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Krogg >> Well, yesterday I could have kept milk outside without it going bad... (it was raining and quite cold yesterday)
VK>>how many hours of light is there now?
I wish some cold air would break off from
the north and fall to florida...Krogg >> I don't know, but I guess you could find the info on the web somewhere. . .
VK>>I am WAY to lazy right now to look anything up... :P
Krogg >> I thought I should be able to find that info on SMHI's site, but I can't find it... *grrr*
Ah! The sun goes up at 02:29 and down at 22:44
VK>>Just tell me is it like day almost 24 hours or not like
that at all...I was just thinking that this time of year
it was daylight all the time or something...Krogg >> No, now we have a couple of hours that actually resemble night. :)
VK>>I just learned that somewhere deep in the laws of Florida
that this is a LAW...
"You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays."
Entering...
AND in Tampa Bay (a small city) "It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M."
Blue>>Hi
Krogg >> Considering that 1. Some people WORK in "public places" and 2. An average human being farts 14 times a day, that would seem a little bit hard to enfoce...
VK>>YA,I found it on a "page of dumbass laws"....It is in fact
illegal to have sex in anyway except intercourse in the
missionary position in florida...I have never known for
anyone to ever get arrested or be punished for violations
of our outdated sex laws,but still,they ARE in the book
somewhere....Its totaly screwed up....Krogg >> I saw a web site that was devoted to how old you have to be to have sex in different countries...
VK>>Its weird...Onw would think that different countries and states
would do "house cleaning" on thier laws ever now and again...
but stupid NEW laws are allways bieng made up too....(PUL) :P
ANYWAY......................
VK>>On my island,I let the little people do it all they want...THey
dont have contraception so it makes more slaves for me to
play with...which reminds me,did you give out condoms to
yer new dorm persons,with that booklet thing?Krogg >> Hrm... I haven't finished writing that thing yet... (in fact, I don't think I've changed anything in it since then...) but the new people haven't arrived yet... 8)
VK>>how long b4 the invaders come....
"Its like there are a few things about the earth
that other folks might want.....Like whe WHOLE planet..
And these folks might want to make a few changes...."
VK>>Well,one cool thing to do is:
put nails through a thin piece of wood so as the sharp
ends poke through....
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and lay a bunch of these things around on the floor....
they will get poked in the foot and you can laugh at them a lot.
VK>>ya,its really cruel..cool...
You could also put loaded rat traps in places
where they will put thier hands and stuff....Lots of fun..
or give them condoms....OUTDATED condoms that will break]
really easy...and then throw a sex party...HAHAHAHA now that
would be tragicaly funny.....
Krogg >> And where do I find outdated condoms?
VK>>in FS's wallet......
AAAA HAHAHAHAHA
VK>>I dunno...that IS a good question....hmmmm letme think about it
VK>>maybe in some old "dent and bent" kinda store.
Krogg >> And how do I get hold of FS' wallet?
VK>>well,you could give him a big hug,kinda like you are gonna
give him a big wet squishy kiss,and reach around and grab
his butt..and snatch his wallet out of his pocket...then
run....but this of course might not work...maybe you
could just kick him in the nuts and while he is rolling
on the floor take his wallet.....VK>>which one...you swapping spit with a monkey,or kicking him
in the nuts?
Krogg >> The kicking-in-the-nuts one, I didn't quite get it from just the description...
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Krogg >> OK... Now explain that little cartoon... :D:D:DD
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VK>>so how do you read the other one?
Krogg >> So, the stealing-FS-wallet plan failed... What were the other alternatives?
Krogg >> Ah! yes! The other plan! (but would that one really work after the first, more peaceful one, failed?)
VK>>maybe you could find some old condoms at a "dent and bent" store
Hell,just get some new ones and poke tiny holes in them with a
small pin...Krogg >> Hmmm.. I'm not quite sure what you mean by "dent and bent store" but somehow I suspect that they don't sell condoms there. Won't the squishy stuff leak out if I poke holes in them?
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VK>>how squishy are condoms in Sweden......
Dent and bent stores are places that sell old or outdated
stuff...thet might sell stuff that got messed up or broken..
stuff that other stores wouldnt sell.....I dunno if ya'll
got them up there...Krogg >> Are you talking about used stuff or stuff that got "left over" from other shops? (I don't think I've seen condoms in either of those)
Krogg >> I suspect they are about as squishy as they are in America...
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This just popped up in a newsgroup:
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LMD \__\_\ \__\_\ \__\_\VK>>the ones around here sell both used stuff and left overs...
I have seen condoms there...but like a year later the same
box is still sitting there or something...who would buy
condoms there....hehehe
Well,I dont think there is much to leak out if ya get a brand
that isnt lubricated a lot...Shoot...just get "lifestyles" brand
they break really easy anyhow...or just take a hole punch and
pop a big hole in the middle...horney teens at a sex party
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Now he is wearing a condom......OK...horny people under the age of 50......hehe...
VK>>I dunno....maybe you buy a bunch of condoms NOW and wait
for a few more years b4 you try this one... _ _
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woops,it brokeVK>>get them all drunk and pass out the finger parts of some
strechy gloves as if they was condoms....?
Krogg >> Don't you think they'll notice the difference?
Whole crap load of animated gifs here: http://www.sfdt.com/links/index.html
VK>>depends on how drunk you get them...remember the "jello shots"..
they taste good,and dont seem like they would get ya ripped,
but if you eat a few,its like driking a whole bottle of booze.
Krogg >> Didn't I tell you about "jello" being unknown in Sweden...
VK>>damn...ya'll dont got nothing like it.....
Maybe ya could get someone to send ya some...
VK>>If i wasnt so poor i would send ya some...Maybe when i am
in better shape i could...or maybe Llizard could...I dunno.
Well..its getting late here... VK>>Its been fun chatting and stuff,but i got to go....
VK>>Bye my GODDESS...... *gone*
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