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(Last lifesign: 18 Nov. 14:47, from: 130.240.2.117 , Current time: 18 Nov. 14:47)

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 13:46, from: 130.240.2.117, red

Snake >> bye!  :)

FS 18 Nov. 13:46, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

Snake >> Bye!

Snake [email] 18 Nov. 13:46, from: 194.213.74.18, purple

left...... bye

FS 18 Nov. 13:49, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

*brb*

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 13:49, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*hungry*

f0n 18 Nov. 13:50, from: 130.240.2.16, black

VK >> going to cook me?

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 13:52, from: 130.240.2.117, red

f0n >> don't think so...  :P #$%&

f0n 18 Nov. 13:52, from: 130.240.2.16, black

*relieved*

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 13:52, from: 130.240.2.117, red

[centrumrestaurangen stops serving lunch in about seven minutes...]

f0n 18 Nov. 13:55, from: 130.240.2.16, black

VK >> 2 late :)

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 13:56, from: 130.240.2.117, red

f0n >> Not quite. If I go there _now_ I'll be able to get a plate of
food just before the _lunch_ restaurant closes...  :)

FS 18 Nov. 13:58, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

*back*

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 13:59, from: 130.240.2.117, red

NOW it's too late...

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 13:59, from: 130.240.2.117, red

:P

FS 18 Nov. 14:01, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

VK >> They serve until 14:00? What about karen?

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:01, from: 130.240.2.117, red

[Hmmmm.... ReTek pizza maybe...]

f0n 18 Nov. 14:01, from: 130.240.2.16, black

vk.. damn. didn't have time to type xlock? ;)

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:01, from: 130.240.2.117, red

FS >> I think karen stops serving lunch at 13:00 (not sure though)

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:02, from: 130.240.2.117, red

f0n >> I was thinking that maybe I could have heard a reaction from FS
_before_ 13:55...  :P

FS 18 Nov. 14:08, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

VK >> What's plan B?

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:09, from: 130.240.2.117, red

FS >> ReTek? Little yellow house? Big yellow house?

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:10, from: 130.240.2.117, red

FS >> PP?

FS 18 Nov. 14:12, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

VK >> No, maybe, maybe, maybe.

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:13, from: 130.240.2.117, red

FS >> :D:D:D:D

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:14, from: 130.240.2.117, red

FS >> Fried f0n?

FS 18 Nov. 14:16, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

VK >> No, we're not done with the lab yet...

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:19, from: 130.240.2.117, red

FS >> OK, then how about fried FS...  :-9

f0n 18 Nov. 14:23, from: 130.240.2.16, black

hehe i understand my code :)

FS 18 Nov. 14:23, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

VK >> Go ahead

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:24, from: 130.240.2.117, red

f0n >> Is that a way to say "go away and eat!!!" :D:D:D

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:24, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*picks out big butcher knife*

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:27, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*rish*rash*rish*rash*rish*rash*...  (sharpening knife...)

FS 18 Nov. 14:29, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

*rice*rice*rice*rice*rice*rice*...

f0n 18 Nov. 14:30, from: 130.240.2.16, black

vk.. rather.. not eat me:)

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:30, from: 130.240.2.117, red

FS >> Trying to say something?  :D

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:30, from: 130.240.2.117, red

f0n >> Don't worry, FS looks much tastier!  :)

f0n 18 Nov. 14:33, from: 130.240.2.16, black

VK >> good.

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:35, from: 130.240.2.117, red

f0n >> :)

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:35, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*brings out electric shock thingy*

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:35, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*zaps FS*

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:36, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*starts to remove his skin*

FS 18 Nov. 14:37, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

VK >> You got one of those electric shock thingies in your handbag?

f0n 18 Nov. 14:39, from: 130.240.2.16, black

tazer.

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:40, from: 130.240.2.117, red

FS >> No, I took a little walk down to the electronics lab and made one...  :)

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:41, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*zaps FS again as he clearly wasn't quite dead from the first blast*

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:41, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*pops downstairs to improve efficiency of zap thingie*

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:41, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*gives FS an extra just-in-case zap and resumes cutting meat off his right leg*

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:43, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*takes another walk downstairs*

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:43, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*makes electric stove*

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:43, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*makes frying pan*

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:44, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*starts cooking*

f0n 18 Nov. 14:45, from: 130.240.2.16, black

cooking progress 2%

f0n 18 Nov. 14:45, from: 130.240.2.16, black

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f0n 18 Nov. 14:45, from: 130.240.2.16, black

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FS 18 Nov. 14:45, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

VK >> Are you hungry or somethink?

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:46, from: 130.240.2.117, red

f0n >> Thank you for helping me with this. I _may_ give you a piece when
he's done.  :)

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:46, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*adjusts zap thingie*

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:46, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*ZAP!!!*

f0n 18 Nov. 14:46, from: 130.240.2.16, black

VK>> Ok.

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:47, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*Ooops! Zapped his head off! Well, at least I know the thing works!*

FS 18 Nov. 14:52, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

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VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:55, from: 130.240.2.117, red

Excellent! A self-refilling model!  :D:D:D:D::DD

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 14:59, from: 130.240.2.117, red

Now I'll never have to be hungry!  :)

FS 18 Nov. 15:00, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

VK >> What makes you think you can eat me whenever you want to?

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 15:01, from: 130.240.2.117, red

FS >> My zap thingie.  :)

FS 18 Nov. 15:05, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

*tells VK to look at Santa passing by in the sky*

FS 18 Nov. 15:05, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

*grabs her zapper*

FS 18 Nov. 15:05, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

*sets zapper on full*

FS 18 Nov. 15:06, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

*puts zapper on neck*

FS 18 Nov. 15:06, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

*ZAPS!*

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 15:06, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*swish*

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 15:07, from: 130.240.2.117, red

(that was the sound of me escaping from FS grip and regaining control
of the zap thingie and turning it against FS... Ooops! There went the
head again, and the shoulders...)

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 15:10, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*makes scissors, cuts off hair, makes rope, ties what's left of FS to a chair*

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 15:12, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*continues with the interrupted eating*

FS 18 Nov. 15:13, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

*escapes easily from the ropes made of the small amount of hair on my
 head*

f0n 18 Nov. 15:14, from: 130.240.2.16, black

(serial-killer) :)

FS 18 Nov. 15:14, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

*eats all meat from VK's bones*

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VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 15:15, from: 130.240.2.117, red

(apparently FS' head didn't reattach itself properly, he seems to be
dreaming that I made the rope out of _his_ hair...)

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 15:15, from: 130.240.2.117, red

(Ooops! HOW did FS get so fat all of a sudden?)

FS 18 Nov. 15:16, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

*chomp!*

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FS 18 Nov. 15:16, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

>*makes scissors, cuts off hair, makes rope, ties what's left of FS to a chair*
                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 15:17, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*WOW! Suddenly this old dress of mine fits just nicely!*

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 15:18, from: 130.240.2.117, red

FS >> Since nobody could possibly hope to make a rope out of YOUR hair
it is obvious whose hair was cut off!  :P

FS 18 Nov. 15:18, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

*BURP!*

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f0n 18 Nov. 15:25, from: 130.240.2.16, black

#absurd :)

FS 18 Nov. 15:26, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

*still hungry*

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 15:28, from: 130.240.2.117, red

<aol>me too!</aol>

FS 18 Nov. 15:29, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

*feeds VK*

FS 18 Nov. 15:29, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

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FS 18 Nov. 15:29, from: 130.240.2.17, turquoise

*eats*

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 15:30, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*moan*

VK [email] [home] 18 Nov. 15:33, from: 130.240.2.117, red

*GONE!*