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\__/ (oo) (\ I, too, have noticed that this //~~ \// talkie-page is often empty of \\__/\/ others typing in meaningless, |||| Terran jibberish.... |||| (_)(_)
\__/ It can be frustrating, and I don't (__) (\ like to wait around, so I pedomate //()\\// to other locale.... \\__/\/ ___ //\\ ___________ // // (_)(_)
JRO>> Hi. I'm so used to being here alone that I almost left.
\__/ And though lack of response can be (oo) frustrating, it reminds me.... //~~\\ _____ //\__/\\ _______ "" //\\ "" \\// (_)(_)
\__/ (oo) That I'm usually better off, talking to myself... //~~\\ \\__// Hi. How are you? |||| |||| (_)(_)
\__/ You are actually David? The Boss's cousin? (] (oo) [) Wow... this is a joy of Galactic Proportion! \\/ ~~ \// How are things in jail? Did you get the file \/\__/\/ in the cake last weekend? Was the cake still |||| edible? Your wife is screwing around, you know.... |||| (_)(_)
\__/ Sorry about your folks not coming to visit you... (__) Oh, and your brother Ricky may soon be joining you //()\\ on another DUI charge. No surprise there, I know. \\__// ||\\ ||// (_)\_)
\__/ (oo) (\ Hey! Since when did the Corrections Dept. //~~ \// start letting you cons get on the internet? \\__/\/ |||| |||| (_)(_)
\__/ (oo) Back on the home planet, we don't keep //~~\\ people in "Correctional Facilities". \\__// We tend to de-molecularize those who |||| fail to follow proper proceedure. ____ |||| _____ (_)(_)
\__/ (oo) You either don't type as fast as the Boss does, //~~\\ or we have some kind of bad connection, huh? \\__// |||| |||| (_)(_)
JRO>> Sorry about the delayed response. I had a visitor.
. * _.-"-._ (_______) . * . . _/ \_ . . * . . . . * . . \__/ That'd be my ride coming, (__) /) if you've nothing to really say.... //()\\// \\__/\/ |||| |||| (_)(_)
\__/ Yes, sometimes people do drop in.... (oo) //~~\\ //\__/\\ --"" //\\""------- \\// (_)(_)
JRO>> Have you seen this page? http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/pics/ascii/junkyard/chat/1998/THE_CHAT_PEOPLE.HTML
\__/ _ Ever see one of these? They're great (oo) [_]==(- for getting rid of the unexpected //~~ \// interloper..... \\__/\/ |||| |||| (_)(_)
\__/ (oo) Nah, the Boss has never taken a look at it. //~~\\ What's on the thing? \\__// ||\\ ||// ____(_)\_)_____
))) ( oo Back to Mars, you stinking aliens! \O/ // \/) \\_/\/ //\\ (_)(_)
\__/ (__) Damn kids.... //()\\ \\__// |||| |||| (_)(_)
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\__/ (oo) Okay, I read it. You aren't the Boss's cousin, at all. //~~\\ You must be Mr. Palmer. Hmmm.... the Boss has four sons, \\__// and a girl. Your reproductive habits could obviously use __ |||| _____ an increase. On Mars, though, we tend to reproduce |||| by.... I'm not sure you folks are ready for such (_)(_) knowledge....
\__/ (oo) Oh, I dunno.... The Boss usually don't //~~\\ advertise himself, much. Comes from \\__// an excess of attention, in the past... |||| |||| (_)(_)
JRO>> Four sons and what? a girl? what's that?
\__/ (oo) (\ And if anybody ever called him a "chatperson", //~~ \// I don't think he'd be too happy about that. \\__/\/ |||| |||| (_)(_)
\__/ (oo) A girl is a small female of the species... //~~\\ You remember where you got four sons? Well, \\__// when those women creatures are young, they |||| are known as: girls. |||| (_)(_)
\__/ (oo) I wish the Boss would make up his mind, //~~\\ about whether I can just sit here or not. //\ /\\ ---"" //\\""------- \\// (_)(_)
\__/ Say, what time is it, across the pond? (oo) /) //~~\\// \\__/\/ ---//\\ ---- \\// (_)(_)
JRO>> Four kids is enough for me. I found out what's causing it. \__/ _ (oo)-)==[_] //~~ \__// \\__/```` |||| |||| (_)(_)
Local time : 09:10 Weather: Light dusting of snow.
\__/ And so you have decided to destroy yourself? (oo) Interesting..... Earthlings have some odd ideas. //~~\\ //\ /\\ -"" //\\""------- \\// Ah, I see by your webpage that you have (_)(_) dabbled with some cartooning...
