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(Last lifesign: 7 Jul. 11:13, from: 130.240.2.113 , Current time: 7 Jul. 11:13)


JRO 7 Jul. 10:32, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
Restplaster och sistamisnutenresor!
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JRO 7 Jul. 10:32, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
Nu and du are what?

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 10:32, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> nu = now; du = you

JRO 7 Jul. 10:33, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
yes... okay, try this.... give me a sec...

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 10:34, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> :)

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 10:35, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> Why not try llizard's friend:

http://www.nada.kth.se/skolverket/swe-eng-t.html

JRO 7 Jul. 10:35, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
Efter semester, vill nu ...hmmm.... jobbet, Veronika? Ja? Nej?


VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 10:37, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> No "semester", just boring stuff. No job.

JRO 7 Jul. 10:39, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
Well, shit. This thing takes ten minutes to load, and I'm
not doing bad, learning Swedish. These damn pages weren't
really designed with the right words and syntax I need.
What the hell do you 'spect?

JRO 7 Jul. 10:40, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
It's kind of like English and German.

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 10:40, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> ??? :D:D:D:D  (my other chat can handle those strange letters
that look like A and O)

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 10:40, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> :)

JRO 7 Jul. 10:41, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
"Can't locate server" for that one. I give up. I will learn
swedish, another time.

JRO 7 Jul. 10:41, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
I had a girlfriend from Sweden, back in High School. She was an
exchange student.

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 10:42, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> :D

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 10:42, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> :)

JRO 7 Jul. 10:43, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
It ended, after three or four months. I just couldn't marry, at
that age... I was just too young.

llizard [home] 7 Jul. 10:44, from: 216.154.0.200, green
peeking in.... (I'm not supposed to be here at all!!! I really should
be sleeping)

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 10:45, from: 130.240.2.113, red
llizard >> hi!  :)

JRO 7 Jul. 10:45, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
eewgag

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 10:45, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> :D

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 10:45, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> You don't have to be afraid of the little reptile. She is quite
friendly.  :)

JRO 7 Jul. 10:45, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
You would not believe what I just read... it is double eewgagchokpuk

JRO 7 Jul. 10:47, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
Hmmm... Maybe I will fix this thing, too. If I hang around after
the next couple of weeks.

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 10:47, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> :)

JRO 7 Jul. 10:48, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
For real fun, you should watch the guy across the road...

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 10:49, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> What is he doing?

JRO 7 Jul. 10:53, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
For all the years we have lived here, he never mowed that lawn.
He's probably in his early fifties; late forties... He lives there,
with his old mother, and two or three teenage kids. No wife (easy
enough to understand, if you seen him). Used to be a drunk. Anyway,
they always let the place grow up nicely.

Then some relative drops off this riding lawn mower, with the idea
that he could fix it up. I guess he did, but he certainly spent a
lot of time, just.... running the motor. Well, later on, a push-lawnmower turned up - I reckon he dragged it in from the dump.
He took to mowing the place.

And raking. And mowing. And raking. And... and finally, he took to
standing around in the front yard, sometimes as much as 6-8 hours a
day, leaning on his rake, searching the topography out for a stray
bit of twig, loose clod, or the odd piece of grass. Then he'll run
to it, and rake it up.

He also has a small broom, which he uses to sweep the driveway,
and poke things down from the lower limbs of the trees with.

llizard [home] 7 Jul. 10:53, from: 216.154.0.200, green
Hi VK

Bye JRO


(computer very slow right now)

[gone]

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 10:54, from: 130.240.2.113, red
llizard >> Bye!  :)

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 10:55, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> :D:D:D

JRO 7 Jul. 10:56, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
Now, you know what happens, here, during the 4th of July?

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 10:56, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> Yes... lots of fireworks... party-party-party... etc...

JRO 7 Jul. 10:57, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
Yes... So, all my kids are here, and the oldest, Adam, he has them
all outside, and he's watching the little ones, and they're all 
shooting fireworks...

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 10:58, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> Yees...?

JRO 7 Jul. 10:59, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
The nut is across the street, with his rake a broom, and he's about
to die of apoplexy....

The kids are shooting pop-bottle rockets up into the air, and a lot
of the papers and little sticks from the remains of the things are
going over into his yard. He's going crazy, running from one spot to
another, trying to keep up with them all...

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 11:02, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> :D:D:D  Why not simply water his lawn thoroughly and ignore it
until the next day...?

JRO 7 Jul. 11:03, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
It doesn't slow the kids down, of course. Adam starts to sort of...
put 'em up to it. They're shooting shit across the road, and the nut
is getting nuttier by the minute. He finally starts "warning" them,
claiming to be as "nice as he can", of course. Then he starts carrying
all his collected frag remains to the street, and throwing them over
against our fence, whilst shaking his fist....

It don't stop the kids, of course. They had a ball.

Oh, he'd like to have come over, and really raised hell. But, well my
oldest does things like teach hand-to-hand at the Ranger School, so...

Anyway, he just sat there in a chair on the poorch, laughing at this
idiot.

JRO 7 Jul. 11:03, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
No, he couldn't do that. He was outside, at midnight, with a flashlight, looking for bits and pieces. No fooling. Crazy as hell.

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 11:04, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> :D

JRO 7 Jul. 11:04, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
He didn't used to be this way... it was the obtaining of
an old lawnmower, and a rake that did it to him.

JRO 7 Jul. 11:05, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
It was too far-out for me, though. I have kids running all over
this place. I really don't like having nuts like that around.

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 11:05, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> :D:D:D

JRO 7 Jul. 11:06, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
I think going out at midnight, to search for firework frags with
a flashlight, is just a little off the deep end.

JRO 7 Jul. 11:07, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
But watching the idiot running back and forth, trying to keep up
with the little bits of this and that which fell over onto his
precious (since this year, anyway) yard, was about hilarious.

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 11:08, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> Yes, definitely. They will still be there in the morning.

JRO 7 Jul. 11:08, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
Shit. I will have to work, 12 or 16 hours, today. I need to go
to bed.

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 11:08, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> :)

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 11:08, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> Bye!  :)

JRO 7 Jul. 11:08, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
Oh no... he got them all. After midnight. With a flashlight.
Not a one over there, come morning.

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 11:09, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> I meant, the sensible thing to do would be to ignore it and take
care of it the next day...

JRO 7 Jul. 11:09, from: 209.141.24.149, black/white
Thanks for the help and ideas on that stupid page. I will try to
work on it, later. Maybe I will have it up and working, when
you get back.

Have a good trip.

VK [email] [home] 7 Jul. 11:13, from: 130.240.2.113, red
JRO >> :)

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