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Hello VK!!  :^)

VK; You and snt have interesting things...

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VK; How fortuitous.  :^D

This house is almost too small even for the person to crawl into!
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VK;

Yes, I think the house is too small...
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VK: How about this?
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VK;


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VK; It's understood.

...jumping over the house:
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VK; :^D   How did you find that site? It looks like it requires a lot
of practice. I have developed a public toilet method that I learned
of necessity when I was in India. It doesn't require nearly as much skill
except that one has to be able to balance on one leg....

VK; But it's more of a challenge for the little guy to jump over
the house.

Hello Storm!

VK; Where and who is Storm?

VK; I'll try...

...jumping over the house:

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VK; this message just appeared.

"Storm is waiting for you in the chat and will join you in a minute or two!"

Storm; Aha! There you are! Where have you been all this time since
you announced that you were waiting?

VK; Well, one never knows.

Storm; Are you a bug?

VK; Yes, that's better.
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VK; Oh oh...

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Storm; I too have no idea what you mean by that.

VK; I'm still trying to figure out how to draw a diagram of the other
matter.

VK; This is the best I can do on short notice.
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Storm; is the Klingon Kok from the original series or the later one?

VK; It works pretty well unless the room is too wide. It's always good
to have a wall to balance against.

Storm; If the picture you post doesn't appear, it's likely that you
have used a bad character.

VK: And it's an essential thing to learn when one is faced with filth
and squalor. :^/

 
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VK; Actually, I hope you can't imagine it. It can be quite dreadful :^/

VK; Did I ever tell you about the time I stood in a train cubicle washing
my hands for 5 minutes, crying and staring into the fly specked mirror
because the room was so filthy and I knew there was ten more hours on the
train?

STorm; That would explain why I don't recognize the term. I only know
the original series. I couldn't watch it when the new one was introduced
and then I just lost interest.

STorm; Go for it. I'm dying to see a plate of unappetizing worms.

VK; Well, now I have. I finally left that particular dreadful room (with
very clean hands) and walked to the next car and found another cleaner (but
not actually what anyone would call clean) room so that I could last the
rest of the journey.  T wondered why I was gone so long.   :^D

VK; So it's universal then. :^(

Storm; Are you a colleague of Krogg's?

VK and Storm; Rationing is about to be imposed. (five minutes)

STorm; I have never even bothered about Babylon 5. In fact I didn't even
know that it was related to StarTrek. ANd I wasted a tremendous amount
of time watching the original series over and over, never tiring of the
bombastic speeches made by James T Kirk.

VK; :^)  I'm relieved to hear it. Actually most of the trains in India
weren't so bad either.

Storm;


hmmm
tastes     ---%^,
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chicken   (_)\/ >
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Storm; 
        ha
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             his e-mail because it was moved by the great tidier (not me).

VK and Storm; Rationing has been imposed. See you the next time!

Storm; Kirk - brrrr. too meaty. I think I prefered Spock...   :^D

VK and Storm;  Bye!!!

Storm; That's why I said it.  :^D

VK; I always carry a bar of soap.


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