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Krogg >> It is so nice to see somebody else using the chat watcher and not just me!!! :) :) :)
VK>>I enjoyed your club..... :)
VK>>I am just so glad to hear the chirp.... :D
Krogg >> Something for you:
Subject:
REQ: A male pixie
Date:
Tue, 25 May 1999 15:33:26 -0400
From:
"Qryz" <qryz@geocities.com>
Organization:
ExecPC Internet - Milwaukee, WI
Newsgroups:
alt.ascii-art
I need a male pixie
all of the pixies/sprites I have seen look like girls
if you could help I would be very happy
I thank you in advance
C=
qryzATgeocities.com
P.S.
I need it rather decent (i.e. no ballsacks or the like : ) )
thanks again
VK>>from hearing it,i would say its a high pitch with a
amplitude envelope that looks like so:
,-.
,' `-._
/ `--.._
/ ``---...___
But i havent tested it yet,standard "chirp".
VK>>I saw that and considered it,but i couldn't resist putting
in ball sacks,and lots of em.
Krogg >> That's what I meant. Follow your instinct! Be bad! :)
Krogg >> The alt.romath people are starting to call me "ascii goddess". Do you have anything to do with that? *suspicious glare*
VK>>I can sort of hear "pjipp" but the "p" sound would put a "t" at
the end...I have spent some time trying to come up with
a phonetic sstem for sound effects,but nothing good has come of it.
As for the pic,lets see what i can come up with.
VK>>I didnt put them up to it,but I like thier attitude... :)
Krogg >> Well, FS is of the very strong opinion that it is a "*pjipp*". :D
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Krogg >> It's a bit unclear... hard to see what the details are supposed to be... :-/
VK>>well its a rough draft....:)
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The # bit is a bit confusing?
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VK>>This look better?
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/\ | ||____|_Krogg >> Probably better without the knife! :D
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VK>>Do you think the wings are good enough?
Krogg >> That's a lot better! Krogg >> The wings? Well, they look a bit like bat wings... :-/ Try to make more Joan-Hayley-Glory-ish fluffy cute kind of wings...
VK>>I am terrible at the wing's....one more try...
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These are cool
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\\/ | \=====//Krogg >> What's the round object he's "aiming at"?
I can't believe it!! VK and Krogg??? Here at the same time as I am? This is too much happiness. (I think)
VK>>Its supposed to be the top of a mushroom. *eatin a burger* :9
Llizard>>!!!!!!
....Silence.....
Krogg >> Maybe you should clear that bit up somehow. I would never have guessed it was a mushroom... :-/
ha
^^^^%--- ha
" \ ha I should have known that that peeing figure was a male
pixie.
I decided to just ignore the request as being too woosy. (how DO you
spell that?? "whoosy"? "Whussy"?)
Or maybe too much like being Bobbittized... I just know that the request
was objectionable in some way.llizard >> Exactly! It was like they specifically _asked_ to get the opposite of what they asked for somehow... :D
KRogg; THat is supposed to be a mushroom??? I thought it looked like a sword in a marshmallow.
As for those critical details...
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\\/ | \=====//VK and KRogg; Hmmm, there seems to be no way that I can alter this to
not fulfill that request.
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llizard >> I thought it was the "beam" hitting the other flower and "spreading" out in different directions... :-\
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VK and KRogg;
This one, however, lends itself to alteration. But again, I can't bring
myself to do it....
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Hmmm, still not quite right.... :^D
Krogg; Let me get this straight, is
this supposed to be the mushroom?
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.:' .: \ \ ||KroggVK,Llizard>>Why,thank you,Do yall think i should post it now?
I mean,does it look finished....Llizard>>Its his pants,pulled down.
llizard >> I think those are supposed to be boots with pulled-down trousers around them...
Krogg; What is this then?
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\\ .;' | |_||_|_[Hmmm.... Maybe one should do some work on the "main" flower...]
Krogg; Why would a pixie be wearing pants at all?
krogg; It's my understanding that pixies are clothing free.
Llizard>>Thats a flower....Pants,Well..I dunno,maybe he dont want
a bee sting on his weenie. //)
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Ya'll>>hows this,if you too tweek it up some,we all can share credit,
or something.VK>>ya,that looks more ruffled,good....
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.:' \ \ ||KroggKRogg;
ha
^^^^%--- ha
" \ ha With the size of his weenie in comparison to the bees'
size, it seems that the bees would be nervous of
approaching it at all....Krogg; and it also seems that those balls are just a little small in comparison to the rest of him... or is that supposed to be hair?
VK>>Now he's got no shame at all,Very good.:)
Krogg; It's your drawing. I think you should get to take credit for it.
Llizard>>how about that?
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Krogg;
ha
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" \ ha Did he have shame before? He has looked entirely shameless
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.:' \ \||KroggLlizard>>well,he didn figure anyone was watching.... heh hehe
Krogg; Oh!!! So the % is supposed to be hair! I didn't notice the ( and thought that the % was his balls!
