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joris 24 Jun. 23:20, from: 194.109.128.247
VK >>But you didn't change that back to "joris"?

No, not me... I didn't see the ../../

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 23:21, from: 130.240.2.21
Didn't you notice that the names kept changing quite a lot yesterday
when there were more people here and the tempo was quite high?

joris 24 Jun. 23:23, from: 194.109.128.247
Huuuh, no. I was only looking at the color.

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 23:25, from: 130.240.2.21
:D

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 23:26, from: 130.240.2.21
Yes, the colours seem to work, it's just the names that keep changing.

Didn't you notice how somebody suddenly posted somebody else's email
address? (And this happened a couple of times)

joris 24 Jun. 23:28, from: 194.109.128.247
  Hallo my name is Charles, no Henry, no Geremy, no Alice
             no zburp, no xwykts no../../
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VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 23:29, from: 130.240.2.21
:D

joris 24 Jun. 23:29, from: 194.109.128.247
VK>>

Didn't you notice how somebody suddenly posted somebody else's email
address? (And this happened a couple of times)

I'm afraid not.   :o/

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 23:31, from: 130.240.2.21
Hmmm... :D  (OK, but if you see it again you know what it is)

joris 24 Jun. 23:31, from: 194.109.128.247
Maybe it just doesn't like to speed up.
("it" is whatever makes this chat work)

joris 24 Jun. 23:32, from: 194.109.128.247
VK >>
Hmmm... :D  (OK, but if you see it again you know what it is)

well, I'll stick with the colors   :)

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 23:33, from: 130.240.2.21
It doesn't like to speed up, that's right. I know why too. The problem
is that a "proper" solution might be very hard to make, and I thought
I had found a simpler way to at least keep it from happening too often...

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 23:34, from: 130.240.2.21
> well, I'll stick with the colors   :)

:)

joris 24 Jun. 23:36, from: 194.109.128.247
Messing with the names could add a bit of fun in some discutions.

llizard 24 Jun. 23:37, from: 209.161.231.132
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       ---  ==   >/
     [_____]   __>,^
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llizard 24 Jun. 23:37, from: 209.161.231.132
       ,^%== sh!
       <___/   ...don't tell anyone at home that I'm here.
       />
      / >
       /|^^
ejm   |  \

joris 24 Jun. 23:37, from: 194.109.128.247
"discution"?? this can't be right.

joris 24 Jun. 23:38, from: 194.109.128.247
Hello again Llizard   :)

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 23:39, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> messing with the names could add a bit of confusion to the
discuSSions too...  8]

llizard >> Well make sure to make you laugh so hard that there will be
no doubt as to what you're up to . . .   ;)

joris 24 Jun. 23:41, from: 194.109.128.247
"discuSSion" I should have known... thanks Veronica.  :)

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 23:42, from: 130.240.2.21
:)

joris 24 Jun. 23:43, from: 194.109.128.247
Llizard>> Have you fed your...

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    b'ger ((___|___/____))    ( -- )
                               '=='

llizard 24 Jun. 23:44, from: 209.161.231.132
I might be safe. It's time for an oil change on the 

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        (>(__.\()
          /  \__)    _______
       .=/.- __/,^-._  ______ ___
      ( * );"\====* ) _________
 ejm    -    ~  ` -

so if I'm very very quiet, and quickly race silently to another place
in the house when I hear the garage door close, I'll be safe.

Hello, Joris, glad to see that you and VK are still here to entertain
me.

llizard 24 Jun. 23:46, from: 209.161.231.132
Joris, I did and now he is

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        ha
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ejm98  (&| )    |#
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It would save me a world of misery (not to mention the people who have
to hear the rotten thing)



VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 23:47, from: 130.240.2.21
[I'm beginning to feel like I have some very slow liquid where my
brain used to be. I guess that's the result of not being able to sleep
properly because of this strange light...]

llizard 24 Jun. 23:49, from: 209.161.231.132
        ha
^^^^%---  ha
 "   \ ha    VK, perhaps it's also the result of being here
             for at least 8 hours!

joris 24 Jun. 23:50, from: 194.109.128.247
Well Llizard, next time maybe?


