(Last lifesign: 6 Oct. 21:48, from: 130.240.2.24 , Current time: 6 Oct. 21:48)
The boss uses IE4, Dear. The bastard's too lazy
to bother looking around for anything better
or more modern, or even care if there is
such a thing! And don't trust him! He
probably wouldn't have let you use his
flamethrower, anyway. But he might
Email DDT at you, so watch out!
Never tell him you got bugs.
He catchs them, and feeds
them to his pet turtles.
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JRO >> Get out that flame thrower! There's a bug in your message!
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(oo) Does your mother know you
//~~\\ make pictures like that?
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(_)(_)JRO >> That strange guy who keeps changing names, but they all contain the word "creature" is really called "FS".
\__/ I'm going to take a seat,
(oo) if you don't mind... How
//~~\\/) is school treating you?
__\\__/\/____ When will you be all
/^/\^\ finished?
\ \/ /
(_)(_)JRO >> I didn't make that picture, I just found a use for it... (Somebody should never have showed me the dirty archives)
JRO >> Me? Finish school? *Uhrrrm* Next question please! (it is easier to chat if you start your messages with a note of who you are talking to...)
FS >> :D:D:D::D (You are quite good at making your own dirty pictures...)
VK >> What dirty picture have _I_ made?
\__/ Isn't he sure of his own name? (oo) Well, if I was a creature, I //~~\\ might want to appear anonymous, //\__/\\ too. It might scare the girls ""/^/\^\""----- off, otherwise. \ \/ / (_)(_)
JRO >> His name is Fredrik Sundquist. He usually calls himself "FS" here. Right now he's teasing me or something...
JRO >> Do you draw those aliens here-and-now or do you copy-and-paste them from an archive of some kind?
VK >> I wouldn't call the moon picture "dirty" and concerning the self portrait, can you identify any parts that wouldn't be accepted in American TV?
FS >> Maija did ask for a NUDE self portrait of you... and then there's the one with "two falukorv"...
(\ \__/ Okay, Darling. The boss is just getting used
\\(oo) to this. I guess you can tell who he's talking
\\~~\\ to now, huh?
\__/\\
/^/\^\""--
\ \/ / .... Dirty archives? I wonder if any
(_)(_) of the boss's dirty cartoons made it
there?FS >> Not to mention some of those that you've made in your fights
against Krogg... ("cattack"...)VK >> The dangerous falukorv isn't visible...
JRO >> But you might change from one post to the next and start talking to FS (or to that other guy who was here just before you came in, or somebody else who might show up at any moment...). FS >> You are digging in the dirty archives? See if you find any stuff by "JRO" there...
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(oo) No, this is really me. I'm here+now.
//~~\\ The boss ever tries to cut or paste me,
\\__// and I'll zap his ass with a ray gun.
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VK >> Krogg made his dirty self portrait himself... I just used it.
VK >> I've looked enough in those dirty archives, my old and weak heart can't take it anymore.
\__/ (oo) Probable that you won't find anything of the //~~\\ boss's in no archive. Seems most of the \\__// sonsabitches don't like him, much. ||\\ ||// (_)_)
FS >> No, but it is suggested in such a way that it would be cut out
of an American tv program as being "inappropriate"... :P
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JRO >> The archive in question is hidden in the deep depths of my account here at school...
VK >> If I remember correctly, you did give me a "hand" on that one.
\__/ (oo)(\ Look, guys: the boss don't want to see no nude ascii. //~~\// Send real pictures. You think he'd date some stick \\__\/ and dot and paranthesis woman? She's be useless to him, (//\\ if she couldn't mop and cook and clean, and chase kids, // // and........ (_)(_)
FS >> Yes, but that hand was all I did in that picture! :D:D:D JRO >> No, the boss doesn't want to see no nude ascii. The boss wants to make lots of new nude ascii pictures to tease the troll in aaa. =)
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JRO \| | | ( like our looks, then )
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(xx) Actual, though, if you'd ever seen the boss's wife,
//~~\\ -- wow -- . He don't really need no girlfreinds.
