss of me. Allow me to introduce myself.
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lizzard >> I see. So a lizzard is a cute (little) animal with a long
tail.nico; maybe you had better get VK to close the cage. Rationing is about to be imposed and I have to go.
nico; sometimes llizards are very very large.... (ask VK)
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nico; but usually, yes, llizards are quite small. As far as I know, there is only one llizard (me) VK and nico; Rationing has been imposed. I must go. See you the next time!
nico; Yes I've seen your lovely portrait in the newsgroup. I like that you are dancing. (or are you running?)
VK and nico; ==========+ | __ __ || | | || | || | | || | || | |__||__| |-- | __ __()|\ Bye!!! | | || | +| | | || | || | | || | || | |__||__| || |__________|- ejm
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VK >> I think I will sleep in the lamp. Ok I will try to sleep.
Hope I manage to talk to you again. It is very hard to
pick at the keys.nico >> Mmmm... my eyes are beginning to feel a bit "gluey"... 8-]
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