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VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 23:50, from: 130.240.2.21
llizard >> possibly 8]

llizard 24 Jun. 23:51, from: 209.161.231.132
joris, If the horrible thing would eat anything but Science Diet, I'd try it.

joris 24 Jun. 23:51, from: 194.109.128.247
Ah after "liquid paper" here comes "liquid brain".

llizard 24 Jun. 23:51, from: 209.161.231.132
VK >> I think I'm being a bit conservative with that estimate of 8 hours, am I not?

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 23:52, from: 130.240.2.21
llizard >> have you tried _raw meat_?

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 23:52, from: 130.240.2.21
joris >> that would be very _slow_ liquid, as in almost not liquid at
all.

joris 24 Jun. 23:53, from: 194.109.128.247
Llizard>> Have you tried olives? my cat would kill for an olive.

llizard 24 Jun. 23:54, from: 209.161.231.132
VK >> Yes, perfectly good chicken livers, and well, you know.

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 23:55, from: 130.240.2.21
llizard >> how about pork?
(you might also enjoy this:
http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/docs/news/cats/misc/cheez_doodles_and_bananas.txt )

VK [email] [home] 24 Jun. 23:55, from: 130.240.2.21
(you are not alone)

joris 24 Jun. 23:57, from: 194.109.128.247
                   I hhhhaaaave a llliquiiiid brrrrrainnnn
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joris 24 Jun. 23:58, from: 194.109.128.247

llizard 24 Jun. 23:59, from: 209.161.231.132
Liquid brain

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joris >> olives?? What a waste of good olives to feed them to a cat!

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:00, from: 130.240.2.21
Be careful about who you tease, or you might join me in the liquid
brain gang...

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joris 25 Jun. 00:01, from: 194.109.128.247
                Aaaaaahhhhh TCHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
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llizard 25 Jun. 00:01, from: 209.161.231.132
VK >>  "pre-chewed cheese sandwiches..."

Yikes!

As in ?

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joris 25 Jun. 00:02, from: 194.109.128.247
OOOooops!

llizard 25 Jun. 00:02, from: 209.161.231.132
         __
         \<\
         <  \
ejm98 ^^<_      / Drat! And I JUST got it reattached....
       _\/    ^%---

Where is that glue you gave me, VK?

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:02, from: 130.240.2.21
llizard >> Oh yes! You should definitely try that one! (I haven't met
a cat yet who didn't like a pre-chewed sandwich)

joris 25 Jun. 00:03, from: 194.109.128.247
"pre-chewed cheese sandwiches..."

To feed to the cat???

llizard 25 Jun. 00:03, from: 209.161.231.132
Good one, Joris

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:04, from: 130.240.2.21
Mmmm.. sorry llizard but I seem to have used it all:

   >{>-@'

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:04, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> yes, that's quite right.  :)

llizard 25 Jun. 00:04, from: 209.161.231.132
I don't think I could manage to spit out the pre-chewed sandwich to
give to the cat. That just makes me a little whoozy.


VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:05, from: 130.240.2.21
"liquid brain" = "slow motion thinking"

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:05, from: 130.240.2.21
llizard >> then get somebody else to handle that bit... (cats like it,
it's suitably warm and tasty and soft and mushy and just generally
really yummy...)

llizard 25 Jun. 00:07, from: 209.161.231.132
          ,^^,_\
         < \/ ^ 
         <   
         < __     
       ^^ \ /    ,  / Oh great, how am I possibly going to reach 
ejm97     /       ^%---  the basin from here after spitting up that cheese sandwich?
                              __________
                              \________/

joris 25 Jun. 00:07, from: 194.109.128.247
Who ordered a pre-chewed cheese sandwich?
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VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:08, from: 130.240.2.21
You mean:

Who ordered a pre-chewed cheese sandwich?
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                 (__/   \__)  b'ger

llizard 25 Jun. 00:09, from: 209.161.231.132
VK: "it's suitably warm and tasty and soft and mushy"

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llizard 25 Jun. 00:10, from: 209.161.231.132
          ,^^,_\
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         <   
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       ^^ \ /    ,  /    ha  Now I'm glad that glue was
ejm       /       ^%--- ha      used up. It would have been
                                   such a waste.

