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    (oo) (\     I, too, have noticed that this
   //~~ \//     talkie-page is often empty of
   \\__/\/      others typing in meaningless,
    ||||        Terran jibberish....
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      \__/         It can be frustrating, and I don't
      (__) (\      like to wait around, so I pedomate
     //()\\//      to other locale....
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JRO>> Hi. I'm so used to being here alone that I almost left.

         \__/      And though lack of response can be
         (oo)      frustrating, it reminds me....
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   (oo)      That I'm usually better off, talking to myself...
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    \__/        You are actually David? The Boss's cousin?
(]  (oo)  [)    Wow... this is a joy of Galactic Proportion!
 \\/ ~~ \//     How are things in jail?  Did you get the file
  \/\__/\/      in the cake last weekend? Was the cake still
    ||||        edible?  Your wife is screwing around, you know....
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     \__/     Sorry about your folks not coming to visit you...
     (__)     Oh, and your brother Ricky may soon be joining you
    //()\\    on another DUI charge. No surprise there, I know.
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    (oo) (\     Hey! Since when did the Corrections Dept.
   //~~ \//     start letting you cons get on the internet?
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      \__/
      (oo)     Back on the home planet, we don't keep 
     //~~\\    people in "Correctional Facilities".
     \\__//    We tend to de-molecularize those who
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   (oo)      You either don't type as fast as the Boss does,
  //~~\\     or we have some kind of bad connection, huh?
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    \__/        That'd be my ride coming,
    (__)  /)    if you've nothing to really say....
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OH

     \__/      Yes, sometimes people do drop in....
     (oo)
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   \__/   _        Ever see one of these? They're great
   (oo)  [_]==(-   for getting rid of the unexpected
  //~~ \//         interloper.....
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     (oo)      Nah, the Boss has never taken a look at it.
    //~~\\     What's on the thing?
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       )))
      ( oo      Back to Mars, you stinking aliens!
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     (__)     Damn kids....
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   \__/
   (oo)    Okay, I read it.  You aren't the Boss's cousin, at all.
  //~~\\   You must be Mr. Palmer.  Hmmm.... the Boss has four sons,
  \\__//   and a girl. Your reproductive habits could obviously use
__ |||| _____  an increase. On Mars, though, we tend to reproduce
   ||||        by.... I'm not sure you folks are ready for such
  (_)(_)       knowledge....

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   (oo)     Oh, I dunno.... The Boss usually don't
  //~~\\    advertise himself, much. Comes from
  \\__//    an excess of attention, in the past...
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    \__/
    (oo) (\     And if anybody ever called him a "chatperson",
   //~~ \//     I don't think he'd be too happy about that.
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   \__/
   (oo)     A girl is a small female of the species... 
  //~~\\    You remember where you got four sons? Well,
  \\__//    when those women creatures are young, they
   ||||     are known as: girls.
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      \__/
      (oo)        I wish the Boss would make up his mind,
     //~~\\       about whether I can just sit here or not.
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    \__/        Say, what time is it, across the pond?
    (oo)  /)
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    \__/       And so you have decided to destroy yourself?
    (oo)       Interesting..... Earthlings have some odd ideas.
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    \\//           Ah, I see by your webpage that you have
   (_)(_)          dabbled with some cartooning...

3:30 here, and no snow.... What decent person gits up before noon?

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     \__/         Nix, nix on that "limit" crap.... Cartoons is the
     (oo)  /)     ONLY proper format for this ridiculous picture
    //~~ \//      format.
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     \__/
 (]  (oo)  [)       For what, pray tell, is "art", after all?
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   \__/        Basically, reguardless of time or subject...
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    \__/         It's junk!
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      \__/
      (oo)     But a gag, my freind.....
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     \__/
     (oo)    Even when forgotten the next day....
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        (__)  /)
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 And    \__/
someone (oo)
       //~~\\   can always ask the question:
      //\  /\\
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       (_)(_)       Is it art?.... 
                    Because no one knows.
                    But a cartoon is a cartoon,
                    And everyone knows that.

      \__/       Besides, the Boss doesn't hardly believe that
      (oo)       aksie is art... It's just crap character that
     //~~\\      some silly people type in, and CLAIM it looks
    //\__/\\     like something.  Me, I've never been able to
 --"" //\\""---- make anything out of any of it.
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       (oo)       Besides, the Boss is the only real cartoonist
      //~~\\      in ascii left... And he gits lonely.
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      \__/       Wow. Two entries in a row begining with "besides".
      (oo) (\    The old bastarg must really be drunk tonight.
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        \__/
        (oo)      You know, he makes us say these things. We
       //~~\\     never get to talk for ourselves, unless he's
       \\__//     not watching.
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Looks like the SOB can't always spell, either...


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 That's like using the blender and the
 remote control at the same time, isn't it?

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      \__/
      (oo)      Which is probably a good idea, because
     //~~\\     about the only real use for Channel 2,
     \\__//     would be to make a milk shake of it.
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                    Damned cops are looking for me, again.
                    I knew I shouldn't have double-parked
                            the saucer again.

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         (oo)
        //~~\\      The Boss is fast, but "whew"... typing
        \\__//      all these damn pictures in is becoming
         ||\\       fatiguing.....
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      \__\      Yep, this shit always happens, when he
      (oo)       gets tired of me.....
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     \   __          /
   (     o     o)
    / /~~     \\           I'll see you when the moleculizer
     \    \__   //         has me re-integrated..
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      (((
     (((() .___+     Lousy aliens! I sure plugged him, this time.
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     )))
    ( oo    I need me a better water pistol, though.
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