alt.ascii-art chat (last 50-60 messages)


Krogg 24 Jun. 00:53, from: 208.143.217.146
I must point out at this time that Veronica was creamed here earlier
today.She didnt seem to mind either.

joris 24 Jun. 00:54, from: 194.109.129.112
shimrod>> I don't know what you're talking about   <:o)

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 00:54, from: 130.240.2.21
Krogg >> are you trying to get me to join the general fight? Sorry,
I'm laughing too much to even think of getting into that! :D:D:D:D:D

Krogg 24 Jun. 00:56, from: 208.143.217.146
Shimrod>>Well i guess thats true,but i sorta like having a 
penis missile reputation.

but sisnce my reputation is allready ruined i guess
i can show you all what i look like in my wifes dress.
           
         >>>>>.
        <<o.o<<
        >>\=/>>>
        /(\:/)\ 
       //)_:_(\\
       \\__   \\\__
       /`******\`  
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        <__<__>


Shimrod [email] [home] 24 Jun. 00:56, from: 129.125.21.1
VK wrote:
> <topic change>
> My chat (see sig) has turned into little-boy heaven! Shimrod, Krogg and
> FS have been attacking/killing each other in various imaginative
> asciified ways for a couple of hours now and seem to be enjoying
> themselves a royally! Joris appears to be "hooked" too, but hasn't
> showed up tonight.
> </topic change>

We're being advertised in a.a-a

joris 24 Jun. 00:56, from: 194.109.129.112
Well at least this conversation isn't about soccer.

Shimrod [email] [home] 24 Jun. 00:57, from: 129.125.21.1
Krogg>> You look just like your wife (ugly)

Krogg 24 Jun. 00:57, from: 208.143.217.146
VK>>no,i am just trying to spread the blame evenly.:)

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 00:57, from: 130.240.2.21
Shimrod >> yes!

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 00:57, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> this conversation started out with soccer.

Shimrod [email] [home] 24 Jun. 00:57, from: 129.125.21.1
soccer! eindelijk iemand die weet dat er een wereldkampioenschap aan de gang is!
Enig idee van de eindstanden van vandaag?

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 00:58, from: 130.240.2.21
Krogg >> as you can see from a recent post by Shimrod, I've been nuking
your butts in aaa...

joris 24 Jun. 00:59, from: 194.109.129.112
shimrod>> Geen idee, Ik haat voetbal. 

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 00:59, from: 130.240.2.21
> soccer! eindelijk iemand die weet dat er een wereldkampioenschap aan de gang is!
> Enig idee van de eindstanden van vandaag?

Shimrod >> hey! that's not fair!

Krogg >> those guys are planning something!

Krogg 24 Jun. 00:59, from: 208.143.217.146
Damnit and my news server is down.

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 01:01, from: 130.240.2.21
Krogg >> that was "one recent post _in here_ by Shimrod" (he got all
of the gory details).

Krogg 24 Jun. 01:01, from: 208.143.217.146
Uh oh,I should reload my missiles.

joris 24 Jun. 01:01, from: 194.109.129.112

                              No news... Good news!
                              No news... Good news!
                              No news... Good news!
                                        /
      Damn! my server is down again.   /
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                  / < ______ _> \'________|_____|
             ----/___/  ,___/___.___/____|___\___
                     |\/_____   |    _    '  <<<:|
                    /::::::::\  |_________'___o_o|  b'ger
                   '=========='

Krogg 24 Jun. 01:04, from: 208.143.217.146
"shimrod>> Geen idee, Ik haat voetbal."

Good idea,I hate soccer?

 

joris 24 Jun. 01:05, from: 194.109.129.112
Hey veronica, I worked hard on my site today. I even
drew something for it   :)

joris 24 Jun. 01:06, from: 194.109.129.112
krogg>> No idea, I hate soccer

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 01:07, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> progress! (and when are we going to get to know the URL?)

joris 24 Jun. 01:08, from: 194.109.129.112
[Hell wouldn't be that bad if you
 didn't HAVE to watch soccer on tv]



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joris 24 Jun. 01:09, from: 194.109.129.112
VK>> Hmmm dunno yet...  :/

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 01:10, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> come on... get that URL... get some stuff out there...

joris 24 Jun. 01:11, from: 194.109.129.112
I've got an other problem besides missing drawings: text!
I have to write some text in proper English...  :(

joris 24 Jun. 01:13, from: 194.109.129.112
[If Napoleon hadn't been beaten at Waterloo
 we'd all be speaking french on the web.]