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:11, from: 130.240.2.21
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:12, from: 130.240.2.21
And cats really like to feel that they get a taste of the human food.
It makes them feel that they are part of our family or something...
This is the ultimate share-your-food experience for a cat....  :)

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:12, from: 130.240.2.21
llizard >> why the odd-looking face?  =)

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:13, from: 130.240.2.21
llizard >> haven't you realised that your head isn't really attached
to your body? If it was then it would hurt much more to drop it all
the time like that...

llizard 25 Jun. 00:13, from: 209.161.231.132
Somehow, I doubt that my very own cat would appreciate getting a basin
of prechewed cheese sandwich mixed liberally with other bits of predigested
food.

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:15, from: 130.240.2.21
llizard >> nooo, you misunderstand. You sit and eat a cheese sandwich
and then you give your cat a mouthful or two of it. It has to go 
straight from you to the cat... (otherwise it won't be warm... and
the cat won't know that it's really human food...)

joris 25 Jun. 00:16, from: 194.109.129.164
What kind of cat is it?

joris 25 Jun. 00:17, from: 194.109.129.164
VK>> I'm not sure if my cat would eat it.

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:19, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> have you _tried_? (assuming that you do have a cat, and that 
you're not talking about a cat-shaped vase or something)

joris 25 Jun. 00:19, from: 194.109.129.164
VK>> I'll try and let you know   :o/

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:20, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> :)

joris 25 Jun. 00:21, from: 194.109.129.164
VK wrote:
Joris >> have you _tried_? (assuming that you do have a cat, and that 
you're not talking about a cat-shaped vase or something)

You mean: Have I try the cheese sandwich pre-chewed by the cat?

Shanaka 25 Jun. 00:21, from: 203.18.240.66
*yawn*

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:22, from: 130.240.2.21
(please note, this sandwich business is not meant as the food for the 
cat, it is meant as an occasional treat, when you just happen to be
chewing a sandwich and a pair of big yellow eyes are looking at you
and appera to be saying "can I have some of that"...)

llizard 25 Jun. 00:22, from: 209.161.231.132
VK >>  Yes, I do understand. Bleah! If I chew a cheese sandwich,
I'm going to be the one who swallows it.  :^D

joris >> tabby officially -- but he is some sort of strange mix. His 
parents were strays. We saw his orange father, who was basically wild, in various
states of ravaged ears and/or fur for another two winters after our
cat was born and then he disappeared. (He was impossible to catch.) His
long haired white mother was rescued and lives not far from here.

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:23, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> :D:D::D:D No, of course not. I meant you might mean that as
a joke, as in you not really having a cat but just teasing me...

Shanaka >> welcome to the mad-house!  :)

llizard 25 Jun. 00:23, from: 209.161.231.132
Hey Shanaka! Good morning!

llizard 25 Jun. 00:24, from: 209.161.231.132
Shanaka, I hope you're feeling strong stomached right now. VK has been
advising us to do disgusting things with cheese sandwiches.

Shanaka 25 Jun. 00:24, from: 203.18.240.66
Hi all,
I I just popped on to see who was here ! :)
Its 6.30 am and I have to get ready for work
so someone stop me Pleeeeeeeease :)

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:24, from: 130.240.2.21
[did I mention that my brain is working in slow-motion?]

joris 25 Jun. 00:24, from: 194.109.129.164
Hi Shanaka, have a cheese sandwich.

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:25, from: 130.240.2.21
Shanaka >> welcome, sit down, make yourself comfortable. Please stay
a while and entertain us all.

joris 25 Jun. 00:26, from: 194.109.129.164
VK>> 
[did I mention that my brain is working in slow-motion?]


Slow liquid motion, yes.

Shanaka 25 Jun. 00:26, from: 203.18.240.66
Joris >> Hi ...mmmm breakfast
ummm as long as it isn't pre-chewed :/

llizard 25 Jun. 00:26, from: 209.161.231.132
joris, don't you mean:

shanaka have a pre-chewed cheese sandwich?
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VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:26, from: 130.240.2.21
joris >> quite right!  8]

Martin Atkins [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:27, from: 195.188.90.183
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llizard 25 Jun. 00:28, from: 209.161.231.132
Howdy Martin!

