VK [email] [home] 29 Oct. 22:40, from: 130.240.2.22, red FS >> That thermos of yours... FS 29 Oct. 22:41, from: 195.163.226.186, turquoise VK >> Mmmm..? VK [email] [home] 29 Oct. 22:42, from: 130.240.2.22, red FS >> I made a little "magplask" on the road on the way to karen earlier today... and I found out that your thermos was indeed made of glass... :( FS 29 Oct. 22:43, from: 195.163.226.186, turquoise VK >> You didn't hurt yourself? I guess that you fell off your bike or something? VK [email] [home] 29 Oct. 22:43, from: 130.240.2.22, red FS >> I also found out that my watch had a piece of glass covering it... and that it hurts to hit one's knee hard on the ground... and that if one puts one's bike through the same treatment it will start making weird noises... VK [email] [home] 29 Oct. 22:44, from: 130.240.2.22, red FS >> I was going from F to karen: Me on bike | V -o- FS 29 Oct. 22:44, from: 195.163.226.186, turquoise VK >> :( VK [email] [home] 29 Oct. 22:45, from: 130.240.2.22, red Me on bike People on road | | V V o o o -o- o o o VK [email] [home] 29 Oct. 22:45, from: 130.240.2.22, red o o o -o- o o o VK [email] [home] 29 Oct. 22:45, from: 130.240.2.22, red o o o -o- o o o VK [email] [home] 29 Oct. 22:46, from: 130.240.2.22, red o o -o- 8 o o FS 29 Oct. 22:46, from: 195.163.226.186, turquoise *covers his eyes* VK [email] [home] 29 Oct. 22:48, from: 130.240.2.22, red o o @ o<-< @' >->o >->o o o A A | | Me not on bike People ON road VK [email] [home] 29 Oct. 22:48, from: 130.240.2.22, red bike | V o o @ o<-< @' >->o >->o o o FS 29 Oct. 22:51, from: 195.163.226.186, turquoise VK >> You knocked the others to the ground too? VK [email] [home] 29 Oct. 22:53, from: 130.240.2.22, red FS >> Well, I think they actually managed to stay upright, but I did crash into both of the guys who suddenly took a step towards the middle as I was coming through... :( ------------------------------------------------------------------- VK [email] [home] 29 Oct. 22:56, from: 130.240.2.22, red Ha! I guess this could count as that ascii art I promised to make... ------------------------------- FS >> I was going from F to karen on my bike: Me on bike People on road | | V V o o o -o- o o o ------------------------------- o o o -o- o o o ------------------------------- o o o -o- o o o ------------------------------- o o -o- 8 o o ------------------------------- bike | V o o @ o<-< @' >->o >->o o o A A | | Me not on bike People ON road ------------------------------- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% David [email] 29 Oct. 23:32, from: 194.176.64.170, black . . . \|/ `--+--' /|\ ' | ' | | ,--'#`--. |#######| _.-'#######`-._ ,-"###############"-. ,'#####################`, /#########################\ |###########################| |#############################| |#############################| |#############################| |#############################| |###########################| \#########################/ `.#####################,' `._###############_,' `--..#####..--' %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% David [email] 29 Oct. 23:52, from: 194.176.64.170, black .#####. |_____| (\#/ \#/) | U | \ _ / \___/ .---'###`---. /###############\ /##/\#########/\##\ (##\ \#######/ /##) <------------- One piece kevlar suit. \##\ \#####/ /##/ \##\ |#####| /##/ 'uuu|#####|uuu' |##|##| |##|##| |##|##| |##|##| |##|##| )##|##( #### #### (Oh no, I forgot a helmet) VK [email] [home] 29 Oct. 23:54, from: 130.240.2.22, red FS >> Where did you put those scissors? ;) David [email] 29 Oct. 23:55, from: 194.176.64.170, black .#####. ####### #\#/ \#/# #| U |# <--------- Scissor proof helmet \ _ / \___/ .---'###`---. /###############\ /##/\#########/\##\ (##\ \#######/ /##) \##\ \#####/ /##/ \##\ |#####| /##/ 'uuu|#####|uuu' |##|##| |##|##| |##|##| |##|##| |##|##| )##|##( #### #### %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Martin Atkins [email] [home] 30 Oct. 00:01, from: 195.188.90.151, orange VK >>> Bye, and http://195.188.90.151/chat/ :o) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Ojoshiro 30 Oct. 11:30, from: 193.172.191.167, black oo. ?? Cot cot cot codeeek (--> /" O 3 Ojoshiro 30 Oct. 12:03, from: 193.172.191.167, black w Cot cot cot! oo> \`--.'" |"-_)/ `n--' <_\_ David [email] 30 Oct. 13:58, from: 194.176.64.184, red * w | oo> | | \`--.'" |T| |"-_)/ |N| `n--' |T| <_\_ |_| %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% David [email] 30 Oct. 16:22, from: 194.176.64.155, green ##### |_____| (\#/ \#/) | U | \ \_/ / \___/ .---' `---. / ######### \ / |####|####| \ / /\ ####### /\ \ ( \ \ ### / / ) \ \ \_###_/ / / \ \ |\ /| / / 'uuu| \_/ |uuu' | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ) | ( dp .oooO Oooo. David [email] 30 Oct. 23:09, from: 194.176.64.175, black FS >> .#####. |_____| (\#/ \#/) | U | \ _ / \___/ .---'###`---. /###############\ /##/\#########/\##\ (##\ \#######/ /##) \##\ \#####/ /##/ \##\ |#####| /##/ 'uuu|#####|uuu' |##|##| |##|##| |##|##| |##|##| |##|##| )##|##( #### #### .#####. ####### #\#/ \#/# #| U |# \ _ / \___/ .---'###`---. /###############\ /##/\#########/\##\ (##\ \#######/ /##) \##\ \#####/ /##/ \##\ |#####| /##/ 'uuu|#####|uuu' |##|##| |##|##| |##|##| |##|##| |##|##| )##|##( #### #### ##### #### \ ####=--| ##( _\ # ._| \ / .-' `\ V |' `. | | || | | | || |__|__ | |( | `: \ `-------'-' /`````| | \ | v `| | | | | ) | | |___| [ ````) ---^----- David [email] 30 Oct. 23:25, from: 194.176.64.175, green FS>> Thin version ### ## \ ##=-| #( _\ # _ \ / .'`\ V |`.| | | || | | |__| | |` \`---'' /``| | \ | v | | | | | ) | | |_| [ ```) ----- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% .-c. _ .., _ ( ")\ ['" 6'-' A <@>\_@@@ @@@(@ (___) @)@@@ @@@@@@\ (_____) /@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@`._____.'@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@.--' `--.@@@@@@@ @@@@@/ \@@@@@ @@@| c. |@@@ _@..,(@ _) ( @)\|@@ ['" 6'-' A <@>\_@@@ @@@(@ (___) @)@@@ @@@@@@\ (_____) /@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@`._____.'@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@.--' `--.@@@@@@@ @@@@@/ \@@@@@ @@@| c. |@@@ _@..,(@ _) ( @)\|@@ ['" 6'-' A <@>\_@@@ @@@(@ (___) @)@@@ @@@@@@\ (_____) /@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@`._____.'@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@.--' @ `--.@@@@@@@ @@@@@/ @@@@@ \@@@@@ @@@| @@@@@@@ . |@@@ _@..,|@._@@@@.@)\|@@ ['" 6'-'> Bye! *leaving* *gone* ||||| ||. .|| |||\=/||| |.-- --.| //(.) (.)\\ \| . |/ '\ v /` \ | / ( | ) '-- --` %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Ojoshiro 2 Nov. 16:29, from: 193.172.191.167, black ,---. | ! | `--v' `--- O > I've been trying to make a new sig using this head which looks very much like me ##### #### \ ####=--| ##( _\ # ._| \___/ I want to add a couple of lines of text but I just can't find anything quite right. David [email] 6 Nov. 22:44, from: 194.176.64.182, black VK >> What do you think? ##### __ ___ _ _ _ __ ##### #### \ |_> |-| \/ | |_> / #### ####===| ___ ____ _ _ _ ___ ____ |===#### ##( _\ |--' |--| |__ |\/| |== |--< /_ )## # ._| |_. # \___/ davidpalmer@rocketmail.com \___/ http://members.tripod.com/~David_Palmer/ascii.html David [email] 6 Nov. 22:47, from: 194.176.64.182, blue VK >> I think this one is a bit too wide. ##### davidpalmer@rocketmail.com ##### #### \ http://members.tripod.com/~David_Palmer/ascii.html / #### ####===| |===#### ##( _\ "Bother!" said Pooh as he completely failed to /_ )## # ._| think of a humourous tagline for his signature. |_. # \___/ \___/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% David [email] 6 Nov. 23:15, from: 194.176.64.182, blue VK >> This started a a simple 7 line picture pasted into FigWin and then diddled. ________________________________________ / ____________________________________ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / _______ _______ \ \ | | / ___ \ / ___ \ | | | | / /###\ \ / /###\ \ | | | | / /#####\ \ / /#####\ \ | | | | / /#######\ \ / /#######\ \ | | | | / /#########\ \ / /#########\ \ | | | | / /###########\ \ / /###########\ \ | | | | \ \############\ \ / /############/ / | | | | \ \############\ \ / /############/ / | | | | \ \############\ \ / /############/ / | | | | \ \############\ \ / /############/ / | | | | \ \############\ \/ /############/ / | | | | \_________________||_________________/ | | \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ ____________ / / \ \ |____________| / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \________________/ / dp \____________________/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% David [email] 6 Nov. 23:21, from: 194.176.64.182, blue VK >> Nice idea.Shame you're leaving. Do you think anyone else will pop in ? Maybe FS looking for trouble ? ##### #### \ ####=--| ##( _\ # ._| \___/ .' _`\ | ( \ | | \ \| __ _ _ | \ \____[__|_|:]=== | \_____|_} \ / |_| /````| # \_ | : || | : || | : || ) : || | : ||__| : [[ ``) : ---^--- : David [email] 6 Nov. 23:23, from: 194.176.64.182, blue I'll hang around for a few more minutes. FS 6 Nov. 23:23, from: 130.240.42.43, black E David [email] 6 Nov. 23:26, from: 194.176.64.182, blue FS >> E? David [email] 6 Nov. 23:28, from: 194.176.64.182, blue ##### #### \ FS, are you talkimg to me ? ####=--| ##( _\ # ._| \___/ .' _`\ | ( \ | | \ \| __ _ _ | \ \____[__|_|:]=== | \_____|_} \ / |_| /````| # \_ | : || | : || | : || ) : || | : ||__| : [[ ``) : ---^--- : David [email] 6 Nov. 23:30, from: 194.176.64.182, blue ##### #### \ Are you hiding from me ? ####=--| /\ ##( _\ || # ._| || \___/ || .' _`\_________==== | (____________| } | | ## | | | | \ / /````| \_ | || | || | || ) || | ||__| [[ ``) ---^--- fs 6 Nov. 23:30, from: 130.240.42.43, turquoise David >> Hi! David [email] 6 Nov. 23:32, from: 194.176.64.182, blue FS >> Hi. I see you have come out of lurk-mode. fs 6 Nov. 23:34, from: 130.240.42.43, turquoise David >> I'm just behind you! (You're too tall) :) /\/\ ##### ( oo) *boom* #### \ \ >v< ####=--| .