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VK [email] [home] 14 Jan. 10:29, from: 130.240.2.25, red
FS >> That they only kick me out but never you...  :P

(ok, I kicked myself out this time, but...)

FS 14 Jan. 10:34, from: 130.240.2.18, turquoise
VK >> I was kicked out a week ago,

VK [email] [home] 14 Jan. 10:36, from: 130.240.2.25, red
FS >> :)

VK [email] [home] 14 Jan. 11:01, from: 130.240.2.25, red
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FS 14 Jan. 11:09, from: 130.240.2.18, turquoise
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VK [email] [home] 14 Jan. 11:10, from: 130.240.2.25, red
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FS 14 Jan. 11:15, from: 130.240.2.18, turquoise
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JRO 14 Jan. 11:17, from: 209.141.24.137, black
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VK [email] [home] 14 Jan. 11:17, from: 130.240.2.25, red
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VK [email] [home] 14 Jan. 11:18, from: 130.240.2.25, red
JRO >> hi!  :)

JRO 14 Jan. 11:18, from: 209.141.24.137, black
 

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         "You think I MEANT to be late fer supper? Rustlers
          tried to steal the herd on the back forty, the
          crick has flooded in the south pasture, the Kiowas
          staged another uprisin', a brushfire has burnt out
          the north flat, a twister done blowed away the barn,
          and on top of all that -- my dang horse demanded 
          to stop at the saloon fer a bottle of red-eye."

JRO 14 Jan. 11:18, from: 209.141.24.137, black
I wasn't totally happy with that caption, so if
anyone can think of a better one, let me know...

FS 14 Jan. 11:19, from: 130.240.2.18, turquoise
JRO >> Hi!

JRO 14 Jan. 11:19, from: 209.141.24.137, black
How cold is it, over there?

VK [email] [home] 14 Jan. 11:20, from: 130.240.2.25, red
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JRO 14 Jan. 11:20, from: 209.141.24.137, black
     \__/
     (oo)     Environmental conditions here, are
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JRO 14 Jan. 11:21, from: 209.141.24.137, black
The temperature is all silverware, or this is
your better idea for a caption?

VK [email] [home] 14 Jan. 11:21, from: 130.240.2.25, red
JRO >> It's -17C and I intend to spend the afternoon standing still in
one spot (a very windy spot) outdoors...

JRO 14 Jan. 11:22, from: 209.141.24.137, black
Decent people wouldn't be up this early... here.  I wonder why
I am?

VK [email] [home] 14 Jan. 11:23, from: 130.240.2.25, red
JRO >> The forks and stuff is because it's lunch time here....  :-9

JRO 14 Jan. 11:23, from: 209.141.24.137, black
So, dear, you are planning on freezing in place somewhere?
I would suggest you stay in one spot --- inside.

FS 14 Jan. 11:23, from: 130.240.2.18, turquoise
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JRO 14 Jan. 11:23, from: 209.141.24.137, black
Yes, I thought it would be about lunchtime, there.  What are
you having?

JRO 14 Jan. 11:24, from: 209.141.24.137, black
If you were in Borneo, you could be eating durians...

JRO 14 Jan. 11:24, from: 209.141.24.137, black
If you were in Mexico, you could be eating tamales...

JRO 14 Jan. 11:25, from: 209.141.24.137, black
If you were in Chile, you could be eating empanades, which are
the same thing, really...

VK [email] [home] 14 Jan. 11:25, from: 130.240.2.25, red
JRO >> I'm going to queue for very attractive film tickets...  8)

FS >> Hmmm...

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JRO 14 Jan. 11:25, from: 209.141.24.137, black
Maybe you are eating ice; sounds like you have the weather
for it.

VK [email] [home] 14 Jan. 11:26, from: 130.240.2.25, red
JRO >> I don't know, haven't decided yet...  :)

JRO 14 Jan. 11:26, from: 209.141.24.137, black
Ah... what movie is this you are planning on seeing?

VK [email] [home] 14 Jan. 11:27, from: 130.240.2.25, red
JRO >> About 20 of them.... for a price roughly equivalent of that of
four pizzas...

JRO 14 Jan. 11:28, from: 209.141.24.137, black
Do you often have to fight polar bears, up there at
the north pole?

JRO 14 Jan. 11:29, from: 209.141.24.137, black
You mean you buy a pass that is good for a ticket to
several movies?

JRO 14 Jan. 11:29, from: 209.141.24.137, black
I used to have a freind in Canada... they eat lots of bear
stew and moose pie up there.  I guess it's probably the same
where you're at; huh?

VK [email] [home] 14 Jan. 11:29, from: 130.240.2.25, red
JRO >> That's exactly what I mean! And it's extremely cheap! That's why
they make us queue in the cold for several hours...  :)

JRO 14 Jan. 11:30, from: 209.141.24.137, black
How many bears a year do you skin out, Veronica?

VK [email] [home] 14 Jan. 11:30, from: 130.240.2.25, red
JRO >> We don't have polar bears, all our bears are brown...  :D

JRO 14 Jan. 11:31, from: 209.141.24.137, black
Hmmm... well, I don't know much about buying movie passes
over there.  Here, you can get one, if you want to; pretty
much whenever you want to.

VK [email] [home] 14 Jan. 11:31, from: 130.240.2.25, red
11:30! Time for lunch!

*leaving*

FS, JRO >> Bye!  :)

JRO 14 Jan. 11:31, from: 209.141.24.137, black
No polar bears?  But I thought you were at the north pole; or nearly.

JRO 14 Jan. 11:32, from: 209.141.24.137, black
Hokay... be good

FS 14 Jan. 11:32, from: 130.240.2.18, turquoise
VK, JRO >> Bye!

*lunch*

VK [email] [home] 14 Jan. 11:32, from: 130.240.2.25, red
JRO >> This is a University thing, so it's 20 films for the price of 
two... but only if you're a student (and have the ID-card to prove it!)  :)

VK [email] [home] 14 Jan. 11:33, from: 130.240.2.25, red
JRO >> No polar bears.  :D

JRO 14 Jan. 11:34, from: 209.141.24.137, black
Okay ------ derivation of Choctow Indian "hokay". Introduced
            into English language by President Andrew Jackson,
            who began signing bills with "OK".  He picked up
            the term from treaty negotiations with the Choctows
            some years before, and became endeared to it.  

JRO 14 Jan. 11:35, from: 209.141.24.137, black
Go eat lunch, dear.  And don't freeze to death waiting on 
movie passes.

VK [email] [home] 14 Jan. 11:35, from: 130.240.2.25, red
*leaving!*

JRO 14 Jan. 11:36, from: 209.141.24.137, black
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      ( oo      So long, and good luck with the bears.
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VK [email] [home] 14 Jan. 11:36, from: 130.240.2.25, red
What appeared on my screen when I logged out from ludd:



I get up each morning, gather my wits.
Pick up the paper, read the obits.
If I'm not there I know I'm not dead.
So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.

Oh, how do I know my youth is all spent?
My get-up-and-go has got-up-and-went.
But in spite of it all, I'm able to grin,
And think of the places my get-up has been.
                -- Pete Seeger

VK [email] [home] 14 Jan. 11:37, from: 130.240.2.25, red
*gone*

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