Shanaka 25 Jun. 00:28, from: 203.18.240.66
Hi Martin

Martin Atkins [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:29, from: 195.188.90.183
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Shanaka 25 Jun. 00:29, from: 203.18.240.66
So llizard and VK don't tell me you've been on all this time
since I last saw you?? :)

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:29, from: 130.240.2.21
Actually, I think that should be:

shanaka have a pre-chewed cheese sandwich?
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Martin Atkins [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:30, from: 195.188.90.183
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llizard 25 Jun. 00:30, from: 209.161.231.132
Shanaka,

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VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:31, from: 130.240.2.21
Martin >> hi! :)

Shanaka >> I've been here all that time, yes (I have to be here so that
those who come here have _somebody_ to talk to during the slow times),
except for about two hours or so when I went home and ate some dinner.

joris 25 Jun. 00:31, from: 194.109.129.164
Llizard>> I'm not sure what I meant   :)


Shanaka 25 Jun. 00:31, from: 203.18.240.66
llizard >> 8) 8D

Martin Atkins [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:31, from: 195.188.90.183
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llizard 25 Jun. 00:32, from: 209.161.231.132
VK >> 

"shanaka have a pre-chewed cheese sandwich?
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VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:32, from: 130.240.2.21
Martin >> keep pasting!  :)

Martin Atkins [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:32, from: 195.188.90.183
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joris 25 Jun. 00:33, from: 194.109.129.164
Give a sandwich to Martin too. Hi Martin.

llizard 25 Jun. 00:33, from: 209.161.231.132
Oooh!! Nice, Martin!

Shanaka 25 Jun. 00:33, from: 203.18.240.66
VK >> you've created a monster!
I remember getting addicted to a MUD when I first
started using the internet!

Martin Atkins [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:33, from: 195.188.90.183
   |||||
  | o o |
  |  >  |     .--- gotta go for a sec... brb
  | \_/ |  --'
   \___/

llizard 25 Jun. 00:34, from: 209.161.231.132
Martin, don't take those sandwiches! They're, well, I just can't say

         |||||
      \  |||||  /
       \ ||||| /
        \|||||/
        (-o,o-)
         ( * )
ejm98    ,`-'.
       --\/@\/--

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:34, from: 130.240.2.21
Shanaka >> I've created a WYSIWYG pure-ascii chat room, which seems
to be exactly what this crowd likes...

llizard 25 Jun. 00:35, from: 209.161.231.132
Now, see what you guys have done? Poor Martin probably doesn't have
a basin right by his computer.

Shanaka 25 Jun. 00:35, from: 203.18.240.66
Of course Im not addicted to this chat thing now.
Just because Im on it at 6.30 in the morning 
doesn't mean a THING!!!!

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:36, from: 130.240.2.21
Shanaka >> Didn't you know, my goal is to get the whole of aaa addicted.

joris 25 Jun. 00:36, from: 194.109.129.164
Hey Martin, nice drawing!


Veronica>> that mouth is great   :)

                               __/
                               \,/  ====
                               _|__====_
                              [_________]
                      ,,,,,      _|//
                     , , ;;      ( /
                    <    D        =o
         _          |` ) /       /\|
        ( ====  _____|><|_______/o /

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:37, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> If I diddle a picture that is finished or almost finished I
try to diddle it in a way that doesn't stand out from the original
style (and in your case that just means keeping a very good style). :)

Shanaka 25 Jun. 00:38, from: 203.18.240.66
VK >> Its working! :)
.....Must leave keyboard....... gotta go to work............
heeeeeelp!


hey I just remembered, I have internet access at work :) :) :) :)

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:38, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> you do realise that the ')' is not the mouth but the cheek,
the guy is chewing the sandwich at the table for you.

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:38, from: 130.240.2.21
Shanaka >> :) :D:D:D:D

joris 25 Jun. 00:39, from: 194.109.129.164
Ther's no such thing as computer addiction.