--------~-; ##( _\ (|___(3_____/ # ._| | \././--' \___/ \\ " /| .' _`\ \`-' | | ( \ | L___) | \ \| __ _ _ | \ | \ \____[__|_|:]=== \ & \ | \_____|_} L J\ ) \ / |_| ) ) \ | /````| # / / | | \_ | : / / \ J_ || | : / J-----L__). || | : (L__) ) || ) : `-----------' || | : | | | | ||__| : | | | | [[ ``) : |_| |_| ---^--- : /\/\ ( oo) ( \ >v< ) ( .--------~-; ( (() (|___(3_____/ () () | \././--' #### \\ " /| .' _`\ \`-' | | ( \ | L___) | \ \| __ _ _ | \ | \ \____[__|_|:]=== \ & \ | \_____|_} L J\ ) \ / |_| ) ) \ | /````| # / / | | \_ | : / / \ J_ || | : / J-----L__). || | : (L__) ) || ) : `-----------' || | : | | | | ||__| : | | | | [[ ``) : |_| |_| ---^--- : fs 6 Nov. 23:35, from: 130.240.42.43, turquoise *leaving in 5 mins* David [email] 6 Nov. 23:38, from: 194.176.64.182, blue /\/\ ##### ( oo) *boom* arggh ! / #### \ >v< |--=#### .--------~-; /_ )## (|___(3_____/ |_. # | \././--' \___/ \\ " /| /'_ `. \`-' | | / ) | L___) _ __ |/ / | | <======[:|_|__]____/ / | \ & \ {_|_____/ | L J\ ) |_| \ / ) ) \ | # |''''\ / / | | : | _/ / / \ J_ : | || / J-----L__). : | || (L__) ) : ( || `-----------' : | || | | | | : |__|| | | | | : ('' ]] |_| |_| : ---^--- fs 6 Nov. 23:41, from: 130.240.42.43, turquoise David >> Bye! (or: kill you later...) :) *gone* David [email] 6 Nov. 23:42, from: 194.176.64.182, blue ##### /\/\ #### \ _ ( oo) ####=--| #(_)======>\ >v< ##( _\ | | .--------~-; # ._| | | (|___(3_____/ \___/ | | | \././--' .' _`\____| | \\ " /| | (________.' \`-' | | | L___) | | | \ | | \ & \ \ / L J\ ) /````| ) ) \ | \_ | / / | | || | / / \ J_ || | / J-----L__). || ) (L__) ) || | `-----------' ||__| | | | | [[ ``) | | | | ---^--- |_| |_| * also leaving in 3 min * David [email] 6 Nov. 23:43, from: 194.176.64.182, blue FS >> Bye. Kill you later. * gone * %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% FS 9 Nov. 16:49, from: 130.240.42.43, turquoise _....----"""----...._ .-' o o o o '-. / o * o o \ /__o___o____\ _____o__o_____o_\ {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ================================= &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& ///////////////////////////////// ################################# ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -cfbd- \~ \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^^ ~/ after \ O -`.__.`-~`._.~`-`~.-~. '/ jgs `-._______________________.-' VK [email] [home] 9 Nov. 17:24, from: 130.240.2.15, red FS >> That looks like "FS after jgs"... David [email] 9 Nov. 18:08, from: 194.176.64.153, green FS >> Hi. VK >> Hi. _....----""", .-' o o : / o * o \ /__o___o____\ ____\ {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{[[[[ ==================== &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& ///////////////////////////////// ################################# ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% -cfbd- \~ \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^^ ~/ after \ O -`.__.`-~`._.~`-`~.-~. '/ jgs `-._______________________.-' I've got to go and eat soon. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% FS 11 Nov. 01:11, from: 130.240.42.43, turquoise *yawn* VK [email] [home] 11 Nov. 01:12, from: 130.240.2.193, red *bigger yawn* FS 11 Nov. 01:17, from: 130.240.42.43, turquoise [laughs at VK's tiny feminine yawn] *YAWN!* VK [email] [home] 11 Nov. 01:18, from: 130.240.2.193, red *BIGGER YAWN!!!* FS 11 Nov. 01:22, from: 130.240.42.43, turquoise *A YAWN SO HUGE THAT FS IS TURNED INSIDE OUT* VK [email] [home] 11 Nov. 01:27, from: 130.240.2.193, red *A YAWN SO HUGE THAT VK IS DISSOLVED INTO ATOMS* FS 11 Nov. 01:28, from: 130.240.42.43, turquoise [What the tiny little atom that is VK has splitted?] VK [email] [home] 11 Nov. 01:30, from: 130.240.2.193, red [Hehe, I'm heavier than FS...] VK [email] [home] 11 Nov. 01:37, from: 130.240.2.193, red [he didn't seem to have an answer to that one...] FS 11 Nov. 01:45, from: 130.240.42.43, turquoise . `v. | `. | `. ||||| `. ||. .|| O. |||\=/||| | `. |.-- --.| | `. /(.) (.)\ | `. \ ) . ( / | v. '( v )` | | ` \ | / | /// ( | ) | //oo '- -` | /J ) | _L <__ | ( \ | | \.\.\ \ | \ J > \ | \ \_ |\_) | L__) ) | | \ | \ & \ | L J\ ) | ) ) \ | | / / | | | / / \ J_ | / J L__) | L__) | | -----^----- VK [email] [home] 11 Nov. 01:54, from: 130.240.2.193, red FS >> That won't work IRL... :P FS 11 Nov. 01:57, from: 130.240.42.43, turquoise VK >> Not work IRL? Ok, you have a weak neck... . `v. | `. | `. ||||| `. ||. .|| O. |||\=/||| | `. |||"||| | `. | `. | v. | | ` | /// | //oo | /J ) | _L <__ | ( \ | | \.\.\ \ | \ J > \ | \ \_ |\_) | L__) ) | | \ | \ & \ | L J\ ) | ) ) \ | | / / | | | / / \ J_ | / J L__) | L__) | | -----^----- VK [email] [home] 11 Nov. 02:00, from: 130.240.2.193, red FS >> Bad idea. Experience has shown that your neck is weaker than mine... . `v. | `. | `. ||||| `. ||. .|| O. |||\=/||| | `. |||"||| | `. | `. | v. | | ` | /// | //oo | /J ) | L < | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | -----^----- FS 11 Nov. 02:03, from: 130.240.42.43, turquoise VK >> "Experience has shown that your neck is weaker than mine..."? FS 11 Nov. 02:05, from: 130.240.42.43, turquoise *leaving* VK [email] [home] 11 Nov. 02:05, from: 130.240.2.193, red ...leaving us with: v' .'| .' | .' /// .O //oo .' | /J ) .' | L < .' | .v | ' | | | | ||||| | ||. .|| | |||\=/||| | |||"||| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | -----^----- VK [email] [home] 11 Nov. 02:05, from: 130.240.2.193, red FS >> You know exactly what I mean... :P FS >> bye! :) FS 11 Nov. 02:07, from: 130.240.42.43, turquoise VK >> No, I don't know what you mean. VK >> Bye! VK [email] [home] 11 Nov. 02:08, from: 130.240.2.193, red *bites FS* FS 11 Nov. 02:10, from: 130.240.42.43, turquoise VK >> Didn't you eat enough chocolate balls? VK [email] [home] 11 Nov. 02:11, from: 130.240.2.193, red *takes a chunk out of his neck* FS 11 Nov. 02:15, from: 130.240.42.43, turquoise VK >> I don't taste good, eat someone else. VK [email] [home] 11 Nov. 02:17, from: 130.240.2.193, red FS >> Oh, quite the opposite, your neck tastes delicious! :) FS 11 Nov. 02:17, from: 130.240.42.43, turquoise *gone* %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% F2 11 Nov. 14:33, from: 130.240.2.52, turquoise ,-. | O (x^2 + y) dxdy curvilinear | ._' C C : (x,y) x^2 + y^2 = 4 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% David [email] 11 Nov. 14:58, from: 194.176.64.172, black FREDRIK SUNDQUIST Studying? Computer science, Tea Production Pending exams? 490 Computers? Amiga 4000 and P100 (my smoke generator) Favorite drink? Radioactive Russian Tea Favorite color? 