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(_)(_)VK >> I think the hand being there was the reason for the rest (some things are uncontrollable)
[No, the JRO pictures are not in the dirty archive - they are in the cartoons archive!]
Veronica
You have ideas about tormenting poor peterasshole?
FS >> :D:D::D:D
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/- '-.-'-\/-/ "Okay, Tom -- It could be an
~ . /-/|- - -|\_/ intelligent creature. But
\-\|- - -| I KNOW I am, and I'm about
__ (/\)- - -\ to get the hell out of here,
//\\ /-/ |-|\-\ and PROVE it!"
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Jonathon R. OglesbeeJRO >> Sorry, no ideas... :-/ (I have officially killfiled him - and made him FEEL it. The result? He hasn't bothered me personally in a long time...)
JRO >> One idea that I tried a while ago was to try to start a new ON-TOPIC thread similar to the tie-fighter one, to try to "drown" PC in on-topic "anti-spam"... It worked quite well for a couple of days... :)
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(oo) Methinks you poor Earthlings should learn to keep
//~~\\ your hands to other people; not yourselves. If
\\__// sitting at the computation device, keeping one's
|||| hands busy at anything but the keyboard is your
|||| cup of plutonium, then it would probably be better
(_)(_) to find other entertainment.
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(_)(_) (_)(_) example of Earth technology?"
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"This device is the primitive Earth
protoplasm beings' idea of a "computer"."
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//\\ //\\ "Excellent! With this, we
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|||| |||| "Ah, yes! Their News Exchange.
(_)(_) (_)(_) Now we will learn all they know!"
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"What is this information, Wcxliz? It
does not appear to be News, at all."
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|||| |||| "It says... "This is not a scam,
(_)(_) (_)(_) send $5 and make $50,000 in one
week, guaranteed."
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"Hhmmmm..... Foiled again! These dastardly
Terran Earth proto-beings have encoded all
vital information behind some MLM garbage!"
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JRO >> I have NO idea of what you are talking about! ;)
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[] [(_)(_)
There's no denying the facts, Mr. Geekowski.
You can read the laboratory report, yourself.
You have the worst case of cybersyphilis that
I have ever seen. I will have to have a list
of all the websites you have had contact with.
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(___ooO <<__/\\
"Charlie, when I said that a large
penis would really be exciting, I
meant it. I had intended to survive
the experience, however."
\__/ ___ (__)(===\- + + + + + + + + `ZzapP!` // \// \\__\/ Poor Pete. If he bothers the boss again, I may have //\\ to use this new ray-gun on him. Or re-run the "Pete's // // Brain Operation" cartoons.... (_)(_)
"Hey Slick, are you hungry?"
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"Not really, Dick."
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GAY BAR | - shit-faced!"
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee[Yes, I do find a lot of "JRO" material in the archives...]
Veronica
Was just talking about people who "love" their computers too much. Tons of them them on the net. Some of them seem to love dogs, cats --- once I even linked to a picture of someone trying to
JRO >> Hit "back", repair that message, and hit "send/refresh" again...
(Why do I suddenly think of this picture? http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/pics/drawings/col/humour/phonesex.jpg )
\__/ EGAD!!!! You mean the boss made all that filth? (00) //~~\\ //\__/\\ ""/^/\^\""------- \ \/ / (_)(_)
JRO >> If you scroll right you'll see that the message gets cut after 200 characters when it is that wide. It ends like this: ...to a picture of someone trying to [ 8< brutal cut! 8< ] (yes, I am now extremely curious to read what that someone was trying to do... so please do hit back until you find the message, fix it and repost...)
\__/ I think not, guys. You don't really want to know
(oo) /) about linking into a picture of someone trying to
//~~\// mate with a shark, do you?
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(_)(_)JRO >> Do you still have the URL? :D:D:D:D
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