alt.ascii-art chat

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VK!!!

VK>>It must have been months since i i have chatted.

VK>>Oh yeah,and since i figured out yer `T' i must ask
    you to guess how i knew....?

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VK>>Never heard you mention it....

   
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VK>>BUt it _is_ mentioned on your site somewhere... :)

VK>LOL.... hehehhuhuhehehahahe

VK>>the trick is finding where it is mentioned....hehe

VK>>Looks to be a "brown star"...hahhaha.

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VK>>Ya i guess you are right about that...huhahaheh heh

VK>>Just diddling the asshole a little thats all....

[I got a job now]

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>Q: Where can I find you on the net?
>A: Right here, or in one of the, all too many, newsgroups I read (and
>write to), e.g. alt.ascii-art, comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html,
>alt.animals.felines, and other groups with similar topics.

Ya could add the chat to this.....

VK>>hehe...Ok,someday when you are makiing modifications and
    are chatting and i am here....considering the phase correlation
    of those events,maybe sometime in 1001 they will be alligned.

VK>>Hows it been?....Ok I know you hate that question.....
    I got a job driving a van around for a bait and tackle
    warehouse.

VK>>well the pay sucks,but atleast its easy work to do...and its
    airconditioned so i wont burn up in the summer heat of this
    verrrrrrry hot place i live in....and i get to play with
    worms all day.

VK>>Well for a month b4 getting the job the only money i could get
    was from grunting up worms from the ground and selling them.
    ya only get $3.00 for 100 worms...and its HARD work to make
    money that way...and you have worm slime allover your hands
    most of the day...heheheh so i guess i had a chance to get
    used to it...on a side note the other day i saw an entire
    5 gallon bucket full to the top with nothing but maggots...
    One of the coolest things i ever saw....didnt have a camera
    but since its a common thing to see in this job i will 
    have to take some pics someday.....

VK>>so what kind of job you looking fer?

VK>>Whats the cost of living like there for your lifestlye...
    I mean,is it easy to get job for a few weeks and cover your 
    expense for a few months?

  

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VK>>i see...Its really cheap to live in this town i am in,about
    1/5 of the cost of the place i was at last year,but it took
    almost a year to find one lousy paying job here....Guess
     it worked out....so far...anyday something bad will happen
    and i will have to suffer in onemore way....At least i got
    a computer and 10 fingers.

VK>>well...lightning _did_ almost get my computer...hahahehuh huh hmmmm ugggg

VK>>  :/

VK>>I am thinking of writing a book....

VK>> I have 3 ideas,

1. a scifi book mainly from the point of view of an alien from a
   very violent alien species...

2.a book of crazy rants that i sometimes have in my mind but
  never bother to write down...Probably not publishable but
   long after i am dead it will probly make me lots of money.

3.A jurnal of my atventures on my island with the really 
   small people that i am mean to .

VK>>witch one would you most likely read if forced to choose one.
 

VK i have a few for the island one.

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VK>>I am gong to make some new ones...... :P

I am trying to rember someting cool that happend one day
 on my island that i can whip up an ascii for....
probly be few mins and i will post it.

One day i got this idea to get some of the small cats that
live on the island with the small people and shoot them
through a straw.It was a lot fun.




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VK>>those are large sigs you are making.........

VK>>no...whats that?

VK>>Ill have to take a look...is it high traffic?

Jeez...over 6000 messages waiting there for me....

Ok,some were expired...down to 3555

VK>>ok,are you leaving...howcome you are up so late/up so early?

VK>>so are you up late or up early?

VK>>hehehe...guess tomorow isnt an important day in your schedule....

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VK>>what?

VK>>i see a post from "redstar"...looking through messages for
    interesting stuff...

VK>>hhehe...looks like fun,maybe start a crossposting war with
    a.a-a and alt.comp.virus and alt.romath  huhuhuhuh

VK>>was just joking....hehehhe

Well,its kinda interesting,but not near the scope of coolness in alt.tasteless,though
its been a while since ive had time to read that one either.

VK>>no...you should give it a try,They tell really gross stories
and share news events that have gross implications and just
 to be freindly the group has a "tasteless secret santa"
 every year....

if you enter the TSS(secter santa thing) your name will be matched
randomly with someone else and you have to send them a really
tasteless present,ant they send you one..then after christmass
you share what you recieved anf from who...the most tasteless one
wins kinda...

anyway its loads of fun to read....

I really ought to read more there.

VK>>its just how you think of it....think of them as really "funny"
    stories about stuff.... :^)

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VK>>I was just reading about a cool invention on a.t  its
called the ultimate stun gun,basically you attach a 
car alternator and ignition coil to a chansaw motor and
 let the hot and ground wires hang out the front...you
could fry the crap out of would be muggers and atackers
with this cool device.....See a.t is a really educational
place....Its not sick.  :P

VK>>(in the voice of Darth Vader) Join the darkside.....

VK>>well i got to go again....

Glad to have found you here and chatted for a bit....


Bye GODDESS.

VK>>bye.....

*gone*