0x0e3cf9 Year 2000 compliant? No A life? Nah... %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% David [email] 11 Nov. 15:35, from: 194.176.64.172, black VK >> Not much ascii art ? ________ _______ / ) ( `\ | / \ | | | | | | \ / | \________\___________/________/ ( ) | | | (`\/') (`\/') | | > < > < | (__ (_/\_) (_/\_) __) ( ) `\ / \ / \ / \_ _ _ _/ / | ) ( | \ | '/ |/` | | | | | `\__ __/' ( ) | | | | | | (_____) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% David [email] 11 Nov. 16:38, from: 194.176.64.172, black I got received this email :- Subject: Darwin Awards...Version 4742 and counting A recent suicide was found as follows: 34 yr. old white male found in the basement of his home died of suffocation. He was approximately 6' 2" and 225 lb. He was wearing a pleated skirt, wig, white bra, black and white saddle shoes and a woman's wig. It appeared that he was trying to create a school girls uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to a hollow wooden piece of a bed post approximately 12 inches long and 3 inches in diameter. This bedpost was inserted into his rear end for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation. It was difficult to explain the circumstances of his death to his family members Apparently, in Brazil, 3 people were flying in a plane at low altitude, when another plane approached. For a lark, they decided to "moon" the other plane. Somehow, in the execution of this manoeuvre, they lost control of the plane and crashed. They were all found dead with their pants around their ankles. A police officer in Ohio responded to a call that was made to 911. She had no details before arriving except that someone was reporting that his father was not breathing. Upon arrival, the officer found this man face down on the couch, naked. When she rolled him over to check for a pulse and to start CPR if necessary she noticed burn marks around his genitals. After the ambulance arrived and removed the man (who was and still is dead) the police made a closer inspection of the couch and noticed that the man had made a hole between the cushions. After flipping the couch over they discovered what caused his death. Apparently the man would put his penis between the cushions, down into the hole and between 2 ELECTRIC SANDERS (with out the sand paper obviously). According to the story, after he had his orgasm the, ahem, discharge shorted out the sander electrocuting him to death. (AP) LOS ANGELES - Police officials would not release the name of a Pacoima man who was found dead yesterday after responding to complaints from neighbours that a bad smell was coming from his apartment. Upon entering the apartment, officers were surprised to see that every square inch of the apartment, including appliances and even the inside of the toilet, were covered with pornographic images cut from magazines. "The visual effect was very unsettling," said Officer Hradj of the Pacoima Police. "Because everything looked the same, You could not tell where one wall ended and a doorway began." The surprises did not end there however. Police described the man as having "concocted a wire-frame around his head" upon which the man had taped various pornographic images, apparently so he could freely move about his apartment without ever losing his close-up view of nude bodies. Small slits had been cu into the paper so he could find his way, but according to Hradj, "he had almost no peripheral vision. He could barely see a thing." The man was found nude with this wire frame entangled in a hanging lamp "We think he had been dusting," said another police officer, "because a feather duster was lying nearby, and his head gear had somehow become caught in the lamp, which was chained to the ceiling. " The man allegedly choked to death trying to extricate himself from his predicament. According to his apartment manager, the white male in his mid-30's never left his apartment, and had food delivered weekly. Funeral services are planned for next week. His next of kin requested that his name be withheld. In an Inuit village, a young man was searching for a way of getting drunk for free because he had no money to buy alcohol. So he mixed gasoline with milk to get his buzz. After he drank it he became ill and vomited on the fireplace in his house which in turn ignited his vomit and burned his house down killing him and his sister. A 27 year old woman from France lost control over her car on a highway near Marseilles and crashed into a tree seriously injuring her codriver and killing herself. Accidents like this occur quite often and usually don't qualify for a Darwin Award nomination. This accident is special because the drivers attention for the road was distracted by her Tamagotchi which hang on the car keys and beeped for food. Wanting to save the Tamagotchis life the French woman ignored the road and killed herself. PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly -- and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive-oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that happen sometimes -- a billion-to-one shot, at least. " The heartbreaking tale of constipation and tragedy began April 23 when the conscientious zookeeper noticed that his prize, 8,000-pound African elephant didn't seem to be producing his usual poop aplenty. "Friedrich had actually been concerned for several days because he knew that severe constipation can kill an elephant," assistant zookeeper Kurt Herrman recalled. "He told me he was going to stay late that Thursday night to treat Stefan with laxatives and possibly give him an enema. I offered to help, but he sent me on home, saying he had everything under control." But two hours later, horrified night watchman Walter Pleuger found Friedrich lying lifeless under a mound of muck, his body visible only from the knees down. "I had never really thought about it before," Det. Dern said. "But obviously, giving an elephant an enema can be a very dangerous activity -- and not something that should be attempted alone." %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% David [email] 12 Nov. 14:37, from: 194.176.64.140, black FS >> Come out from behind that tree. ##### #### \ ####=--| /\ ##( _\ || # ._| || \___/ || .' _`\_________.== | (____________| } | | ## | | | | \ / /````| \ | `| | | | | ) | | |__| [ ````) --^---- David [email] 12 Nov. 14:54, from: 194.176.64.140, black | | | | | ########### . | | | | | . ################# | | | | | | | | | ## ## | | | | | | | | | ## ## | | | | | | | | ## ## | | | | | | |=|<(o)> |## | | | | | | _| |# \____/ \____/ #| | | | | | | | | \| |/ | | | | | | | .__| | o o | | | | | | | | / \ / | | | | | | | ___/ \ .--v--. / | | | | || | \ --- / | . ---+-| |-+---------------\_________/----. / | | | | | | `. / | | | | .-----------' '-----------. / / \ / \ / ###################### \ / /|/ \____/ \ / ###################### \ / / |\ /\ / ########|######### \ \ / | \_____/ \_____/ #######|######## \ \ \ | / /\ ########## /\ \ \ \) / / \ ########## / \ \ \ / \ \ \ ######## / / / )/ \ \ \ ######## / / / | \ \ \ c / / / |________ _____\ \ \_____________/ / / \ \ / \ \ |\ /| / / \ \___/ /\ \ | \ / | / / \ | / ()()()() | \ / | ()()()() \ | / | \_____/ | \ | / | | | \ | / | | | | | | \ | / |.__.|.__.| |.___.|.___.| / | \ | | | / | \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \ | / | | | \ | / | | | \ | / / / \ \ ) | ( _/_ _ _\ /_ __\_ oOOO() ()OOOo O()()()(_) (_)()()()O David [email] 12 Nov. 14:57, from: 194.176.64.140, black \ | / | | | \ | / | | | | | | \ | / |.__.|.__.| |.___.|.___.| / | \ | | | / | \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \ | / | | | \ | / | | | \ | / / / \ \ ) | ( _/_ _ _\ /_ __\_ oOOO() ()OOOo O()()()(_) (_)()()()O David [email] 12 Nov. 14:57, from: 194.176.64.140, black Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take. SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. RONALD REAGAN: I forget. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas. ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful. LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it? RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?" FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?" DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads. EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature. RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road .. it transcended it. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one? %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% FS 12 Nov. 20:10, from: 130.240.2.41, turquoise [I managed to get hold of the source to VK's mind] void vk(void) { while (1) { chat(); blockout(); moveto(RETEK); eat(CHOCOLATE_BALL | PEPSI_MAX); moveto(COMPUTER_LAB); read_news(ASCII | CAT | HTML); } } %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% llizard 13 Nov. 00:30, from: 209.161.226.138, blue (\!!/) ~(o_\ ~|| `` ~|| ~O| /o | / o \ / O( d \ /o)/ \| \ /|/ | \ * | | \ ejm | | %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Ojoshiro 13 Nov. 17:54, from: 193.172.191.164, black .