brojek >> Hmmm... a thought just struck me... You understand this stange language, right? http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/pics/ascii/junkyard/WANTED/Translation_Polish-to-English.txt
VK: I think i understand it, yes :-) but the quality of translatian
might be somwhat poor.<snip>
VK: transprogressindicator: 100% get it at: http://www.tenbit.com/przemek/translated-to-english.txt
VK: so i'm the best for next five minutes, right? ;-D
VK: aah, you gave that so cheeply, I'm dissappointed. (should have request the whole hour or more... :) o-o " `-' ### #
VK: impossible. I got nothing. And you should go to sleep anyway,
if You are to follow FS' advice.brojek >> I'm doing something... (just be patient...)
brojek >> Just post _something_ so I can see if my little "thing" worked...
c> Gee, I hate beggars (hmm I'm asking for something terrible :) (`-_(\ As for patience -- I'm the mose patient thing in this chat. \\ ==
VK: even if it did work, I can't see what it was. Sorry... (hmm, no-colors stylesheet, netscape 4.6 , linux, just to remind you my environment :-)
VK: you now this rule: no colors in ascii unless after
few hits of LSD. ;->brojek >> Like I said, try the "normal" stylesheet.......
I;l try that normal stylesheet just for you.
gosh. worse. fuck. worse. run out of words. *insert the stronger word you know here* :-)
fought it would look "better" on black stylesheet but no.
gonna shut up unitl this is turned off :-)
VK: that special class for me. Or if this silly trick is going to work...
did not. maybe this. for now, enjjoy this didle:
_.-"""-._
.' `.
/ \
| |
| |
| |
\ / _.-"""-._
_.`. .'. .' `.
|`-._`-.._..-'_.-| / \
| _ `-._ _.-' | | |
| | `-._ " _.-'| | | |
| | || | | | | |
| | || | | | \ /
| | || | .--..--..--..--..--..--.. _`. .'.
| | || |-' | | `\ |`-.`-.._..-'.-'|
| | || | I love this sport and this ) | `-._.-' |
| _.-'| |_ place is ideal for it! ( | |`-._ _.-'| |
/\ ' -'| |`--..--..--..--..--..--..--'' | | || | | |
`-\_o,';| | -._ -._ | | || | | |
/ ,\|,' | | ``---._ `-._ | | || | | |
| /,','\ .-' `-._|`-._ ``-._ `-._ | | || | | |
|| `' / /|-| |-._ `-._ `--._`-._|`-._ | | || | | |
| | ' || |\ `-._ `-._ ``---._ `| | || | | |
| - | | | || | \ | |`-._ `-._|`-._ ``-| |`-.|| | | |
_.-' | | || | \ | | `-._ `-._ | |-._ | |._ | |
_.-' | | || | \| | `-._ `-.| | `| |_ `-| |
| | | || | | | `-._ _.| | | | `.-| |
| | || || | | | _.-'|_.-'_.-' | |_.-' |
| | | . || | | | _.-' __.---'' _.| ' |
| | || || | | |\_.-'|_.-'_.-'' _.-'|_.-' _. |
| | | || | | |' _- _.-' _.-' | |
|| || || |_.-'| |_.---'' _.-' _ | | |
\ | | | || |_.-'| | _.-'|_.-' _.-'|| | | |
\ | || .'_| | | |_.-' _.-'| | || | | |
\ | | |._ | | | `-._ _.-' | | || | | |
\ || | | `| | ```-._`-._|`-._ _.-' | | || | | |
|\_.-| | `-._ ``---._ `-._ | | || | | |
| | `-._|`-._ ``-._ `-._ | | || | | |
| || || | `-._ `--._`-._|`| | || | | |
| | | | `-._ ``---.| |`|| | | |
| | | | |`-._ `-._|`-._ | |-.| |-._ | |
| | ||`-._ `-.| | | |._ `-| |
| | | | || | `-._ _.| | | | `-_| |
| | | ||__ | | | `-._ _.-'|_.-'_.-' | |_.-' |
| | | | ._.-| |. | | `-._ _.-' __.---'' _| |
| | | ||/ | | \ | | _.-'|_.-'_.-'' _.-'|_.-' |
| || || | | .'| |-' __.---'' _.-' |
| | | | |.| '| |-'' _.-'|_.-' |
| | || _. | | | | | _.-' |
| | | ' | | | | |_.-' |
| || | | \ | | / _| ' _.-'
|_.-' | _`.| |'-' _.-'
|`-._ _.| _.-'
| `-._ _.-' _.-'
| |' _.-'
| | _.-'
| | _.-'
| | _.-'
| | _.-'
| | _.-'
| | _.-'
_ | | _.-'
`-|_ | _.-'
`-._ | _.-'
`-.|.-'
either pattern matching, or you just check e-mail, or IP, lets see... but first I'll look at the page source for some evil CGI parameters. (I hate this aggresive colours, you hit me right in my heart) nay, nothing unusal there..
you do all of those checks. this IP is spoiled too... from now.
hmmm
Entering...
vk: gotta some more IP's at hand. Let's see if you check referrer too, to make my life more miserable.
Entering...
Entering...
he's me, vk, and will not talk any sesnible things.
VK: oj, really?
ieeee, human behind, end of hacking. I wish this evil background be gone by tommorow VK, if i'm welcome here, that is. o-o " `-' ### #
me ghost, me gone.
VK: one can never know, you know.
VK: Damoclesian Sword still there :-)
VK: nope. short break. In an hour you'll se why.
_.