JRO>> Cartooning is about the limit of my talent.
3:30 here, and no snow.... What decent person gits up before noon? \__/ (oo) //~~\\ //\ /\\ -"" //\\""------ \\// (_)(_)
\__/ Nix, nix on that "limit" crap.... Cartoons is the (oo) /) ONLY proper format for this ridiculous picture //~~ \// format. \\__/\/ |||| |||| (_)(_)
\__/ (] (oo) [) For what, pray tell, is "art", after all? \\/ ~~ \// \/\__/\/ |||| |||| (_)(_) \__/ Basically, reguardless of time or subject... (oo) //~~\\ \\__// |||| |||| (_)(_) \__/ It's junk! (oo) /) //~~ \// \\__/\/ |||| |||| (_)(_)
\__/ (oo) But a gag, my freind..... //~~\\ \\__// ||\\ ||// (_)\_) \__/ (oo) Even when forgotten the next day.... //~~\\ \\__// |||| |||| (_)(_) \__/ (__) /) //() \// \\__/\/ |||| |||| Is priceless. (_)(_)
And \__/ someone (oo) //~~\\ can always ask the question: //\ /\\ ---"" //\\""---- \\// (_)(_) Is it art?.... Because no one knows. But a cartoon is a cartoon, And everyone knows that.
\__/ Besides, the Boss doesn't hardly believe that (oo) aksie is art... It's just crap character that //~~\\ some silly people type in, and CLAIM it looks //\__/\\ like something. Me, I've never been able to --"" //\\""---- make anything out of any of it. \\// (_)(_)
\__/ (oo) Besides, the Boss is the only real cartoonist //~~\\ in ascii left... And he gits lonely. //\__/\\ --"" //\\""--- \\// (_)(_)
\__/ Wow. Two entries in a row begining with "besides". (oo) (\ The old bastarg must really be drunk tonight. //~~\\// //\__/\/ --"" //\\---- \\// (_)(_)
\__/ (oo) You know, he makes us say these things. We //~~\\ never get to talk for ourselves, unless he's \\__// not watching. |||| |||| (_)(_)
JRO>> I'm mult-tasking at the moment but as you can tell I'm not very good at it.
Looks like the SOB can't always spell, either... \__/ (__) //()\\ \\__// ||\\ ||// (_)\_)
That's like using the blender and the remote control at the same time, isn't it? \__/ (oo) /) //~~\\// \\__/\/ |||| |||| (_)(_)
\__/ (oo) Which is probably a good idea, because //~~\\ about the only real use for Channel 2, \\__// would be to make a milk shake of it. |||| |||| (_)(_)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~||~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __||__ ___|(____)|___ / ____________ \ || || || ||_____||_____|| / POLICE \ | _____ _____ | \/ | | \/ \_____|__|_____/ // \\ // \\ () () \__/ (__) ____________________________ //()\\ _________ \\__// |||| |||| (_)(_) Damned cops are looking for me, again. I knew I shouldn't have double-parked the saucer again.
JRO>> I'll have to stick to mono-tasking __ __ _ _ _ / \ __________ __________ / \ _ _ _ ()(_)(_)(_)\__/ / \ / \ \__/(_)(_)(_)() | \ | )( | / | | ) | / \ | ( | | / / / \ \ \ | \ / / ( ) \ \ / \ ( / \ / \ ) / \ \ | \ / | / / | \ | )( | / | | ) | _ _ _ __/ \__ _ _ _ | ( | \__________/ ()(_)(_)(_)/ \ / \(_)(_)(_)() \__________/ dp \__/ \__/
\__/ (oo) //~~\\ The Boss is fast, but "whew"... typing \\__// all these damn pictures in is becoming ||\\ fatiguing..... ||// (_)(_)
JRO >> Must go now. Nice chatting to you. Name: tqh-usr-ppp-8.fullnet.net Address: 209.141.24.139
\__\ Yep, this shit always happens, when he (oo) gets tired of me..... //~~\ \ \\__// |||| // \\ (_) (_)
\ __ / ( o o) / /~~ \\ I'll see you when the moleculizer \ \__ // has me re-integrated.. || | | || || ( _ ) (_)
((( (((() .___+ Lousy aliens! I sure plugged him, this time. \_/ (/)-- // \\// \\_/\/ //\\ (_)(_)
JRO >> It's life Jim, but not as we know it. * gone *
))) ( oo I need me a better water pistol, though. \o/ // \\ \\_// ||| (_)_)
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