-. | | ,---' `---. ,------. `---. ,---' ( MEOW ! ) | | `---v--' | | Friday the thirteenth b_d ,--' | | b"d. | | `"88b `-' 888o d8888. oo88888 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% FS 13 Nov. 21:47, from: 130.240.2.19, turquoise *gone to http://www.algonet.se/~dgillet * %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% David [email] 13 Nov. 22:53, from: 194.176.64.161, green VK >> I've just seen the X-Rays of FS and I think I can see the problem:- ______________________ | | | | | / |_____ | || ___ \ | || {___: | | | \ __ |"|| | | | | ||_|| | | | | \_/ | |__|_________|________|dp VK [email] [home] 13 Nov. 22:55, from: 130.240.2.17, red David >> YM, ego problem? :D:D::D:D:D:DD:D FS 13 Nov. 22:55, from: 130.240.2.19, turquoise David >> That one sure was thick! FS 13 Nov. 23:02, from: 130.240.2.19, turquoise The tough truth: ______________________ | | | | | / | | || `=o | || ) | | \ | | | | | | | | | | |__|_________|________|dp David [email] 13 Nov. 23:05, from: 194.176.64.161, green FS >> You are too modest. I was told the REAL truth __________________________________________ | | | | | / |_______________ | || ____________ \ | || {____________: | | || _______ |"|| | || / ||_|| | | \ |\__/ \_/ | |__|___________________|__________________|dp How did you break that bone? FS 13 Nov. 23:07, from: 130.240.2.19, turquoise FS >> I put it in a can opener... VK [email] [home] 13 Nov. 23:08, from: 130.240.2.17, red FS >> Sensitive subject? (you called yourself "FS") FS 13 Nov. 23:08, from: 130.240.2.19, turquoise David >> Your name is FS from now on! :) FS [email] 13 Nov. 23:11, from: 194.176.64.161, blue David >> You are a great artist. David [email] 13 Nov. 23:12, from: 194.176.64.161, black FS >> Thankyou VK [email] [home] 13 Nov. 23:13, from: 130.240.2.17, red DaviFS >> :D:D:D:D::D FS [email] 13 Nov. 23:13, from: 194.176.64.161, turquoise David >> No, it's true. FS 13 Nov. 23:14, from: 130.240.2.19, turquoise (I won't tell what kind of can opener I meant) David [email] 13 Nov. 23:14, from: 194.176.64.161, turquoise \ | / ( )|( ) / | \ ? David [email] 13 Nov. 23:20, from: 194.176.64.161, black ( )|( ) / | \ | | | \ | / ) | ( mmo^omm FS 13 Nov. 23:21, from: 130.240.2.19, turquoise David >> You pervert! :) David [email] 13 Nov. 23:22, from: 194.176.64.161, black | | :. .: ( | |`:::::') F`. _J F_ .'J J `.`. /_ F J _\ .'.' F / _ _`.V/==\\ //==\V.'_ _ \ (_(_(_(_)\__// \\__/(_)_)_)_) David [email] 13 Nov. 23:27, from: 194.176.64.161, black FS>> Pervert ? Surely you mean Fetishist ? FS 13 Nov. 23:27, from: 130.240.2.19, turquoise David >> Feetishist? %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% VK [email] [home] 13 Nov. 23:48, from: 130.240.2.17, red [Did David fall asleep?] David [email] 13 Nov. 23:53, from: 194.176.64.161, black VK>> Not sleeping but going soon. ,,, ,,, <(O)> <(O)> FS 13 Nov. 23:58, from: 130.240.2.19, black David >> Sleeping but not going. ,,, ,,, <===> <===> David [email] 14 Nov. 00:00, from: 194.176.64.161, black Just one job to finish ##### /\/\ #### \ _ ( oo) ####=--| #(_)======>\ >v< ##( _\ | | .--------~-; # ._| | | (|___(3_____/ \___/ | | | \././--' .' _`\____| | \\ " /| | (________.' \`-' | | | L___) | | | \ | | \ & \ \ / L J\ ) /````| ) ) \ | \_ | / / | | || | / / \ J_ || | / J-----L__). || ) (L__) ) || | `-----------' ||__| | | | | [[ ``) | | | | ---^--- |_| |_| FS 14 Nov. 00:02, from: 130.240.2.19, black David >> Watch out! Young kids like you shouldn't play with knives! ##### /\/\ #### \ _ ( oo) ####=--|===(_) \ >v< ##( _\ | | .--------~-; # ._| | | (|___(3_____/ \___/ | | | \././--' .' _`\____| | \\ " /| | (________.' \`-' | | | L___) | | | \ | | \ & \ \ / L J\ ) /````| ) ) \ | \_ | / / | | || | / / \ J_ || | / J-----L__). || ) (L__) ) || | `-----------' ||__| | | | | [[ ``) | | | | ---^--- |_| |_| %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% llizard 15 Nov. 00:43, from: 209.161.224.123, blue So, what's new? ((((( ( )))))) )(((((( ((,````)) :(.)(.): ( \ ) -` (_) ejm `._.' llizard 15 Nov. 00:50, from: 209.161.224.123, blue Can you tell that I never studied ballet? / \,^%=== <\/ > __> / /^^ ejm \ llizard 15 Nov. 00:53, from: 209.161.224.123, blue |`-._.-'| | | | | | | | | `-!_!-' llizard 15 Nov. 00:54, from: 209.161.224.123, blue VK; ___ ha _/ | \_,^%--- ha |_____| <\ \ ha Mean? Am I supposed to mean --- == >/ something??? [_____] __>,^ ejm | | //| | llizard 15 Nov. 00:56, from: 209.161.224.123, blue / \,^%--- <\ \ still trying that ballet stuff... \ >/ \> /^^ ejm \ llizard 15 Nov. 00:57, from: 209.161.224.123, blue / \,^%--- \_< \ still trying... > >__/ |^^ ejm | VK [email] [home] 15 Nov. 00:58, from: 130.240.2.15, red llizard >> Be careful! You might hurt yourself! :-O llizard 15 Nov. 00:58, from: 209.161.224.123, blue / \,^@@--- \_< \ Yikes I think I have a cramp > in my foot... >__/ |^^ ejm | llizard 15 Nov. 00:59, from: 209.161.224.123, blue VK; / ha \,^@@--- ha \_< \ ha > There you go reading my mind again! >__/ (and stop making me laugh... it hurts more!) |^^ ejm | llizard 15 Nov. 01:01, from: 209.161.224.123, blue _,--.--,_ |. / \ | / \ (|||)(| |. ` _---_ ` ,| (|||)(| / XII \ |. ,| / | \(|||)(| / | \ ,| |. |IX @ III | |. (|||)(| \ / / (|||)(| ,| ejm \ / ,| |. \ VI / |. (|||)(| _ -___- _ (|||)(| ,| /_________\ ,| %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Krogg 17 Nov. 02:24, from: 12.6.67.12, blue ,---. ( *,* ) \`-'/ `-' %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Tony at 08:43 from 195.196.49.108 \\\\\\////// / \ ______________ / \ |___________ \ | 0 0 | \_/\ \ | | \ \ | () | \___| \ / \ ------ / \________/ Fredrik=död %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% David 18 Nov. 09:48, from: 194.176.64.175, green |\\\\\\\| | _ _ | _____________ ( )|___________ \ | . . | \_/\ \ \ _ / \ \ \___/ \___| Fredrik=dod %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Krogg 18 Nov. 10:14, from: 12.6.67.37, blue <> <> (_) , . '`-.___,-'` %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Krogg 18 Nov. 10:36, from: 12.6.67.37, blue Does anyone want to know whay i havent been aroung for a while? FS 18 Nov. 10:43, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise Krogg >> HD crash? Krogg 18 Nov. 10:49, from: 12.6.67.37, blue F0n>>the short version is: a defective sound card destroyed my hard drive. the long version is: My hard drive blewout and after 2 days of trying to get it to werk again i sent it back for another.after 3 days of waiting i get new one back and it wont werk either for more than a few seconds at a time.Had to travel 300 miles to my computer dealer and spend nite with his family to find out it was the goddam soundcard that was the problem. then as i was comming home several water hoses blew out on my car,after spending 6 hours at a gas station after hiking a few miles,i finaly got in touch with a freind who came and got me and i spent another nite.Then i had to rent a car towing trailer and haul my car back home. wasnt a nice week and a half for me. f0n 18 Nov. 10:50, from: 130.240.2.16, black Krogg.. NEVER LET A COMPUTER IN YOUR HOME! VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 10:51, from: 130.240.2.117, red Krogg >> F0n is a Computer Science student... Krogg 18 Nov. 10:53, from: 12.6.67.37, blue VK>>and a nut as well? VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 10:53, from: 130.240.2.117, red Krogg >> Definitely! David 18 Nov. 10:55, from: 194.176.64.175, green Krogg >> How is the car? f0n 18 Nov. 10:57, from: 130.240.2.16, black *f0n is a genious not understood by his environment* Krogg 18 Nov. 10:59, from: 12.6.67.37, blue David>>well i thought it was really bad,but about $5.00 in rubber tubes fixed it.It was a real pain in the butt though.The hoses were in VERY hard to reach places and the clamps were rusted to hell.The cool thing is than i am now the proud owner of Quake 2 and that rocks,but at what a cost. I lost _all_ of my data and well its depressing. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% David 18 Nov. 10:57, from: 194.176.64.175, green VK >> Who was it that I shouldn't accept apples from ? f0n 18 Nov. 10:58, from: 130.240.2.16, black David >> Old men in coats who does something in their coat pockets VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 10:59, from: 130.240.2.117, red David >> Krogg. Krogg 18 Nov. 11:00, from: 12.6.67.37, blue David >>_do_ you _like_ apples? VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 11:01, from: 130.240.2.117, red David!!! -> VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 11:02, from: 130.240.2.117, red Krogg >> f0n looks a bit hungry... ;) Krogg 18 Nov. 11:03, from: 12.6.67.37, blue F0n>>would _you_ like some apples? FS 18 Nov. 11:03, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise f0n >> They are delicious! f0n 18 Nov. 11:03, from: 130.240.2.16, black *wonders if Krogg is a man in coat* Krogg 18 Nov. 11:05, from: 12.6.67.37, blue F0n>>no,really....Would _you_ _like_ some apples? VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 11:05, from: 130.240.2.117, red f0n >> Krogg is a nice young man in Florida, where it's too hot to wear a coat. :) f0n 18 Nov. 11:07, from: 130.240.2.16, black VK .. oh.. David 18 Nov. 11:10, from: 194.176.64.175, green Krogg >> Thankyou for your offer. However, I have been advised to decline your offer. Krogg 18 Nov. 11:10, from: 12.6.67.37, blue F0n>>....? like some? Krogg 18 Nov. 11:11, from: 12.6.67.37, blue David>>well you have missed out on a unique experience.... f0n 18 Nov. 11:12, from: 130.240.2.16, black Krogg >> hmm.. I have a feeling of what "unique" means in this case ;) David 18 Nov. 11:14, from: 194.176.64.175, green f0n >> Try an English Cox _ \\ ,--._\\_.--, : : : : : : : : `.___..