             _____
            /   _)))
           /   / 6 6
          (   (    \         Naaah, I'm not ready yet...
          /  ,' __=          I'm chatting with some ascii buddies.
         / __) /_  )        ______________________________________
        ( /   ~  `(                 /
         / / .) .) )     ../////      _____________
        ( /\    (_       \   , ,     |        '\\\\\\
         \| \  '  \       C    \     |        ' ____|_
         :o /      \       \D_/      |   +    '||::::::
          /\    _/  )   ___| (___    |        '||_____|
          \/     )  |  /  \ ~ /  \   \'_______|_____|
           |    /   | /'\  \_/ _' \  ___/____|___\___
        ___|___/\___|(  <_ _____|/_\|    _    '  <<<:|
       /              '-/ \________ |_________'___o_o|
      /                 \~/::::::::|                  \
     /                  '=========='                   \
    /___________________________________________________\
      |                                               |
      |                                               |
      |                                          b'ger|


FS [email] 25 Jun. 00:40, from: 130.240.2.22
(Krooooggggg?)

FS [email] 25 Jun. 00:41, from: 130.240.2.22
Aw, ugly colour. VK, you stole my favourite colour!

llizard 25 Jun. 00:41, from: 209.161.231.132
VK >> "Didn't you know, my goal is to get the whole of aaa addicted."
        ___ 
      _/   |===%^,
     |_____|  __\/>
       ---  ==     >
     [_____]     __>,^
ejm   |   |     //| |


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  |.--:--.|
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  \ ) : ( /
  '(__:__)`
    \ | /
    ( | )
    '- -`

          ___            
        _/   |      \_,^%---
       |_____|        <\ \  I *thought* those were horns!
         ---  ==      >/
       [_____]      __>,^
ejm     |   |      //| |

llizard 25 Jun. 00:42, from: 209.161.231.132
See you at work, Shanaka

joris 25 Jun. 00:42, from: 194.109.129.164
VK wrote:

>Joris >> you do realise that the ')' is not the mouth but the cheek,
>the guy is chewing the sandwich at the table for you.

Yes, I realized that   :)
I like my sandwich pre-chewed by the cat only.

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:43, from: 130.240.2.21
llizard >> no horns! Vikings did not have horns on their helmets.


Viking Veronica

    .-.
   /_ _\        ,
  ||.V.||      //
  ||\=/||     //
  .-- --.    //
 /(8)8(8)\  //
 \ )888(  \//
 '(88888) //`
  |88888| '
   (x|x)
   '- -`

Shanaka 25 Jun. 00:43, from: 203.18.240.66
Well Im going to go find a cat to chew up my cheese sandwiches 
for me!

                             here kitty kitty!
                            /
        ,               ()
       { \___)         ==\
         /--\            /\__
         '   '            \  

Bye all
         

joris 25 Jun. 00:44, from: 194.109.129.164
Bye, Sanaka.  :)

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:44, from: 130.240.2.21
FS >> I was here first...  :P

Joris >> no, I don't think I'd like that... (but some people eat birds'
nests that have been "chewed" by the birds...)

llizard 25 Jun. 00:44, from: 209.161.231.132
VK >> I wasn't thinking that the horns were attached to a helmet (*if*
you know what I mean.)

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:45, from: 130.240.2.21
llizard >> I have _no_ idea of what you mean.  *sweet smile*

llizard 25 Jun. 00:45, from: 209.161.231.132
Shanaka >>

         |||||
      \  |||||  /
       \ ||||| /
        \|||||/
        (-o,o-)    Now that was mean.
         ( * )
ejm98    ,`-'.
       --\/@\/--

llizard 25 Jun. 00:46, from: 209.161.231.132
VK >>  Uh huh....

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:46, from: 130.240.2.21
llizard >> :)

llizard 25 Jun. 00:47, from: 209.161.231.132
Speaking of prechewed sandwiches, I must go and prepare dinner. So long
for now. don't have too much fun without me.

joris 25 Jun. 00:47, from: 194.109.129.164
VK>> Chewed by the birds???? YYYYYYaaaaak!

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:48, from: 130.240.2.21
llizard >> bye! (no promises)  :)

Joris >> yes, and it's extremely expensive too...