Krogg >> You're reading my mind again! We did the same diddle! :D:D:D:D
VK>>that about does it...Llizard what you think....
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.:' \ \||KroggKrogg >> You are too impatient! Art takes time! :)
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.:' \ \||Kroggllizard >> Those are VERY odd-looking toes!!! :D:D:D::DD:D
VK and Krogg;
ha
^^^^%--- ha
" \ ha What do I think? I think this pixie is amazingly endowed
when you consider that his arm is the same size as his penis! Llizard>>hmm let me see what the look like in the big version..
VK: :^D It's true; they are. But this is a very odd looking pixie!
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Hmmm... shouldn't he have two arms?
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.:' \ \||Kroggllizard >> Of course he is! That's the whole point! :D::D
VK; So why are you worried about odd looking toes? :^D Krogg; Are his toes supposed to be hairy?
//)
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llizard >> What does the size of his unmentionable parts have to do with the look of his toes??? :D:D:D:D
Hmmm... this sig I made a couple of days ago doesn't have specifically
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Internet newsgroup posting. Imperial VK: Nothing!!! But you objected to the look of his toes. (In some parts of the world, his toes would be unmentionable) I'm just saying that his toes won't even be noticed as odd looking because people will be fixated on the size of his so-called unmentionables.
VK; That is a wonderful sig and didn't really need toes. :^)
...however, that being said, I'll just add some toes.
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llizard >> I think I asked one question and you answered another... :D
Krogg >> :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D::D:DD
VK; :^D I've forgotten the question. I'll have to look at the last 50 or 60 messages.
Talking about oddly huge "unmentionable parts", here's another sig:
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Llizard>>hmmmmm i wonder what might have made you forget...huhuhuh
VK;
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" \ ha i'm so confused now that I can't even find the questionVK>>that was my favorite one,besides "Redstar"
llizard >> I'm saving this conversation so you can read it through later... :)
Ok...If there are no final tweeks,I am gonna post this version...
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Krogg; Not that. It's that I'm faint with hunger and the smell wafting up from the kitchen where my chef is even now preparing dinner (and about to impose rationing) is absolutely divine. I can hardly think because of it....
Hmmm.... can we do something about the smoothness of the beam?
VK; :^) That's assuming that I still know how to read.... My mind is fried.
llizard >> First Krogg talks about hamburgers and now you.... :P *grrrr*
llizard >> Well, there's plenty of pictures to look at... :D
VK>>sure,lets see...
Llizard>>i was eating as you came in...Good home cooked burger,
Nice and thick...
VK and Krogg; The stream looked better when it was dots and apostrophes.
Hmmm... sausage is almost like hamburger... *bites Krogg*
Krogg; Moan... (Did you have freshly grated horseradish on it?) VK; I won't tell you that I smell chicken and garlic roasting and that there are potatoes baking. And I really won't tell you that there is asparagus because it's in season right now.
VK and Krogg; Rationing is being imposed. Good to see you both here.
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Llizard>>bye... VK>>mmmmmmm a little harder next time....
Llizard>>nice seeing you again..bye........ :)
Krogg; I forgot to thank you for letting me have a new fishing rod. It's good. I keep losing mine in my animation. VK and Krogg; I'm really going now!
[really gone] (Don't have too much fun without me.)
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llizard >> Of course you contributed something! (can't remember exactly what, but certainly it was SOMETHING! If nothing else, some _ideas_....) :)
Llizard...I know you are gone,but yer welcome.
llizard >> Really bye then! (and happy refreshing yourself!) :D
VK>>We all share the credit....and flames..hehehehe
VK>>SO are you sastified with the sausage..um,i mean the pee
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VK>>What happend to that poor sausage......
Krogg >> Nothing happened to it. That's the way I found it. :-) *still hungry*
VK>>I am gonna post that pixie now...Unless you have any
objections....
Posticated...........:)
VK>>Whats your suggestion.....
Krogg >> I don't know... Why not look in aaa and see if you find some interesting request... :)
VK>>There's the mink one...... DOnt got no idea's for it yet.... >Hi, > >Can anyone out there help me locate an ascii picture of a mink? >(meaning the small furry animal in case of language barrier >complications) I've tried a couple of sites but no joy. > >Cheers, > >Mike
Krogg >> Well, since we're in the darker sections of humour right now, why not try an "animated sausage" version.... I mean, little furry animal popping out of your pants...
VK>>ehehehhe....Hmmmmm
<activating chat watcher while Krogg works on first sketch>
VK>>DUnno why i did it,but i neckified Morphina's Skater...
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VK>>Yes,looks better now....I got to go soon...Maybe work on the furry animal later....But there is a `beaver' in that ascii.......heheh
VK>>been nice chatting with ya...Later.....
VK>>bye *gone*
Hehe, here's what showed up in the newsgroup:
Qryz wrote:
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> all of the pixies/sprites I have seen look like girls
> if you could help I would be very happy
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Appears that there was some static in your signal....
Couldnt make out the last part.
We worked on this for a while,finnaly got It tweeked out,
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