___.' FS 18 Nov. 11:14, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise f0n >> You are hungry. Have an apple so that you can keep focused on the lab. Krogg 18 Nov. 11:16, from: 12.6.67.37, blue >>>>>. ,-------------------------------. <>\=/>>> `-------------------------------' /(\:/)\ //)_:_(\\ __/// \\\__ '/*******\` ********* || || || || <__<__> f0n 18 Nov. 11:22, from: 130.240.2.16, black _"_ Hoehoehoe / \ / iiiiiHHH! @ @ -------------- - / \ /| |\ / | | \ ( | | ) \ | | / m m | | | | | | David 18 Nov. 11:23, from: 194.176.64.175, green Little fluffy clouds ___ __(__')_ (__( ')_ (________) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FS 18 Nov. 11:27, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise _ |_) | ___ |_(o.o)_ (__( = ')_ (________) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Krogg 18 Nov. 11:28, from: 12.6.67.37, blue Little mean clouds ___ __(__')_ (__( ')_ :(________) :::\_ \_::: ~:::::\_ \::~~~~~ :::::::`.\: `' f0n 18 Nov. 11:30, from: 130.240.2.16, black _"_ Hoehoehoe " " / iiiiiHHH! @ """ @ .-----------. / \ /| |\ / | | \ ( | | ) \ | | / m m | | Henry :) Krogg 18 Nov. 11:30, from: 12.6.67.37, blue _ |_) | ___ , (bombs away) |_(o.o)_ (__( = ')_ (________) (_)*poop* ~~~~~~~~~_~~~ (_) _ (_) VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 11:31, from: 130.240.2.117, red f0n >> ??? Stick man at dinner table? VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 11:31, from: 130.240.2.117, red [and who is Henry?] f0n 18 Nov. 11:32, from: 130.240.2.16, black VK >> I thought of an exhibitionist :) f0n 18 Nov. 11:32, from: 130.240.2.16, black didn't get the coat right though.. Krogg 18 Nov. 11:36, from: 12.6.67.37, blue _"_ Hoehoehoe " " / iiiiiHHH! @ """ @ .-----------. / \ /| |\ / | | \ ( | | ) \ | | / m m | | ========================================== _"_ Hoehoehoe " " / @ o o @ .--,\ = /.--. / \`-'/ \ / / \ \ / / / \ \ \ ( (| / \ ) ) \ \ /| |\ / / \_)#| |#(_/ ||#| |#|| ||#| /U\ |#|| David 18 Nov. 11:36, from: 194.176.64.175, green Big mean figlet cloud ___ ___ ___ |___| |___| |___|_ __ / / ( ) \ \ | | |/ | | ___ ___ | | ___ __ _ | | ___ |___| |___| \_\ |___| |___| /_/_|___| / / / / ( ) \ \ | | | | |/ | | | | ___ ___ | | | | ___ \_\ |___| |___| \_\ /_/ |___| (_) / / \ \ _ | | | | (_) | | ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ | | _ \_\ |___| |___| |___|_|___| |___| |___|_|___| |___| /_/ (_) (_) (_) \ \ \ \ (_) (_) (_) _ _ _ \ \ \ \ _ _ _ (_) (_) (_) \_\ ___ \_\ ___ (_) (_) (_) /\/| _ _ _ _ |___|__ |___|__ _ _ /\/| /\/| /\/| /\/| /\/| |/\/ (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) \ \ \ \ (_) (_) |/\/ |/\/ |/\/ |/\/ |/\/ _ _ _ _ _ \ \ \ \ _ _ (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) \_\ ___ \_\ (_) (_) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ |___| __ _ (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) ( ) \ \ (_) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ \| _ \ \ _ (_) (_) (_) (_) (_I I_I I_) (_) \_\ (_) \| |/ VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 11:36, from: 130.240.2.117, red f0n >> Sorry, don't see it... :-( VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 11:37, from: 130.240.2.117, red f0n >> ok, that's more clear. :) -> f0n 18 Nov. 11:37, from: 130.240.2.16, black Krogg :) VK >> I'm an outstanding ascii artist ;) VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 11:37, from: 130.240.2.117, red f0n >> :) Krogg 18 Nov. 11:44, from: 12.6.67.37, blue (\ A /) / \/|\/ \ ( >-<+>-< ) \ /\|/\ / (/ V \) f0n 18 Nov. 11:45, from: 130.240.2.16, black Mme. Butterfly? :) Krogg 18 Nov. 11:47, from: 12.6.67.37, blue F0n>>naw,just a doodle. David 18 Nov. 11:51, from: 194.176.64.173, green ##### #### \ ___________________ ####=--| /I've got to go now.\ ##( _\ | Bye VK/FS/F0n/Krogg | # ._| <======\___________________/ \___/ .' _`\ | ( \ | | \ \| __ _ _ | \ \____[__|_|:]=== | \_____|_} \ / |_| /````| # \_ | : || | : || | : || ) : || | : ||__| : [[ ``) : ---^--- : Krogg 18 Nov. 11:51, from: 12.6.67.37, blue /"\ /"\ / \ \^-^/ \ \ _/ / \ (|) / \ \_ <___) `-^-' (___> f0n 18 Nov. 11:52, from: 130.240.2.16, black Bye david :) Krogg 18 Nov. 11:52, from: 12.6.67.37, blue David>>bye... ..... -> VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 11:52, from: 130.240.2.117, red David >> bye! :) David 18 Nov. 11:53, from: 194.176.64.173, green Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...... * gone before the Internet Porn Police arrive * Krogg 18 Nov. 11:54, from: 12.6.67.37, blue minor correction /"\ /"\ / / \^-^/ \ \ _/ / \ (|) / \ \_ <___) `-^-' (___> pepe 18 Nov. 11:56, from: 194.83.240.17, black Entering through the back door... f0n 18 Nov. 11:59, from: 130.240.2.16, black (*aarghl*) pepe >> hi pepe f0n 18 Nov. 12:02, from: 130.240.2.16, black (1*(!(1<<2+2&0x8000)?a:b)/a) (BITS) DIV (BITS) MUL (BITS) ICONST 1 (BITS) COND (BOOL) 1NOT (BOOL) CHAR2BITS (BITS) SIMPLEVAR a (BITS) SIMPLEVAR b (BITS) SIMPLEVAR a FS 18 Nov. 12:02, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise f0n >> We are writing c, not m2! That should be: /* ararghl */ f0n 18 Nov. 12:03, from: 130.240.2.16, black Where did that shift go.. Krogg 18 Nov. 12:07, from: 12.6.67.37, blue F0n>> upinya. f0n 18 Nov. 12:08, from: 130.240.2.16, black Krogg :) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 13:11, from: 130.240.2.117, red Suggested picture of "Snake": _____ .-' `. <|> \ ( | V''V-. | /--' | >-' `--. | )_ _( .--' \/ `--. | `./\.' | | |o | | | |o | | | | |o | | | | |o | | | | |o | | |o__| |o |__o| (/| |o |\) |__|_____| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _|__|__| /___/____) Snake [email] 18 Nov. 13:12, from: 194.213.74.18, purple VK > 100% match... but i wear glasses VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 13:15, from: 130.240.2.117, red Snake >> :) _____ .-.' .-. `. (<|>)-()-'\ `-' `-' | V''V-. | /--' | >-' `--. | )_ _( .--' \/ `--. | `./\.' | | |o | | | |o | | | | |o | | | | |o | | | | |o | | |o__| |o |__o| (/| |o |\) |__|_____| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _|__|__| /___/____) VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 13:16, from: 130.240.2.117, red or maybe: _____ .-' _ `. (|)-(/)--' \ ( | V''V-. | /--' | >-' `--. | )_ _( .--' \/ `--. | `./\.' | | |o | | | |o | | | | |o | | | | |o | | | | |o | | |o__| |o |__o| (/| |o |\) |__|_____| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _|__|__| /___/____) VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 13:17, from: 130.240.2.117, red changed one detail _____ .-' _ `. (|)^(/)--' \ ( | V''V-. | /--' | >-' `--. | Snake [email] 18 Nov. 13:20, from: 194.213.74.18, purple VK > Heh, I have a large body and quite small head in reality too... VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 13:20, from: 130.240.2.117, red FS >> Kill! FS 18 Nov. 13:22, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise VK >> But... he's taller than me! And I don't hit kids with glasses! VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 13:23, from: 130.240.2.117, red FS >> YOU are a kid with glasses! :D:D:D:D f0n 18 Nov. 13:25, from: 130.240.2.16, black VK >> and red eyes to scare the jehovas with :) FS 18 Nov. 13:26, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise VK >> Have I ever hit myself? VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 13:26, from: 130.240.2.117, red Hmmmm... too big... well, we can cure that... _____ .-' _ `. (|)^(/)--' \ ( | V''V-. | /--' | >-' `--. | )_ _( .-' \/ `-. | `./\.' | | |o | | | |o | | | | |o | | |o_| |o |_o| (/| |o |\) |__|_____| | | | | | | | | | | | | _|__|__| /___/____) VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 13:27, from: 130.240.2.117, red FS >> I don't know. Have you? Snake [email] 18 Nov. 13:28, from: 194.213.74.18, purple _____ .-' _ `. (|)^(/)--' \ ( | V''V-. | /--' | >-' `--. | )_ _( .-' \/ `-. | `./\.' | | |o | | |_|o | | |____|o | | | |o |_o| | |o |\) |__|_____| | | | | | | | | | | | | _|__|__| /___/____) VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 13:29, from: 130.240.2.117, red Still a bit too big? Well, here's a smalle one: ____ .-' _ `. (|)^(/)--'\ ( | V''V-. | /--' | >-' `--._ _( .-' \/ `-. | `./\.' | | |o | | | |o | | |o_| |o |_o| (/| |o |\) |__|____| | | | | | | | | | _|__|__| /___/____) VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 13:30, from: 130.240.2.117, red Snake >> What are you reaching for in your pocket? f0n 18 Nov. 13:30, from: 130.240.2.16, black a napoleon hat too? :) Snake [email] 18 Nov. 13:32, from: 194.213.74.18, purple ____ .-' _ `. (|)^(/)--'\ ( | V''V-. | /--' | >-' `--._ _( .-' \/ `-. | `./\.' | | |o | | | |o | | |o_| |o |_o| (H| |o |\) U|__|____| | | | | | | | | | _|__|__| /___/____) VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 13:34, from: 130.240.2.117, red Oh oh, I think FS is in trouble... :) Snake [email] 18 Nov. 13:36, from: 194.213.74.18, purple ____ .