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VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:04, from: 130.240.2.21
Mmmm... I'll have some of that! What's in it?

Anonymous 24 Jun. 22:05, from: 194.109.128.247
      Ice cream would be nice
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VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:05, from: 130.240.2.21
Anonymous >> get a name!

joris 24 Jun. 22:06, from: 194.109.128.247
Ooops I forgot my name

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:07, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> hi! :)

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:07, from: 130.240.2.21
(was that a quick reaction to the advertisment or just a coincidence?)

llizard [home] 24 Jun. 22:07, from: 209.161.225.213
Whatever you like.... There are several.

My favourite is apple...

No... my favourite is peach...

No... my favourite is....

anonymous>> is that you Joris?

joris 24 Jun. 22:08, from: 194.109.128.247
You should have guessed that it was me Veronica.

llizard [home] 24 Jun. 22:08, from: 209.161.225.213
It IS you! Howdy, Joris

joris 24 Jun. 22:09, from: 194.109.128.247
llizard>> yep!

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:09, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> anybody can use a picture.... I mean, you wouldn't think I was
Joan just because I posted this one, would you?



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VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:10, from: 130.240.2.21
I think I'll have some apple pie then (with some of that ice cream
maybe).

llizard [home] 24 Jun. 22:10, from: 209.161.225.213
Joris, of course there is icecream. What selfrespecting pie server would
serve pie without icecream??

and for those who imagine that pie and icecream is fattening,


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VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:11, from: 130.240.2.21
llizard >> are you suggesting that cheese is less fattening than pie?

joris 24 Jun. 22:11, from: 194.109.128.247
VK>> Yes you 're right... but this was the picture
that I should have posted yesterday.

llizard [home] 24 Jun. 22:12, from: 209.161.225.213
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VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:12, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> yes, but that was yesterday...  :)

llizard [home] 24 Jun. 22:13, from: 209.161.225.213
VK>> Actually, I was suggesting that the grapes are less fattening than pie.

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:13, from: 130.240.2.21
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VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:14, from: 130.240.2.21
llizard >> ah! ok.

llizard [home] 24 Jun. 22:15, from: 209.161.225.213
VK>>  that is hardly enough icecream to go with all those pies.

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joris 24 Jun. 22:16, from: 194.109.128.247
Now that we've got Pie, ice cream and cheese from llizard
let me take care of the boose.
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llizard [home] 24 Jun. 22:17, from: 209.161.225.213
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joris 24 Jun. 22:18, from: 194.109.128.247
llizard>> watch out... your head!

llizard [home] 24 Jun. 22:18, from: 209.161.225.213
Excellent, Joris.

I already gave all my

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VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:19, from: 130.240.2.21
Here's some glue llizard!

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llizard [home] 24 Jun. 22:19, from: 209.161.225.213
Joris>> Didn't you notice how I was holding onto it?

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:20, from: 130.240.2.21
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llizard [home] 24 Jun. 22:20, from: 209.161.225.213
Thank you VK; i'll keep that for later. I'll probably need it. (*sigh*)

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:20, from: 130.240.2.21
:)

joris 24 Jun. 22:20, from: 194.109.128.247
llizard>> yes but ones is never too carefull...

joris 24 Jun. 22:23, from: 194.109.128.247
Veronica, have you got some of that white stuff that people
use to correct their type errors? I badly need some.

joris 24 Jun. 22:24, from: 194.109.128.247
Hmmm in this case it should be gray   :)

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:27, from: 130.240.2.21
Tipex?

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llizard [home] 24 Jun. 22:27, from: 209.161.225.213
Rats! My very own

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has started pestering me for his dinner. I can't see the monitor at all

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VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:27, from: 130.240.2.21
(the bottles are orange I believe)

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:27, from: 130.240.2.21
llizard >> why not give him some of those rats?

joris 24 Jun. 22:28, from: 194.109.128.247
           Exactly, Typex, thanks.
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VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:30, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> but be careful not to scroll or you'll have to do them all
over again.

llizard [home] 24 Jun. 22:30, from: 209.161.225.213
Joris, you wouldn't prefer "liquid paper"? It comes in several colours.

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:31, from: 130.240.2.21
llizard >> maybe we're talking about the same thing. I definitely 
remember seeing pink Tipex...

joris 24 Jun. 22:32, from: 194.109.128.247
VK>> ???

llizard>>?????????????????????liquid paper?

joris 24 Jun. 22:33, from: 194.109.128.247
VK>> I remember seeing a pink elephant once.

llizard [home] 24 Jun. 22:34, from: 209.161.225.213
VK>> That stupid

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VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:34, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> I'm guessing that llizard is talking about a Canadian version
of the same thing (just comes from a different factory...)

Joris >> If you scroll the characters on the screen move and the typos
come up again. Then you have to wipe the screen with thinner and start
all over again.

llizard [home] 24 Jun. 22:35, from: 209.161.225.213
VK>> I suspect it's the same. Does typex come with a little brush that
gets all gummed up when only half the bottle is used up?

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:35, from: 130.240.2.21
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llizard [home] 24 Jun. 22:36, from: 209.161.225.213
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VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:36, from: 130.240.2.21
llizard >> odd! Our >^.^< rejects (___() and will only eat <3__)__

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:37, from: 130.240.2.21
llizard >> yes, that's the one.  :)

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:37, from: 130.240.2.21
(sorry, that was two pink elephants)

joris 24 Jun. 22:37, from: 194.109.128.247
Joris >> I'm guessing that llizard is talking about a Canadian version
of the same thing (just comes from a different factory...)

Ah, but what a funny name  :)



Joris >> If you scroll the characters on the screen move and the typos
come up again. Then you have to wipe the screen with thinner and start
all over again.

Ha ha, I didn't think of that   :D

llizard [home] 24 Jun. 22:38, from: 209.161.225.213
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llizard [home] 24 Jun. 22:39, from: 209.161.225.213
VK wrote:
>If you scroll the characters on the screen move and the typos
>come up again. Then you have to wipe the screen with thinner and start
>all over again.

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VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 22:39, from: 130.240.2.21
llizard >> they're actually red (but that is the colour that is closest
to pink of the text colours in the chat). And I thought you said you 
could see the colours with IE3? (or did you switch back to NS?)

Joris >> yes, you have to be careful with that tipex when using it on
computer screens.

joris 24 Jun. 22:40, from: 194.109.128.247
Two pink elephant? I'll try to see those next time.
Maybe i'll break a record or something.

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