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:49, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> well, it would be "chewed" if the brids had teeth... I think
it's just some saliva mess that they spit out and spin nests of...  8]

joris 25 Jun. 00:49, from: 194.109.129.164
             Chewed by the birds,
            what's wrong with that?
                             /
                  __       __
                 /._.  \__/ .>
               -/_)')   \_)_/
   ______________\_\_____\\______________b'ger


VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:50, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> beautiful little birds! (did you make them now or are they 
from the stuff you intend to put on your homepage eventually?)

joris 25 Jun. 00:52, from: 194.109.129.164
       we don't need teeth
          to build a nest.
             /
           __
          <^ \__/
           \_(_/`.
             //   `_    b'ger

joris 25 Jun. 00:54, from: 194.109.129.164
I made them a while ago and this one comes from
a little animation (again).

  __
 <^ \__/
  \_(_/`.
    //   `_

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:54, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> no, I think that is the wrong end. The building material is
taken from the front end.

joris 25 Jun. 00:54, from: 194.109.129.164
bye llizard,

FS [email] 25 Jun. 00:54, from: 130.240.2.22

 

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:55, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> <nag> Get that webspace! Get that URL! </nag>

joris 25 Jun. 00:55, from: 194.109.129.164
VK>> hmmm you never know with thoses birds   :)

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:56, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> and how about the bunnies?

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:56, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> you promised us some naughty bunnies!

joris 25 Jun. 00:57, from: 194.109.129.164
VK>> what's <nag>someting</nag>?

Martin Atkins [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:57, from: 195.188.90.189
    |||||
   | o o |
   |  >  |     .--- I`m Back!
   | \_/ | ---'
    \___/
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<B>Hmm</B>

Martin Atkins [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:58, from: 195.188.90.189
     |\___/|
     / o o \
    |   Y   |      .--- Meeeeeeooowww!
     \  -  / -----'
     /'---''.
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    \         \ (_ \
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     | || | _.  \_/ /
     (_|(_|(_______/ mga

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:58, from: 130.240.2.21
Martin >> Hi again. This chat accepts the characters 32-126, plus
newlines. HTML tags are interpreted as <whatever>.

joris 25 Jun. 00:59, from: 194.109.129.164
Infamous rabbits.

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VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:59, from: 130.240.2.21
Martin >> if you post a "non-standard ascii character" the post will
be brutally interupted at that point.

Martin Atkins [email] [home] 25 Jun. 00:59, from: 195.188.90.189
    _____________________
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   :   \             /   :
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   :   (             )   :
   :    \           /    :
   :   -'           '-   :
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VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 01:00, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> and when do we get to see the javascript version on your web
site?

joris 25 Jun. 01:01, from: 194.109.129.164
Martin Atkins >>

     |\___/|
     / o o \
    |   Y   |      .--- Meeeeeeooowww!
     \  -  / -----'
     /'---''.
    |        \   __
    \         \ (_ \
     | || |    \  \ \
     | || | _.  \_/ /
     (_|(_|(_______/ mga

I can tell this cat have just had a pre-chewed cheese sandwich.

Martin Atkins [email] [home] 25 Jun. 01:01, from: 195.188.90.189
OK, VK... I was just testing to see if <B> or whatever would work... then I figured, just after hitting send that then half the pics wouldn`t come out right so it couldn`t possibly do HTML tags <g>

Martin Atkins [email] [home] 25 Jun. 01:02, from: 195.188.90.189
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My rabbit... labelled up suitably for easter!

joris 25 Jun. 01:03, from: 194.109.129.164
VK>> hhhuuuuuu it's a gif animation...

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 01:03, from: 130.240.2.21
Martin >> I also disabled automatic line wrap (as you have now discovered)
so you'll have to do that bit yourself too.

VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 01:03, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> What was it you said about Satan the other day?

Martin Atkins [email] [home] 25 Jun. 01:05, from: 195.188.90.189
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VK [email] [home] 25 Jun. 01:06, from: 130.240.2.21
Joris >> ah, here we are...


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   | We do it in gif format |
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joris 25 Jun. 01:08, from: 194.109.129.164
VK>> well I (usually) can work quite well with images but
I am a zero when it comes to abstrac things like mathematics
or java and java script   :(

Martin Atkins [email] [home] 25 Jun. 01:08, from: 195.188.90.189
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Martin Atkins [email] [home] 25 Jun. 01:09, from: 195.188.90.189
    |||||
   | o o |
   |  >  |     .--- Hmm... IRC is nothing compared to this :o)
   | \_/ | ---'
    \___/
     | |


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