-' _ `. (|)^(/)--'\ ( | V''V-. | /-A' | >-' |H|._ _( | |-' \/ `-. | `./\.' | | |o | |_/| |o | | | |o |_o| | |o |\) |__|____| | | | | | | | | | _|__|__| /___/____) Snake [email] 18 Nov. 13:37, from: 194.213.74.18, purple BLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!! VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 13:37, from: 130.240.2.117, red Snake?! :-O Snake [email] 18 Nov. 13:38, from: 194.213.74.18, purple VK > I don't want to live looking like a snake! :-) FS 18 Nov. 13:39, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise VK >> He (she?) doesn't seem too dangerous... VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 13:42, from: 130.240.2.117, red Snake >> Then do something about that... :) Snake [email] 18 Nov. 13:45, from: 194.213.74.18, purple VK > Some other day. i've been here far too long already VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 13:45, from: 130.240.2.117, red Snake >> :) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% _____ .-' _ `. (|)^(/)--' \ ( | V''V-. | /--' | >-' `--. | )_ _( .--' \/ `--. | `./\.' | | |o | | | |o | | | | |o | | | | |o | | | | |o | | |o__| |o |__o| (/| |o |\) |__|_____| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _|__|__| /___/____) _____ .-' _ `. (|)^(/)--' \ ( | V''V-. | /--' | >-' `--. | )_ _( .-' \/ `-. | `./\.' | | |o | | | |o | | | | |o | | |o_| |o |_o| (/| |o |\) |__|_____| | | | | | | | | | | | | _|__|__| /___/____) ____ .-' _ `. (|)^(/)--'\ ( | V''V-. | /--' | >-' `--._ _( .-' \/ `-. | `./\.' | | |o | | | |o | | |o_| |o |_o| (/| |o |\) |__|____| | | | | | | | | | _|__|__| /___/____) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Krogg 20 Nov. 12:40, from: 12.6.67.55, blue <> <> . /\ , `v--v' Krogg 20 Nov. 12:40, from: 12.6.67.55, blue <> <> /\ ,v--v. ' ` Krogg 20 Nov. 12:41, from: 12.6.67.55, blue -- <> . /\ , `v--v' *gone* %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Krogg 20 Nov. 15:47, from: 12.6.67.55, blue Original post: ------------------------------------------------ HERE IS THE BEST XXX SELECTION ON THE NET. LIVE FEEDS, 10,000 PICS, UNCENSORED FROM AMSTERDAM. CLICK BELOW: http://cybersexonline.net/redlight vevzkvdlcvgyclypgwewgzrmtmisgxsookfqfiftogkioluqicfolhyihyysjdqokjrfktoottncd --------------------------------------------------- My reply --------------------------------------------------- xeqtzt@aol.com wrote: > > HERE IS THE BEST XXX SELECTION ON THE NET. > LIVE FEEDS, 10,000 PICS, UNCENSORED > FROM AMSTERDAM. Hey,i heard they gots real good pot there,Is that true? > CLICK BELOW: > http://cybersexonline.net/redlight > vevzkvdlcvgyclypgwewgzrmtmisgxsookfqfiftogkioluqicfolhyihyysjdqokjrfktoottncd A whats that----' An extended alphabet?I used to say the alphabet that way, When i was about 1.5 years old!!! anyway,i dont know about the other groups that were cross posted but a.a-a here allready gots plenty of teen sex pics.Ill post a few as an example,but keep looking in the group,there is plenty more. ,----------------------------. |. . . . . . . . . ||\\\ (c)K| | . . . . . . . . .. \\\\. .R| |. . . . . . . . .<_,@\\\\. O| | . . . . . . . . .\ _\\\\ .G| |. . . . . . . . . [( )| . G| | . >>>>>. . . . .|| ||. .S| |. .<<@,@<<. . . . |< >| . C| | . >>\o/>>>. .____#| /##. .A| |. ./(.|.)\. .(____#(_) ) . N| | .// ):(\\ . . . .# | . . | |. \\( )\\ . . . .\ |. . .| | . `" V | "` . . . 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N | |___//U###\\ # | . . . . .| |###||#####\\ \ |_____,'\. | |###("####<__>(________,'\\ | `---------------------------' ,-------------,----------------------------. |(c)Kroggscan | ,----------. | +-------------' | | | | >>>>>. | | | | <>\=/>>> | | | | /(\:/<< | | | |#######//)_:_(>\#### |O | | |####__/// \\\__# | ,----. | |######'/*******\`[]---------------+----+[]| |#######*********#||---------A-----------||| |#########|| ||###||_________H___________||| |#########|| ||###||# ,----H----. |||| |########<__<__>##()#__/___________\____|()| `------------------------------------------' ,-------------------------. |(c)Kroggscan<< | | | >>>p, | | |#### <<< _\ | | |#### >>>/ ,----.[| |#[]-------\\_)----+----+|| |#||--------)\\----------|| |#||______ _\*\\__ ______|| |#||# ,/\****"*-. ||| |#()#__/ |/"-.,,/__\____||| `-------------------------' %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Krogg 20 Nov. 16:28, from: 12.6.67.55, blue *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop**pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *p *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *p *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *p *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *p *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *p *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *p * *pop* *pop* *p * *pop* *pop* *p VK's Brain * *pop* *pop* *p * *pop* *pop* *p * *pop* *pop* *p * *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *p *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *p *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *p *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *p *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *p *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *p *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop**pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Krogg 20 Nov. 17:33, from: 12.6.67.55, blue VK>>Ya,that aol duffus said you were flaming him.And he said he _had_ read the faq.What a moron,I cnat believe the "arguments" he used.Anyway,maybe there is hope that you will get a computer b4 you get out of school.Its got to be wierd to be a computre sience student and not even own one of the things.Ya dont see too many brain surgery students that dont own a brain of thier own. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Krogg 21 Nov. 13:07, from: 12.6.67.107, blue ..... /////\\\\ //,-._,-.\\ //`-'|`-'\\ /// (_) \\\ ///\ `=' /\\\ `-.-' %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Trashhead at 11:06 from 195.196.49.219 ts>> | \ | | / / \ \__/ | | | | ___ | | ___ / \ | | / \ / \| |/ \ TS at 11:09 from 195.196.49.218 __________ / \ | ______ | __ |\______________________ (|--0 / 0--|) <__| |______ __________ / | /_ | | | \_/\ \ \ _____ / | | \ \ \________/ |_| \___\ Trashhead at 11:12 from 195.196.49.219 ts>> ___ ___ / / \ \ / / \ \ | | _ _ | | | | || || | | | | || || | | \ \ || || / / \__\__||_||__/_/ || || || || \/ \/ TS at 11:14 from 195.196.49.218 VE>> _ | | | | _ _| |___ / \___/ | | | \ \_____ | \ / %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% FS 23 Nov. 23:06, from: 130.240.2.68, turquoise .:i FS 23 Nov. 23:08, from: 130.240.2.68, turquoise .------. (-:-:-:-:) (^:^:^:^:) `------' VK [email] [home] 23 Nov. 23:09, from: 130.240.2.67, red FS >> Hamburger? (hungry?) :D FS 23 Nov. 23:09, from: 130.240.2.68, turquoise .:!"' FS at 23:07 from jota28.sm.luth.se .------. (-:-:-:-:) (^:^:^:^:) `------' FS at 23:20 from jota28.sm.luth.se __ / .-/. |.__.| |Coca| |Cola| `.__.' FS at 23:33 from jota28.sm.luth.se .--------. / \ (====[__]====) \ / '--------' %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% viktor [mail] at 10:49 from 195.196.49.141 TS>> / \ / \ _________ / \ | | | __________/ \__________ |____|____| | | | | | | ______ ______ | |____|____| | | | | ______ | | | | | | | |___|__| | | |___|__| | | | | | | | | _| | | | | | | | |___|__| | | |___|__| | | | |_____________|______|_____________________| | | viktor [mail] at 10:29 from 195.196.49.141 TS>> /| ________ /| ______/ |___/_/__/__/___/ | _____ /0 / | / _________ \/_______________________ \ _____ \ | \| %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% JRO 26 Nov. 11:06, from: 209.141.24.154, black Entering... JRO 26 Nov. 11:07, from: 209.141.24.154, black \__/ I heard a rumor in the tunnels today... (oo) /) //~~\\// \\__/\/ |||| |||| (_)(_) JRO 26 Nov. 11:09, from: 209.141.24.154, black \__/ (oo) They were coming for my neighbor and they took //~~\\ him away... \\__// |||| |||| (_)(_) JRO 26 Nov. 11:11, from: 209.141.24.154, black \__/ /) (oo) (\ He was preaching revolution when he \\//~~\\// talked in his sleep..... \/\__/\/ |||| |||| (_)(_) JRO 26 Nov. 11:15, from: 209.141.24.154, black \__/ . So his mother called security (oo) [/)=(- and sold him out cheap.... //~~\\// \\__/\/ |||| |||| (_)(_) JRO 26 Nov. 11:17, from: 209.141.24.154, black \__/ (__) //()\\ \\__// __ //\\ _____________________________ // // (_)(_) \ \ What a perfect place. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% pucko [email] 26 Nov. 17:54, from: 195.163.73.89, black _ _ |\ /| | \__/ | \ / \ \/ / \ / \/ a desert fox! (big ears) :) pucko [email] 26 Nov. 18:11, from: 195.163.73.89, black _@; a snail.. and.. SURPRISE! __ __ / \ / \ / \__..---..__/ \ | | \ ( O ) ( O ) / / _____..._____ \ ________ | (____(o_o)____) | ________ ___(__|_|_|_)__\ \ | / /__(_|_|_|__)___ ####\/\/\/\/##########\ | /##########\/\/\/\/#### #######################\__|__/####################### ##################################################### ##################################################### a beaver peeking up behind a fance/hole/log/whatever.. now it's tme for... goodbye! *poff* %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Krogg 27 Nov. 13:58, from: 12.6.67.15, blue '==xx\0 a dead guy '==>x\9 a dead girl '-=,o a dead child .....