* . * o . ,'/ .
* ; ; .
. /^\ . `, `,.
. `\,./' (===) . `-'
'\/` ,o,o,
o/..\o _,`;,^,;',_ o .
`()' / `,`,' \ *
* _][_ ( \ ~ / )
/ \ \ `. .' /
. . \ / `-,;8 8;,-' . [==I===]
( `88' ( `, `) |\\| = | .
\/ `,/ `\ | |`,' |\\|= |br
.--.--.--.--.--.-- ). .`,-.-,- ,--.--.--.---.-'\ | =|-.--.--
,. ,, `-.-~
,.. ,., (
( ) ,.,. ,., )
( (, .,) ) (,;,.) )
) `----' `---'
( )
) ( ) (
( (
) ( ( (
.. .. .). . . . . . . . . . .,- - _ - , _ . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .
( ( '
`-'`-'`-'`-'`-'`--'`'`'`--'` ; ) ,'-`-'`-'`--'`---'`-'`'`--'
; ;; /\/ | |
| ;`, , ` | |
[===================] ; | | | | | ==
I : ; | : :I ; ; `,' ===
I---------=---------I |; | | |
I,' |(><) (><)I || | | ==
I ,`, | ,`---', I ` == | |
I `o,o' | /`0,0'; I | |
I ,`-'. | ))`-'(( I = ===
I/, ^ ,\ |/ `=' \I | | ==
[=======================] | |
== | | =
== = | |
== == |_| ==
== == ( __)
== = == \ \
--.--.--.-..-.--------...-...-..---..-.-..-...----..-`-'.--..-.-...-.
Where Icicles Come From
VK: quick and dirty. based on some unsigned picture I got
in email from my friend
c/ Hi, ever heard of a toilet, guys?
,/V
v \\
) vv _.
* (( ) . * o . ,'/ .
(( * ; ; .
. /^\ . `, `,.
. `\,./' (===) . `-'
'\/` ,o,o,
o/..\o _,`;,^,;',_ o .
`()' / `,`,' \ *
* _][_ ( \ ~ / )
/ \ \ `. .' /
. . \ / `-,;8 8;,-' . [==I===]
( `88' ( `, `) |\\| = | .
\/ `,/ `\ | |`,' |\\|= |br
.--.--.--.--.--.-- ). .`,-.-,- ,--.--.--.---.-'\ | =|-.--.--
,. ,, `-.-~
,.. ,., (
( ) ,.,. ,., )
( (, .,) ) (,;,.) )
) `----' `---'
( )
c/ I want to play too!
,/V
v/`-.
v v `. _.
* (( ) \. * o . ,'/ .
(( L * ; ; .
. | /^\ . `, `,.
. | `\,./' (===) . `-'
| '\/` ,o,o,
| o/..\o _,`;,^,;',_ o .
| `()' / `,`,' \ *
* | _][_ ( \ ~ / )
| / \ \ `. .' /
. |. \ / `-,;8 8;,-' . [==I===]
| ( `88' ( `, `) |\\| = | .
\|/ \/ `,/ `\ | |`,' |\\|= |br
.--.--.--.--.--.-- ). .`,-.-,- ,--.--.--.---.-'\ | =|-.--.--
,. ,, `-.-~
,.. ,., (
( ) ,.,. ,., )
( (, .,) ) (,;,.) )
) `----' `---'
( )VK: ROTFL. But you could at least make me hit the roof with this
liquid :-)VK: I'm back to work. good bye, m'dear. *next refresh in 20 minutes*
switched back to no-colours stylesheet.
VK: But if people ask me how I did that screaming background,
I tell them to FAQ off, and then flame you afterwards :-)_c See that little flame-thrower behind me? ,-._'(`-_(\ Don't underestimate it's power ;-> (_)\/ \\ ==
brojek >> Many miles to Poland... :D:D:D::D:D
VK: Of course, You can run...
but you cannot hide :-)))brojek >> Ah, I forgot, you fly faster than light, right?
vk: never tried _that_ but who knows..
brojek >> But didn't you say you were superasciistickman?
VK: no. :-) I did transform into Super Asciiman, but I've never
actually say I am one. and superasciistickman is a creature
i did not even transform into.
vk: how does asciistickman look like, by the way?
brojek >> He has a head o
and arms and a body /|\
and legs / \VK: I see.
o
/I\
looks very similar to me: / \ asciman vulgaris
If I took some exercises i could look like this:
o
/T\
/ \VK: soon I'll look like this: o /O\ / \
brojek >> Very similar variations on the same theme... :P
VK: is there such a thing like asciistickwoman?
VK: I can't remember seeing one, how do they look like?
VK: gee, may be that's why I still haven't got a wife. :-)
Bouncing through the back door...*boing*boing*boing*
VK, brojek~heya! :)
VK~:D
both of you~How are you today?
*decides against waving/saying "Heya! :)" to brojek's shadow, as shadows are inanimate.*
thornn: I'm fine (besides that my eyes are stil aching) hehehe. *switching of the light*
thornn: I'm fine (besides that my eyes are stil aching) hehehe. *switching of the light*
Now, that's what i call a time-warp :( VK: no, I certainly am not bored.
brojek~You actually *slept* for once?! Amazing! *faints from shock* ;D
| Author: | Veronica Karlsson |
|---|---|
| Email: | e93-vkn@sm.luth.se |
| Main page: | http://www.ludd.luth.se/users/vk/ |
| Sections: | [misc. documents] [pictures] [chat] [java games] [links] |