                                ___________
                               |           |
                               | ah merde! |
                               |___________|
                                   /
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                    _'    '    '_
                   '_____________'
                       | +_+ |
                   ==--'_D__,'---==.
                  /    > \_/ <     |
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VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 01:13, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> write the text, then get somebody to proof-read it for you.

Krogg 24 Jun. 01:14, from: 208.143.217.146
it was a 50 to 51 vote in congress as to what the national language
of These united states would be.The other lang was german.

joris 24 Jun. 01:15, from: 194.109.129.112
VK>> Who? who??? hint, hint...

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 01:16, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> who who hint hint what?

joris 24 Jun. 01:16, from: 194.109.129.112
Krogg>> what "united states"?

Krogg 24 Jun. 01:17, from: 208.143.217.146
vk>>he's saying will you do it.

joris 24 Jun. 01:17, from: 194.109.129.112
VK>> Never mind   :D

Krogg 24 Jun. 01:17, from: 208.143.217.146
the ones in amerika.

joris 24 Jun. 01:18, from: 194.109.129.112
Krogg>> When did the vote take place?

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 01:19, from: 130.240.2.21
Krogg >> do what?

Joris >> ???

Krogg 24 Jun. 01:19, from: 208.143.217.146
i dunno,a long time ago i think.

joris 24 Jun. 01:20, from: 194.109.129.112
Krogg>> For a moment I thought that Bill'd gone mad.

Krogg 24 Jun. 01:23, from: 208.143.217.146
Bill=slick willy.
Wer did have a vote in congress last week to change the tax code by
year 2002 and it was like 209 to 218 for change.
I dunno where it all is right now,but i would vote in the next 
elections carefully.

joris 24 Jun. 01:23, from: 194.109.129.112
         German dictionary
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                           - Regular Joe-six-bytes -


joris 24 Jun. 01:25, from: 194.109.129.112
         New taxe code
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                           - Regular Joe-six-bytes -

joris 24 Jun. 01:26, from: 194.109.129.112
  How to elect your president carefully
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                           - Regular Joe-six-bytes -

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 01:27, from: 130.240.2.21
Ice cream would be nice

joris 24 Jun. 01:27, from: 194.109.129.112
  How to elect your new taxe president carefully
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Krogg 24 Jun. 01:28, from: 208.143.217.146
   How to get cream out of chickens
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joris 24 Jun. 01:28, from: 194.109.129.112
VK>> vanilla/pistache for me.

joris 24 Jun. 01:29, from: 194.109.129.112
Krogg>> cream to make ice cream?

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 01:29, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> I just wanted to see if you would answer:


     Ice cream would be nice
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Krogg 24 Jun. 01:31, from: 208.143.217.146
Joris>>naw,fer cream of chicken soup.
Ive allways wondered how they got cream out of
chickens.

joris 24 Jun. 01:31, from: 194.109.129.112
VK>>Damn... I missed that one...

joris 24 Jun. 01:32, from: 194.109.129.112
Krogg>> Well, from now on I'm going to wonder too.

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 01:32, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> tough (getting tired?)

joris 24 Jun. 01:34, from: 194.109.129.112
      How do they do that???
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VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 01:34, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> how do who do what?

joris 24 Jun. 01:35, from: 194.109.129.112
VK>> It was a long day actually.

joris 24 Jun. 01:37, from: 194.109.129.112
VK>>

      How do taxe presidents get good English translations
  from a carefully elected cream chicken
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                   '=========='

Krogg 24 Jun. 01:37, from: 208.143.217.146
I guess Slimrod musta fell asleap.

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 01:38, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> mmm... but I can't tear myself away from the computer... this
chat has actually lived up tonight (and hopefully will continue to do
so) and it has been so much fun that I haven't really found time to
read the newsgroups..... (and a couple of those have also lived up 
during the last few days...)

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