`=o=^o> '-=,o car about to run over dead child ..'...-=...,.o......`o=^o> car ran over dead child David [email] 27 Nov. 14:05, from: 194.176.64.147, black Krogg >> Have you seen this one ? 8/=/\- David [email] 27 Nov. 14:10, from: 194.176.64.147, black Krogg >> Spot the hard on _/\!/\_ Krogg 27 Nov. 14:17, from: 12.6.67.15, blue ,-. ,-. / / \A_A/ \ \ / /\ (:) /\ \ / `--^--' \ \ David [email] 27 Nov. 14:19, from: 194.176.64.147, black Krogg >> _/\@/\_ [ 8< snip some discussion 8< ] David [email] 27 Nov. 14:29, from: 194.176.64.147, black Krogg >> Hmmmmmmm......you've got a point. Krogg 27 Nov. 14:32, from: 12.6.67.15, blue David>>i got a point!!!,wanna see it? David [email] 27 Nov. 14:33, from: 194.176.64.147, black Krogg >> Aha. Fixed my newsreader without rebooting. Krogg 27 Nov. 14:35, from: 12.6.67.15, blue David>>what was the problem? David [email] 27 Nov. 14:36, from: 194.176.64.147, black Krogg >> If you point looks like this 8==o I don't want to see it. Krogg 27 Nov. 14:37, from: 12.6.67.15, blue David>>whats wrong,afraid i will poke you in the eye? David [email] 27 Nov. 14:37, from: 194.176.64.147, black Krogg >> My problem is a combination of an almost full HD and a P75. David [email] 27 Nov. 14:38, from: 194.176.64.147, green Dear Krogg, We have now got the results of your X-Rays and we think that we know what your problem is. ____________________________________________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | / |____________ | || _________ \ | || {_________: | | || ____ |"|| | || / ||_|| | | \ |\__/ \_/ | | | | | | | | | |__|________________________|_______________|dp This seems to be a common can opener related accident. ##### davidpalmer@rocketmail.com ##### #### \ http://members.tripod.com/~David_Palmer/ascii.html / #### ####===| |===#### ##( _\ "Bother!" said Pooh as he completely failed to /_ )## # ._| think of a humourous tagline for his signature. |_. # \___/ \___/ Krogg 27 Nov. 14:39, from: 12.6.67.15, blue David>>ya,I had a p75 with a full 1 gig drive and it was hell,never dip below the 100 meg level or things will go haywire.now i got a 300mhz k6/2 3dnow with a 4.2 gig hd.Lots more fun i must say. VK [email] [home] 27 Nov. 14:40, from: 130.240.2.41, red Entering... Krogg 27 Nov. 14:42, from: 12.6.67.15, blue David>>at least my x rays didnt get mixed up this time. Poor FS didnt know what to think till i gave him his proper x rays......... BTW:My HD is bigger than yours!!! David [email] 27 Nov. 14:44, from: 194.176.64.147, green Krogg >> It's difficult to get a HD smaller than mine. (800 Mb) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Subject: Re: Fredrik's X-ray Date: Fri, 27 Nov 1998 07:54:18 -0500 From: Krogg Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art David Palmer wrote: > > Dear Mr S, > > We have now got the results of your X-Rays and we think > that we know what your problem is. > ____________________________________________ > | | | | > | | | | > | | | | > | / |____________ | > || _________ \ | > || {_________: | | > || ____ |"|| | > || / ||_|| | > | \ |\__/ \_/ | > | | | | > | | | | > |__|________________________|_______________|dp > > This seems to be a common can opener related accident. Dr.Palmer!!!!!!!! Mr. S. We are so sorry for the mix up,we had your x-ray mixed up with some one elses that had the same problem as you.Please accept out appologie and here is _your_ x-ray. ____________________________________________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | / |_____ | || ___ \ | || (___: | | || ||"|| | || |\_/\_/ | | \ | | | | | | | | | | |__|________________________|_______________|dp Krogg %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Krogg 27 Nov. 15:32, from: 12.6.67.15, blue VK>>you still there? /\ /\ /\ / \ / \ / \ / /\ \/ /\ \/ /\ \ \ \/ /\ \/ /\ \/ / /\ \ \/ \ \/ \ \/ /\ / \/\ \/\/\ \/\/\ \/ \ / /\/ /\/ / /\/ / /\/ /\ \ \ \/ /\/ / /\/ / /\/ /\/ / \ /\ \/\/\ \/\/\ \/\ / \/ /\ \ /\ \ /\ \ \/ / /\ \/ /\ \/ /\ \ \ \/ /\ \/ /\ \/ / \ / \ / \ / \/ \/ \/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Krogg 27 Nov. 15:45, from: 12.6.67.15, blue THINK....THINK....THINK....THINK....THINK....THINK....THINK.... 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Join #b2b on EfNet for more information. ]] [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] David [email] 28 Nov. 00:02, from: 194.176.64.159, green Found one 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 _____ 0 Warez Airlinez the official carrier airline for 0 / ___/ 0 Wicked Alliance. 0 / / / 0 0 / / / 0 0 / / / 0 This File Passed through Warez Airlinez 0 __ __/_____/_ /____ 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 ] ] WA 1997 ----_! ___________/!_______________________________________]__]_NvC'97 ------' / ____-- / /||| II O O O II O O O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O O O II O O_O-________/ <| II II ] ] [-----,-----' II ____---- \--------------------]__]___[-----'--------------------- David [email] 28 Nov. 00:11, from: 194.176.64.159, green . .:. :|: .:|:. ::|:: :. ::|:: .: :|:. .::|::. .:|: ::|:. :::|::: .:|:; `::|:. :::|::: .:|::' ::|::. :::|::: .::|:; `::|::. :::|::: .::|::' :::|::. :::|::: .::|::; `:::|::. :::|::: .::|::;' `::. `:::|::. :::|::: .::|::;' .:;' `:::.. 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(I have collected match boxes to make one but haven't gotten around to finding the trinkets or making the tree) * % /)\ 7.~ /o "\ 7 & ~ / @ ; \ 7` o ~ / J ( \ _&_ 7` o , ~ | | |# " \ _(x)_ |_|_|[_]<==>(+)[__|__] %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% FS 30 Nov. 14:50, from: 130.240.2.90, turquoise llizard >> Bye! VK >> /usr/local/X11/xpilot -join -name VK slab1.ethz.ch & FS 30 Nov. 14:52, from: 130.240.2.90, turquoise VK >> a rotate left s rotate right shift accelerate return fire %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% llizard [home] 30 Nov. 22:43, from: 209.161.224.176, blue VK; I'm thinking of a chess theme. (so Christmassy, you know :^D ) This is supposed to be the white queen bowing to the black queen after being defeated. Z| Z|, / MMM _/| ((( / ((() )))) /(\| ))) \/##/ ( \\ #### \ \` ###### / \ ######## ejm98 /_____\ ########## ` ` -- -' llizard [home] 30 Nov. 22:47, from: 209.161.224.176, blue VK; Colouring might be nice. You can colour them as they become clickable. A mish mash of colours would be good, I think so that by the end, the calendar will be a festive riot of 25 different colours. The black queen is wearing an Ermin stole. Z| Z|, / MMM _/| {((( / ((() )%%%% /(\| ))) \/%# ( \\ %## \ \` #%### / \ #%#### ejm98 /_____\ #%##### ` ` #%%%%%%% llizard [home] 30 Nov. 22:52, from: 209.161.224.176, blue X| X|, / MMM _/| {((( / ((() )%%%% /(\| ))) \/%# ( \\ %## \ \` #%### >| >|, / MMM _/| {((( / ((() )%%%% /(\| ))) \/%# ( \\ %## \ \` #%### 7*\ 7*\, 7/ MMM _/| {((( / ((() )%%%% /(\| ))) \/%# ( \\ %## \ \` #%### %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% E| E|, / MMM _/| {((( / ((() )%%%% /(\| ))) \/%# ( \\ %## \ \` #%### llizard [home] 30 Nov. 23:22, from: 209.161.224.176, blue VK; Maybe fur on the black queen's crown? 7*\ 7*\, vvvv 7/ &&&& _/| {((( / ((() )%%%% /(\| ))) \/%# ( \\ %## \ \` #%### / \ #%#### ejm98 /_____\ #%##### ` ` #%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ______ .^%--- | MAIL | < \ Now? |_BOX__|__ / > || " >,^ || /| _||_ / \ ______ %^^`> | MAIL | /" > |_BOX__|/ >^^ || /| _||_ ejm | \ _____ |[] | |[]}} | | }} | | }} | ---"--- \ .^%--- ______ < \ Just a second while I read it. | MAIL | / > |_BOX__|__" > || >^^ || /| _||_ | \ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% bowing to a commoner: \ /\ 7_\ \, / {))) _/|,~, ((( / ())) )__/)))) /(\|((( | (/ /_|\\ | \ \|\(` | \ // \\ | \ ejm // \\ |_____\ == == -- -' bowing to royalty: \ /\ 7_\ \, MMM / {))) _/|,~, %%%% / ())) )__/% ( /(\|((( |% \ /_|\\ |% \ \|\(` |% \ // \\ |% \ ejm // \\ |%%%%%%% == == == =" %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% llizard [home] 1 Dec. 17:53, from: 209.161.224.125, blue Velvet Maria Langley's chessmen are nice too. .::. _()_ _::_ _O _/____\_ _/____\_ _ _ _ ^^__ / //\ \ / \ / | || || | / - \_ { } \____/ \____/ |_______| <| __< \___/ (____) (____) _ \__ ___ / <| \ (___) | | | | (_) |___|_| <| \ |_| |__| |__| (___) |_|___| <|______\ / \ / \ / \ _|_|_ |___|_| _|____|_ (_____) (______) (______) (_____) (_______) (________) (_______) (________) (________) /_____\ /_______\ /________\ /_______\ /________\ /________\ llizard [home] 1 Dec. 18:00, from: 209.161.224.125, blue David; I should be emulating these stickmen: O_ \/\| /\/ ejm \ O_ _/\| /\/ ejm / llizard [home] 1 Dec. 18:04, from: 209.161.224.125, blue ,^^%--- \_<_ \ I really should be getting out of here! >\ ______________ >,^ ________ / \/ ______ ejm \ (The mind is willing but...) llizard [home] 1 Dec. 18:07, from: 209.161.224.125, blue `' , _.\_,^%--- (_._/< \ Ai yai yai!!! \___> It's so late. I better use my bicycle to leave! - \ >,^- ( * )`/|( * ) ejm - | \ - llizard [home] 1 Dec. 18:08, from: 209.161.224.125, blue ,^%--- _._< \ Nice to talk to you too, David (_.--> \ __>,^ maybe next time you'll show -.`\/ -. me the stick figures you're ( * )~\( * ) having difficulty with ejm `- ~ `- llizard [home] 1 Dec. 18:09, from: 209.161.224.125, blue Bye bye David! ===%^, _.-- > (_.--- > ____________ - |`_>,^- ________ * )~ \ ( * ) __________________ - ~ - (really gone this time) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% David [email] 4 Dec. 23:23, from: 194.176.64.180, black ##### /\/\ #### \ (oo ) ##=-[.].] >v< / #( _\ '::: # \__| | | Looks like I've missed \___/ | | everyone. .' `-----' | ( ) ,------' | | | | | | | | | |_|==o=={ :.. | ''' Y | | | | | | | | ) ) | | | |__|__|_ [____)__) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% FS 5 Dec. 22:09, from: 130.240.2.20, turquoise _5"-._5"-._5"-._5"-._5"-._5"-._5"-._5 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% FS 5 Dec. 22:29, from: 130.240.2.20, turquoise _5"-._5"-._5"-._5"-._5"-._5"-._5"- O o o ##### o #### \ ##=-[+]+]o #( _\ <%>< # _ |o \___/ .' `-. ( ) , ) | | | | | | | | | | | | ><%%> |_|==o=={ | :.. |.: ''' Y |'' | | | | | | _.| ) ).__ |"-' ' `--"| | | | concrete | | | #-%%`-.________.-'%#&&||/%#!!&&%/% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% FS 5 Dec. 22:59, from: 130.240.2.20, turquoise /\/\ *Zzzzzzz* (-- ) >v< / o-' VK [email] [home] 5 Dec. 23:01, from: 130.240.2.25, red EIP David [email] 5 Dec. 23:03, from: 194.176.64.177, green FS >> Lost something ? ##### /\/\ * Zzzzzzz* #### _\_ (-- ) ##=-[.].] >v< / #( _\ 'o-' # \__| | | \___/ | | .' `-----' | ( ) ,------' | | | | | | | | | |_|==o=={ :.. | ''' Y | | | | | | | | ) ) | | | |__|__|_ [____)__) FS 5 Dec. 23:03, from: 130.240.2.20, turquoise /\/\ *Zzzzzzz* (-- ) >v< / 6-' ' ' ' VK [email] [home] 5 Dec. 23:05, from: 130.240.2.25, red FS >> Drooling? VK [email] [home] 5 Dec. 23:05, from: 130.240.2.25, red FS >> Dreaming and drooling? FS 5 Dec. 23:06, from: 130.240.2.20, turquoise (.)(.) O o /\/\ *Zzzzzzz* (-- ) >v< / 6-' ' ' ' VK [email] [home] 5 Dec. 23:09, from: 130.240.2.25, red FS >> Ah! So _that's_ what you're dreaming about! The two A's in the EIP! %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Krogg 7 Dec. 02:55, from: 12.6.67.91, blue (2+3...2+3???...2+3..Damit What is 2+3?) O ,,,, o /O o\ \ > / \O/ __"__ //""| \ <---FS taking exam..... //___| \ """"""""" | ()() | | | %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Krogg 7 Dec. 04:29, from: 12.6.67.111, blue :7) big nose :9 lick lips :0 #@$@#$ puking :Pq: toung kissing :E) doggie %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Krogg 8 Dec. 12:58, from: 12.6.67.34, blue : : : Darn little fish got my bait again!!! o | | | . __ `._/ /o \/ \__/\ Krogg 8 Dec. 13:04, from: 12.6.67.34, blue : : : I put him on my hook o | | | ._ `./o \/ \__/\ --------------------------- : : : maybe i catch a bigger one o | ___////,,,.._ ,// | /O ``--.._/// | ._ \__ \ ,' `./o \/ __) \ ___`. \__/\ \____/__,,,---'''' \\\ `\\ Krogg 8 Dec. 13:29, from: 12.6.67.34, blue -._ `-._ `-._ /) `-. ,-=([= O/ \) ___////,,,.._ ,// \ _ /O ``--.._/// \ ) \__ \ ,' \=(o)####HHF" __) \ ___`. \____/__,,,---'''' \\\ `\\ Krogg 8 Dec. 13:48, from: 12.6.67.34, blue ,///////. ./ -._ __,---//////////, ./// `-._ ,-' ''////_ ///// `-._ /) _,-' `. `-.////// `-. ,-=([= / () \ //////// O/ \) \____ ) \\\\\\\\ \ _ `````. / ,-`\\\\\\\ \ ) ___,' ,' __,,--' \\\\\\ \=(o)####HHF" (_______.\\__,,--'" `\\\\ -\\\ `\\\ \\\ `\ Krogg 8 Dec. 13:52, from: 12.6.67.34, blue ,///////. ./ -._ __,---//////////, ./// `-._ ,-' ) ) ) ) ) )''////_ ///// `-._ /) _,-' ))`. ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )`-.////// `-. ,-=([= / ()_)))))\ ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )//////// O/ \) \____ )))))) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) \\\\\\\\ \ _ `````.)))/ ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ),-`\\\\\\\ \ ) ___,')),') ) ) ) )_),,--' \\\\\\ \=(o)####HHF" (_______.\\)_),--'" `\\\\ -\\\ `\\\ \\\ `\ VK [email] [home] 8 Dec. 13:54, from: 130.240.2.25, red .---------. ( THIS big! ) `---v-----' (___________________________O____________________________) | / \ Krogg 8 Dec. 13:58, from: 12.6.67.34, blue VK>>i see youve met fishermen b4.I got to tell ya it was really .-----------. ( _THIS_ big! ) `---v-------' (________________________________O_________________________________) | / \ David [email] 8 Dec. 14:00, from: 194.176.64.145, black Krogg >> /\/\ This is what ( oo) I use for bait \ >v< `-' Krogg 8 Dec. 14:04, from: 12.6.67.34, blue : : : o ,///////. ./ | __,---//////////, ./// | ,-' ) ) ) ) ) )''////_ ///// | . _,-' ))`. ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )`-.////// `.o\/\ / ()_)))))\ ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )//////// ( oo) \____ )))))) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) \\\\\\\\ \ >v< `````.)))/ ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ),-`\\\\\\\ `-' ___,')),') ) ) ) )_),,--' \\\\\\ (_______.\\)_),--'" `\\\\ -\\\ `\\\ \\\ `\ Krogg 8 Dec. 14:13, from: 12.6.67.34, blue : : : o ,///////. | __,---//////////, | ,-' ) ) ) ) ) )''//// | . _,-' ))`. ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) `.o\/\ / ()_)))))\ ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ( oo) \____ )))))) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) \ >v< `````.)))/ ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) `-' ___,')),') ) ) ) )_),,--' (_______.\\)_),--'" -\\\ \\\ : : : ,///////. o __,---//////////, . | ,-' ) ) ) ) ) )''////_ // | _,-' ))`. ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )`-./// | . / ()_)))))\ ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )///// `.o\/\ \____ )))))) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) \\\\\ ( oo) `````.)))/ ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ),-`\\\\ \ >v< ___,')),') ) ) ) )_),,--' \\\ `-' (_______.\\)_),--'" `\ -\\\ \\\ : : ,///////. : __,---//////////, ./ o ,-' ) ) ) ) ) )''////_ /// | _,-' ))`. ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )`-.//// | / ()_)))))\ ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )////// | .\____ )))))) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) \\\\\\ `.o\/\ ```.)))/ ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ),-`\\\\\ ( oo) ,')),') ) ) ) )_),,--' \\\\ \ >v<_//___.\\)_),--'" `\\ `-'(_/ -\\\ ` \\\ : : ,///////. ./ : __,---//////////, ./// o ,-' ) ) ) ) ) )''////_ ///// | _,-' ))`. ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )`-.////// | / ()_)))))\ ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )//////// | \____ )))))) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) \\\\\\\\ `._/````.)))/ ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ),-`\\\\\\\ ___,')),') ) ) ) )_),,--' \\\\\\ (_______.\\)_),--'" `\\\\ -\\\ `\\\ \\\ `\ : : ,///////. ./ : __,---//////////, ./// o ,-' ) ) ) ) ) )''////_ ///// | _,-' ))`. ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )`-.////// | / ()_)))))\ ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )//////// | \____ )))))) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) \\\\\\\\ `._/````.)))/ ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ),-`\\\\\\\ ___,')),') ) ) ) )_),,--' \\\\\\ (_______.\\)_),--'" ## *poop* `\\\\ -\\\ ## `\\\ \\\ ## `\ Krogg 8 Dec. 15:12, from: 12.6.67.34, blue -._ `-._ `-._ /\ `-. ,-=(==> O/ \/ new fishing jig \ __ \ //// ` \ \=(o)#####--' \\\\ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% David [email] 8 Dec. 14:23, from: 194.176.64.145, black Maija >> You are far better than me ___ /' = `\ ,(.)-(.)' `. U ,' ____\.~./______ | ___| |___ | /' \_/ `\ | | , , )| /' /|/\ / /'| /' /| |\ `\/' /| | (((\/' | | `\))/' | | || | |____\/__| | || / /' ) /| ||/ / // // || ||/ // // || /|( ,_( ,/|| || || | | | || || ||___| |___| || || |/ /' / /' || ooooO Ooooo || mh so don't worry. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Krogg 8 Dec. 14:37, from: 12.6.67.34, blue =====[Christmass Monster] +--------------[The Christmass Child Eater Monster]-------------------+ | /\ | | || | | || | | //\\\\ | | /////<>\________/\ | | /////~~~ _________:) | | ///// ())/\/\/\/\/\/ | | ////()()(( /) | | _____ ///)()()()(\/\/\/\/\/\//\ ________________| | /(__/ //()()()()()(`````````````) (AIIIIIIiiieee!!!) | /)/ /()()()()()()_____________// """/""""""""""""| | /(| /()()(/####\ / //// \|||/ /) | | /()| ,"()()((######) /// (O.O) // | | |()()\---------")()()()(\####/#\ // __|o|_// | | |)()()()()()()()()()()()(|##|\##\ / //|###|/ | | \)()()()()()()()()()()(/|##| \##\ ___ // |=+=| | | \)()()()()()()()()()(/ |##| \##\/== (/ || || | | \)()()()()()()()(),' /####\_ \###/ || || | | ",_____________,' (#######\\\#/ [Krogg] (_) (_) | +---------------------------------------------------------------------+ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%